rizonirc_haha.txt

* -         Now its time for **UPDATED** conversational spanish with grimlock
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* -    Las ardillas. Me persiguen. Quieren mis tuercas pero no pueden tenerlas.
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* -    no habla? the squirrels. they chase me. they want my nuts but they
* -    can not have them.
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* -    El gato en mi pantalones, quiere mi burrito. Pero el no puede
* -    tenerlo. No compartire con el.
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* -    Still no habla? the cat in my pants, he wants my burrito. But he can
* -    not have it. I will not share with him.
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* -    Por que el perro que lame mis bolas? Debo de haber banado en mantequilla
* -    de mani de nuevo ...
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* -    Really!?!? No habla?! You really need to work on your spanglish skills..
* -    Why is the dog licking my balls? I must have bathed in peanut butter
* -    again...
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* -    Cuando salgo de la peluqueria despues de tener mi espalda afeitado, me
* -    doy cuenta de que seria mucho mas barato tener un rebano de cabras.
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* -    You really need to sign up for my formal spanish lessons.  I can teach
* -    many more useful phrases phrases!  When I leave the barber after having
* -    my back shaved, I realize it would be much cheaper to own a herd of goats.
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* -    Usted dice que el tomate, digo que me gusta la leche con chocolate y
* -    panecillos. Has visto a mi cepillo de dientes?
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* -    My lesson rates are very reasonable!  I can teach you to splanglish like
* -    I do!  You say tomato, I say I like chocolate milk and bagels.  Have you
* -    seen my toothbrush?
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* -         This has been conversational spanish with grimlock, time for
* -         something more serious.
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