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| Notes: | |
| - This database includes conversations/stories/moments/etc. that I thought people might want to go back to or that I thought were worth noting. | |
| - I tried to describe things as best as I could, sometimes using multiple keywords for the same thing, to make them easier to find later (especially when you don't remember the exact way it was said/described on the podcast) | |
| Tip: If you use a text editor that allows you to search with wildcards/RegEx (Regular Expression) then it's easier to find stuff. For example- "Burnie.*steak.*hotel" will bring up all the instances that has those keywords in the same line in that order (when a dot [.] isn't configured to match new lines) | |
| - I tried to gather related stories/conversations/subjects that came up across different podcasts to make them easier to find, since you only need to locate one of them to find them all. | |
| - The timestamps are based on: | |
| #1-#490 - YouTube version | |
| #491-#557 - RT site version | |
| #558-#593 - First version on the RT site | |
| #594 forward - YouTube version | |
| - When accessing/sharing this database please use the main link (https://gist.github.com/001Guy001/1e0176e924dbb1c36e0424fb3712461d, click on "view the full file") to get to the updated full file, since the link to it changes with every update. | |
| - For a collection of useful/interesting lists like science conversations/hypotheticals/quotes/etc. check the Database Lite (linked below) | |
| - Not everything from the RTAAs is included in this database. | |
| - If you have any suggestions/questions you can contact me on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=001Guy001 | |
| - My other documents: | |
| RT Podcast Attendance: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X-KmXMChWeAdNXTUeIrTSy0ZDCn9SMC2rbt7KnuyOAA/pub | |
| RTAA Descriptions and Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16gLeJhsEXf1uL0pUmw83JPeO5kStHD8SOcvAnm5GGmM/pub | |
| RT Podcast Database Lite (Specific Lists): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ac2PC7Axn9AfVNnpmMlxqogaYPnZ8JHvs3Rdo6Ywwac/pub | |
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| RTP ##1 | |
| ~1:00 Oscar De La Hoya (boxer, fighter, boxing) | |
| 2:50 Burnie had a gun pointed at him twice (by an off-duty cop, and by someone at a party who was sleeping in a sleeping bag in the corner, pulled a gun on Burnie, guns pointed at Burnie) | |
| 4:58 Burnie worked on a movie with blanks and a real gun and someone brought real bullets to the set to see if they're the same size. (film set, movie set, working on a film, working on a movie) / 5:44 sawing bullets, sawing shotgun shells, squibs | |
| #231 at 40:31-44:06 Making "The Schedule", 41:46 Burnie pranked Matt while he was making squibs for their movie in college, Burnie said boom and flashed with his camera (Matt was sawing shotgun shells, Burnie imitates Matt crying, fake blood, explosive device, blank bullets) | |
| #234 at 14:19 more about the squibs | |
| #20 at 21:26-21:52 Burnie/Matt/Joel shot a film in college, burning money by shooting on film (a limited amount of film) | |
| #77 at 45:11 "The Schedule" disastrous screening at the Dobie Theater (there was no sound, the schedule screening, problems with the sound, audio cut out/sound cut out) / (RTAA) (46:19) Burnie: "they suck dick at sucking dick" [quote] | |
| #107 at 50:14~51:45/53:14-54:31 Working on The Schedule, using film (not knowing if the shooting was successful because it needs to be developed) (showing it to only 800 people) | |
| #184 at 54:35-54:42 They put licensed music in it and it's a problem | |
| #194 at 1:22:45-1:23:22 When Joel filmed a scene he wore a shirt that it turned out you could see his nipples because it was so worn out (Joel's nipples) | |
| #277 at 1:04:49-1:07:39 While they were filming a picnic scene a guy from the crew (Tony) walked in the background then stopped and tip-toed away when he realized he was in the shot (tiptoed, tried to hide, man was walking, man walked, guy walked, guy was walking, sneaking away, Burnie tiptoes/Burnie imitates) | |
| #331 at 4:00-5:17 (there's also relevant conversation before that, from ~1:00, about crew members getting in shots, including: Chris filmed an interview with a pick up artist and a guy walked backwards in the background when he noticed he was on film) | |
| #259 at 1:32:48 [probably mentioned in one of the segments above] The audio and the video would drift apart and they had to sync them (audio and video recording at different speeds/framerates, not knowing if the audio is early or late when it's just a little out of sync) | |
| 8:12~38:00 A bet between Geoff and Burnie about getting 10,000 gamerscores in a week (10,000 achievement points, gamer score, 10,000 points) (the outcome is briefly mentioned in #35 at 10:11~10:30) | |
| 24:16 Past achievement race between Burnie and Geoff, first to get to 1,000 points in Call of Duty 4 (past bet between Burnie and Geoff) | |
| 35:11 Not wanting to call it a podcast, the word podcast, Podcast is a pun of broadcast | |
| 38:45 Astronomers have determined that Christmas is actually in June (Christmas in June, Jesus was born in June, Christmas should be in June), Burnie hates astronomers (Burnie vs. astronomers, prequel to Burnie Hates NASA) | |
| #258 at 33:35 Burnie vs. NASA finding water on Mars over and over again (also briefly on #343 at ~48:00) | |
| #370 at (5:30) 7:23~11:12/(32:01) Burnie vs. NASA knowing so much about distant planets but aren't sure about water on planets in the solar system, retouched photos from space/photos of space (space photos/space pictures, added colors) | |
| #371 at 1:21:13~1:23:07 Burnie Hates NASA RTAA (lava planet/planet covered in lava) | |
| 41:53 Burnie had a friend that was born on President's Day, Burnie's friend was almost named George Washington Welch | |
| [physical fights/etc.] | |
| #1 at 1:41 Gus got punched in the face once (by his friend, was 12 years old, Gus said something about his friend's mother) (being in a fight/ever been in a fight/being in fights, punched Gus in the face) | |
| #112 at 1:26-5:46/26:56-28:44 Brandon got kicked in the chest many times for motion capture by a girl (mocap, punched Brandon, kicked Brandon in the chest), Brandon elbowed/Brandon punched her in the face after she tried to grab his phone (grabbed his phone/took his phone, Brandon accidentally hit her face, personal photos/personal pictures, secret photos/secret pictures, Brandon's phone) | |
| #209 at 47:06 | |
| #322 at 47:08 Miles' mocap story (headbutt, motion capture) | |
| #124 at 24:25-25:41 When Gus was in junior high he witnessed girls have a fight, one girl stepped on another girl's face (stepped on her face, shoemarks), girls with holepunched fingernails for fights | |
| #296 at 1:15:21-1:17:11 Gus' tough high school, school shooting, sharpened food cards/lunch cards (with holepunchers^, also girls nails), fights in school, school fights/school violence (Gus' school) | |
| #296 at 1:20:00-1:21:19 Gus' high school bathroom had no doors/no stalls and no toilet paper (stalls without doors/no bathroom stalls/no stall doors), some guys came into the bathroom while Gus and another kid were peeing at the urinals and they punched the other kid (fight in the bathroom) | |
| #429 at 22:41 (no doors) | |
| #394 at 1:13:15 Blaine about a bathroom in a locker room of a football stadium in a rival highschool didn't have stalls so you'd have to shit in front of everybody (war tactics/psychological warfare, visiting team's locker room, no stalls/no walls, school stadium) | |
| #340 at 57:58-59:46 (also the above stories, fighting etc.) | |
| #296 at 1:17:11~1:17:40 During school Brandon was in the bathroom and a fight broke out in the bathroom and everybody rushed in to see the fight (fight in the bathroom, Brandon was peeing) | |
| #405 at 20:43 | |
| #157 at 59:51-1:00:24 Spitting is the most insulting thing you can do (in a fight etc.) | |
| #216 at 1:29:20 also^ (Gus: "Spitting is a sucker move"), 1:29:53 Chris spat/Chris spit on a friend that wiped goat poop on him, Chris had goats in his house (Chris and his friend fought, Chris fight) (is human spit worse than animal shit?) | |
| #380 at 1:32:25-1:35:21 also Chris' story (~1:33:40 Gavin: "animal poo is never as bad as anything a human produces") | |
| #288 at 23:34 more about- Chris had goats and other farm animals around his house (goats dance?) / #380 at ~1:35:28 had a pond he would swim in | |
| #163 at 1:00:59-1:02:10 In London, Gavin accidentally spilled water on Gus in a hotel room so Gus shoved Gavin off the bed and started punching him, Gus punched Gavin in the face, Gavin hid in the bathroom and Gus kicked the door in, Gus turned the showerhead out so it sprayed into the bathroom and it sprayed on Gavin, Gavin tried to get revenge but slipped and Gus kicked the door down, Gus and Gavin shared a hotel room, water bottle, Gus and Gavin fought, Gavin tackled Gus, Gus fought Gavin, Gavin fought Gus, Gus wrestled Gavin/Gavin and Gus wrestled, they were betting each other about stuff, Gus had bruises | |
| RT Life - Pokepella https://youtu.be/lF590fE0Yw0?t=19 / RT Life - Gavin Nut Shot https://youtu.be/lCTdCnC6j7w?t=84 (footage from the hallway) | |
| #179 at 1:13:32-1:13:40/1:14:10-1:14:45 | |
| #222 at 11:34-12:33 | |
| #334 at 26:56-27:22 | |
| #186 (Part 1) at 7:50-9:34 (precursor to that story^) Gus and Gavin searched for ice in a hotel, ice adventure, ice machine, ice cubes, hotel room, Gus was in his boxers, they were both drunk, Gavin told Gus to run down the hallway and when Gus ran back they slammed into each other and the ice flew everywhere | |
| #334 at 21:22~23:30 Burnie pointed the showerhead towards the shower curtain, when Gavin turned on the water it flooded the bathroom (Burnie didn't do it purposefully), the shower curtain was outside of the bath | |
| #346 at 1:05:24 Gavin fought Geoff in a hotel room/Gavin wrestled Geoff (Gavin and Geoff fought, 4 A.M., drunk Gavin/drunk Geoff) | |
| #406 at 59:39 (Burnie had to come bail them out before getting evicted from the hotel, they were screaming, Geoff tried to finger Gavin's ass and urethra) | |
| #619 at 1:08:31 (RTAA) When Gus and Gavin were in the same hotel room Gavin hid beneath the covers instead of the pillows, they took the pillows out of the made bed so that Gavin... (Gavin pretended to be the pillows). Then one time Gavin jumped on Gus' bed and slipped and knocked over the water onto Gus while Gus was on the phone (Gavin slipped/Gavin fell, Gus threw a pillow at Gavin). Another time they played New Super Mario Bros and Gus won and ripped his shirt off and screamed and started running around the room | |
| #203 12:14-12:49 Gavin punched Barbara's phone out of her hand while she filmed him dancing in the car (https://twitter.com/bdunkelman/status/867081576491954176, backup https://imgur.com/h79Y1Zl) | |
| #209 at 47:27-47:52 Barbara filmed Gavin while he was doing some hand-moves and Gavin accidentally punched her in the face. (Drunk Gavin) | |
| #432 at 1:02:25-1:02:30/1:02:47-1:03:17 | |
| #242 at 39:09 Kara punched a guy in the nose after he poured water on her white t-shirt because she sat in his seat in high school/college (he got suspended for 2 weeks because it's considered sexual harassment) / Kara kicks the people in the office (like a ninja) | |
| #342 at 15:52 In high school a friend of Lindsay gave her a "titty twister" and she kicked him in the balls (Lindsay kicked../Lindsay punched..) | |
| #245 at 44:23-45:07 Gavin's fight/Gavin punched, Gavin was in a fight, Gavin closed his eyes and punched someone in the back of the head and then ran away | |
| #305 at 20:01 | |
| #305 at 19:23 Burnie called someone fat and he punched Burnie in the face, Burnie got punched in the face | |
| #342 at (10:27)11:08 Chris got punched in his balls by accident (2 friends were fighting and one landed on him, fell on Chris' balls) (RTAA from Off Topic) | |
| #380 at 1:36:12 | |
| #342 at 12:14-13:48 Aaron kicked Chris in the balls | |
| #396 at 1:25:05 | |
| #396 at 1:26:35 Burnie punched Gavin in the balls accidentally because he didn't know Gavin took off his protective cup (Burnie started punching him before that) | |
| #430 at 1:27:53 Brandon and the rough daycare he's been in (kids punching/fighting) | |
| #455 at 21:05 Aaron used to participate in garage fights at school (different martial arts), Aaron got knocked out by his boxer friend who punched too hard | |
| RTP ##2 | |
| 4:55+6:47 Geoff: Burnie has been secretly playing WoW (Burnie playing World Of Warcraft secretly/in secret) | |
| #3 at 00:28+17:38 Burnie's response | |
| #5 at 20:38 Gus is spying on Burnie's game-playing habits) | |
| #91 at 1:16:42 why Burnie stopped playing WoW | |
| #321 at ~1:00:00~1:05:00 they're getting back into WoW | |
| #327 at 22:24 Where is Gus' character right now?, Gus goes to get his laptop to check if his character is near the mailbox (21:40 Gavin started replaying old games that he used to play and found out where he left off/on what parts he stopped playing, Gavin picked up/Gavin revisits/where Gavin's characters are, playing again) | |
| #501 at 24:42 Burnie reinstalled WoW | |
| #559 around 1:24:00 15 year anniversary edition of WoW | |
| 8:55 Burnie and Geoff were in the Netherlands (Belgium, Holland, Amsterdam), raw meat (rtaa), red peppers filled with oil (Burnie bit into one and it spilled all over him), Anne Frank Museum | |
| 12:53 Houses in Amsterdam, the stairs are so narrow and steep that they have a hook on the front of every house so you could attach a pulley (pully/pullie, narrow stairs) | |
| 13:33 Geoff: A man died in Amsterdam on the third floor and they couldn't bring him down the stairs and so they had to lift him out in a gurney (firetruck with a ladder, narrow stairways) | |
| 21:19 Time Warner starts charging Rooster Teeth for bandwidth by the gigabyte (cable company, charging for bandwidth), cable companies want to get rid of their top users (users that use the most bandwidth), amount of Internet usage (streaming/gaming) (not liking Time Warner also in #22 at 58:47) | |
| RTP ##3 | |
| 0:02 Burnie: "Gus go with the theme song" | |
| 1:51 Microsoft store for employees (where Microsoft employees can buy the products at low cost) | |
| 2:49 A fan calls the podcast (David Keller/ZackOfHardRock) (phone call, phone rings at 2:35) | |
| (after 8:00) Tournaments on the RT site | |
| (around 24:00) Ashton Kutcher/CNN Twitter race | |
| 26:25-27:43 Burnie accidentally replied to a tweet from Griffon thinking it was a personal message to him (Burnie accidentally tweeted a reply to Griffon) | |
| ~30:00-32:00 Noticing the difference between different video qualities- standard def/high def/SD/HD/2k/4k/720p/1080p/vhs/dvd (video quality differences), audio quality- analog/digital/cds/mp3/192kbps | |
| #338 at 57:45 Gus could tell the difference between the qualities of 5 RvB clips | |
| 32:25-34:00 Shannon McCormick was in Les Miserables, 33:05 Joel was in S1m0ne (Simone scene with Al Pacino and Winona Ryder) | |
| #18 at 41:59~43:30 Joel was a stand-in for Johnny Knoxville in Dukes of Hazard, they replaced the ending scene. He also worked a week on the movie Made (2001) [keywords: Joel's roles, Joel's Hollywood roles] | |
| #20 at 46:28-48:00 Joel had to wear contacts over his contacts (Joel was on Angel) / Joel had to catch for Randy Johnson (baseball player) | |
| #46 at 31:54-32:20 Joel was on Love Connection | |
| #90 at 8:11-8:48 Joel worked on X-Men and met Patrick Stewart and recounted his entire career to him (Patrick Stewart's career) | |
| RTX London 2017 at 1:29:00 (Burnie doesn't say it's Joel) | |
| #227 at 6:28 Joel was a stand-in for Wolverine (photo-double) | |
| #125 at 32:19-34:33 Joel was on VIP/V.I.P. with Bruce Campbell, and Passions (also, Jack and Gus' IMDB pages) | |
| #214 at ~23:50 Joel was a waiter on Passions (soap opera), 1:19:34 for 5 years Joel played a waiter on every show / 1:29:17-1:30:22 Joel worked in L.A. almost exclusively as an actor for 8 years, +S1m0ne | |
| #245 between 59:32 and 1:06:40 Joel was on Friends (Joel talks about Friends), ~1:03:00 Joel played Steve Jobs for a Disney ride (doesn't know where the ride is), +S1m0ne | |
| RTP ##4 | |
| 0:27 Tried to record a video podcast of them playing co-op Flock | |
| 3:06 They missed the secret screening/secret showing of the new Star Trek movie at the Alamo Drafthouse/Alamo Draft House theater with Leonard Nimoy (IMAX premiere, The Wrath of Khan screening that "burns"/gets "corrupted" and then Nimoy comes in and shows the new film) | |
| 11:10 RT Short "Spoiler Alert" | |
| 12:27 Registering URLs that are mentioned/appear in RT content/RT Shorts (domains/addresses, registering domains, domain names, the domains), debated whether to put Star Trek spoilers on those domains. (domains that they own/domains they own: DonutCamKissesForever.com / PresidentialSluts.com / DickFartVaginaButt.com / StraightSnapeKillsGayDumbeldore.com), Gus sending emails about DNS servers for those domains | |
| #33 at 30:52-31:51 YourFaceIsABook.com / ShowMeTheMonkey.com | |
| #113 at 2:15-3:40 | |
| #187 at 1:02:12-1:02:32 brief mention | |
| 14:45-20:00 OpenID (Open ID), unified global login for all the sites, global accounts/one account/one user/one login for everything, signing up to the RT site using your information from Facebook/Google/MySpace/etc. | |
| 18:44 Burnie was in the Xbox Live Beta Group, got in before Gus, xbox live beta testers, Burnie got a special memory card [quick mention, not a conversation] | |
| #20 at 57:29-58:08 | |
| #18 at 2:35~4:55 How many years they've been on Xbox Live (NXE update, number on your gamercard, how many years they have on their gamercard, number of years) | |
| #20 at 56:00~57:00 | |
| #192 at 1:37:29~1:42:00 their 10 year anniversary on Xbox Live | |
| #327 at ~41:05/44:00/44:49/51:11 Gus and Burnie figure out when they joined Steam and Xbox Live (first games they bought on steam) | |
| #402 Post Show at ~2:50 Burnie lost his tenure in Xbox Live because his credit card info got stolen and he got a new credit card but forgot to change the payment info for Xbox (Xbox live streak) | |
| 23:33 Duke Nukem sequel will not be released (the amount of things that came out after the last Duke Nukem) | |
| 30:22-33:18 Burnie about Geoff and Griffon constantly changing their avatars on the RT site and on AIM (changing profile pictures, Geoff and Griffon using pictures of each other, same avatars) (also in #59 at 6:17), Burnie's old avatar- Gary Coleman as Mr. T, people changing names on the site | |
| #205 at 1:29:55 People changing avatars | |
| 34:07-35:26/37:40 People that wait for their prescription medicine in the line of a drive-thru pharmacy (drive-through/drivethru pharmacy, "this is gonna take 30 minutes to fill", Burnie: "who the fuck are these people that will sit there for 30 minutes in their car") | |
| 35:54 Whenever Burnie has a technical problem it is everyone's problem (Burnie will ask them all for help, Matt will respond "huh that's weird", Burnie's technical problems/tech problems, Burnie's problems are everyone's problems) | |
| #6 at 15:18 Burnie: "when you have a technical problem in this office people are so helpful, they wanna help you, they don't stand behind you and laugh", conversation continues until ~17:00) (also in #57 at 53:48-54:09, "supportive" office environment) | |
| [Reacting to comments/Unnecessary comments/unhelpful comments/useless comments/stupid comments/bad comments/stupid tweets/Burnie reacts to comments/Burnie reacts to a commenter:] | |
| (somewhat relevant list under "we can't communicate any...") | |
| #4 at 22:33-23:00 When they do tournaments on the site and people comment that they don't have an Xbox 360/"I don't have Halo", Burnie: "Commenting is not mandatory, you don't have to comment." "If you don't show up we'll get it" | |
| #208 at 23:23-24:05 When they do playdates on the Internet some people respond with "I don't have an Xbox"/"I don't have Halo", Burnie: "Well clearly this fucking message is not for you" | |
| #513 Post Show at ~6:36-8:12, same^, people that respond to posts that aren't meant for them, Burnie: 'Then this conversation isn't for you'/'This isn't a relevant discussion to you' | |
| #4 at 23:04-23:24 Whenever Gus posts a tech question he gets comments from people saying they can't help, "sorry I can't help/sorry I don't know" | |
| #155 at 57:02-57:26 People that ask for help about their technical problems and then reply saying "never mind, I fixed it" without saying how they fixed it. | |
| #208 at 24:07-24:54 Gavin sent an email to all the RT employees (company wide email/all-company email) asking about using Final Cut Pro and he got many responses saying "sorry I haven't used that program" because Burnie went and told people to respond to Gavin's email | |
| #253 at 56:51~58:30 Burnie talks about an unhelpful forum comment about whether Wolverine can starve to death / Michael talks about people at gaming forums that offer advice before they even played the game in question | |
| #268 at 1:26:19-1:26:46 (brief) Burnie searches for how many tigers are left in the world and encounters a comment saying "I don't know man" (Burnie: "It's not mandatory to answer the question") | |
| #187 at 58:21-58:58 People that comment about stuff they talked about on an old podcast that they're currently watching, people that tweet to Burnie about something he said on an old podcast without context (responding to the podcast/commenting on the podcast) | |
| #519 at 1:12:13~1:14:40 same^, people that listen to old podcasts and comment as if it is live with no context (from #434, washing machine bung door?/washing machine addon) | |
| #192 at 24:42-25:13 (mostly Burnie vs. commenters, live) Burnie gets mad at a tweet/commenter that reacted to their conversation about World War Z (Burnie: "What the fuck does that mean? What does that have to do with anything at all?" "Goddamn, fucking Internet" [quote]) | |
| #193 at 1:04:46-1:05:22 Burnie and the tweet about the size of the WiiU controller that they talked about earlier on the podcast, someone tweeted a picture of the controller next to the box it came in for comparison which doesn't tell you anything | |
| #208 at 1:19:27-1:19:59 A commenter suggests that Burnie jailbreak his iPhone after Burnie talks about his cracked screen | |
| #214 at 32:16~32:35 (Gus) A commenter by the name IrishCarBomb calls them out for talking about death after talking about the Boston Bombing (double standard- his name is insensitive/offensive) | |
| #227 at 1:10:24-1:10:34 (referring to 1:08:36) A commenter asks Burnie if he left the bananas skin on when he wrapped them in bacon and fried them | |
| #286 at 1:29:39~1:30:00 Burnie gets mad at a comment that says "Ice Bucket Challenge isn't new, sports coaches do it a lot" | |
| #303 at 1:15:57 Burnie gets angry at tweets saying he should put his phone down/stop being on the phone ("I'm fucking reading Twitter you dumb pricks") | |
| #304 at ~3:28-4:09 | |
| #331 at (referring to 21:59) 24:10-24:24 A commenter says that if it says 60$ on the tag at a store then they have to sell it to you in that price but that's not what they were talking about | |
| #369 at 1:41:01-1:41:17 A commenter corrects Burnie but misspelled Throne as Thrown | |
| #372 at 19:53~20:10 A commenter suggests the word "Qwark" as a word that has another letter other then U after Q but he spelled it wrong (quark) / 22:05~22:27 others suggesting Tranq. (tranquilizer) and Q*bert | |
| #395 at 20:24~21:52 (referring to #394 at 1:15:03/1:16:37) Gus gets mad at a commenter that said he was wrong | |
| #434 at 40:06-40:40/41:34~42:00 2 comments that are a copy paste of the first sentence in the Wikipedia article | |
| #557 at 18:03 Burnie reacts to a commenter asking if the fan-made taxidermied rooster (16:38) is a reference to Burnie's old hat | |
| #213 at 12:19~13:43 People not understanding Burnie's tweet about above/below accounts (people below this tweet/people above this tweet) | |
| #265 at 1:09:28-1:10:46 A fan told Burnie that he was bitching about Tesla in an earlier podcast, so Burnie listened to that podcast and found out that he was talking about Nikola Tesla and not the company (Nicola Tesla) (#177?) | |
| #304 at 8:59-9:23 Gavin tweeted that he has 14 hours to get to the podcast from U.K. and someone said that it's ok because of the time difference (that he had more hours) | |
| #343 at 1:01:09-1:01:32 A commenter said that the moon doesn't rotate | |
| #407 at 52:46 Burnie was comparing his house to the house in "1984" and a commenter said that there are many cameras in public | |
| #482 Post Show at 9:02 (RTAA) Gus vs. someone who posted a picture of a Corvette with the license plate "Z3RoKDZ"/"0 kids"/"zerokids" even though Gus was talking about a Lamborghini with that license plate, the commenter said "Gus isn't always right about everything he says" when someone corrected them https://www.reddit.com/r/roosterteeth/comments/81wexr/isnt_this_the_car_gus_was_talking_about_on_the/dv5v1kf/ | |
| #486 at 42:42 Gus was told to check his facts by a commenter about the number of children deaths since Sandy Hook compared to military deaths since 9/11, Gus replied with the source and didn't get a response | |
| #539 at 1:05 Gus tweeted a photo of a Toad shirt to Meg and someone commented "I don't get it" so Gus said "That's why I didn't tweet it to you" (unavailable https://twitter.com/sorola/status/1112580102741782528) | |
| #225 at 6:41-7:16 People commenting on the Game Time video suggesting they do a show that's the same as Game Time (where 2 people play a game and just talk, do the same show, people suggesting the same show that they're watching, suggest the same show) | |
| #263 at ~46:01~47:58 (people who are tattletales) Burnie was interviewing Neil deGrasse Tyson (with Shira Lazar) and somebody tweeted to them during the interview about how they called Neil out for criticizing Gravity (people that tweet to../people who tweet to../people that tell on../tattletales/people tweeting to..), somebody tweeted to Gus and tagged an author that he said he wasn't a fan of his books (William Gibson) | |
| #333 at 26:07~27:20 | |
| #359 at 1:34:11 | |
| #488 at 59:31 | |
| #265 at 49:05 Gavin: A commenter on the Slow Mo Guys video of Dan hitting the mousetraps (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO7LIRhGbfo) said that they should have used ping pong balls instead of Dan hurting himself. | |
| #373 at 1:05:47-1:06:55 Comments from musicians about the Slow Mo Guys video where they hit a cymbal with a drumstick (https://youtu.be/V3bAOhEwIws?t=369) telling them that the cymbal was upside down (cimbal/simbal) | |
| #429 at 56:20 Gus about the stupid comments on the DailyMail article about the Slow Mo Guys video with the trampoline and the mouse traps | |
| #560 at 30:53 Some people were upset that the video "Slicing an Arrow in Half Mid-Air in Slow Motion" wasn't about splitting the arrow head on (which would be almost impossible to achieve since the arrow wobbles) | |
| #358 at 13:23 One time when Burnie was on The Patch he said that people will mostly use digital media instead of physical media and people got mad at him for saying that | |
| #373 at 45:45/51:05-52:25 Burnie talked about tweeting using the hashtag #BurnieAndAshley for The Amazing Race and people started doing it immediately (#374 at 1:25:20 it ended up working) | |
| #373 at 1:01:05 People correct Burnie with the wrong information all the time (people that correct Burnie even when Burnie is correct, Burnie goes to check to make sure that he's right every time someone corrects him, HBO Now/HBO Go, people telling Burnie he's wrong about stuff, people should check Google before they correct other people) (~1:04:30 "check Google because your 3rd grade teacher, she's a fucking cunt") | |
| #450 Post Show at ~16:10~18:45 Burnie vs. commenters that say they shouldn't talk about political stuff and commenters that say they shouldn't make jokes while political stuff is happening (Burnie: "Go do something else"), people that say that successful people in entertainment shouldn't talk about politics (Burnie: We don't look back on pre-WWII Germany and say those people should have told more jokes instead of trying to fight for their rights/help people that are fighting for their rights) | |
| RTX Sydney 2018 (Part 2) at 17:47 Burnie- the top comment on the Reddit post about the viewing of Lord Of The Rings trilogy for the RT fan who got diagnosed with leukemia (Lemons for leukemia) was that they didn't watch the extended version so it doesn't count | |
| #482 Post Show at 10:30/12:45 (RTAA) Gavin about someone who posted about Gavin being mad/Gavin was mad in videos/in specific videos (but Gavin wasn't actually mad/annoyed, it's his video persona) | |
| #488 at 22:35 Someone asked Gavin why you can look at a video of welding without hurting your eyes and people thought Gavin's response was rude (https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/984455527609569280), "The same reason bullets in videos don't fly through your monitor and kill you." | |
| (somewhat relevant, #526 at 1:01:51 People that comment about things that are in the background of photos, commenters that post zoomed/cropped people from the background of pictures) | |
| #533 at 1:29:09 Burnie posted a video of deer that came to the door of his family's house, people commented that he shouldn't feed the deer | |
| #554 at 49:03 Blaine rants about people that told him that he was late in noticing the location in Thor: Ragnarok and Avengers: Endgame https://twitter.com/BGibbles/status/1152803995406258181 (backup https://archive.is/ryb8L https://i.imgur.com/npPSxI0.png) | |
| #572 at 45:37 Someone tweeted at them saying they spoiled The Mandalorian (by talking about Baby Yoda?) even though he already watched the show and was complaining in behalf of other people (and even though they were not the only ones who talked about Baby Yoda) | |
| #578 at 30:12 Someone commented on Gavin's tweet about how the last decade wasn't a boring one saying that the decade actually ends next year because there was no year 0. (https://twitter.com/MarkPygas/status/1212024646222188547) | |
| #582 at 16:05 Gavin has been arguing with people on Twitter, Gavin about people that defend him for the wrong reasons (Gavin argues, https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/1220861441307291648) | |
| #605 at 4:12 Gus about comments complaining that all they talk about on the podcast is Coronavirus and politics (Gavin and Barbara agree with the comments)[not in the Google document] | |
| #669 at 1:21:27 Gus about commenters saying they're hypocrites about wearing masks when they see someone on set wearing a mask while others don't (even though they are all tested and vaccinated and wearing a mask on set is optional) | |
| #682 at 2:03 People commenting on their TikTok video about New Year's 2020 cutting to New Year's 2022 saying that they don't know when the pandemic started/saying that the sign should have said 2019 even though they were celebrating the new year 2020 (https://www.reddit.com/r/roosterteeth/comments/rry6r3/happy_2020_too/) | |
| RTP ##5 | |
| 0:05 Gus: "it's a podcast" (podcast theme song) | |
| 0:28 Joel saved a file but couldn't find it (saving a file in Final Cut) | |
| 1:54/6:29~18:00 First discussion about Lost (9:20 Esther says that Gus is in love with Juliette from Lost because he notices women that look like her in public) (instead of watching Geoff reads the episode's synopsis/plot/summary in Wikipedia, also in #61 at 41:26 + #62 at ~8:53) | |
| #47 at 29:56-44:46/45:42~49:10, Lost season premiere (46:31 Gus named his dog Benjamin after Benjamin Linus) | |
| #48 at 2:31-6:09 | |
| #49 at 12:36-20:34 | |
| #50 at 11:46-17:14 | |
| #61 at 38:10~43:00 | |
| #62 at 7:36~9:10/59:20-1:00:08 | |
| #63 at 18:17-18:24/18:50-24:12/26:27-27:27, Lost finale | |
| #142 at 1:15:18-1:17:42 In Lost people know everything/don't know anything | |
| #224 at 1:34:50 | |
| 18:18 BlizzCon WoW pets (Gus tries to get the new pet without going to the con, vanity pets) | |
| 23:56-24:23 Burnie vs. DRM (not being able to copy the content to more than one PC, not being able make backups of DVDs, copyrighted content) | |
| 26:45-29:02 Burnie vs. Knuckles (community member/user), New Xbox Experience/New Xbox Dashboard, Burnie put his Xbox memory card into Knuckles' Canadian Xbox and which got Burnie registered on a Canadian Xbox and gave him an asterisk next to his gamertag for suspect cheating (Burnie's Xbox account got flagged for playing 2 hours on a Canadian machine and then an hour on an American machine, Xbox Live ambassador, Microsoft MVP, his gamerscore is suspect, mygamercard.net(?)) | |
| 30:12 Gus broke 10,000 gamerscore | |
| 35:22-36:24 Burnie and Zachary Quinto can't do the Vulcan Greeting from Star Trek (splitting your fingers, glued his fingers together) | |
| (36:25-)36:59-37:08 (brief mention) MPAA ratings, film ratings, PG13, nudity in films vs. violence in films, nudity vs. violence (sex in films) | |
| #20 at 28:09-28:30/28:58-29:48 Censoring in U.K. versions of films (British versions, cut out scenes) | |
| #20 at 29:48-32:15 Sex and violence in films in the U.K. vs. the U.S., censoring in general, what kids should and shouldn't be exposed to | |
| #204 at 52:59-53:11/53:58-57:12 (includes: This Film Is Not Yet Rated) | |
| #363 at 1:06:56/1:10:03 conversation about young kids seeing Deadpool | |
| #20 at 31:10-31:33 Burnie's parents took him to see Alien because he loved Star Wars and it scarred him (happened to Joel too) | |
| #363 at 1:20:34 | |
| #493 at 35:47-36:12 | |
| #244 at 52:04 Young Gus' birthday party where they watched Predator (Gus' 9th birthday) | |
| #363 at 1:08:10 | |
| #338 at 1:18:52~1:20:00 Feeling awkward about nudity in movies on a plane, watching films on a plane with sex scenes in them (nude scenes, watching on a plane) | |
| #354 at 34:16 | |
| #401 at 49:48-50:26 | |
| #377 at ~41:40 Nudity switcheroo on an episode of Game Of Thrones - closeup of a dick (stretched dick closeup/stretched penis closeup) | |
| RTP ##6 | |
| 17:06-18:22 Matt messes with Burnie's desk, Matt disconnects cables (Matt moved cables), Matt took Burnie's XLR cable (the cord was behind the door), Matt was testing some stuff/tested stuff | |
| #207 at 1:32:39-1:33:38 Burnie's revenge on Matt who was "trying something" and disconnected cables/moved xboxes | |
| #72 at 38:58 Joel unplugs everyone's devices (UPS RTAA Joel vs Technology), Joel unplugged Brandon's stuff, 41:55 Joel wanted to unplug Burnie's Ethernet cables (standoff between Burnie and Joel) | |
| #96 at 1:03:15-1:04:36 Someone took Gus' XLR cables that he uses for the podcast (Marshall) | |
| #114 at 1:50-4:59 Griffon keeps taking Gus' headphones | |
| #150 at 4:54-9:46 People at the office keep moving/losing/dismantling stuff (nothing works when outside people come to film/visit the office, nothing ever works) | |
| 18:37 The term "meat sweats" | |
| 28:36 Gus got Esther a Flip HD (Flip camera) and she lost it (but Gus found it) (Esther lost her Flip HD that Gus bought her) | |
| 29:12 A guy stuck a Flip camera to his cat to see what he does during the day and where the cat goes (Internet cats are way more interesting than real-life cats, cats off-time, they're working on their next bit) | |
| (between) Automatic wiping of your phone/Laptop after entering an incorrect password multiple times | |
| 31:17 If somebody steals Geoff's iPhone with his Kindle app they could make him buy 5,000 books (5000 books), Burnie: "You're about to be educated motherfucker" | |
| 32:00 Gus says he's the only one who had to buy his own computer for the office | |
| RTP ##7 | |
| 0:10-0:45 Matt's 4 year-old made his church class bark the theme from Superman instead of saying prayers before lunch (barking the Superman theme) | |
| 1:54-3:00 Geoff is constantly switching "the best thing"/"the greatest thing" in his life, and then forgetting about that "thing" and moving to the next | |
| 4:13 The car company Saturn sends customers cookies in the mail three weeks after buying the car (mailing cookies, "Saturn sends you cookies") | |
| 5:57 Burnie's car, the rubber on Burnie's first car started disappearing (on the door/glass) and it made a whistling sound while driving. Burnie's car talked, so to proved that it talked he used to get up to 50mph and put the car in neutral and open the door or take the key out of the ignition (talking car). | |
| 7:14 Burnie bought his car for only 200$ because the previous owner thought that the radiator was leaking but he simply didn't connect one of the hoses. (7:51) Burnie sold his car to his friend George (who wanted to learn about cars), George tried to change the oil in the parking lot after driving to work, tried to catch the hot oil in a plastic grocery bag (oil in a bag, plastic bag) | |
| (between) Trailers before movies (in the theater), Pixar Movies/Pixar Films/Pixar shorts before the movies/Short films, Up (+in #8 at ~37:00) | |
| 25:08 Burnie got upset with his wife for not finding Hugh Jackman attractive (Burnie's wife, he's not her type) / (25:44) Esther likes Steve Buscemi and Benicio Del Toro (Esther is attracted to) | |
| #227 at 7:37 Ashley also doesn't care for Hugh Jackman | |
| #80 at 31:01 Burnie is attracted to women his own age, Burnie's wife is attracted to Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner (from Twilight) | |
| #110 at 54:42-55:33/56:08-56:45 Julie Bowen, Cheryl Hines, Keri Russell + about his wife | |
| #192 at 47:55 Barbara mentions Burnie's type, Cheryl Hines, Julie Bowen | |
| (after around 29:00) Jay Leno/Conan O'Brien/David Letterman/Jimmy Fallon/Craig Ferguson | |
| #8 at ~45:45 | |
| #9 at ~21:00 | |
| #44 at 36:11-39:47 | |
| #45 at 52:30-54:22/54:49-1:09:42/1:11:49-1:17:09/1:18:07-1:19:42/1:20:40-1:22:44/1:23:39-1:28:00 / Burnie got mad at a comment by JayOrDan23 (Jordan, mentioned #506 at 16:27~17:45) / The Tonight Show | |
| #57 at 1:08:25-1:15:04 (Conan going to TBS) | |
| #66 at 43:18~45:07 | |
| #147 at 55:42-1:03:02 Jordan on the podcast Bringing up the comment and the fact that Burnie called him out (~58:00 Jordan mentions the mob mentality Burnie talked about the previous podcast) | |
| #288 at 1:06:50 (also mentioned on one of these earlier podcasts^) Joan Rivers | |
| 33:13 RT Short "Saving Face", Matt ruined multiple takes by laughing from Burnie's line in the short with the mustache, Burnie's smirk and raised eyebrow (ruined the take, "...work at an autoplant, I don't think so") [+Burnie ruined takes in Captain Dynamic] | |
| RTP ##8 | |
| (The first fan submitted podcast theme song) | |
| 22:47 The horrible quality of voice messages in Xbox live. Burnie does an impression of the voice messages. (xbox live chat) | |
| #36 at 9:11-9:52/13:10-13:43/15:29~17:00 Burnie bought a throat communicator for Xbox that replaces the Xbox live microphone, Burnie imitates the quality of the message he recorded on the throat communicator. | |
| #476 at ~1:28:36 People won't shut up during gameplay (when trying to communicate important information to them or to hear the game audio, people that keep talking) | |
| #488 at 1:25:33 | |
| 23:40 Geoff doesn't like wearing a headset while playing video games (also in #36 at 14:31~15:22) | |
| ~26:00-27:30 Gus' guild in WoW has disbanded | |
| 30:15 Esther laughs at Gus, Gus plays a game where he has to mind control the characters (voice control, voice commands, voice chat), "My boneshield is down" (my bone shield is down) | |
| #246 at 24:15~27:00/46:51~47:40 Xbox One voice commands/hand gestures ("stop listening", xbox voice commands/xbox commands, xbox gestures, "you're crazy"/"calm down" in dead rising, kinect) / 27:38 people watching the podcast on xbox, Gavin: "xbox turn off yes", xbox off | |
| #266 at 1:22:21 another conversation where they're saying Xbox voice commands | |
| #362 at 51:37 (referring to Burnie's topic from 41:50) | |
| #366 at ~25:15~26:00 Echo/Alexa commands | |
| #386 at 27:51 Alexa (Blaine struggles to come up with a command) | |
| #390 at 29:02 Xbox turn on, 32:35 hey cortana turn off+other stuff (until ~35:00) / 58:03 Burnie gets authoritative with his devices ("CrabBox turn off!"), Burnie would like to hear a recording of himself talking to his devices | |
| #407 Post Show at 1:25 (the signed Xbox on the set) Craig says "Xbox turn on", Burnie almost said "Xbox turn off" when he presented at the Game Awards (in the banter with Ashley saying that he forgot it on) (#410 at 1:04:57) / Gus: "Hey Siri, show me horse dicks" (#410 at ~1:03:32 Gus: "Alexa, show me horse dick") | |
| #410 at ~1:03:09 "alexa what's the weather"/"alexa how do I end shitty conversations" / A news report about a kid that wanted Alexa to play dolls with her, "play dolls with me", the news reporter said "Alexa order a doll house" made the devices order dollhouses https://news.sky.com/story/amazon-echo-orders-dollhouses-after-hearing-tv-presenter-talking-10722985 / 1:06:50 "alexa start a 7 minute workout" / 1:09:22 Burnie: "Alexa, order Million Dollars But card game" (suggested by a Twitter user) | |
| #411 at ~59:12 "Alexa, play my poop playlist" / ~1:04:10 "Xbox shut down" | |
| #416 at 47:46 "Hey Cortana, sign in as Gavin" (was uploded to the derver and was changed to "sign in as Kevin") | |
| #468 at (54:14) ~55:00 "Siri charge my phone to 100%" (a special phrase to call 911 when in a situation where you can't otherwise) | |
| #474 at 1:11:39 Ellie: "Alexa, play Stevie Wonder" | |
| #483 at 20:46 Burnie: "Alexa, what is 63 centimeters?", Barbara: "Alexa, order 20 dildos, black, yes" | |
| #574 at (~1:01:06 Alexa glasses, Echo Frames) 1:01:33 "Alexa, sit on my face" | |
| #593 at 56:28 "Hey Siri, play Black Box Down" (they argue whether it will activate other people's Siris or if it's based on the person's voice, Barbara and Trevor test it out) | |
| #607 at 40:31 Blaine says "Alex A" to not activate the Echo but then at 41:40 Blaine: "Alexa, turn couch blue" (lightbulb next to couch) | |
| (also check out the other list with "Alexa") | |
| 31:54 David Carradine's death, auto-erotic asphyxiation vs. committing suicide (briefly continues at 49:52) | |
| ~38:30 Gus vs. 3D glasses while wearing glasses (glasses over your glasses) | |
| #20 at 45:12-45:18/45:51-46:28 | |
| #115 at 40:29~41:26 | |
| #525 at 38:51 3D glasses while wearing prescription glasses | |
| 41:13 Gus convinced the Audi car dealership to let him test drive an expensive Audi | |
| #646 at 1:53 Gus drove by a Ford dealership and wanted to check out the new Ford electric car so he went home and checked where it was available and drove there but then was told that those cars sell as soon as they arrive in the dealership - but he can look at one of the customer's that was there at the time (from a distance) | |
| RTP ##9 | |
| 0:42 Burnie: Getting conditioned by the radiowaves (radio waves) while listening to a song we like so we can sense that the song is playing on the radio when the radio is off. (subconsciously recognizing radiowaves) | |
| 3:44 Gus saw a crazy guy in the post office, an insane person walked into the post office and started screaming and throwing stuff off the counters and one of the employees asked him if he wanted crackers and he took the crackers and left. ("you want crackers?"/wanted cookies) | |
| 4:20~5:30 Geoff saw an old man trying to mail a 2x4 (2 by 4, wooden plank), tried to mail a 2x4 | |
| 10:30 left 4 dead petition, petitions don't work (cont. in #29 at 37:55~38:53) | |
| 16:43-17:42 the gang vs. Twitter, Tweeting Too Hard (tweetingtoohard) (more tweetingtoohard on #110 at 1:09:56-) | |
| 18:43 RvB Recreation/Reconstruction (+the idea that RvB is either funny or serious) | |
| 24:19~26:00 The symmetry in Gus and Geoff's lives, Geoff and Gus' friendship (Gus and Geoff), Gus and Geoff are doing the same things at the same time without communicating (watching the same shows, drinking the same alcohol, etc., coincidences) | |
| #38 at 14:25-16:09 Geoff and Gus stopped drinking at around the same time without knowing, quit drinking at the same time (stop drinking) / Burnie asks Geoff why he stopped drinking | |
| #364 at 1:07:08~1:09:03 Gus and Esther stopped drinking for 2 weeks (trying to at least) because Esther thinks they might be alcoholics (Gus stopped drinking, Gus drinks every day, for keywords: Gus isn't drinking/Gus doesn't drink, Gus' drinking problem) | |
| #365 at 5:18~6:30 | |
| #366 at ~11:57 | |
| #447 at 36:59~38:25/40:30 Geoff stopped drinking (Geoff quit drinking) | |
| #483 Post Show at 13:13 Gus is trying to drink less (Gus stopped drinking at home) | |
| #692 at ~1:14:44 quitting drinking, drinking problems, substance abuse, social pressures | |
| 36:01~37:30 They planned to make a funny biopic on Zach Galifianakis (zack gal..) who was not well known at the time (mockumentary, funny documentary) | |
| ~40:00-42:00 Grifball creation credit [possibly the first mention of Gavin] | |
| (between) pajamachievements | |
| ~44:00 Burnie's wife plays golf | |
| 45:23 Gus and Geoff bought Mount Gay rum as a joke (MountGay, funny name of alcohol) | |
| 46:27 Microsoft's Natal naming ("how does it work?" "not all", "our new cock and balls", the "microsoft sugsadick"/sucksadick, name pun, pun of name) | |
| [Taxi drivers/Uber drivers/Lyft Drivers:] | |
| #9 at 2:19-2:50 A taxi driver told Gus "I'm gonna put the light in you" | |
| #375 at 41:32-42:34 "Crazy Taxi" RTAA | |
| #132 at 1:03:13-1:04:46 Michael's cab ride story, the taxi driver didn't have GPS and used real maps and didn't know how to get there | |
| #228 at 4:52 Gus' taxi driver didn't know where the hotel was, pronounced the hotel name differently (i.e. wrong, Hyatt) | |
| #259 at 19:24 | |
| #316 at 1:15:32 Gus ordered an Uber and the driver stopped in front of Gus' driveway and called to say he couldn't find the place and then didn't follow the instructions (go right..) | |
| #366 at 42:16-42:58/44:12-44:57 Blaine took a Lyft to the Austin airport and the Lyft driver didn't know where the airport was and made Blaine late to his flight | |
| #481 at 1:40:01 Gus' driver asked for direction to Gus' house even though Gus pinned the location on the app (driver didn't use the GPS) | |
| #541 at 52:33 Gus' Uber driver in Sydney didn't know how to get to Gus' location and got on the same bridge 3 times | |
| #240 at 1:14:30 Brandon's taxi driver identified with a person that crashed his Cessna plane into an IRS building (IRS bombing) (1:15:03 Brandon flub, "21th birthday"/"twenty oneth birthday"/21st birthday) | |
| #296 at 1:00:51-1:01:48 | |
| #316 at 1:17:13 Brandon shared a ride with another guy and the guy fell asleep after talking with the Lyft driver and Brandon felt awkward because he was silent (shared an Uber/shared a Lyft, other passenger fell asleep) | |
| #320 at ~1:03:55 Brandon was on his phone while getting a haircut and his battery died, Brandon didn't talk to his hairdresser before that so he didn't know what to do, the guy next to him had a great conversation with his hairdresser | |
| #316 at 1:18:31 Blaine's Lyft driver almost drove another car off the road 3 times, Aaron was in the backseat screaming "Jesus Christ!" every time (Aaron screamed), driver passed the destination by 3 blocks | |
| #325 at 21:33 Blaine knew a girl that her rideshare driver peed while driving because he has been driving for a long time that day (her driver peed while driving/her driver pissed) | |
| #335 at 1:12:23-1:13:20 Dan farted in a taxi and the taxi driver got mad and sprayed Fabreeze and opened all of the windows (farted in a taxi, then he farted again) | |
| #392 at 19:55 Gavin's Uber driver farted and didn't open a window ("Stinky Ride-Share Farts" RTAA) | |
| #335 at 1:15:04 Gavin ordered an Uber and the driver just sat there for 15 minutes before driving towards Gavin (Gavin's Uber) | |
| #375 at 38:14-39:09 Gavin and taxi drivers that go all over the place before they pick you up / 39:09 Gus had a similar experience with an Uber driver | |
| #335 at ~1:18:30~1:20:00 Meg and Ashley's stories about Lyft drivers/Uber drivers doing a shitty job | |
| #366 at 41:20 Barbara and Aaron were in a car accident in an Uber right after seeing a car accident while in another Uber and talking about how weird it would be to be in an accident in an Uber (the Uber driver pulled into traffic and a car scraped his side) | |
| #366 at ~45:27~46:25 About rideshare drivers and talking during rides (some are quiet and some don't shut up) | |
| #366 at 46:25 When they were in Australia for RTX the Uber driver informed the others where Gus was when they took a ride after him (Gus didn't know how Bethany knew where he was) | |
| #375 at 43:55 A taxi driver tried to get Gavin to pay him 60$ for the same ride he would normally pay 30$ for. | |
| #406 at 56:24 Barbara and Aaron were in a car with LED lights on the ceiling and a karaoke setup (Fare driver) | |
| #410 at at 54:43-56:30 Barbara and Aaron had a deaf driver | |
| #435 at 24:31-26:22 Jon's Lyft driver was deaf and kept writing on his iPad to have a conversation with Jon (deaf driver) | |
| #415 Post Show at 14:27 Gavin recorded his driver having a loud conversation on speaker phone | |
| #423 at 2:20-7:30 Gus ordered a Fare and got a response from a Miriam but the driver that came to pick him up was a man with a different license plate number, later Gus ordered another Fare and got a ragey driver (honking/cutting) that got pulled by a cop after cutting left at a green light in a right only lane (Fare driver) (Gus was on the phone), Gus complained about the driver (in March 15th) and got a response right before the podcast started (April 3rd) | |
| #423 at 7:39-9:48 Barbara's Ride Austin driver (1:39) that is going back to Hawaii to be with his teeange sweetheart that he met there when he was a teenager (was married and got a divorce, kids grew up and left the house, driver that is going/driver is going, for keywords: highschool sweetheart, taxi driver) | |
| #423 at 9:51-11:30 Becca's Uber driver/Becca's taxi driver, Becca ordered an Uber in Chicago, the Uber driver was late so she pulled up a taxi and then the Uber arrived and the Uber driver argued with the taxi driver, Becca left in the taxi and the Uber driver called her and cursed her, then the taxi driver ran a stop sign and got pulled over by a cop that arrested him because he had an outstanding warrant | |
| #427 at 40:09 Barbara had a similar experience | |
| #423 at 12:14 A town car driver/black car driver asked Gus/Burnie/others if they needed a ride and a cop stopped them after 10 feet and said that drivers aren't allowed to ask people if they need a ride - you have to order a ride first | |
| #435 at 26:23~27:30 Gus' Lyft driver was a beautiful woman | |
| #480 at 50:04 Gus' driver wouldn't stop talking about how much he hated The Last Jedi, he said that now that it's owned by Disney there are too many cute animals in the films and Gus said that there are Ewoks in Return Of The Jedi and the driver replied "no" and didn't look at the road | |
| #481 at (1:34:51) 1:35:15/1:41:05 ("Burnie's Uber Story" RTAA) Burnie ordered an Uber and the driver arrived and asked if he was Burnie and then took off while Burnie was holding the door to get in (the driver drove away, driver didn't answer Burnie's texts), the driver drove to the destination without Burnie (Burnie canceled the ride halfway through) | |
| #481 at 1:38:20/1:40:41 Gavin ordered a Lyft and the driver drove to the destination without him | |
| #531 at 1:12:17 Sophie and the nosy Uber driver | |
| #531 at 1:14:00 Burnie's Uber driver told him where a celebrity lived that he used to be a security guard for | |
| #541 at 43:23~52:30 Jon took a Lyft to Disneyland and got there 30 minutes before the parking lot opens which created an awkward situation (Jon and the Lyft driver, they were stuck between many cars that were waiting to get in, they tried to back out from the side, backing out, the driver managed to back out) | |
| RTP ##10 | |
| 00:54 The theme song was submitted by a community member that got banned repeatedly (problem user, the first troll) | |
| 1:41 Community member (hellslayer/hell slayer?) that registers every domain name that relates to RT, registers domain names, signs up to social media sites with RT related usernames | |
| #341 at ~11:30 People that registered RT usernames (Funhaus/TheKnow) on websites (Twitter/Youtube/etc.) (RT names/RT accounts/RT channels), Burnie saw that the person that has youtube.com/theknow likes RT videos but they can't get a hold of them | |
| 4:57~8:00 RT Short Catch, Nathan throwing the ball to Matt took 30 minutes to film (throwing a baseball, catching a baseball) | |
| #17 at 25:45-29:30 also^, those baseballs hurt Matt/Jack Lee getting hit in the ear repeatedly | |
| 9:20 Improving/editing RvB until the last second ("you can always do more, you can always keep doing it and doing it"). Reshooting scenes and changing dialog is easier in RvB (in a machinima series) than in live action shoots. | |
| 11:20-12:05 Talking about an unreleased Caboose song/remix ("still not telling you", sounded like Caboose was singing a song, Caboose song, Joel singing, Caboose singing, Joel couldn't hear it) | |
| 12:21-13:31 Geoff cut his foot on broken glass while swimming with Millie in a river (took Millie to swim in a river) / Geoff jinxed an RvB episode by saying the episode was done and then leaving - the upload and the encoding failed twice. (upload failed, encode failed, sponsor version, public version, "Geoff's not allowed to say the episode is done ever again") | |
| #280 at 49:50-50:54 After doing episode 100 of RvB Gus went home to sleep and he turned his phone off, and Geoff had to come and wake him up because the website was down (RvB episode) | |
| 16:07-16:31 iPhone's new feature to find your phone (locating stolen phone, lost phone, GPS locating, find my phone), a great way to get beaten by the thief (nerds getting beaten up by the thieves) | |
| 20:06~24:00 old arcade games/childhood video games/their childhood games/video games from their childhood, knowing which places had which games (you knew where you could play each game, a map in your head) | |
| #36 at ~49:33~51:30 | |
| #257 at ~41:36 Burnie about a football arcade game (old football game with unique controls, football video game, John Elway's Team Quarterback) | |
| #382 at 47:31~50:30/53:29 Pigskin 621 A.D. (similar) | |
| #393 at ~1:21:09/1:33:43 Burnie bought a cabinet of John Elway's Team Quarterback for the office after someone contacted him on Twitter saying it was available (Burnie's old friend came by) | |
| #292 at ~7:45~11:15 | |
| #329 at 1:34:22 Burnie: nobody at this company knows what Robotron is. Aslo about thie favorite arcade games (+post show at ~24:40) | |
| #330 at 1:27:33~1:32:00, +more old arcade games | |
| (between) NASA blowing up the moon, 6 feet explosion on the moon | |
| 35:59 Iranian revolution/Iranian election on Twitter | |
| #357 at ~1:18:30 More about Iran | |
| RTP ##11 | |
| ~2:36-3:18 Burnie talks about changing your avatar to support a cause (changing your Twitter profile picture in solidarity with a cause) - that's not real activism, and there's a moment in time where you have to undo that (Iranian revolution) | |
| #41 at 28:22-30:05 +someone asked when is it okay to change it back | |
| #212 at 43:06 | |
| 3:18-3:45/35:00-36:50 Joel's waveforms, Joel swallows the microphone/Joel eats the microphone (Joel recording lines for Caboose, changes volume/distance from the microphone throughout the recording, overblown, Joel's volume, Joel's high volume, at the recording booth) | |
| #214 at ~1:22:25 Joel speaks in a high volume/Joel yells/Joel screams, Gus (to the booth): make sure you lower the gain on input 4, Joel: Gain equals funny, you're always trying to turn down the funny | |
| 3:45-4:38 Verifying Twitter account, verified twitter account, verified accounts (Twitter verified) | |
| #227 at 1:38:27/1:43:44 What does it mean if somebody gets unverified by Twitter, verification process | |
| #249 at 1:10:56-1:13:10 The Verified icon is paid for, people getting unverified | |
| #359 at 1:32:54 Verified Twitter accounts that have no details, Burnie: "They're verified as an egg" | |
| (#488 at 24:48 Burnie about people that don't have a profile picture or have a picture of someone else) | |
| #466 at ~36:06 Twitter verified alt-right people (giving them legitimization) | |
| #188 at 1:34:34~1:35:05 Gavin's Twitter comment that turned into Barbara's Twitter comment, people without a lot of followers, Twitter followers (compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28rqWUFjBj8) | |
| #192 at 31:40-31:51 Burnie: Ray has less tweets then followers so it's ok | |
| #199 at 6:00-8:15 Barbara's comment, Jack's opinion about the tweets/followers ratio / 49:28-50:25 (from a conversation about Brian Dunkleman/Brian Dunkelman) [#209 at 52:52 follow up on Brian] | |
| #250 at 48:20-49:12 Jack's opinion | |
| #400 at 1:19:25-1:19:48 Barbara regrets that comment | |
| #365 at 1:00:08 Gus paid Twitter 25$ to see how many followers he would get from promoted tweets (to get more followers, got 12 new followers, women are more expensive) (for keywords: buying followers/bought followers), 1:02:02 (Burnie flub) "12 hours no follower"/12 followers in an hour | |
| #377 at 1:30:15~1:33:40 many egg accounts are following the same people/pages, more about buying followers/buying Twitter followers | |
| 12:10 The nerdiest conversation possible would be whether a lightsaber could cut through adamantium | |
| #296 at 28:44~30:10 (+brief- which is harder Mithril or Adamantium) | |
| 12:31-15:19/17:56~19:30 Longest running debate - Would Han Solo be able to see the laser beam / laser bolt (laserbeam/laserbolt) [science] | |
| 15:52 LARPING in Geoff and Gus' neighborhood (live roleplaying on a tennis court, nerds dressed as knights, costumes) | |
| 26:42~31:00 FEMA coffins | |
| #195 at 1:14:15~1:18:15 also FEMA coffins + Burnie's friend (Scott) quit his job because he believes the world will end in Dec. 2012 (Mayan calendar), 1:15:12 Burnie's friend believes in Planet X/Nibiru (10th planet) that will collide with Earth [science] | |
| #467 at 24:36/27:55 Burnie's friend Scott on the podcast (listing the theories, 2012/Planet X/coffins, he actually doesn't believe them but instead worries about people's reaction to them- like people going crazy preparing for 2012/self-fulfilling apocalypse) | |
| (#343 at ~54:30 planet x mentioned briefly) | |
| 31:19~32:20 Hurricane Katrina might have been an experiment to see how people react in this type of situation (thin line between normal society and mayhem/the line between civilized society and chaos/the line between civilization - also in #41 at 41:55) (New Orleans) | |
| #41 at 43:04-44:00 The first time Burnie learned about Katrina was from a cosplayer at PAX who predicted everything a few days earlier (a kid with a sword on his back) | |
| #84 at 35:52-38:53 Story about SomethingAwful Paypal account for donations after Katrina (#514 at ~1:13:30) | |
| #108 at 1:04:09-1:04:50 The difference between the aftermaths of Katrina and 9/11 | |
| #285 at 1:29:51 People losing their mind, becoming violent during Katrina, talking about Katrina | |
| 37:03~37:30 Geoff's face looks like he's an angry insomniac, a mixture of asleep and mad, too mad to fall asleep | |
| 40:38~41:25 Burnie vs. people that tease about things they're working on but won't give any information about them, "I'm doing something that I can't talk about"/"I'm working on a secret project", "if you can't fucking tell us about it don't fucking tell us about it", NDA, vague announcements/announcing things before you can talk about them (teasers/teasing/tweeting vague promos on Twitter, promoting, can't talk about it, can't give any details, can't give any information) | |
| #365 at 1:20:28-1:22:47 Burnie talks about something that he was involved in but can't talk about and he references that ^ (at 1:22:23) | |
| RTP ##12 | |
| 2:14-3:21/11:15-11:45/12:05-12:40/13:21-14:00/16:48-18:02/28:14-28:54 Burnie describes the average conference call (nothing ever happens, nothing ever gets done on a conference call, Burnie vs. conference calls) + more stuff about conference calls [13:42 "pound sign" 'joke', say your name followed by a pound sign, "Burnie Burns pound sign"] | |
| #231 at 1:16:06-1:16:42 Hearing what happens in the 5 seconds after a conference call ends | |
| #271 at 1:00:17 Burnie was on 2 conference calls that sounded the same (people that sounded the same, similar phone calls/similar conversation) | |
| #394 at 1:30:37-1:31:46 conference calls are the worst | |
| #413 Post Show at ~12:21 | |
| 7:28-8:00/9:58-11:15/11:45-12:04 Monsters in the sewers (people found alien-looking creatures in a sewer pipe, drain pipe, North Carolina) | |
| 14:11-15:45 Geoff had a few slip-ups while speaking on a microphone in front of people, Geoff's public speaking, "George Bush doesn't like black people" (George Bush doesn't care about black people) during a Machinima award acceptance speech, the audience only heard the "black people" part, the mic cut off | |
| 22:33-24:20 Their AC unit broke during the last heatwave (it was dirty), airconditioning, air conditioning, repairman/repair man cleaned it with a hose, saved them 8,000$ (the first technicians said it needs to be replaced), he also fixed the hot water pressure in the shower (Burnie thought it was a safety device that lowered the pressure) | |
| 26:51-27:55 Dealing with problems: Burnie will vent about his problems in another room then go back, Joel will explain that what he's doing is extremely hard and finish by saying something that sounds like a question be he doesn't want any response/solutions, he only wants acknowledgment. | |
| 28:58-29:35/30:29-32:30 Gus and the non-working Ethernet ports (non-working ports, ports that don't work, dead ports) | |
| 29:39-30:29 Their office used to be the upstairs of a Wendy's restaurant (+dirty sex move-"I gave her a Wendy's Upstairs", second floor of a Wendy's) | |
| #347 (start) Their offices used to be the filming location of Robert Rodriguez | |
| 35:03-37:07/37:36-41:55 Industries that suffer most from piracy - porn, photography/photographers (also talking about gaming piracy) | |
| 50:56-51:35 Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal lean was fake (also in #32 at ~49:00~50:00) | |
| 56:40-57:44 Michael Jackson deified after his death, before that he was seen as a freak/weirdo/wacko, Burnie: if you love someone tell them while they're alive/celebrate their life while they're alive (while he's alive, praising people after they're dead/after they died) | |
| 57:49-59:32 The Beatles, Ringo will be last one to die, the last surviving Beatle, when he dies it will be the end of The Beatles and people will praise him | |
| RTP ##13 | |
| 0:34~3:00 Olivia Munn, Shannon Elizabeth (nudity) | |
| (between, until ~10:00) Jesse Ventura, Al Franken, Sarah Palin | |
| (after 16:00) alleged Megan Fox audition tape of her washing Michael Bay's car in a bikini | |
| (21:20-24:30) Burnie's Xbox account lags (lagged, lagging account, Burnie's Xbox live account is slower, slow account) | |
| ~27:30 Gus took stuff from a dead woman's body in a video game (Point Lookout) and lost karma (is taking stuff from a dead body stealing?) | |
| 33:04~33:35 Anybody with a lower gamerscore than you is no good at video games - anyone with a higher gamerscore than you is a douche/a loser with too much time to play video games (less gamerscore, more gamerscore) (lower levels, higher levels, anybody who's worse) | |
| #20 at 1:01:24-1:01:40 | |
| #38 at ~50:33-51:03 (conversation starts at 49:42) | |
| RTP ##14 | |
| (mentioning Hot For Words throughout the podcast, also in #16 around 19:00-22:00 about her at comic con, also about her in #57 below) | |
| 0:51 Burnie and Geoff have similar voices / Geoff and Burnie sound alike / their wives get confused when they call the office and one of them answers the phone | |
| 2:48 Mario Games marathon, Mario marathon, Child's Play (~36:36-36:58[~38:15] Penny Arcade/Child's Play) | |
| ~8:31-8:50 Gus accidentally ran a red light without realizing it (saw a person he thought was jaywalking and was about to hit him, Gus almost hit a dude) | |
| 20:56-21:50 Gus got hemorrhoids playing Rainbow Six on a concrete floor in his apartment (hemer./hemr.) (sitting on a cold concrete floor for 14 hours) | |
| #203 at 6:41-7:45 | |
| #207 at 1:39:35 | |
| #275 at 20:43-22:43 describing the hemorrhoids, like a balloon/like a bean in the ass, Play-Doh shits (playdoh) | |
| #358 Post Show at 17:17-20:51 got hemorrhoids again in basically the same way (felt like a marble in his butthole) + ~19:35 why is this the body's response | |
| (#388 at 1:09:33-1:10:52 Gus bought a chair with a hard wooden seat and he sat on it for 8 hours and his ass hurt, Gus' boney ass/Gus' ass hurt) | |
| #405 at 52:29~54:20 | |
| #480 at ~28:21~29:55 | |
| #570 at 24:19/27:40 (26:43 on YT) (RTAA) Barbara got hemorrhoids, Blaine also got them maybe | |
| 29:25-30:15 Alternative domain for AchievementHunter.com - AchieveMen.com (Achieve Men) (them to Geoff: "say it, say it!") | |
| 33:54-35:37 RT's relationship (or lack thereof) with Valve, being in their office | |
| ~37:52-38:15 RT sponsorship was 1.50$ a month, ~19.95$ a year (rt subscription/rt membership, old price) | |
| #239 at ~1:03:50 Gus answered all the emails that came to redvsblue, Gus had to manually update every sponsorship (Gus developed a scrips KISS/Keep it simple stupid) | |
| 39:41~40:20 The inappropriateness of playing video games depicting D-Day/D Day (WWII, Normandy) | |
| 40:47-41:04 Geoff's grandfather played the video game SSX on a PS2 | |
| 50:09~52:50 A post about RvB on halo.bungie.org, posting the trailer for the first episode and then releasing the episode, the term machinima (alternatively: RenderVision) | |
| 53:50-54:10 "back in my day we had to suffer to play Halo on the Internet", "we had to walk uphill with our packets", "it was upstream both ways" | |
| 54:34~55:20 Having a site of your own other than YouTube/other than Twitter/having a website/having a site for watching your content and interacting with the fans (keywords: presence on the web/"founding fathers talk")] [The importance of having your own site/your own website] | |
| #22 at 9:41-10:25 | |
| #188 at 1:01:40-1:02:00/1:02:39-1-03:50 (+Tila Tequila still has a million friend on MySpace but the world has moved on from MySpace) | |
| #216 at 21:18-22:05 | |
| #227 at 1:28:31-1:31:00, +about how there's no Slow Mo Guys site | |
| #235 at 22:13~23:00 | |
| #522 at 1:23:56 Youtube Rewind, relying on Youtube as your platform | |
| (kind of touching on that subject) in #500 at 1:14:17, (conversation about Fullscreen and the way Rooster Teeth worked compared to other web media companies) | |
| 55:46-56:37 Keylogging through the electrical power outlet | |
| 57:12~58:23 Burnie: The Internet is the most Socialistic thing (socialism) (#165 at 1:22:37-1:23:05) | |
| 1:00:25-1:02:06 Alien contact with a world that's divided, competing radio signals by opposing nations, contacting extraterrestrial life, contacting aliens, receiving a message from space, hazards of sending out our information to space | |
| #75 at 46:49-50:32 Not communication with aliens, not answering messages from outer space (Stephen Hawking) | |
| #134 at ~1:09:00~1:14:00 About aliens coming to Earth | |
| #283 at 39:48-43:30 The dangers of A.I. (Stephen Hawking/Elon Musk), when an A.I. becomes sentient and gets access to the Internet (and maybe hiding those facts to defend itself from humans) | |
| #313 at 1:03:04 Brandon: "Gus, you're terrified of robots, right?" (Gus laughs/Gus loses it/Gus cracks up) (a guy kicks dog robot/kicks robot dog, Boston Dynamics) | |
| #326 at (55:12) 57:10~1:00:30 Burnie is careful about what he says about machines, Burnie brings up the fact that he worries about talking badly about robots/machines because the robots might not like what he said when they go back and listen to everything, Gus doesn't care/Gus talks shit about robots, Gus vs. Robots (Gus hates robots, some of the later references/insults: ~1:02:20/~1:11:45~1:14:35/1:22:10/~1:27:20/1:32:13) | |
| #331 at 1:16:25 Burnie forgets and insults his Roomba | |
| #406 Post Show at 1:32/3:38/5:17 Will the videos of people mistreating robots come back to haunt them? (like the guy that kicks the animal robot at Boston Dynamics) (argument, Gavin doesn't understand their point, they get frustrated with Gavin) | |
| #478 below | |
| #328 at ~1:24:29~1:28:30 Army of robots, war robots/military robots/army robots, future wars/wars in the future (through video games?) | |
| #392 at 5:14~14:50 SETI, space signal from an alien planet?, what would be the consequences | |
| #435 at 49:40 Robot cops (Dubai) / 2 AIs talking to each other in a language they invented | |
| #478 (between ~46:06~49:00) Dangers of AI / Russia's drones / Boston Dynamics | |
| ~1:03:27-1:04:00 Joel vs. Stephen Hawking | |
| RTP ##15 | |
| (mobile podcast, recorded in a hotel room, first podcast where they are actually drunk, drinking alcohol, first drunk podcast, not in the office) | |
| 9:32 A couple of community members got engaged at RvBTO (proposed at the event, Ryan & Brit (Britta), met on the rt site, marriage proposal, couple from the community) | |
| #124 at 46:06-51:33, proposal at their booth at Comic Con | |
| 11:06-12:15 RT getting a cut off of relationships that started on the site (marriages, kids, getting a percentage of their earnings, terms of use, terms of service, if they met on the site) | |
| 13:57-14:55 On the flight to Comic Con Gus set next to a passenger that started asking him all sorts of questions (saw Gus reading a video game magazine) and when Gus told him he works on RvB the guy shouted that to his coworkers (that he was sitting next to the red vs. blue guys). | |
| RTP ##16 | |
| 1:36-2:10 confusing naming: drunk tank/rt podcast/rooster teeth podcast (podcast name/podcast naming/name of the podcast) | |
| (between, until 8:05) Weather, humidity, high temperatures, heatwaves, Geoff's army experience (regarding temperatures) | |
| (people selling bootleg stuff at conventions, buying grifballs and selling them on the other side of the convention hall) | |
| 12:29 "People at Comic Con walk like old people fuck", people wander and stop every few feet, people at conventions/people at cons, people stopping in the middle of the way, con goers (#513 at 10:49) | |
| 13:25-15:05 Burnie got stopped by one of the security guards that escorted Danny DeVito through the convention (the security guard "walked through me", got ruffed up by the entourage (bodyguards), security service/The Elites, shouting "move move") | |
| 16:32 A sword swallower behind their booth | |
| ~17:00~19:00 The organizers of Comic Con keep complaining to RT about the traffic they cause in their booth, people watching the screens and not dispersing, people gathering around the monitors and blocking the aisle (too many people at their booth/crowd is too big/Long lines/Big crowds.) | |
| #62 at 36:01-36:30 | |
| #190 at 13:45 more about their long lines | |
| #345 at ~30:30 | |
| 18:59-19:24/~35:00 Comic Con not being about comic books anymore | |
| 22:25-23:57/24:30-24:46 Burnie got to stare at Scarlett Johansson's ass (while waiting for Jon Favreau) | |
| 30:11-34:24 Burnie and Matt met their friend Victor (who was the inspiration for Vic ) at Comic Con, traded places with Matt and lived with Burnie instead of him, and then went back and lived with Matt and Joel, Burnie plays a recording of him reading Vic lines | |
| #389 at 5:00-6:19 | |
| 38:02-39:05 Confusion about Avatar / Avatar: The Last Airbender | |
| 39:11-40:35 The misunderstanding of Comic Con ending in 2012, a poster for the movie 2012 | |
| #268 at 37:03 | |
| 47:27-47:50 Burnie: Gus only links to stuff he talks about (linkdump), Gus edits the podcast to include his segues and cuts the segues to what Burnie is talking about so he randomly makes no sense (Christopher Walken) | |
| 50:30-51:56 Matt: A kid admiring his grifball | |
| 54:11 Shooting an RT Short with the help of Jack (Jack Lee), Count3D and FinchLynch | |
| 57:30-59:10 Burnie and Matt rented a car in Seattle but accidentally took the wrong car from a different rental company, car rental company, blue Infinity, rental car, stole a car, car companies/car company (wrong rental car) | |
| another story in #167 at ~55:42-57:26 (mentioned below) and #318 at 36:45~38:40 | |
| RTP ##17 | |
| (Gus talks to different people at a time, first Geoff then Gavin then Matt, three different segments) | |
| ~12:00 Gavin's segment | |
| 12:34 Gavin's been to the U.S. 4 times, his 4th trip to the U.S. | |
| 12:59 Gavin's job in the office, started as an intern that helped anybody who needed something and now he's director of RvB, Gavin working on RvB, RvB director | |
| 14:31 The office is haunted, you can hear the footsteps, ghost at the office. | |
| #25 at 4:02-4:23 The office is haunted, people come by wanting a tour because it's haunted, a woman that manages a group tour came by and asked to bring a group | |
| #33 at 0:52-0:58/1:24-3:05 | |
| #33 at ~22:48-23:41 (talking about hauntings, paranormal experiences) Geoff got hit in the back while he was asleep (by a ghost, Geoff got hit in the shoulder, Geoff's house), also he heard Griffon say "hey hey hey" but she was asleep | |
| #121 at 15:58~16:50 Geoff and Griffon's house is haunted/has a ghost in it, Geoff's mom saw a ghost/moving the shower curtain/saw a man in Millie's room that she thought was Geoff's dad (followed by can a ghost haunt a new portion of a house or are they confined to old parts from when they died, can ghosts/do ghosts/does a ghost) | |
| #246 at 56:18~57:30 Burnie's kid saw ghosts at Geoff and Griffon's house ("I'm scared of the lady that stands in the hallway and I don't like the angry man that lives on the ceiling", man on the ceiling) | |
| #446 Post Show at 12:50 | |
| #246 at 58:56-1:04:26 Gavin saw a ghost in the window at Geoff and Griffon's house (Gavin fell asleep after he got scared instead of investigating further/protecting himself, argument, Gavin went to sleep, Gavin says ghosts aren't real but stuff is scary at night, face in the window) | |
| #446 Post Show at 13:50 | |
| #547 at 43:56-44:40 Millie used to draw Geoff with ghosts all around him, Millie's room was decorated with sculls (that were removed after those drawings) | |
| #643 at 1:00:29 (RTAA) Geoff's house was haunted, a ghost turned off the lights in the bathroom and all the towels dropped to the floor | |
| #103 at 58:55-1:01:46/1:02:44-1:05:24/~1:06:55-1:08:00 Griffon's experience on a ghost tour in Sydney Australia, tour guide made them wear costumes, Griffon wore a noose around her neck (Griffon played a guy named James that was hanged), ghosts/hauntings/haunted/possessed, Griffon's legs started walking and she felt heavy and nauseous, felt like someone was pushing her down, Burnie doesn't believe in ghosts | |
| #225 at 58:30-59:20 Young Gavin played Super Mario World with his friends on a creepy day/foggy day and the game glitched and they thought it was haunted and they screamed and hid under the covers (glitch in) | |
| #246 at ~55:40 Gavin and the floating orbs (seen through the infrared/infra-red camera of the kinect, 58:30 kinect ghosts website) | |
| #520 at 1:18:08~1:23:45 Young Geoff's ghost encounter as a kid | |
| #575 at ~45:08 Achievement Haunter episode where Jeremy got scratched (Jessica apologized to the ghosts saying she's just filming and not part of the main cast, some people in the crew got scared and didn't want to keep filming) | |
| F**kface #18 ("Pranked by a Gentle Ghost...") around 45:00 Geoff was at a red light and a ghost slowly pushed him/pushed him slightly/nudged him onto the ground under his bike (electric bike) | |
| #191 at 34:07-37:18 (Miles/Arryn/haunted hotel, below) | |
| #221 at 1:07:37 About seeing ghosts (if you tell people that you saw a ghost they won't believe you), 1:08:09 Gus' ghost story (2 girls that he knew), ghosts stories | |
| #365 at 43:59 Also Gus' story about the 2 girls he knew [RTAA] | |
| #221 at 1:12:06 When Kerry was really young his mother came to the room because she heard him talking and he told her he was "talking to the nice man that comes by" (young Kerry talked to a ghost) | |
| #348 at ~1:35:15 | |
| #292 at 39:30-40:03 Young Kerry went on a vacation with his family to England he stayed in a tiny haunted room (small room/tiny room, haunted hotel/old hotel) | |
| #320 at 11:56~14:30/16:48/~19:28 Aaron thinks his apartment is haunted (Aaron's apartment, the building's superintendent/maintenance man said the complex is haunted and that he sometimes feels hand on his shoulders when he's working, a woman on the phone/woman yelling on the phone/screaming on the phone) | |
| #325 at 1:21:46-1:22:52 Aaron knows that his brother can lockpick anything (Lynn moved Aaron's car, Lynn pranked Aaron, "missing something?", Aaron thought his car got stolen, Lynn can pick locks) | |
| #376 at ~1:10:50 Lynn validates any question he's asked (will say yes even if it's wrong), Lynn lies to mess with people, also about him being able to lockpick anything, Blaine asked Aaron to make sure that Lynn doesn't break into his apartment when he's gone | |
| #340 at 54:44-55:18 | |
| Always Open #10 (Lynn pranked/Aaron's brother pranked Aaron) | |
| #356 at 13:49 Lynn wanted to prank Aaron by being his landlord (buying his apartment that he was renting) | |
| #478 at 51:17 Blaine's old apartment complex (Aaron's current) is haunted | |
| #320 at 17:34~21:30 Brandon saw a ghost in Mexico (Brandon doesn't believe in ghosts), stayed in his girlfriend's parents house, Paula's brother's room, saw a woman next to the closet, the maid doesn't enter that room, Brandon told the little brother that he saw a ghost in his room and so the brother refused to sleep there | |
| 15:37 Gavin briefly mentions that he fell asleep standing up in the recording booth, leaning against the wall (falling asleep standing in the sound booth) (also in #280 before 49:50) | |
| 16:14-16:48 Gavin's first RT Short, Mixed Messages | |
| 17:24~19:10 "The new office cat" that poops everywhere, first mention of Joe The Cat, Matt brings to the office a coffee maker that produces coffee - Burnie brings to the office cats that produce poop, pissed in the lighting bag, they refer to him as Joe/as Joey [Burnie is not there] | |
| 24:36~25:45 The RT Short it took the longest to film was Spoiler Alert | |
| 30:01~31:00 Harddrive shredder to shred a backup harddisk (and other ones) that's got corrupted (backups of the website, harddisk shredder, shredding an HDD) | |
| 31:17-33:18 Hotdog Cart that delivers (Chicago style hotdogs), stealing a hotdog cart | |
| RTP ##18 | |
| ~2:10 Geoff learned some British slang from Gavin - Chavs, Townies, Bob's Your Uncle (British words/British phrases) | |
| #23 at 41:09~41:30 Slang terms for people from different areas in England | |
| #180 at 47:56-48:19 Gavin explained a fake word with another fake word (minging, mingy, gipping) | |
| #203 at 6:08 Minging | |
| #183 at 7:47 Minge/Clunge/Quim/Frothing at the gash | |
| #201 at 1:25:40-1:30:34 conversation contains clunge/minge (vagina), nob | |
| #203 at 52:17-54:34/56:00-56:28 Clunge origin (Ricky Gervais), Gavin making up words in Let's Plays instead of swear words (Gavin doesn't swear in content) | |
| #184 at 5:04-5:22 Stonker | |
| #194 Throughout the podcast Gavin says faff/"faffing about", at ~1:45:20 he is called out for doing that | |
| #266 at 1:15:32 also faff | |
| #203 at 1:44:34 Bodge (bodge job) | |
| #207 at 5:05 "Well everyone's gives me jib for crossing my legs like a fem" | |
| #210 after 1:33:26 Block of flats, nappy (diaper) | |
| #212 at 20:38 Johnny (condom) | |
| #217 at 47:06 "a woman with a nob in her gob" | |
| #249 at 1:20:49 Bacon/Ham/Gammon, ~1:21:50 (to Gavin) Burnie: "You're the boy who cried munge" [quote] (Gavin making up words, Gavin makes up words, Gavin's made-up words, nobody believes Gavin) (general conversation starts before, about Gammon/Ham) | |
| #469 Post Show around 7:00 also about bacon/ham/gammon | |
| #665 after 1:19:55 | |
| #284 at 1:14:16/1:15:30 Christmas Bauble/Ornament | |
| #352 at ~0:40 Jon is "a bit stroppy" | |
| #390 at 1:33 "Up the duff" (knocked up/pregnant) (Gavin does a spittake from Burnie's guess to what it meant) | |
| #406 at ~5:09-5:27 Dobbers (Tattletales)/"they grass on us" (Tattletale on us) | |
| #486 at 9:39 "grass you out" (snitch) | |
| #413 at ~53:04 (to Barbara) Gavin: "You are having a laugh woman" | |
| #427 at ~11:30 "On the blob" (period) | |
| #574 at 29:30 Suspenders are called braces in the U.K. | |
| (#586 at 42:49 What do British people say in unison when somebody drops something at a restaurant, "Wheyyy" https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/1235928672927969280) | |
| #591 at ~1:20:25 Lairy (rowdy/aggressive) | |
| #592 at 10:54 Goz(?) (“Mr. Muscle punches all the goz”, dirt/grease?) | |
| (#592 at 47:43 Barbara thought Chuffed meant something negative like angry/hating but it’s actually the opposite, Gavin says it also means “ass” in some context) | |
| #592 at 49:00 Bullocks has various meanings (bullocking) | |
| #593 at ~43:25 “Mugged me off” (disrespected/insulted) | |
| (somewhat relevant- search "Gavin pronounces") | |
| (https://roosterteeth.com/episode/achievement-hunter-2019-ready-set-show-5 + https://roosterteeth.com/episode/achievement-hunter-2019-rss-7-22) | |
| 15:04-16:02 Gavin exploited a bug in a video game (Oblivion) to duplicate items (glowing orb), (to Gavin) Geoff: "That's like a dream for you. A thousand balls rolling out on the ground? It's like Christmas at Gav's house." (bug in/glitch in, Gavin cloned fruits, 1,000 melons, whenever he came near them his framerate would drop, low framerate, the game became laggy, cloning fruit, exploit of cloning an item by dropping it, clone an item, couldn't come near that region, round fruits) (#119 at 33:27-34:56 + #158 at 2:29-3:06) | |
| 17:00-17:30 (A seed for Theater Mode) Geoff and Griffon used to watch bad sci-fi movies with other community members and post journals about them on the site, Netflix Party, Mystery Science Theater 3000 | |
| 18:49~22:57/36:05-38:03 Gavin kills every Marine in Halo (Gavin will kill every A.I./NPC character he encounters even if it's unnecessary, Gavin likes to kill, friendly A.I, AI) (#154 at 33:36-33:53) / Joking that Gavin is planning to kill Geoff | |
| 23:00-23:53 Geoff had to check the urine of his battle buddy in the army to make sure he was hydrated. (make sure his pee was hydrated) / Geoff went to Germany and his best friend convinced him that it was okay to pee in the street as long as he was facing away from the road. (face away from the road) | |
| RTP ##19 | |
| 5:25-6:15 Achievement Hunter Rewind logo is fucked up / AHoRewind (a whore wind, AH rewind, retro show) | |
| #170 at 1:18:27-1:18:46 | |
| 6:19-7:29 A tool on Youtube to see when people stop watching a video on average (where people drop out of a video, where in the video people stop watching, stop the video) / there's a drop in viewing in "RT Shorts - Behind RT Shorts: Dress Rehearsal" where 2 girls are about to kiss and then it switches to Geoff and Gus, Gus in a wig (Geoff: "and then they touch butts") (two girls kissing, girls making out, Youtube tool) (also in #58 at 40:32-41:26) | |
| 7:30-8:31 Burnie mentions a domain he registered and gets no reaction from the crew and there's a lot of bleeps/cuts (censored/bleeped out, "an awesome url". Revealed on #20 at 5:19 - Halo 3: ODST, Burnie registered a domain) | |
| 10:46-12:17 Gus was living in an RV in the yard (living in a trailer) and now he's living a motel because the house he bought is under construction, nothing worked in the RV, there's no glass in the skylight (there's a hole in the skylight/hole in the roof, they taped a trashbag, broken skylight) (Gus and Esther are living.., his house/their house, Gus bought a new house, Gus bought a house, Gus' house, Gus' new house) (11:35-11:40 squirrels kept throwing nuts on the RV) | |
| #20 at 12:02-14:30, they're going to move into their kitchen, Gus was questioned by the police and motel | |
| #33 at 15:55-17:22 | |
| #73 at 22:12~23:40, owning a house is a pain in the ass, worse then renting because of all the maintenance, "If my house burns down let it be known I burned it down", 3,000$ for a "shit tube" | |
| #81 at 1:18:21-1:20:26, plumbing replacement, hole in the yard | |
| #270 at 1:40:50 Gus is moving to a new house, Gus traded houses with a guy that will move into Gus' old house | |
| #278 at 23:19 Gus moved the week before RTX and his body already hurts / 25:14-27:20 Gus' toilet in his new house didn't flush and there were bubbles in the water (air bubbles in the water), a plumber's test ball was stuck in the pipe (test balloon) | |
| #280 at 4:57~7:10 Gus' troubles with his washer and dryer at his new house (Gus' washing machine) | |
| #358 at 21:29 | |
| #330 after 6:52 Gus' contractor that left a hole in his house (RTAA) | |
| 12:18 Burnie and his wife planed their wedding and built their house in the same year (planned his wedding and built a house) | |
| 12:51-13:20 Geoff's first marriage lasted 9 years | |
| 13:21~17:06 Burnie: Geoff makes decisions that make no sense (Geoff's decisions): | |
| --Geoff got engaged to Griffon on the day of celebrating his divorce being finalized (divorce party, Geoff's divorce) | |
| --14:31 When RvB started doing well Geoff told Burnie that he was going to buy a car - a 1968 Bronco - but he ended up buying a 1965 Mustang (Geoff bought a different car, "I couldn't find one" after one day, Geoff wanted one his entire life and gave up after less than a day, Geoff's car, Geoff wanted to buy a car) | |
| #356 at 1:11:11 (+1:12:49 Geoff's truck dripped rust on Burnie's new parking extension in his house when it rained, Burnie's parking way) | |
| --15:11 Geoff and Burnie wanted to see how long they could go without solid foods and Geoff lasted less than a day (fluids/liquids, "Geoff made it through lunch", almost lasted 7 hours, Burnie lasted a week and almost passed out [Burnie ate crackers from the vending machine that gave him a carb boost to the ceiling], drinking hot water/lemon juice/cayenne pepper/maple syrup) (not eating, not to eat, fast fasting, for keywords: losing weight) | |
| #120 at 32:59-33:22 | |
| #343 at 29:57-31:12 | |
| #456 at 11:21 It was based off of David Blaine's preparation for one of his stunts | |
| #501 at 52:29-53:32 | |
| #520 at 1:28:38 | |
| #215 at 23:32/26:11 (more until ~30:20) Fitness challenge at RT, losing weight in the company, lose weight, body fat percentage, Bod Pod, getting fit for RTX, getting paid for doing pull ups and push ups (pushups/pullups) | |
| #217 at 11:39 Gus realized he had boobs while he ran for the fitness challenge, Gus needs a bra, sports bra | |
| #239 at 19:17 | |
| #228 at 20:15 about the fitness challenge results and measuring procedure | |
| #252 at 58:25 Weight loss bet between Burnie and Jack (weighing every week, 25$ for the person that lost more weight) | |
| 17:07~18:00 The longest they stayed awake (staying awake) | |
| 19:42-20:40/21:05-21:15 Gavin's driver's license, Gavin's provisional driver's permit (doesn't expire until 2058, he can learn to drive between now and 2058, "I'm not gonna rush") | |
| #184 at 1:22:56-1:24:19 Gavin learned to drive but ended up not taking the driving test/driving exam, driving lessons / getting deported from driving without a license | |
| #209 at 1:33:36-1:34:54 | |
| #252 below - Gavin's resolution to get a license | |
| #311 at 1:11:53~1:15:15 why Gavin doesn't drive (he will get deported if he hits someone/mows down a family, Gavin's reason for not driving, why Gavin doesn't have a driver's license) | |
| #405 at 1:13:58 | |
| #335 at 1:24:44 Gavin's mother and sister asked Meg if she encourages Gavin to get a license | |
| #359 at 51:53 Gavin is getting a license because Meg passed out? | |
| #367 at 12:55 Will J.D. get a license before Gavin? | |
| #504 at 2:20 Burnie's kid J.D. got a driver's license before Gavin | |
| #530 at 1:29:19 J.D. passed his Driver's exam first try | |
| #568 at 20:44~25:40 Rats can drive but Gavin can't (includes: A dog driving a motorcycle https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/dncqnw/driving_doggo/) | |
| F**kface #16 ("A Variety of Lawsuits..") around 39:30 Geoff "fuckfaced" himself by lying to Gavin that getting a driver's license in the U.S. costs 1,000$/3,000$ and so Gavin didn't get one and Geoff ended up driving him around (Geoff lied to Gavin/Geoff convinced Gavin), Geoff told Gavin that he lied to him about something major after about a year but didn't say about what | |
| 20:40-21:05 The British people at the office walk on the left side of the hallway instead of the right (on the right) | |
| RTX London 2017 at 22:36 Argument, in the U.K. people stand on the right of the escalator and pass on the left (which is the opposite of how they drive and walk) | |
| 21:24 For conventions Gus has Burnie's social security number/scan of Burnie's driver's license/scan of Burnie's credit card (Scans of Burnie's driver's license/Burnie's credit card), Geoff used to have in his wallet all of Burnie's information written on a piece of paper | |
| 22:07~24:50 They all know each other's passwords, Gus used to remember Burnie's password wrong so Burnie changed it to Gus' version (Burnie started using the wrong version of his password), you got to have trust in one another when you work at a tech company where people often have access to your machine (can log what you're doing). | |
| 24:49-26:23 They knew a guy who wrote software for a company and then got fired and he had to go back and give support for the software for free / They knew a guy that put in timed code in a software (he made sure the code expires after some time because he got fired) and it got him in big trouble / A guy was in charge of installing a lot of technology across San Fransisco and then his company lost the contract so he changed the passwords and locked the city out of its tech and he got locked up. (tech guy, contractor, cont. in #74 at 0:55-1:45) | |
| 31:51 Jack is the best in the world at a certain map in Trials HD, number one rank on a map (leaderboard) (also in #119 at 18:31-19:40, Jack was the best drummer in the world in Rock Band) | |
| 32:17~32:50 Gavin and Jason were next to each other on the leaderboard of Guitar Hero on a certain song (1 point difference between them, got almost the exact score, leader board) | |
| #477 at 41:35 | |
| F**kface #2 ("Set Sail For Ass..") at 27:40 Gavin was #19 in the world on a Trials HD map and Andrew Panton got mad and spent 100 days to beat it | |
| F**kface #15 ("A Grown Up Fall..") (around 49:00) Gavin got that record from a glitch that propelled him forward at one point | |
| 39:26-40:40 Joe The Cat bit Gavin (Gavin gets bit by Joe The Cat. Also attacked by him in #20 at 15:59), Burnie: he's a good cat, he tears up paper, he hates his collar (and more) | |
| 45:26 They bought a safe and broke it immediately | |
| #254 at 9:40~11:10 | |
| 46:56-47:37 Geoff saw a homeless woman wearing a test shirt that's half RvB (with text-"this is the worst shirt ever of all time") and half Jesus quotes/Jesus slogans. | |
| 47:39~48:33 A homeless woman kicked Gus, Gus saw three different homeless ladies' boobs (boobs of homeless women) | |
| 48:58~50:10 They saw a shirtless guy enter a restaurant and demand to see the manager because he was promised a job there, after talking to the manager for a while he left and spat on the door. (guy without a shirt) | |
| 52:22-52:27/52:44-53:06 Other countries' celebrities, celebrities from other countries - who are these people?, soap stars on magazine covers (tabloid magazines) | |
| 54:13 Burnie: British Sitcoms aren't funny | |
| 55:50-56:34 The Ricky Gervais Show, Karl Pilkington | |
| #107 at 28:47-29:44 | |
| #243 at 40:31~43:00 | |
| 1:02:23~1:04:40 Ashton Kutcher being the most followed on Twitter but it doesn't translate for his movies being successful (people not going to see it) | |
| 1:06:00~1:08:00 Laughing during funny scenes in a theater with a small audience / why do people clap during movies/clapping during movies/who are they clapping for (during a movie) / passengers clapping on landing | |
| #217 at 1:37-2:57 Gavin doesn't want to clap anymore, clapping is weird, Gus hates being forced to clap | |
| #346 at 1:11:01~1:12:50 Clapping is stupid | |
| #493 at 29:40-30:40 (RTAA) Audience members failing to start a clap in a movie theater (Matt did this at a Star Wars screening, clapping for Boba Fett) | |
| #34 at (21:35) 22:40~24:30 [theater audience, bad audience members] No Talking rule at the Alamo Drafthouse/Draft House, a guy was talking and the owner of the theater was sitting there and told the waiters to shut him up (guy won't shut up, Tim Alamo, rage silence/silent rage, the guy waited until the end of the movie and tracked Tim down at the parking lot and started beating on his windshield and spitting on his car) (people talking during movies, people that talk during movies/talk during films) | |
| #81 at 19:16~20:33 Ed from the Barenaked Ladies, The Prestige twist, a woman gasped and Ed turned around and asked "Really lady? Really?" / 20:35 (people that talk to the screen/people that interact with the movie) Independence Day: pointing at the screen and saying those are the aliens, 20:58 Burnie sat next to a woman that every time the president's plane appeared on screen she said Air Force One, 21:40 during Bill Pullman's speech someone said July 4th | |
| #335 at ~12:20~16:00 also about people that talk (includes: people that talk loudly to the waiters in the theaters, a guy vocalising what he thinks is about to happen, a guy humming the mission impossible tune during a tenseclimax scene) | |
| #367 Post Show at 24:27 Chris about a guy that fell asleep and snored loudly (SXSW, horror film) | |
| #424 at 56:40 Blaine about a guy from the company that was on his phone texting during a movie at SXSW while the director/etc. were behind them | |
| #448 at 1:32:47 Gavin and Dan went to see Wonder Woman, drunk Dan started singing the song from the trailer they just saw in the quiet theater (Dan sang), then he got annoyed when he ordered food and almost made a scene | |
| #581 at 46:22 Drew went to see a film and people were commenting out loud during the film and laughing in a delay (reading the subtitle slowly) | |
| #216 at 8:10 Gus doesn't want to go to Burnie's Game Of Thrones night (GoT night) because people might talk during the episode and ruin his experience (Game Of Thrones screening) | |
| #217 at 35:03 | |
| #219 at 8:01-8:20/~58:47~59:40 The dog took a shit there (dog shit, dog pooped) / 40:40-41:00 Miles was talking | |
| #231 at ~3:27 Burnie invited Gus to Breaking Bad night and Gus wanted to come (with only Gavin and Barbara being there) but then Gus' in-laws rescheduled their dinner to the same day so Gus sent Burnie a picture of the menu and his watch with the date because Burnie thought Gus was lying (thought it was a lie) | |
| #232 at 31:59-34:00/1:00:47-1:01:33 Gus came to Breaking Bad night and he felt bad because nobody talked during the commercial break, it was silent, a bug flew into Gus' glasses, they were many bugs outside | |
| #236 at 1:11:41 Monty came to Breaking Bad night only to eat and then he left | |
| #307 at 52:03 Gus: what's the point of GoT night/sitting in a room watching with others/you can just talk about the episode the next day | |
| #343 Post Show at ~13:40 | |
| 1:21:26 Gus was sitting close to the cockpit when the power went out and the engine died and he heard the pilot say "fuck" (Gus was on a flight, the cockpit door was open) | |
| 1:22:13-1:23:0 Burnie and Gavin (and Jason) were on a flight, in the middle of taking off the pilot hit the breaks, emission on the plane, then the pilot took off from the middle of the runway | |
| 1:23:04-1:23:55 When Geoff was in the army he was on a flight from Iceland that had it's landing gear out since takeoff and they had to turn back to Iceland. (wheels out) | |
| 1:24:56 RT site downtime/rt site went offline (millions of rows in a table, site went down) | |
| #239 at 1:00:19 (somewhat related) They were worried when they realized they are coming up on 1 million users on the site because there was a 1 million limit on the database (user IDs) | |
| RTP ##20 | |
| 2:08-3:14 Every day Gavin leaves in the middle of his work when it's time to go home (doesn't shut down his computer, leaves the Xboxes running, mid-keystroke, mid key stroke, right out the door, Gus gives Gavin a ride home so he appreciates that he doesn't have to wait for him) | |
| 4:53~5:40 They worked on a TV commercial, Halo 3: ODST commercial, Sargent Johnson (their commercial, the commercial they worked on, ads they worked on, worked on a commercial, commercials they worked on) | |
| #33 at 6:25-7:25 Left 4 Dead 2 commercial that Burnie and Matt worked on (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzTQcKMBAGU) | |
| #46 at (22:29-)23:56-25:45 BioShock ads they worked on, resetting a shoot after someone shoots another person in the face in the game | |
| #49 at 21:32-22:57 Working on EA Sports commercials/Madden videos/Madden commercials/Madden ads, this ruined this game for them after creating 700 commercials (also NBA) | |
| #349 Post Show at 19:08-20:50 In 2007 Gavin and the others created about 350 videos for the Jumbotron (Jumbo-Tron) at college football games | |
| [#349 PS] (^ followed by talking about doing commercials with video games and using them in a way that the developers never intended) (until the end) | |
| 5:56~7:30 Gus: If you ate an entire bag of trail mix (4 pounds, trailmix) would you gain 4 pounds or would you gain more? [science] / people at the office eat different things from the trail mix/trailmix | |
| #313 at 1:09:26 ^also the gross people at the company that stuck their hands into the bag / 1:08:35 Someone stuck a spoon in Gus' Nature Box (the spoon got stuck) | |
| 7:18~8:00 Matt brings things he doesn't want anymore to the office (trail mix / cookies), Matt doesn't throw anything away / Joel: a stage of collecting stuff (acquiring stuff) followed by a stage of getting rid of stuff. | |
| 8:02-8:41/8:55-9:45 The level of maintenance of the average American life / subscriptions to services / utility bills, Gus watched a documentary about people who emigrated from Africa to the U.S. and how their money here mostly goes on utility bills. (#152 at 4:19-5:58) | |
| 8:42-8:54 Joe The Cat meows in the background | |
| 9:48~12:00 Burnie got custom checks with NASCAR/trucks graphics on them to curtail his wife's spending (NASCAR checks) / who's writing checks? | |
| 14:31-15:18 In high school Burnie and his friends abused a rental car (drove up to 35mph in reverse then threw it back to drive which made the car spin in a circle) | |
| 16:06-16:26 Gus has to edit out Gavin's slurping and chewing into the mic (Gavin drinks loudly, Gavin eats loudly, Gavin chews loudly, disgusting chewing noises) | |
| #266 at ~1:17:50 Gavin chews into the mic during an ad read, ~1:18:00 Gavin throws the Nature Box bag to Jon but it hits the lights, Gus gets mad at Gavin | |
| #378 Post Show at ~13:20 Gus gets mad at Brandon, Brandon chews into the mic (Gus screams at Brandon/Gus yells/Gus is angry, Brandon lowers his head in shame) | |
| #56 at 59:37-1:00:06 Monty yawns into the microphone | |
| #57 at 48:03-48:37 Jack yawns (edited out) and Gus gives him a mad look | |
| #204 at 1:07:50-1:08:00 Chris runs in front of the camera (walks in front of the camera) | |
| #207 after 1:27:31/1:29:12 Miles | |
| #349 at 1:15:20 People were standing in front of the cameras during Extra Life (blocking the cameras, stood in front of the camera) | |
| #364 at ~26:50 before the ad read Burnie walks in front of Gus' camera, Gavin talks into his mic at the beginning of the ad read, Burnie pokes his head from the side (during an ad read) | |
| 16:26-18:32 British/young people are filthy animals / walking away from their trash / Ben's desk is covered with trash/Ben is messy/Ben leaves trash behind him (+if brownies had bones) | |
| #118 at ~59:58-1:01:19 Ben's eating habits (Ben's diet, chocolate brownies, M&M's, Ben took a bite of a pizza and put it back on top of the other pizzas, pizza boxes, what Ben eats) | |
| #259 at 17:18 | |
| #336 at ~8:30 | |
| #367 Post Show at 6:43-8:06 | |
| 18:32-19:17/23:43-23:58 Cartoon steak looks so delicious, cartoon food, animated food, cartoon cheese, cartoon pies | |
| 20:34-21:25 Transition from film to video/VHS, loss in quality, video quality, move to digital, move from film, move to video, worse than film | |
| #61 at 6:05-7:00 | |
| #185 at 11:16-12:15 (missed out on high definition babies) | |
| #224 at 1:46:31~1:48:25 | |
| 21:53-22:55 Gavin's old boss/Gavin's boss used to work with high speed cameras that recorded on film, 1,000 foot roll of film (film reel), the camera spit it out in 7 seconds, some cameras had to spit the film into a bag (slow motion cameras) | |
| #153 at 15:02~16:37 Gavin's backstory (Gavin's background, Gavin's start in slow mo, Gavin's beginning) | |
| #213 at 45:07 Gavin saw the slow mo videos on the Internet and noticed that there are no people presenting the footage/no banter so he decided to fill that void | |
| #212 at 25:08~26:10 Gavin's old boss wouldn't let them eat the same meal/eat the same food because it could be poisoned and they'll both die (food poisoning) | |
| 22:56-23:42 Gavin's slow motion work, people busting a water balloon on someone's head, on Gavin's first hour in the U.S. on his previous visit he saw someone watching his slow motion video in a coffeeshop (coffee shop, when Gavin visited the U.S.) / commercial of throwing little pies at flies (#158 at 42:50/43:32 briefly mentioning 3 commercials that Gavin worked on- cats in Ikea/throwing pies at flies/Bacardi) | |
| #153 at 21:18-21:50 Gavin shot a Simon Cowell/X Factor commercial (Gavin shot a Superbowl commercial), the entire footage ended up on Gavin's kitchen table (Gavin's kitchen counter) | |
| #204 at 20:34~21:20 | |
| #255 at 47:57 the pressure of filming it in front of all the people/crew | |
| Gavin's tweet: https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/1092293777266495488 (backup https://archive.fo/i2EMu https://imgur.com/5s3fODH) | |
| #159 at 17:28-18:24 Gavin worked on Sherlock Holmes | |
| #159 at 37:33-38:23 Gavin filmed something in Latvia that he has no idea what it was used for, a nozzle spraying liquid / (36:41 Gavin will turn up on sets without knowing what he's doing/filming, movie sets, film sets) | |
| #182 at 47:52-49:04 Gavin filmed a Formula 1 car's wheel in slow motion and he could hear anything for 5 minutes after because it was so loud | |
| #193 at 13:08-13:48 Gavin edited open heart surgery videos and got queasy | |
| #198 at 44:00-44:38 Gavin used a Bluetooth receiver to trigger the camera during Sherlock Holmes | |
| #200 at 1:20:02-1:20:47 Gavin and his grandfather in a Skype commercial (Gavin's grandfather) | |
| #214 at 1:11:11-1:11:55 Gavin worked on a commercial for organic vegetables but they didn't have carrots so they bought some from the supermarket and buried them in the ground to "pick" them again | |
| #215 at 20:00-21:39 Gavin worked in the music video for The Chemical Brothers "Swoon" and the song got stuck in his head (song stuck in his head, when a song gets stuck in your head, Gavin reverts back to a base song) | |
| #231 at 1:20:29 Gavin about setting up the camera and waiting hours until they get to his part of the shoot, commercial for Cadbury eggs with mouse traps / people hate working for long hours until it gets to midnight when you get paid triple time (triple overtime) | |
| #402 at ~4:28 Also about getting triple overtime pay after midnight on a long shoot (long work days/long days) | |
| #235 at 54:04 Top Gear, filming a train crashing into a car (nerve-wrecking/scary responsibility) | |
| #243 at ~36:38-37:24 Gavin worked on a commercial with a hot model but filming her running in slow motion wasn't flattering (hot girls in slow motion) | |
| #266 at 12:04 Gavin filmed Ryan Giggs kicking a football in slow motion (soccer player, football player) | |
| #519 at 1:02:43 An effect in Solo: A Star Wars Story was inspired by a Slow Mo Guys video (Gavin's tweet about it: https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/1081698488038158342, backup https://archive.fo/ruFcz https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1081697802843914240/pu/vid/1280x720/1S6n-LPTTsiweA6P.mp4?tag=6) | |
| #522 at 1:19:37 also^ +Ok Go (inspirations from smg videos) | |
| #525 at 8:27 Google used a Slow Mo Guys video to promote their tablet (Google refused to send Gavin a free tablet) | |
| Gavin worked on a Puma commercial https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/1189557546597650434 | |
| 23:59~25:00 Burnie won't eat sliced tomatoes (or cucumbers/sun-dried tomatoes) (food they hate/foods they hate/food they don't like, Burnie doesn't like) | |
| #200 at 34:03-34:34 Gavin hates olives (his answer to what's the grossest food you've ever eaten?) | |
| #310 at 1:29:12 (mostly Burnie) Olives/portobello mushrooms/eggplant (black olives on pizza, anything that tries to be meat but isn't meat, meaty foods) | |
| #655 at 9:35/~17:16 Olives (Gavin) (includes - there's no olive juice / raw olives are inedible) | |
| #200 at 35:52 Gus briefly mentions cucumbers and melons | |
| #405 at 39:13 Gus doesn't like cucumbers/Gus hates cucumbers | |
| #487 at ~58:31 Burnie and Gus hate cucumber (it overpowers everything else in the food) | |
| #515 at 8:23 Burnie and Gus (Jon's cucumber water among other water flavors) | |
| #328 at ~1:03:00 Chris about the type of cheese he'll eat and won't eat (cheeses, Chris doesn't like mustard) | |
| #458 at 8:02 Gus vs. sweet potatoes ("we've already got the superior potato - the potato!") | |
| #601 at 1:21:17 Gus hates melons | |
| #634 at ~1:06:38 Gavin worked on the show Ashes To Ashes where the twist was that the clown was the dad, played by the same actor and Gavin worked with him on the set and then saw hi min the clown makeup and didn't realize it was him | |
| 25:10-25:55 Racism in old cartoons, Millie was watching Looney Tunes on Youtube and got to a forbidden episode and Gus had to intervene (racist cartoons, racist episodes) | |
| 32:16 (brief) RT Short Blur, black bar censoring, Joel moving his middle finger around causes more editing for Matt and Nathan (tracking conversation continues) | |
| 33:48~36:00 (District 9) Burnie: If I'm watching a movie and I'm thinking about the camera work or how a specific shot was made it takes me out of the movie/it ruins the film for me ("the moment I think camera I hate it", taken out of the film, out of the movie experience, getting distracted/distracting, thinking about how they created that scene/how the filmed that scene) (Gavin's always thinking about that stuff and it doesn't bother him) / Burnie's suspension of disbelief (no problem seeing Tom Cruise in a film and disconnect from the real life Tom Cruise/only see the character, also in #59 at 1:27:53~1:29:10) [35:49 Gus: "Fight fight fight fight"] | |
| #410 Post Show at 9:53 | |
| #20 at ~37:00 Gavin hates the jumps between live action to CGI | |
| #481 at 1:14:04 Some CGI effects take Gavin out of the film (taken out of the film, Black Panther special effects) | |
| #58 at 1:24:04-1:25:10 Water stain on the IMAX screen (stained movie screen, film screen) | |
| #302 at 39:36 IMAX, people don't notice the changes between aspect ratios in films (resolutions in films, people not noticing the transitions, changing resolutions/changing aspect ratios) | |
| #401 at 46:15 | |
| #430 at 13:27 Gavin's tweet about showing GoPros in a futuristic movie https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/866307701428695040 (backup https://archive.fo/lYC4K) | |
| 51:26 Massive TV screen (jumbotron/jumbo tron, big screen) at a football stadium (Cowboys, players are punting the ball into the TV so they had to raise it) | |
| 59:40~1:01:00 hours played in a game / the time they've spent playing a game (how many hours, hours spent, how much time) | |
| (between, maybe also after the 51:26 conversation) Gavin's idea about picking 10 achievements that you're most proud of to display on your Xbox profile (hardest achievements) | |
| 1:06:45 Argument, Arcade games vs. Retail games (getting achievements/100%, Burnie/Gavin) (cont. in #21 at 29:13~33:55) | |
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| Joe The Cat on podcasts (some incomplete timestamps): 20 (8:42-8:54 meows in the background) + 185 (24:22) + 186 (part 1: 0:52, part 4: 8:38) + 187 (15:00, 1:16:37 Burnie "sits" him on his leg) + 188 (1:14:43) + 192 (1:06:10 Lindsay) + 193 (39:17, 1:04:18) + 194 (11:02 Burnie, 14:30 Joel) + 195 + 196 (beginning, 32:43 pendulum+cradle, 51:47 Gavin/Ray) + 197 (21:42 Ray/Jack, 1:08:45) + 198 (0:40 held near the camera, 3:37 behind Barbara, 5:15 on Burnie's shoulders, 8:17 thrown on Miles' crotch) + 199 (1:13:33) + 200 (37:47 Gavin) + 202 (1:14:07) + 203 (9:38 Jack/surgical mask, 1:17:23) + 204 (13:57/18:57 Chris) + 205 (superimposed on the table: start, 20:51, 49:05 addressed/"petted"/"slammed", 50:46 bigger, 53:17 Kara brings him to Gus) + 206 (Going away party. 1:00 sombrero/hat) + 235 (0:42 held close to the camera, 49:39 Burnie takes him, 1:09:07 photobomb/stretches, 1:43:40 Burnie accidentally scares Gavin with Joe The Cat, 1:45:36 Ashley) (Compilation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mG9HVBonM) | |
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| RTP ##21 | |
| 0:36-2:39 Burnie knows the term beat bed (beatbed) | |
| 2:40-3:19 Gus' Wikipedia page got deleted, Geoff: Esther uses it to psych herself up for sex ("remember he's famous") | |
| 3:20~4:30 Geoff's celebrity diverticulitis status got removed from Wikipedia (Gus used the RT comic as a citation for Geoff's diverticulitis and they accepted it) | |
| 8:30~9:50 Geoff is on a celebrity list of gamers (mygamercard.net), also one of the most viewed gamertags (most viewed Xbox profiles)- he linked to his gamertag everywhere and got high up on the list and they stopped publishing it. | |
| 10:33-11:34 Esther doesn't drive, his ex-girlfriend drove on the wrong side of the road on a bridge (in the wrong lane), perpetuating the Asian stereotype/Asians can't drive | |
| 21:48-23:40 Burnie is the best friend to have when someone is giving you administrative bullshit, people that use their little bit of power they have over you, bureaucracy/bureaucratic, take away hours of your life, filling out forms, collecting taxes from employees, high taxes | |
| #451 Post Show at 3:50 Burnie: it's a test of people's personality whenever they get the smallest amount of power over someone like a waiter/waitress (being rude to a waiter/rude to waiters, conversation starts before that) | |
| ~34:00 Snow Leopard update difficulties (iOS update/iOS upgrade) | |
| 36:52-37:30 Burnie wants Gavin to say dirty again (says it first at 34:44) | |
| 38:15-39:16/40:20-40:55 Gavin threw up after eating with Geoff and Griffon and Ben, ate what left of Geoff and Griffon's desserts (barbecue restaurant Salt Lick, throwing up/vomiting) | |
| #184 at 1:09:27-1:10:55 (below) | |
| #217 at 20:32-23:23 Gavin puked 4 times/Gavin vomited each meal he had separately, Gavin's puke went back into his mouth into his nose, shot sweet corn out of his nose like a machine gun | |
| 39:17-40:19 Gus threw up after eating beans, a bean/one bean came out of his nose, the barbecue sauce still tasted good on its way up (Gus vomited) | |
| #141 at 53:03-55:00 (bean) | |
| #670 around 1:09:00 | |
| #508 at 17:15 Gus held his vomit in his mouth and swallowed it (after eating honey nut cheerios) | |
| 41:44-42:22 Aluminum/Aluminium (pronunciations) | |
| #209 at ~27:10-24:47 Pronouncing again/against, Aluminium/aluminum | |
| #451 at 1:00:06 Against, Tuesday, adult, YouTube | |
| #242 at ~1:22:40 pronunciation of soldering, argument Gavin vs Gus/Michael | |
| #209 at 26:18-27:10 GIF vs. JIF [keywords for this list - pronouncing acronyms] | |
| #333 at 1:28:09 Ashley convinced Burnie about GIF/JIF | |
| #335 at 1:34:37~1:38:00 [starts with a segue- Ashley: "Speaking of stuff and words.." [quote], Gavin wants them to come up with words that sart with a soft G sound and they do easily, with a G ] | |
| #336 at 49:06~49:40 (+Jus/Gus, Burnie flub) | |
| #339 at 1:16:26-1:17:13 (includes: JPEG- the p is for photographic but you don't say it as JFEG, J-Fag) | |
| #365 at 1:31:50 Burnie says GIFs a few times, (#368 after 30:34), #371 at ~38:52 Burnie says JIF | |
| #372 at 35:44-38:35/41:21-41:57 Says JIF again which reopens the argument | |
| #392 at 0:35~1:05 Burnie says that he actually says "animated GIF" | |
| #359 at 30:12~31:40 Qantas/Quantas airline, scuba/scaba, "oonderwater" (acronyms should be pronounced the way the peroson who coined them said it) | |
| #372 at 11:04-12:07/19:53~20:10/22:05~22:27 +Are there words that start with a Q and don't have a U right after? (starting with Q/start with Q, "Q") | |
| 46:21~49:00 Web pilots, web series pilots, people trying to get jobs on sites to get production on, web agents, online content creators | |
| ~1:11:00 Audience laughing during the film Castaway with Tom Hanks (Cast Away/the Wilson scene) | |
| ~1:18:00 How is Mr. Skin allowed to do it? (celebrity nude scenes/sex scenes, copyrighted clips) | |
| 1:23:13-1:23:23/1:23:43~1:29:30 Gus' stinky sneezes, smelly sneezes | |
| #155 at 53:18-54:37/55:27-56:34 | |
| #257 at 1:09:01 | |
| #362 at 55:14-57:10 (includes: Burnie had them for a short time, Gavin to Gus: Do you think your nose will smell bad to other people?, 69 their noses) | |
| ^that segment (#21) is also about Morgellons disease/fibers under the skin | |
| #131 at 17:14-17:51 | |
| #158 at 29:32-32:10 | |
| RTP ##22 | |
| ~3:15 Esther started listening to the podcast when she realized Gus was talking about her | |
| 4:02-4:53 (the real story is below) Gus and Esther were really tired after a flight and wanted to take a quick nap in a planetarium but it was tiny and the dude giving the presentation was right there next to them so they had to stay awake. | |
| #197 at 1:32:33-1:34:05/1:34:26-1:34:40 They actually tried to have sex in the planetarium | |
| #279 at 31:47 | |
| 5:59~7:00 PAX SARS, Pax Pox, people returned sick from PAX (got sick in a convention, returned sick from a convention) (also mentioned in #25 at 7:46-8:12) | |
| 8:00-9:40 Burnie: 'We tend to be sarcastic, including at conventions, and we assume that people are in on the jokes' - Burnie gave a funny answer to a question in a panel (that's not an RT panel) and it came off as mean. ("How do you deal with trolls?" "You take the website off the Internet") | |
| 28:24-32:33 Cheating device for controllers (Xbox controllers), Gus brought 3 back to the office, Gus/Burnie argument (devices that modify the Xbox controller) | |
| 36:45-38:09 In shoe commercials and car commercials that don't show the product, they're selling a way of life (advertising argument, tampons/maxipeds commercials) | |
| 45:01-45:46 Gavin explains Guy Fawkes Day | |
| 46:04-46:42/47:07~47:50 Differentiating between The U.K./United Kingdom/Great Britain/England/Ireland | |
| (#382 at 41:56~42:48/44:03 Gavin doesn't know the islands around the main island of The U.K., British islands) | |
| #539 at ~1:02:00 also about that general subject | |
| 47:50-48:30/1:23:13-~1:24:30 Metric system/imperial, miles/stones/pounds/liters, argument, Gavin doesn't know how many X are in a Y (feet in a mile etc.) | |
| #81 at ~13:06-14:04 More about stones and archaic measurement units | |
| #157 at 1:27:05 mishmash of metric and imperial units (U.K.: measuring people in pounds and items in kilos, petrol by the liter but it's miles per gallon, Burnie: in the U.S. everything is in pounds and ounces except for nutritional information/nutritional values which are in metric, grams, also in #179 at 47:26-48:20 / #412 at 1:37:19/1:39:31) | |
| #553 at 56:14 Metric/Imperial (Celsius/Fahrenheit, length of things- meters/yards/feet, pounds/stones) | |
| #182 at 56:40-58:12 tons/pounds/stones | |
| #208 at 1:22:49 Liters in a gallon, U.K. liter/British liter (Burnie cracks up/Burnie laughs, 'it's not 3.75 it's 4') (gas price, price of gas) (~1:25:45 Gavin is right that there are different gallons, British gallon) | |
| #278 at ~1:00:36-1:06:05(~1:07:30) inches/foot/feet/kilograms/meters | |
| #389 at ~41:19~42:15 The U.K. is all over the place with its measurements units | |
| 49:17-49:58 A street sign with an out of the office message on it (auto response, translated/translation fail, Welsh/Wales, automated reply) (#186 Part 5 at 9:03-9:47) | |
| 50:03-51:51 Twitter bots following other bots, bots following each other | |
| 51:51-55:38 Argument, Burnie gets angry about the fact that a school is being turned into a mall/school turned into a cupcake store | |
| #265 at 1:08:12 Burnie doesn't remember that argument (general conversation starts at 1:06:25), 1:31:33 Burnie gets reminded | |
| 59:24~1:02:50 The guy who installed Gus' cable was a little crazy, cable company/telephone company workers that climb the polls (climb polls, climbing polls) | |
| 1:08:46 Gavin and Gus saw a lighting strike in a parking lot next to Home Slice (Gavin: "It is scary that you can get killed by the sky") | |
| 1:11:24-1:13:46 Convention war with Mega 64 (Mega64, booths war, buying all the posters) | |
| #55 at 22:57~23:50 Mega64 guys were dancing and also one of them hid under a table to scare another guy that came over to look for a shirt | |
| 1:20:32~1:23:12/1:24:30~1:26:00 Celsius vs. Fahrenheit argument | |
| #147 at 48:40-50:30/52:25~53:53 | |
| #166 at 12:50-14:39 (+water's boiling point) | |
| #315 at 1:06:35~1:08:55/1:13:04~1:14:00 Sally | |
| (#407 at ~1:52~3:36 not getting into the argument) | |
| (#591 at 52:08 Gavin shows a map of all the places that use Celsius compared to Fahrenheit, says Fahrenheit is an old European thing that was used all over the world but most countries moved on from it) | |
| 1:27:46 The company with the most storage, Tupperware (RTAA) | |
| RTP ##23 | |
| 0:25 Cinco de Mayo vs. Mexican Independence Day | |
| #270 at 15:02 Gus hates May The Fourth and Cinco De Mayo | |
| #536 at 9:43 Holidays that were probably invented so that people could get together and drink ("ethnic holidays", St. Patrick's Day/Cinco De Mayo, 4th of July) | |
| 1:22 Mexican holiday where people use big mallets with fireworks, big hammers with C4, sledge hammers with explosives, Mexican celebration, Exploding Hammer festival + one of those went off next to Gus in school and knocked him over | |
| 2:37-4:46 Burnie sat next to a passenger that served in Iraq and experienced IEDs/RFDs (he played video games) | |
| ~9:24~10:00 Riffing on the idea of putting a mirror on the moon (always daylight/would you be able to see yourself?/shaving with a telescope) (from a conversation about Japan's wireless electricity from a satellite) [science](not in the document) | |
| 11:08~12:00 Technology shocks of different generations (magic technologies, getting used to the idea of television, vcr, phone) | |
| 11:58~13:00 Everybody now has a camera on their phone so if 9/11 happened now we would have a lot more footage, of the planes hitting, footage from inside the planes, from inside the buildings. | |
| 13:37~15:58 Experiencing historical events when you're young - 9/11, death of Princess Diana, fall of Berlin Wall (Geoff's cold war experience), East Germany/West Germany | |
| (#23) 19:31~22:00 where they were when they found out about 9/11 (also #510 at ~10:00~13:00) | |
| #145 at 16:10~17:38/~24:37-25:12 Jack was on a date the day after the Columbia exploded (funny conversation) | |
| #359 at 37:45~40:20 | |
| 15:59 Is it possible for a person to miss a major event in the world by coincidence by not watching the news that day and stepping out of rooms before people start to talk about that world event. | |
| 16:51-17:12 When he was in Japan Gus missed the announcement that Apple switched from PowerPC processors to Intel processors | |
| 17:12-19:25 Soldiers not knowing the war was over (war is over) | |
| 29:42~31:15 What's the latest age where people "make out"/"making out" without that leading to sex/without the expectation of sex, using the bases terms/first base/second base | |
| 31:15-34:07 Geoff's tooth fell out, Geoff lost a tooth (half a tooth), eating toffee, eating candy / Getting the dentist to give you another shot to really numb your mouth | |
| 34:07~35:22 Geoff was annoyed by a new PS3 Slim because he had a bad day | |
| 40:16-41:03 Actors/extras must be nervous when filming a continuous shot scene, not wanting to ruin the scene after this many minutes of shooting (oneshot, one shot scenes, long scenes/long shots) | |
| #537 Post Show around 15:00 | |
| #582 at ~49:50 (conv. about 1917) | |
| #357 Post Show ~15:30 Birdman being filmed as oneshot (one shot) | |
| 51:45-53:00 Argument about the shooting button placement on a PS3 controller (right trigger/right bumper, pressure sensitive, firing button) | |
| (?? - Burnie wants to go a whole month only playing PS3 games, Burnie's PS3 experiment, Burnie's experiment) | |
| RTP ##24 | |
| 3:12 (to Gavin) Gus: "I wanna fucking stab you. You say the dumbest things. Why are you even in here?" (2:45, lightning bolt symbol on rows on planes- Gavin: "What if it was a lightning safe seat?") | |
| 6:26 Briefly mentioning the picture Burnie took with Bill Gates | |
| 11:29-13:09 Realizing that Geoff hasn't been plugged in with his mic, can't hear Geoff, couldn't hear Geoff, Geoff's mic | |
| 13:45~17:00 Saturday Night Live, SNL cast members (Kristen Wiig, argument) | |
| ~19:55-21:05 (at the end of the conversation about the restaurant Bikini's where the waitresses are in bikinis) Burnie: Women check out people more than men, men only check out women briefly, looking at women, women checking out, women stare at people, women look/girls look/girls check out, scanning and analyzing | |
| #195 at 1:19:43-1:20:52 (from a conversation that's mentioned below about women describing other women as plain looking) | |
| 21:09-21:42 When Gus was 6 years old they used to have sun staring contests (staring at the sun, Gus used to stare at the sun) | |
| #225 at 1:01:11-1:01:39 | |
| 21:42 Gus and his friends got left behind during a school trip to The National Archives, Washington DC, they wanted to see the Constitution, tour group, the teachers decided to go to Philadelphia, field trip (Gus got left behind/Gus was left) | |
| #661 at 1:19:25 Young Gus went on a class trip to Washington D.C., Gus wanted to eat at the Ford's Theater but they were eating at Hard Rock Cafe and so Gus decided to act out and he bought rubber snakes and hid them along the sidewalk and went up to his room and shouted "look out there's a snake!" to people passing by | |
| #325 at 1:14:56-1:17:13 Gus' school trip to Disney World, Gus has already been there and after an hour he wrote a note saying that he was sick and went go back to his hotel room to play Mortal Kombat, they couldn't find Gus (Gus went back to his room/Gus left.., Gus left a message, his teacher burst in his room after they were looking for him for 2 hours and said "youuuu!", they couldn't get mad because Gus followed the rules about notifying.., Gus wasted everyone's time) | |
| #351 at 1:26:01-1:27:52 Gus about the school trip sandwiches, the bus driver got food poisoning, had to wait for another bus driver to come pick them up (bad sandwiches, warm mayonnaise) | |
| 23:15-26:04 Old punishments in school, discipline tactics/corporal punishments/school punishments, duct tape on the mouth (Gus), soap spray/spray of soap, crawling on your knees on hard tile around the school, punishing students. Burnie briefly mentions he was spanked at preschool (for not eating something) and his mom "flipped the fuck out" when she heard about it (Burnie got spanked, Burnie was spanked). Geoff got punished for talking during lunch (a kid asked him if he wanted his carrots), Geoff's mom made it so the teacher had to apologize in front of the entire school. | |
| #500 at ~59:30~1:00:25 School punishments mentioned briefly | |
| #595 at 1:00:28 Gus had a 2nd grade teacher that duct-taped kids mouths if they talked during class (mentioned on #351^), and made them put their gum on their nose if they chewed one | |
| #647 at 1:03:45~1:20:00 Spankings in schools (starts with Chris flub, "Spunk"), 1:04:37 Chris got spanked in highschool because he and his friends/classmates left their dormroom by repelling down with sheets during a band trip/contest(?) and then snuck into a girl's room, (1:08:13) Chris was given a choice between detention and "licks" (Chris repelled down a window, then they climbed back up) | |
| #679 at 1:12:55-1:13:39 Chris used to put on extra pairs of pants when he knew he was going to get spanked (by his dad?) | |
| #539 after 1:15:29 people beating/hitting their kids | |
| 26:19-27:45 Native Americans in Canada received body bags as a part of their kit to combat H1N1 (swine flu) | |
| RTP ##25 | |
| 2:13~4:00 Every day Geoff doesn't know what Joe The Cat wants from him. Joe The Cat jumped on Matt's keyboard (+playing fetch with a ball) | |
| 4:23-5:52 Strangers want to pet Joe The Cat, people at the restaurant below them making silly faces to the cat, the menus are by the cat so people will look at the cat and then see things on the menus and go inside | |
| 22:19~23:00 Matt is a musician, moved to Austin because he wanted to be a big musician | |
| 23:36-25:33 Geoff's ringtone (screaming ringtone), Geoff: "I like to be annoying", the worst ringtone, realized he didn't mute his phone during a dentist appointment | |
| RTP ##26 | |
| 3:09-4:12 Geoff claps for drinks at bars, Geoff clapping for water (because of cymbal monkeys, the film Monkey Shines), Geoff met a girl at a bar that understood the reference of why he claps | |
| 17:36-19:25 about Nigeria (African Country) | |
| RTP ##27 | |
| 3:02 Gus and Geoff playing Dungeons and Dragons (D&D) | |
| #31 at 9:40 | |
| #43 at 49:00~52:43 | |
| #63 at 0:45-1:06/1:39-5:54, Geoff and Griffon are mad at Gus for not showing up for D&D | |
| 5:22~6:01 Joe The Cat is in the room, they refer to him as Joe [Burnie also says Joe] | |
| 5:58-6:41 Gavin doesn't know anything (zombie cats) | |
| 6:42~8:00 Burnie recites Gavin: 'Do you think that anyone has ever had the idea to take a long set of headphones, like 8 feet long, and you take an 8 foot cord and you swallow it and wait until it comes out your bum and then you plug in the iPod … and then you listen to the headphones that are coming out of your mouth?' (intestines/digestive system) [science][hypothetical] (headphones cable/headphones cord through) | |
| 8:23 Kung Shu/Kung Shoe, shoe in the toilet | |
| #187 at 22:22 Kung Shu rules, returning the shoes to the owner like in war when you return the bodies to the other side, returning dead bodies (Michael thinks that's bullshit and that you should put the shoes on spikes like heads) | |
| #371 at 1:16:18 Kung Shu strength/rules | |
| #268 at 50:18~52:50 Kung Shu gone wrong, Burnie accidentally hit Ashley Shoemaker (schumacher) in the face with a shoe (trying to hit Gavin), and some more about Kung Shu | |
| #366 at 1:06:10 Burnie Kung Shus Gavin (mentioned under shenanigans) | |
| #421 at 44:54 They don't realy Kung Shu anymore, but Barbara Kung Shu'd one of them in the parking lot (with her heavy boot) | |
| 9:42-10:15 Gus' retirement plan is a shotgun (Gus' life insurance) | |
| #154 at 59:30-59:47 (briefly mentioned) | |
| #263 at 1:29:11-1:30:25 [Gus' financial plan, from the start of RvB, Burnie brought a financial advisor for the guys] | |
| #307 at ~51:15 going back on that (brief) | |
| #341 at 1:28:23~1:30:00 | |
| 14:21-15:42 Burnie/Geoff achievements argument (bets about Geoff getting achievements) | |
| 16:16-17:40 Gavin, argument about total gamerscore vs. points on individual games (completing only most of the achievements) | |
| 22:25-23:46 Gavin: Burnie snores loudly, Gus: Jack snores loudly (snoring) | |
| #334 at 8:14 Gavin about Burnie, Burnie about Gavin, Gus about Jack | |
| #399 at 1:02:33 Burnie installed a snoring app to record/chart how loud he snores throughout the night (SnoreLab) | |
| #401 at (1:42:58) 1:43:30 Gus recorded himself snoring with the app (snoring recording) | |
| #415 at 5:32 | |
| #186 (Part 3) at 8:37 It calms Gavin down when he hears himself snoring during sleep (also below) (when Gavin snores loudly, Gavin likes it when he snores Gavin knows) | |
| #195 at 1:02:40-1:04:00 (comes up in the preceding conversation about Burnie's wet dream) Waking yourself up by snoring (from snoring, Gus woke himself/Gus wakes himself) (1:03:34 Gavin makes a sound with his cheeks, Gavin pulls his cheeks) | |
| #242 at 44:42~46:00 Gavin wakes himself up by snoring (also Gus), Gavin feels too comfortable when he snores on a plane so it wakes him up, more about snoring (sleeping positions) | |
| #334 at 9:57 Esther punched Gus because he was snoring (Gus' plays a recording of him snoring in #401 after 1:42:58) (Gus snored) | |
| #338 at 38:16-42:28 Gus' slept hooked to a machine that recorded his sleep/breathing for 3 nights (sleep apnea, Gus had the worst sleep while being hooked, the other option was a 3,000$ sleep at a facility where doctors watch you sleep), Gus dreams that he can't breathe/that he's choking | |
| #343 at ~8:21 | |
| #424 Post Show until ~2:30 | |
| #545 at ~15:10/17:20 solved (CPAP machine, C-PAP, Gus isn't tired anymore/Gus sleeps better) | |
| #548 Post Show at 1:19 Gus barely remembers his dreams anymore since he doesn't wake up throughout the night | |
| #584 at 25:50 (~27:00 on YT) Gus had a checkup about his CPAP machine (his health insurance company falsely denied the replacement) | |
| #594 at 1:00 Gus had troubles with the insurance/supply company again (also- 1:17 Gavin: "If the power goes out do you die?") | |
| #626 at 43:57 Gus was charged 9.95$ for the machine even though he already paid for it/bought it | |
| #691 at (around 30:00) Chris about a guy that brought a sleep apnea mahcine to a date and slept over at the girl's house | |
| 25:33-26:43 They never smoked/they only smoked a few times, Geoff: Sometimes when Burnie drinks he smokes a cigarette (cigar, smoking) | |
| 28:11-28:29 Gavin noticed Gus cleared his throat without clearing it (Gus clearing his throat) | |
| (end) Geoff: Happy Birthday Millie | |
| RTP ##28 | |
| 6:57-7:45 Millie turned on music on Geoff's phone and then sat on the phone to cover the music | |
| 23:04~24:00 Geoff explains Gavin's future life and how Gavin has all the time in the world right now before marriage and kids. ('One day you're gonna roofie or trick or do something to convince some poor low self-esteem girl to marry you') | |
| RTP ##29 | |
| 3:39 Geoff wasn't great at math in school (algebra/geometry, "was in advanced reading and retard math at the same time"), talking about what he/they studied in school, graduating/graduation, students dropping out/drop out, sex ed | |
| ~8:50 briefly about Geoff joining the army and getting married | |
| 9:31-11:14 Geoff's drivers ed story, Geoff's friend from driver's ed smashed into a parking car after saying hello to the teacher (coach, car accident) | |
| 11:18-12:50 Jack's car accident story, chain reaction accident, hit the car in front of him twice, Jack's accident (Jack was in a car accident) | |
| #31 at 18:05-19:57 Frank's driving, Frank lost his license after getting a lot of tickets, driving license, Geoff had to drive Frank to work, Frank's car was wrapped around a tree, car accident | |
| #92 at 32:09-33:45 Gus was in a car accident, Gus' car accident/Gus' accident, high school girls hit his truck ("my mom said if I was ever in an accident to just leave") | |
| #238 at 18:10 Gus' ATV accident/Gus' four wheeler accident, Gus' leg got stuck in the wheel/Gus' foot got stuck, Gus has a scar/Gus' scar | |
| #466 at 1:59 Gus was in a car accident, another driver bumped into Gus' car, Gus started yelling at the steering wheel | |
| #562 at 0:50/5:51 An old lady bumped into Gus' car (rear ended) | |
| #101 at 4:13-7:05 Burnie's car insurance after Griffon had a minor accident in Burnie's truck (car accident) | |
| #198 at 1:14:32-1:15:17 Gavin was in a car accident with the same guy (from 1:12:36), car crash, going around a corner, bounced off a barrier, Gavin got injured by the airbag | |
| #198 at 1:15:22-1:19:45 Miles' car accident/car crash when he was 19, Miles ran a red light and got t-boned by a truck (1:18:46 Gavin "did you have any brain stuff", mentioning a friend that saw less colors/in lower saturation during a car accident) | |
| #198 at 1:19:56 Gus' friend's car stalled on the railroad crossing/railroad tracks/train tracks (car accident) | |
| #232 at 1:04:03 Burnie pointed out to Ashley a squirrel that was about to get run over (squirrel got hit), Gus hit a pigeon with his car (Gus ran over) / 1:08:38 Gus hit 2 birds with his car antenna | |
| #360 at 44:42 Geoff ran over a deer (Geoff hit a deer with his car) | |
| #249 at 12:30-13:22 Gavin was run over by a car in a parking lot of Woolworths/Woolworth's (Gavin's car accident, a car ran over Gavin, Gavin's jeans got ripped, a car reversed on Gavin) (Burnie keeps bringing Woolworths throughout the podcast) | |
| #335 Post Show at ~4:35 Ashley- mentioned below along with another incident | |
| #366 at 41:20 Barbara and Aaron were in a car accident in an Uber | |
| #466 at 1:19:56 Steven Suptic's car accident | |
| #538 at 53:28 Chad almost died in a potential car accident with a semi truck | |
| #543 at 57:46-1:04:37 Chris was in a car accident (hit and run, hit Chris' car, Chris drove after the person who hit his car, Chris confronted the woman, Chris filmed, Chris chased, Chris called the cops, Chris was on the phone with 911, she escaped when a garbage truck was in the way, Chris was called for a lineup but they just showed him pictures of people) | |
| #562 at 2:30/4:24 Jessica's car accident, a guy crashed into her car and it got totaled, the driver was on drugs (K2) (driver was high, rear ended) | |
| #562 at 6:57 Jessica hit a car, the car flipped, the woman yelled at Jessica for ruining her car she was going to give her son | |
| #562 at 4:50 A lady crashed into Barbara's parked car | |
| #568 at 1:27:23 Jon's near-accident with a scooter (Jon almost fell towards traffic because it was wet and the scooter slid away from him) | |
| #579 at 1:31:32 Gus almost got hit by a car (a driver backed up her electric car and almost hit Gus, Prius, then he saw her later at a red light next to him) | |
| 12:51-13:44 Geoff saw a girl in short shorts walking by (checked out her ass), Geoff swerved into the other lane, Geoff almost killed a woman in a van that swerved into a ditch | |
| 21:12-22:32 [grammar stuff:] People misspelling, "the grammar hammer" (theoretical automatic ban of users who spell words in a stupid way), u r/you are (also below), 'cos/because, could of/could've (also below) (their pet peeves) | |
| #32 at 1:00:24~1:02:58 more + Gus and Burnie give up on correct grammar/spelling things correctly, and more about people misspelling | |
| #35 at 35:05~36:00 about them not explaining the misspelling of "Calendar" correctly | |
| #230 at 34:28 To/too/2, their/they're/there, should of/should've, Jack and "U R" instead of "you are" (explains it as getting a text saying "U R looking okay today") | |
| #270 at 49:59~51:30 Whoa/Woah | |
| #367 at 48:09~50:35 | |
| #372 at 42:00-42:52 | |
| #417 at ~49:06 (Becca) "and me"/"and I" (wrong: "do you want to come to the store with Barbara and I?"), whom/who, whose/who's (Gus says it's all because of millennials and their texting) | |
| #354 at 1:08:46 (mentioned above) Confusion about "next" Immersion | |
| #400 at ~27:11~28:25 "This" December (upcoming? in the calendar year?), "last"/"this past"/"coming"/"previous" / ~39:39-39:54 "This Monday"/"Next Monday" when today is Monday (for keywords: next week/next day) | |
| Off Topic #81 This week/last week | |
| #446 at 10:10~12:45 "Next"/"this"/"last" (let's go out "Monday" or "next Monday", happened this Monday/this past Monday) | |
| #594 at 6:56~9:30 argument, When does the week start? On what day does the week start? What is the first day of the week? (Sunday or Monday?, what does "this week" mean) | |
| #364 at 1:21:27-1:22:31/1:25:16/1:26:14 Becca sent a style guide for posting about RT (grammar rules). Gus won't use Oxford commas (a comma before "and" at the end of a list, before and, +Gus doesn't use commas/barely uses- 'every word is more important than the previous' "no slowing down"), Gus won't add an 'S for possessives for nouns that end with an S only an apostrophe (Argument) / 1:22:41 Rooster Teeth is 2 words + does the vs in RvB has a period in it? ("vs" or "vs.", Burnie hates when people write "Red v Blue") | |
| #385 at (~3:55) 4:14-5:13 Conveniencing/inconveniencing (inconvenienced/convenienced) (is venience an evil thing?) (~4:50 Gavin does a spittake) | |
| (#387 at 2:55-4:37 Twitter grammar, how do you read/write using the @ symbol, "I was @Burnie's house" or "I was at @Burnie's house", "I was with @Burnie"/"I was with at Burnie"?) | |
| #392 at ~33:07-33:56 Burnie: Guys have one genital, Guys' genitals are one big unit (one unit, Burnie considers/Burnie thinks of..), Barbara says it's like pants and then Burnie agrees | |
| #412 Post Show at ~7:18-11:12 Old English alphabet, American alphabet, old letters ( ae LL ), American grammar vs. British grammar | |
| #446 at 56:19/58:50 Does electrocution mean "to death"? (getting electrocuted, vs. electric shock/getting shocked) (Gavin is right, electro execution), 59:30~1:00:10 strangled/choked/choking | |
| #468 at 27:41 Gus uses the word matriculating, almost nobody else knows what it means, argument (should people know that word?, Gus used the word/Gus says a word) | |
| #473 at 1:11:07 Alright vs. all right | |
| #475 at 8:54 Gavin: the pronunciation of a sea creature that starts with sea (animal that starts with a C , starts with c , starts with an A , sea monster, sea animals), how do you pronounce anemone/anenome (10:00 Burnie almost does a spittake) | |
| #513 Post Show at 13:38 Gavin: "Big wet 5 ugly fat" [quote] (from a conversation about adjectives order in a description/sentence, the order of) | |
| #551 at 2:31 "Funny enough" or "Funnily enough" | |
| #553 at 27:47 Misspellings/grammar mistakes (your/you're) | |
| #560 at ~7:22-7:54/8:27~9:30 Grecian/Greek, German/Germanic | |
| #560 Post Show at 8:12 "I'm happy to be a part of this" vs. "I'm happy to be apart of this" / 9:29 "I don't think I could love you any more" vs. "I don't think I could love you anymore" | |
| #586 at 1:07:23 How do you say chocolate milk (where do you put the emphasis, on the item/constant or the identifyer/adjective, dark chocolate) | |
| (41:12) 42:39-43:15 Burnie starts playing the audio of an Internet video and it has licensed music/copyright music (Burnie: "god damn it", "fucking Youtube, dude", Burnie plays a video) | |
| #327 at 1:17:56-1:19:37 Burnie plays a video claiming to have rabbit noises, which disappoints, and says "I hate Youtube"/"worst video ever", then he plays another video with the same result | |
| 47:45~48:05 The Superbowl with Janet Jackson's nipple was the first thing that Gus ever recorded on his TiVo (Superbowl) + 48:59 The people at TiVo knew that everyone was rewinding that moment (most rewound moment), they know exactly what you watch and how | |
| #464 Post Show at 9:25/13:40 Justin Timberlake is back performing at the Super Bowl, Janet Jackson took all the heat for that incident | |
| (49:35) 50:43-51:36 What lunched Youtube's popularity were the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction and the Jon Stewart/Tucker Carlson/Crossfire videos (prior to that the Youtube founders released a video of them sitting in their garage bummed out, nobody was going on the site. They payed girls from craigslist 100$ to post videos on the site) | |
| #237 at 1:26:50-1:28:20 Lonely Island video that also lunched Youtube, the inspiration/the origin of the idea for Youtube was in a magazine article, interview with the people from Flickr/Tumblr, 'maybe somebody will do the same for videos', also about the craigslist ad | |
| #495 at ~1:34:18 also | |
| 52:06 Jack's old website on GeoCities (comedy site about The Lost World Jurassic Park) | |
| 54:53-55:31 Burnie: Dogster is still online because dogs are loyal (parody of Friendster), "Facebark came along and it fucking failed" | |
| 57:34~58:40 There are basically no real life applications for the math we learn (for the average person, teaching us things we don't need to know), the area under a parabola, volume of a cylinder (Geoff: condoms?) | |
| 59:52 Burnie: "Gavin has a gotten a bad rep on these podcasts" Gus: "He's a piece of shit" (Gus says Gavin is a piece of shit) | |
| 1:02:10-1:02:54 Impossible number of sides on a die/dice (Burnie can create it) [science] | |
| RTP ##30 | |
| 8:14~10:40/~11:50 Gavin and Burnie trying to beat each other's score in a mobile game (Doodle Jump) (1:19:00-1:19:11 Gavin plays it during the podcast) | |
| #257 at 1:02:11-1:02:54 Doodle Jump | |
| #327 Pst Show at 4:48 talking about it and showing the game (Gavin plays it live, Gavin can't beat his high score from 2009) | |
| #270 at ~1:25:16 Piano Tiles (mobile game) / 1:28:31~1:34:15 Gus beats Gavin's score live on the podcast (Piano Tiles), Gus does a victory lap around the set [1:45:40 Nyan Gus] (also mentioning Flappy Bird and Doodle Jump) | |
| #270 at 1:34:15~1:35:00 Whenever Burnie tells Gus about a game he's playing Gus goes and plays the game until he gets better than Burnie and only then he tells Burnie that he plays the game (when Burnie recommends to Gus/when Burnie wants to play a game with Gus) (+Fog Of The World) | |
| #310 at 38:52 | |
| #302 at 1:24:35 One More Line (Burnie was tweeted- if Burnie beat 115 he would get a free flight to Australia to get a high five, free trip to) | |
| ~39:33~41:50 Directors/producers/etc. petition supporting Roman Polanski, calling for his release (+Burnie's wife reaction to this and to David Letterman's scandal, +45:06-46:12) | |
| more Roman Polanski in #31 at 40:50~42:20 | |
| 50:33-51:21 90's AT&T Commercials "You Will", commercial predicting future technology | |
| #160 at 3:09-3:44 | |
| 53:52-54:35 Gavin: What's the most photographed thing on Earth? (most pictures, most photos) (Paris Hilton/the sky/electrons) | |
| #256 at 1:09:23 Gavin says he's the most photographed person (slow mo camera) | |
| 56:00 Headlight fluid (Gavin flub) | |
| #76 at 49:08-50:05 talking about it | |
| #153 at 3:37-5:50 The headlight fluid follows Gavin around / reminiscing on that podcast moment | |
| #252 at 1:38:42 people keep sending them a blinker fluid photo (car with water in the blinker, meme) | |
| 59:39-1:03:50 Woman with the most descendants died (most living descendants), Gavin: The most successful woman on the planet (Jerusalem/Jewish) | |
| 1:15:00~1:18:00 Social experiment with actors, a guy refusing to sell food to a woman wearing Muslim garb (Muslim head scarf, traditional middle eastern clothes, racism) | |
| 1:19:51~1:21:39 Geoff got hit on by a guy from Waco that offered him 1,000$ to have sex with him and his friend. (a gay guy hit on Geoff, asked Geoff/offered Geoff a thousand dollars for gay sex, gay waiter) | |
| 1:22:21 A few days before 9/11 there was a scandal involving the congressman Gary Condit that had an affair with his secretary/his aide and she went missing and was later found dead and people stopped talking about it after 9/11 happened. (+a plane crash a month after 9/11 in Queens - also in #51 at 1:25:57-1:26:52) | |
| RTP ##31 | |
| 16:53 Joel's speeding tickets, traffic tickets, needs to do an online traffic course, Joel's driving/Joel's ticket (another one in #79 at 24:40) | |
| #92 at 28:38-31:40, Burnie got a speeding ticket in his new truck, driving in a school zone/schoolzone, speed trap, an ambulance and a firetruck passed them | |
| #140 at 58:23-59:10 | |
| #475 at ~22:55 Something similar almost happened to him again, a police car drove out from someone's lawn (somebody's front lawn, a cop car drove) | |
| #143 at 1:21:26-1:25:46 Joel crashed the truck (which truck?/there was no truck, Burnie's truck), a stoned guy crashed into him | |
| 25:55-26:48 One-legged girl at Comic Con (girl with one leg, machine gun on her leg) | |
| ~28:40-29:24 In the army Geoff shoved a female reporter aside during a training accident, white phosphorous (Geoff pushed..) | |
| #116 at 1:01:29-1:02:33 + also cont. until 1:03:52 in the conversation about her husband | |
| #220 at 4:49~5:50 | |
| ~38:03~39:40 Gus and Elizabeth Filarski/Elizabeth Hasselbeck (Gus stalking, Gus stalked) | |
| 49:45 Extra Life Outro | |
| RTP ##32 | |
| 4:30-4:58 Digg thread about the RIAA, "You stole my link"/"You took my link"/another user stole his link | |
| 4:59-6:14 Burnie found all of the RvB images that Luke drew on another user's profile and asked if they could put them on the front page and then asked if he drew them, "did you draw them?" "no I didn't make them but I deserve credit for finding them" (Luke's images, RvB characters, wanted to get credit for finding them) (images on the rt site, RvB pictures/RvB photos/RvB drawings, original artist) (also in #110 at 1:04:32-1:06:03) | |
| 10:16-10:49 A fan took pictures of Geoff and Gus at a bar (nerdy paparazzi, taking pictures behind a plant) | |
| 46:31 Bodybuilder, arm wrestling champion of Germany, arm wrestler, armwrestler, German man with one arm larger than the other, one arm bigger than the other | |
| #110 at 1:00:32~1:01:43 | |
| 52:43-54:47 Joel's technological problems | |
| (more in the RTAA document) | |
| #49 at 4:29-5:42 Breaking PCs / Joel couldn't find a folder (needed to scroll up) | |
| #74 at 1:02:04-1:02:52 Joel asked Gus to upload some footage for him and Gus said he would do it remotely if Joel would go plug in the harddrive himself and then Gus got nervouse but Joel came through | |
| 56:30-57:05 Burnie pranked Matt - he put catnip in his hoodie and Joe The Cat didn't leave him alone (Burnie pranked Matt) (also #133 at 49:45-1:00:13, not only to Matt) (+more about Joe The Cat, Burnie wants to find Joe The Cat a home, a home for Joe The Cat. cont. in #36 at 1:11~4:30, also about Joel stringing Burnie along about taking Joe The Cat, Krista/Christa from Pajamachievements took Joe The Cat) (then she moved in with Joel, #152 at 9:33) | |
| #192 at 1:07:54, wanting to find him a home | |
| 1:05:15-1:05:30 Burnie pranked Geoff, Burnie put beeping devices in Geoff's house (ringing devices, chirping), during the 10,000 gamerscore bet | |
| #216 at 29:23-30:02 | |
| #62 at 30:51-31:22 Gus put stickers on Geoff's stuff in Geoff's house, behind paintings | |
| 1:16:05-1:16:35 Burnie unintentionally scares his wife multiple times a day, she says Burnie sneaks up on her (Burnie scares) | |
| #351 at 1:14:43~1:16:00 Brandon convinced Paula to play P.T. to get to a specific scary moment, Brandon likes to scare his wife/Brandon scares his wife Paula by jumping from corners ("Boogie Boogie Boogie") | |
| #385 Post Show at 30:07 Is it more startling to be woken up by voice or by touch? (if your SO wakes you up by..) | |
| 1:16:53~1:17:55 Group of puppeteers were in Geoff and Griffon's house, creating puppets (lived in Geoff's house) | |
| 1:19:34-1:20:19 Burnie worked through New Year's eve, his wife came to tell him "it's after midnight" and he didn't understand why it mattered. | |
| 1:21:24~1:24:30 Adding stuff to the first season RvB DVDs after they were already done and ready for shipment (deleted scenes/easter eggs/etc., first DVDs, +more about their DVDs) | |
| 1:24:21-1:25:09 You figure out what people like by what's selling the most (if you like a series buy the DVDs to support it, if people buy the DVDs it means they want more of that show) | |
| RTP ##33 | |
| 8:23-9:02/9:41~10:10 Steaks salesman on the street (scam), meat salesman, "my boss says I need to get rid of this meat", discount steaks, beef, freezer filled with steaks (his boss fucked up) | |
| #396 at 1:34:08 Discount speakers/selling speakers/stolen speakers (a guy came up to Gus at an ATM), a guy approached Gavin trying to sell him a watch that people get when they buy a Mercedes | |
| #521 at 57:46 A guy rolled down his window and asked Gus if he wanted to buy a stereo | |
| #570 at 1:07:23 The white van scam (people trying to sell you stuff from a van) | |
| #143 at ~1:12:49-1:15:53 Gus vs. Charities (Gus hates giving donations, in stores checkouts, people on the street, people asking for donations, charity) | |
| #345 at 37:13-39:27 Pan handlers on the streets (panhandlers, people selling fake stuff, handing you free stuff only to ask you to donate to them, selling roses/selling flowers at high prices, people trying to sell you stuff/people that try to sell you stuff) [includes: Gus was told "you look like a guy who enjoys rap music, wanna buy a cd?", people giving you stuff on the street] | |
| #485 at 1:23:25 (includes: people that give you flowers and then ask for money, polite mugging, New Orleans, people that shame you on the street for not stopping to donate to their cause) | |
| #521 at 57:16 People on the street stopping you for money/donations/petitions | |
| #570 at ~1:04:39 Scammers/thieves, a car stops and the people ask for directions and then give the person helping a necklace as a thank you gift while taking the necklace the person is already wearing | |
| 13:04-13:24 (brief) Valhala cough | |
| 23:50 Most freaky thing that happened to Gus - in the middle of the night Gus heard a bell and he woke up and saw his old timey alarm clock ring slowly (the hammer moved slowly between the two bells) | |
| 24:30-24:59 Geoff forgot that he was the one that put toilet paper on Gus' door and wrote "we're watching you poop" (it wasn't a ghost) | |
| 43:29-43:59 When Gus was in Puerto Rico the power went out and he had to throw all the meat from the refrigerator, he put it in the garbage can and it was 6 days until garbage day and it stank the place and the neighbors complained. (meat went bad, spoiled meat, power outage) | |
| #346 at 1:07:18 Geoff put an entire cow/whole cow in his freezer/fridge (cow meat), pieces of a cow, someone unplugged the freezer and it thawed and rotted (rotten/rotting, spoiled meat), Geoff tipped the freezer in the back yard to let all the blood spilled out (frozen cow, frozen steaks, refrigerator) | |
| #44 at 58:39-59:15 (brief mention) They had to create a filter for the voices in RvB to match Gus' voice on the phone from Puerto Rico / Latin hold music | |
| #240 at 27:46 | |
| #245 at 1:16:35~1:18:15 Gus stepped on a sea urchin and fell on jagged rocks and bruised his arm, Gus crawled out of the sea, and then a mongoose showed up (in a beach in Puerto Rico, Gus fell, Gus' arm) | |
| #459 at 53:37 Gus lived in Puerto Rico | |
| #527 Post Show at 4:09 Gus went camping in a rainforest with his friends in Puerto Rico, and the park rangers left at 17:00 and locked them in (after telling them, Gus camped, national park) | |
| The Most #5 ("Ghost Tourists" https://roosterteeth.com/watch/rooster-teeth-streams-2020-most-05) at 43:11 (same^) Gus got lost with his friends in a rainforest in Puerto Rico and was "rescued" when Gus ran into a couple | |
| 44:46~45:32 DateMySister (a man sent his sister on dates, installed hidden cameras in his apartment, The Date My Sister Project, made her write fake articles that she thought were published on the web, The Spark) | |
| 46:57~47:30 Geoff and Gus are looking for a discontinued t-shirt from The Spark ("The Internet: I Can't Believe It's Not Better") | |
| [Dreams/nightmares:] | |
| #33 at 42:15-43:29 Griffon's dream (dehydrated horse, rotting meat, rotted meat) | |
| #113 at 8:30~11:47/25:48-26:56 Geoff is mad at Burnie, Geoff was mad at Burnie in a dream, Geoff had a dream in which he was mad at Burnie (in Geoff's dream, angry at Burnie, in his dream, woke up mad at Burnie, doing bad stuff in the dreams of others, cheating in dreams, sex dreams, dreaming about cheating) | |
| #199 at 1:18:41 When you hear an alarm in your sleep and your brain incorporates it into your dreams, the brain is an amazing storyteller, the brain is its own captive audience [science] | |
| #284 at 35:38-36:45/37:51~38:57 Gavin falls for his own brain's traps in his dreams (Gavin's brain comes up with traps), Gavin had a dream that Dan got crushed by a helicopter and he filmed it but couldn't find the footage (Gavin's dream) | |
| #369 at 31:41 Gavin's brain annoys Gavin with dream problems (Gavin's dream about fixing a lens, dreaming of a specific shaped clip) | |
| #203 at 38:35 Gus used to have premonition dreams, he knew what was going to happen in real life (baseball cards), Gus' dreams predicting the future when he was younger (psychic/clairvoyant, predicted the future, Gus dreamed) | |
| #268 at ~1:10:35-1:12:3 (includes: if someone fell asleep in front of Gus he knew what they were dreaming about) | |
| also explained on Chump Ep. 1 Post Show https://roosterteeth.com/watch/chump-post-show-season-1-1 | |
| #203 at 39:59-40:37 Gavin's dream helped him find his wallet that had a card with a poem that he's been looking for for 6 months (Gavin dreamed about the location of the wallet, find a card, Gavin was looking for) | |
| #232 at 1:24:05-1:26:15/1:30:14-1:31:35 Gavin's dream-series about Courteney Cox, 1:25:35 Burnie: "Here's how my dreams work: Hey I met Michelle Obama, what a slut!" (1:31:35 Burnie's retraction) | |
| #248 at 1:09:00-1:09:54 Gavin is annoyed that he's not the main character in his dreams (Gavin's dreams, Gavin dreams) | |
| #249 at 8:00-8:40 Barbara's dream about Meg who wanted to build a statue for Satan at the office (Barbara dreamed the Meg..) | |
| #249 at 8:41-10:40 Gavin dreamed that he was sleeping hand having a wet dream but then he woke up in his dream in it was actually blood, they try to decipher which Gavin dreamed what (Gavin's dream, original Gavin, Gavin 1) | |
| #268 at 7:56-9:12 Gus' nightmare about moving offices, nightmare about a fire in the house/fire at the office/fire in the building (Gus' dream) | |
| #268 at 1:10:12~1:11:00 Gus dreamed that Barbara got fired (Gus' dream) | |
| #273 at 25:05 Burnie dreamed that he wasn't allowed to get a NeoPet (like Tamagotchi, Burnie's dream) | |
| #284 at 36:45 Kerry and Miles talk about their dreams, Kerry's dreams/Miles' dreams, Kerry dreams about his day to day life, Miles dreamed he was playing GTA with Arryn | |
| #284 at ~39:08-39:51 Young Miles dreamed he was on a train and realized it could be a dream so he asked for everybody to clap | |
| #284 at 39:52-41:11 Young Miles' weird nightmares about getting separated from his family (Miles' dream/Miles' nightmare, Elmo/Grover) | |
| #297 at 1:33:11 Jon's nightmare/Jon's dream about the alligator from Peter Pan | |
| #299 at 1:14:14-1:14:45 Barbara had a dream that she thought was real for a week (Barbara's dream that she was enrolled in a class she didn't know about) | |
| #318 at ~1:08:06 Gavin's nightmare continued after a week right where it left off (Gavin's dream continued) | |
| #320 at 55:25 Gus' dreams/Gus' nightmares (sort of) where Gus is in plane crashes/on a plane that's crashing, the Korean couple from lost was on one of the flights | |
| #320 at 57:53 Chris' dream that Jon booked Al Pacino for On The Spot | |
| #357 at 15:25 Gus dreams about his teeth shattering (Gus' nightmare, Gus' dream, falling teeth, shattering teeth, feeling the nerves and seeing the blood) | |
| #357 at 16:42 Gavin's recurring dream about "where small stuff is massive" (small things are big, Gavin's dream that he is shrinking/that he is very small) | |
| #368 at 20:52~21:08 (RTAA) Gus' dream about Burnie trying to kill the cleaning lady from the office (shooting with his finger-gun) | |
| #373 Post Show at 6:47 Blaine went on a date with someone and the next night dreamed about having sex with her and that she has an alien vagina, Blaine told her about the dream and she didn't talk to him anymore (Blaine's dream/Blaine's date) | |
| #385 Post Show at 28:34-30:07 Burnie was in the middle of a dream in the morning when Ashley decided to wake Burnie up in a "cheeky way" (labia? blowjob?) and it made his dream weird (Burnie was having a conversation with someone he works with, not from RT, made the conversation awkward) (Ashley waking up Burnie/Ashley woke Burnie up) (Burnie's dream) | |
| #394 at 32:43-33:47 Gavin's cat put its paw in Gavin's mouth while Gavin was sleeping and Gavin dreamed that he was kissing Meg / [1:31:46] 1:33:14-1:33:49 a fan made a drawing of that | |
| #453 at ~41:03 Blaine dreamed that he pooped his pants and woke up anxious, ghost turd / it happens to Chris on planes | |
| #475 at 5:44 Gavin's dream that Ed Sheeran got stabbed in the throat and he couldn't sing anymore so scientists sampled his voice from all his recordings and that's how his next album was made (synthesizer) | |
| #503 at 49:02 Burnie's dream about Liam Neeson/Taken | |
| #516 at 46:41 Burnie is 45 but still dreams about school (Burnie's dream, has the same dream about college) | |
| #524 at 1:25:27 Chris dreamed that he owned a cat (Chris dreamed about a cat and was disappointed when he woke up and realized it wasn't real, Chris woke up thinking he had a pet) | |
| #539 at 34:19 Gavin's dream idea about a product that generates energy for skyscrapers (from the wind/updrafts, Gavin's idea) | |
| #539 at 38:51 Gus dreamed that he was tucking his dogs to bed and suddenly realized they were 2 Benjamins and he had to figure out which one was fake (Gus' dream, Gus' dogs toys/dog toys names, Gus says that his dog likes to learn the toys names) | |
| #548 Post Show at 2:04 Chris' dream about combining a jetpack and gliding wings and flying with his sister from a beach resort to a zoo and seeing 2 armies battling | |
| #549 at 1:43 Blaine was sleepwalking thinking he dropped his Jango Fett action figure into the carpet next to his toilet (Blaine's dream) | |
| #549 at ~3:40-3:57 (brief) Chris' dreams about earwax dripping out of his ear nonstop in class | |
| #550 at 31:25~32:30 Gus had a dream that continued after he woke up and went back to sleep and had other dreams (Gus' dream, someone tried to break in to the office, Gus told Ryan about the break in) | |
| #565 at 19:36 (RTAA, 20:40 on YT) Gavin's dream about needing to shit (and Gus also needed to shit so he sped up to get to the bathroom first) | |
| #565 at 45:11 Gus dreamed about something he read that day about the Judge Judy show (Gus' dream about filming a Judge Judy episode, you have to be a SAG member to be in the courtroom, Gus texted Eric to help him make an audition tape for it) | |
| #567 around the last 2 minutes | |
| #569 at 4:22 Gus' audition tape (isn't ready yet) | |
| The tape: https://twitter.com/RoosterTeeth/status/1235310751872692231 (backup https://streamable.com/ouz1b / https://imgur.com/vcUeSb0) | |
| #578 at 37:58 (on YT) (RTAA from 36:32 on YT) Gus had a nightmare that Eric gave him a cheeseburger (Gus' nightmare/Gus' dream) | |
| (Stuck At Home #1 at 1:09:48 Happened again, brief) | |
| #578 (after 37:58 on YT, RTAA) Chris had a nightmare that he was at a party with bad people that started stabbing others with heroin needles (Chris' nightmare) | |
| #581 at 13:06 Barbara dreamed that Trevor was cheating on her with an older woman (a cougar), Drew solved a scheduling problem in his dream | |
| #593 at 10:51 (RTAA) Gus' dream about being stuck in traffic and driving from the hood of his car and vendors coming by offering to trim people's nails and doing a bad job | |
| #595 at 44:02 Gavin dreamed/Gavin's dream about Coronavirus, Gavin was at a restaurant with his friend who started caughing and Gavin wanted to leave but the friend said "don't worry, this dream is before COVID") | |
| #595 at 54:15 Elyse dreamed about her and Barbara shopping in a mall together, all of Elyse's dreams end with her taking a math exam/math test that she didn't prepare for | |
| #624 at 2:26 Gus dreamed that Bernie Sanders rallies have the best French fries | |
| #625 at 28:02 Chris dreamed that he won a trip to anywhere in the world (but didn't dream that he flew there, Chris says that the feeling of winning something is better than actually going there/dreaming about winning, being excited about something) | |
| --- | |
| Stress Dreams/anxiety dreams: | |
| #114 at 5:52-6:27 Gus stress dreamed about RTX (RTX dream, Gus dreamed, Gus' dream) | |
| #198 at 1:03:25-1:04:25 Miles' dream, Miles had a stress dream about the podcast where everybody was silent and looked at him (so in real life they all look at him silently and Miles starts doing a musical jig), Gus still has stress dreams about the podcast, Barbara has stress dreams about RTX (also Gus) | |
| #210 at 53:14-54:50 Gavin has stress dreams because of his bed/mattress situation (Gavin has to stay balanced on the mattress because he didn't get the slats yet, Gavin's dream, sleep directly on the middle) | |
| #230 at 31:20 Gus stress dreams about flights/airports (not knowing the flight details), their stress dreams about school/college/exams | |
| #299 at 1:12:35~1:14:50 Kerry stress dreams from his anxiety medication (Kerry's dreams, had to explain to Matt why he shouldn't fire him), more on dreams about school/exams | |
| #403 at 42:15~43:10 Gus had a stress dream about the podcast, Gus woke up mad, Gus was mad at the control room because they started counting down from 10 without any warning and Gavin was playing a game on Xbox so he wouldn't go to the podcast (Gus' dream) | |
| #459 at 12:38 Stress dreams (Gus/Blaine/Chris/Jon) (includes: forgetting about a test/a final, school/college / not being able to perform / could cavemen dream about tests? can you dream about something you don't know about?) | |
| #476 Post Show at 21:58~22:48 Gus stress dreams about getting stuck in tight spaces / they talk about going through tight caves and small holes between rocks underwater (while diving) and the anxiety of thinking about it | |
| #516 at 46:15 Stress dreams about RTX | |
| #524 at 1:26:08 Jon had a stress dream but realized that it was a dream in the middle of it so he stopped stressing. | |
| #550 Post Show at 7:15 They react differently to having a stress dream/nightmare and waking up (relief/dread) (Burnie's dream/Burnie's stress dream, Burnie's recurring dream that the same as Meg's where he either murdered somebody or created something that accidentally killed people) | |
| #581 at 9:43 Gus' stress dream about the podcast, peeing before the podcast, his chair faces the wrong direction and the lights are off | |
| #581 at 11:33 Mariel's stress dreams about being late to an AH shoot (her mom asked her to take her to HEB / had to ride a bike to work / Mariel dreamed that her girlfriend was cheating on her with Richard Linklater) | |
| #593 at 9:12 (RTAA) Gus had a stress dream about not wearing a mask going to get groceries (Gus' nightmare), Andrew had a stress dream where he's trying to hold his breath while going through a crowd and one where he was in a grocery store filled with snakes | |
| #606 at 58:38 Gavin had a stress dream about the podcast | |
| #618 (between 49:21~54:00) Eric, conversation about stress dreams / 55:09 [RTAA] Gus stress dreamed about not preparing a wedding ceremony (Gus didn't write the text, while he was driving with Chris to the wedding and then the car broke down and they had to run to the wedding, Chris brought a giant pot of stew/Russian wedding stew with moldy bread) | |
| #652 at 1:02:18 Gus was on a plane with a crying baby and then Gus fell asleep and dreamt he was holding a crying baby | |
| --- | |
| Lucid Dreams: | |
| #184 at 25:30-26:35 Gavin's dreams/Gavin's lucid dreams (RTAA) | |
| #215 at 36:11 | |
| #258 at 13:58 (RTAA) | |
| #365 at 47:54-49:00 when Gavin sleeps on planes he wears an eyemask and when he dreams he checks if he can still see in his dream while touching his eyes in real life (checks if his eyes are closed) | |
| #284 at 41:21 Young Gus' nightmare that he was being chased that turned into a lucid dream that he controlled so that the walls came down/walls fells down (Gus' dream, Gus' lucid dream) | |
| #365 at ~49:00 | |
| #524 at 1:26:30 | |
| #365 at 49:27 Miles' nightmare that was a lucid dream (Miles was being chased on a train, he begged the passengers to make as much noise as possible so he would wake up, Miles' dream) | |
| #516 at 43:39 (RTAA) Gavin discovered that you can't take a selfie in your dreams (Gavin's dream about Kevin Hart) | |
| #524 at 1:27:07 Jon's nightmare about a clown that stabbed him that he changed to a lucid dream (Jon's recurring dream, Jon's dream) | |
| --- | |
| Onnit's Alpha Brain: | |
| #180 at 27:17-28:46/29:00-30:07 Onnit's Alpha Brain effects, Gus and Gavin are dreaming non-stop (Gus' dream, Gus dreams, Gavin dreamed about Bear Grylls giving him a lecture about how to build a bed, Gavin's dreams, bear grills), waking up in the morning | |
| #184 at 22:18-24:25 Jack's dreams on Alpha Brain (everyone was silver/Jack fell asleep in his dream) / Waking up inside a dream | |
| #187 at Jack's dream about cleaning up blood | |
| #224 at 1:54:42 Monty on Onnit/Alpha Brain (not sure if he woke up, is this a dream or reality) | |
| #242 at 1:03:36 Gus' dream about being in a car chase in GTA | |
| --- | |
| Boring Dreams: | |
| #248 at 1:08:35-1:09:00 Gus' mundane dream/Gus' boring dream/Gus' dream about him laying in bed with his eyes closed waiting for the alarm to go off | |
| #372 at 48:31/49:41 Burnie's boring dream/2 hours dream about setting a dashcam in his car (Burnie's dream) | |
| #372 at 49:56 Barbara never has exciting dreams (dreamed about a bumper accident from real life, dealing with insurance) (Barbara's dreams) | |
| #258 at 15:13-15:20 Barbara is always observing situations in her dreams, never involved in them | |
| #297 at 1:34:19-1:34:56 mostly has boring dreams but there was a dream about a giant pigeon attacking her elementary school (Barbara's dream) | |
| #518 at 1:30:50 Gavin and Burnie have boring dreams (Gavin's boring dreams, Burnie's boring dreams, Gavin dreams about what's in his room in front of his face, Gavin's nightstand, looking at his nightstand/dresser, organizing the kitchen drawers, Gavin's dreams are boring) | |
| F**kface #21 ("Early for Being Late...") (around 47:30/~51:45) Gavin's boring dreams about looking at his nightstand as if he's awake (Gavin dreamt that there are other stuff on it, also something about demons and a second set of eyelids), it's location based: when Gavin is on a plane he will dream about the seat in front of him | |
| RTP ##34 | |
| 1:55-2:54 Schmoe, schmoing, fetish about muscular women [fetishes/kinks] | |
| #171 at 13:06 Dirty socks fetish / 14:27 balloons fetish | |
| #269 at 1:09:18-1:11:00 A site about a fetish of women with problems with their cars/women with car problems (their cars have broken down on the side of the road, broke down) | |
| #327 at 1:29:10 The kink/fetish of being vacuum sealed under a latex sheet (vaccuum, shrink wrapped) | |
| #343 at 26:08 Gus shows Gavin | |
| #368 at 33:49~35:25 (includes- 34:08 Gavin: "I like being compressed and wrapped" [quote], Gavin likes to be covered tight) | |
| #387 Post Show at 26:05/28:42 | |
| #485 Post Show at 15:45 | |
| #358 at 5:18 inflation fetish (inflating yourself with air, inflated body suit) | |
| #381 Post Show at ~6:00 Sally explains fetishes | |
| #432 at 1:24:41 A guy's fetish of a getting a dental exam on his feet (pretending he has teeth on his feet) | |
| #454 at ~58:30 Women stepping/stomping on balls/genitals with high heels | |
| #474 Post Show at 0:17 Theodora the financial dominatrix (her clients derive sexual pleasure from giving her money, mining Bitcoins/cryptocurrency for her) | |
| #496 Post Show (some time after 11:00) foot fetish | |
| #517 Post Show (after conversation about new emojis) Wikifeet, fetishes, foot fetish, armpit fetish, nose fetish | |
| #526 at 15:03 Wikifeet, foot fetish / 16:03 Gavin: Do you think feet are private? (are feet private?) | |
| #569 at 1:22:00 Geoff has the opposite of a foot fetish (doesn't want to see feet) / Gus' old coworker who turned to him to get reassurance that it's ok to like women's feet | |
| #574 at ~1:21:35/1:21:57/1:24:25 (includes: Blaine's score on WikiFeet, James' page) | |
| #582 at 1:02:16 (Gloves fetish) A guy offers drunk men rides in his car and makes them wear different gloves so he could get off on that | |
| #582 at 1:03:47 A guy at a convention told Barbara and Lindsay that his fetish was witnessing balloons being inflated and popped and asked them to do that in front of him | |
| 4:45~7:00 Kidnapped girl, Geraldo Rivera, "you can't let your kids wander around by themselves", "you have to treat your kids like you would treat your precious poodle" (pure bred dog | |
| 25:06-26:37 Gus and Geoff went to see a film with their friend Kent who is a big guy/big dude, a family with 3 boys that wouldn't shut up, Kent lent over and stuck his head between them and said 'you know how y'all are talking, that's totally awesome keep it up!", "The yeti that shooshed them" | |
| 27:22-27:58 Kent took Gus and Geoff to a restaurant that just had a drive-by shooting in the parking lot, they had to go under the crime scene tape/police tape (drive by shooting) | |
| ~1:02:20-1:03:16 It's better to be busy at your job than to be bored/to have nothing to do/staring at the wall (time goes by much faster) | |
| 1:09:09-1:09:48 Gus' neighbor in his old apartment building was a drug dealer and Gus could listen in to his phone calls because the lines were crossed (phone lines, Gus would listen/Gus listened in to drug deals, Gus' phone would ring) | |
| #548 at 24:56 | |
| 1:09:55-1:11:23 One of Burnie's neighbors picked up the cordless phone that Burnie forgot in the laundry room, and Burnie tried to figure out who it was by seeing the red light come on when he used the phone but he never found the person. (for keywords: took Burnie's phone/stole Burnie's) | |
| 1:13:11~1:16:50 Depicting that news anchors will be computer-generated in the future (due to 8k resolutions being too clear to look at people up close) (cgi tv anchors/cgi actors, computer generated studio, holograms) | |
| ~1:21:51 Argument about the Very Easy Mode in Lego Rock Band (not easy enough for young kids) (are Lego games for children or for adults?) | |
| RTP ##35 | |
| ~14:52-16:20 Oregon Trail, "enjoy our bland food and ugly women", Oregon is "a bring your own girlfriend" state | |
| 16:22~19:20 Joel the financial wizard, finances/economics, Burnie is good at predicting when stocks are about to drop an Joel is good at the opposite + picking 401k plans based on the names/cover pages/etc. | |
| (~18:05-18:15 Laughing at the idea of future employees at RT) | |
| 37:45 Sammy Sosa | |
| 44:32 Lawrence Taylor, Joe Theismann, horrific football injury, football player got injured, leg injury, broken leg + other sports injuries, sports accidents (weightlifting, skateboarding) | |
| 54:02-56:09 Talking about people they knew/kids they knew: died after diving into the water/diving accidents/arsonists/burned down the bar/burned down the school/went to jail for murder | |
| 59:31-1:00:38 Geoff used to huff gas/Geoff huffed, was assigned to empty out the gas from all of the lawnmowers, siphoning the gas out of the lawnmowers, Geoff passed out and was rushed to the hospital | |
| (mentioned on #520 after 4:15, below) | |
| #62 at 20:00-21:01 Huffing paint, huffing gas, huffing lighting fluid | |
| #162 at 37:55-38:28 Gus and his friend were huffing helium to make the funny voices | |
| #602 1:18:53 Gus almost passed out because of that (didn't take real breaths between helium huffs) | |
| #520 ~4:00 (RTAA) Huffing stuff | |
| 1:01:21~1:02:56 Geoff pantsed a kid in front of the teacher and his dick fell out on her table / Geoff threatened his teacher that he would blow her house with a pipe bomb / blow her car up | |
| 1:07:43 Mugshots / 1:08:55-1:09:43 Gus got a mugshot of a friend they knew | |
| #233 at 32:52-34:35 | |
| #493 Post Show ~7:00 | |
| 1:13:31-1:16:12 A website about an alternate reality where The Beatles never broke up, thebeatlesneverbrokeup.com, Beatles songs created by a fan, "new recordings from The Beatles" | |
| ~1:17:13-1:18:42 Experiencing The Blair Witch Project before it came out as a movie | |
| (~1:19:00~1:24:00 Leakers of screenshots from projects/leakers of pirated movies, leaked) | |
| [hurting themselves/hurt himself/hurt themselves:] | |
| (more in the paintball list) | |
| #35 at 51:42-53:57 Burnie broke his leg jumping into a lake (drainage pipe, jumped into the water, dove into, drainpipe, drain pipe) | |
| #85 after 17:51 (mentioned briefly) | |
| #113 at 1:01:10-1:02:31 (+Burnie's girlfriend, brief relationship) | |
| #254 at 16:10~17:45 | |
| #282 at 39:14-40:47 | |
| #286 at 1:32:01~1:33:00 | |
| #42 at 1:03~5:56 "Burnie Eats It" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhHICfdrfvM, Burnie falls off the Tony Hawk board (Burnie fell off the skateboard) / Burnie's brother broke his hand skateboarding in his room / Geoff never broke anything in his body | |
| #282 at 36:28 also Burnie/skateboard | |
| #368 at 17:18 also Burnie's brother | |
| #386 at 53:58 Burnie fell off his Segway | |
| #186 at (Part 1) 13:32-(Part 2) 0:20 Gavin never had a bruise (Gavin doesn't bruise), Gavin climbed on his chair, Gavin wanted to climb on Geoff's shoulder and he fell on the arm of the chair, Gavin fell on his shoulder | |
| #198 at 1:34:56-1:36:03 Barbara fell down the stairs when she was toddler, her father forgot to put the gate up (also in AO #10) | |
| #322 at 31:57 Barbara fell down the stairs while leaving a bar | |
| #322 at 30:13 Gus fell down the steps after going to get a haircut/Gus didn't realize there was another step so Gus tripped/Gus twisted his ankle and then fell again (Gus went down the stairs while texting, Gus noticed that nobody saw him fall but the he fell a second time) | |
| #326 at 2:52/Post Show at 0:26 Gus has a boot on his leg/an orthopedic boot, Gus hurt his leg/Gus' leg hurts/Gus fractured his leg | |
| #327 at ~33:40 | |
| #322 at 31:26/34:49 Gavin fell up the stairs in his house (Gavin tripped going up the stairs/tripped up, Gavin plays the audio from his security camera) | |
| #623 at 10:06 Barbara was running up the stairs while holding her boobs because she wasn't wearing a bra, Barbara tripped/Barbara fell up the stairs and hurt her shin and chin (carpeted stairs) (+Gavin's idea for a hoodie with breasts straps to pull when you need to hold the breasts in place | |
| #344 Post Show 3:38 Burnie fell down the stairs after the cleaning lady waxed the stairs | |
| #349 at 48:42/49:52 happened more times (wearing socks) | |
| #623 at 17:11 Gus fell up the stairs in middle school / Jessica fell down the stairs in college | |
| #199 at 1:34:15-1:35:23 Barbara predicts Gus' shingles, Gus had chickenpox twice, once as an infant and once at first grade in his ass crack | |
| #203 until 6:05 Gus has shingles, the podcast crew has medical masks/body suits/surgical gloves, 3:38-4:20 Kerry asks Gavin how much will it cost for him to lick Gus' shingles / 24:50-29:50 Gavin/Jack tennis match for licking the shingles / 1:08:21-1:09:35, 1:09:24 Gus says his dick is clean, 1:10:18-1:10:41 testicle shingles, 1:11:17-1:11:34 Barbara: So when you get genital herpes is it only on one side then? Gus: Why are you asking me?, (the graphic) "Gus Sorola: Dick Is Clear" (gus' dick is clean) [#334 at ~1:04:20 graphic of "GUS SUCKS"] | |
| #204 (start) briefly about the tennis match + 3:22-4:22 shingles update, mentioning Barbara's predicyion | |
| RT Life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNZwxeo3W90 | |
| #205 at 1:24/4:07, 9:00-9:50 Gavin licks Gus' leg | |
| #230 at 7:55~10:00/12:45 Jack's possible blood clot/bloodclot, Jack's rash on his leg, Jack thought he had deep vein thrombosis (after Jack's flight, Jack's leg, Jack got), Jack has to keep his leg up | |
| #231 at 32:57~38:30 Actually has cellulites | |
| #525 at 13:16 Jack's ankle/legs (Jack's legs are fucked up) | |
| #452 at 48:00 Gus' elbow got inflamed (Gus hurt his elbow/filled with liquid, Gus' doctor asked him what games he was playing, told him he watches anime) | |
| #202 at 1:46:12-1:47:43 Michael got hit in the head with a piece of PVC pipe, Michael's brother accidentally threw it at him during a javelin throw with his friend (RTAA) (hit Michael, improvised lawn dart) | |
| #204 at 48:50-49:36 Chris broke his foot while getting porn (porn magazines, a box of Playboys, a box of porn) | |
| #255 at ~57:38 Jack cut his finger while cleaning a knife (paring knife) (cut himself/cut themselves) | |
| #359 at 24:28~28:15 Burnie cut his finger with a knife after making a sandwich for his kid (Burnie was cleaning the knife with his fingers, new knife), Burnie hurt his finger, Burnie has a splint on his finger (Burnie's finger) (Burnie's kid didn't finish the sandwich) | |
| #360 at 16:44 shows the audience, stitches | |
| (more from #255:) | |
| -- (after 57:38) Gavin closed a leatherman knife on his finger | |
| -- 58:59 Barbara cut her finger while cutting apples for an apple pie | |
| -- 59:19 Young Gus stabbed his hand while trying to open a carton of milk (Gus cut himself..) | |
| -- 1:00:08 Gavin stapled his hand, Gavin leaned on a stapler (also on #602 at 5:05) | |
| #577 at 1:13:02 Gus almost cut his finger off with a knife while cutting Brussels sprouts | |
| #602 at 1:02 Gus washed a knife and it slipped into his palm | |
| #602 at 4:03 At school Chad stabbed himself on a pencil while trying to catch it | |
| #274 at 9:16~10:20 Burnie hit his head on a mounted TV in a hotel room (Burnie bumped his head/Burnie kept hitting his head) | |
| #428 at 51:36 | |
| #332 at 48:55 Colton hurt his finger, Colton can't close his finger all the way, 51:32-52:45 Colton tries to make Andy pass out from talking about his finger injury | |
| #332 at 53:12~58:30 Andy passed out from seeing a video of a girl jumping on a trampoline and breaking her leg (passing out from seeing gross stuff), Andy passed out in health class, Andy can't see someone with a cast/armsling, Andy passed out on a urinal and had to get stitches | |
| #335 at 3:57 Gavin broke his toe by kicking Meg's suitcase (Gavin kicked) | |
| #338 at 9:44 (+Post Show at ~15:50) Brandon hurt his arm/wrist, Brandon has a wristbrace (armsling/cast, how does Brandon masturbate now?) (Brandon fractured/Brandon broke) | |
| #339 at ~4:40/11:58/~13:35 Geoff goes to acupuncture because of his back (Geoff hurt his back years ago, Geoff's vertebra/Geoff's spine/Geoff's back, Geoff fell, rail/ramp/skateboading/halfpipe/skate park) | |
| #339 at 9:24 Burnie got hit in the head with a steel poll that fell on him because of Geoff (fell on Burnie's head, Geoff almost killed Burnie, hit Burnie) | |
| #343 at ~1:09:47 Burnie injured himself at a production/Burnie hurt himself/Burnie fell | |
| #351 at 25:44-26:58 Barbara sprained her finger/Barbara broke her finger trying to grab her phone that was slipping from a shelf | |
| #539 Post Show at ~1:30 | |
| #364 at 36:46-38:00 Burnie fell on his treadmill (Burnie stumbled, Burnie scraped his knee, Burnie's knee, Burnie hurt himself) | |
| #379 at 43:55 Gus hurt himself sleeping, Gus slept wrong, Gus hurt his shoulder | |
| #380 at 1:13:59~1:18:27 Joel hurt himself/Joel fell/Joel tripped/Joel slipped on the pavement in a puddle during a Day 5 shoot (Joel got injured, Joel ran laps before the scene) | |
| #455 at 14:37 Ashley burned herself with her curling iron several times (brief) | |
| #559 at 1:41 Barbara burned herself | |
| #457 at 25:38 Gus burned himself on a hot cookie sheet (Gus touched a hot/Gus picked up a hot tray) / 26:59 young Barbara burned herself on an Easy Bake Oven (while her parents were asleep, she and her brothers wanted to make a cake) | |
| #461 Post Show between ~2:39~7:30 Gavin got injured/Gavin hurt his knee during a Slow Mo Guys shoot/during Planet Slow Mo (stitches on Gavin's knee, Gavin got hit), Gavin about being in a U.S. hospital (Gavin waited 5 hours with 20 other people around him to get stitched), Dan got injured and Gavin went to the hospital to be with him but when Gavin got injured Dan went to his hotel room | |
| #465 at 37:32 Burnie cut his finger on a coral reef (coral splinter, the most paintful cut) | |
| #469 at 1:09:58 Also Ellie (+Gavin: why don't they have scuba gloves?) | |
| #475 at 54:37 Burnie cut his hand on his knife's blade when he stabbed a ceiling tile and it got stuck in it and he went to grab it (switchblade/stiletto knife) | |
| #471 at 15:41 Young Burnie helped his dad put tiles/Burnie put tiles on the floor/worked on his hands on concrete floor, Burnie hurt his fingers/sanded his fingers + floor tiles with dog prints/paw prints under the Mexican sun | |
| #487 at 29:03/29:27-31:30/32:10-32:21/33:30-34:41 Miles strained his back while sneezing (Miles sneezed and..) and strained his back while driving and slamming on the breaks when he almost hit a biker (Miles threw out his back, back pain, Miles pulled his back muscles), people gave Miles contradicting advice (apply heat/apply ice/use heat/use ice..), Miles went to a doctor and got to 2 wrong places (branches of medical places with similar names) | |
| #568 at 1:22:38 Mariel hurt her foot when she fell from a scooter | |
| #607 at 1:04:48 Barbara broke her toe by walking into a table | |
| RTP ##36 | |
| 4:48~6:24 Jack's cats Uday and Qusay, Jack's parents cats | |
| 6:29~7:40 Ruined: Hitler mustache & people named Adolf (also mentioned in #117 at ~48:11-~48:55, +Michael Jordan), catsthatlooklikehitler.com (cats that look like Hitler) | |
| 20:10~23:00 Fable 2/Fable II, a game with taxes/money from rent/"paying alimony" | |
| #38 at 37:02 also about that game, at 41:04~43:00 Burnie talks about Geoff's stats in the game [played with Griffon], sex statistics, sex in the game, 25 times-marital sex, 32 times-unmarried sex, 36 times-sex with prostitutes) | |
| #39 at ~38:00-40:00 Fable 2 | |
| #88 at ~22:00~28:00 Fable 3 | |
| 27:03-28:09 Iraqi bootleg RvB boxset (bootleg dvds/bootleg RvB dvds) [after- the boxset in three languages in Libya, wondering what Lopez sounds like in the Spanish version] | |
| #340 at 1:25:33 | |
| 29:57-30:48/31:17-33:03 Burnie about Geoff's fascination with boners (obsessed with boners), Burnie was helping his dad set up video conferencing, "MagnificentBoner has connected" (not the accurate username which is DeliciousBoner/Delicious Boner #506 at 44:41/#520 at 39:39 / F**kface #2 (Set Sail For Ass..) around 12:00), Burnie's wife: "oh well that's nice"/"oh my god", Geoff names every peripheral of his something with boner (Geoff's username/Geoff's AIM name/Geoff's Skype name) | |
| #93 at 9:43-10:43 Because boner is a funny word ("You like the feel of boner in your mouth"/"Boner rolls off the tongue") / drawing dicks vs. drawing boobs | |
| 39:40-41:45 Classic Nintendo console, NES failing to play games/failure rate, blowing on cartridges, "go figure, the spring loaded mechanism that holds the contacts together has suddenly failed" / 47:30-48:14 Somehow "every kid knew to blow on the cartridge", wondering how information spread before the Internet | |
| #98 at 48:51-49:42 | |
| #119 at 8:23-10:38 | |
| #479 at 1:20:43 | |
| #498 at 55:04-55:57, the real solution was quarters in the spring mechanism) | |
| RTP ##37 | |
| 0:19-0:53 Burnie yells Yeehaw for the first time (understands Yosemite Sam) | |
| 0:53~1:53 The explanation of why Wile E. Coyote is chasing Road Runner | |
| 3:39~6:00/8:36-9:12/~17:56~18:48 Twitter doesn't make any money but gets investors | |
| 7:00-8:35/9:13-10:52/11:27-12:40 Patent on podcasting (cont. on #38 at 59:01~1:00:20) | |
| ~14:14~16:20 using Foursquare | |
| #44 at 1:00:55-1:01:50 Burnie is trying to become the mayor of some guy's house (some guy added his house as a place on Foursquare) | |
| #59 at 42:02-44:29 They stopped using it | |
| ~16:21~16:48 Their Twitter voice/Internet voice/Internet impression/commenter impression/commenter voice | |
| #92 at 5:37-6:03 | |
| #155 at 1:16:33-1:16:58 | |
| #407 at 53:28~54:05 (Burnie does an impression of a commenter) | |
| ~16:49-17:26 Burnie: 'Twitter makes me like people that I know in real life less' Geoff: "No one is important enough to use Twitter" | |
| 20:07-20:32 Homeless man drinking an entire bottle of ketchup | |
| ~22:36-24:08 Lowkey argument, Geoff and the GPS inside his cat (GPS chip, "my cat has GPS") | |
| 24:25-25:01 A guy set up a camera to see what his cats do when he's out of the house, the cats did nothing | |
| 28:36-29:25 Looking at a new building/Looking at a new office/new building (needs work, looks like Fallout/Left 4 Dead 2) (moving offices) | |
| #64 at 28:42-31:00, the city of Austin demands a bike rack/bikerack to be installed in the new office | |
| #68 at 33:58-38:40, planning the new office layout | |
| #72, talking twice about the fact that their Internet will get shut down tomorrow along with their phones, one of the times is around ~50:00-53:00, office Internet, didn't renew the contract because they're moving, cont. next podcast | |
| #73 at ~32:25-36:15 | |
| #75 at 1:40~2:45 | |
| #76 at 1:41-4:58, fire outside the new building, plumber shut off the water | |
| #78 last podcast at the old office | |
| 42:10-44:49 Lasers (missile defense) and machine guns on civilian airplanes/commercial planes, sniper plane that can shoot people on the ground (hitting a square on a truck) | |
| #355 Post Show at 10:17 Anti riot weapon that uses heat/laser, you feel like your skin is burning (heat gun) | |
| 45:15-47:51 Lowkey argument, Bomb proof wallpaper (explosion proof wallpaper) | |
| 48:04-48:54 Gus gave Brandon shit for not answering the door because he didn't know that Brandon had knee surgery ("don't worry Brandon, stay seated, I got it" / "What the fuck is wrong with you?!"), brief argument about who answers the door (who has been answering the door) | |
| 48:47-51:28/52:43-56:52 2 heated arguments, Burnie accuses Gus of always taking a day off after being on vacation (Gus' day off, Gus' personal day, Gus takes a day off, work trip, Gus' vacation) (+1:07:25-1:07:41) / 53:39 Burnie accuses Geoff of always saying that he hasn't taken a vacation in a long time (how long it's been since his last vacation, Joel does it too, "take a vacation", take vacation/taking vacation) | |
| #40 at 1:37 also Gus' day off to prepare to travel later in the week (Gus took he day off on the day they're recording the podcast) | |
| #369 at 0:57 | |
| #370 Post Show at 20:16~20:50 Gus fires back (mini-argument) | |
| #159 at 1:21:41~1:23:15 vacations and sick days | |
| ~1:00:09-1:02:41 Spicy foods, Jalapeno Peppers stories (hot peppers, Jalapeño) (after that segment is The Man) | |
| #57 at 4:12-7:26 Geoff tried a million Scoville hot sauce at PAX / getting pepper sprayed in the army (training) (+Atropine injections) | |
| #81 at 41:10-43:00 (on-off) more stuff on hot peppers (~41:20-41:45 Burnie: "...both the lamest pepper and the most excruciatingly painful pepper" Joel: "This is how we know the Jalapeno pepper is a female") | |
| #135 at 34:51 Michael ate a ghost pepper (Bhut Jolokia) / 40:03 Adam Baird grows hot peppers | |
| #135 at 38:43-39:53 Matt's brother in law was cooking a meal with hot peppers for Matt's sister and had pepper oil on his hands and scratched his crotch and screamed and ran to the shower to wash it off. | |
| #548 at 19:20-23:34 (RTAA) Geoff had a similar experience when he went to pee after cutting Jalapenos (Geoff had to submerge his genitals in milk) (21:22 That time Geoff put Tiger Balm on his balls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8KjnSiz9fY) | |
| #186 at (Part 6) at 13:35-(Part 7) at 0:36/2:06-4:23 Gavin wants someone to eat a hot pepper candy on the podcast (ghost pepper, Bhut Jolokia, they dare Miles to do it, Miles spits it out, Gavin puts the whole bag in his mouth and spits it to a trash can off-screen after some time, Burnie says he'll give Gavin a 1,000$ if he'll put one candy in his foreskin (Burnie bets Gavin). | |
| #515 at ~1:04:00 Burnie on a hunting trip (Jalapeno bag) (maybe mentioned on one of the above) | |
| #548 at 23:35 years ago Gus' neighbors knocked on his door and asked him if he wanted to see their friend eat Habanero peppers | |
| #585 at 9:29/45:40 Spicy pancakes, hot sauce / 24:37/36:58/52:41 eating the pancakes (the last one is too much for Gavin) | |
| #585 at 40:58 Can you create a spicy fart? / eating really spicy food that makes your butthole hurt/diarrhea (Barbara/Geoff) | |
| 1:07:42~1:09:30/1:10:46-1:12:17 Xbox 360 Zero Hour Launch Party, about the Xbox hoodie (#130 at 39:46~41:30, #302 at 53:03 Burnie shows a picture of it), Zero Hour memory card, about the event itself | |
| (#37) 1:10:13-1:10:36 hanger filled with green lights/couldn't see other colors afterwards | |
| #130 at 41:49-42:57 | |
| 1:16:50~1:26:00 Burnie's copy of WoW launch collectors edition that's signed by the entire development team (Burnie bid on a World of Warcraft copy before it came out, in a Penny Arcade auction/Child's Play) (collecting gaming related stuff, video game memorabilia doesn't last/doesn't stand the test of time, you won't be able to use the games/consoles in the future, nobody cares about the autographs of the development teams) | |
| #477 at 33:31/35:55 (Burnie bid on it because there was complete silence when they started the bidding, nobody bid, Burnie's brother sold it 4 years later for 1,500$) | |
| 1:24:37~1:25:40 (after a conversation about video games and their developers) Nobody knows/nobody talks about the early film guys (old films), somebody has to tell you "this film was important", shooting a cannon at the moon, Hitchcock/Psycho | |
| 1:30:01 Burnie: "I love that in 2009, that there is still something in the world that makes teenage girls scream at the top of their lungs" (referring to Twilight) "I hope we never get to the point where everyone is so jaded..." (also in #40 at 1:04:37-1:05:05/1:06:32-1:07:10) | |
| 1:35:27 Buying property in Detroit after the crash (stadium) | |
| RTP ##38 | |
| (Brandon's intro about a Drunk Tank t-shirt on the store, "holy shit it's awesome!", podcast intro) | |
| 2:26~3:26/3:52-4:25 Geoff's 5th Thanksgiving with Burnie and his and his wife's families (don't throw away women's gravy, 'the leftovers are useless without the gravy') | |
| ~5:04-6:12 Disposal of cooking oil and paint | |
| ~6:18-7:13 Geoff and Dan Godwin left an unwanted sink at Habitat For Humanity (threw it over the fence and it broke, after they refused to take it because of some rust) | |
| 7:21-10:34 Geoff's 3,000$ typo on the emails for the discount codes for the RT store, Geoff left the previous year's date on the email, Geoff used the previous year's email as a template, Geoff's mistake cost the company 3000$ ("ha ha ha, did Caboose send the email this year?") | |
| 10:35-11:22 A guy sent out an email to all the costumers and had their email addresses under CC so they were visible to everybody else and every time someone replied to the email it replied to all of them. (ISP employee, it brought down the mail server at one point) | |
| 11:22-12:21 When they worked in tech support (the call center) a 2 GB file attachment on an email clogged up an email server, large attachment, old dialup ISP (2 gigabytes email attachment) | |
| #52 at 1:02:10-1:03:52 help desk/Customer support/Customer service stories from when they worked at the call center (on 9/11, a guy was mad during 9/11 that he couldn't check his emails because the Internet was slow, business on a residential account / a guy who said he was losing 10k an hour by talking to him [making 10k$ an hour] but had a 56k connection / customer demanding refunds for the time the Internet was down- worth only a few cents) | |
| #516 Post Show at 5:23 also the guy that was mad about his Internet on 9/11 | |
| #278 at 32:11-34:39 A woman that was convinced that AOL was sneaking into her house at night and changing the channel to CBS, a woman threatened Gus that her family got to Kennedy (JFK) so they could also get to him, dealing with lunatics | |
| #527 at 49:02-50:06 Giving tech support to people over dial-up (the people had to hang up and do the steps that they were given) / Gus had to help a woman rebuild her win.ini file on her Windows 3.11 over the phone | |
| 12:21-14:25 Jack got the email addresses of the entire cast of 30 Rock when Todd Holland accidentally sent an email to all of his contacts without putting the addresses under BCC (director of The Wizard, Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin) | |
| 16:08~20:00 Gus and Geoff were told by their doctors that they were perfectly healthy, all of their internal organs are at peak condition (Gus' doctor told him.., good health, great health, good shape, great shape) (+Burnie's lite drinking, and the leftover alcohol in his house from parties) | |
| #73 at 25:07~25:47 Geoff went to get a physical and his doctor told him his liver is in good condition | |
| #239 at 23:33 same about Gus' teeth + also about the liver | |
| 35:46-35:58 14 year olds listening to the Drunk Tank (young audience, young fans, young listeners, children fans/kids fans/kids who are fans of RT, inappropriate content) | |
| #171 at ~1:02:45-1:03:33 | |
| #279 at 1:20:43 they met a 5 year-old girl fan at RTX | |
| 1:01:18~1:02:40 Left 4 Dead = "Get the fuck out" (Burnie likes that Left 4 Dead has no plot, you only need to get the fuck out of there) | |
| ~1:10:00~1:12:00 A 60 billion dollars loan | |
| ~1:14:30~1:15:10 Geoff- Smarketing (Geoff made up a word, smart marketing) | |
| ~1:17:00~1:20:00 Burnie's turkey recipe | |
| 1:22:15-1:25:00 Buttnumbathon (Butt-Numb-A-Thon) (also in #40 at 39:28~43:00) | |
| [them meeting celebrities/celebs:] | |
| #38 at 20:08~22:35 Gus and Geoff saw a celebrity twice in a row (Walton Goggins, actor from The Shield) hesitant about approaching him, and they also saw an actor from Office Space/The Drew Carey Show (Diedrich Bader) that pointed and laughed at Geoff (celebrity sightings) (+22:37 James Franco) | |
| #65 at 6:47-10:03 Geoff freaked out when he saw Andre 3000 (Andre 3000) walking down the street during Comic Con, 7:21 when he was young Geoff went to see Charles Barkley play and went up to him to wish him good luck and for him to sign his rookie card and he replied with "ugh/hegh/huh/hugh/heh" (grunt, was an asshole) (Geoff vowed to never get excited about seeing a celebrity ever again) | |
| #72 at 9:37~12:55 Gus' hotel room overlooked the pool and the bar, red carpet for The Other Guys with Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrel and Eva Mendes, saw Michael Cera with a backpack next to a tree (Gus' room in the hotel was right above the pool area, could see the pool, hotel room was facing the pool/hotel room faced the pool, for keywords: balcony) | |
| #144 at 1:09:59-1:11:45 Burnie met Nicolas Cage at an elevator and called him Nick Nolte by mistake | |
| #177 at 39:49~41:31 Burnie and Gavin were on a bus with Christopher Lloyd, Eric Roberts, Tricia Helfer (and others) - Gavin asked Burnie "What would happen if this bus drove off a cliff? What would the headline be?" ("Christopher Lloyd dies in an accident") | |
| #211 at 49:01-49:50 | |
| #548 at 1:00:49 Barbara's awkward interaction with Christopher Lloyd | |
| #185 at 1:15:08/1:28:21/1:30:40 Burnie was at the Emmys, Burnie met Peter Dinklage (+personalized Emmys/Emmy Awards) (Peter Dinklage also on #207 at 46:03-47:00) | |
| #202 at 1:50:11 Gus saw the guy who played the original Spartacus at the DVD distributors breakfast (he was there only to eat a donut and drink coffee) (also #204 at 15:23) + 1:50:58 Gus met the voice actor that voices Louis from Left 4 Dead (Michael would have him record "Bills here""Bill's here" for an alert on bills emails. | |
| #209 at 7:03 Scumbag Steve crashed their party, they also met the mohak guy from NASA's Curiosity mission to Mars + ~25:27 Burnie's picture with Shaq | |
| #211 at 46:36-48:31 Bob Mortimer followed Gavin on Twitter, Gavin tweeted about it and Burnie thought it was too much (Gavin got excited) [#418 around ~16:00~18:00 Burnie asks Miles why he retweeted that Pizza Hut followed him] | |
| #235 at 1:18:39~1:19:40 Pat Sharp tweeted at Gavin after Gavin posted a photo of himself wearing a shirt with Pat's face on it (Gavin's shirt) | |
| #271 at 17:27~19:00 Maisie Williams followed Gavin and he didn't want to say anything because of Burnie | |
| #242 at 32:12 Keegan-Michael Key retweeted Michael's tweet (Fucking/Ducking autocorrect) (unavailable https://twitter.com/AH_Michael/status/394317221238800384) | |
| #272 at 30:18 The Rock commented on Blaine's tweet https://twitter.com/BGibbles/status/467876069307998208/photo/1 (backup https://archive.fo/UZUAl) / 31:20 Brandon tweeted about it https://twitter.com/MrFarmahini/status/467909025120538624 (backup https://archive.fo/Ab6Bq) saying that his 11 year-old self would be happy (backhanded insult/backhanded compliment) | |
| #363 at 1:11:36 Ryan Reynolds liked Gus' tweet about Deadpool (cosplayers) | |
| #388 at 40:35 Mike Birbiglia liked Gus' tweet and followed Gus | |
| #403 at 2:45 Thandie Newton liked Gus' tweet | |
| #218 at 14:20 Gus saw Heather Graham, Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis (they crashed Becca's wedding) | |
| #219 at ~9:42~10:55 Burnie met Ice-T while waiting for their cars after a convention | |
| #224 at 43:29 Burnie's lunch with Steven Spielberg and George Lucas (the future of television) + ~1:00:45 seeing famous people in public and not approaching them (people you look up to), they mention a few they saw, Gavin met Rowan Atkinson at Waitrose + 1:12:21 Gavin and Burnie saw Alfie Allen running without shoes, he told them about Game Of Thrones, Gus and the cast of Firefly + 1:26:13-1:27:05 Burnie squealed when he met the voice actress of Female Shepard (FemShep, Jennifer Hale) from Mass Effect 3 while talking to Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Galactica | |
| #273 at 1:20:20 While Burnie was talking to Tricia a fan was waiting until she left to tell Burnie that he was a fan | |
| #305 at 55:03~55:40 Burnie and Gavin helped Tricia Helfer with her Twitter and then suggested they would follow each other but Burnie didn't have his phone so she only followed Gavin (helped her set up a Twitter account, follow her/follow them, Burnie lost his phone) | |
| #359 at 1:41:46~1:43:05 Burnie and Gavin met a model that asked them to follow her on Twitter and she told them she would follow them when she had her phone but she never did | |
| #242 at 29:41 Gus and Esther saw Eriq La Salle and met Vince Gilligan | |
| #307 at 5:32 Gavin met the announcer from Halo ("the guy from Halo"), Gavin recognized him by his voice (Halo voice actor) | |
| #330 at 54:35 Gavin sat next to Christopher Eccleston on a plane (Doctor Who, Gavin was sleeping and woke up to see hime next to him) | |
| #349 at 1:24:40 Steve-O emailed Gavin to be on the Slow Mo Guys (they're not mentioning his name, Gavin says he's his childhood hero) | |
| #361 1:10:40 Gavin namedrops Steve-O and they give him shit | |
| RTX London 2017 at 1:27:59 Gavin was starstruck when he saw him sitting on his couch | |
| #364 Post Show at 3:18 Madeleine Albright sat near Gus in a bar at the airport | |
| #372 at 57:48 Burnie met a guy that he didn't know was a designer for many sci-fi movies that Burnie grew up on, Burnie gave him advice about having his own website/Burnie explained to him how to get started on the Internet | |
| #373 at ~5:21 Burnie saw Michael Dell at the entrance of a restaurant (holding his wife's purse) | |
| #380 at 2:35 (Gavin/Burnie) They played Battlefield with Wiz Khalifa, Terry Crews, Snoop Dogg, Zac Efron, Jamie Foxx / 2:57 Burnie's contact high/Burnie got high, weed, Burnie was "high as shit" and had the munchies | |
| #382 at 1:31:51/1:35:43 (1:32:43~1:34:45 the contact high) | |
| #384 at 53:27 Gavin and Burnie went to the Ghostbusters premiere and met people at the party | |
| #399 at ~56:49 Burnie saw Ed Begley Jr. | |
| #444 at 5:22~7:50 Ed Begley Jr. interviewed Burnie but was prepared to interview Bonnie Bernstein | |
| #408 at ~1:10:57~1:14:00/1:15:00~1:15:55/1:16:59-1:17:57/1:25:30~1:27:20/1:27:52 Burnie was invited on Bill Nye's show (not mentioning), Burnie suggested he brings someone else with him and it ended up being Gus and Geoff and Burnie didn't go because he wasn't available on the days they were both available on (Burnie got cut out, Burnie reads the email/Burnie reads the text) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH9VYuSPxGQ | |
| #480 at ~56:15/57:38 A UFC fighter messaged Burnie to offer tickets to his fight but then gave the tickets to other people at the company and not Burnie (reads the text) (for keywords: offered Burnie/asked Burnie, WWE/WWF/wrestler, tickets for/ticket for) | |
| #408 at 1:14:12 Barbara was almost interviewed by Adam Savage but he felt sick | |
| #408 at 1:18:05~1:22:37 Burnie was in a film with Bryan Cranston and James Franco (Why Him) in the same scene as Elon Musk (though he didn't film the same time as him), but ended up not having any lines in the final cut (party scene) | |
| #483 at 1:05:21 | |
| RTX London 2017 at 1:27:26 Barbara was starstruck by the Stranger Things kids (they were in the same green room at a convention) / 1:28:25 Gus met Ron Perlman in the green room of the first convention they went to | |
| #423 at 1:05:57 Barbara met the voice actor of Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid (at Dallas Fan Expo, Barbara and Arryn met..) | |
| #424 Post Show at 18:07 Gus was talking to Nichole Bloom on the Lazer Team 2 set and asked her if she was from Austin too and said she was from L.A. and it turned out she was in a lot of stuff so Gus felt awkward that he didn't recognize her (he checked IMDB, Gus asked) (for keywords: Nicole Bloom) | |
| #468 at 1:08:41 | |
| #428 at 3:41 Gavin and Burnie met/saw Will Smith/James Corden/Katy Perry at a Youtube Event | |
| #457 at 9:46 Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling walked passed Blaine at San Diego Comic Con | |
| #490 at 8:31 Burnie met Jeff Bezos at the Emmys ("I understand you're looking for astronauts") | |
| #492 at 1:20:54-1:21:41 Blaine met Donald Glover in the bathroom and said "I appreciate you washing your hands" (that you washed your hands) ("Thank you for washing your hands" slate appears at ~1:22:30) (#411 at Gus saw him in the bathroom 52:55) | |
| RTP ##39 | |
| 1:40~2:52 Meeting each other at airports and flights on coincidence, same airports, same flights as each other, running into each other | |
| 13:38-14:25 Christian Slater and Steveo (Steve-o), when Christian Slater gets drunk he turns gay (gay drunk), cops tasered him off the roof and he ran into the woods | |
| 19:37-21:36/22:40-25:12 Gus and Joel's trip to Canada, cold weather, they saw cars crashing into each other, Joel asked Gus if he rented a 4 wheel drive car (4-wheel drive vehicle) and Gus changed the car he rented, snowing, icy roads/slippery roads, ice on the roads, car accidents, spinning truck, storms (25:17-26:11 taking off in the plane in these weather conditions) | |
| 21:37~22:30 Geoff's ex-wife pushed on the gas instead of the brakes while the car was spinning (she accelerated, spinning car, "floored it", rainy day, doing 360s) | |
| ~27:54-28:53 Pretending it's Wednesday when they actually record the podcast on Tuesdays, they pretend it's Wednesday (the day they're recording the podcast on) | |
| RTP ##40 | |
| 3:19-4:54 Delta Air Line would give gold status to every person that was on the American Airlines flight where a flight attendant screamed at a passenger in first class about orange juice. (also in #41 at 45:29-46:24) | |
| 13:06-13:35 Andrew Panton | |
| #65 at 11:36-14:09 Andrew Panton and Steven Spielberg in an elevator (Andrew pressed all of the buttons right before he exited the elevator because Spielberg was being rude) | |
| 20:28 Podcast Awards nominees / Podcast Awards nominations / Drunk Tank Awards | |
| #41 at 51:12~53:00 (more on the nominations) | |
| #42 at 29:32-30:23/32:59~34:42/41:20~46:45/52:55-58:32 results | |
| #143 at 14:16~42:00/~45:20-1:05:00 nominations | |
| #144 at 17:21~42:24 results | |
| #43 at 7:50-10:52 making and sending out trophies to the people who won (+#45 at 1:30:40-1:30:58) | |
| #47 at 44:47-45:42 they mailed the trophies | |
| #49 at 33:49-35:08 Trophies were received, Joel loved them but Burnie didn't (an image of a trophy: https://archive.is/zUNiW/2654e12771ff1b664431bd6ffaa6facda8a2b96f.jpg) | |
| #93 at 5:55~7:51 BioWare wouldn't put their trophy in their trophy case because they can't condone drinking. Update on #95 at 1:03:40-1:04:21 | |
| #96 at 1:37~3:00 Trophies | |
| #143 at 1:05:00~1:06:00 Sending trophies | |
| #484 at 35:22 They use one of the trophies as a trophy for the steak off | |
| #521 at 47:11/48:07 Burnie shows an old trophy (for Fable 3) | |
| 50:04-50:56 DARPA Network Challenge, competition to locate 10 red balloons that were placed throughout the U.S. (ten red balloons contest, weather balloons) | |
| 50:59-51:37 Sky portal, portal in the sky, spiral in the sky over Norway, Norway sky (also - #44 at 1:17:42-1:23:09, an article from Pakistan says that the U.S. sent a high energy beam in an experiment in Norway which punctured a hole in the troposphere/atmosphere and caused the U.K. to freeze, time hole leak, HAARP) | |
| RTP ##41 | |
| ~3:27-4:55/6:32-9:13 (Surgeon General talk, funny conversation) Dr. Koop's beard (Surgeon General under Reagan), they confuse him to be the one that encouraged masturbation to curb HIV infection rates (to fight AIDS) - it was actually Joycelyn Elders / joking about Masturbation Row | |
| 5:04-6:31/9:15-12:23 Burnie and Joel played Left 4 Dead 2 (Expert/Realism mode), 11:25 Joel is frustrated with the pistol, 11:37 Burnie gets angry at zombies in Left 4 Dead 2 (in the mall level) | |
| #116 at 31:11-34:06 Female zombies get killed with only one kick, the have less health, Burnie gets excited when he sees female zombies because he can get more kills (Dead Rising 2) | |
| 15:39-17:10 Geoff pranked Brandon, Geoff flipped everything on Brandon's desk upside down (flipped his monitor upside down, everything on Brandon's desk was upside down) | |
| 47:36~48:49 While on flight on the Shamu plane Joel's window broke off (window popped off, broken window, window facing cracks off, flight attendant: "it's an old plane, just bang it back on there") | |
| 58:11~59:00 Brittany Murphy, the SNL skit 2 weeks before her death (Abby Elliott impression) / 1:00:11-1:01:17 Brittany Murphy was the only person they got in contact with to do a voice on RvB (Shiela the tank) | |
| 1:01:18-1:02:44 Jack asks who they would cast for RvB (which actors would you cast, RvB villains) | |
| RTP ##42 | |
| 6:52-8:25 A commenter said that Gus/A community member sent a message complaining about Gus on the podcast (viewer feedback, Gus doesn't contribute/Gus contributes nothing to the podcast other than picking on mistakes the others make, The Skittz/TheSkittz) | |
| 9:55~15:50/18:02~23:15/27:31-28:50 Airport security, The TSA let terrorists with bombs on planes (underwater bomber, a terrorists), flight restrictions, TSA restrictions (hands above blankets, no getting up one hour before landing), (theoretically) using your flying points to kick a suspicious passenger off the plane, the plane going to Detroit (wouldn't be able to see the difference between the wreckage and the neighborhoods) | |
| #42 at ~18:32 Burnie was told to throw one of his two laptops to the trash by a British Airways security agent (Edinburgh) (2 laptops, ended up throwing one of the laptop bags and putting them in the same bag) | |
| #233 at 27:30-28:15 they also pointed a machine gun at him (pointed a gun at Burnie) | |
| #155 at 46:41-50:10 Gus encountered a strange TSA agent (overly pedantic, checked every square inch of the passports) | |
| #173 at 48:05-48:57 TSA agents annoy Burnie, in every other country the agents are polite and welcoming don't shout orders at you (barking orders), long lines ("I get to my own fucking country, I'm here for 2 minutes, I already hate it", "Hey you can't stand there!", airport security agents) | |
| #233 at 26:53-27:23 | |
| #206 at 1:56:20 Burnie was held up by airport security for carrying a Jack beard/fake beard/a disguise | |
| #206 at 1:56:52 Gus got embarrassed when he forgot that he had a water bottle in his bag two days in a row when going through airport security | |
| #206 at 2:00:57 Gus went through an unmanned airport security/metal detector/x-ray machine, no one was at the airport security, empty airport security, abandoned | |
| #325 at 1:01:03-1:04:25 Chris and Aaron got searched by airport security (coming straight from the beach wearing swimming trunks and covered in sand, Chris bent over the table- the TSA agent saying "no no no", security room, Aaron got frisked) / Post Show at 3:21-5:08 more about advanced screening (airport security screening) | |
| #364 at 43:27 Gus went through extra security/extra check/extra screening when he bought a first class ticket last minute at the airport (with Jason, many S on his boarding pass, "S", S's) | |
| #374 Post Show at 10:46 Gavin and the security check at the airport - they looked at Gavin's bag and saw 3 harddrives and thought it was something suspicious like a bomb | |
| #384 Post Show at 39:23 Burnie was asked by the airport security agent if he had lithium batteries in his bag and he said yes and the agent was surprised because nobody ever says yes | |
| #404 Post Show at ~5:32 Gus' bag was checked/handled by an airport security lady with holes in her gloves on the top of her index fingers | |
| #415 at 9:27 There was a passport in the machine Gus was about to use and he saw the guy in the distance so he told the security agent that replied "he'll be back" instead of calling him | |
| #457 at 1:32:23 The agents pointed at Jon and asked Jon's kids who he is (to check that they know him and he wasn't abducting them, Jon's daughters, TSA agent) | |
| #648 at 56:24 | |
| #475 at 48:39/50:55 Burnie got his pocket knife through security and onto a plane (+they talk about being a hero on a plane and using it to fight a hijacker) | |
| #487 at 34:41 Gavin was picked for secondary screening after returning from South Korea | |
| #667 at 7:06 Gus went up to the TSA screener counter with his boarding pass and his ID and the screener told him that he doesn't need his ID because "the government knows everything about you" | |
| (#692 at 1:02:18 Barbara waited 45 minutes for her bag/suitcase/luggage and it turned out that the airport workers took it off the carousel because several flights were about to arrive) | |
| (also search for "flora and fauna") | |
| 23:54-26:07 Burnie and Geoff tried to set up Joel with a beautiful woman they saw in Scotland (wingmen to Joel, Joel's wingmen, tried to hit on a woman for Joel, hook up Joel) | |
| 38:40-41:15 The Simpsons | |
| 1:01:56~1:03:10 Burnie calls Gavin on the phone on the podcast to ask what his favorite moment from 2009 is, Tron trailer (Gavin on Skype) | |
| RTP ##43 | |
| ~11:13-11:41 Jack knows what buttons to push to annoy Gus / Gus' buttons to push (Jack knows how to annoy Gus), Geoff: "Gus is one button", Jack: "He's a switch" | |
| 26:53-27:19 One winter Gus had to bang on his stairs with a hammer because they were covered in ice (stairs were covered in ice, steps froze, frozen stairs, frozen steps, Gus was temporarily trapped in his apartment, hammering his stairs) | |
| ~27:19-28:41 Naked Gus/nude Gus, Gus was naked on Geoff's chair, Gus was naked at Sundance, Gus got drunk in a hot tub and destroyed a snowman (RTAA- #290 at 44:35) | |
| #73 at 7:15-7:51/10:05~11:20, a fan sent them cardboard cutouts of naked Gus (cardboard Gus) | |
| #85 at 1:25:56, one of the mentions of Gus having sex at their house | |
| #109 at 33:19-34:21 | |
| #109 at 34:39-35:53 (Kara got hired) for the first time Gus had to close his office door while he was getting undressed/undressing/taking his clothes off | |
| #113 at 22:20~23:00 | |
| #189 at 1:07:39-1:08:01 Gus doesn't close the door anymore because there are naked photos of him all over the office so it's pointless (after that Burnie talks about how he's used to changing in front of people since the original office was 6 dudes) | |
| #113 at ~22:36-24:16 Gus is naked in a lot of RT shorts, Esther convinced Gus to show her father (Gus' father in law) the short where he's dressed like a woman (Frag Dude) | |
| #325 Post Show at 13:54-14:32 Esther took naked pictures of Gus for the Frag Dude short and Gus sent them to Matt for approval | |
| #362 at 1:15:22 (Gus doesn't understand) Why was Gus almost naked in the Space Invaders Immersion | |
| #364 at 1:04:46-1:05:25 Gus and Geoff were naked/were nude/were in their underwear in a hotel hallway/hotel rooftop in L.A. (when they were in Los Angeles for the first time, naked Geoff) | |
| ~39:55~45:40 Gus talks about Thorium (the alternative nuclear energy/Uranium) | |
| 53:42 Seeing Quentin Tarantino | |
| RTP ##44 | |
| 1:33-4:27 Field sobriety test/Field sobriety training, police cadet school, Austin police department, volunteer to drink alcohol, all the booze you can drink, police asking for volunteers to drink alcohol and get tested by cadets, getting drunk near cops, drunk with the police | |
| [~5:54 conversation about Ocho Cinco/Ochocinco/Hachi Go] | |
| 6:55-8:24 Geoff changed his middle name to Lazer (and his last name to Ramsey, from Fink, Geoff's name), lost his home insurance for 13 months because of a clerical error | |
| (between, until ~14:30) Alcohol laws, where you can buy alcohol (stores/states), buying alcohol, more alcohol stories | |
| #164 at 7:23~10:00 more about alcohol laws | |
| #199 at 1:25:18 | |
| #200 at 10:54 [Loud noise at 11:05!] No Refusal at specific occasions (you can't refuse a Breathalyzer test, they can take your blood) | |
| 27:27~29:05 A football player proposed to his girlfriend on the large screen in the stadium at night (Colt McCoy), 3rd largest HD screen in the world, them riffing on football-themed proposals, proposing to you girlfriend over Xbox live | |
| ~1:02:11-1:03:42 Jack and Joel love Bikini's (Bikinis restaurant) | |
| 1:03:56-1:07:27 Somewhat heated argument, They get mad at Jack after he says that he wants to see Kick Ass a second time without waiting for theatrical release, paying 400$/500$ to go to a festival that plays the movie ("I think I have to buy a film badge just to go see Kick Ass again", SWSW, Jack wants to see a film again/see the movie again, yell at Jack, paying for an admission ticket) | |
| ~1:07:29-1:09:22 A film festival with an Internet browsing session in a movie theater where people suggest what videos to watch, The Wild Wild Web, where people request videos/where audience members suggest/requested by audience members (watching Internet videos on a movie screen, suggest videos), a guy requested a flash cartoon named Xombie and the audience didn't laugh (the kid panicked: "turn it off, it's ok, never mind, just turn it off") | |
| 1:12:54~1:14:14(~1:16:00) Burnie doesn't like live music concerts/live music shows/live shows/live concerts (also briefly Gus, 1:15:11, mentioning The Dismemberment Plan) | |
| #239 at 1:14:16 Gus flew only one time to see a band - The Dismemberment Plan, but he won't go to see them when they come to Austin because they are part of FunFunFun fest and Gus doesn't like the crowds (Gus' favorite band) | |
| RTP ##45 | |
| 1:22-2:39 New employee that missed a meeting and slept through another meeting (walked into a meeting with a sandwich then walked out, fell asleep during a meeting) (missed one meeting/slept through a meeting) (in #56 at ~1:00:07 they reveal that it's Monty, Monty fell asleep) | |
| #98 at 53:31-54:48 Monty sleeps through anything, Monty slept behind the camera while they were shooting the intros for Immersion / he was sleeping in a room and someone engaged the alarm/motion sensor and Monty didn't trip the alarm/Monty didn't move | |
| 17:15~19:17 The Bachelorette/The Bachelor | |
| 46:38-47:57 Burnie's wife doesn't want to go see Avatar, she didn't want to see The Matrix because "it's a cartoon" | |
| 1:09:43-1:11:49 Geoff got a new tattoo on his wrist (a ghost that Millie drew, Geoff's tattoo), Millie draws tattoos on herself | |
| #96 at 45:04-48:01 Griffon got tattooed in an event, had to strip there, no privacy, people were taking photos with their phones | |
| #150 at 18:56-21:08 Gus' tattoos (Atari logo trampstamp, chosen by the Internet as a website promotion DrunkGamers.com, Blade neck tattoo, from the movie Blade) | |
| #423 at 22:36~23:47 | |
| #242 at 48:02 (brief) Gus' tattoo from the movie Blade (sarcastically say "it will never get old" then looks at the camera) | |
| #194 at ~29:00/50:49-51:45/52:21-52:56 Joel got a tattoo and it hurts a month later, Joel had a rectangular scar from a skin graft after he cut his thumb on a tablesaw, tattoo of a cutted line/dotted line/border (Joel's scar) | |
| #360 at 18:58 | |
| #218 at 13:10 Jack's tattoo (Tetris tattoo, Gus makes a joke that goes over Burnie's head, Gavin laughs from Gus' reaction) | |
| #423 at 18:49 The Tattooist (RT Doc), Barbara's tattoo, Becca's tattoos | |
| RTP ##46 | |
| 14:42-15:05 Group "We're fine with Brandon" (RT group about Brandon, Brandon group on the site) | |
| 15:06 Halo for Haiti (by Bungie), 17:12-18:25 A guy from a rival team was ridiculing them for having hearts on them "why do you all have hearts? faggots faggots" (screaming faggots, chanting, heart emblem, xbox live party) | |
| RTP ##47 | |
| ~1:02-2:12 Ocean's 13/Ocean's 11, an old restaurant that Gus and Geoff used to go to, Geoff and Gus were regulars at the restaurant, they went there every day and had a reserved table just for them (the waitress would kick other people that were sitting at that table when Gus and Geoff would come in, they had a table), Gus was in love with the waitress (relevant conversation in #66), it got shut down due to alcohol laws. | |
| 4:26-6:11 Joel got pulled over for speeding / 8:09 (Joel flub) Joel: "For the record, I've never drove drank" [quote] | |
| 6:12-7:25/9:20-9:35 Geoff failed a field sobriety test (Geoff got out of a ticket) by saying that he had suffered several concussions (head trauma from being a pro skateboarder) | |
| 7:26-8:00 (brief mention) Jack spent a night in jail for sleeping in a car after his sister's wedding, Jack failed a field sobriety test (for keywords: Jack was arrested, Jack got arrested, Jack was in jail, Jack slept in a car, Jack was drunk/Jack smelled of alcohol, drunk Jack) | |
| #157 at 22:24 | |
| #233 at 32:52/47:50-51:50, showing Jack's arrest record | |
| 8:12-8:24 Geoff got a parking ticket while he was paying his speeding ticket and when he left he got another speeding ticket | |
| 8:28-8:50 Gus drove his minivan into another car in the parking lot of a police station | |
| 8:50-9:19 When Geoff was a roadie for a band Geoff and his friend got really drunk and they decided that they would pee on a different building every time they had to pee, and they peed on a glass window that they later realized belonged to a police station (him being a roadie is also mentioned in #59) | |
| ~35:34-36:08 (an argument during a conversation about Lost) Jack says that the shark survived because it was underwater/To survive a nuclear attack just go underwater [science] | |
| RTP ##48 | |
| 1:12-1:47 Burnie asked Geoff if he could proof a video that he was working on so Geoff stayed awake until 1:45, Burnie kept delaying the time. | |
| 28:08-28:53 A crew filmed a documentary in their office and Joel and Geoff were asked to play a video game in the background, Joel and Geoff played Halo 2 and Joel beat Geoff | |
| 28:56-30:19 Australia censored porn with women with a-cup, female ejaculation (a cup breasts, flat-chested, outlawed girls with small breasts from doing porn, flat girls), porn ban, porn censor, banned porn | |
| #229 at 11:53~21:30 .xxx sites, U.K. banning porn, censoring porn sites/blocking porn sites to protect the children, porn filtering, slippery slope of censoring, pornography defined as "sexually offensive" | |
| #342 at ~1:13:20~1:15:40 | |
| 35:49-36:03 Geoff and Gus were in a bar and a guy stopped Gus with a poolcue (pool cue) on the way to the bathroom and guessed his ethnicity as half black half Korean (Gus' race, people try to guess/people trying to guess Gus' ethnicity/people try to guess) / 35:30 The only guy that got it right was a guy in New Zealand ("what are you Mexican or something?") | |
| #363 (RTAA, pool cue story) | |
| #491 at 1:17:11-1:18:05 | |
| 38:28-40:27 A Bollywood actor autographed his naked security scan printouts (full body scanners at airports) | |
| (~41:00~48:00 making popcorn, cooking steaks) | |
| RTP ##49 | |
| 5:42-6:43 Joel didn't know what AFK meant (Away From Keyboard, acronym) | |
| ~6:45-7:40 Joel and Nathan's post-it notes for themselves (Nathans' 'Save your work before exporting", for Joel-"are your shoes tied?") | |
| 8:23-11:35 A UPS went out because one of the breakers went bad, Jack screwed a corkboard over the breaker box (cork board, tripped a breaker, tripped breaker, breaker tripped) | |
| ~29:37-33:38 Lowkey argument, laziness about switching disks in an Xbox, being lazy about getting up and changing the disc in the Xbox (what do you do if there's no disk in the tray or if it's the wrong disk, do you get up, disk changer, disk changer) (no game, wrong game, switching games, too lazy to switch a disk, Joel wants to move his finger less while playing video games) (changing disks, change discs, change the disk) | |
| #51 at 25:46 | |
| #122 at 0:09 people keep sending them links about the Xbox 360 disk changer | |
| #206 at 1:35:07, includes an argument about Gavin's idea about have tiny discs in the controller/tiny disks/small disks (late realization about associating games with your thumbprint) | |
| 1:00:43-1:01:09 A toy that allows your dog to tweet (puppy tweets, dogs tweet, dog tweets) | |
| RTP ##51 | |
| 4:48~7:00 Mexican candy, Asian candy (candies) | |
| ~7:00~10:00/11:39~17:00 Olympics (different Olympic sports, adding knives to all of the events/adding weapons, genetic advantages in some sports) | |
| ~10:33-11:39 The original ferris wheel | |
| 22:29-23:06 Burnie about breakfast cereal advertisements/cereal commercials/cereal ads (they're always the same, "you can't have this", someone wants to take the cereal, cereal mascots stealing..) | |
| #231 at 55:47-56:45 | |
| #253 at 1:08:54~1:10:10 | |
| 23:37-25:35 Geoff's rules for the food he eats (Geoff's food rules, not eating anything that is white (white food), Geoff's pickiness with food, Griffon convinced him to eat different things) | |
| also mentioned in #58 at 37:36-38:58, +Jack is more of a picky eater than Geoff used to be/Burnie's kids are picky eaters) | |
| #75 at 1:27:31~1:28:00 Burnie accuses Geoff of pickiness again, Kerry is a picky eater | |
| 25:36-25:46 Young Gus became a vegetarian for a while because he hated chewing meat (it took too long, too lazy to chew meat, chewing meat takes too long, eating is...) | |
| #220 at 1:21:02-1:21:51 | |
| #363 at 1:18:14 | |
| ~27:07 Burnie noise ('so you liked it' "mbyeah" [lowkey moment, no reaction from the others, documented as a precedent because Burnie said at one point that he always made these noises] | |
| 1:18:33-1:22:18 Burnie and the 40 foot wave that hit a cliff while he was on vacation with Matt and their wives (40 feet, 40 ft.) / rogue waves | |
| 1:22:44-1:23:50 Challenger explosion amateur home video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaRPFFYPa4w) | |
| RTP ##52 | |
| 3:38~4:20 Cedar Fever (Burnie has it) | |
| #253 at 6:04-7:04/7:44-8:50 Cedar allergies (Mountain juniper/Mountain cedar, pollen) | |
| #259 at 1:21:00~1:24:25 more, +Joe The Cat has cedar allergies, Ashley shook the cedar tree in their yard and pollen fell on Burnie | |
| #274 at 1:47-3:40 Burnie getting better and not getting sick every year, after allergy shots/tests | |
| #304 at 1:08:27-1:09:10 Burnie still gets allergic | |
| #387 Post Show at 17:20 Kirk had it bad living in Austin so he moved to L.A., Burnie explains what he went through that worked for him eventually (the shots) | |
| #421 at 38:21 Burnie has oak allergies? / \what about using Flonase | |
| 24:17-25:44 A guy at a convention thought Just Cause was Just Cos/Just Cuz | |
| 40:32~43:24 Corey Haim's death, being a child actor | |
| 58:44-1:00:16 Geoff buying video games every week at 8 a.m. at Target (the employee put aside a game that he knew Geoff would come to buy, saved Geoff a game, saved a game for Geoff) (on his way to work/before work, 8:00, Geoff buys video games to play on Achievement Hunter, buy games/buys games/every Tuesday/every Wednesday) | |
| #61 at 44:42~47:00, They don't get video games for free, that have to buy video games (free video games/free games, nobody gives them games, nobody sends them games, looking for videos games in stores) | |
| #224 at 47:08 Gaming studios send filmmakers video games but not to RT/AH (+them not doing game reviews, not reviewing games, if they play it they like it) | |
| #228 at 28:11 more about doing game reviews | |
| #344 at 28:21~30:00 (+Gus calls out Greg Miller, + ~1:02:20) | |
| #62 at 19:10~20:00, Geoff opening all of the carton boxes at Target looking for games, there were no employees | |
| 1:07:24-1:10:01 White working at Disney Jack fell off a bike and so he went to a Disney hospital (Jack feel off a bicycle) | |
| 1:10:02~1:11:20 RT staff were in Seattle and rode Segways, went there for the first PAX | |
| #163 at 1:22:59-1:23:35/1:24:19-1:25:03 | |
| #489 at 1:23:00 Old photo of the RT staff on Segways | |
| #265 at 20:58 Old photo from when Barbara first came to Austin, the RT crew (old picture) | |
| #486 at 26:14 Old photo of Gavin with Joel/Gus/Jason from around 2005 (the first time Gavin met them?) (Gavin is wearing the same shirt on the podcast, 27:15 split screen, Gavin's tiny head/Gavin's head) | |
| RTP ##53 | |
| 3:55-4:25/4:42-5:36 Joel bugged Burnie to get a company credit card for his traveling and his first charge on the card was Starbucks (Joel was one of the last ones who haven't got their own company credit card yet) | |
| #59 at 40:38-41:50 People at the company charge their company credit card for food | |
| #164 at 31:42 Gus has the most charges on a credit card | |
| #583 Post Show (around 17:30) Gus' problems transitioning from the old company credit card to the new one (under Warner Media) | |
| 22:42 Joel: "You're crazy" Burnie: "I'm not crazy!" | |
| 56:11-1:00:15 A Jedi Knight got fired from his job in the U.K., Jedi religion / Universal Life Church, Gus performed the wedding ceremony for Geoff and Griffon and for Griffon's brother, Gus is an ordained minister, Gus officiated the wedding) | |
| #94 at 3:07-3:50 Gus getting ordained | |
| #108 at 1:24:55-1:27:33 Heckling a 12 year-old magician at Geoff and Griffon's wedding (The Amazing Ray) | |
| #115 at 12:30~14:10 Geoff and Griffon's wedding, Gus officiated 2 weddings total, Esther was drunk during hers and Gus' wedding | |
| #245 at 6:34-8:38/11:30-12:31 Gus officiating at Jack and Caiti's wedding, Gus was asked to bless the food/to say a prayer (also in #336 below), about Gus being ordained/getting ordained | |
| #336 at ~58:30 Gus is thinking about retiring from that | |
| 1:06:50-1:09:40 A company that manufactures jetpacks/jet packs, sheep attached to rockets | |
| 1:11:47-1:13:37 A man was flying his private plane with another passenger in it and the propeller fell off during the flight and they had to land on a beach and the plane hit a jogger that didn't hear the plane coming (private plane crashed landed) | |
| #396 at 26:51 (same?) | |
| #486 Post Show at 13:50 A video of a man flying a private plane and the propellor falls off | |
| (~1:13:45-1:14:47 Hybrid cars/Electric cars don't make as much noise so pedestrians get hit / First mention of the Tesla car that Burnie wanted to buy) | |
| #231 at 23:45~28:00 Tesla car | |
| #250 at 9:44 Burnie got his Tesla (Burnie's Tesla) | |
| #252 at 1:02:23 | |
| #256 at 1:33:46 | |
| #274 at 57:46~1:00:00 Firmware updates, 58:18 Creep mode/creep feature in an electric car, riffing on it- it adds a thin mustache to the car and plays ice cream truck tunes ('it could make an episode of Let's Build') | |
| #293 at 1:15:33 | |
| #311 at 1:08:48 | |
| #318 at 38:49 | |
| #346 at 1:23:06~1:27:30 Gavin was with Burnie when Burnie's car swerved into traffic due to Auto Drive (a car merged from the right next to the Tesla, veered, cruise control) | |
| #347 at 1:10:40/1:16:54 | |
| #358 at 1:09:56 Burnie can call his car to come pick him up from its parking space | |
| #373 Post Show at ~18:04 Burnie feels safer using his phone while driving than using his phone while walking (texting and driving while in auto-drive, texting and walking, Burnie wanted to turn auto drive while walking, driving and using.., it's safer/Burnie is safer) | |
| #379 at 1:28:16 A guy has fallen asleep in his Tesla on auto-drive, Burnie and his kids drove to an empty road to test the auto-drive feature (you need to touch the steering wheel once in a while) | |
| #383 at 48:10/50:19 First casualty in a self-driving car (Tesla in auto-drive), a tractor trailer merged to the lane and it looked like the sky | |
| #390 at 1:04:19 You're not allowed to fix a flat tire on a Tesla because it's dangerous to jack the car | |
| #488 at 26:56 Gus got his Model 3 invite / 28:42 deisgnated parking spaces for charging electric vehicles | |
| #543 at 1:07:49 Burnie's charging port cover/front cover of his Tesla fell off (+more about auto drive) | |
| RTP ##54 | |
| 12:08-13:12 Gus and Geoff had a goal to drink at every bar in Austin (get drunk at every bar, AustinDrinkers.com, Austin Drinkers) | |
| #569 at 31:54~36:00 Their other projects/their side projects before/during the beginning of RT (Austin Drinkers / Drunk Gamers / Price Punchers etc.) | |
| ~21:06-23:11 Burnie is the first one to bring up that Jack is the 5th generation of his family in Austin (Austinite) (#135 at 17:32/19:20-20:19, +Gus vs. the white people that took the land from Mexico) / Jack asked everybody if they remember the blue bonnets hanging in the old airport | |
| #219 ~1:11:27~1:13:05 Jack thinks it's cool that Austin was mentioned in The Office, Gavin asks Jack why is he so proud of Austin- he didn't have anything to do with creating Austin he was just "shit out of a vagina" in it, Gavin says that Jack must have "monked off" at least once after he learned that he was 5th generation.. | |
| [Immersion:] | |
| #54 at 3:37-9:48/16:56-17:33 Shooting The Videogame Car Immersion, filming in the sun all day, they got burned/they got sunburned/sun burned (first Immersion), people kept coming to that abandoned parking lot while they were filming (#56 at 10:20-10:46 Brandon produced/directed it) | |
| #61 at 1:32-1:47/2:12-3:12 everyone is sore/got burned/hurting, second Immersion shoot (maybe Side Scrolling in Real Life?) | |
| #270 at 1:35:41~1:38:00 shooting Immersion and getting hurt (Gavin and Michael) | |
| #272 at 1:04:00-1:09:03/1:11:58-1:15:42 Mario Kart Immersion, Gavin talked about his penis for 5 minutes during the Immersion shoot, Gavin's penis comes up a lot), Michael didn't wear a seatbelt in the shot where he accidentally flipped the kart, 1:14:25-1:15:16 Michael faked his death during a shoot of another Immersion (Michael warned people that he was going to do it) | |
| #266 at 13:01 Split Screen Immersion (paintball), Michael fell into a hole in the ground 3 times | |
| #274 at ~1:32:00~1:34:30 injuring themselves during Trials Immersion | |
| #275 at 35:35-37:40 Filmed in a field, large concrete pipe/a pipe, Gavin and Michael with a skateboard with 3 wheels, Gus found toy cars, hotwheels hot wheels | |
| #405 at 29:55 | |
| #280 at 13:26-15:26, Michael injured himself jumping over Gavin's kart | |
| #360 at 20:07 Lindsay got injured on the Space Invaders Immersion (slipped and fell on a bar, the medics they hired for the shoot were no help) | |
| #420 at 28:41~31:25 Last Of Us Immersion, hanging upside down/hung upside down, blood vessels in their faces popped (also on RTX Sydney 2017 around 8:00~10:00) | |
| #421 at 3:07~6:10 Gavin got hurt by a paintball to his lips https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/844369396189548545 (backup https://archive.fo/2ixFc) https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/846933450305277952 (backup https://i.imgur.com/aeQmOW6.png) | |
| #57 at 40:26-41:51 Started production on new episodes, preparing to do bad things to Geoff | |
| #89 at 54:00~55:10/55:50-58:00/1:05:15~1:07:00 The L4D door as promotion for the show, relunching the pilot episode and then releasing the new ones | |
| #92 at 16:34-18:01 Who suffers/workd more - the hosts or the labrats? | |
| #95 at 50:07-51:44 Burnie and Brandon did an interview about Immersion and complimented Griffon about all the work she does on the show and all she wrote back to Burnie was that he made a mistake by saying that they bought the costumes that she made | |
| #95 at 1:12:12 Video Game Foods Immersion | |
| #422 at ~18:01 | |
| #112 at 46:09-47:41 Immersion ripoff (ripoff of Immersion, G4's new show that's like Immersion, similar to Immersion) | |
| #251 at 43:46~45:15 The Verge article about a video that's similar to "The Videogame Car" (similar video, copying Immersion/like Immersion) https://www.theverge.com/2013/12/26/5246416/crazy-race-tests-whether-virtual-driving-skills-carry-over-to-real-life | |
| #464 at 18:41 A guy converted his Lamborghini/used his car as a controller in a racing game (converted his car) | |
| #205 at 54:43-54:53/1:06:36-1:07:50 Immersion on TV? (Immersion show/immersion tv show/immersion as) [1:11:49 Burnie left out Australia in the list of countries that would be left out] | |
| #220 at ~35:00 | |
| #274 at 1:41:50 (brief) | |
| #220 at 28:28~38:40 Simulation Racer Immersion, more about Immersion in general | |
| #259 at 1:44:06 Loud woodchipper near an Immersion shoot, Michael kept going because he couldn't hear that they stopped filming (he was blindfolded), a guy almost fell into the woodchipper (chipping wood) | |
| #266 at 16:33-18:23 A scrapped idea/a canceled idea for Immersion: an MMA fighter beating the shit out of Gavin and Michael (canceled Immersion idea) | |
| #387 at 1:03:21 briefly | |
| #354 at 1:07:40 They shot an Immersion that didn't work (they hired professional people that were too worried about safety which made it not fun and they also wanted to fake it because that's what they're used to from other productions) (failed Immersion) (#358 at 1:32:30 it was a Skyrim episode) | |
| #324 at 5:41~8:25 Blaine's footage from Immersion had a pubic hair on the lens/inside the lens (they rented the camera from someone) | |
| #348 at 1:22:20-1:23:38 Fallout 4 Immersion (Gavin shot Tyler with a nerf dart) | |
| #349 at ~37:54-41:38/50:07-54:51 (includes: finding a torn down building/finding an old building/abandoned warehouse, Gavin wore a magnifying visor/vizor, more about Gavin accidentally shooting Tyler, Michael found an old beer, 50:07 Gavin's point of view/Gavin's photo/Gavin's picture/Gavin's face is stretched, found old documents/old forms of patients that used to stay there, building used to be, keywords- mental facility/mental hospital) | |
| #354 at 1:09:54 5 Nights At Freddy's Immersion | |
| #358 at 1:33:40 Metal Gear Solid Immersion | |
| #369 at 1:46:22-1:47:35 A GoPro camera was lost and the found during Star Wars Jetpacks in Real Life Immersion (GoPro fell/GoPro was lost/they found it, lost a gopro/lost the goprolost gopro) / 1:47:48 more about the Immersion | |
| #380 at 1:40:35~1:42:50 | |
| #380 at 1:42:49 more about that Immersion, Barbara got hit smashing on the water | |
| #388 Post Show at 13:40 Miles messed up the settings on the camera/Miles messed up his his shots (Miles filmed/Miles shot) | |
| #401 Post Show (before the middle?) Long talk about Immersion, different Immersions, +11:31 Editing the opening discussion of Immersion | |
| #405 at 28:34 Surgeon Simulator Immersion | |
| #521 at 1:01:01 | |
| #552 at 53:40 (before it aired) Shark Week Immersion | |
| #554 at 1:06:18 (before it aired) Shark Week Immersion / (Burnie's coincidence) 1:07:17 A girl was killed by sharks at the Bahamas after they left | |
| #555 at 25:43/35:27 (before it aired) Gavin got covered in goop on the boat/Gavin got covered in puke (Ryan Hall's puke that got carried by the wind) / 56:42~1:06:00/~1:08:17 the mic was cutting out because a shark bit the sensor/transponder underwater, and more about the Immersion including a video of sharks swimming near the boat | |
| #555 Post Show - "Spoilercast" about the Immersion (includes: 12:50 Burnie flubbed one of the takes of the opening shot where the drone flies away from them to reveal the boat, it started to fly away and Burnie said "wait wait wait goddammit!") [they ended up including it as the opening shot, before the good take] | |
| Cloudberry Kingdom Part 21 (after around 9:00) talking about NBA Jam in Real Life Immersion | |
| RTP ##55 | |
| 3:41-5:43/8:25-9:47 Gus and Burnie were invited to the Frag Dolls party and they said they would come but then didn't show up because of the dress code ("The rules were changed after promises were made", didn't allow t-shirts or sneakers/etc.) | |
| 4:32-5:05 Joel was auctioned off and didn't have the right clothes to wear [win a date with Joel for charity, didn't have a tie, bow] | |
| (also mentioned during:) #81 at (8:46-) 9:05-11:24 Joel was told to MC a costume context (cosplay contest, they sprung it on him, at A-Kon [A-Con], didn't have a tuxedo), Joel didn't know any of the people, a guy in the third row kept making fun of him so he called him to the stage to MC with him, had to vamp for an hour with Dan on the stage. | |
| (6:11~7:00 Burnie already made the Frag Dolls mad once by talking to them while they were in an Assassin's Creed cosplay, while they weren't supposed to talk. Mentioned on an earlier podcast- they said to Burnie "You don't understand what we're doing" after he said he loves what they're doing) (+7:00 them standing up to the hottest girls in gaming, being Bad Boys 101) | |
| 26:16-28:18 Lesley the homeless guy (Jack saw him hitchhiking and regrets not giving him a ride, Leslie) | |
| #110 at 29:26-31:48, Lesley | |
| 28:26~33:20 A guy tried to steal a game at PAX (plugged in his laptop and started copying the video game, downloaded the source code for Breach, stealing a game/steals a game/stolen a game) (also in #56 at 9:00-10:19) | |
| ~36:56-37:25 First time mentioning Monty (after PAX) | |
| #56 at 4:44-5:12 Monty's first words on the podcast ("what up yo") | |
| ~40:27-41:11 Their Internet connection is for private users/residential (slow Internet speeds/slow speeds/bad Internet/office Internet) | |
| 41:32-43:46 A pirated version of a game had people fill in a survey with all of their information and take a screenshot of their desktop and send it all to the company's servers and publish it for everyone to see to combat piracy (modified setup file, entrapment, Japan) | |
| 43:47-46:41 Internet mob in china finding people who were captured on video doing bad things or things that they disapprove of and hunt them down and ruin their lives ("Meat Searches"/Human Flesh Search Engine) | |
| 49:10-50:32/50:49-51:12 Having April 1st as an anniversary is frustrating (people think every announcement is a prank), they wanted to do a prank on the website: making the homepage appear blurry and saying that it's 3D and that people have to buy glasses from them to read the page (website prank, scrapped prank/canceled prank, scrapped idea) | |
| #55 at 51:13-51:44 During the Drunk Gamers days they joked about having a premium sponsor model where you would see all of the E's that were missing all over the website (because E is the most common letter and consumed the most bandwidth, missing letter, scrapped prank) | |
| #106 at 35:17~36:07 No more announcements on April 1st (no more releasing stuff..) | |
| #212 at 6:55~8:40 anniversary on that date, April 1st jokes, some employees called them and said the store crashed (as a joke) (after that is the RTAA about firing someone on april 1st) | |
| #107 at ~32:19-34:03 They fooled Becca/They convinced Becca that she had to stay at the booth overnight to guard it (pranked Becca) | |
| #282 at 1:21:22-1:22:36 | |
| #427 at 1:16:50 [Becca is on the podcast] | |
| #485 at 23:20 | |
| 57:04~59:00 You couldn't watch Star Wars for years after it came out (it played in theaters when it came out and that's it) (Burnie saw it 36 times) | |
| 1:00:54 Gus: "Fight fight fight" | |
| RTP ##56 | |
| ~2:53~3:15 Gus and Geoff kissed on camera on CNN, Geoff and Gus kissed | |
| #362 at 59:04 | |
| #169 near the end Burnie mentions kissing Gavin while recreating a scene from the Matrix, Gavin and Burnie made out | |
| #194 at 16:10-16:34 Burnie kissed Kerry, Burnie and Kerry kissed | |
| #362 at 57:58~58:50 Burnie and Gus kissed, Burnie kissed Gus (also about kissing Kerry) | |
| #429 at 1:27:09 GIF of Burnie kissing Kerry | |
| #210 at 14:46-15:29 talking about the yet-to-be-released short where Gavin kisses Tom Booker (without giving details) | |
| #220 at 1:01:22~1:04:36 Talking about Gavin kissing Tom Booker in the RT Short Slow Mo Love (Gavin making out with Tom Booker), Chris' face while filming/Chris miming a kiss behind the camera | |
| #226 at 1:04:54~1:06:00 | |
| #239 at 31:00~34:00 mentioning/showing the short (Joel's original idea was Jack and him kissing hot girls and then each other), Gavin ponders if making out with a dude means that you're comfortable with your sexuality/straightness or that you're gay (more gay/less gay/more less gay/less more gay), 31:58 Gavin: "How gay am I?" (there's a scale) (also referencing #237 at 55:45, below) (keywords: is Gavin gay?/Gavin's gay?) | |
| #221 at 20:58 Drunk Arryn kisses a girl, Chris can't handle it ("it's just too hot"), bisexuality (Gavin-"sip from the furry cup") | |
| #338 Post Show at ~4:00 Michael and Miles sent Barbara a video of them kissing (they got really drunk on Michael's first week at RT, Michael and Miles kissed) | |
| (^general conversation starts earlier and continues after - about girls kissing at parties, girls making out, attention whores, referencing something Burnie said on the previous podcast) | |
| 11:40-13:56 1 year anniversary of the podcast (of the weekly podcast), talking about the test podcasts they didn't end up releasing, before you release something you should do it 6 times to get a hang of it/multiple episodes/make 6 episodes before you put out the first episode (also in #88 at 39:38-40:50, talking about Immersion), Monty listened to all of the podcasts | |
| 15:46-16:13 Monty created a cosplay costume for his girlfriend (Monty's girlfriend, a female version of Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy) | |
| 22:17-23:11 A guy bought an iPad just to destroy it in front all of the people in line | |
| 29:24-30:39 Choosing their own job titles at the company (Gus wants a promotion from Vice President of Napping to Director of Moon Based Operations, Geoff is Corporate Banana, Burnie is The Executive Something) | |
| #125 at 6:41-7:03, Gus was Regional Monkey | |
| #212 56:13-56:37 Gus' real "fake-sounding" title- Senior Technical Advisor, and the fake- Hand Of Xenu | |
| 37:09-37:44 Gus is allergic to grass and was forced to cut the grass as a kid | |
| #274 at 3:40-4:20 Young Gus used to get 3 shots a week for his allergies, for 5 years (allergy shots, Gus' allergies) | |
| #367 at 1:24:19~1:25:20 | |
| #515 at 56:20 | |
| #204 at 1:30:35/1:32:10 Gus is allergic to perfume, gives him rashes/headache, uses unscented products | |
| 37:45-38:19 Matt is allergic to chlorine in water | |
| #274 at 4:20 | |
| 39:12-41:58 Self-sustained commune/sustainable commune, recycling, floating plastic in the Pacific ocean/Great Pacific garbage patch (plastic island) | |
| 43:12-44:13 A show called 1860's House (Victorian Slum House: The 1860s), a show about a family that had to live by 1860's rules | |
| 53:54-56:20 Brontosaurus doesn't exist, dinosaurs | |
| 1:05:08 "We're Internet dinosaurs"/Burnie: "I'm a DotOrgosaurus" [quote]) (in response to Monty telling them they come off as old men talking about the old days, Monty doesn't understand the joke/doesn't understand why this is funny, dinosaur joke) [Geoff repeats it as a joke in #57 at ~48:37-49:23] [#58 at ~26:47-27:18, Jacks' Algebrasaurus, DotOrgosaurus was added to UrbanDictionary: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=.orgasaurus + https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dotorgasaurus] | |
| [spoilers:] | |
| #56 at ~23:03-23:52 The earliest spoilers that they've experienced (book 6 of Harry Potter, Star Trek Wrath Of Khan) | |
| #146 at 59:59-1:01:53 Trailers spoiling movies (The Grey, Star Wars-dual bladed Lightsaber, Mission Impossible, Terminator 2) (trailers ruining films, spoilers in trailers, ruined plot twists) | |
| #164 at 54:50~57:00 Terminator 2 (after that also mentioning cabin in the woods) | |
| #254 at 30:35-31:40 Star Wars (lightsaber) | |
| #283 at 1:32:20 Terminator 2 | |
| #328 at 1:28:41~1:31:00 Terminator (+Brandon's gf watched it without knowing) [+Star Wars (Luke/Vader), not trailer-related] | |
| #347 at 31:14 Terminator (every trailer has spoilers in that franchise), the weapon from No Country For Old Men | |
| #483 at 37:06 Thor: Ragnarok, Jon and trailers that spoil (he doesn't watch any trailers after he decides to see a movie) | |
| #534 at 1:51:18~1:52:00 Terminator, A Dog's Way Home | |
| #574 at 19:29 Wonder Woman 1984 | |
| #196 at 26:27-27:50 Jordan spoiled Skyfall while Jack was in the room, someone spoiled The Sixth Sense for Gus (spoilers) | |
| #259 at 15:48 also about Skyfall | |
| #260 at 44:12 also about The Sixth Sense | |
| #224 at 1:37:11 Chris doesn't want spoilers for Battlestar Galactica/Buffy | |
| #225 at 1:15:17 Some people tweeted them spoilers for Game Of Thrones and some of them had a hard time blocking the user without seeing the tweets | |
| #232 at 30:21-31:57 Burnie about the guy at the gym that didn't want to hear spoilers for Breaking Bad because he hasn't started watching it yet, not talking about stuff that other people haven't even started watching (spoiler rules/spoilers rules/spoilers etiquette/spoilers time limit) | |
| #260 at 43:05~44:10 Spoilers for a 5 months old movie?, there should be a timeframe after which you can discuss a movie freely | |
| #328 at 19:28~22:00 also about the spoilers time limit etc. | |
| #492 at 1:12:07-1:13:20 | |
| #371 at ~33:59 Spoilers in regards to the Amazing Race ("how long do spoilers last?") | |
| #491 at 32:24~32:50 About dealing with spoilers and who's responsibility it is (regarding Infinity War) | |
| #543 at 1:22:34 Different spoilers timeframes for TV shows vs. movies | |
| #305 at 1:10:31 Burnie's least favorite kind of spoilers, non-detailed spoilers/non-spoilers ("hho wait for the twist at the end", you end up constantly asking yourself "is this the twist? is this that moment?") | |
| #418 at 57:19 | |
| #316 at 47:38 Blaine spoiled the movie he just watched next to people who were in line to see it (spoiled Ex-Machina) | |
| #546 at 1:18:46 | |
| #452 at 7:55 Blaine spoiled/Blaine texted Ashley about the latest Game Of Thrones episode but Ashley and Burnie hadn't seen it yet because they were in Mexico, Burnie texted Blaine "stop texting Ashley" without saying why | |
| #470 Post Show at ~1:03~2:10 | |
| #324 Post Show at ~4:57 Encountering spoilers (Twitter's spoiler culture, The Walking Dead/Game Of Thrones) | |
| #327 at ~46:26 (spoilers on the podcast) Gavin and Barbara spoil, Barbara spoils something about a show that they watch (GoT?), zombies/little girl, Gavin: If you have a kid/Barbara: If you have a young girl | |
| #357 at 24:13 Blaine spoils something from GoT (bleeped in the edited version, with a face of George R. R. Martin) (#410 at 38:20 it was about Lady Stoneheart) | |
| #358 at 1:02:29 Barbara spoils Making A Murderer(?) | |
| #493 at (?) Burnie spoils a character reveal in the post credits/end credits scene in Deadpool 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/roosterteeth/comments/8lcmqi/rooster_teeth_podcast_burnie_brings_the_spoilers/dzeisg2/ (cut from the edited version) | |
| #511 at 23:50 | |
| #644 at 46:36 Gus spoils Invincible (Superman animated show) | |
| #370 at ~1:06:09 Harry Potter (Snape/Dumbledore) RT Short Spoiler Warning, Burnie learned about a Walking Dead character's death from a post online / 1:09:34 earliest spoilers in human history (The Bible, etc., first spoilers) | |
| #511 at ~24:51~26:20 Blaine's way of avoiding spoilers, Infinity War spoilers in the movie theater by people that watched an earlier screening, Blaine was talking in the movie theater about Star Wars 8 that he just saw and a guy screamed at him (and the people around him) | |
| #562 at 1:26:54 Barbara asked a guy to stop talking about people's reaction to the Game Of Thrones finale when they landed (were on a flight right when the series finale ended, learning about people's reaction still spoils the experience) | |
| #625 at ~24:46/26:33 They spoil something about The Mandalorian's latest episode (Yoda's name, Grogu) | |
| #626 at 3:56 | |
| [timezones:] | |
| #56 at 23:54-25:07 People don't know their own timezone, people don't know how timezones work so they ask when RvB comes out in their timezone, +countdowns are relative to your time | |
| #304 at 9:24~9:40 People who are confused about countdowns to shows ('when is the countdown gonna end in my timezone?') | |
| #164 at 4:11~5:15 Burnie: 'Australia is 9 hours earlier than us, tomorrow', Gus: 'flying to Australia you land 2 days after you take off', Gavin: "Is it possible to land before you took off?" [science] | |
| #173 at 11:06 Burnie explains that they landed before they took off when they left Japan | |
| #173 at 5:16-6:52/8:23~8:50 Furthest timezone point from where you are, Gavin: "being at the front of time", GMT is the center of time so +12/+14 is the front of time, international date line, furthest point geographically but not furthest in time | |
| #173 at 8:23-12:57 Argument, [science] Gavin: "One day lasts for 50 hours on the whole planet" (one date lasts../a day lasts../a date.., 26 timezones, -12 to +14) [when a date starts in a +14 timezone it will only start 26 hours later in a -12 timezone and will last there for additional 24 hours (so 26+24=50)], then Burnie tries to explain it when he finally understands what Gavin is saying (flying across date lines) and then Gus understands, skipping over the international date line from +14 to -12 after spending 24 hours at +14, going in circles in the North Pole where the timezones meet. | |
| #532 at 1:01:54/~1:04:13/1:07:46/1:09:07 revisiting the argument | |
| (#216 below Gavin is on the other side of a similar(?) argument) | |
| #348 at (1:24:33) 1:25:08~1:28:00 Kerry and the same argument, "how long is a day" (around the world, how long is it Wednesday) | |
| #526 Post Show at ~4:19 Getting more hours in a day while flying through different timezones (for a fitness challenge in a watch, standing every hour, more than 24 hours in one day) | |
| #173 at 13:12~14:20 Getting rid of timezones, everybody should have the same time across the world (same timezone), it should just mean something different depending on where you are (2 a.m. for example will be different based on location), Gavin: it wouldn't be like that on a new planet, 15:45-16:06 China has one timezone | |
| #330 at 15:47~17:20 also (+or at least having one timezone for each country) | |
| #173 at ~13:25~15:00 Will there be timezones on Mars or will it have a single timezone? Could we sync Mars time to Earth time? [science] | |
| #173 at 15:20~5:45 30 minutes timezones (also 15 minutes) | |
| #173 at 17:00-17:20 Can you skip your birthday? | |
| #216 at 50:20-52:50 Argument, they try to convince Gavin that you lose a day when you fly to Australia and back (losing a day/skipping a day/skip a day, taking off on Monday and landing on Wednesday you lose Tuesday, a date on the calendar that you don't experience) | |
| #367 at ~55:15 Chris skipped his birthday while on a plane to RTX Australia ("I remember it as Tuesday because it felt like it didn't happen", "how cool would it be if my birthday was one day later and it didn't exist") | |
| #176 at 25:23 Gavin and what time it is in space (space timezone, ISS time, what time is it in space) [science] | |
| #177 at 44:43-45:11 | |
| #285 at ~1:13:24~1:14:28 Confusion about timezones and "behind/ahead/minus../plus.." (difference between Hawaii/U.S./U.K.) | |
| #304 at 8:59 People commenting on Gavin saying he has 14 hours to get to the podcast from England - they're saying that he shouldn't worry because of the time difference | |
| #516 Post Show at 8:58~15:10 Burnie's phonecall to the U.K. (Burnie missed the call), argument, GMT during Daylight Savings Time (BST/DST), 'we had daylight savings time so we're not on GMT in London but we still say GMT' | |
| #532 at ~1:00:00 revisit of the argument | |
| #519 at 1:04:23~1:06:30 (argument) a bill to get rid of Daylight Savings Time in Texas, Burnie likes when it gets dark earlier, Burnie: DST's purpose to reduce energy consumption (people aren't active in these hours), Gavin: you don't actually get more daylight from changing the clock | |
| RTP ##57 | |
| 1:26~4:00 Passed Hot For Words in subscribers, Rooster Teeth Youtube channel was sitting idle until they requested it | |
| 12:44-13:04 Geoff stole his teacher's purse and found her slimfast (Geoff's teacher) | |
| 14:56-31:15 Streamy's debacle (people dry humping the presenters/streakers/DVD presentation problems/a vulgar guy dressed like a pimp, award presenters: Chris Hardwick & Lisa Nova, award show controversy, Youtubers/vloggers/content creators, a bad award show doesn't say anything about the industry itself, it's not necessary to have an award ceremony for Internet content [do it online]) [~19:49 mentioning the VGA, video games awards, where the winners' names were painted on named women] [19:36/20:21 mentioning iJustine towards the end till 20:43] | |
| ~31:59~33:15 Stupid company names: HBO/Home Box Office, PayPal, Friendster, Facebook, Amazon | |
| 34:45~40:11 Old videos/old websites/old viral videos/old sites they used to visit (humor videos/funny videos, classic web videos) [Threebrain - Weeeee / albinoblacksheep / rathergood, Burnie plays a song, Homestar Runner, Strawberry Shortcake/Miss Muffy, Trey Parker and Matt Stone's Princess flash series, Gabo Core?/Coming soon flash] | |
| #180 at ~41:38-44:00, more newer ones, including You Suck At Photoshop | |
| #253 at 58:51 you'd think the Internet would have documented itself but things still disappeared, old videos that are gone from the Internet (old web series, videos that you can't find anymore), The Spot, Stinkymeat project(?) (sticky B?/stink b?) | |
| #362 at 1:19:01/~1:21:53/1:22:23 A viral video that got deleted/funny video, couldn't find it, mystic cat/bad mystic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8P2941gDSM | |
| #362 at 1:19:59~1:20:30/1:21:09~1:21:55 Gavin's idea - internethole.com (Internet Hole), a site where you can ask and find videos that disappeared from the Internet (deleted videos/removed videos) | |
| 50:09-50:39 Monty would smash his keyboard in frustration (Monty hits his desk, Monty pounds on his desk) | |
| 51:22-51:55 Burnie and the idea that after you die you have to watch your life as an observer, watching all the time you wasted (the time that you have wasted, watching your life/watch your life), time wasted watching progress bars, it would be hell if you had to watch your own life as an observer, wasted time/wasting timed (at the end of your life) | |
| #180 at ~36:27-36:48 | |
| #393 at 26:05-27:22 | |
| RTX Sydney 2018 (Part 1) at 7:58 The horror of the unexpected front-facing camera (watching your life through the front camera) | |
| 52:00-53:43 Geoff threw his controller twice in frustration playing Just Cause | |
| 55:08-55:46 Burnie wants a mute button on Twitter | |
| 56:19~57:30 A kid got 1,300$ in debt in Farmville (microtransactions) | |
| 59:32-1:01:21 shop) | |
| [Their misconceptions/misspellings/mispronouncing/grammar mistakes, pronunciations differences:] | |
| (also relevant - the list of GIF/JIF above + grammar list) | |
| #57 at 8:33-9:00 Burnie thought there were 2 versions of the word separate (verb and adjective, seperate) | |
| #236 at 1:32:50 | |
| #498 at 56:38-57:15 | |
| #57 at 9:04-10:30 A teacher told Burnie that glass is a supercooled liquid and that's why windows change over time (Burnie spread that misinformation to Geoff, windows droop) | |
| #163 at 54:04-54:47 | |
| #527 at ~57:40/1:00:01 | |
| #652 at 5:54~7:00 Drew | |
| #57 at 10:31-11:06 Gus' teacher mispronounced Ennui and Frank tried to correct her | |
| #498 at 53:52 | |
| #59 at 34:15-34:57 Gus' pronunciation of Won ( Juan / One , "won""juan""one"), Ring, Chicago (Gus can't pronounce/Gus can't say/Gus mispronounces) | |
| #60 at 38:37-39:05 Singing / 43:42-44:08 Won/Juan | |
| #327 at 19:03 Barbara's Won is the same as Gus' | |
| #64 at 31:36~32:30 Gus couldn't say gumball (goomball) | |
| #131 at 49:03-49:25 Chicago | |
| #172 at 1:57-3:16 Bing, One, "TWo" | |
| #186 (Part 7) at 5:31-6:47 Gavin's friend pronounced Chimney as Chimly / what’s the word that they misunderstood for the longest time, Burnie mispronounced Epitome, Gus- Biopic, Miles- Mjolnir (modulinear) | |
| #219 at ~7:38-7:55 Burnie- Biopic | |
| #220 at 1:06:47-1:08:21 J.J.- Bukkake, Burnie's friend mispronouncing Souffle as Suffle, Burnie- Epitome, a news anchor read literally as lite rally, Gavin- Joaquin Phoenix, they mention Biopic again | |
| #236 at 1:33:18 Chris and Gracias/Gracious | |
| #248 at ~23:46~24:08 Burnie says exetera (et cetera, etc.) | |
| #260 at 41:57-42:30 The plural of Lego (Legos or Lego pieces, Lego ) | |
| #457 at 32:20/35:20 | |
| #281 at ~1:16:45~1:18:47 Burnie mispronouncing: fuselage/fuelselage, maybe the first mention of Bolth, argument about Buoy (booey/buoyancy, urinal/urine) | |
| #282 at 1:13:51-1:14:12 Router/route | |
| #312 at ~0:53 Bolth | |
| #395 at 24:10-26:12 (+Evan Bregman) | |
| #317 at ~20:59 Also about Buoys | |
| #315 at 20:45 Gavin: Alpha/Alpher (Gavin pronounces), Burnie/Gavin: Snooker | |
| #343 at 7:40 Head/ead (in your ead/'ead, also 1-2 times before 7:40) | |
| #347 at 1:15:00 Duel/jewel | |
| #399 Post Show at ~11:09 Purrgeot/Peugeot and the intrusive R | |
| #428 at ~4:40~6:20 Ass/arse (Gavin has been saying arse the whole time, lowkey argument) | |
| (#349 Post Show at 10:16 Gavin about how it was weird to him to hear Sophie Ellis-Bextor singing in an English accent, "dance") | |
| #328 at 23:22 Adam pronounces GeoCities differently (Adam flub kinda), they make fun of that for a few minutes | |
| (#348 at 23:50 Michael changed his Mario pronunciation) | |
| #367 at 46:04-47:53 Species | |
| #390 at ~44:25~44:50 Barbara overpronounces the G in Long (Gavin tries to make her say "giving") | |
| #397 Post Show at 30:59 Ryan mispronounces Gist/Apex/V-log (vlog) | |
| #400 at 42:39 V-log | |
| #404 at ~31:30~32:20 (Burnie) Imgur (im-gur/imager), (Brandon) Expresso/Espresso | |
| #414 at ~24:22/24:32 Chris mispronounces chasm | |
| #429 at 1:05:45-1:09:50 Pronouncing street names (GPS mispronouncing Chicon, Manor, Sepulveda), pronouncing places/pronouncing countries (Melbourne, Barcelona, Leicester, Montreal/Toronto) (Austin streets names) | |
| #566 at 42:44 Game: Pronouncing streets in Austin/Texas (Manor/Manchaca/Burnet/Kuykendahl/Bexar/Refugio/Nacogdoches/Waxahacie/Llano/Boerne) (commonly mispronounced places) | |
| #534 at ~12:10 Pronouncing Antarctica (argument) | |
| #535 at 32:19 | |
| #441 at 28:04-28:15 Bethany thought a laptop was called a "labtop" | |
| #442 at ~20:44-22:17 Gal Gadot/Brigitte Bardot (pronouncing names) | |
| #442 at 22:17-23:13 Chris' cousin pronounced ignoramus as Ignore A Moose (when reading it), Chris pronounced determined as "deter-mined" (when reading it), also mentioning epitome and biopic | |
| #442 at 23:45 Machinima (masheenima) | |
| #498 at 52:33 Barbara and cows chewing cud, Barbara thought cud was a baby cow/calf | |
| #498 at 55:57-56:38 Gavin and the phrase "Hold your horses" = be stable | |
| #505 at 1:22:01 Barbara and Wheelbarrow/Wheelbarrel | |
| #577 at 1:25:17 Painstaking is Pains Taking and not Pain Staking | |
| #605 at 47:50 Umbrella ("Umberella" and where the emphasis is [Trevor]), compass (comp-ass), Gavin about him making T-sounds like Chu (YouTube, but it’s ok in “Situation”), Adam becomes Scottish when he says "prescription", Gus said “e-clair” | |
| The Most #9 ("Smörgås Borg") at ~20:59 Gus and Smörgåsbord | |
| #668 at 24:58 Gus mispronounced parabola (doing a voice over on another podcast), Chris' "determined" (mentioned above), Kayla- damned as "dam-mend", Gavin- idiot as "e-da-iot" (~27:30) | |
| RTP ##58 | |
| 4:33-4:43 Burnie: "And now the bean bear chag is gone" (bean bag chair, bean-bag chair, Burnie flub) | |
| 2:53-3:00/5:21-5:50 Burnie won 200$ in Vegas without going (Jack won Burnie 200$) | |
| #99 at ~2:49 Joel and Jack are going to Las Vegas (going to Vegas) (canceled trip - #116 at ~24:14~26:50/#118 at 35:59-36:46, snow, Joel had to work, something with Jack's girlfriend) (+below) | |
| #116 at 14:05-18:02/26:52-27:36 Their gambling in Vegas (Joel, Burnie about people that get angry at his wife or other people for "taking their cards" - also see #201 below) | |
| #117 at ~51:10~54:09 Joel's gambling | |
| #118 at 4:30~7:27/9:16-12:01 Back from Vegas, Craps, roulette table probability after a streak of the same color (blacks in a row/reds in a row) (Burnie/Jack) | |
| #131 at 37:46-41:12 Jack scheduled another trip with Joel for Joel's birthday, Jack is "like a battered wife", "going to Vegas is it's own gamble" | |
| #132 at 40:49-41:37/42:56-45:48 Joel won 12,000$ | |
| #138 at 18:56-22:20 Brandon lost money in New Zealand, predetermined ratio of Wins-Loses | |
| #140 at 54:17-56:45 Sports betting (Joel/Jack) | |
| #142 at 55:55-58:55 Joel bet on sporting events on the Internet | |
| #143 at 8:33-13:17 continue^ | |
| #147 at 2:25~8:30 Joel lost money in Vegas, and more (Burnie: Vegas can get you to zero dollars-You can't get Vegas to zero) | |
| #201 at 55:30-1:00:34 Gus learned Craps (went to Vegas), talking about Black Jack/Poker, when other players at the table complain that somebody "took" their card/ruined the table/changed the table/etc. (new players) | |
| last part about "ruining a table" also in #218 at 1:30:10 / #329 at 9:54 (also #116 above) | |
| #205 at 34:43 Barbara's first trip to Vegas, broke even in gambling | |
| #208 at 1:00 brief Joel, Gus was told by the dealer "we don't quit when we're up on you" (after Gus quit while he was ahead, Gus cashed out), about the casinos / 51:00 more Joel (his gambling spreadsheet, counting cards in blackjack, losing 5,000$), about the dealers, Burnie got angry while gambling and said to Gus that he was going to light a fire in the bathroom and burn the place to the ground, more about Joel (the Casino Pit Boss/the security guard menacingly told Joel that it's good that he's cashing out and leaving) / 59:44 Joel/Roulette tables | |
| #218 at 1:19:52-1:22:21 Gus about the Mexican dude at the Craps table vs. the waitress, "Why you have an attitude?" (why do you have an attitude?, she came back with an attitude) / 1:22:21/1:26:31 more about Craps, followed by more stuff about gambling (roulette) | |
| #221 at 3:12 Kerry/Miles/Arryn/Chris/Brandon were in Vegas, War, ~8:30 Chris/Brandon met 2 girls with a sugar daddy, Brandon broke a glass bottle and started bleeding, Chris talked to a girl at the bar (to a prostitute?), a prostitute with a missing finger (Simpsons hand/cartoon hand, big dick special), are all the girls that talk to Chris prostitutes? | |
| #230 at 1:04:42 Craps at Australia (different rules, people crowd the table) | |
| #237 at 24:22 Gus bet on sports and it ruined it for him, Gus bet on a football game, sports bets, ruined the game for him | |
| #329 at 6:43 vegas/burnie only gambles briefly and brandon plays for hours/roulette/war | |
| #337 at 47:24 Someone told Gus "it's crazy to look at all these buildings and think that all those people here are paying for this with their loses" | |
| #399 at 1:25:31 Gavin won 400$ in roulette in Vegas | |
| 6:29-6:42/7:14-8:07 Jack turned off the lights in the hotel room while Joel was in the bathroom (Jack switched off the lights while Joel was on the toilet), "good night" button (Goodnight button in.., good night button, good night switch) | |
| #149 at (11:19-)11:54-12:45 also^ +Gus accidentally did the same thing to his wife | |
| #346 at 1:12:54 Gus pressed the doorbell for deaf and blind people in his hotel room (pressed the button in.., loudest sound and flashing lights, for the disabled) | |
| #346 at 1:13:52 Burnie pulled the string for an alarm in his grandmother's bathroom because he was curious | |
| #511 at 1:21:06 Blaine pulled a red string in his hotel room not knowing what it is | |
| 8:41-9:35 Gus is gardening, having time for yourself, Geoff works in the yard for the same reason | |
| 9:36-11:49/14:14-14:59 Geoff and Griffon have chickens (will lay eggs for 2 years and then they'll eat them. 'if I won't be able to kill the chicken I shouldn't be eating chicken') / 11:50 composting/compost | |
| #63 at 13:00~18:00/50:07~50:33, building the chicken coop | |
| #65 at 59:20, "chickens are fucking stupid", out in the rain instead of in the hut / also in #78 at 32:35~33:20 (hurricane/raining nonstop) | |
| #73 at ~17:30-20:15, loud rooster, 2 new chickens, extinct chicken that was brought back | |
| #82 at 23:01-23:49 the rooster (Burnie: "If I lived next door to you I would come over every day and choke your chicken" [quote]) | |
| #90 at 26:49~27:51, different colored eggs based on nutrition | |
| #103 at 40:42-41:56, sold the rooster | |
| #104 at 8:26-10:35 Gus watched the chickens / they jump to the trees / Geoff had to rescue some chickens that got to the neighbor's yard that has a dog | |
| #109 at 23:09-26:12, a possum ate one of the chickens | |
| (between, Iceland) | |
| 29:00-30:04/30:24-31:52 machinima functionality in Uncharted, having machinima tools in a video game, developers need to put all of the tools because if they leave out some tools it makes it useless. They should call RT for advice about how to do it. (animation tools/animating) | |
| #191 at 1:14:36 About machinimating in video games, how they machinimate certain stuff (~1:22:00 Miles about shaking controllers on the table and shutting the Xboxes for a specific scene) | |
| 35:25 Burnie took Monty to see Kick Ass at the Alamo / 36:35-37:19 Monty lives near an old grocery store that sells the best sandwiches but never went there (been there for a 100 years) | |
| 39:21-39:40 Monty's hand was really close to Brandon's crotch while doing fight choreography (mocap) | |
| 39:55-40:23 Monty's girls dancing video (mocap, Dead Fantasy, Monty dancing) | |
| 45:15~46:43 Geoff's old gamertag (DrunkGFunk?), Gus had DGGus so Geoff got DGGeoff as a fresh gamertag (at the Xbox 360 Zero Hour Launch Party, for the Zero Hour achievement) (DG=Drunk Gamers?) | |
| (between, Shutting the servers of Halo 2 [saying goodbye to Halo 2, or something like that, Halo servers, Halo 2 servers]) | |
| 56:35-1:01:49 Geoff's water usage, water bill, from 3,500 gallons to 17,000 gallons, front yard pipe leak, the plumber found a laminated prayer card next to the broken pipe (Our woman of Fatima), 'now there's a straight line between Geoff's front yard to hell' (demons), that night Gavin AIMed Geoff in the middle of the night to tell him about a nightmare he had about escaping from a demon (Burnie told Gavin what to write Geoff) | |
| 1:02:25 Gus used to work for a company that made sculpture using lasers (the job he wanted to get fired from with the cubicle fort, tried to get fired) / 1:03:43-1:04:47 Gus had to use a cherry picker to realign the laser beams (infrared, laser data connection, laser cameras) | |
| #152 at 35:09-36:43 | |
| #357 at 1:31:47~1:32:33 (Gus took a nap during a conference call) | |
| ~1:06:29~1:08:43 A guy found the iPhone prototype at the bar, leaked iPhone 4GS (Gizmodo controversy) / 1:08:52 Gizmodo's Halo 3 unboxing, "apology" video-putting back in a duffelbag/duffel bag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIe5B0VAFU4 / 1:10:00 TV-B-Gone, Gizmodo shutting off the screens (tv be gone, tv-be-gone, device that turns off tv screens, television screens, turning the screens off, CES) | |
| #59 at 1:02:30~1:07:10/1:08:50-1:09:22 more about the Gizmodo story | |
| #65 at 16:22-16:58, people defending Gizmodo | |
| #131 at 31:11-35:18, reporter went on a date with the best Magic The Gathering player, calling him a nerd (+recounting the other shitty things they did) | |
| #390 at 1:30:13 recounting | |
| #526 at 25:50~28:00 also TV-B-Gone (Burnie doesn't like CES because of that) and other stuff from Gizmodo | |
| 1:13:00~1:14:30 Copiers that have harddrives inside of them that keep every copy ever made on them (digital copy machines, image of everything you ever copied) (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/digital-photocopiers-loaded-with-secrets/) | |
| 1:25:31-1:27:21 Gus at the projection booth at a theater (Alamo) | |
| 1:17:30-1:28:10 Old NSA's alleged Tempest technology that could see what everybody in a neighborhood is seeing on their CRT televisions | |
| RTP ##59 | |
| 1:17 Burnie and the Mid-Atlantic accent/Transatlantic accent (Old Timey Burnie from RTAA) / other sound bites- 9:42/10:58/15:05/15:51/1:05:28 | |
| #59.5 at 1:16-1:37 (not just Burnie) / 4:40-4:54 / 7:59-8:12 / 16:36 | |
| #87 at 1:17-1:37 / ~5:18~5:52 | |
| #102 at 21:14-21:26 (including Matt) | |
| #104 theme song at the beginning | |
| #141 at 1:30~2:20, Burnie does an introduction to the podcast | |
| 2:02-4:46 Geoff sings (mimics the old way of singing), Geoff is not a great singer, Geoff is tone deaf (tone-deaf), also Burnie (they're not good at singing), can't tell the difference between keys, no musical talent, Geoff tried to get into Choir but was rejected | |
| (Skipping school/skipping classes/missing school/missing classes/cutting class:) 4:48-5:23 In high school Burnie got out of all of his classes for half the day by participating in HOSA (Health Occupation Students of America) when he was going to be a doctor, doing clinical rotations in a hospital / 5:35 Gus didn't go to half his classes / 5:43 Burnie never skipped a class at school (he did skip days) / 6:03-6:24 Gus and Frank went to school in the morning and saw that the English teacher drew a circle and a triangle on the board and Gus decided to go back home | |
| #147 at 1:08:18~1:11:00/1:12:38-1:15:27(-1:17:30) (also about Burnie's pre-med) how Burnie was a state champion in medical terminology (contest/competition) / was going to be a doctor | |
| #73 at 12:34-13:13 Gus dropped out of college to play video games | |
| #145 at 21:21-22:32 Gus got a scholarship to Rice University, Gus quit school and move to Austin to get rich on the Internet (Gus dropped out of university, got a check, Gus' college) | |
| #216 at 1:03:46 Gus explains why he hated college (Gus hated college) | |
| #145 at ~9:38~16:10/17:38~18:54/~20:48-21:20 Their studying/their studies/their school grades, ACT/SATs (taking the SATs early), their tests scores, exams (+13:53 Matt and Jack have a Bachelor Of Science degree in Film and Burnie has a Bachelor Of Arts degree in Computer Science, it doesn't make sense) | |
| #145 at 18:54-20:48 Burnie's story about taking the ACT and laughing at the paragraph about cats falling from buildings (cats flying out of buildings, Burnie's exam, Burnie couldn't stop laughing, Burnie started laughing) | |
| #185 at 57:23 | |
| 15:08 Premiere screening of Iron Man 2 in the Alamo with Robert Downey Jr. and Jon Favreau | |
| 19:05-20:34 They created a 'no talking during a movie' RvB short for the Alamo (don't talk during the movie, turn off your cellphone) | |
| ~27:04-28:09/31:30-33:07 Geoff tried to become a pro bowler (bowling, Geoff almost became a professional bowler), it was a bad experience for him, doesn't like to talk about it | |
| #487 at 1:24:10 | |
| 28:09-31:29 PizzaBowl bowling alley (+33:08~34:00), They were invited to the DirectX symposium, where all the major developers meet to determine what needed to be in the chipset (game developers, like the illuminati/bilderberg group, where Twin Peak was filmed) | |
| 35:38-36:41 People on the Internet don't like change (people don't like change), (rt fans/rt community) people were annoyed about moving away from the PHPBB forums (rt forums, new forums) to the new community site (the move to the new rt site), the new site made it easier for rt to get closer to the fans and for fans to get in touch with each other when living in the same areas | |
| #311 at ~1:29:08-1:31:56 also^ (includes: getting numb to outrage/to criticism after going through many outcries where everything turns out fine) (for keywords: RT fans reactions to controversies) | |
| #76 at ~6:35-7:35/20:43-24:35 Jeskid, most watched member/most viewed (about Jeskid also in #239 at 1:27:00~1:29:00), users getting upset about the new fact of people getting alerts about everything they're doing/commenting instead of them intentionally broadcasting it (users tracking each other, e-stalking) | |
| #267 at 36:11 brief about the e-stalking thing | |
| #76 at 15:03~16:40 Beta site, RT site beta, beta version of the site that got scrapped, they developed a site for a year and a half (threw the new site away, new version of the site, scraped site, site update that got canceled) | |
| #311 at 1:27:13~1:29:08 | |
| #76 at 16:40-20:42/24:42-28:30 Talking about the RT site, mod points, hoarding points, negative points (neg mod points/modding), high ranking posts/featured posts/featured users on the front page [+28:31~30:00 Jeskid got to the front page and then he changed his profile picture to a woman with a text that said that if you clicked on the image you are stupid, changed his avatar] | |
| #406 at (1:21:58) 1:22:15 | |
| #101 at 1:17:04-1:17:24 briefly mentioning that the community side of the RT site was more important to people. (the community features) | |
| #251 at 1:05:11~1:06:18/1:09:50-1:10:30 Barbara and Gavin in the Numa Numa RT community video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpGARiuWsSU) (available on https://web.archive.org/web/20120901194328/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpGARiuWsSU, my backup: https://mega.nz/#!TW4UiA6D!mWwlpIHzaEsV-6uhjY4nPG_97Fa_YeG43dwtrOANblE, mp4 version: https://mega.nz/#!PaxyyC5a!u2AWWytIt25WvL1jTNQbuiBMks_DtAE1dsNGZH85064), 1:10:32/1:11:57 Talking about the community side of the rt site, community members used to create videos together (old community site) | |
| #251 at 1:08:42-1:09:33 Forum guys vs. Journal kids on the old rt site (coup on the RT site, deleted accounts) | |
| #330 at 27:09~31:20 People reacting to shortening the time between the podcast release on different platforms (scheduling), releasing the podcast earlier to the public (changing the release day for the podcast on Youtube and it not being available to first members on the site before it goes on YT, earlier release/early access) (some sponsors got annoyed/some first members, that it takes away from the perks of being a first member) https://www.reddit.com/r/roosterteeth/comments/3az2yh/rt_podcasts_will_now_be_uploaded_to_youtube_the/ | |
| #331 at 1:45:14 an update to the release schedule after getting feedback | |
| #330 at 32:21-34:00 People talking about how the Lazer Team trailer should have been available to first members first but those people aren't backers of the movie, some RT fans being fake-outraged/offended/hypothetically upset about things that aren't relevant to them (fans complaining/fans getting outraged) | |
| #362 Post Show at 26:37/28:45 Lazer Team backers reacting to an email that was sent and only mentioned streaming, without a download option (only streaming/only available for streaming, outrage), 'people are waiting for the other shoe to drop'/for RT to fuck them over/run away with their money ("it's been 13 years at this point", RT scheme, people jump to negative conclusions, knee-jerk reaction from the audience) | |
| #485 (around 50:00-52:00) the old rt site (more of a place for socializing than for discussing RT stuff) | |
| 45:40-46:08 Scott Campbell "Math is the worst" (smoke coming out if his ears) (also in #16?) | |
| 46:09-48:05 Burnie got a solar-powered watch but he doesn't spend a lot of time in the sun/light (solar watch, solar powered watch) (also in #98 at 47:05~48:50, +Gus has the same problem) | |
| 48:05-49:10 Gus left dishes with beer to fight the snails at his house (plates with beer) | |
| 49:11~51:20 Burnie's dog digs holes in the yard, Burnie had 4 dogs/Burnie's dogs, Burnie's dog ate through a couch/ate a couch/ate the couch, Burnie's dog tore Burnie's couch (Burnie keeps finding parts of the couch years later, pointer) | |
| #130 at 2:59-4:03 about the couch, +jumping dogs that jump on you when you come in the door | |
| #311 at ~57:03~58:40 (couch) | |
| #387 Post Show at 14:34 It happened again - something ate Burnie's couch cushion and the foam went everywhere | |
| #155 at 1:01:26-1:02:45/1:04:47-1:05:23 Burnie's dog passed away (lincoln/linkin, golden retriever, bone cancer) 1:03:37-1:03:48 and they got a new dog (labrador) | |
| #235 at 3:05 Matt's dog ate the floor | |
| 53:56-55:31 Gus about the guys that sell animation software at conventions and went to a convention in Amsterdam but forgot all of the software at the U.S. so they sold the empty boxes and sent the CDs later, on another time one of the guys left the cash register in taxi and a backpack with software in it, (left in a cab/forgot in a taxi) | |
| 56:39-58:15 Burnie's game of trying to describe something that you haven't watched/played/etc. (describe a TV show that you haven't watched, try to describe something in excruciating detail that you've never seen before), Gus describes Desperate Housewives, during Drunk Gamers Burnie had to write a review of Soldier Of Fortune demo and so he asked his wife what she thought about the game (Burnie's wife describes a video game, she thought that them saying GG at the end of a game where they shoot and fight each other was cute) | |
| 58:15-59:17 Post-game lobby/post game lobby/xbox lobby, Burnie says good game (GG) and then immediately backs out and curses (Xbox recording) | |
| 1:00:36-1:00:56 Gus in a deep voice "Bitch wait for your balls to drop" (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, a kid was screaming "you stole my drop") | |
| 1:14:44~1:16:47/1:17:28~1:19:03 A guy that bought the rights to Grey Goose Vodka, he brings a caddy with him at flights just in case he'll want to play golf (Sidney Frank, his golf clubs), 2 billion dollars deal after doubling the price of the vodka | |
| #149 at 26:00-28:12 Was also the guy that brought Jagermeister to the U.S. | |
| #204 at 21:45 | |
| after 1:19:57 Space travel talk, going to space, high altitude planes, rocket launches, 1:25:58 going back to the moon would take 15-20 years because the technological knowledge is lost (lost knowledge, lost the knowledge), they didn't know how to maintain the nuclear bombs/nuclear warheads/nuclear missiles | |
| #87 at 1:00:52-1:01:13 also nukes maintenance | |
| #221 at ~55:23 Gus: We're not capable of going to the moon, no one goes to the moon anymore | |
| #223 at 36:47 Gus: We're not going to the moon anymore! Nobody is going to the moon! | |
| #407 at 29:02 Gus: We should do trial runs to the moon before we go to other planets to relearn everything | |
| RTP ##59.5 | |
| Halo: Reach code giveaway (Halo Reach) | |
| RTP ##60 | |
| ~5:00 Burnie sends text in the middle of the night (late at night) | |
| 7:45~10:00 Worldwide ownership of servers, Google owns 2% of all the servers in the world / 22:23-24:13 Server owners vs Servers manufacturers, Joel vs Burnie argument (consolidating server ownership?) | |
| (~10:03 Flow charts, infographics, top 10 lists) | |
| 20:53-21:58 Burnie's explanation about people's expectations for a product - When you pay 10$ for something you have no expectations, when you pay 10,000$ you have more expectations but not as high as when you get something for free- then you want it to do everything in the fucking world (when you buy something) | |
| (the following 2 segments - Gus doesn't share, Gus doesn't talk about himself much) | |
| 25:18-27:52 Gus bought a new car, Gus didn't tell anybody at the company (he sent an email about selling his old car) (Gus bought a Prius, Burnie asked him why he didn't tell and he replied "nobody asked me"), in response Burnie asks Gus a series of questions to see if there's anything else new in Gus' life that he hasn't told them (are you still married/etc.) | |
| 27:56-29:15 Geoff and Gus lived together for 3-5 years, Gus was dating a girl for a year and a half and Geoff didn't know about it (Gus didn't tell Geoff about dating a girl, Gus brought his girlfriend to the house) (28:57 Geoff: "It was like getting punched in the face with confusion" [quote]) | |
| 32:55~34:46 The guy that beat Bejeweled | |
| 39:15-40:26 Burnie was playing with the Frag Dolls/Burnie played Halo with Brooke from the Frag Dolls, the Frag Dolls get harassed while playing video games, Burnie was hitting on a guy that was berating them, pretending he was into him. | |
| (between - talking about their killdeath ratios, kills/deaths ratio, kill/death ratio, kills vs deaths, exact numbers ~49:00) | |
| #347 at 1:27:52 | |
| #477 at 40:43 (Burnie's kill/death ratio, 2500/2510) | |
| 51:40 The air force performed a security test/a phishing test on the airmen, sent a fake email about Transformers 3 being filmed in Guam at the air force base, and the soldiers filled out their personal information and even forwarded the email to civilians. (pretending that a movie was filming in the base) | |
| 53:02~53:48 Burnie is worried that when he goes to his bank's website it's not real (phishing, bank account site, bank site, bank website, bank information), DNS poisoning/cache poisoning | |
| #84 at 9:09~10:30 | |
| (#60) between 53:51-55:45 Not trusting hotel Internet, Internet in a hotel | |
| #344 at ~1:04:45~1:06:00 also about hotel internet/hotel WiFi | |
| #99 at 12:54~14:30, Pop-unders/Pop-ups/popups of confirmation dialogs ('are you sure you want to navigate away from this page', OK/Cancel buttons, no matter what you click it will install a virus) | |
| #368 at ~1:23:14 Popups that completely cover the screen and ones that jump right when you're about to click on something else | |
| (between 53:51-55:45) Burnie doesn't trust cloud computing, cloud storage (it might fuck up and just delete all of your data) | |
| #68 at 47:15~48:30 Jack loves cloud computing (potential for game data to always be available, etc.), Gus doesn't like cloud computing (for a business) | |
| #170 at 33:18-36:18 discussion after Joel's thumbdrive failed, Gavin's sync problems with the cloud/game saves data, Burnie's opinion changed and now he's really into cloud storage (when it comes to game data and not personal data) | |
| #178 at 19:15 A hacker got access to the iCloud of a journalist and wiped his entire data (iPhone/iPad/iMac) (https://www.smh.com.au/technology/apple-cloud-burst-how-hacker-wiped-mats-life-20120806-23orv.html) (Burnie: your iCloud is sitting there all the time and somebody could be trying to hack it) | |
| #190 at 1:03:48-1:04:45 /// #195 at 54:49-57:01 also Clouds/game saves | |
| #206 at 1:43:52 Cloud storage vs physical storage, when subscriptions services shut down and you can't access your data anymore, gaming companies/services going out of business and you can't get your games anymore | |
| #224 at 1:27:52~1:30:20 Burnie lost 2 saves that he didn't move to the cloud, also about saving gaming data on the cloud, cloud saving | |
| #237 at 31:48-32:31/33:00-35:26 (RTAA) cloud saves/physical media (argument about who brought it up) | |
| #355 at 24:18 Physical disks are still better then digital copies of games because they just work when you insert them, no need to connect to a server/etc. | |
| #358 at 13:23 When Burnie was on The Patch he said that people will mostly use digital media instead of physical media and people got mad at him for saying that | |
| 1:06:04/1:07:24 A photo of a college class with almost all Macs/Apple laptops / Inaugural Youth Ball/Obama's inauguration where everybody in the crown is holding up a camera/recording device | |
| ~1:10:57-1:12:04 D-Box chair made a noise while Burnie was sitting on it, if was a droid and Jack was about to sit on it it would make that whistling sound, fat joke, R2D2 [D-Box=special theater with moving seats and other effects, mentioned on a previous podcast] | |
| RTP ##61 | |
| 3:15~10:30 Burglars/thieves, Jack's stuff got stolen, house got broken into (twice), Jack was robbed | |
| #62 at ~10:05-14:37 (including people that keep telling Burnie to do something for Jack like a charity/raising money) | |
| #75 at ~28:14~29:25 | |
| #87 at ~15:00 Geoff and Griffon's house got broken into (mentioned briefly on previous podcasts) | |
| #88 at 1:13-5:48/28:48~29:25, the thieves stole Geoff's razors so he could shave his mustache that he had to regrow for reshoots, and about the police "investigation" | |
| #90 at 5:01-5:50 The computer with the commentary for the comics got stolen | |
| #104 at 27:18-32:14/33:02-35:19 Jack got his laptop back, recounting the 2 robberies, helping the police find the thief | |
| 26:17~28:00 Geoff and Griffon watched a baseball game on their honeymoon, Griffon was 6 months pregnant, they used to watch a baseball game every year on their anniversary) | |
| 28:05-28:56 Burnie and Gus were in a baseball game that was the longest World Series game in history (for keywords: longest baseball game/longest game) | |
| #327 Post Show around 13:47~15:35 | |
| #367 Post Show at 22:44-24:26 [with a bit of context] about that game and about how Burnie fell asleep afterwards in the car even though he said he would keep Gus company while he drives (keep Gus awake) | |
| 34:54~36:00 Geoff falling through a table in the RT Short Downstairs, Jack convinced Geoff to put a pad under the table so he won't hurt himself | |
| RTP ##62 | |
| 14:38-15:24 People comment on Burnie's profile asking for tech support/asking for general information that has nothing to do with him (people are asking Burnie, people ask Burnie) "I don't know why you can't log in to Xbox Live, I have nothing to do with that. I don't give a fuck! I'm glad you're not on Xbox Live so you can't fucking message me on Xbox Live! Stop fucking asking me, I don't care, I don't care!" [quote] (people want Gus to recommend hardware to buy/What computer to buy/what router to buy/what Gus recommends/what he recommends) | |
| 21:48-22:20 Burnie's dream is to wear a new pair of socks every day (new socks every day, Burnie's socks) | |
| #221 at 43:15 | |
| #229 at 1:18:46 He won't actually do it because it's wasteful | |
| #303 at 57:36 Burnie started wearing different socks because Gavin told him his socks were ugly | |
| 43:41-44:07 Gus made money from registering a domain for Final Fantasy (FFXI.com) and a company buying it from him (Gus bought the domain/Gus registered the domain name) | |
| #181 at 1:02:21-1:03:18 (also^) +They know a guy that bought a domain for 3,000$ and sold it for 130,000$ (registered a domain) | |
| briefly mentioned on #252 at 32:30 Paintball.com | |
| #291 at ~1:05:17 Gus registered insaneclownposse.ninja (wrote "Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?") | |
| #365 at 31:09 Gus registered heavyjewishboobs.com (after Sarah Silverman said it at the Oscars) / 32:12 Gus registered callofdutydogs.com | |
| (starts about a minute before)55:47-56:20 Law & Order/Law and Order was canceled (got canceled), the writers should write a final episode where an NBC executive is accused of pedophilia and dies from auto-erotic asphyxiation | |
| 1:02:49~1:04:24 Ripping on Donnie Darko and V For Vendetta | |
| RTP ##63 | |
| 24:12-26:16 Geoff and Griffon used to have Sopranos and Facials nights, mud masks, exfoliate/exfoliation/exfoliating, "why did you let me pluck your eyebrows then?" | |
| 57:55 Middle-aged men in China are stabbing children to death (in schools/in kindergartens, knife attack, murdering kids) | |
| 1:03:28-1:04:14 Geoff and Griffon read the 7th Harry Potter book together, sad book, they would read until they couldn't anymore because they were crying so they passed the book to the other person. (sobbing reading the book) | |
| RTP ##64 | |
| (some time in the first quarter, they received beer from Sweden(?), a fan sent them beer/fan sent them alcohol, six pack of Duvel) | |
| #65 at 54:14 Received 6 bottle of Scotch from another fan, Burnie took 2 sips of the Duvel and left it out overnight- also in #67 at 8:16 | |
| #67 at 47:45 Received moonshine from a fan / Virginia corn whiskey | |
| 3:53-5:26 Filming AHWU in the middle of the street (empty road/empty street, road block, roadblock, closed street for bicyclists, closed off street), Jack picked up the equipment right before a car came hurdling towards them | |
| 11:01~15:20 Geoff and Griffon were about to go night swimming and got a call from Burnie telling them that Ed from The Barenaked Ladies was in town and wanted to meet up so they ended up swimming with him and Jim the bassist. (their level of fame, Jim got recognized even though it was dark and he was in the water, swam with Ed) | |
| 37:30~40:46 BP oil spill (if it had happened near New York for example the response would have been different) | |
| (last conversation - volcanoes, supervolcanoes) | |
| RTP ##65 | |
| 0:52-1:58 How do you get money from podcasting? How do you make money off of podcasting? (adreads/ad reads/sponsors, sell ads, selling ads) | |
| #66 at 55:58-56:07 Posted a survey about the podcast (polling the audience/poll of the audience, feedback about the podcast), meant for trying to get a sponsor for the podcast (getting information from the listeners [cont. #67 below] | |
| #400 at 1:30:45 Poll of the audience about game reviews/game news and such | |
| #74 at 1:04:56~1:06:05 Nobody wants to put their ads on the podcast (maybe because it's called Drunk Tank) | |
| #82 at 21:04~21:30 Gus: "I'm convinced that no one really advertises on podcasts" Burnie: "Yeah I don't think so either" (other than on the top 2-3 podcasts) | |
| #132 at 18:01-18:18 Still no sponsors | |
| #149 at 0:56/13:17/15:45 First sponsor for the podcast - Audible.com | |
| 4:22-4:58 Gus and Geoff cuddled/spooned, Geoff and Gus shared a bed at the first E3 they went together (cuddling, spooning), Geoff felt something hairy in the middle of the night | |
| 4:59-6:30 At their first E3 they played Halo for the first time (three was a camera taking photos of the people playing), Gus walked up to Bungie's booth and met Matt Soell that instructed him how to play and he was the guy who answered Gus' email about a bug on a Bungie game (one of the first emails Gus has ever sent) | |
| 10:03 Jack saw Steven Spielberg in E3 2006 / Steven Spielberg sat next to them at E3 (PS3 presentation) | |
| 29:35 A 12 year old boy saved his sister from a moose attack with knowledge he got from playing World of Warcraft (WoW) | |
| 30:39 Frank's younger brother received a scam scholarship letter signed by Hans Gruber (Die Hard) | |
| 39:15-40:40 Geoff and a deaf woman at a fabric cutting station (a fight with a deaf lady, in Ikea, buying curtains) | |
| 48:26~51:00 Argument, Glee actor that plays a character in a wheelchair is in a wheelchair on stage (Glee touring show, FDR) | |
| RTP ##66 | |
| 13:58-16:59 Life insurance (after Geoff's Vespa accident) (you shouldn't tell your wife how much you're worth dead) | |
| #300 at 21:36~23:36/24:42~29:00 (includes: 25:51 What would happen if Burnie and Gavin were married and Burnie's life insurance was a billion dollars [hypothetical]) | |
| 19:02-20:49 Burnie's wife against female characters in video games, Burnie doesn't feel bad when he sees male characters who are stronger than he is (bigger muscles, etc.) (female video game characters) | |
| 47:56-49:30 Hot women probably never had good sex in their entire lives because all the guys finish fast (hot girls/sexy women, guys cum fast) / 48:43 "Angry Boobs", hot bartender/waitress at a restaurant, they riff on how guys won't look her in the eyes but instead look at their feet and mumble and drool because she's so hot (can't make eye contact with her) | |
| #115 at 49:54-51:17 Also about angry boobs | |
| #190 at 4:18-5:04 From a hot girl's perspective everyone is a shitty driver because there are always accidents all around her (when she walks by and people turn to look) (also mentioning the sex/hot women theory) | |
| RTP ##67 | |
| 8:21 Burnie doesn't finish a coke because he can't be sure that it's his coke (it's a precursor to the RTAA "Burnie and the Cup" in which he explains why Burnie doesn't finish drinks) | |
| #254 at 1:17:15-1:18:17 Burnie doesn't finish bags of chips (bag of chips, Burnie eats only a couple of chips then leaves the bag around, Burnie leaves opened bags of chips, Burnie only eats a few..) | |
| 11:23~13:00 Geoff and Jack are waiting for their new free Xboxes to arrive (free new Xbox, Microsoft keynote during E3) | |
| 15:47-16:32 Gus is mad at Jack for taking a picture of Burnie's controllers (black controller, Jack took a photo) that revealed that Tex was back on RvB | |
| 16:54-19:16 Listeners survey | |
| #74 at 1:06:57-1:08:56/1:11:58~1:14:04/1:14:52-1:15:29/1:24:13-1:25:00 Statistics/data from the survey (data about the audience/podcast listeners, age/relationship status/nationality/countries/how many times they listen to the podcast/etc.) | |
| #132 at ~17:19-20:17 The countries with most listeners / 17:40~18:00, 2.4 unique listeners to the podcast | |
| 20:01 Burnie called his wife mom / 20:59-22:36 Geoff called Griffon by his ex wife's name during sex (called his ex wife's name) / (until 23:05) Gus never had that problem because he only dated Esther | |
| ~27:28-28:30 Woman on a tall stripper pole at an E3 event (Activision E3 2010 Party at Staples Center) | |
| 29:32-30:43 Geoff and Jack were in a basketball game with Michelle Obama and the kids and Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers [~28:00~33:00 they got scalped tickets] | |
| RTP ##68 | |
| 44:42-45:36 Jack's parents didn't have red on their TV (missing the color red on their television, only blue and green, missing color/missing a color) (also #115 at 43:04-43:24) | |
| 49:30-50:41 Monty loves Windows XP, Monty's efficient workflow, Gus communicates with Monty through the podcast, Gus talks to Monty through the podcast | |
| RTP ##69 | |
| 2:06 Joel flub, "bodcast"/podcast | |
| ~16:00~23:00 North Korea, Cuba | |
| #206 at 1:14:44 North Korea/South Korea situation (Gus vs. Jack argument) | |
| #209 at 55:00/1:16:04 same^ (+DMZ) | |
| #277 at 59:04 North Korea/South Korea (fake house on the hill, DMZ protocols) | |
| #303 at ~19:33~26:00 The Interview and more about North Korea | |
| #358 Post Show at 6:42 A documentary about North Korea + they set off an explosive device of some kind | |
| #390 at 1:32:06 A Youtuber went to North Korea (FunForLouis) https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKdBO8TXUFBgaqcNCd8xyokjUFEdUu9LU | |
| #390 at 1:34:25 Burnie: What's the scariest thing you've heard about North Korea, descriptions from people who escaped prison camps in North Korea, fake grocery stores / filming crew used 2 memory cards when they filmed so they would hand out one to be checked and keep the other one secret | |
| #399 at 1:26-5:30/8:48~12:15/13:02~17:45 Gus returned from Korea (includes: DMZ, Gus confuses everyone about not being able to take photos of the South Korean building, confusion about.., Korean alcohol that smelled like gasoline) | |
| #434 Post Show 0:12 Documentary about North Korea, Under the Sun / an American guy that was released from prison and died a day later / a North Korean soldier swam to South Korea | |
| #454 at 31:03 North Korea shot a missile over Japan | |
| #487 at ~39:30 10-year military service, citizens are only allowed specific hairstyles, fake food/fake grocery stores | |
| #550 at 51:52 North Korea's airport | |
| #589 Post Show at 0:18 The 45-minute live program in 1983 for reuniting families separated by the Korean War ended up lasting many days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt052H_kVuo | |
| 23:47~28:31 Zach Anner (Oprah contest) | |
| #144 at 12:50~13:50 votes shadiness | |
| ~28:31~35:00 Reality TV (reality shows) | |
| 35:00-35:30 Joel: "The podcast is nothing more than a vehicle that 7 years from now someone's gonna pull out some audio footage of what I'm saying on the podcast and it's gonna bite me in the ass … 'Joel you're a hypocrite, see what you said 7 years ago?!' " (Joel's quote) | |
| RTP ##70 | |
| 12:21~14:20 AchievementHunter.com was down for 5 hours (the AH website was offline, website was down, expired domain/domain expired), Geoff's old Drunk Gamers email address was his contact email but he wasn't using it anymore (the domain lapsed because the credit card was expired, expired credit card | |
| #177 at 41:48-42:34 | |
| #187 at 1:02:48-1:03:25 | |
| RTP ##71 | |
| 2:15-4:14 RTAA San Diego (2 cunts), electronic devices on flights, electronics on flights, turn off/turning off, airplane mode, following rules on a plane | |
| #73 at 48:58 | |
| #74 at 22:33-23:06 | |
| #195 at 1:04:18-1:05:30 | |
| #209 (between 1:27:28-1:29:53) includes: Burnie learns about airplane mode with wifi on | |
| #418 at (43:38) 44:02 Burnie says there's no airplane mode anymore (that you can just use your phone regularly on a plane, argument) | |
| 6:21-9:19 San Diego Comic Con, they had trouble printing the banners for their booth because they were told the printers at FedEx couldn't handle a 100 mb file (FedEx employee, spool for 20 minutes, large image file, big file, large file) (more in #72 at 5:02-5:36) | |
| 16:51 Geoff: "My life is a series of dumb choices" [quote] | |
| 25:00 Geoff's mom calls him after every podcast to yell at him for the things he says/talks about | |
| RTP ##72 | |
| (Burnie joins ~32:10) | |
| 43:11-44:46 Jack told the fans that went to Comic Con to go up to the RT guys and ask them for free hugs and to record their voicemail message and ask who plays Caboose (when Jack posted the comic) / 43:42 The Joel Heyman Game- Spreading a rumor that Joel is a registered sex-offender ("In accordance with Megan's law...", sex offender) | |
| 45:38-46:34 Sexy fan/Hot fan that recited the whole first season of RvB because the guys didn't believe that she was a huge RT fan huge fan/big fan/superfan/super fan, girl fan/woman fan/female fan, at Dallas A-Kon/a-con) | |
| 52:59~53:50 High phone bill (800$ bill), someone at the office called his girlfriend long-distance (long distance calls) | |
| 53:51 Talking about Nathan | |
| RTP ##73 | |
| 1:17-2:49 Cheez Doodles/Cheese Puffs/Cheetos (cheese doodles) | |
| 8:32-10:05 Griffon's confession, Griffon and Geoff were bickering, Griffon couldn't find the keys so she called Geoff who had to pull over to check his pockets and Griffon noticed the keys on the counter. | |
| 11:23~12:23 Gus was in math camp | |
| #103 at 21:28-23:00 Riffing on the fact that Gus went to math camp and never broke a bone (Geoff: "Got a fracture doing fractions" [quote] Griffon: "Whiplash from raising his hand too quickly" [quote]) +Gus went to the teacher's lounge to get a teacher when they had no teacher | |
| #216 at 1:03:12 (brief) Gus lists what math he learned there, Ashley was also in math camp | |
| #450 at 1:02:45 Gus went to visit the math camp | |
| 24:17 Griffon: "I'm not pro-bestiality I'm just anti-shit-porn" | |
| ~26:18-27:49 (general conversation starts earlier) In case of a divorce/in case of Griffon dying, talking about if Geoff and Griffon got divorced how long it will take Geoff to find another partner (they met during Geoff's divorce) | |
| 36:39-39:45 Gus/Geoff/Griffon talk about getting fired, their first jobs, their old jobs, their jobs, talking about where they worked (Geoff got fired/Geoff was fired from a hair saloon for talking to the customers too much and not sweeping, Geoff worked) [not everything is on this list] | |
| #75 at 1:25:26-1:27:11 Burnie's streak of employment, Burnie had a job ever since his first job his first job / the others mention where they worked | |
| #77 at 10:24-11:08 Jack's jobs (Jack's journey into RT) | |
| #119 (video) at 5:11-7:56 Jack worked at a radio station, Jack spilled coffee all over the console/all over the equipment | |
| #250 at 4:50 Jack broke the groceries of a woman that didn't get off her phone in the checkout line, she put her finger up when he addressed her (the finger, told him to wait, Jack worked at a grocery store, HEB/H.E.B., Jack broke her eggs/the eggs) | |
| (#469 at 0:53 relevant conversation about finger vs. hand) | |
| #193 at 35:20 Michael worked at a grocery store/supermarket, used to stock all of the items on one shelf where they don't belong, stocking shelves, stacking shelves, stocking returned items, stacking returned items, stock shelves, stack shelves, Michael's old job | |
| #287 at 9:32-10:45 Blaine's luggage job/luggage store/suitcases job/suitcases store, Blaine worked at.., Blaine used to fall asleep at his job because nobody came in for hours, Blaine slept while a customer waited 15 minutes (also relevant from that job, above on #325 at 50:44) | |
| #287 at 15:13-16:06 Blaine's old job working in a grocery store in the freezer/refrigerator and scaring little kids (Blaine worked at.., Blaine scared kids, Blaine used to scare kids) | |
| #301 at 41:36-42:27 Gus used to repair beepers (Gus worked as a beeper repairman) | |
| #375 at 46:21~48:18 Miles worked at a GameStop | |
| #402 at ~5:54 Ashley used to sell swords and was a dessert girl at a restaurant / 10:01 Chris worked at an icecream shop (+#442 at 1:16:45, doing "money reports") | |
| #443 Post Show at ~1:17/3:31 Max worked for a horrible person that made him do personal chores/errands (Max spat in the food?) | |
| #501 at 36:01 Their job at the call center, turnover at the company, getting promoted, other stuff | |
| #571 at 1:25:32 Becca's old jobs/Becca's first job out of college, Becca was a dental assistant's assistant | |
| #612 at 56:16 Drew was a substitute teacher for 2 days | |
| #638 at 1:00:59 Brian's old job at a movie theater | |
| 39:56-41:12 Griffon had lice and her father poured boiling water on her hair above the sink | |
| 46:44-48:35 Geoff and Griffon had a party at their house, Geoff left the room and didn't come back and Griffon had to deal with the people at the party that wouldn't leave (a couple that won't leave their house/a couple that wouldn't leave their house, wouldn't leave the party, overstayed, house party, Geoff left Griffon to deal alone) | |
| 48:36-51:00 Animated podcast by JayOrDan23 (Jordan, RTAA) | |
| #110 at 20:51-21:05 Wondering about the meaning of JayOrDan23 | |
| 50:04 (yells) Geoff: "If we don't have rules we have chaos!" (Geoff yells) | |
| RTP ##74 | |
| 2:17-3:58 Fake: Woman quit her job holding a dry erase board in photos (https://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/, revealed as fake: https://thechive.com/2010/08/11/a-word-from-jenny-16-photos/, fake viral..) / not hiring people who are a hassle/who cause trouble | |
| 4:04-7:36/9:32-10:52 JetBlue male flight attendant freakout, grabbed beers, opened the emergency slide/emergency shoot (he was in bed with his boyfriend when he was arrested - if he was straight he would have slept on the couch or in the emergency room from the reaction of his hypothetical female partner) | |
| #162 at 1:22:08-1:23:57 JetBlue pilot's rant about Afghanistan/Israel/bomb (pilot rant) | |
| #370 at 35:11-36:47 female flight attendant opened the emergency slide | |
| #415 at 15:59~17:45/18:33~19:42/(45:50)/57:25 A female pilot boarded the plane in civilian clothes and made the passengers take a vote if she should put on the uniform, and told the them that she hasn't voted for Trump or Hilary because they're liars, and that she was going through a divorce (took a vote/asked the passengers) | |
| #433 at 13:56 Due to a technical issue a pilot took a vote if the passengers wanted to get on with the flight or cancel it (pilot asked the passengers) | |
| (#488 at 39:04 Allegiant Air, a pilot got fired for evacuating the plane after an engine fire, someone got on the communication system and told him not to evacuate, didn't identify himself) | |
| #562 at 1:29:05 A drunk flight attendant slurred through the safety announcement and passed out in her seat + A flight attendant climed into the overhead bin to be funny | |
| 7:39-8:00/8:21-9:02/15:30-17:16 A guy took a shit on the drink cart on the plane (a man pooped on the food cart, service cart) | |
| 17:17-18:35 Burnie's truck got towed because he went over the hour that he paid for, he imagined the company going out of business (where he parks in their parking lot and pays every day) but parked there again the next day (Burnie's car got towed, was towed) | |
| #238 at 46:08 Gus' car got towed because the window was broken and they 'didn't want to leave the car like that', the police recovered Gus' stuff that got stolen (paintball gear, something with Area 51 written on it) (keywords: Gus' missing car, Gus' car was stolen, Gus' car got broken into) | |
| #320 at ~1:12:45 (also^) Gus hates towing companies (car towing companies, tow truck companies/towtruck, Gus got his car towed/Gus' car got towed) | |
| #571 Post Show at 8:56 Gus got a car towed/a car was parked in his reserved space in his apartment complex | |
| #320 at 1:11:34 Zach's van got towed because it was parked in a handicapped spot in an apartment complex, Zach's friend carried Zach and put him on the counter of the towing company (Zach Anner's car got towed/Zach's car/Zach's truck, towing companies) | |
| 20:12~22:15 Chicken McNuggets lady, 21:10 Burnie: "That woman must've had 2 new year's resolutions. Number 1: McNuggets, Number 2 was: No more bullshit." (referenced by Jack on #199 at 1:11:29-1:11:45, Burnie's resolution) | |
| 36:39 Geoff hasn't seen The Godfather (Burnie- people always have the same reaction when you tell them you haven't seen something, same inflection in their voice, "you haven't seen Star Wars?!") | #75 at 43:17-43:53 Geoff actually did see it at age 6 (his mother reminded him) | |
| ~59:51~1:01:16 Jack is up for anything in any point in time, Jack says yes to everything (whenever Burnie asks Jack if he want to go somewhere Jack says yes) | |
| 1:03:25-1:03:53 Burnie's idea about broadcasting the podcast to the entire office so that people could come in and defend themselves when they talk shit about them on the podcast (piping out the podcast, could hear the podcast, could listen to the podcast, jump in and defend..) (also in #133 at 27:19-27:55) | |
| 1:03:53 New mixer for the podcast, mute button | |
| 1:08:56~1:11:10 Burnie doesn't understand the purpose of being married (the purpose of marriage/of getting married), Burnie says he won't get married again | |
| #328 at 49:53 People are getting married late, people are staying single longer/living together longer (not getting married) | |
| #385 at 8:32/10:00~11:45 Gavin asks Jeremy/Gavin says that relationships tend to go south after marriage, Barbara asks Jeremy for the reasons they got married | |
| 1:09:29 Gus doesn't want kids/Gus won't have kids/Gus doesn't want to have kids (talking about what kind of father Gus would be) (not wanting kids) | |
| #197 at 1:04:40-1:05:04 | |
| #204 at ~59:21-59:54/1:06:35~1:07:10 having kids and changing diapers, Jack: "who's gonna take care of you when you get older?" Gus: "...that's not a reason to have a kid", Gus doesn't want the responsibility of taking care of another life and wants to be able to travel freely | |
| #229 at ~57:08 Kids are expensive and a burden/take away resources, Gus talks to his future kid ("You ruined my life ... you were a huge mistake") | |
| #357 Post Show at 4:39 Gavin asks Gus if he would have a kid if it would become president, Gus say no because he doesn't want to go through the years of upbringing etc. | |
| #427 at 20:26 Being responsible for another life 24/7 (brief) | |
| 1:18:14-1:19:55 Long line at an airport | |
| 1:25:03 Only 10% of listeners click the links in the linkdump | |
| RTP ##75 | |
| ~5:00-6:11/7:03~9:58 Net Neutrality (+Youtube as the place you have to go to publish your video but it gets lost in a sea of other videos) | |
| #168 at 8:21 Cable companies as ISPs | |
| #259 at 23:03~28:20/31:58~34:00 also^, why monopolies are bad, Netflix charging more for peak hours usage, the possibility of paying extra for specific sites/services (video streaming sites) | |
| #282 at 1:14:29-1:18:00 Burnie talks about how net neutrality affects small companies/small businesses (like RT was at the beginning) that don't want to rely on big companies as their platform (like Youtube) | |
| #441 at ~1:34:35~1:36:59 (people pay attention to Trump and not net neutrality day) | |
| #468 at 35:44 | |
| #496 at 51:07 | |
| #498 at 1:17:42 | |
| 6:13-6:52 Gus bought AOL Internet hours discs (free hours) and hid them in all of Geoff's stuff | |
| 15:45-17:16 Losing accents, southern accents, Geoff lost his accent in the military, their accent, returning to the Texas accent/Texan accent on specific occasions (relevant conv. in #94) | |
| 21:02~23:00 Vehicle registration, Burnie vs. car registration, Burnie: "I could kill somebody with a TV" (TV registration in England, register their TVs, TV license, car license) | |
| #199 at 1:27:00~1:29:00, +car registration is accepted but a car tax wouldn't be | |
| (44:20)45:01~46:35 Jack leaves in the middle of the conversation (they tease him for spoiling trailers, in the middle of the podcast) (+50:33) | |
| 49:36 Gus repeating Geoff: "Gamerscore and strip clubs, those are the things that make Earth great" | |
| ~54:07~59:00 List of actors and actresses that they could watch in any film (that they love) | |
| 1:01:17-1:02:43 Burnie and seams in scotch tape (lines in scotchtape) | |
| 1:02:44-1:06:48/1:07:24-1:09:53/1:11:38-1:12:05 Geoff went to the emergency room for colon problems, on the hospital television he watched movies about people who are at a hospital/sick/ill and couldn't change the channel, Griffon didn't come to the hospital with him because she was very busy. Needles, a lot of blood squirting out of Geoff's arm. Beeping machine, nobody came to check it for 45 minutes. Geoff still had a catheter in his arm when they told him he could leave. Nurse: "We're lucky your arm didn't fall off". (Geoff had to go to the hospital, colon disease, Burnie&Geoff riffing: "It's called light bulb up the ass. I had a toy car and a condom. It's called hey doc guess what I fell on. I fell on it again. It's called please don't tell my wife. This is the first time this ever happened to me, I swear to god. Each time I have to go to a different hospital under a different name.") (Geoff in the hospital, Geoff's hospital visit) | |
| 1:09:56 Burnie's panic attack hospital visit RTAA (potassium pill) | |
| #390 at 22:19-23:06/25:43-28:13 Burnie used to have panic attacks/anxiety attack (everything felt 2-dimensional) | |
| ~1:12:28-1:14:52 Antibiotics will stop working | |
| #249 at ~34:52 | |
| 1:14:01 Gus: "You make more money on treatment than you do on fucking curing it" Burnie: "Right, it's worth a lot more to be able to treat something for a long period of time than it is to cure it" (Big Pharma, medicine/medication) | |
| #134 at 47:59-48:49 | |
| #391 at 1:24:03 The EpiPen company hiked up the price of the product even though the drug inside still costs the same | |
| 1:29:13 Burnie would eat a cat or a dog (brief) (from a conversation about quail eggs/lizard eggs) | |
| #328 at ~31:17/33:31~42:30 Eating animals/eating meat (are there animals that are off limits?), Brandon and eating kangaroos/eating animals/trying every animal/dolphins in Japan (in McDonald's?, +40:36 correction) | |
| #343 at 14:28~17:45 Gus ate a horse in Japan (ate horse meat), Gus would eat a dolphin/tiger/baby horse | |
| #476 at 1:14:19 | |
| #377 at 1:18:20 You can't sell dog meat/cat meat but you can eat that? | |
| #387 at 48:33 Iguana, 49:28 monkey | |
| #393 at 24:59 (skewers with chicken hearts/chicken livers, rare tenderloin) Gus and Esther's anniversary (10th anniversary), flew to New York and ate at a Japanese restaurant, ended up sitting at the Chef's table, the chef cooked their meal in front of them | |
| #399 at ~20:04/21:26 Gus used Google Translate to figure out the menu in a restaurant in Korea, hog intestine/offal/pig anus, didn't eat there | |
| #473 at 10:37 | |
| #472 at 19:21~20:05 Brandon doesn't like rotisserie chicken (he prefers his chicken dismembered), spitroast | |
| #473 after 10:37 Preferring to eat things that don't look like the original animal (that don't make you think of the animal, unlike tongue/eyes/brain/tentacles/etc.) / animals names vs. their meat names (chicken stays chicken and fish stays fish but cow becomes beef/veel and pig becomes pork) / eating part of animals that are still alive / oysters are alive | |
| #476 at ~1:15:25 Also about not eating animals that are still alive | |
| #476 at 1:20:46 Jessica Nigri: Would you still eat meat if you had to lose a finger for every type of animal you eat [hypothetical] | |
| (#75) 1:29:21-end Gus would eat human flesh (also Griffon) (if it was socially acceptable, wants to try it once, eating human flesh, cannibalism), Burnie would never eat human meat, Gus has a bad core | |
| #79 at 30:35~31:47 Cannibalism (which parts are the best, cook book, everybody would do it if they were starving) | |
| #121 at 31:56-32:53 eating humans with different diets, organic humans | |
| #237 at 1:00:43~1:02:00 what if it was in restaurants/if it was on the menu | |
| #328 at 39:05 Eating humans | |
| #371 at 22:08 A guy wanted to figure out what human flesh tastes like but it's illegal, extracted leg muscles, based the taste on the smell (with animal meats) | |
| #377 at 1:17:21 The Chinese ambassador to Zambia had to announce that China wasn't selling them human flesh in cans / Gus wants human steak, Burnie would never eat human meat | |
| #425 at 14:06-14:40/15:11~16:00 | |
| #427 Post Show 15:05 Lab-grown human meat? (celebrity meat) | |
| #436 at 1:13:44-1:16:40 (with Sally) (includes: a guy posted a video on Youtube eating part of his leg) | |
| (#469 at ~30:00 How much human equals a cow, eating someone on a deserted island) | |
| #543 at 49:42 Would you eat a human if it was morally ok | |
| #232 at 8:50-9:50 Gavin: Where does cannibalism start? What about placenta? [science] | |
| #235 at ~5:20-6:36 also about the legality of eating placenta | |
| #237 at 1:00:26 (brief) | |
| #377 at 1:17:54 Burnie asks Gus if he'd eat placenta | |
| #372 at 1:30:27-1:31:23 Burnie feels horrible if he has to throw away meat, throwing away another animal's meat/body, meat going to waste, animals that kill other animals because they're hungry that day (you're dead because I was hungry today) | |
| #377 at ~15:19 Gavin is surprised to learn that Burnie and Gus don't go a day without eating meat | |
| #420 at 54:11 Gus went hunting as a kid and it made him respect what he was eating | |
| #553 at 44:10 Gus tried meat replacement (vegan meat/vegan burger) | |
| #567 at 15:55 Gus tried an all vegan meal and kept at it (Gus wanted to try vegan meals/Gus went to vegan places, keywords: Gus is vegan) | |
| #568 at 58:08 Gus is still vegan | |
| #569 at 39:16~41:50 (Includes: When Geoff went vegan for a while in the past Gus gave him shit for it because Geoff was a pain in the ass (argument), 1:29:34 Geoff commands Gus for being vegan and caring about the environment) | |
| #570 at 23:32 | |
| #572 at 53:20 (includes: Gus' interaction with the cashier that held him hostage saying his coworkers told him he's their favorite coworker) | |
| #573 at 15:29 (includes: Gus had a vegan Thanksgiving (Gus grilled) [Gavin burps mid-sentence]) | |
| #574 at 7:46 (includes: Gus was at a great vegan restaurant) | |
| #577 at 12:06 There aren't a lot of vegan options at the Austin airport (also: milk buns?, Gus was starving) | |
| #582 at 4:02 VS is back, Gus wanted to be in one of the episodes but they wouldn't give Gus a vegan version of something (wouldn't change something to a vegan option, Gus couldn't participate, maybe it was the "Chow Crown" episode) | |
| #578 at 32:52 Gus is still on a plant-based diet (he doesn't like using the word vegan because he still wears leather), Gus lost weight, Gus had a nightmare that Eric gave him a cheeseburger (Gus' nightmare/Gus' dream) | |
| Stuck At Home #1 at 1:10:36 Gus says he will break his vegan streak one day | |
| #594 at 45:31 Gus will eat meat just to do something different during the quarantine because he's going crazy (wants to eat an entire steak) | |
| #596 at 13:54 Gus ate meat but it was not good, ate beef, it was chewy, Gus decided he didn't need to eat a piece of meat again (but will eat hamburger/pizza/etc.) | |
| #597 at 22:30 | |
| #558 at 25:57/(1:15:51)/1:18:13 How much meat equals a flight? (Gavin is trying to reduce his carbon footprint), Burger King vegan hamburger, Beyond Meat | |
| #584 at 37:44 Blaine went on a date and ate meat after not eating red meat for 2 weeks (Blaine went Pescatarian after trying to be vegan and vegetarian) | |
| RTP ##76 | |
| 7:38 Rooster Teeth is trademarked (RT trademark, registered trademark) | |
| ~9:10-10:58 The guy that drew the RT logo/Rooster Teeth logo, the original logo before that | |
| #207 at 1:49:17 also about the RT logo (+1:51:35 showing the original logo) | |
| #274 at 1:07:20 you can't change the logo after you get it trademarked | |
| #164 at 22:20~29:10 Conversation about trademarks/copyright (registered trademarks), talking about their logo and the RT domains (rvb.com), brand name, their brand being comedic and now they're doing more serious stuff so they're considering modifying their brand/logo | |
| #254 at 3:20~8:00 More about trademarks in the conversation (also about the RT trademark) | |
| #420 at 45:51~47:30 Burnie about Content strikes/Content ID for RT content (it's Youtube not RT) (Burnie: people are waiting for us to drop the charade/waiting for the other shoe to drop, Gus: "We were evil the whole time", money grabbing, waiting for RT to reveal their true identity/wait for RT) | |
| 10:58 Contacting community member to work with them, it's hard to work with outside people who don't quite get what you're doing | |
| 14:06-15:03 Fleshlight, bleeped/censored (not about Jack) | |
| 31:22~35:40 Other Youtube channels getting more views quicker (vloggers, etc.) / people trying to mirror the success of specific Youtube videos and probably failing / the popular Youtube channels/Youtube videos and what they means for society | |
| RTP ##77 | |
| 36:00-36:55 When Geoff's mom was pregnant with him her car broke down at an abandoned nursery where one of the Manson family killed/was killing somebody (Charles Manson) | |
| ~36:56-37:47 Matt's aunt was at the movie theater when Lee Harvey Oswald was arrested and murdered | |
| RTP ##78 | |
| 27:57-29:48 Water leaks in the servers closet (water leaking, water dripping, after a hurricane, raining nonstop, storage closet, server room, flooded) (cont. in #79 at 1:30-2:42) | |
| 29:48-30:44 Someone took a shit next to the backdoor of the office / a poop next to a condom (office backdoor, of the old office) | |
| #80 at 53:02-54:00 | |
| #268 at 12:18~12:52 (keywords: Someone pooped next to the back door of their old office, took a dump) | |
| #357 at 46:32-47:10 the office was on the second floor when it happened (someone also broke the door handle) | |
| 40:20-41:16 3 guys on the ground a block away from each other (laying on the ground, same street, cops, paramedics). One guy was arrested and taken to a hospital, on the next block there was a guy having seizures on the ground, the next block there was an unconscious guy receiving CPR. | |
| RTP ##79 | |
| 6:09-6:50 Matt's blackmail photos | |
| 9:02-12:16 Hitchhiking, picking up hitchhikers (Griffon) | |
| #110 at 13:46-16:13/17:35-18:32, Griffon | |
| ~43:58-44:15 Joel: "You see the new animal that they discovered last week?" Gus: "The rhinolephant?" (fake animal) [riffing about making hard work for Griffon since she is editing the podcast and collecting the links for the linkdump] | |
| RTP ##80 | |
| 4:15 Brandon and the paper towels roll in the sink | |
| 7:23 Brandon 2.0 | |
| (#80) 10:52 Brandon turned on an empty microwave just for the timer (retort at #82 at 6:56-7:25 / #84 at 49:51-51:01 the microwave broke) | |
| (#80) 11:24 Matt mentions that Brandon thinks that bread has no calories [also mentioned in #81 at 1:02:48-1:03:24, Brandon's all-bread diet, as part of Brandon 2.0 + #82 at 4:18~4:58 Brandon's admission] | |
| (#80) 11:46 Brandon didn't know that a black widow spider is poisonous | |
| #82 at 0:16-4:18 Argument, Brandon, the need to know the names of the stars in the sky(?)/names of the planets(?) ("you see the moon every day"), the need to know which spiders are poisonous (identifying poisonous spiders), Mensa, identifying poison ivy, spraying RoundUp all over a tree with poison ivy on it / 6:03-6:55 Brandon confuses a daddy longlegs with a spider (took a photo, daddy long legs) | |
| #240 at ~43:00~44:00 (also with Brandon) Gus knows about trees/identifying trees from owning a house, identifying spiders [Gus owning a house gets referenced multiple times after that] | |
| #81 at 1:03:32-1:04:07 Brandon didn't know about starch for ironing clothes | |
| #81 at 1:04:07-1:05:08 Brandon wanted Burnie to get him "a thing that goes in the hole that's behind the hole" (wall anchor, screwing) | |
| #107 at 30:16-32:17 Fight or Flight/Fighter Flight (Brandon never heard of the phrase) | |
| #132 at 34:19-35:45/38:28~39:35 Brandon and the red towels (bought red towels to soak water and didn't realize that the color would seep out) | |
| #458 Post Show at 18:56 | |
| 17:09-17:46 Griffon wanted to name their future child Boxcar Jesus | |
| 31:45-34:16 the world of Twilight vs. the world of Harry Potter (in Twilight there are vampires, and werewolves are also added for some reason - they should have gone further and added all of the possible monsters) | |
| 38:09-39:39 Digg redesign / teardown phase (tear down phase), users build sites up and then tear them down after they become uncool (the websites are the most cool when the user just discovered it and then it goes downhill, users tearing down what they helped build, it was cool until everybody else found it) | |
| #331 at 1:02:53~1:07:40 Public outrage on Reddit about Reddit, Victoria/Veronica got fired from Reddit / the move from Digg to Reddit | |
| 57:50-1:01:13 Geoff, Luke, Monty and Gus/During PAX the guys forgot to bring some equipment to the convention center (forgot to bring some stuff for the booth) so they had to go back to the hotel room (tripods/television screens/boxes/giants TVs), tried to fit it all in a taxi (in a cab), Matt was sitting next to a couple who made fun of the guys (Matt sat next) | |
| 1:04:24-1:05:10 Monty's microwave efficiency | |
| #98 at 53:07-53:30 | |
| #237 at 1:12:33 | |
| #170 at 8:01-9:00 The gang vs. motivational posts about giving 110%, Monty tries to give 100% all the time when he works | |
| #237 at 1:13:21 Monty tears keys out of his keyboard (Monty's keyboard, keys that he doesn't use and interfere) | |
| RTP ##81 | |
| 2:40-5:18 Cursing on the podcast (original swear jar), swearing next to their kids | |
| (12:12) 12:28~12:50 Gavin looks like the bait on To Catch A Predator | |
| 27:17~28:55 Vending machines never work right / who's counterfeiting 1 dollar bills? / hammering nickels to make them as thin as dimes in the arcade machine | |
| 30:13~33:15 Scientists not knowing what would happen to someone that put his hand in the middle of the stream in The Large Hadron Collider / an accelerated particle went through someone's cheek into his brain (proton beam, particle accelerator) | |
| #134 at ~1:00:00~1:13:00 Nutrinos/breaking the speed of light/CERN/particle accelerator, time travelers (time travel), aliens contacting or visiting us because of that breakthrough | |
| ~33:05-35:00 Becoming a real life superhero and not telling anybody (super powers/superpowers) | |
| #184 at 26:47-27:09 Burnie: Superheros need to succeed all of the time in saving the world, villains only need to succeed once in destroying the world (superheroes, the Superman problem, superhero problem, superman must save the world every time) | |
| #218 at 30:53 | |
| #337 at 1:28:43 Felicia wants the ability to make people shit themselves/make people poop their pants, superpower, Poo Girl [personal note- I think Lindsay has also said it a few times] | |
| #363 at 39:10 mentioned below (search: superpower) | |
| #435 at 12:58~19:35 Teleportation and flying as superpowers (how do they work) | |
| 35:02-39:00 Woman regrew her finger with stem cell powder ("cracks her knuckles like a rope") | |
| 39:00-39:45 AYDS chocolate/dietary snack (also #495 at 51:48) | |
| 1:01:48 Monty didn't know that the mailman will deliver mail from your mailbox / 'If we take all the stuff that the younger guys at the company don't know - it will add up to everything' ("They collectively don't know everything" (the young guys at the company are stupid, don't know anything, the young employees, the younger employees) | |
| 1:05:08-1:05:59 Ben didn't know what a lemon was / the difference between a lemon and a lime (#156 at 13:10-13:41) | |
| 1:05:59~1:07:08 They were working late at the old office (9 people) and Joel ordered a single medium pizza and some breadsticks. (Joel ordered pizza) | |
| #536 at 22:46 | |
| 1:12:02~1:16:32 Google search history (Google Mind Tricks RTAA) (browsing history) | |
| #91 at 1:00:19-1:01:42 Burnie reads his search history | |
| #218 at 1:37:34-1:38:27 The Google search history of the shared RT account was saved and Gus had to delete it | |
| #259 at 37:18~40:30 more about search history/watch history | |
| #488 Post Show at 4:09 Would Gus be ok with everything about him becoming public after her dies including search history (Gavin- what if he molested a kid or something?) | |
| 1:20:35-end Burnie and taxing wealth instead of houses/income (taxing the money that's sitting in the bank so that everybody would be spending all of the time instead of sitting on it) (taxes) | |
| RTP ##82 | |
| 7:46~9:43 Brandon assembling Ikea cabinets/Ikea furniture, using Burnie's drill (first mentioned on #80 or #81, I think) | |
| 10:55 Geoff's morning routine, with Millie, Geoff gets Millie ready for school in the morning while Griffon does nothing / them being lazy / it's more work being a woman [14:25 Griffon to Brandon: 'Does your girlfriend shave her legs or armpits? ... If you appreciate it you'd shut the fuck up'] | |
| 15:33~17:53 Burnie asks them what they do at home after work (home life/house life) | |
| 20:06-21:00 Burnie received an email with an attachment multiple times while on a trip abroad (4mb PDF, file attachment, email attachment) | |
| #209 at 1:28:00-1:28:40 Burnie's phone picked up a Mexican network during a flight and downloaded all of his emails and he got charged with data roaming fees (network in Mexico) | |
| #104 at 39:31 Jack asked people to send in videos for the AHWU intros and it killed Geoff's email while he was on a trip (Geoff's inbox) | |
| #170 at 9:42~11:24 Jack redubbed a video interview with Mega64 with Gavin's email address and told people to send Gavin their top 3 songs as attachments (favorite songs, Jack gave out Gavin's email, mp3s, favorites songs) | |
| #215 at 1:04:50 +Jack signed him for all the mailing lists (newsletters) | |
| #106 at 14:39-15:39 Someone subscribed Gus to the FunnyOrDie mailing list and he can't unsubscribe, getting tons of emails (Funny Or Die newsletter, newsletters) | |
| #418 at ~1:09:00 Burnie vs. businesses that add you to their mailing list when you agree to receive the receipt in the mail, Gavin vs. mailing lists that you have to login to unsubscribe from | |
| ~24:18~25:20 People complaining that RT doesn't do events in their cities/in their towns/in their part of town (events closer to them, complain that RT doesn't come to..., complain that they don't come to...) (also in #504 at 1:16:29) | |
| ~28:30~29:30 Burnie's high school alumni (+followed by more stuff about the 2 high schools in Texas) | |
| 37:06 Stock trader, illegal trading, lost 9 billion dollars, court ordered him to pay the money back (bank) | |
| 40:33-42:51 The credit card company called them when they bought computers saying it was fraud (credit card fraud) / The company's credit cards get canceled because of purchases they make when they travel to different states / When Gus buys on Steam he gets a call (Gus' credit card) (keywords: credit card canceled/canceled credit card) | |
| #52 at 1:00:18-1:01:18 Matt's credit card got canceled after he talked to the credit card woman on the phone and hung up on her (the woman canceled his credit card) | |
| #213 at 1:10:04 Gus' debit card will automatically lock whenever he traveled so he called Bank Of America and told them that he would cancel all of his accounts with them if they didn't solve it. (gets locked/gets blocked) | |
| #306 at 54:12-56:53 Gus' credit card got declined because someone made a 1$ purchase on Yahoo to test it, and again when Gus pumped gas into his car but the first pump didn't work so he moved to another (that's another test that people do, gas station) | |
| #356 at 9:46 Gus' credit card got locked (again) when he tried to fill gas in a gas station in Texas | |
| #338 Post Show at ~11:00 Gus/Geoff (also Steam) | |
| #378 at 47:39 Aaron's credit card info got stolen (someone bought a stereo in Japan, when your credit card gets canceled it's a pain in the ass) | |
| #393 at 1:27:47 (Burnie's credit cards) | |
| #472 at 1:20:52 Burnie about someone that charged Burnie's credit card with 1,400$ but the bank had no information on the business that did it (even though the bank required RT to give all their information when they got a business bank account) | |
| #579 at 1:28:52 Someone tried to access Gus' credit card account by calling the credit card company (Gus' credit card company notified him that someone...) | |
| 44:41-45:21 Burnie interviewed Adam Sandler | |
| ~1:05:35-1:07:07 Jews control the media/Zionist conspiracy | |
| RTP ##83 | |
| 4:33-5:13 Gavin's old job at a grocery store (Waitrose), trained not to speak to customers, rules about greetings/pleasantries/niceties (not saying: "no problem" or "have a nice day", too American / like Walmart) | |
| #159 at 1:27:45~1:29:00 | |
| #343 at 20:29-21:32 also about the rules in Gavin's job and the fake pleasantries | |
| #469 at 40:38 Waitrose + people that reply "sure"/"yes"/"yeah" to "thank you", being flippant about it / 46:07 In Australia people say thanks instead of please ("this will be 50 cents thanks"), Gus- people that say "please and thank you" (just bundling them together because they know they should say them), using "please" in texts feels rude | |
| #182 at 7:54-9:45 Gavin vs. "how was your day"/"how are you today", greetings/pleasantries at stores, 'they don't know me, they don't care', people being fake nice (relevant to the RTAA) | |
| #193 at 38:48-41:28 (ends with Gavin and fake pleasantries) Miles worked at the cash register and had to say "did you find everything alright" (while there was renovation and people couldn't find anything, Gavin: "they come up with toilet paper and corn on the cob" "of course I didn't find everything alright, you think I wanted to buy this?") | |
| #193 at 1:37:22 (being fake nice at restaurants, ulterior motive to get more ingredients/toppings) Miles: if you're friendly to the people that make your food they will hook you up with extra ingredients, Michael: that's "Jack logic", Jack said that Michael should hope he gets the big fat guy as the one who makes his order because he will give him double the ingredients/double meats (twice the ingredients) (also relevant #171 at 49:58 below, Chris), Gus- that's pleasant conversation under false pretenses hoping for something in return | |
| #301 at 58:17 Gus asked Chris if a Greek restaurant is good/if the food is good and Chris answered that they give you a lot of food and that it's cheap | |
| #252 at 52:19-52:45 Gus vs. fake pleasantries | |
| #386 at ~1:14:16~1:15:22 Smalltalk with hairdressers (and again Gavin about American fake niceties) | |
| #193 at 33:50-35:20 Gavin dropped fruits/vegetables on the ground, Gavin knocked over a whole stack of apples/crate, used to pretend to throw the food that fell on the ground, walked around and put it back, a woman followed Gavin when he did that and busted him | |
| #200 at 5:50/6:17 Dan briefly mentions that he worked with Gavin in Waitrose | |
| #200 at 42:06-42:37 Gavin slipped on ice at the parking lot of Waitrose while he was listening to his iPod, Gavin shut off his iPod and all the lights went out so he thought he did it (the lights turned off) and it made him slip | |
| #223 at 1:01:12 They weren't allowed to stop shoplifters so one time a guy walked in and took a bottle of vodka and exclaimed that he took it and then walked out (a guy stole) | |
| #260 at 1:15:29~1:16:45 Gavin about bugs on bananas (bugs would be flung out while stacking bananas) | |
| #257 at 1:37:36~1:38:40 Gavin about phonecalls (phonecalls need to be brief, information exchange and that's it, Gavin doesn't like the fluff in phonecalls, Gavin was told that he was rude when talking on the phone because Gavin hangs up without saying goodbye, Meg said/Meg told) | |
| #445 at ~48:47~53:30 (argument with Ellie, also includes ^) | |
| 5:52-7:02 Geoff cut the chains himself at Home Depot (the cashier asked him where the tag was) | |
| 16:23-17:24 Burnie's credit card got swallowed right after another guy that didn't warn him (ATM card, ATM swallowed) | |
| 40:53 Their achievement race in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare that led to the creation of Achievement Hunter, Mile High Club (bonus level), on veteran (they still remember it accurately, played it hundreds of times) | |
| 1:10:16-1:12:00 A father told his son "see this is why you want to get a job, you don't want to be a server" while the server was right there (waiter, at Gold Class) | |
| RTP ##84 | |
| 7:16-9:05 Burnie's wife clicks on everything, viruses, phishing, emails, urls, links, some people at the office didn't know that you can hover over a link to see the real address | |
| #170 at 15:37~22:30 File attachment size limit to prevent large spam emails, 19:44 phishing | |
| 29:58-31:04 Extra Life for Dell Children's Hospital | |
| 32:20~34:53 Bono's charity ONE (meant only to raise awareness) [before and after-about charities and how the money doesn't always go to the people in need] | |
| also relevant - #368 Post Show (below, also after the mentioned conversation, about Child's Play/Extra Life) | |
| 43:05-44:44 Online reviews of products/customer service ratings (rate with stars, 5 stars or 1 star) | |
| RTP ##85 | |
| (after the middle - Gus tries to end the podcast multiple times, to wrap up, promised Matt he'll end the podcast early so he could help him with the shorts) | |
| ~4:30 Geoff created Gus in Fable (a Gus character, created a character based on Gus) | |
| 8:22-9:28 Durian fruit (hotel didn't allow to bring in this fruit, smelly fruit/stinky fruit) | |
| #513 at 46:26 Smelly fish meal, smelliest food in the world, Swedish fish, rotten fish, fermented herring (Surströmming, stinky fish) | |
| #545 Post Show 1:02 someone sent them a can, they show a video of guys opening a can | |
| 10:05-11:02 Griffon's wisdom tooth got pulled in Germany (the doctor was cold and efficient and it hurt) | |
| (#85) 11:20-12:35 Burnie was part of a pain medication testing for wisdom teeth surgery (medical experimental tests, pharmaceutical study, medical study) | |
| #154 at 52:26-52:36/52:56-54:46 | |
| #323 at 50:15 (Burnie's vision was shaking when the doctor used a chisel) | |
| #347 at 2:58 | |
| (#85) 13:26-13:46 Gus was born without wisdom teeth (Gus doesn't have/Gus wasn't born with) | |
| #464 at 1:08:43 | |
| #126 at 20:51-21:18 Brandon after surgery, Brandon's surgery, anesthesia, called his friend with a mouth full of blood (after wisdom teeth removal), (knee surgery) demanded to see the head of the hospital to compliment them | |
| #338 at 20:50 Brandon's gum surgery, 27:54-30:00 Brandon was thinking "I'm bleeding out of my mouth now, it's awesome", "I'm not gonna bleed in a cool way any other way", "it's a controlled way to bleed", 29:05 Brandon: "Have you ever bled a lot outta something?" Barbara: "Once a month" | |
| #154 at 50:36-51:07 Barbara's wisdom teeth removal | |
| #193 at 4:40~7:30 Miles had excess calcium/extra calcium in his gums and had surgery to remove it and got his wisdom teeth removed at the same time, anesthesia, trying to fight it and count the highest | |
| #322 at ~12:47 (Miles) | |
| #269 at 38:06 Kerry's wisdom teeth surgery, damaged his sinuses (also in #321 below) | |
| #321 at 7:29~10:30 Barbara drove Jack to and from his wisdom teeth removal, Jack was fine right after and wasn't loopy like other people, twilight drug, Kerry's wisdom teeth removal | |
| #338 between 17:11~23:30 Gavin's wisdom teeth surgery (Gavin's picture at 26:13), talking about teeth surgery and anesthesia/going under/laughing gas/twilight drug (mentioned on earlier podcasts^), ~26:50 Gus about taking your gauze out and having blood everywhere (bleeding after surgery), Gavin spit a blood clot, Happy Hour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3f4E_e-2I0 | |
| Stay At Home #1 at ~8:41 Burnie and the twilight drug in his colonoscopy (anesthesia, didn't remember the 40 minutes of the procedure), Geoff and Ibuprofen (trying to get it again after the first time he got it for a medical thing) | |
| ~12:41-12:56 Burnie won't let anyone put him under, Burnie never lost consciousness/never been knocked out, Burnie never blacked out, Burnie never fainted, Burnie never passed out | |
| (though he did lose his memory while getting drunk (Don't Trust the Blue RTAA) and he did get knocked out/hazy trying to break up a fight (Burnie Fights the Sun RTAA) | |
| Stay At Home #1 at ~8:41 Burnie and the twilight drug in his colonoscopy (anesthesia, didn't remember the 40 minutes of the procedure) | |
| #208 at 1:37:09 Burnie never had a headache or a hangover until he was 24 | |
| #554 at 1:10:18 Burnie rarely has headaches (only had 5) | |
| #415 at 1:05:42 Burnie has never been full/Burnie never felt full/Burnie can eat 24/7 (until ~1:08:10 but not only about that), 1:11:11 Burnie eats his kids' leftovers | |
| ~13:55~15:55 Geoff was deployed to Panama right after returning from Kuwait [because of a girl with too many teeth] (deployed, military, wouldn't be home for Christmas, had to call his mom in front of his boss) | |
| 17:51 The closest they've ever come to dying (almost died, almost dying, near-death experiences, their accidents, Burnie laid his motorcycle down and got covered in gasoline (covered in car oil) (#160 at 24:48-25:35) | |
| (#85) 19:46-21:30 When Geoff was young, Geoff's friends convinced him to do bike tricks, they said they already did it and he is the only one who hasn't (showed up late to play with his friends, quarter pipe, skating, bicycle stunts) | |
| (#85) 23:07~24:45 Burnie got electrocuted, exposed electric wires (his friend covered the live wire with a newspaper) (24:39 Burnie: "I hate electricity. I hate stuff that's invisible that can kill you") | |
| #92 at 7:32~8:20/20:07-20:57 Burnie hates the wind for the same reason (Burnie hates invisible things, where does the wind start) | |
| #207 at 1:04:29 wind/electricity/wifi, "radiation's bullshit", radiation is bullshit | |
| #471 at 31:07~33:00 Young Gavin set his legs on fire/set his pants on fire, Gavin dowsed his jeans with petrol (he and his friend were trying to find out if you could outrun the flame/fire trail, Gavin jumped out of the pants, young Gavin almost set himself on fire by dunking his jeans in petrol and setting them on fire, Gavin almost burned himself, Gavin set his pans on fire, Gavin covered his jeans with/Gavin dunked his pants) | |
| #577 at 1:06:29 (1:08:44 on the YT version) | |
| 21:55-23:06 Geoff shot a gun in the woods behind his friend's house, a .22 gun, a .22 riffle, Geoff shot into an apartment by accident, the bullets flew all the way into a man's apartment, his friend's gun, shooting beer cans, a cop came to his home to speak with his parents | |
| 27:17-29:02 The front gate at the office, Monty opens the gate just enough for a small car to pass through (some people open the gate just enough for their car to pass through) (office gate) | |
| #102 at 2:01-3:41 | |
| #117 at 5:03-5:59 Doing it purposefully to Jack | |
| #118 at 52:48-57:16/1:01:31-1:04:30, Jack's response (cares about presentation, argument)+the automatic gate doesn't work (because of the circuits/motherboard) | |
| #120 at 13:28-14:22 | |
| #264 at 23:04 Brandon tried to figure out why the gate was opening and closing by itself, Michael pranked Brandon with the remote from the balcony | |
| #338 at 4:17 | |
| #543 at 3:46 Weird design/orientation of the new office entrance/office gate (Burnie draws on a whiteboard, card reader placement, ranting about the gate) | |
| #544 at 1:02:06 | |
| ~29:00~34:00 South Park parodied Inception based off of a College Humor video | |
| 36:39-38:06/40:21~41:15 Geoff used to do the sales tax for RT ("I'm math retarded") / Geoff forgot about fractions (while dividing a small number by a large number, he thought it would come out as a negative) | |
| 38:14~39:55 Gus wasn't any help when Griffon had a math problem | |
| ~40:00~49:30 Common sense | |
| 58:57 Mentioning Chris Pratt as Anna Ferris' tubby husband | |
| #122 at 20:53 | |
| #305 at 1:04:05 | |
| RTP ##86 | |
| 5:57~8:50 PAX late show (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2dtZIUgtyA), PAX late night talk show, PAX podcast/PAX talkshow/PAX show, the interviewers/the hosts didn't know their names, called them by the wrong names, they didn't know what they do/they didn't know who they were, they were guests on a podcast, funny mode/ugly mode | |
| #234 at 58:36~1:11:00 (argument with Brandon that was in a similar situation from the other side- he didn't know all the details about who he interviewed because the interview was flung on him) | |
| 2:35-3:00/4:06~4:23/9:34-10:42 Geoff had a cough and thought he had AIDS/HIV (sore throat, Geoff was sick, Geoff is sick, coughing) | |
| 26:15~28:00 Burnie types with 4 fingers, typing class (keywords: with 2 fingers) | |
| #500 at 1:01:36 Typing / learning to type / ~1:04:16 Type-off (future type off/typing contest between Gus an Gavin) | |
| 36:11-36:57 Burnie and Jack put holes in Geoff's desk using a golf club (with a golf club, golf clubs) | |
| #181 at 37:41 (brief) Geoff tried to jam a pen up Gavin's ass, Geoff cleaned some spilled Dr. Pepper with paper towels and put them on Gavin's desk / 38:48-39:58 Gavin's desk is the abuse desk of the office, Burnie put a grape under Gavin's keyboard and smooshed it, Gavin gave Geoff mints and Geoff spit them out on Gavin's desk (Burnie pranked Gavin) | |
| #195 at 43:13-44:53 Gus used a mallet to break the corner of Gavin's desk, Michael turned Gavin's desk around and Gavin banged his knees on it [44:53 Gavin asked for help looking for a hammer to break the TV that Gus and Barbara were playing Nyan Cat on for 4 hours straight, that when they found the mallet that Gus ended up using] | |
| #207 at 1:28:41-1:29:10/1:29:50-, Gavin's desk + Geoff's desk | |
| #216 at 28:30/30:03 Ryan made a vibrating box and put it in a hole in Gavin's desk (Ryan 3d printed) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T61HfHO7QLw) | |
| #268 at 19:14~21:00 Ruining Gavin's desk (putting dents in it) | |
| 48:18-49:56 Burnie asks Jack if he would go to Mars, Gus would go | |
| #201 at 45:05-48:16 Gus on Mars | |
| #221 at 52:29-54:23/55:04-57:16 Miles: Would you rather go to the moon for 10 minutes or to Europe for a year [hypothetical] / 1:04:52-1:05:35 Gavin: would you rather go to the moon or solve a mystery? [hypothetical] | |
| #273 at 55:31 Would you go to the moon? (brief) | |
| #413 at 18:11~22:00/~25:03 Gavin doesn't want to go to the moon/Mars, Gavin wouldn't want to travel for a long time (teleportation is fine) / after 22:00 Living on the moon? Living in space? (live on the moon/live in space) | |
| #499 at 33:26 Gavin doesn't want to go to Mars / the logistics of traveling to and from Mars / 49:20 Gavin asks Chris the same / Traveling to Mars and leaving on the same day? When Earth and Mars are the closest, moving towards each other, moving away from each other | |
| #501 at 1:18:13~1:22:21/1:28:26, Going to space/going to the edge of space as travelers/a trip to space for 200k, space trip, going to the moon (Gavin: "All you see is the Earth", it's just the Earth) (poll at 1:23:32), moon stuff/the dark side of the moon | |
| 1:04:45-end, Invisible fire, methanol fire (race car fuel, invisible flame) | |
| #153 at 35:56-38:11 | |
| #376 Post Show at ~10:30 | |
| RTP ##87 | |
| 17:01~19:34 Rocks store, energy judging, the workers were judging a woman's energy/aura (Rock shop/rocks shop/rock store, gems, crystals, her aura was totally off), Griffon explains that crystals drain over time and you have to recharge them | |
| #269 at 22:31~24:05 Also Kerry/Gus about that crystals store/aura judgment | |
| 43:08-44:14 Private ATM that kept screwing up, the owner left the key to the employees, one employee opened the ATM and re-inserted the stack of bills | |
| #263 at (1:38:24) 1:39:08~1:39:50 also^, Mike's Pub | |
| ~54:00~56:00 U.S. citizenship, still pay income tax overseas (taxes) (retraction on #88 at 7:14~8:23) | |
| #390 at ~12:50 | |
| 1:02:33-1:04:31 A video with a stupid explanation to why we should act on global warming/climate change (a grid, it will either happen or won't-we will either prepare or don't) (environmentalism) | |
| #115 at 5:52-7:36 | |
| #260 at 1:10:27~1:14:10 The way we should think about climate change, instead of "saving the Earth"/"saving the planet" it should be "fighting the planet"/"preventing it from killing us"/"saving ourselves", why are conservatives who are hunters/outdoorsmen not environmentalists, also about car manufacturers having to change (because of sulfur emissions), humanity/humans/human beings being the dominant species and ruining the planet | |
| #373 at ~26:45 The Earth is trying to get rid of us like pests (or a self-cleaning oven) (conversation about coral reefs/barrier reefs) | |
| #390 Post Show at 1:26 Subway cars as artificial reefs?, old tires were dumped into the ocean to make artificial reefs but it backfired | |
| RTX Sydney 2017 (between 40:09~46:30) Sunscreen is bad for coral reefs (barrier reefs), Slip Slop Slap | |
| #490 at 1:19:36 | |
| #373 at 30:38 are there more storms/floods? | |
| #471 Post Show at 7:17~15:40 Solar panels field, renewable energy, generally about global warming, starving polar bears/dying seals (includes: some people find it hard to worry about it happening in the future while dealing with problem on their day to day lives, like worrying about the sun exploding), solar roofs | |
| #474 at 1:03:55 Trying to figure out the carbon footprint of ordering stuff from Amazon vs. driving to a store and buying there | |
| #513 at ~1:03:40~1:07:10 Austin trying to become zero-waste, banning plastic, ice age, the Earth will be fine-the humans are fucked, Paris Climate Accord, solar | |
| #514 (some time around 20:00~35:00) how we need to eat less meat to fight climate change / ~52:00~54:30 more stuff on the general subject | |
| #553 at 44:10 Gus tried vegan meat because of climate change, plant based meat / #554 at 21:13~26:00 People get angry when you talk about giving up meat and having less negative effect on the environment, bringing up carbon footprint of reusable utensils and renewable energy like solar panels and batteries for electric cars | |
| #518 at 30:06 Climate change being political | |
| #546 at ~14:27~16:15 Why is everything politicized? (starts from conversation about Chernobyl) (climate change, sugar, clean water), 16:34 People that block progress on issues that most people want action on, old people that make desicions that will effect young people, 18:23 even if Global Warming occurred naturally we should still do everything we can to mitigate it | |
| #533 at 52:42/53:07 Gavin: Climate Change's name should be "your grandchildren will run out of food" | |
| #564 at 1:17:30 Some people's reaction to people who care about the environment, working on renewable energy | |
| #565 Post Show at 10:15 Chris and the waitress (Chris had a bad interaction about plastic straws, she told him "if you drove in a gas powered car you're not saving anything") | |
| #578 at 46:27 Flying just to get more miles is not good for the environment / doing little things to not harm the environment (to help the environment, like flushing less/not using disposable silverware/cutting down on plastics), pollution from fishing nets/fishing equipment / climate change being political / eating less meat / solar power/solar panels | |
| 1:09:30~1:10:16 Airdisaster.com (air disasters site, airplane crashes website, plane disasters) | |
| #149 at 46:43-47:41 Gus watches air disasters on Netflix | |
| #197 at 1:10:40-1:12:11 Airdisaster.com, Gus read about an accident he never heard of before | |
| #269 at 9:56~10:47/12:00~15:10/~17:35~18:17 Gus' fascination with plane crashes, TV show | |
| #338 at 6:55 Brandon says he's watched enough episodes that he can be helpful to the pilots in case of emergency (they should come to him) | |
| #340 at 1:19:17 Gus would like a plane crash VR game (with incidents from real life) | |
| #464 at 1:24:04 Gus installed a flights app that lets him track all the planes and he enabled alerts for emergency (for when pilots declare emergency) | |
| #235 at 1:06:08-1:06:30 Burnie knew the flight path of a plane that flew above their office/their new building (flew over their head, flew right.., plane flew, GPS app, plane above the office/flight above, flights app/planes app) | |
| #275 at 12:32 Gus texts Gavin pictures of the British Airways flight that flies above the RT office (from London to Austin, same flight at the same time every day) | |
| #277 at 1:10:22-1:13:18 They accidentally got it on video ("it's right about the time ... there it is! it's right there!") (Gavin plays the recording, plays the audio) | |
| #422 at 1:23:53 Gavin likes to listen to air traffic control recordings (for keywords: black box recordings, control tower recordings), a pilot suffered from lack of oxygen (hypoxia) ("Unable to control airspeed. Unable to control heading. Other than that, everything A-OK.") https://fearoflanding.com/accidents/accident-reports/hypoxia-on-kalitta-66/ | |
| #558 at 21:31 Air traffic control recordings | |
| [gun talk/gun control/gun violence:] | |
| #87 at 1:14:31-1:16:57/1:17:39-end (gun talk) Owning a gun in Switzerland, Burnie's friend had to prove he was a pacifist to not get a gun (gun ownership is mandatory in Switzerland, compulsory service, you have to keep a gun in your house, you have to own a gun - not accurate: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dare-to-compare/ + https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Switzerland#Army-issued_arms_and_ammunition_collection), more about guns | |
| Switzerland topic also on #358 at 1:05:58 + during the conversation on #482 [below], which includes an update on the subject from a Twitter user after 1:10:00 | |
| #171 at ~44:40-47:30 Gun talk, guns, why do you need a gun, gun laws, can you shoot someone that break into your house | |
| #197 at 1:48:01 Gavin brings up the subject of guns/gun control but Gus is reluctant to talk about it (Sandy Hook) | |
| #384 Post Show (several topics) at 19:49 Police shooting of a black man with a concealed carry license (cop shot, police violence/police brutality) https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/16/us/police-shooting-trial-philando-castile.html, 2nd amendment, a guy with a gun is afraid that the other guy with a gun will shoot him so he shoots him first, 22:19 the Dallas sniper was killed by a robot with a bomb/explosive, Baton Rouge shooting of police officers, the difference in the way they report on the victims when they're shot by cops (divorced/had debts/etc., to justify the shootings), 26:57 the myth of the armed citizen who will save us all (good guy with a gun), 33:23 What's the purpose of the NRA, 36:23 Burnie and Gus would give up their guns if needed, Burnie shot his gun at a range in front of his kids so they won't want to get near it | |
| #397 Post Show 6:37 Burnie: Everybody has a camera in their pocket and we didn't duscover UFOs or Bigfoot but we did discover that there are shitty cops out there | |
| #384 Post Show at 28:06 Gus comes from a gun owning family | |
| #426 at 54:29~55:08 (from a conversation about having a gun in your house) Gus' background with guns | |
| #444 at 1:04:11 Gus' dad was a game warden (wildlife conservation), Gus' ridealong with his dad, Gus' dad told him to use his gun if needed while he went to talk to people (if something goes wrong, cover fire) | |
| #384 Post Show at 28:40 Burnie: we might fix this if we classify some guns as weapons of war that people can't own, like they can't own hand grenades/nukes/mustard gas, assault riffle | |
| #482 at 1:02:25 Burnie's hand grenades argument / Gavin about the difference between a van attack and a mass shooting / you want to minimize people's access to guns so there'll be less shootings | |
| #358 at 1:07:56 riffing on the hypothetical right to bear weaponized drones | |
| #457 between 1:01:06~1:08:10 Jon went shooting/learning about guns | |
| #460 at 41:51 Burnie asks Gus if he would support a ban on assault riffles (semi-automatic) / the prevalence/the availability of guns in the U.S., reasons for having guns, Gun Library/gun shops/guns in stores, the quick process of buying a gun and bullets/ammo, Las Vegas mass shooting, an attachment that makes your riffle shoot like a fully automated weapon / Burnie went on a hunting course/practice (with Ellie) / ~54:15 We're passed the point where guns would be effective against the government (to protect ourselves from the government, people can't have tanks/nukes/RPGs), Burnie: riffles are just death machines/not for self-defense | |
| #461 at 21:52~25:52 Gavin is anti-guns (gun laws are too laxed) but has guns in his videos / which guns/riffles are available in the U.K./U.S. | |
| #465 at ~12:25/19:02 Mass shootings | |
| #482 at 54:12 We need a new term instead of gun control, the 95% of people in the middle (between the extremes) should sit down and figure it out, John Oliver about NRA TV broadcasting fear/fighting evil with firearms, the process of getting a gun in Japan vs. getting one in the U.S. / 1:07:11 arming teachers or putting armed security in schools (the opposite of the 2nd amendment) | |
| #485 at 13:39 Emma Gonzales tearing a shooting target, The Consitution and the ammendments | |
| #520 at 54:12~1:03:00 Good guys with guns getting killed, police shooting, racism, gun control, guns being prevalent, gun violence (good guy with a gun) | |
| #553 Post Show 11:05 An IRS security guard pulled a gun on a sherrif's deputy (good guy with a gun) https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/07/16/white-irs-security-guard-pulled-gun-an-armed-man-it-was-black-police-officer-uniform/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.7a816b116db8 / 12:49/16:26 (Police shooting) a man was shot buy police officers that made him crawl on the floor (Arizona hotel, begging for his life) https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/09/us/police-shooting-video-arizona.html | |
| #562 Post Show at 7:59 A Chinese student was denied entry to the U.S. for carrying bulletproof vest because he was affraid of being shot https://nypost.com/2019/08/28/chinese-student-denied-entry-to-us-for-carrying-bulletproof-vest/ | |
| [problematic passengers on their flights/annoying passengers/bad passengers/weird passengers:] | |
| #71 at 2:15-4:14 (San Diego RTAA, electronic devices) | |
| #87 at 1:13:25-1:14:27 A passenger kept trying to talk to Burnie, a guy with a sore throat/after throat surgery/just got a treatment for throat cancer, a guy woke Burnie up to talk to him on the plane (couldn't talk/was talking to Burnie on a flight even though it hurt him, woke him up) | |
| #291 at 1:01:36~1:03:30 | |
| #395 at 1:02:10~1:05:18 Burnie set next to a guy who kept talking to Burnie even though he was watching a movie | |
| #390 at 15:52 Barbara sat next to a guy that wanted to talk the entire time | |
| #157 at 1:07:53-1:09:41 A woman woke Gavin up on a plane because she was asking all the passengers to write happy birthday to her daughter (her daughter's birthday, birthday card, sign card) | |
| #212 at 11:44 Burnie woke up from German people singing happy birthday to a kid (woke him up) | |
| #206 at 2:04:16-2:05:50 A woman that boarded the plane last didn't have room in the overhead bins above her seat so she freaked out, overhead compartments/overhead space/overhead bins, "I don't want to check my bags" "whose bags are these?" (last woman to board the plane, 'this is my seat this is my bin') | |
| #326 at 11:16 | |
| #265 at 1:11:19-1:12:10 Gavin was watching a movie on a plane and the woman in the seat in front of him put her ponytail on his screen (on the back of the seat), so Gavin took a nap and it was gone when he woke up | |
| #327 at 8:33-9:40 It happened again but with a guy that put both of his hands together on the back of his seat covering Gavin's screen (interlinked his fingers, Gavin couldn't see the screen), then an hour later he did it again but started tapping and it paused the movie and changed settings/etc. | |
| #265 at 1:12:11 An old man put his hand on the headrest in front of Gus (hand with cuts on it, man in the seat in front of Gus) | |
| #265 at 1:12:51 A guy behind Gavin put his foot between the 2 chairs on the armrest next to Gavin (behind Gavin's seat) | |
| #327 at 2:35 “Gavin the Perfect Passenger” RTAA, Gavin says he's the best passenger in the world, Gavin never caused any problem on a flight/Gavin never calls the flight attendants for anything (Gavin is the best air passenger in the world) / 3:48 A woman in the window seat made Gavin get up right after boarding to fiddle with her luggage, then she got up again and moved to a different seat that wasn't hers while people were still boarding / 4:53 A German passenger spilled into Gavin's seat and asked to use his phone | |
| #374 at 38:31 “Gavin and the Annoying German” RTAA | |
| #327 at 58:02 Gus heard a guy talking loudly on the phone in the airport and he ended up sitting right next to him. The guy fell asleep holding his drink and when the flight attendant came to wake him up he spilled his drink on his laptop. | |
| #329 at 11:59~13:00 Burnie and Ashley yelled at a guy on a plane who tried to forcefully jam his carry-on bag into the overhead bin where they had their bags with multiple laptops. (Burnie yelled at/Burnie screamed at) | |
| #329 at 13:03 A woman was sitting in Gus' seat when he boarded (when she left, the guy sitting next to him quipped: 'we know you're in the wrong seat lady, just get the fuck out of the way, am I right?') | |
| #395 at 1:09:03 passengers that sit in seats that aren't theirs (wrong seats) | |
| #361 at 58:20-59:15 A woman thought Gavin was controlling the blinds at an airport (lounge at LAX), they go down as the sun gets lower in the sky | |
| #364 at 1:34:45 A parent with a kid on a plane behind Gus told Gus to refrain from swearing (Gus swore/Gus was swearing/Gus cursed/Gus was cursing, to stop swearing/to stop cursing) ("little fat fuck .. sorry little fat F") | |
| #372 at 9:26 Burnie upgraded to the exit row and the row was empty (had the row all to himself) until the biggest man on the plane asked to move seats and sat next to Burnie | |
| #379 at 1:08:43 A flight attendant had to scream at people through the intercom because they stood up and took their bags out of the overhead compartments while the seatbelt sign was still on | |
| #379 at ~1:22:20~1:24:30 A woman got mad at Gus because people were boarding before him (pre-boarding) when he was in boarding group 1 | |
| #390 at 16:43/18:40 Burnie about a lady with a service dog (emotional support dog) who talked to every person when she got on the plane and sat next to Burnie's friend | |
| #393 at 3:49 Burnie about a crying baby/crying kid on a plane (screaming the entire flight) | |
| #393 at 8:30~10:30 mini-argument, to recline or not to recline?, passengers are allowed to recline as much as their seat allows them to | |
| #395 at 1:05:54 Gus sat between/Gus was caught between a couple where the woman was at the next aisle leaning forwards/turning her head towards the guy every time she needed to tell him something or give him something | |
| #403 at 23:40~29:50 Gus talks about a family on his flight, they were whisper-arguing on the plane, the mom put on gloves and wiped everything in the row with wet wipes (surgical gloves/sterilizing wipes, "I told you! If you don't tell me the number of the channel I can't find it!", ziplock bag with sheets), they ended up being on both of his flights (from Austin to Sydney) and stayed at the same hotel as him | |
| #415 at 58:55~1:01:00 On Barbara's flight a passenger barged into the bathroom and threw up on a kid's back (a passenger threw up on a kid/passenger vomited on a kid/passenger puked on a kid) | |
| #434 at ~30:21 A passenger farted on Gus' flight | |
| (#480 passenger farted on a flight that had to be diverted, search "farted on a plane") | |
| (#457 at 1:26:50 Gus sat next to/Gus was on a flight in first class and another passenger that looked like an 80's rock star drank more than 10 beers, passenger drank, Miller Lite/Heineken) | |
| #475 at 44:06~46:10 (not on their flights) A passenger pooped in his hands/shit in his hands and smeared it on the walls of 2 bathrooms | |
| #480 at 13:05 A woman went through the X-ray machine to stay with her bag/purse | |
| #480 at 15:20 ("Even Even More Plane Stories" RTAA) First time flyer, a woman on Gus' flight was nervous and got drunk (said to the guy next to her that she will vomit all over him/puke, asked "why are we driving?" when taxiing on the runway, "are you bracing yourself?") [also in RTX Sydney 2018 (Part 1) at 20:55~25:30] | |
| #542 at 45:54 Drunk middle aged women were trying to make everyone do the wave (Vegas flight) | |
| #554 at 0:29 Water spilled all over Gus from an open bottle in one of the bags in the overhead bins (a passenger's water bottle spilled on Gus, the passenger didn't apologize to Gus but apologized to the people in the row in front of Gus) | |
| #565 at 1:20:03 About people that cluster around the ramp of the conveyor belt of bags to try and get their bags as fast as possible and not wait a few seconds for the bag to come to them | |
| #575 at 42:36 Demonic child screamed/grunted non-stop on an 8-hour flight from Germany to New Jersey https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1628314/Video-Demonic-child-torments-passengers-8-hour-transatlantic-flight.html | |
| #678 at 45:19 Barbara was sitting in the window seat, Barbara was sitting next to a weird guy in construction clothes that put his phone in front of her to take a picture outside the window so she took the picture instead but it was old iPhone with the flash on so it came out with the reflection of the window and the second picture was blurry from the movement of the plane, the guy was frustrated, man sitting next to Barbara hit her on the arm and handed her his phone (for keywords: a guy asked Barbara to take a picture) | |
| RTP ##88 | |
| 5:52-6:42(-7:11) Griffon never gets out of a traffic ticket. They riff on the fact that the cops could be intimidated by her looks/tattoos (like when school children have a crush on a girl so they push her) | |
| 8:24-12:38 The Beatles go digital / 9:46 Geoff doesn't like The Beatles (other than Golden Slumbers) (Griffon also doesn't really care about them), they were better than anyone else at the time (other songs from that era are not great) | |
| #327 at 29:44 (brief comment) Gavin doesn't like The Beatles | |
| #88 at 12:39-14:50 Geoff doesn't like Monty Python | |
| #207 at 1:12:32 Gavin doesn't like Amy Winehouse's voice | |
| #216 at 37:50-40:47 Gavin says Tron doesn't hold up, Gavin doesn't like Tron, things that at the time were groundbreaking but don't hold up, old movies that seem antiquated, old games are crap/old video games, old games were crap, argument, Gus: they were good at the time / 1:09:48 cont.- Gavin and 80's music (Gavin likes 80's music) | |
| #283 at 1:26:36~1:28:30 Gus/Burnie vs. Catcher in the Rye/On the Road, Burnie vs. Rebel Without a Cause, Gavin vs. Ferris Bueller (overrated books/books they don't like, overrated films, overrated movies, films they don't like) | |
| #310 at 44:45 Gus doesn't like Aerosmith | |
| #346 at 1:09 Burnie doesn't like the Wilhelm scream | |
| #413 at 1:30:14 Gavin doesn't like E.T. (watched it again after seeing it as a child) | |
| #462 at 13:14/19:07 Jon doesn't like the film Halloween | |
| #526 at 36:04 Gavin doesn't like animated movies | |
| 14:59-18:23 Girl Talk | |
| 31:53 Monty's analogy about The Mona Lisa in a strip club (video games not considered as art) | |
| 35:00-38:19 Operation Paperclip, Nazi scientists were smuggled into the U.S. after WWII | |
| RTP ##89 | |
| 0:45-0:51/4:28-5:14/15:51-16:42 Griffon was #1 on Reddit, Left 4 Dead door (https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/eau7w/we_turned_our_studios_exit_door_into_a_l4d_safe/) (54:00~54:55/1:07:19-1:07:35 Done as promotion for Immersion) | |
| 9:41~14:55 Geoff and Griffon's alarm system, Griffon set off the alarm while Geoff was in the shower, ~11:15 the office alarm has been set off 6 times (Joel and the alarm) | |
| #208 at 3:36-3:56 Joe The Cat tripped the alarm so many times that the city of Austin charged them 1,100$ (office alarm, Joe The Cat set off the alarm) | |
| #362 Post Show at 19:15 Burnie: Car alarms are always ignored - you never think that someone is breaking into a car | |
| #362 Post Show at 21:15 the alarm speaker in 636 was pointed at the apartment complex across the street | |
| 16:58~24:00/52:30-53:37 They went to a restaurant with fire dancers/fire dancing/fire twirling, juggling fire balls, jugglers, flaming hula hoop (hulahoop) / Argument, Gus wanted to go to the nearest restaurant across the street, and house) | |
| #106 at 4:16, Another argument, Burnie vs. Griffon, about where to take Michael to eat after he came to Austin, they read the text conversations (reads the text) | |
| #108 at 1:14:40-1:15:42 Another fire dancing and juggling situation | |
| 34:01-34:15 Jason had the DVD for Hotel Rwanda for 9 months | |
| #207 at 33:50-34:54 also^, Gavin- Goodfellas, Gus- The Bridge On The River Kwai | |
| #259 at 1:35:03 A woman spent a night in jail because she didn't return Monster In Law since 2005 | |
| #341 at 15:48 Jame's friend and disc 3 of season 5 of Buffy | |
| RTP ##90 | |
| 10:42~11:40 Griffon: "Can your vagina fall asleep?" (hibernation) | |
| RTP ##91 | |
| (some time [maybe on previous podcast] - a butterfly flies near the window and they all look) | |
| 33:30-37:20 2 WWII stories: The British used the dead body of a homeless man (that committed suicide) in a plane crash saying he was a spy with secret documents (fake documents, Greece/Italy attack), money forgery, counterfeit money, counterfeiting) | |
| 1:03:43-1:06:12/1:07:01-1:08:04 Parking lot outside of a zoo in England, man with a ticket machine, parking fees, worked for 25 years, parking attendant, city employee, urban legend | |
| 1:12:53-1:14:29 Gus was locked out of his account after trying to log in too many times, XM radio account (Sirius), contacted customer support who tried to sell him something on the way (they cookied his browser so he couldn't log in, gus couldn't log in, Gus tried logging in too many times) | |
| 1:21:15-1:23:28 Monty has videos running in the background while he works (watches videos), played Avatar at 50% speed, Monty barely plays video games he watches videos of other people playing them. | |
| 1:27:10 Achievement Hunter dropped to second place in gaming shows on Youtube after Immersion got to first place | |
| RTP ##92 | |
| 5:08-5:36/6:03-6:33 Burnie: you shouldn't use your girl voice in front of your friends because she might hear (woman voice/girlfriend voice/wife voice, you should never imitate your wife) / Geoff used to do the voice of his ex-wife but then did the same voice when imitating Griffon | |
| ~8:20-9:37 Airplane air/air on a plane | |
| 10:33~12:00 Burnie asks about using teleportation devices in the future, Burnie wouldn't do it (#163 at 1:27:42-1:29:01 'Gavin would learn the science') | |
| 11:40~14:40 LASIK eye surgery, Burnie after the surgery, halos around lights in his vision, starbursts/seeing stars/sparkles | |
| #282 at 16:18-17:37/20:25 the smell of your own eye burning | |
| #515 at 1:07:48 also about Burnie's side effects after LASIK | |
| #403 Post Show at (6:21) 6:28~7:45 Burnie experienced a crack in his vision (they mention vision fuckups from migranes/standing up too fast/etc.) | |
| #518 at 1:29:06 Gus and Burnie's vision occurrences of seeing white blobs/rainbow crack | |
| #357 at 5:43 Blaine: Chris went through LASIK and had to use eye drops for months, one of the eyedrops looked like cum | |
| #369 at 17:35 Chris was trying to get free LASIK through RT Life (discount Lasik) (29:38/36:15/50:05/55:20, timestamps from this comment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_i-0RjYYtA&lc=UggVr60uUBWLNngCoAEC) | |
| #357 at 6:31 Brandon went through LASIK, the staff were talkign about office gossip during the surgery and didn't tell Brandon he would go blind | |
| 14:12 Burnie's glasses have no prescription, they help him concentrate while writing (non-prescription) | |
| #267 at 2:00~2:15 Burnie doesn't need glasses anymore but he wears them anyway | |
| #403 at 35:37~36:37 (because of comments) (also, Gus doesn't feel comortable without his glasses, even though he can wear contact lenses) | |
| 19:20-19:38 Burnie about making a film: "You take 2 years of your life and you have to get 90 minutes of it right" | |
| 21:00-21:39/27:15-27:51 When you get to the end of a traffic jam and there's nothing there (the cause of a traffic jam, cause of traffic) (#142 at 46:20-46:50) | |
| 21:40-22:24 Gus was in a traffic jam that was caused by a fuel truck that spilled gas all over the freeway and everybody had to drive in reverse to get out of the area. | |
| 35:53-40:21 Nobody clapped and nobody laughed at the VGAs (Video Games Awards ceremony), not clapping/no applause/nobody laughed/not laughing, Olivia Munn, Neil Patrick Harris, award show audience, sitting with their arms crossed | |
| 43:31-44:10 Not understanding Tumblr, Burnie doesn't like that there's no commenting (no comments) | |
| 52:54~54:30/55:50-56:15 Geoff is getting ready for his colonoscopy [camera up his butt] (+#95 at 35:11-36:44) / Griffon: do guys groom before going to see this kind of doctors? | |
| Geoff after golonoscopy (Happy Hour) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-O40PauWYA | |
| #206 at 28:00 How many fingers does the doctor use in a prostate exam? (which is different from a colonoscopy), Burnie Googles "how many fingers" and cracks up (how many fingers does a person have) | |
| #211 at 27:17 Burnie got his rectal exam (RTAA) | |
| #301 at 10:24-12:50 Brandon already had a prostate exam? | |
| #358 Post Show at 20:51~23:00 Gavin wants to have a colonoscopy to make sure nothing's wrong there, Matt had a colonoscopy, Gus had an endoscopy | |
| #362 at (18:10) 19:15~21:20 Burnie reads a Reddit post about a guy that discovered prostate stimulation (drumstick) https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/17c8oa/i_23m_just_discovered_prostate_stimulation_and_i/ | |
| #433 at 26:03 Joel's penis scoping (RTAA, camera up the urethra, women are flowers and men are sticks) | |
| #483 at 24:30 Gus had a prostate exam | |
| #522 at 8:45 Burnie's colonoscopy story from the RTAA "Borders & Butts" / 9:41 Gavin wants to give Burnie a colonoscopy/prostate exam? | |
| Stuck At Home #1 at 6:24~9:30 Burnie/Geoff | |
| #572 at 1:00:42/~1:03:40 Getting prepped for a colonoscopy, Drew and Barbara's colonoscopies (includes: Drew demanded to get the photos of what they'll be looking at while he'll be sedated, Drew didn't unclench until they agreed / talking about anesthesia/twilight drug) | |
| #649 at 23:29 Drew and Barbara's colonoscopies | |
| #651 at 55:09 (includes Drew and his photos and Trevor asking to get Barbara's heartbeat printout) | |
| 54:27-55:50 Do you brush your teeth before going to the dentist? (brushing your teeth before you go.., before the dentist) | |
| 59:16-1:01:26/1:02:19-1:05:17 Griffon's landlord was a nudist so they all had to conform (clothing optional), he had a Prince Albert piercing that made him pee like a toy sprinkler, he did puppetry of the penis (shape of the Loch Ness Monster) | |
| (1:08:54-)1:09:56~1:10:39 A woman's purse vs. The belly of a shark (what has more junk in it) | |
| #153 at 1:12:37-1:16:23 more about women's purses and how messy they are, including in hotel rooms | |
| 1:11:52-1:12:28 Burnie's brother pushed him while he talks to him | |
| 1:13:37 Jack and the Fleshlight (compilation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1okNT-PSFW8) | |
| 1:24:29-end Anna Hullum got Burnie's wife a cheese tray that's made from recycled chalkboards from her elementary school (gift/present, cheese serving tray) / Burnie is a gift spoiler, gifts | |
| RTP ##93 | |
| 2:17-5:00 Brandon doesn't like how someone threw away trash in the office so Brandon took a photo and sent it in a mass email, there was no bag in the trash bin (trashcan, trash can, garbage can, garbage bin, garbage bag, who's responsibility it is to take out the trash at the company) | |
| #102 at 3:42~6:50 Jack and the recycling bin that nobody moved / dumpster | |
| #118 at ~57:16-58:58 (following the discussion about the front gate) | |
| 5:12-5:45 Geoff has makeup on for reshoots, he had to look worse, Burnie didn't know about the makeup so he thought something happened to Geoff | |
| 23:04-23:30 Monty identifies with Sid from Toy Story (he used to take thing apart and put them together in weird ways) | |
| 1:01:36-1:04:25 They open a package from Dominic (Count3D, gifts/presents, chocolate) | |
| RTP ##94 | |
| 25:19-28:42 Amelia Earhart (conspiracies) | |
| 32:37-32:53 Gus: "I don't like resolutions. It implies imperfection." [quote] (New Year's resolutions) | |
| 33:16~34:38 Gus got a free TV from Youtube (free television, free Google TV) | |
| ~34:38~38:14 There's more to the New Orleans story (also mentioned in #100 at 24:55-25:27) / Griffon tried to record Geoff speaking with a Southern accent (Geoff's accent) | |
| 38:21-40:02 Gus' party (legendary party, housewarming party?, Gus' house party, everybody was drunk except Geoff) | |
| #162 at 1:13:00-1:13:46 Drunk Burnie, showed up with tequila, the night of The Fulcrum (fulkrum/folcrum), Gus' house party, Burnie: "I'm here to get drunk", Gavin in a black leather jacket and a pink feather boa riding Burnie like a horse (part of the Drunk Burnie RTAA) (Gavin was riding Burnie) | |
| #177 at 9:04-14:03, some more details about what happened, Burnie was laying on the floor of Gus' porch and people were taking photos and Gus told everyone to delete them, Burnie thought he ruined the screen door so he came back the day after with his son and peeked above the fence. | |
| #211 at 17:44-18:37 also The Fulcrum (+Burnie got drunk at PAX) | |
| #235 at 1:31:43~1:32:20 (brief) about drunk Burnie peeing outside facing the party (Burnie peed next to the screen door) | |
| #429 at 16:38-17:34 | |
| #228 at 30:07 Drunk Burnie was at a restaurant with Gus and Jack and Burnie turned on all of the lights in the restaurant and was almost thrown out | |
| #268 at 27:31 | |
| #252 at 1:20:03 (Burnie's New Year's party) Barbara mentions from off-screen that they acted like spies, Burnie acted like a spy with his coat (pretended to be a spy) | |
| #253 at 1:23:51 (brief) also about being spies/like vampires/invisible | |
| #290 at 53:25-54:33 Drunk Burnie yelled at Joe The Cat, and more about the coat thing | |
| #349 at ~22:55 more about the spy/coat | |
| #323 at 8:32 In college Burnie got really drunk from blue margaritas (was told that they're creepers, creep up on you) / 14:53 Burnie got instantly drunk when they made punch in a trash can, Volkov vodka | |
| #443 Post Show (RTAA) | |
| #451 Post Show at 0:59 Drunk commentary (early seasons of RvB), drunk Burnie, Gus asked Burnie "is this just whiskey?" and Burnie replied "No, it's whiskey and cup" and Gus walked out | |
| 41:05-41:40 The tripod that returned to Gus' office even though it's not his | |
| ~43:49-44:36 The way that Gus sits in his chair (Gus sitting in his chair, Gus lays down in his chair) | |
| RTP ##95 | |
| (47:45-)48:08-50:07 Geoff sent an email to Gus (Geoff sent a pissy email to Gus, Geoff apologized to Gus right after, Geoff's email, Podcast Awards) | |
| RTP ##96 | |
| 19:38-20:08 Hate mail pages (hatemail pages) | |
| 20:24-21:27 Burnie's friend in college used to prank another friend (call from his phone in his room to random people, White Pages, Yellow Pages, play a joke, his friend's phone, make phonecalls from his phone, "we're coming to take your furnace today", answering machine full of angry messages) | |
| 21:27-22:14 Alarm company did repair work at the office, alarm system, they set up the alarm to call the wrong number (someone's cell number, someone's cellphone), he sent them a fax telling them to stop and that it's driving him crazy | |
| 58:31~1:00:37/1:01:40-1:02:10 Griffon made Geoff watch a horror film about a daughter that gets possessed and they have to kill her, Geoff made sure that Griffon stayed awake | |
| #120 at 1:00:04 Lame effects in horror films, scariest scenes/things in horror films | |
| #286 at 51:33 Sponsor Play: P.T. (sponsorplay, Gus & Barbara, Chris & Brandon, played a horror game) | |
| #297 at ~48:00~55:00/57:26~59:40 Horror games, horror movies/horror films | |
| #340 at 1:15:33 Not wanting to play horror games in VR | |
| #351 at 1:09:27 Lame remakes of Japanese horror movies, Gus' attic looked like the one form The Grudge, Barbara and Jon played The Park, more about P.T. | |
| #411 at 31:50 (brief) Gus played a horror game in VR and stopped, Jon about the difference in playing a horror game alone and with another person | |
| #462 at ~14:48 Horror films | |
| #529 at 46:33 Horror games | |
| #561 Post Show at ~1:00 Horror games (includes: Control, P.T.- Miles couldn't sleep for a month after playing it) | |
| RTP ##97 | |
| 1:11-8:10 Griffon spilled liquid on her laptop and asked Geoff to buy her a new laptop (spilled Theraflu), Griffon's laptop/Griffon's computer (MacBook), Griffon opens all of the applications, all of the applications are running in the background | |
| ~41:29~42:00 Burnie enters then leaves a few seconds later (Burnie comes in, Burnie exits, Burnie leaves, Burnie slams the door, slamming the door) / 42:59-43:23 Matt enters to slam the door more times than Burnie | |
| 45:54~47:40 Jack wasn't included in the comics (Griffon and Luke didn't include Jack as a character, Jack isn't a new guy he's a no guy) | |
| 49:13~51:00 Griffon asked Jack to bring his bookshelves to the office for a Short (shooting for an RT short, bookshelf) / Geoff and Griffon gave their furniture to be used in a play (couch/sofa, actors are really respectful of furniture) | |
| 52:10-53:41 Geoff and Griffon got a new dog (got a puppy/got a dog, new puppy, chewed the corner of the coffee table) (also in #98 at 20:07~21:10/21:48-22:41/23:24-24:39 Burnie got a new dog (the dog is on the podcast/dog on the podcast)/Geoff and Griffon's dog won't walk/it's a chick magnet) | |
| #284 at ~50:00 Miles' dog on his lap (dog is on the podcast) | |
| #321 Miles' dog/Miles and Arryn's dog on the podcast set throughout the podcast, Watson, mostly after ~1:24:00 | |
| #378 Post Show Mariel's dog on Barbara's lap with a cone around his head | |
| #417 at ~1:30 Becca's dog Rupert on the podcast set (during the pancake podcast, Rupert, eating pancakes, ~25:00 on Barbara's lap) | |
| #437 at 3:44 Rupert | |
| #456 at ~8:50 Ellie's dog Gus | |
| #561 at 0:23/24:12/28:44/1:09:00/1:16:00 Blaine's dog Dutch (mostly talking about him) | |
| #572 at 16:50 | |
| #582 after 27:50 | |
| #576 at 0:24 A dog on Barbara's lap (Anna's dog, the hair and makeup person) | |
| #590 at 1:15:58 Gus' dog/Gus hold his dog (they're at home, on webcam) | |
| #590 Post Show at 9:46 Geoff's dog on his lap | |
| #591 at 51:48 Blaine's dog Dutch on his lap | |
| #601 at 44:10 Gavin's cat, Gavin hold his cat up to his face | |
| (#603 some time - Gavin's cat, Gus' dog) | |
| #606 at 1:26:37 Gavin's cat with a bread pillow/cone around its neck | |
| #629 (around 20:30) Gavin's cat Smee on him | |
| #637 (around 49:20) Kayla's cat | |
| #640 (around 23:10) Gavin's cat Smee on him | |
| #645 at 32:10 Jon's cat under UV light (bliacklight to see ringworms) / around 36:30 Gavin kisses his cat | |
| RTP ##98 | |
| 7:00~8:30 Burnie's kid and the 3 letters combinations that are unused (three letters, three letter words, "Jup" doesn't mean anything, why are there words with 4 letters if there are still unused 3 letter combinations) | |
| 9:09 Swatch's Internet Time, beats (new clock, new time) | |
| 9:57~11:00 Gus doesn't want to go out/doesn't want to go to social events ('is Gus late or has he stood us up?', Gus prefers to deal with the post-event bitching of why he didn't come than with the pre-event bitching, Gus has social psychopathy) | |
| 11:00 Gus and Geoff don't like to talk to people or call people on the phone (social anxiety, they want to minimize social interactions, ordering pizza/answering the door, Gus and Geoff would stand at the hallway and not answer the door and Griffon has to answer) | |
| 11:28 Geoff won't ask where something is in the store | |
| 12:02 Burnie doesn't sell anything because he doesn't want to deal with the buyers, he knows that the people will remain in his life for too long | |
| 13:09-15:00/37:44-38:22 Burnie got his kid a chocolate fountain for Christmas and it arrived broken | |
| 24:39~26:45/28:44-29:18 They use FitBit (Fit Bit) / trying to get 10,000 steps a day, counting their steps | |
| #100 at 26:58-27:36 | |
| #130 at 44:13-51:00 Burnie lost 60 pounds because of it, treadmill | |
| #208 at 9:03~10:50 Burnie has a Nike FuelBand (Gavin: those are still douchey, like a bluetooth earpiece) | |
| #305 at 39:33 FitBit in the phone | |
| #310 at 39:24 While masturbating? | |
| #324 at 38:37 Brandon uses his Apple Watch as an exercise device | |
| #339 between 36:15~40:00 Burnie wear both his FitBit and his Apple Watch [+~52:30 Burnie stands up when his Apple Watch reminds him to stand/standing reminder] | |
| #401 at 1:42:18-1:42:58 Getting mad at the breathing reminder of the Apple Watch (calming reminder/relaxation reminder) | |
| 40:43~44:51/45:58-47:04 Brandon and Power Rangers (nobody cares about the retro of other people, what they consider retro/nostalgic) / Brandon and the Japanese watches (Brandon wanted to buy a new watch) | |
| 51:13-53:08/54:48~55:38 Monty lives across the street from the office and drives there (Monty drives his car to the office) | |
| 1:07:19~1:15:00 'Crazy people will find things to get inspired by' (mass shootings/mass murder/school shootings) | |
| RTP ##99 | |
| ~1:01-2:30 RT Short Sex Dogs | |
| 8:51~9:40 Someone impersonated Burnie on Facebook and talked to Burnie's old friends (someone was posing as Burnie on Facebook, to Burnie's friends, Burnie's high school friends, Burnie's Facebook account, Facebook profile, pretended to be Burnie, people pretending to be/people impersonating, fake accounts) | |
| #209 at 54:04-55:00 | |
| #259 at 1:19:17 someone copied and posted Geoff's journals (someone imitated Geoff, pretended to be Geoff) | |
| #352 at 41:13 A girl Gavin knew matched with someone that used his picture on Tinder (catfish, someone pretended to be Gavin on Tinder, used Gavin's photos) | |
| #359 at 1:35:54/1:38:11 People keep matching with people that use Gavin's photos | |
| #352 at 41:53 Someone used Barbara's photos on Tinder (someone pretended to be Barbara on Tinder) | |
| #573 at 1:16:34-1:17:40 People use Barbara's photos and info, Geoff had to prove he was himself to Facebook | |
| #365 at ~13:56 When Burnie switched usernames on Twitter (from @burnieburns to @burnie) he did it in 3am and had 2 accounts open at the same time for the switch (so that nobody would take the username) | |
| #365 at ~14:12 When Miles switched usernames on Twitter someone took his old usernames and pretended to be him "as a joke" (pretended to be Miles) | |
| #397 at 20:17/21:26 Fake Lindsay/Michael Twitter account ("Do you understand the meaning of IAmLindsayJones? You're not Lindsay Jones", photo of Michael) | |
| ~24:01-24:33/26:08-27:26 (general conversation starts earlier) Boy Scouts, riffing on the Internet Badge ("how to use your computer to start a fire", "how to frighten a bear using computer") | |
| 45:42~50:13 TVs with motion correctness/motion smoothing, no blur, everything is in focus/too clear, looks like a Spanish soap opera (like a British soap opera, 60fps, 120hz/240hz herz/hertz, TVs with high framerates, TVS with high refresh rates, motion smoothing) (#155 at 58:47~59:50 / #158 at 38:55-40:08 / #189 at 7:20 / #196 at 10:12~14:00 / #197 at 19:03-19:54 / #344 at 1:28:25/1:32:45 / #526 at 32:55) | |
| RTP ##100 (video podcast) | |
| 17:10-18:39 Brandon cut his leg by walking into his bed/bumping into his bed | |
| 23:43-24:17 Burnie will laugh at his own jokes that he wrote for RvB and forgot (Burnie laughs at the jokes that he wrote/Burnie laughs at his own jokes, Burnie doesn't remember a lot of the jokes he wrote) | |
| #170 at 1:27:24-1:28:00 | |
| #337 at ~1:06:00 | |
| 28:56 Brain massage / 29:45-30:39 Burnie got a sinus massage when he was sick/congested (sinuses massage, 'your whole face shoots out of your face', all of the liquid drained out of his face) | |
| 31:28 (mentioned on an earlier podcast) Burnie's kid stopped using a pacifier, they mailed it to Batman | |
| RTP ##101 | |
| 26:30-27:39 When Geoff was a kid he saw an Atari shirt so he wrote a letter to Atari and they sent him a Wimbledon shirt | |
| 44:17~45:00 Burnie and his wife were in an empty theater for Valentine's Day- Burnie thought "blowjob" and his wife thought "we can put our feet up" | |
| 46:05-51:25 News reporters having strokes on the air, news reporters fumbling their words (news anchors, newscasters) / fainting/fainted/seizure / Grape lady | |
| #147 at 1:03:11-1:03:32/1:03:51/1:07:17-1:07:1:07:52 | |
| #220 at 1:08:21-1:09:00/1:10:45-1:12:02 video of a news anchor on his first day on the job | |
| #221 after 31:02 news reporters | |
| #252 at 40:30 Reporter passing out while interviewing (reporter fainting, reporter passed out) | |
| (after- mentioning pranks they've pulled) | |
| 52:20-54:15 Burnie's prank on his college roommate (Burnie pranked his college roommate, Burnie's fraternity, holepunches/holepuncher/hole punches, fans , Christmas lights) | |
| 1:05:16 Burnie and the beach-themed party with sand (prank, filled the house with sand) | |
| 57:54-59:05 Burnie on the transition from Angry Single Gus to Angry Married Gus (angry Gus), Esther gave Gus a little Tupperware container with gummy bears so he'll have snacks at work | |
| 1:01:25~1:02:52 Burnie can fall asleep anytime anywhere, Burnie can sleep anytime, Gavin wanted to test Burnie, Gavin asked Burnie to fall asleep ("go to sleep right now") | |
| (#225 at 1:11:46~1:12:37 Burnie won't go to bed between specific hours) | |
| #327 Post Show at 0:32~1:35 Also Gus, Burnie and Gus sleep-off (sleep off/sleep race) | |
| #506 at 47:16 (also about sleep off) | |
| #393 at 23:57 Gus practiced/Gus trained himself when he was young to fall asleep better (think of nothing/turn his brain off) | |
| 1:07:27-1:08:08 Geoff pissed in another soldier's duffel bag and shoes (duffelbag, in the military) | |
| #491 at 1:07:42, RTAA | |
| RTP ##102 | |
| 8:34-8:54/9:22-10:37 Brandon misspelled his own name in an email (Brandon's name was misspelled, Farnahini) | |
| 29:31 Burnie: "Brandon likes to turn him being dumb into us being old" | |
| 1:01:25 A user on the RT site during the Libyan protests/Libyan revolution (Tripoli, MadManMoe) | |
| RTP ##103 | |
| (8:33) ~9:00 Cities that host the Olympics always lose money | |
| 17:18~21:12 Argument, Gus' new laptop/new computer | |
| 23:00/26:18 A soccer player kicked an owl | |
| 46:02-46:22 Burnie's coworker said business would be easier if there was a phone that would let you listen 5 seconds after the call has ended ("Well that was a fucking waste of time", 5 seconds after the phone call) | |
| 46:52-47:41 Burnie and the row of pictures that look like articles links (block of pictures that have headlines in them, row of images/row of picture, ad images, spam images, 4 images, links to articles, MGID) | |
| #213 at 33:42 | |
| #252 at 56:08 Websites that only have an endless list of questions (when you use a search engine to look for the answer, only questions no answers) | |
| ~52:03-56:34 The hassle of needing multiple clothes (Geoff/Burnie) (needing to have multiple clothes), going to buy clothes as a guy, trying on clothes (buying clothes/going shopping for clothes) | |
| #324 at 1:17:34 (also about clothes shopping) (+1:18:09 Blaine does a fake laugh/exaggerated laugh to Gus' comment about Blaine's shirt size and Burnie joins in) | |
| #542 at 4:57 Burnie hates shopping for clothes, Gus bought 3 of the same pair of pants that he tried in the store | |
| #308 at 4:54 Chris is indecisive when shopping for clothes, at clothes stores, Chris tried 3 variations of the same shirt (Chris buying/Chris shopping) | |
| #342 at 47:07 Chris doesn't like shopping (also about him being indecisive) | |
| --(long line) #331 at 1:22:14-1:35:21 Chris doesn't buy clothes for his girlfriends (buying underwear for a girlfriend/buying clothes for a girlfriend) (Chris stutters/Chris gets locked up trying to talk about it), Chris doesn't like to buy clothes, Chris doesn't buy underwear-he gets underwear as gifts for Christmas (also Brandon, they don't buy underwear) (~1:26:55 Chris hates buying underwear) (Gus and Burnie can't believe what they're hearing), 1:25:03 Chris: "If a girl gets to the point where she's looking at your underwear she's past the point of no return" [quote] (Brandon tries to explain better/Brandon clarifies, 'she's free to make her own desicions of course'/she's not being forced), Burnie: what would you think if you're with a girl and you see she has Christmas underwear on in July, ~1:27:35 Brandon's father's girlfriend buys him underwear/clothes, ~1:27:55 Chris "explains" the difference between men's underwear and women's underwear (lingerie), 1:28:35-1:32:35/1:40:40/1:42:43 Brandon got his girlfriend a gift card to a lingerie boutique, 1:32:47 how many pairs of underwear does Chris have? (25-30) what's the oldest? (15 years) (Chris throws his underwear when the elasticity goes away) (continues on the Post Show at ~4:10~7:50, including an argument about holes in the underwear/the scheduling of washing them/not looking at your own underwear when putting them on/etc.), 1:34:51 Brandon donated underwear (they tell him that they throw them away) | |
| #396 at 1:01:42~1:02:40 Chris bought underwear (+Aaron gave Chris a wedgie and his old boxers ripped) | |
| #422 at 27:23 Blaine buys white shirts every time he goes to a formal event (instead of washing the ones he already owns, they get stretched and he sweats a lot, white t-shirts) | |
| RTP ##104 | |
| 3:22-6:26 Palettes during conventions (more in #105 at 23:17-25:27, Teamsters, union / #161 at 33:33-34:08) | |
| RTP ##105 | |
| 6:09-7:33 During PAX a fan with a camera around his neck came up to the booth and handed the camera to Gus and they got confused so he grabbed the camera and ran away, DSLR, Gus fell out of his chair from laughing ("a triangle of confusion") | |
| 8:43-12:50 Mega64 annoying some cosplayers / Vogue Dramatics/Dance off parties | |
| ~13:33-16:40 Griffon vs. the bouncers at a party ("Why are you so bad at your job", Frag Dolls party, Drunk Griffon) | |
| RTP ##106 | |
| 3:07-3:33 Burnie's dad installed Office every time he wanted to use it (multiple installations, Office installations, Microsoft Office, Microsoft Word) | |
| #130 at 55:04-56:08 | |
| #520 at 41:00 | |
| #474 at 33:50 Burnie's dad and his "Mac Goru" (mispronounced Mac Guru) (Burnie used to help his dad remotely but Burnie's dad got another guy to help him, Burnie helped his dad) | |
| 16:00-18:54 Burnie: The most successful women are not married (single women, unmarried women) | |
| 18:55-19:51 Every time you say the word protest in a phone call in China in gets cut off (the call drops, Electronic Censorship) | |
| 22:53 Chernobyl, "Nuclear Bang Bus" (Nuclear BangBus) | |
| 32:38~34:13 Geoff's story about a stalker of a female soldier that had a glandular problem and gained weight and the stalker went to jail for threatening her and when he saw her for the first time after she gained weight he said "I'm going to jail for that? what happened?" (stalking, threats) | |
| RTP ##107 (video podcast) | |
| ~0:08~3:33/5:51-7:23/12:13~12:53 Rebecca Black's Friday | |
| 7:24-8:50/10:15-10:42 Disliked videos on Youtube (most dislikes), vocal cords video (thumbnail looks like a vagina, misleading thumbnails) | |
| 15:52-17:05 Gus' idea about an app that scans a person's face and searches social media sites profiles to tell you their name and if they're single (facial recognition, point at a woman's face, take a picture of.., tells you her name, relationship status, if she's single, if they're single, Gus' app idea, woman's photos/women's pictures) | |
| #109 at 43:45-44:15 Google announced they're working on a similar app | |
| #208 at 33:34 (context-30:54) Gavin's idea about using a pulse detector to find out if a woman is attracted to you [hypothetical] (they riff on that idea, making fun of Gavin, pointing a camera, point a camera, using a machine) | |
| 25:59-28:40 Burnie to Joel: Gold has no real value (gold is not/gold isn't) (Joel and gold) | |
| #214 at 12:15 (Joel) Gold has crashed, negative gold/double negative gold, 13:55/18:23 Burnie: gold has no real value, Joel: gold is limited in its supply so it can't grow/inflate uncontrollably | |
| #216 at 1:07:47 | |
| #125 at 34:42 Joel recommends Double Gold (DGP) | |
| #126 at 3:39 | |
| #126 at 5:13 Gold bricks/gold bar as a paper weight (paperweight) | |
| #214 at 17:07 | |
| #254 at 1:31:43-1:32:53 also+how much a real life tower of pimps made of gold (cubed inch) costs | |
| #157 at 1:14:39-1:17:19/1:21:44-1:24:00 All the gold that was ever mined could fit inside a swimming pool (gold cube) (+other stuff about gold) | |
| #500 at 1:42:03 Burnie bought Bitcoin as a joke after a conversation with Joel about gold (Burnie telling Joel that gold doesn't have real value, just like other currencies, in a post-apocalyptic society) | |
| #119 at 35:34 talking about Bitcoin crashing, Joel: "Don't buy Bitcoins" | |
| #252 at 32:35 Burnie calculated how much people would have earned if they bought Bitcoins right after Joel said not to (57x of the investment) | |
| 38:46-39:37 Gus vs. First annuals / first month anniversary (non-yearly anniversaries) | |
| #116 at 2:06-2:46/1:00:29-1:01:29 [screaming at the beginning of the 2nd segment] | |
| #272 at 1:17-2:15 first anniversary/first annual | |
| ~40:24 Unused celebratory champagne- they wanted to celebrate the move to the new office/season 8 of RvB/finishing the DVDs but never celebrated | |
| 59:42-1:00:38 One of the writers they worked with on the site took stories that they wrote (stories that Burnie wrote) and sending them to game companies as his and offering to write reviews (he got free games and a gaming chair). | |
| [old days of RT/RT start/start of RT:] | |
| #32 at 27:36~29:30 Trying to buy all of the stamps from a post office (83 cents stamps, buying stamps, trying to buy stamps), they wouldn't sell them all the stamps they had (+stamp collecting was probably started by the post office) | |
| #106 at ~9:01-11:50, and the same thing happened to them when trying to buy 15 pizzas for people standing at a Halo line during the Superbowl | |
| #430 at ~50:00 similar thing about taking all the internations custom forms stickers at the post office | |
| #520 at 23:15 | |
| The Most #5 ("Ghost Tourists" https://roosterteeth.com/watch/rooster-teeth-streams-2020-most-05) at 10:34 (on-off until ~16:00) (also about the stamps and-) They had to mail out 10,000 DVDs and they blocked the mail chute/mail bin in one of the post offices | |
| #243 at 1:06:56-1:08:58 (Teens in Korea buying too many French fries +) them trying to buy 20 Xbox controllers and being told they can only buy 5 | |
| #107 (video) 48:01-50:14/54:31-56:36/57:33-59:42/1:00:45~1:02:58 How RT came together, how RT started, the beginning of RT, RT history, history of RT, the start of RT, how they met each other, early days of rt (also #207 below) (film guys/movie guys/tech guys [also briefly-#212 at 1:32:47], college, Bungie/Halo at E3) (54:31 Apple Switch parody) (MTV/TRL exposure was lackluster) | |
| #235 at 1:34:57/1:46:36 Old photos, old pictures of Gus/Matt/Geoff/Burnie at E3 in 2001 (Bungie, Halo launch) [also mentioned on #65 above] | |
| #115 at ~8:34~10:00 Thought about moving to a different location/buying a town/gradeschool/buying a neighborhood (move rt to a different..) | |
| #212 at 29:47-30:18 town/Detroit | |
| #382 at ~1:03:50 | |
| #468 Post Show at 1:59 | |
| #174 at 1:22:56-1:24:07 Website hits from Microsoft (when Microsoft noticed RvB, Bungie, website traffic, site visits/web hits) | |
| #212 at 1:26:02-1:26:41 | |
| #207 at ~1:38:28-1:39:35 Briefly about why Gus and Geoff were hired at the old company, also mentioning Burnie's post (https://roosterteeth.com/post/2845885 - https://archive.is/SQWL9) about meeting Gus (Burnie met Gus), Gus also talks about why he applied for the job | |
| #212 at 1:30:40-1:31:52 (like Burnie's post ^) Burnie met Gus when they played a video game together ("I'm pretty good at video games too", Burnie and Gus met for the first time, Dead Or Alive 2) | |
| #383 at 1:16:03 | |
| #535 at ~8:15 (RTAA) (includes: an employee stole the gaming console after he got fired, Sega Dreamcast) | |
| #225 at 51:18 one of the first times Burnie spoke to Gus Burnie mentioned that he got deodorant on his shirt and asked Gus if he hates it when it happens to him and Gus replies "no I never do that because I'm not fucking 12" | |
| #207 at 1:42:23~1:44:00 At the end of Drunk Gamers there was a falling out between Burnie and Gus/Geoff because of the people they worked with, there was a guy that stole Burnie's stories (guy that copied Burnie's writings, published Burnie's stories under his own names, published the stories that they wrote, sent the stories/sent their stories) | |
| #283 at 52:50-54:45 another falling out - Gus and Geoff's goal was to be famous on the Internet (not to monetize Drunk Gamers), when RT just started there was an argument between Burnie and Gus/Geoff about merchandise, they sold 2 RvB shirts/rt shirts that when you went to the RT store to buy them it would take you to their store instead (they had a falling out about monetization, side business, Woot Wear(?)) | |
| (old rt merch/old rt shirts) | |
| #283 at 51:25-51:58/52:31-52:50 Old shirt/old RT shirt, Xbox Live Avatar, octopus with a top hat flipping off/giving 8 middle fingers | |
| #367 at 2:56 Old shirt/old RT shirt, Burnie's favorite shirt (Drunk spelled wrong, durnk/dernk) | |
| #420 at 1:19:51~1:22:50 Old RT shirts | |
| #480 Post Show at ~16:09 They almost had a falling out after Burnie showed episode 1 of season 3 of RvB to Gus and Geoff and theire reaction was "meh" (they had a big argument/big fight) | |
| #207 at ~1:43:53 The beginning of RvB, Burnie wanted to say it's a Sit.Com/Sit Dot Com but went with Web Series at the end, also mentioning the Apple Switch ad (+1:52:17) and the fact that Burnie filmed them reading lines for RvB (behind the scenes) | |
| #210 at 1:03:58-1:05:28 Season 1 of RvB was a "Kickstarter", sponsors/supersponsors/super sponsors / one fan donated 250$ and said "That is as much as I would spend if I took a bunch of my friends out to a comedy club … and you guys have given me a lot more laughs than one of those nights" | |
| #535 at ~1:12:00~1:17:00 Sponsors, beginning of RvB and RT (~1:19:30 also about the big donation^) | |
| #212 at 23:33-24:12 moving from their previous jobs to RT + 1:06:27-1:07:40 Matt explained to his kid about RT's history, Matt's kid drew a picture depicting RT's start + ~1:22:22 hosting/delivering RvB episodes, counting how many people watched + 1:25:31 Burnie took a screenshot (unavailable https://twitter.com/burnie/status/318851694882603009) of the first hit to their site (with Counter.com), first visit to the RT site + 1:28:07 Gus and Matt met/Matt and Gus met, Burnie noticed Barbara's profile and thought it was fake and they met her at RvBTO, they saw Michael's Crackdown video on Reddit, they met Kathleen through Matt who worked with her on Scooby Doo + 1:33:02-1:33:58 Gus defended Geoff at their old company about Geoff getting a promotion (Gus played Horse/basketball with Geoff's manager for Geoff's promotion) | |
| #43 at 46:52~47:00 Jack met Burnie and Joel for the first time at a poker game (hosted by community member Flash2000) / #212 at 1:31:52 Burnie met Jack while playing poker | |
| #229 at 40:52-42:00 Burnie got on the no-fly watchlist because of their bank account that started filling up due to the success of RvB (no fly list, fly watchlist, Burnie couldn't fly) | |
| #324 at 1:37:38 When RT started to become successful and got DVD orders from around the world homeland security froze their bank account and they had to show where their money was coming from (bank accounts frozen/bank account got frozen, Burnie's bank account got frozen) | |
| #242 at 36:33 Apple Switch parody (Gus buying lightbulbs) | |
| #265 at 8:37/13:10 talking about the history of RT, the different offices, rt offices | |
| #326 at 26:45 How Burnie met Kerry (high school mentorship program, Kerry approached Burnie, Kerry asked Burnie to be his mentor, Kerry asked Burnie 3 times/on 3 days and Burnie finally gave in, Burnie mentored Kerry) | |
| #346 at ~54:48 Burnie explains how they used to create RvB every week (first he wrote the script, then they recorded audio, then they did the video, all while having day jobs) (also about fans waiting 3 months for the next season) | |
| #368 at ~1:02:28 When did the move to HD happen in RvB? The history of different qualities/video formats of RvB (for keywords: RvB start, start of RvB) | |
| #369 at 57:05 Start of RvB- Burnie bought an extra controller and another copy of Halo, 58:19 old photo of Geoff on the floor with many controllers (and their tangled cords) | |
| #393 at 1:15:11/1:17:26 Old video of the founding fathers doing an interview for Halo 2 Behind The Scenes https://twitter.com/TheMilesLuna/status/775169434709209089 (backup https://imgur.com/MMFeeAx) | |
| #451 at 17:41 How Lindsay came to RT | |
| #453 at 0:56 How Chris and Josh met (in college), how Max and Josh met (craigslist ad) | |
| #527 at 7:23 Sticking post-it notes on the screen during early days of shooting RvB (for aligning characters between scenes, start of RvB) | |
| #564 Post Show (during the first half) (Burnie/Geoff/Matt/Gus) Talking about RT's early days (not sure if they would make it/etc.) | |
| RTP ##108 | |
| 3:08-4:13 People commenting that RT oversold the tickets as a marketing ploy (over sold, viral marketing scheme, overselling) | |
| #498 at 13:57 At their first event they sold 535 tickets by mistake instead of 200, oversold tickets (first RT event) | |
| 4:33-5:49 Griffon's photo collection of hot dudes on her desk (hot guys, sexy men, half naked men, photos/pictures, calendar), Monty has a collection of Anime girls on his desk | |
| #109 at 35:54-36:20, People change next to Griffon's desk (changing their clothes/change their clothes) | |
| #113 at 20:53-22:19 also^ | |
| (after- Wafflemix keeps being sent to the office, waffle mix) | |
| 15:13~17:00 Gus quit/Gus had to quit a WoW raid after he made a mistake, Gus was embarrassed, Gus covered the screen/Gus covered the chat with his hand so he wouldn't see his team members yell at him (also #117 at 34:07-35:28 / #158 at 16:04-17:13) | |
| 26:26-28:45 2 people swapped computers at the office, someone wanted the better MacBook Pro for his intensive editing (changed computers, switched computers) | |
| ~58:34-1:01:25 People want to sit in on the podcast, not giving tours at the company, can't show NDA stuff, office tours | |
| #207 at 6:27 | |
| (also below - search "no tours") | |
| #317 at ~21:33~24:15/25:08 (+bizarre incidents of people coming to the office and following people around/following them to lunch, there's the possibility that they would have to call the cops on somebody, showing up at the office/people show up at..) | |
| 1:01:27-1:02:13 New receptionist (Kara got hired) | |
| 1:08:19-1:09:58 Local news reporting on the Angry Birds Trailer (not understanding what RT does or what's an app) | |
| 1:09:58-1:11:52 Bryant Gumbel "What is Internet" / NFL Playoffs, Pat Summerall, John Madden, Superbowl.com (what do you think a dot com is) | |
| #223 at 1:10:35 also "What is Internet" | |
| 1:15:46-1:17:53 Griffon made Geoff go to a Maypole festival [sounds like maple], pagan ritual (ribbons), Geoff made fun of the people there, "the circle", Geoff later realized that it was a religious event and that they brought Millie there, people were "sky cled", people were half naked/half nude (sky-cled/skycled, people were naked) | |
| 1:18:13 Griffon was told to leave a job interview after she made a bad joke about the business getting robbed at knife-point ("I think it would be best if you just left now") | |
| ~1:20:45~1:22:05 People that are into astrology/people that know astrological signs | |
| 1:32:03-1:33:56 Burnie's theory about the youngest in the family dating other people who are the youngest in their family (and the same with the oldest and the middle, youngest kid in the family) | |
| 1:34:38-end Politicians that got in trouble for saying bad things or doing bad things/sexual misconduct/cheating, political controversies/political scandals (Clinton/John McCain/John Edwards) (#150 at 36:40) / AIG had a big party after the bailouts (bank retreat, 2008 economic meltdown/financial crisis), BP gave out bonuses after the oil spill and declared that year as the safest year, going to a yacht club after a disaster | |
| RTP ##109 | |
| 1:59-5:32 Brandon replacing locks and handles at the office [and getting the whole company involved] | |
| 5:35 Almost 1 million users on the RT site | |
| 6:25/11:28 Charge song, man suing for royalties, man sued/sues) | |
| (new racing track in Austin, Grand Prix, other racing stuff/car races) | |
| 19:01-19:43 Geoff was peeing on a tree and his leg got covered with fireants (fire ants) and so he peed on them (all over his leg and his shoe) | |
| 26:12-26:55 Squirrels will bite every vegetable in the garden even though they don't eat it (ruin harvests, take only one bite, squashes) | |
| 30:25-33:19/37:13-37:56/47:57-48:56 Geoff and the massage, Geoff's massage (present from Griffon, happy ending test?) (#110 at 43:50-45:18/58:31-1:00:15, follow up on the massage) | |
| 39:16~42:30 Gus wants a technological desk (a desk that is technology, a desk that does other things, a desk from the future, why haven't there been advancements in desks?, usb ports) | |
| 49:36-50:44 Doing interviews, getting interviewed and being asked to "be funny" | |
| RTP ##110 (video podcast) | |
| (2:00-)2:38~4:33 One person comments on a video about a problem in the video or noticing something in the video and all of a sudden everybody notices it and commenting about it (Youtube comments, commenting, commented, commenters, once one person sees it everybody sees it, once somebody notices) | |
| #546 at ~40:45 (regerding GoT) | |
| 5:36-8:00 After Geoff's divorce Gus bought Geoff a membership to a strip club | |
| 34:22-35:08 Millie started a rock band without Geoff and Griffon knowing (Millie's band) | |
| RTP ##111 | |
| 32:36~35:10 iPhone argument | |
| #268 at 1:04:42-1:05:48 | |
| #341 at 48:45-54:57 (showing the animation, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y49BOwSAivI) | |
| #373 Post Show at 2:59 Leaked specs for the new iPhone brings the argument back | |
| 38:52 Their lack of knowledge about Pokemon | |
| 40:50-43:07 Geoff was turning his phone off right when the flight attendant asked him to pull the shades down (turning off his phone) | |
| 49:14 Matt and Austin traffic vs. L.A. traffic (Austin is worst, traffic in L.A., traffic in Austin) | |
| #200 at 1:40:12-1:40:41 | |
| #205 at 54:27-54:37/55:00-55:29 Burnie agrees with Matt after being in L.A. | |
| #311 at 1:02:52 | |
| #256 at ~22:24~23:00 Austin traffic jam, Austin highways, Austin traffic rant | |
| #302 at 7:24-7:35/8:21~9:23 Traffic in Austin/Austin traffic, constant traffic jam on the main highway (everything is in standstill), Burnie: "Loop 1 doesn't fucking loop", a train in traffic, Mopac, traffic rant | |
| #335 at ~1:07:43 bad drivers in Austin [and annoying drivers in general, stupid drivers/idiot drivers] | |
| #206 at 33:52-34:55 The car in front of Gus didn't move when the light changed to green twice in a row so he and other people came out of their car and saw a drunk woman/drunk girl/drunk driver/drunk woman behind the wheel, woman passed out behind the wheel and they pushed her aside and drove the car to the gas station, driver passed out drunk, red light/green light, her foot was on the brake, came off the brake, passed out driver | |
| #206 at 35:13 Video of a guy passed out in his car with his foot on the gas while parked, pressing the gas, drive passed out, passed out driver, parked car, redlining his car | |
| #269 at 3:39 A chain of incidents of drunk driving one after the other (3 drunk drivers) | |
| #329 at 14:08 Annoying people- Passengers that stand up right as the plane lands, people that push in public places (people pushing/people shoving/people that shove), people that honk right as the light turns green (people honking/drivers honking) | |
| #333 at 1:40:41 Burnie helped to push a car that got stuck on the road in a traffic jam and the drivers didn't say thank you just asked for gas money (money for gas, the driver didn't say..) | |
| #357 at 1:07:17 Talking about drunk drivers (driving the wrong direction on a highway, Gavin knew a girl that slammed into a police car that tried to stop her) | |
| #366 at 39:52 A drunk woman/drunk driver crashed into a tree and kept driving with the tree (tree in a car/tree on a car) | |
| #373 Post Show at 16:17 Car passengers that scream/freak out/make loud noises during a conversation and disturb the driver | |
| #379 at 1:25:05 An old woman yelled at Burnie/a woman screamed at Burnie for messing with the carts for too long and taking too long to pull out of his parking space (a woman was waiting for Burnie to pull out of the parking space, her husband sat in the car and didn't say a word, old woman driver) | |
| #408 at 38:31-43:14/~44:49~48:40 (many stories, Austin and in general) | |
| #417 at 34:00 Austin subreddit- shaming drivers that text or put on their makeup | |
| #473 at 27:21~30:00 Burnie: Drivers that miss their turn/miss their exit and make it everyone else's problem (just loop around, just turn around later, missing the exit/miss the exit/miss an exit/missing an exit), drivers that slow down at a green light in case it turns red, Barbara: drivers that don't blink/don't use turn indicators and drivers that don't know how to use the rain headlights, Burnie: people that drive towards you and then make a right turn without indicating | |
| #487 at 1:30:02 (a video of a car accident) A video of a car that stopped in the middle of the highway because the driver missed the exit and it caused a chain accident with trucks | |
| (#477 at 1:06:06 Gus notices good drivers that know what they're doing) | |
| #492 at 1:14:44 Gus complains about the drivers in Austin | |
| (#492 at 1:17:30~1:18:40 Ashley's roadrage (road rage, Ashley is an angry driver, when Ashley drives, Ashley yells at other drivers) | |
| #497 at 32:29 Gus and the driver on meth (changing lanes irratically) | |
| #518 at 55:22 Drunk drivers chain accident | |
| #559 at 1:17:20 Gus and the truck driver at the parking lot of a coffee shop (Gus waited for the truck driver to finish what he was doing before Gus pulled into the space next to him and the driver became angry because he thought Gus was angry/annoyed) | |
| #627 at 2:11 Gus rants about a driver that annoyed him (driver was in a left-turn only lane and had to merge after Gus--which was fine--but then later Gus saw him mess around on his phone when the light turned green and Gus was behind him and Gus honked) | |
| #645 at 38:33 Gus witnessed a major road rage, a guy screamed at another driver (theorizing what causes road rage) (44:57 Gavin about soccer fans shouting "The referee is a wanker!" - would they still do it if they were alone in the stands all of a sudden?, search "changing places") | |
| #653 at 1:12:27 A driver flipped Gus off after the driver cut Gus off, then the drive gunned it through a red light / 1:15:05 Barbara about drivers that get as close as possible behind your car only to change lanes at the last second | |
| 1:00:07-1:09:01 Godparents discussion (godfather/godmother) (who's gonna raise their kids when they die, their lists) | |
| RTP ##112 | |
| 5:46-7:32/8:22-9:00 Mysterious picture of an ass (Gus' ass?, ass photo, ass picture) | |
| 7:32-8:04 Gavin had to censor Geoff's dick frame by frame (Geoff dropped the towel after getting out of the shower) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAHLq8zx_FU (Happy Hour) | |
| #332 at 1:17:58-1:19:03 Gavin saw Geoff's penis/Geoff put his penis against the glass window | |
| #397 at 43:28-45:27 also^, Geoff and Michael show their balls to Gaivn, Geoff likes to show his balls to Gavin (Geoff's balls, batwinging) | |
| #428 at 20:15 Gavin has to/Gavin had to censor Dan's penis in a Slow Mo Guys video (Dan's wet penis, Dan's dick) | |
| #434 at 39:25 | |
| 10:33~12:42 When Burnie bought his wife a new car the car salesman offered to add a GPS tracker so that Burnie could track his wife (GPS device) | |
| #347 at 44:06 Burnie got a report from Windows 10 about everything his kid did (parental control, Burnie's kid, surfing history/browse history) | |
| 24:09-26:52 The feeling you get when you see a cop should be different (interacting with police/cops, noticing a cop, seeing a cop/seeing a police car) | |
| #477 at 1:12:53 Seeing a traffic police car/seeing a cop car and getting nervous instead of thinking "I'm glad there are cops around in case something bad happens" | |
| 43:30-46:06 Someone uploaded RvB Revelation Outtakes to his Youtube channel and wanted RT to allow him to make money off of it (to monetize/monetization/revenue, sent an email to RT, copyright strikes) | |
| 1:09:35~1:10:55 Griffon/Piers Anthony (Griffon's name, pen pals) | |
| (~1:20:00 Bin Laden's assassination) | |
| [fans/fan interaction/interactions with fans/meeting fans:] | |
| #113 (video) at 45:51-48:37 Caboose hoodie in the WTO protests / seeing RT shirts in the wild/RT merchandise in the wild / a little girl wearing a Caboose shirt / fans saw an RvB sticker on Burnie's wife's car and stuck around to meet 'another RvB fan' / | |
| #235 at 14:46-16:03 “Oven Peeing, Shirt in the Wild” RTAA (Gavin sees a fan wearing an X-Ray and Vav shirt) | |
| #235 at 18:17 Burnie saw a fan wearing an Ask Me About My Zombie Plan shirt and asked him where he got it because he thought it was counterfeit (Burnie saw a fan/Burnie met a fan) | |
| #420 at 1:19:52 Fans got suspended from school for wearing RT shirts (RvB shirts, Blue Army, racist gang, Blarg) | |
| #538 at 39:43 | |
| #430 at 2:32/6:15 Chris noticed an RT hoodie on To Catch a Predator/Hansen vs Predator | |
| #520 at 45:08 The amount of messages/posts about them being in RDR2 and the RT hoodie in Hansen vs Predator/To Catch A Predator, law enforcement as entertainment | |
| #113 (video) at 48:37 Geoff and Gus went skiing in Australia and overheard 2 guys talking about them in the ski lift behind them (for more about the trip- search "went skiing") | |
| #304 at 1:05:21~1:07:00/~1:29:40 Gavin and Dan heard 2 people talking about a Slow Mo Guys poster that was in the train station they were in, Slow Mo Guys billboards/Slow Mo Guys ads (a guy talked about Slow Mo Guys next to Gavin) | |
| #138 at 35:25 The security agent at the airport recognized Gus (Gus was recognized, Gus got recognized, knew Gus) | |
| #212 at 1:19:22 The first time Gus got recognized and was asked for an autograph on a CD of the Apple Switch parody (fan asked Gus for his autograph) (+Gus was the face of RT) | |
| RTX Sydney 2017 at 12:44 The fan didn't care about Burnie [not sure if the same story] | |
| #237 at 36:20 Gus got the license plate Assman in GTA | |
| #241 at 17:36-18:23 Gus got recognized by his partner in a GTA mission (Gus' voice sounded familiar to him and then he got it by seeing the license plate) | |
| #241 at 18:23 Jordan got recognized by a player that killed him and then sent him a message saying "I love RTAAs" | |
| #275 at 19:00 Gus got recognized by the employee of an appliance store | |
| #395 at 10:12 Gus got recognized by the rental car guy, rental car place (Gus' rental car, Gus was offered to drive a 2017 Audi that was supposed to be rented to "some Asian guy" that then saw Gus in the car and got mad) | |
| #405 at 56:02 Gus got recognized in a coffee shop and he hadn't showered yet | |
| #204 at 5:19~6:05 Not remembering names of fans at conventions, hard to remember names, not remembering fans, didn't remember a fan, didn't remember fans ("do you remember me?") | |
| #487 at 1:28:06~1:29:20 ("do you remember me?") | |
| #209 at 0:49-2:45 A fan called Gus a bastard for not remembering taking a picture with his little brother so Gus told their mother when they brought her by | |
| #215 at 1:13:35-1:15:32 Michael got recognized by 2 dudes at a Rudy's and wanted a picture, they lifted Michael for the picture, "can we lift you up and take a picture?" | |
| #215 at 1:16:20 Michael gave his slapband to a fan (the prototype slapband), a father came up to Michael and said that his kids love him but he doesn't know who he is, Michael got recognized | |
| #215 at 1:18:14 Michael got recognized by fans at the airport but he was mad after his flights got delayed so Lindsay signaled the fans that it's not a good time | |
| #227 at 15:31 Them experiencing what it's like to be a big celebrity when getting recognized and surrounded constantly during RTX, got recognized (real celebrity) | |
| #415 at 30:19 Getting recognized during RTX vs. regular days make them feel like celebrities for a few days (feel famous/like famous/like celebs) | |
| #271 at 1:21:30 Fans wanting to see all/wanting to meet all of the RT people at conventions (fans meeting/fans seeing/meeting fans/seeing fans/meeting every/seeing every, fans expectation, all rt, wanting to meet/want to meet/want to see), Gavin about meeting as many fans possible during RTX (if you meet 1 fan a minute.., see everybody/meet everybody) | |
| #313 at ~1:37:39 The dilemma of giving signatures to people you meet on the way to a signing where people are waiting for an hour | |
| (#336 at ~32:20 Burnie: girls are better in taking selfies at cons [guys taking pictures with Burnie always mess up, wrong camera/the phone shuts off/etc.]) | |
| #415 at 27:22 Taking pictures on the go during cons (otherwise they'll get stuck in the same place for hours and miss their panels or the people that are waiting to meet them won't get to) (wanting to take pictures with everybody) | |
| #273 at 1:19:02-1:20:15 After a fan meetup after the taping of @Midnight Burnie was in his car and "yelled" at 2 fans who were crossing the road in front of him (Burnie yelled/Burnie screamed "Get the fuck out of the road", Burnie honked on the horn) | |
| #273 at 1:20:59-1:21:34 Burnie mentions a fan that brought up the story about Burnie's weat dream on a plane while Burnie was talking with someone about business | |
| #283 at 1:13:15 A fan talked to Burnie in the bathroom at the bar for way too long | |
| #386 Post Show at 4:25 A fan wanted to take a selfie with Blaine while Blaine was at the urinal (fan took pictures of Blaine washing his hands) | |
| RTX Sydney 2017 at 1:14:34/1:24:16 Fans approached Gus and Blaine in the bathroom, a fan patted Blaine on the back while at the urinals | |
| #301 at 35:15-38:38 Gus and Jordan met with fans in New Zealand/Australia, fan meetup at the botanical garden/greenhouse, it was raining, meetup at a restaurant, people with RT shirts and senior citizens (met fans/meeting with fans), fans gave them containers of chocolate milk (people were whispering "the milk", it's rare/scarce) | |
| #304 at 1:02:20-1:04:21/1:04:45-1:05:15/~1:07:00 Michael met a fan in the movie theater (fan with an RT shirt) (Michael and Lindsay met a fan, Michael saw a fan) / 1:04:22 Gavin saw a fan wearing the same shirt that he was wearing, Burnie will always say hello to people wearing RT clothes | |
| #304 at 1:33:29 a fan says Gavin pretended to be on the phone at a convention and avoided them that way, though he didn't have a phone in his hand [Gavin mentions on an earlier podcast that that's how he can go fast to his next obligation without getting stuck in one place] | |
| #365 at 1:24:07~1:27:45/1:28:55~1:30:00/(1:33:45) Gus was accused of being mean to the fan/s (an "angry Gus" tweet in response to a Reddit post) / Post Show ~0:30 Being accused of not being nice to fans, Gavin was accused of not being nice to a fan (being rude to fans/being mean to fans) | |
| #386 Post Show at (0:08) ~0:29 Blaine got called out by a fan for brushing him off/ignoring him at RTX | |
| #322 at 3:01 A girl was watching Burnie and the others streaming on Periscope walking in New York and then ran into them (a fan ran into them/a fan watched their, Burnie's coincidence) | |
| #323 at ~1:02:00~1:02:50 | |
| #327 Post Show at ~12:35 it happened 3 different times | |
| #324 Post Show at 14:01 Burnie was at a bar and the people at a table next to him asked him to take their picture and a fan walked by and told Burnie that he was a big fan (one of the people asked "can I ask you a question - who are you?") / Gus met a fan at the Alamo that told him that he saw Jack there earlier | |
| #324 Post Show at 15:46~17:15 Jack took Burnie to a bar after Burnie's divorce and before they left a fan came up to them from the table next to them (for keywords: around fans/fans listening in/next to fans/not knowing fans are around/there are fans around/private conversations/personal conversations/talking next to fans/wanting fans to approach them/want fans to, want to know if there is anybody that knows them around/people that know them/if there are fans around) | |
| #357 at 1:32~2:40 Fans should say hello (they want fans to come say hi/saying hi/saying hello) | |
| #392 at 49:05~50:00 (Burnie prefers fans come up to him in public, prefers to know if there are people around who know him so he won't worry later if he did/say something stupid) | |
| RTX Sydney 2018 (Part 2) at 49:14-50:20 | |
| #333 at 1:09:47-1:12:11 Burnie and Gavin get recognized in remote locations (seeing fans/meeting fans in weird places/far places/far away locations/far away places/getting recognized, Burnie got recognized/Gavin got recognized) | |
| #365 Post Show at 2:09 Gus met a fan on a flight, a girl who was about to be a guardian at RTX Australia | |
| #392 at 45:42-48:16 Blaine/Gavin/Burnie/Barbara talk about getting recognized by fans while with friends/family | |
| #393 at 1:14:06-1:14:44 Gavin takes pictures of gifts he receives from fans so he'll have everything documented even if he can't take the gifts with him (Gavin had a picture of the first thing he received after moving to the U.S. and tweeted about it and the fan responded) | |
| #397 Post Show at ~23:25 About retweeting their fan interactions / Michael about running into fans on the street and recording messages, recording videos | |
| #399 at 49:13 Blaine got recognized by a TSA agent that gave him a patdown | |
| #400 at 1:08:42 Burnie tweeted that he was stuck in Chicago and going to a pizza place and fans came to hang out with him (when you make content that you would like to watch yourself the people that like it tend to be a lot like you/like-minded) | |
| #400 at 1:09:51-1:10:14 Gavin got recognized by his rideshare driver who said he wouldn't talk because he knew Gavin doesn't like to talk (Gavin said that it was fine if they talked, he just doesn't like smalltalk with strangers but they aren't complete stranger because the driver knows him) | |
| #405 at 56:49-57:55 Chris got recognized at Walmart on his way to get a haircut (he was wearing a jacket and a wifebeater and hasn't showered) | |
| #405 at 58:37/1:00:14 Gavin got recognized when he was dazed after 2 redeye flights in one week (going to the Streamys/partying/flying back) | |
| #411 Post Show at 11:40 Jon got recognized in London (in a random shop in Chinatown) | |
| #411 Post Show at 12:13 Gus/Joel/Jason got recognized in London when Gus was taking pictures of the other 2 (Gus took pictures and captured the fan as he recognized them) | |
| #421 at 59:29 Fans recognized Burnie's car in a mall so they tracked him down (Burnie was with his kid at the Cheesecake Factory, Burnie's kid had a birthday) | |
| #431 at ~15:04~17:40 (starts from a conversation about an intense fan of Ariana Grande) A fan kept asking them to go to a movie with him during a convention (even after they said they can't/don't want to, fan suggested/fan asked them) | |
| #438 at (29:38) ~30:29 A fan recognized Burnie in an amusement park standing in the same line as him and started filming him with his phone and not saying anything and he kept doing it throughout the line | |
| #457 at 1:25:01 Blaine got recognized by a cop after Blaine saved a kid from a railroad crossing arm coming down on him (Blaine grabbed a kid backwards from it, train tracks crossing) | |
| RTX Sydney 2018 (Part 2) at 46:05 Gus about getting recognized on the street (people apologize to him saying that they know he doesn't like to talk to people, but he likes meeting fans) | |
| #506 at 1:35:18 Burnie encountered an old fan while playing Sea Of Thieves [old as in "early days"] | |
| #552 at 27:18/1:28:02 Burnie complimented a RWBY cosplayer who thanked him and asked Burnie for his name (didn't recognize Burnie/Didn't know who, Burnie was in an elevator/packed elevator/full elevator) | |
| #552 at 28:02 Gavin was in an elevator and the doors closed right after a fan that rode with him walked out and started saying "I just wanted to say.." (a fan noticed Gavin was in the elevator after he exited the elevator, only noticed Gavin after) | |
| #557 at 1:22:36 Burnie's back and forth with a fan on Venmo (one upping each other, a fan sent Burnie/a fan gave Burnie money, they kept doubling the amount only to refund it back to each other until it became too much money and became scary, kept increasing/kept sending more, Burnie returned the money, sending larger and larger sums of money, bigger and bigger) | |
| #571 at 1:04:16 At one con a fan asked Becca and Joel to do many lines from RvB | |
| RTP ##113 (video podcast) | |
| ~4:48-6:21 When all their kids were at Geoff's house they saw a firetruck going by and stopping so they all walked and stood near by and then found out that the firefighters were there to get rid of 10,000 Africanized bees | |
| ~33:34 Couples therapy/couples arguments/arguing in relationships/couples counseling | |
| 52:03-55:52 (RTAA) Burnie can fight any animal, Burnie can fight most animals, Burnie fights animals, Burnie can survive any animal attack | |
| #119 at 48:06-49:45 | |
| #124 at 27:49-28:05/1:15:42-1:16:24 | |
| #160 at 47:31-47:55 | |
| #206 at 15:01-18:40/1:52:09-1:54:00 Brandon about fighting a big dog with your back | |
| #315 at 1:22:24 | |
| #371 at ~39:08~41:00 | |
| #426 at 43:45 | |
| 55:55-1:00:35 Brandon's cousin was shot (Brandon's cousin got shot) | |
| RTP ##114 | |
| 10:21-10:56 Geoff told his ex-wife about Griffon at a restaurant and she threw food at him (even though Geoff's ex wife was dating somebody) | |
| 13:53-19:17/45:39-47:31 (loud laugh at the beginning) Arnold Schwarzenegger's affair | |
| 47:32 Story about a maid that built an exact replica of the house she cleaned, retired in Mexico and the woman she worked for came with her, mansion (Johnny Carson's producer) | |
| 53:56 Will Smith's trailer inconveniencing a neighborhood | |
| RTP ##115 (video podcast) | |
| 31:45 Gus will do drugs if he makes it to 70 (Gus wants to do drugs when he's old, becoming a drug dealer) | |
| #260 at ~53:36~55:05 Drugs that they would never try (Burnie won't try LSD/acid because he doesn't want to be at the mercy of his own imagination, drugs that Burnie won't do, do drugs) | |
| Stuck At Home #1 (after 3:00) (RTAA) also Burnie about LSD | |
| #422 at 53:53 Burnie: It seems like people either use drugs and have a drug problem or don't use drugs at all (hard drugs, once you try you can't go back, you can't do heroin occasionally/once in a while) | |
| 34:52-35:45 Gus explains- Envy vs. Evil Eye (ojo) (a woman complimented Millie and Griffon and touched them so that nothing bad will happen due to the compliment) | |
| 44:46~46:13 During a Spiderman screening they switched the 4th reel and the 3rd reel and Gus and Geoff were the only ones who noticed (played the out of order, Spiderman 3, switched the 3rd and the 4th reel, movie jump/movie skip, skipped scenes, in the wrong order) | |
| (54:07-)54:32-55:40 Geoff is afraid of snakes | |
| #119 at 41:19 Joel hates snakes RTAA | |
| #120 at 15:30 | |
| RTP ##116 | |
| 34:27 (RTAA) Photos of Kathleen punching people in the balls at RTX | |
| 42:07-44:52/46:44-47:37 Party in Jack's dirty pool/dirty water/pool water/slimey water/green water | |
| 44:56-46:45/47:39-48:03 People at conventions don't show (people smell bad at cons, stinky conventions, B.O.) | |
| 49:46-52:53 The women at the company drooling over Monty's hot guy friend at RTX (Monty's friend), Griffon mentions the bikini shoot that her female friends did at the company, the guys at the company not allowing Monty's friend to do acting work because he's too hot, they did voice acting auditions with only hot women (hot actresses/hot voice actresses, head shots/headshots) (crushing/crushes) | |
| 52:53-58:09 Joel hasn't married, Joel was in a relationship with a girl and then Burnie said her name weird to her (Joel's ex, Joel's girlfriend, brought her to the office, Burnie called out her name) | |
| 1:02:33-1:03:52 A guy called the White House and threatened the life of the president and spent 5 years in jail ("I'm going to kill the president", Secret Service call him back) | |
| RTP ##117 (video podcast) | |
| 16:38 Gus and the goat that kicked food pellets out of people's hands and head butted their ass | |
| 36:24-38:16 A man came up to Millie and gave her advice while she was rollerskating for the first time (unsolicited advice) | |
| 41:49-42:14 "AIDS: nobody's got it" | |
| 45:04-45:54 When Geoff moved to Austin he and his mother went to the UT tower and was stuck inside for an hour (U.T. Tower, Geoff's mother, Geoff was stuck, Geoff got stuck, locked inside) | |
| RTP ##118 | |
| 18:28 Burnie and his wife took Jack to a bar in the hotel (Bachelorette party, one of the women looked like a 40 year-old Barbara, looks like Barbara in 30 years, looks like an old Barbara), a restaurant where everything is white | |
| ~30:43-31:24 Burnie gave a keynote speech at SWSW and Gus and Geoff sat on the couch on the stage and read newspapers | |
| 1:06:33~1:07:00 Burnie's wife screamed/Burnie's wife yelled, "Oh my god we're not gaining altitude we're gonna crash!", turbulence | |
| 1:09:29-1:12:12/1:15:19~1:15:52 Brandon and some of the other guys put on pajamas to get free food from Chick-fil-A | |
| 1:12:12-1:13:13 Burnie threw away a stack of calendars with coupons in them (#211 at 4:26-5:24, +their smudged stainless steel desks) | |
| ~1:13:32-1:14:26 RvB screening/public viewing of RvB/public showing of RvB/showing RvB in a theater in front of an audience (gaging the reactions from the audience, fixing mistake afterwards, adding subtitles for when people laugh from the jokes and people can't hear) | |
| 1:16:53 "Money where my mouth is asshole"/"Closed off asshole" | |
| RTP ##119 (video podcast) | |
| ~24:38-28:18 Looking for items in video games, L.A. Noir/Fallout, checking doorknobs, checking every bottle, investigating every.., opening boxes/checking filing cabinets/desks, check all the boxes, holding on to items (meaningless feather/meaningless items), lottery tickets | |
| 39:32-41:19 Rattlesnakes learned to not rattle anymore | |
| 50:46 Someone peed in the water reservoir so they had to drain all of the water (someone pissed, peeing into the reservoir) | |
| 51:54 Gus saw a cockroach in his house holding his dog's food on the wall (cockroach holding) [for keywords for this list - Bugs: / insects: / reptiles:] | |
| #222 at 56:21-1:09:36 A cockroach in Michael and Lindsay's apartment, cockroach in Gavin's bathroom (dixie cup mis-hap), Gus has to be nonchalant about cockroaches in his house, 1:02:03 centipedes (New Jersey), tarantulas (Gus' hometown), 1:06:05 black widow under a toilet seat bit a guy's penis in a hunting cabin (spider under.., spider bite), snakes in a pool filter (rattlesnakes) | |
| #232 at 34:02 Gavin and the cockroach under a cup, Burnie's [hypothetical] about a big cup that's the same relative size to a human as a regular cup is to a cockroach | |
| #238 at 25:10 more about Gavin and cockroaches | |
| #257 at 10:18 also possible cockroach (water stain) | |
| #378 at 1:04:12/1:05:51 A bug flew into Gus' security camera and scared him when he watched the footage (security footage) | |
| #502 at 28:19 Insects are bigger in Texas / cockroaches/scorpions | |
| #547 Post Show (until ~5:30) Wasps/Hornets/Yellow Jackets/Bees | |
| #566 at 11:23 Gavin got scared from the noise of his 3 cats chasing a dragonfly in his apartment | |
| #573 at 6:14 Getting stung by a wasp, Young Gus got stung by wasps on a door handle, Geoff went to a museum and saw the many things that can sting you, Gavin saw a big wasp in Japan, Barbara has a wasp nest next to her house | |
| #595 at 4:08 Gavin and the centipede that fell from a hole in the ceiling onto the carpet (Gavin put a cup over it and slid a cardboard under it and some of its legs fell off and kept kicking so Gavin was creeped out and walked away, then he flung it outside and the wind blew the legs into Gavin's beard) | |
| #609 at 19:51 Barbara and the big cockroach | |
| #635 at 1:06:14 Chris and the bugs that won't go away/more bugs are coming out during winter, Chris accidentally bought 10 pounds of bug spray, found bugs in his coffee maker and a bug in his water bottle | |
| #645 at 1:43 Jon about worms/caterpillars descending from trees in Austin, walkign and getting covered in webs and worms (hiking trails, cankerworms) | |
| 52:59-54:02 When Burnie was in college, during a frat meeting in college (announcements in a house meeting) one of the guys announced that his tarantula got out (his spider was missing for 4 days, found it after a month) | |
| 54:03-57:13 Tarantula hawk wasp, its sting causes excruciating pain, you can only scream (most painful, paralyzed/paralysis) | |
| RTP ##120 | |
| (The love parade / Mardi Gras) | |
| 8:57-12:38 A woman got trapped in the ventilation ducts of a restaurant and died (woman got stuck, tried to get into the restaurant, airvents, air vents) (#144 at 46:37~50:00 was high on bath salts) | |
| 46:39-47:58 Gus was in a cave with daddylonglegs/spiders (tight cave/tight hole) | |
| 47:59-48:27 Burnie used to microwave mosquitoes | |
| #160 at 23:07-23:40 | |
| #355 Post Show at 8:50 | |
| #355 Post Show at 7:36 Gus used to freeze ants with compressed air, Barbara used to squish ants and rip their legs off | |
| 48:33 Dogs/bats/balloons used during WWII | |
| 53:58~59:40 Cars 2 | |
| RTP ##121 | |
| (Griffon and furries) | |
| 8:23-12:11 Ben doesn't know anything, RT Short AMERICA VS. ENGLAND / ~38:51-42:22 doesn't care about politics/doesn't need to know/why do you need to know | |
| 29:08 Geoff: "Sometimes you just gotta close your eyes and put something strange in your mouth" [quote] | |
| 29:31 Shit burger (hamburger from poop, synthesized meat) | |
| 45:25 Burger channel, Burger King, free whopper every 5 minutes of watching a burger on the screen (advertising) | |
| RTP ##122 | |
| 2:43 Will Brandon know who Billy Joel is? | |
| 16:16-17:38 Burnie's dad put their dog down when he went to Florida to take care of his mother because he knew the dog would be sad (Burnie's dog was euthanized, put him to sleep) | |
| 29:28~30:38 Gus' way of making coffee (Gus' coffee, laser temperature meter, thermometer, thermal gun, temperature gun) | |
| #178 at 39:36-41:40 Also about Gus and his coffee making, coffee and pooping/coffee makes you poop (Gavin/Gus) (coffee poop, drinking coffee) | |
| #281 after 3:12 includes coffee making you poop | |
| #374 Post Show at 16:04 (coffee and pooping?) | |
| #425 at 59:54 | |
| #653 at ~29:00 | |
| #194 at 33:10-33:20 Briefly about coffee's effect on Gavin | |
| #281 at 3:12-4:55/~15:50 how coffee affects Burnie (when Burnie drinks coffee) | |
| #225 at 1:53:40-1:54:52 mug that say "Coffee Makes Me Poop", Burnie is annoyed that Gavin took the mug home (bought Gavin a mug, Gavin took it home) | |
| #181 at 41:19-41:50 Gus brought his thermal gun to the office and Chris measures everything | |
| #165 at 29:45-31:40 Michael drank more coffee than recommended (of a specific kind of coffee) and suffered some consequences | |
| (~30:45 The half and half turned bad, half&half turned sour, curdled up, Burnie was drinking it) | |
| 31:36-33:00 Burnie never had food poisoning, leaves food outside, doesn't care if the food is stale (stale food, leaving food outside, food that's been left overnight, day old food, Burnie eats, left food/food left) | |
| #133 at 38:01 Michael also doesn't care | |
| #141 at 43:00-46:08/47:48-48:33/49:45-55:00/1:11:09-1:12:10, cont. above conversations +expired food/best by dates/meat | |
| #333 at 39:30/43:25 best by dates/sell by/use by dates/expiration dates are a sham (Burnie doesn't refrigerate eggs/butter) | |
| #662 at 37:44 Blaine had a burrito that he left non-refrigerated for 3-4 hours | |
| #101 59:06 Burnie once ate Geoff's whole bag of trailmix, he also ate a couple boxes of fig newtons once, Burnie has "sticktoitiveness" | |
| #421 at 37:30 Burnie felt ill from eating all those fig newtons | |
| #337 at ~18:00 mold in food [maybe also in a previous podcast here on the list] | |
| #420 at 1:27:56 Gavin suggested Burnie eat airport sushi to get food poisoning, Burnie ate 70 pieces of sushi at an airport to try and get food poisoning and it didn't work | |
| #539 at 51:18 (before and after also about him not getting food poisonings) | |
| #539 Post Show at ~17:30 cont. conversation + never gets old | |
| #543 at 1:20:27~1:22:30/1:24:02 / Post Show at ~10:00 | |
| #553 at 1:01:33 Barbara drinks coffee that stood for a few hours/day | |
| #141 at 50:07-52:20 Joel's chicken nuggets food poisoning- story about driving a snowplow truck in the snow and flipping it (for keywords: Joel flipped) | |
| #186 (Part 7) at 4:30-5:12 Michael got food poisoning after a Taco Bell meal left overnight | |
| #252 at 10:57-11:32 Gavin threw up/Gavin vomited after getting food poisoning from a bad steak that a drunk fan made him in Australia (Gavin got poisoned) | |
| #272 another time below in the "pooped his pants" section | |
| #302 at 11:59-12:49 another time after eating the same meal as Michael (needed to throw up while pooping liquid and so he had to make a choice) | |
| #304 at 1:09:54 | |
| #339 at ~3:00 Vomited on the shower curtain | |
| #372 at 3:07~4:35/4:48~5:00/6:48~7:10 Gavin got food poisoning after the steak-off ("vom and bum wee" the entire night) (Gavin: "That is bullocks, A- That's bullocks. and B-...") | |
| #267 at 12:26-14:00 Gus got food poisoning, Gus laid down on the floor (Gus puked/Gus vomited/Gus threw up) | |
| #539 at 40:24 on the "pooped himself" list | |
| #297 Poopy Pants Miles below | |
| #377 food poisoning in India (in the head massage doc list) | |
| #484 at ~43:09 Barbara got food poisoning from chicken wings | |
| #610 at 22:08 Barbara and Trevor got food poisoning together and went to separate bathrooms and texted each other during | |
| ~36:00 Geoff and the alarm clock that runs on the electrolytes in water | |
| (~1:04:00 Fails of the Weak) | |
| 1:07:26 Neighbors, the 4 years old kid of one of the neighbors wanders over to the house of a family that just moved in next door and when they return the kid they kiss him goodbye and so the other neighbors report them for pedophilia. The dad gets revenge by hacking their wifi and sending threats and went to jail for 18 years. | |
| 1:10:15 2 girl friends had a falling out so the mother of one of the girls pretended to be a boy and had a fake online relationship with the other girl for a year and then broke up with her and tormented her until the girl killed herself (committed suicide). | |
| RTP ##123 | |
| 2:53-3:43 Chef Ramsay/Geoff Ramsey | |
| (they tried the civet coffee they talked about on the previous podcast, poop coffee, sivet) | |
| #450 at 18:27 Also about the civet coffee, [hypothetical] 19:19 would they try human poop coffee (coffee beans that a human swallowed and pooped), would they eat poop corn | |
| 26:01~34:15 Geoff was in a panel about comic books (comics panel, comic panel, speech about superheros, best superhero, Batman, drunk Geoff, Geoff won) | |
| RTP ##124 | |
| 4:38-4:48/5:41-8:00 Burnie and Christian Fish/Atheist Fish/Darwin Fish/Truth Fish eating the Darwin Fish | |
| (between - Calvin and Hobbes creator, Calvin & Hobbes, never licensed the characters for any merch) (+#543 at 22:30) | |
| 10:20-10:37 Bunrie made his kid believe/Burnie lied to his kid that he invented the color red and cutting all the trees in the neighborhood (Burnie lied about inventing, Burnie invented) | |
| #472 at 9:22 | |
| #485 at 1:19:22 (brief) Burnie didn't tell his kids about baterries so that when a toy dies they can't use it anymore | |
| #538 at 56:40/59:53 Burnie lied to his kid about his S.A.T score, Burnie's kid J.D. scored 20 points higher on his S.A.T then Burnie did but Burnie said that he got the same score | |
| #555 at 1:21:24 Gavin's dad made him believe that he could turn the volume in the car with a hand gesture (but actually from the steering wheel), Burnie made his kid that believe he can control the car with his voice/voice control/voice command (Burnie's kid, "vehicle open trunk") | |
| 19:37/20:33 Burnie loves women who are a mess, Burnie: "I like a mess" (starlets, hot mess), sleeping with Amy Winehouse | |
| 28:32-29:47 Burnie wants Frank to fight him (Burnie wants to fight Frank) | |
| #180 at 38:56-40:49, also about knowing martial arts and not really using it in day to day life, joking about sneaking up on a deer and putting a beaver in an armbar | |
| 30:24~32:16 Burnie wanted to fight Dan, Geoff went to Krav Maga training with Dan Goodwin, Geoff kicked his dick/Geoff kicked his balls before the trainer had a chance to teach Dan the defense/how to block, wasn't ready | |
| ~1:04:30-1:05:48/1:06:58-1:09:19 Burnie recognized a pornstar at a party (porn star) | |
| #218 at 15:34-16:36 | |
| ~1:27:55-1:30:21 The process of changing your name (Geoff/Griffon changed their names/changed his name, 1:32:29 Griffon's last name was O'Connell) | |
| RTP ##125 | |
| (misheard lyrics) | |
| ~17:43 Fans that fell over the railing at baseball games trying to grab the ball (flying ball) | |
| (at the end - a recording of when they sing with the theme song from the beginning) | |
| RTP ##126 | |
| 22:43-23:54 Joel's birth mark removal surgery, lots of blood gushing out, when Joel was 7 | |
| 32:12 Brandon and his friend dropped a McDonald's bag on a woman's head | |
| RTP ##127 | |
| 7:33~10:00 Michael lost his new sunglasses in the river after jumping for Kara's t-shirt (during tubing, floating the river) (#128 at ~6:08 Kara gave him a smiley sticker) (+Michael swore and was called out during tubing, swears, Michael was swearing. Also #131 at 50:54-51:31 Michael swore in the train station and Gus stepped away from him) | |
| #157 at 55:58-56:40 Gavin was drunk during tubing, drunk tubing | |
| #157 at 56:40-58:23 Gus got drunk/Gus was drunk during tubing, box of wine, wine box, bag of wine, Gus drifted into the weeds and got stuck there, woke up underwater, Gus burned his scalp, his skin came off in one piece with holes where the hairs were (Gus got sunburned) | |
| #207 at 16:26 Gus got sunburned while shooting all day, shows his tan compared to his white skin, Gus got tanned | |
| #172 at 1:04:02-1:05:40 Tubing in a rocky river, rapids, Barbara scraped her body / Gus saved a girl from drowning/Gus helped a girl that fell off her tube | |
| #222 at 13:34 also Gus saving | |
| #220 at 12:41 Drunk tubing | |
| #222 at 12:33-14:44 Getting drunk during tubing, drunk Gavin during tubing | |
| #225 at 1:12:48 Barbara fell asleep during tubing | |
| #225 at 1:44:37~1:47:00/~1:52:26-1:52:45 Gavin floated the river with Geoff and Griffon (Gus gets frustrated/Gus wants to know where the river is, Gus asks "where is it" multiple times but nobody answers him), Gavin lost a GoPro/dropped his GoPro during tubing | |
| #225 at 1:47:06-1:47:42 Peeing in the river during tubing, Barbara and Gavin made a deal/agreement (being downstream) | |
| #236 at 5:12-6:11/6:33-8:19 also about peeing in the river | |
| #285 at 1:05:00-1:05:37 Barbara pissed on Gavin? | |
| #443 at 23:32 Drunk Max floating the river, Max drank too much and threw up on himself, Burnie- you get your body hair scrapped off by stones/you get sunburned/and you get chaffed from the tube, Brandon and his girlfriend (at the time) had an argument while tubing (later when he tried to break up with him she wouldn't let him) | |
| 10:03-11:01 Kara shotguns a beer with her tooth (Kara can bite a can of beer) (#128 at 38:37) (Kara opening a can of beer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWYeLnqXszs) | |
| #244 at 1:25:20~1:26:30 (from conversation about shotgunning a beer) | |
| 14:03~17:00 Gus/Burnie vs. Michael and the brony/bronies (My Little Pony) | |
| 24:29-26:17 Glass buildings, jungle gym with dome-shaped mirrored panels, death ray from 2 curved buildings, concentrated sun rays/sunshine/sun light/from the sun, high temperatures, reflective | |
| RTP ##128 | |
| 7:39-9:00 Kara and the bumper stickers that say Boner on them | |
| (32:55 addition to the RTAA form earlier in the podcast - Kara knocking ice cream...) | |
| 37:11-37:46 Jack and the bar that gives you a plaque when you drink all 50 drinks (50 alcoholic beverages, 50 beers, on the wall, Little Woodrow's) | |
| #147 at 8:34-14:34/16:02-17:22, Joel changing the plaque to Joel #1 Jack Smells (joel rules/joel number 1/joel is) https://i.redd.it/lbpkothx8mt21.jpg | |
| #188 at 1:33:26 Barbara, Kara and Ali Baker went to the same bar and got retweeted by their Twitter account | |
| #203 at 45:07~46:30 Jack did it again (50 drinks, the big 50, "how do you door") | |
| 38:58-40:01 Gus shotgun a beer and woke up vomiting (Gus throwing up, Gus vomiting, Gus woke up a day and a half later, Gus slept for 36 hours, Gus threw up, drank a ton of whiskey, Gus passed out). | |
| More to the story: | |
| #146 at 16:28-18:40 Gus was invited to go on a boat with strippers (stripper poles, Gus was drunk after drinking at a bar, boat party, party boat, party barge, party on a boat, strip club owner, Gus jumped off the boat that started moving) | |
| #204 at 24:04-25:51 Gus almost died of alcohol poisoning from that party, woke up covered in vomit, someone just put him in his bed and left without taking him to a hospital | |
| #346 at ~32:10/33:55 Gus wants to avoid socially awkward situations like going to play bowling and having to say that he wants to leave after 1 game. (preceded by why Gus loves escape rooms, you only commit to 1 hour and that's it, no commitment) | |
| #378 at 4:06~7:30 Gus vs. going to Alcatraz as a tourist attraction (you can't leave, you're dependent on the boat that brought you there), Gus vs. boat parties and other activities you can't leave (tubing/cruises/etc.) | |
| [the office bathroom:] | |
| #128 at 2:29-5:29 Gus had to plunge a toilet in the office (office toilet/office bathroom, toilet filled with piss, unclog a toilet, someone clogged a toilet, wouldn't flush, plunged the toilet, reviewing security camera footage, Gus reviewed the security footage) | |
| #192 at 8:04-8:45 Burnie says that a clogged toilet doesn't call for reviewing security footage | |
| #192 at 8:45 If Gavin clogged the toilet he would quit his job and have to move | |
| #192 at 9:02-9:38 Gus clogged a toilet in an ad agency (I think the same story is mentioned on #592 after/around ~12:00) | |
| #222 at 1:36:17-1:43:30 Michael clogged up a toilet (RTAA), clogging a toilet | |
| #353 at 27:03~29:50 Josh's breakup story where Josh's toilet wouldn't flush after he took a shit (didn't flush) so he had to coop it up with a plastic wrap, Josh's girlfriend broke up with him and stayed the night and they had breakup sex/pity sex | |
| #353 at 30:36~34:00 Chris visited his girlfriend's house for a few days and the toilet wouldn't flush and they didn't have a plunger so Chris needed to go buy one but he didn't have a car so he just left the toilet like that for a few days and it fixed itself | |
| #592 after/around ~13:00 | |
| #353 at 34:00 Brandon has been wrongfully accused of clogging a toilet | |
| #353 at 35:12 Blaine clogged his girlfriend's toilet in college on move-in day | |
| #136 at 46:39 Someone is using paper towels to wipe in the bathroom (paper towels as toilet paper, Gus' emails to the office, office bathroom) | |
| #192 at 55:33-57:00 Barbara and Burnie had a weird moment in the bathroom (the office bathroom), Burnie was picking up his things after a shower and Barbara walked in and turned around to leave an Burnie said "go ahead come in", hanging out in the bathroom | |
| #253 at 53:06~54:20 People at the company leave steaks of poop in the toilets, not cleaning after themselves (peeing on poop streaks to clean them, poop streaks/shit streaks/poop marks/shit marks/skidmarks, Michael: "pee the poo away") | |
| #367 Post Show at 9:25 There's a poop streak under the toilet seat in the office toilet | |
| #255 at 11:09~13:50 Gus' office bathroom story (not enough bathrooms at the office), Gus heard a 3DS from one of the stalls, he got Jordan in on it trying to figure out who's in there, 30 minutes passed and no one came out of the bathroom, it turned out that Ashley was putting on makeup for The Know | |
| #281 at 16:04~17:00/18:04-19:10 The office bathroom was torn down to build a new one but the work hasn't started yet, honey wagon/portable bathrooms, the crack between the door and the wall of the stalls (the gap in the stall doors) | |
| #284 at 21:38 "stank" air (stinky air, no ventilation) | |
| #584 Post Show at 7:27/8:29 American toilet stalls with big gaps below and above and in the sides (not just about the office toilet) | |
| #286 at 43:41 The bathroom lights shut off while Brandon was on the toilet (the automatic lights went out) | |
| #293 at 47:45-48:30 Chris | |
| #293 at 47:11-47:45 A chair in the office bathroom facing the toilet (bathroom chair/a chair in the bathroom) | |
| #324 at 50:29~51:40 | |
| #351 at 5:18 Gus goes all the way to the bathroom at the Bungalow because there's more privacy/the stall locks and and there's no gap in the door, Gus doesn't want people to see his "dump face", locking eyes with people washing their hands | |
| #424 at 1:28:30-1:29:28 They used to prank each other/they pranked each other with the cardboard cutout of Gus (dark bathroom) | |
| #467 at 0:24 The men's bathroom stinks (bathroom smells bad) | |
| #677 (beginning) The bathroom smells | |
| #516 at 49:45 Gus vs. the bungalow's paper towels in the bathroom | |
| https://roosterteeth.com/watch/rt-life-2019-lie-detector - Someone pooped in the bathroom and didn't flush | |
| #575 Post Show at 9:27~14:00 | |
| #574 at 1:05:08 (RTAA, 1:07:34 on YT) Gavin: people's shit smells worse than ever in the office bathroom / booger wall, people leave boogers next to the urinal / 1:07:00 Blaine: someone pisses on the top of the urinal, Barbara: the bathrooms smell like a farm (like animal shit) (Post Show from the office bathroom) | |
| RTP ##129 | |
| ~2:00~4:00 Dopplegangers at the company (recognized as other people from RT, look similar/look the same/who gets mistaken for whom) | |
| 9:53~13:00 Canada/Canadian money, Loonies/Toonies (the smallest bill is 5$, strip club, strippers) / Beanies=Tuques/Tooks / other Canadian stuff | |
| 15:47-19:47 Miles danced at the Just Dance booth (Miles dancing at... DDR) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY2LDIFZV7Q | |
| 28:03-30:06 Burnie took the last first class ticket | |
| 30:27-31:42 On his flight Miles sat next to the lead singer of The Spinners ("we're pretty big") | |
| 34:11~35:00 People prefer long podcasts (longer podcasts, shorter podcasts) | |
| 38:03-38:28 Charging for signatures (paying for autographs, signing autographs) | |
| RTP ##130 | |
| ~5:49-6:53 (funny conversation, riffing) Choking, Heimlich maneuver, being found on the floor after you try to do a Heimlich maneuver on yourself and it failing to work (fought a piece of steak, fought a cow and all that's left was one piece) | |
| ~6:53 They hear Michael recording Rage Quit (while on the podcast) | |
| #205 at 1:18:18 Dealing with Michael's screaming when he records Rage Quit | |
| #226 at 1:03:38-1:04:46 | |
| RTP ##131 | |
| 4:06~5:30 Holding up something to throw to the crowd (giving out free shirts, t-shirt cannon, throwing shirts) | |
| 8:03-10:18 GameChurch/Gamers For God booth/party (Game Church, Jesus, religious booth) | |
| 13:20-14:15/28:03-28:42 Scarlett Johansson's leaked photos | |
| 21:12-22:15 Riffing on the idea of disease stores/selling diseases in stores | |
| 49:55-50:38 Jack wouldn't eat the lettuce oh his hamburger | |
| 1:00:03 Gus: "The great thing about miniature furniture is it makes your dick look huge" [quote] | |
| #305 at 1:26:16 Gavin: "A penis in an armchair is tasteful" [quote] | |
| (1:04:38 Geoff segment) | |
| 1:07:46-1:08:21/1:08:52-1:20:24 Geoff went to a strip club (Geoff's strip clubs stories, there was only one man there with his head in the stripper's vagina, bachelor party) | |
| (1:20:25-)1:23:35-end Geoff reading a book on his iPhone next to a couple, the man says "Las Vegas, where is that?" (doesn't know where Las Vegas is), they start making out in a gross way, he was flexing his arm and she kissed it (she complimented Geoff's cologne/perfume in a weird way, "it's perfect") | |
| RTP ##132 | |
| 13:04-16:53 Michael worked as electrician's assistant (when he started the electrician shocked him so he'll learn what it feels like) | |
| #202 at 1:29:52-1:31:40 Michael's old boss used to throw dead animals at him that they found on the job (dead squirrel, "check this out", propped it up, skeletons/carcases, the woman saw it and was freaked out) / 1:31:41-1:32:30 Michael was quiet during his jobs because he curses a lot and he's a piece of shit, the moment the customers left the room he would start humping the ladder and motion jerking off etc. | |
| #222 at 1:34:50-1:35:18 also about Michael being nice and quiet when working at people's houses | |
| 20:18 Burnie took his kid to Sweden to meet Notch, while helping make a documentary about Mojang (Minecraft) | |
| 24:06 ^Gavin was also in Sweden with them and he's "a fucking idiot" / 25:09~26:32 Gavin and Burnie figuring out the pricing in Sweden based on sandwiches (the basis to what the currency was worth) | |
| #373 at 1:18:05~1:19:00 also about pricing/sandwiches | |
| #153 at 1:06:33-1:07:03 When Burnie and Gavin were in Belgium they found the best smelling point in an alley (waffles and vanilla, great smelling alley, alleyway) | |
| #412 at 38:45-39:45 | |
| #232 at 56:21~59:00 Burnie and Gavin talked in accents during their trip, Cafe Bar de Stoof (start of the Dutch accent at ~55:45) (briefly mentioned in #153 at 1:04:33-1:04:44 / #159 at 32:26-32:47) | |
| #373 at 1:12:49-1:13:27/1:17:02-1:18:01 Gavin's video of Burnie eating a whole sandwich (Gavin dared Burnie, Gavin convinced Burnie) | |
| 1:00:36-1:03:10 The Rain Man of apartment locators (realtor, finding the perfect apartments) | |
| RTP ##133 | |
| (first time as Rooster Teeth Podcast instead of Drunk Tank, rebranding, Gus does a special intro, +2:03~2:27) | |
| #174 at 1:25:09-1:25:39 About the rebranding | |
| #226 at 1:11:08 | |
| 4:09-5:46 Gus asked the Techni Center clerk [FedEx, post office] if there was a way to get his package and she slipped him a note with an address of a warehouse and told him 'you didn't get this from me, you found this at the parking lot' | |
| ~9:36~11:00 Using a knife/pliers in a short (Atari Kid) | |
| 16:00~17:41 (RTAA) Brandon left a coke can in the car in the middle of summer and it exploded. | |
| 39:36~41:00 Dan Goodwin just showed up for work at the call center (showing up to work, said he was there for the training, wasn't hired then/wasn't actually hired) | |
| #151 at 1:15:45-1:16:31 | |
| 44:23-46:08 Gus covered in mayo, Michael covered in ketchup (Baby Gus short) | |
| 46:11-47:23 When Barbara visited the office Barbara drew dicks on the whiteboard (dry erase board, penises) | |
| #185 at 4:12-5:10 | |
| #406 Post Show at 15:33 similar story, animation studio/Matt gave a tour to children | |
| #215 at 1:35:15-1:38:05 Michael asked Barbara to draw dicks on the money that he owed Gavin from a bet he lost, Gavin gave one of the bills to a bathroom attendant, 1:37:40 Michael shows one of the bills | |
| #380 at 22:39 | |
| 47:23-48:10 Geoff changed a drawing of a penis into sunglasses | |
| 48:25-48:49 Fails of the Weak 51/52 (wrong number in the thumbnail, Jack forgot to update the number so Geoff changed it in Paint) | |
| 56:27-57:30 An AC repairman came to the office and stared at the monster prop at the front (technician, monster statue, alien prop, alien statue, like a haunted house) | |
| RTP ##134 | |
| 3:53-4:16 Burnie and letting people talk, "go on"/"go ahead" (make people keep talking, compilation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GarGsTpGSy0) | |
| #344 Post Show at 22:05-23:48 Burnie's "go ahead" origin (letting somebody talk, a college friend talking about shitting in the shower) | |
| #362 at 47:47 Burnie's "what does that mean" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Dam_NQ9aI + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIp6atnN71g | |
| 5:21-7:16 Burnie's wife wondering about her working at Walmart right next to the cashier | |
| 16:32-17:40 Argument, Burnie vs. Gus, Gus booked their traveling, Gus booking the flights, buying the tickets, long layovers (Burnie says that Gus made them take a connection flight/connect flight that lengthened their travel, Gus booked travel, Gus used to book their travel) | |
| #229 at 38:31-40:46/~41:50-42:35 | |
| #265 at 1:17:49-1:18:42 (1:20:28-1:21:03) | |
| 20:02-22:35 Douchebag filmmaker from New York that wouldn't tell them about cool bars to hang out in (Jason was moving to New York, bar names/names of bars in New York, wouldn't tell him, refused to tell them, for keywords: clubs in New York) | |
| 26:06 First mention of Ashley/Jinx (#199 at 1:10:59 Burnie's first mention of "the girl I'm dating", #201 at 1:01:34 first mention of her by name as his girlfriend) | |
| 26:56 Kerry would sometimes think in a different accent (think in a British accent) | |
| RTP ##135 | |
| 21:38-22:30 Burnie's friend with an old cellphone (brick phone, told the people at the cellphone company to not touch his plan because it would cancel his line) | |
| RTP ##136 | |
| 15:18~21:00 Michael, Chris and Barbara sat next to a couple on a date, Chris cockblocking, douchebag, the guy pretended he worked at Apple but he was actually a manager at Walmart | |
| 40:11-41:36 Ordering steak frites and giggling (French dish, "freets") / 41:52-43:26 Michael trying to order a New York strip steak and the waiter trying to push a porterhouse steak on him | |
| RTP ##138 | |
| 5:40 Brandon putting his arms on Joel during pictures (hands on Joel, during photos) | |
| 25:29-26:46 Matt, flight from Sydney to L.A. flight, same flight as the flight in the movie he was watching (Inception) (mentioned on #200 at 1:32:13-1:32:34 + #354 at ~27:00) | |
| 28:35-28:56 Naked News interview, they contacted RT for an interview and Gus and Geoff wanted to do it naked and they didn't hear back from them (naked interview, nude interview, interview naked, only if he gets to be naked too) | |
| #548 at 1:14:24 | |
| 28:57-29:41 They were contacted by a pornstar/porn video game to do cross-promotion | |
| 31:19-33:26 Gus was next to the immigration line at the airport in London (a woman being questioned in front of everybody, immigration officer yells "I don't believe you! Why are you trying to get into my country?!", screaming, immigration control, translator, Heathrow) | |
| 37:01 A drug-sniffing dog next to Rastafarian people at the airport (Matt's kid: "Daddy, that dog really likes those people!", sniffing drugs, smelling drugs) | |
| 47:21 At breakfast you can drink as many different drinks as you like | |
| 49:16 A meal with Faggots in its name (Braised meatballs) | |
| RTP ##139 | |
| 21:53~27:30 Joel flew Joel got to fly in business class while Brandon and Burnie flew in economy (for keywords: first class) Joel couldn't sleep/Joel didn't sleep/didn't sleep well/Joel was uncomfortable (was in a pod ) | |
| #140 at 51:05-53:43 Jack and Burnie had a bet whether Joel will go to Australia, Jack says Burnie helped Joel fly business class so that he will go (#143 at 8:02-8:33, Joel kept the 20$ Burnie gave him as a joke) | |
| #334 at 35:04~36:35 | |
| RTP ##140 | |
| (43:38 second segment starts) | |
| ~44:59/~47:15 Joel is talking while others are talking / Everybody is talking over each other / talking at the same time / they all talk at the same time / talk over each other, Burnie gets mad, Burnie tells everybody to shut up ("cut it the fuck out") | |
| #150 at 4:00-4:35 Burnie's strategy when Joel talks over him (for keywords: when Joel interrupts, dealing with Joel, how to deal with Joel, how to get Joel to stop speaking/how to make Joel stop talking, Burnie stops talking so that Joel will shut up, Joel keeps talking/Joel won't shut up) | |
| 47:44 Brandon asks Gus a question and Gus drools on himself (Gus drooled on himself on the podcast) (Gus drooling) | |
| #212 at ~59:15 Gus spits/drools on the podcast | |
| #243 at 1:22:15 Gus spits on the mic | |
| #263 at 2:08 Gus drools | |
| #644 (after ~4:45) Barbara and Gus drool in their sleep, Gus' drool collects in his C-PAP mask, also Gus' lips don't close all the way/Gus' mouth doesn't seal | |
| #23 at 53:02~53:30 Orange juice fell out of Gus' mouth in a restaurant (orange juice shot out of.., Gus drank orange juice in a restaurant and it spilled from his mouth onto the plate) | |
| #345 at 44:07-45:26 (also about the orange juice incident) Gus dropping food from his "defective mouth", Gus and Michael talk about drooling (Gus drooling on a plane) | |
| #399 at 27:20~29:10 also Gus drooling on plane [RTAA] | |
| #403 at ~29:50~30:53 | |
| #347 at (59:19) ~59:49 Gavin salivates over a video of a grapefruit that looks like a vagina/labia (Gavin drools/Gavin spits, "it made my mouth water"/"filled with saliva") | |
| #433 at ~1:10:56 Chris drools on himself | |
| #461 at ~7:24 Pieces of Burnie's gum are falling from his mouth (chewing gum) | |
| ~48:54~50:30 Pulling videos due to copyright infringement (Burnie vs. Brandon, "you're a lie!") / RT Short that they had to remove (Matt goes to the DMV, removed videos), custom business license plates, State of Texas, Don't Mess With Texas (trademarked logo, cease and desist) https://www.reddit.com/r/roosterteeth/comments/7rwbrx/the_lost_dmv_rt_short/ | |
| #370 Post Show at ~4:58 DMV short/RT license plate | |
| #502 at 57:51 | |
| 1:02:29-1:06:18 Brandon is a crappy navigator (crappy GPS, bad navigator) (Burnie vs. Brandon, argument, where to turn, which route to take) | |
| #311 at 2:29 Matt is a crappy navigator (Matt is bad in navigation) | |
| #344 at ~22:05 | |
| RTP ##141 | |
| 36:15~39:00 Gus has never been to Mexico, they used to go to Mexico (going to Mexico), Burnie's dad, only one kidnapping ('I've lived here for years and I only know one person who's been kidnapped') | |
| #282 at ~49:30~50:30 also about Burnie's dad and kidnapping / (between, more about going to Mexico) / 51:47-52:50 Burnie's friend got caught by the Mexican federal police/Mexican police (Federales) for peeing in an alley / 52:51-53:15 Gus' mom was pulled over by the Federales and refused to give them a bribe (Gus' mother) | |
| #443 at ~55:02 (also Burnie's dad/kidnapping) | |
| #292 at 51:32-55:55 Young Miles has been to Mexico for 4 hours (Miles, family reunion, Miles' dad wanted Mexican vanilla, sellers offered to cut him a deal, the bus never came to pick them up and Miles' mother thought they were all gonna die) | |
| #331 Post Show at 11:20 Burnie and his friends went to Mexico and one of his friends was drunk and got on a train that took him 100 miles into Mexico, they didn't know where he was and returned to Austin without him | |
| 46:09-47:24 Gus eats at expensive restaurants during conventions (expensive steaks, Gus punishes them for sending him to conventions, no people at the restaurant so you don't have to wait, no lines) | |
| #256 at 1:05:53-1:06:26 Burnie was on a group text with Gus and Alan Abdine, but Alan forgot and sent Gus messages about their plan to go to expensive restaurants when they're out of town (nicest restaurants, list of restaurants) | |
| #267 at 14:34/16:37 | |
| #334 at 29:21/30:31 (Gus looks but can't find the text conversation) | |
| #269 at 1:27:25 The most expensive restaurant that Gus has been in, 20-course meal (3 Michelin stars, L2O in Chicago) | |
| #490 at ~21:56~24:00 (not going into too much detail) Dinnergate, Alan paid for everyone's dinner with the company's credit card in an expensive restaurant (in New York or Los Angeles/L.A.?) (starts from Burnie saying how he got shit from accounting for Ellie accidentally buying a Switch on Burnie's company card instead of his personal card) | |
| 1:00:20-1:02:32 Canadian ad agency put out a video similar to Kittywood Studios: Cat Videos Incorporated | |
| 1:02:41-1:04:05 Burnie reads his text conversation with Brandon (drunk Brandon) (reads the text) | |
| ~1:04:40-1:05:51 Burnie upgraded Brandon to first class, Burnie told Brandon that if he wants a refill on his drink he should push the overhead button, free drinks button, flight attendant button, Burnie pranked Brandon, told him he should tip the flight attendants (Burnie convinced Brandon, call button) | |
| RTX Sydney 2018 (Part 2) at 7:47 Burnie like to push the flight attendant button for other people (like Geoff) | |
| 1:09:15 Joel will find the one flaw in a woman (the distance between the bridge of her nose to...) (Joel finds flaws/Joel can find, flawed in some way) | |
| #300 at 29:54~30:25 Joel | |
| #192 at ~49:14 Also Gavin | |
| 1:15:00 Zombie apocalypse vs. Nuclear war | |
| ~1:26:01 Joel and Gus prefer to be inside, prefer to look at nature through a glass window, Gus: "We spent millions of years crawling out of that and developing the technology to build walls and an air conditioner, I'm gonna fucking sit on top of that throne of technology and look at the outdoors through a window" [quote] | |
| RTP ##142 | |
| 1:49-3:53/6:56-9:33 Someone killed the fish at the office (goldfish died) | |
| (people eat fish because they don't blink, people don't care about fish) | |
| 22:20-23:47 Burnie and the belief that somebody somewhere is working on the problem/that if somebody is doing something in broad daylight that it's ok and approved (somebody smarter than me is working on this, trying to solve the problem, somebody approved they wouldn't allow it if it wasn't ok, must be ok, it's been vetted) | |
| 1:01:58-1:03:28 Dawn Of The Dead screening, zombies in the parking lot, mall parking lot, police barricades, buses, soldiers firing blanks at them (horror movie screening) | |
| 1:04:09-1:04:53 Zombies actors or real zombies? | |
| #497 at 1:29:54 Experiencing a Zombie Walk without a warning | |
| 1:06:40 Joel was selected for Nielsen ratings (Nielsen's) | |
| RTP ##143 | |
| 1:13:42-1:14:05 Gus quotes Avril Lavigne ("I shove those guys and kick them in the box", "kicked her in the box and shoved her") | |
| 1:15:53~1:20:00 Driving with Joel as a passenger, driving with Burnie (Burnie's driving) | |
| RTP ##144 | |
| ~3:00 Bees at the office | |
| 1:11:46-1:13:25 Joel, Burnie and Matt saw Brendan Fraser at a bar and Joel gave him his business card and walked away | |
| 1:14:47 Barbara's first quick visit to the podcast as the new community manager | |
| RTP ##145 | |
| ~34:04~35:15 Jack's dad didn't go to college, Jack's mom went to college, Jack's mom was proud of him when he got accepted to college, [quote start] Burnie: "Why was your mom proud? ... she went to college", Gus: "Yeah but she doesn't have a dick", Burnie: "She went to Texas State, she probably got a few" [quote] (needs context) | |
| 35:50-36:50 Burnie's dad used to be a catholic priest and Burnie's mother used to be a catholic nun | |
| #152 at 13:47-15:05 Burnie's dad used to go to eat dinner at other people's houses when he was a priest wanted to keep doing it after he left the clergy | |
| 46:16-48:03 Barbara used a blow dryer (blowdryer/hairdryer) and tripped a breaker/popped a fuse that shut the servers down, which made them check the amperage of each appliance they use. | |
| #255 at 14:25 | |
| 48:04-49:12 Neti pots, tap water with brain-eating amoeba (netty pot/netti pot) | |
| #202 at 39:48-40:23 (Gus says it and smiles) 'they get an amoeba in their body and they'll die' | |
| #258 at 8:47~10:05 | |
| #515 at 15:43 also about that amoeba but in rivers/lakes (dirty water/polluted water) | |
| #562 at 34:58 (a girl died from that after swimming in a river + neti pots) | |
| 49:17-53:25 (funny conversation) Fish that swims up the urethra (up the dick hole, "alleged"/sued by the fish) | |
| 53:54-54:18 Peeing in the pool vs. Peeing into the pool | |
| #236 at 8:18-8:45 | |
| #236 at 1:21:27 What's more offensive: peeing into a pool or masturbating into a pool? (cumming into/jizzing into) and is masturbating a compliment to those around? (public masturbation/masturbating in public) | |
| RTP ##146 | |
| 3:20 Ryan imitates Jack | |
| 18:40-20:20 The same guy crashed his BMW into the closing gate of his gated community while he was drunk so he took down his license plates and scratched off the VIN number | |
| 28:43/35:44 Avenger Controller customer support emails debacle (https://www.penny-arcade.com/resources/just-wow1.html, PAX, Penny Arcade, Ocean Marketing) | |
| ~31:13 (Part of the above discussion) Internet mob mentality, digging up dirt, harassing, public shaming, Anonymous vs. The Church of Scientology, online lynching, online shaming/public shaming | |
| #188 at 1:13:58-1:15:30 (conversation about a picture of 2 people having sex in a fraternity on the balcony) Public shaming on the Internet, posting videos/photos of people without their consent, the notion that if you're in public then it's ok for people to record you | |
| #417 at 34:00 Shaming drivers that text or put on their makeup Austin subreddit (a guys installed a dashcam that's pointed at the passenger window to see what the other drivers are doing) | |
| #545 at 1:12:06 A guy took a picture of a dad with his 2 kids on a scooter and posted it to the Austin subreddit to shame him (people rather post it on the Internet than to confront the people they're shaming at the moment/in real life) | |
| #260 at 37:26~38:30 Making mistakes online/posting things that you later regret, people get shamed for mistakes that everybody makes | |
| #361 at 1:22:13/1:35:47 Mob mentality in regards to The Fine Bros | |
| #415 at ~52:30 Mob mentality in regards to Shay Carl | |
| #431 at 11:29/14:37/~17:38 Mob mentality - Manchester shooting (Ariana Grande concert, going after a guy that made a terrible joke on Twitter and a fan that tweeted some weird tweets) | |
| #434 Post Show at 12:36~end, Mob mentality - the missing Twitch streamer/the girl that disappeared after a convention (people thought she was kidnapped/that she was abducted), her phone was dead/her battery ran out/her phone was off/she turned her phone off https://heavy.com/news/2017/06/laura-lania-tia-zimmer-missing-found-casino-e3-conference-los-angeles/ | |
| 41:41-42:58 Chris accidentally cut his new pants/new jeans with scissors/knife (Chris forget he was wearing them under the prop pants, Chris' new pants/Chris' pants, chris cut his pants) | |
| #331 at 19:28 | |
| #331 at 12:57 Chris' pants have a hole behind the zipper, the zipper doesn't cover the hole (Chris' jeans, closeup on Chris' crotch, Chris bought new pants/new pair of pants, Chris isn't wearing those pants they're off-camera) | |
| #331 at 20:12 Chris had a pair of jeans where the zipper would always go down or appear to be open | |
| 1:07:17-1:09:00/1:09:54 RT is the top 8th channel on Youtube (number 8 on Youtube), Gus tells "Lonely Island" to suck it because RT is above them, joking about the possibility of a collaboration with The Lonely Island/Andy Samberg and them being guests on the podcast | |
| RTP ##147 | |
| 14:34-16:02 Burnie pranked his friend that wouldn't shut up about New York, Burnie's friend, Burnie went to the kitchen and ordered 6 Reuben Sandwiches to be served as one sandwich (rubben) | |
| 19:06-19:29 5th year of doing the podcast (how many years has the podcast been on/the number of years that they've been doing the podcast/how long has the podcast been on, 1 year/3 years/5 years/2 decades, they made the podcast for, calendar year) | |
| #151 at 1:08:37-1:09:58 Argument, Gus and Burnie argue about the amount of years/decades that they did the podcast | |
| #157 at 2:09-3:12 | |
| #181 at 1:29-1:43 | |
| #212 at 0:43 | |
| 39:04-39:27 The Earth is smoother than a cue ball (relative to their sizes, billiard ball/pool ball) | |
| #369 at 1:38:47/1:43:30 | |
| 39:27-41:57 Joel and the fact that says that human eyes haven't seen 95% of the surface of the Earth (only less than 5% of the Earth has seen by human eyes, of the world) | |
| 44:57-45:36 Joel imitates the music in a video (ku-ka-tuka-kapa-taka-kupa, Japanese music/Asian music, Joel mimics/Joel does/Joel makes funny noises/funny sounds/makes noises/makes sounds/Joel's noises/Joel's sounds) (context 44:02, wipeout levitation track) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqmdv5iyIOY | |
| 1:06:49-1:07:15 (Joel flub) Super roll ring/Super Bowl ring (superroll ring) | |
| 1:11:30-1:12:22 Burnie's idea about Toy Story if there was a security camera in the room they wouldn't be able to move ever again | |
| RTP ##148 | |
| (Gus keeps playing the short theme song throughout the podcast, as a soundboard) | |
| 10:47-12:10 Someone from Nigeria convinced an old woman to buy Rooster Teeth merchandise and send it to Nigeria (RT merchandise/RT shirts, Africa) | |
| #213 at 1:12:20 | |
| 12:15~14:35 Joel's friend was raided by the FBI for running a UNIX server that was a part of a crime, got hacked (or something like that? Joel isn't sure on the details) | |
| RTP ##149 | |
| 28:36-29:57 Joel and the Nightquil capsule (NyQuil, DayQuil, pill) | |
| 40:18-42:29 Gus was on a flight where an old couple and an obese person were sitting in the exit row and were moved after the flight attendant complained that they're not fit to handle things in case of an emergency (next to the emergency exit, safety row/emergency row) | |
| #361 at 1:00:56 Burnie doesn't like when they overexplain to him what to do in an emergency when he sits in the exit row | |
| 56:44-57:36 Chris asked people at the office to record themselves peeing to get a sound effect of peeing (sound of peeing) | |
| RTP ##150 | |
| 1:39~2:15/9:46-12:09/56:16-56:43 Burnie's bike got stolen (Kathleen stole Burnie's bicycle, cut the lock, Monty told her it was a spare bike) / 4:54 Someone dismantled the printer after it printed out lots of pages with ASCII characters (Burnie's printer) | |
| 15:07-16:04 Burnie got a Caboose cake for his birthday (birthday cake) | |
| (~30:00/~1:11:00 SOPA/PIPA) | |
| 1:14:46-1:16:15 Gus is trying to understand the idea of the chance of being in a plane crash and if it carries over for multiple flights (for example 1 in 10 million chance, the probability of crashes) | |
| RTP ##151 | |
| 1:55~5:00 Kicking down doors in Burnie's frat house (kicking doors) | |
| (after ~11:00 - Viagra/priapism) | |
| 47:02-55:55 Trivia night/Geeks Who Drink (world's championship, bar quiz) | |
| 55:56-57:15 Burnie and his friends in college pranked another friend about Jeopardy, they taped the episode and learned all the answers and then played it again for him (for keywords: jeperdy/jepoardy) | |
| #276 at 25:41-27:08 (+Jeopardy calculator, 27:58) | |
| 1:05:29-1:05:59 Burnie: The last 2 bites of a cheeseburger are the best (last bites) | |
| #273 at 1:09:05 | |
| #415 at 1:10:27 | |
| 1:06:02-1:06:27 Burnie's friend that told him that cold pizza is better because when you cook something it loses its nutrients (so cooling a pizza gives it its nutrients back?) | |
| RTP ##152 | |
| 8:43-9:33 Monty is allergic to cats | |
| 45:52 Monty almost finished rigging Bullet Bill to swing from the ceiling to the door | |
| 1:06:17-1:06:57 Lindsay has been editing the latest podcasts (Lindsay edits, Lindsay is editing) | |
| #156 at 18:20-18:56 Gus finds out that Lindsay listens to other stuff while editing | |
| #175 at 5:43-6:40 | |
| #184 at 3:40-4:03 | |
| #224 at 1:59:26/2:02:53 Lindsay moved from editing the podcast to AH | |
| 1:10:01~1:10:40 Brandon's birthday is close to Valentine's Day ("focusing on making someone else feel better") (~1:10:50 Brandon tried to breakup with his girlfriend and she said no) | |
| RTP ##153 | |
| 2:57-3:31 4k animated GIF of Gavin dancing | |
| 18:17-19:04 Joel's teacher believed cats could see molecules (cats can see../cats see..) | |
| 30:59~31:50 Gavin's idea about a service that delivers the gas for your car to you (car gas, gas tank in your home) | |
| 44:34-45:29/46:35-46:55 Gavin insulted Joel's gametype in Halo (Funyuns) and Joel came back 4 hours later and flipped Gavin off of his chair and put other chairs on him then took a photo (Gavin offended Joel) | |
| 48:12-48:28/49:27-50:08 Burnie: Why do British people talk to their breakfast like talking to babies? (eggies/toasties, baby talk) | |
| 53:04-54:03 Gus vs. baths (shit water/butt water/ass water, also about breathing Burnie's ass particles) (funny conversation) | |
| 1:16:24-1:16:48/1:17:03-1:23:06 Gavin's twisted ball surgery/testicle surgery, peed a little on a hot nurse when he coughed, was dressed as Santa, Gavin peed on himself because his "John Thomas was taped", Gavin pissing on himself, testicular torsion | |
| #195 at 12:41 Gavin experienced nocturnal emission a few weeks after the surgery | |
| #239 at 1:20:59-1:21:32 Gavin had an "incident" because he couldn't masturbate for 6 weeks after the surgery | |
| #285 at 8:17-9:05 Gavin had troubles with his ball before the final twist | |
| (#602 at ~8:06 Chad had a similar problem after his kid punched him in the groin) | |
| #189 at 1:00:55-1:02:10 Miles didn't know about it so Michael explains | |
| #158 at 17:13-17:55 Gavin got banned from Xbox live for calling his team Team Scrotum a week before his ball got twisted (then he changed it to Team Torsion) | |
| #194 at 52:56-54:45 Joel suggests taking a picture of Gavin's scrotum and dressing it up and photoshopping it so that nobody will know that it's a scrotum, girls know about the surgery and want to see the scar, Gavin: Girls are always told 'don't neglect the balls' | |
| #221 at 33:06 Gavin doesn't want to check his balls / testicular cancer/breast cancer pamphlet, getting medical checkups (to get checked) | |
| #366 at 19:14 (Gus/Gavin) They haven't got checked for STDs / STIs | |
| RTP ##154 | |
| ~3:33-3:47/4:14-4:41 Gus' acidic hands on Burnie's truck steering wheel (acidic palms, Gus' sweat, corrosive sweat) | |
| #195 at 0:58-1:44 RTAA | |
| #131 at 14:16-15:26 | |
| #337 at 32:11 | |
| #312 at 37:11~39:20 Gus ruined his pillow with his drool/sweat | |
| #370 at 58:03~59:30 Reference to Gus on a Reddit post about a guy's sweat that made his bike handle break | |
| #542 at 0:22/2:18 Gus can't be nude in his house (because of his acidic sweat/caustic skin) (Gus isn't allowed to be naked/Esther doesn't allow Gus to be naked/to sit on the couch naked) | |
| 4:41-4:54 Burnie and Canadian masturbation (..Canadians masturbate) | |
| 10:50-11:06 Gus reacts to Jack mentioning a giant bowling alley | |
| 11:39-12:44 When Burnie's dad was a kid he worked as a pins setter at a bowling alley, bowling at kids | |
| 14:31-15:28 Gus and Esther were wondering why there hasn't been a plastic surgeon that gave women one boob on three boobs (one breast/three breasts/multiple boobs, plastic surgery, boob job) | |
| 15:29 Girl with heart-shaped nipples (tattoo) | |
| 21:01-21:20 Gavin: "Salad's just so easy to eat" | |
| 41:39-45:16 Shocking games (shock game, electric shock, electrical shock) | |
| 54:56-55:57 Jack blacked out/Jack fainted/Jack passed out | |
| 55:57-59:11 Gavin went blind for 3 days (RTAA) | |
| #393 Post Show at 11:57 Gavin's memory of the incident is shaped by the way he told the story and by the RTAA (because Gavin said it was his dad but it was actually his mom's friend) | |
| (#385 at ~20:05 Burnie uses Gavin's stroke/going blind incident as a segue for Audable) | |
| #178 at 43:07-44:34 Gavin's stroke (chum-jums) (RTAA) | |
| #554 at 1:13:55 Gavin had an ocular migraine (in the middle of the ocean during the Shark Week Immersion), Gavin couldn't see in the middle of his vision (blurry circle) | |
| RTP ##155 | |
| 6:26-8:02 Gus and Geoff went skiing in Australia, put on snow tires/snow chains that ruined the road | |
| #573 at 1:22:52 They stayed in a cabin of someone they met and didn't bring food and it only had one can of beans and no can opener (had no food, they went to bed hungry), and also about them skiing | |
| 13:36-14:52 Gavin: The royal family doesn't pay taxes (Burnie questions their necessity, Joel says people should take all of their stuff), The Queen doesn't need a passport, The Queen doesn't have a last name | |
| #157 at 11:56~17:50/19:03-20:04, argument, Gavin doesn't know The Queen's name | |
| #263 at 1:10:59 A guy at the BBC archive with the job of keeping an up to date reel on The Queen for when she dies. | |
| (#336 at ~35:00 future funeral of The Queen, hypothetical selfie with a dead Queen) | |
| #414 at (1:07:20) ~1:08:28~1:13:00 The Queen is pointless (Jon/Chris..) | |
| #436 Post Show at 13:10 The law doesn't apply to The Queen (was seen without a seatbelt on) | |
| #486 at 45:03~50:00 includes: James Buckley about the Royal Family | |
| #515 at 19:21 British political system: God>The Queen>Parliament | |
| #557 at 1:04:30 Can you overthrow The Royal Family | |
| #568 at 9:12 Who's next in line for the throne? Would The Queen live longer than Charles? How did their line start as The Royal Family? (how did they become..) | |
| 24:54-25:30/29:55-30:45 Orange Monkey Eagle (RTAA) (brain suicide, commiting suicide by/killing yourself by) | |
| #177 at 1:04:59-1:05:37 (follow up^) A termite that can commit suicide by releasing a chemical in its body | |
| #413 at 48:06-48:42 Could you kill yourself by straining your body/face? | |
| 25:35-29:16 Gavin and the guy who had a job picking up the body parts of people who jump in front of a train (cleaning up the tracks, people who committed suicide, autopsy, trains) | |
| 30:46-31:48 Burnie imitates Joel's brain voice | |
| 40:49-43:05 Gavin bailed on Burnie the first time they met (Burnie was in Paris/France for a presentation on machinima, #183 at 58:13), they planned to see Star Wars together but Burnie was late so Gavin went without him (with his friend) (planned to see a movie together/planned to see a film together, Burnie's flight got delayed) | |
| 44:19-46:09 Burnie told Gavin that his flight got canceled 3 hours after he found out so Gavin had to rush to the airport to find another flight, had to fly to L.A. to fly back to the U.K (he was on day 90 of his 90 days visa, risking overstaying the visa) | |
| #185 at 1:31:59-1:33:38 3 Emmy winners vouched for Gavin to get his visa to the U.S. (Gavin's visa), one of them found out through Gavin (through RT's lawyers) that he won an Emmy that he didn't know about | |
| #209 at 1:36:52 Burnie had to pressure Gavin for 2 years about filling out the papers for his visa application (Gavin's visa) | |
| #220 at 50:48-51:23 Barbara getting a Green Card, Gus' awkward conversation with her about that ("Are you happy at RT?") | |
| #281 at 54:13-55:46 Barbara almost wasn't allowed back into the U.S. from Canada because she didn't have one of her visa documents/form (back from Canada, Barbara's visa/Barbara's passport), also- Barbara wrote the note and stapled it to the passport herself (they riff on it) | |
| #323 Post Show at ~1:10 Gavin's visa has expired and Gavin has to go to the U.K. to renew it, ~5:00 compared to Barbara's visa | |
| more about their visas on - Game Time - Burnie and Barb Play Dungeon Dashers at 40:38 | |
| #390 2:40-4:13 Barbara announces she's a permanent resident of the U.S. (Green Card, Barbara got/Barbara is a/, Barbara holds an American flag/U.S. flag, "Can Stay In America" graphic) / ~30:17-30:38 about Gavin's non-reaction | |
| #413 at ~59:41 Worried about not being able to return to the U.S. (visas getting canceled while you're abroad, Gavin's cats are allowed to stay even when Gavin's visa is over because they were born there) | |
| Gavin got a green card https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/1108117702995075072 (backup https://archive.fo/s5fpM) | |
| #538 at 24:29 | |
| #539 at 56:16/58:42 Gavin got his green card (Gavin holds an American flag, "Can Stay In America" graphic) | |
| 50:14-51:30 Burnie an Joel get covered in blood in almost all of the shorts (bloody shoes, shoeshine at the airport, fake blood) | |
| 57:27-58:10 Gavin found an old post he made about a problem he had with Word (Microsoft Office) and replied to the guy who answered him, 8 years later. (tech support forum) | |
| 1:07:04-1:08:40 Burnie thinks that the tap water tastes different when you use the faucet in the spraying mode vs. the normal stream mode [science] | |
| #313 at 57:27~58:15/1:00:36~1:03:03/1:05:45-1:07:30/1:10:00~1:11:00 Burnie: Why does hot water come out white? argument (white water, cold water is transparent/cold water is clear, cold tap water/hot tap water), Gavin: I could make cold water white- you just speed it up/make it go faster [science], Burnie and Gavin go out to get 2 cups of water | |
| #577 at 48:50 Humans can hear the difference between pouring hot water and pouring cold water | |
| RTP ##156 | |
| 4:38-6:15 Gus would pull up to the lane that's most distant from other people when he orders food at a drive-thru (drivethru lane), Gus reversed and pulled out of a lane when another guy pulled up to the lane right next to him | |
| ~17:10-18:20/18:57~19:40 The quest to find Fish Bites (Fish McBites, are they real?, McDonald's) | |
| #156 at 20:35~24:40 Gavin introduces Pancake Day/Shrove Tuesday to the podcast cast | |
| #205 at 2:46/27:34 also about shrove tuesday | |
| #479 at 2:36 | |
| #343 at 27:08 [steak-off] Burnie's sous-vide cooking (vacuum sealing food), 27:46-28:50 steak-off origins (steak off) (+Post Show at ~14:46) | |
| (#367 at 20:31~22:32/24:10 when is it) | |
| (#368 at 1:23:48 preparations, mini-argument) | |
| (#370 at 1:29~5:00) | |
| #371 (the 1st steak-off) / 36:39-36:50 the next steak-off will be with different contestants | |
| #484 at 38:14~39:00 Gavin and Barbara's reaction to the possibility of them doing the cooking | |
| #499 at 9:07 The next steak-off - Gus and Burnie won't cook/won't do the work | |
| (#545 3rd steak-off - Gavin and "Barbara"/Mariel cook the steaks, Gavin's seasoning hilarity) | |
| #362 Post Show at 7:44~10:15 What other "days" could they do, food podcasts, waffles podcast, ice cream podcast - Sundae Sunday/Sundae Monday, Taco Tuesday Monday | |
| #415 at 1:08:37-1:09:22 Gavin and the pizza sphere/pizzasphere, 1:11:45~1:13:00 Pizza sphere podcast/pizza podcast, talking about the different food podcasts | |
| #422 Post Show at 25:59 Pizza tunnel? (Burnie has to eat his way through it) | |
| #498 at 37:31 The different yearly food podcasts / Smores podcast (S'mores podcast), cheese podcast, pizza ball/pizza sphere, pizza podcast | |
| #545 at 58:48/1:01:43 (includes: 1:01:43 general food-off/cook-off where people cook their best meal, their culture's food, cultural appropriation Monday) | |
| #552 at The different food-themed podcasts, including a logistics discussion about the pizza sphere | |
| #555 at 20:31 Finally did the Pizza Sphere (kind of, Pizza Ball) | |
| #556 at 10:40/11:49/14:01/16:20 Talking about it | |
| #610 at 2:18 Talking about doing all the food podcasts they missed during Covid all at once, when they finally return to the office / ~3:25 the Pizza Sphere ordeal and how Gavin envisions the new idea of the combined foods, argument with Eric | |
| #559 after 10:49 [12:04 on YT] Dilla sphere? http://twistedfood.co.uk/deep-fried-bbq-chicken-stuffed-pizzadilla/ (pizza-dilla) | |
| #576 after ~57:00 A drunk podcast for Chris' birthday? (happened on #580) | |
| #580 Post Show (from around the middle) A podcast from the ocean? a podcast on a boat | |
| #672 at (1:09) ~4:00 Taste testing pumpkin spice flavored foods (Halloween episode), around 17:30 Gavin's sandwich of several of the foods combined | |
| 25:24-26:07 Monty does situps when he renders videos (sit ups, sit up bench) | |
| 43:25-44:30 Gavin and the fight in a restaurant, blood all over the bathroom floor and walls (restaurant fight, blood in the bathroom, blood on the.., blood everywhere, restaurant fight, pub fight/bar fight) (#157 at 1:00:31-1:01:08) | |
| #157 at 1:01:08-1:01:38 Gus encountered a pool of blood in a bar next to the staircase (next to the stairs, puddle of blood, blood puddle, blood on the stairs) | |
| #238 at 41:52-42:26 | |
| #357 at 41:44 | |
| #178 (between ~1:00:00~1:01:30) Burnie and the puddle of blood in England (blood puddle) (#238 at 41:38 Gavin briefly) | |
| #379 at 1:34:44 Gus and Geoff witnessed a bar fight (a guy with a chain) | |
| #405 at 22:40 Gavin saw a guy walk into the changing room and come out, Gavin went in and there was a guy with a bloody face (blood all over his face/broke his nose) | |
| 44:46-46:29 Burnie got his chair pulled out behind him during a speech and he fell down, Jason hid behind the podium during the speech ("More Burnie Tales" RTAA) | |
| 52:52-53:53 Overly dramatic woman at the airport got her suitcase stuck on an escalator (she got squashed against her suitcase and it fell over, the woman screamed, overdramatic) | |
| ~54:43-55:53/56:38-57:48 The dangers of escalators | |
| RTP ##157 | |
| 20:05-21:14 Freedom of speech, free speech, hate speech | |
| #188 at ~1:08:25-1:10:51 The meaning of free speech (only in relation to the government and not to private companies etc.) (from a conversation about a Reddit user that posted pictures of underage girls and incest porn), Jodi Foster was underage in Taxi Driver- should Martin Scorsese be arrested? | |
| #482 at 1:01:04 Burnie about free speech/freedom of speech (in regards to things like fake news created by algorithms and spam emails, things the founding fathers couldn't have imagined) | |
| 21:14~24:40 No real right to privacy, security cameras everywhere, they don't lead to more arrests, if you're not doing anything wrong you shouldn't be worried, nothing wrong, nothing to hide, this is Big Brother talk that leads to the idea that "he wouldn't be arrested if didn't do anything wrong" (meaning every arrest is justified and shouldn't be questioned), private prisons for profit, you could be sentenced to death unjustly | |
| #258 at ~1:21:58 Gavin's argument, nothing wrong/nothing to hide | |
| #486 at 1:06:08~1:08:00 The "nothing to hide" argument (Facebook spying, the right to privacy) | |
| #225 at 46:07 U.S. spying on Germany, Prism, Edward Snowden | |
| #248 at 4:30 Security cameras in The U.K., security camera have no impact on crime | |
| #263 at 1:12:38-1:19:37 Burnie: They can track people but not planes?, NSA, TSA, lost flight/missing flight/missing airplane, Malaysian airplane | |
| #267 at 51:34-54:55 https/ssl bug (Heartbleed), spying/surveillance | |
| (#267 in the conversation above) Burnie: they're collecting your information in case they'll ever need to use it against you | |
| #359 at ~1:20:15-1:20:30/1:20:48-1:21:15 Burnie: You never know ho stuff can be used against you, they can be collecting all the information and wait to use it against whoever rises in power. | |
| #474 at 1:17:51 Meltdown/Spectre (everything with a CPU) | |
| #318 at 7:15~11:00 John Oliver's interview with Snowden (government having pictures of your dick) | |
| #332 at 1:00:28-1:02:15 a plane that can fly over a city a take pictures every second to go back in time after a crime and see what happened | |
| #337 at 1:12:11~1:14:20 What if there was no privacy at all and everyone's information was available online (medical history, bank accounts/balance, criminal record, etc.), Felicia Day: it would mean you couldn't change because your past will haunt you (for example, crimes that you paid your debts to society for) | |
| #362 at ~52:24~54:30 Even before smart phones the government/FBI could activate the microphone in cellphones even if they were turned off, Burnie: people are outnumbered by cameras, cameras are looking at you all the time. | |
| (#373 at ~1:32:33-1:33:59 Gavin didn't like it when a fan took a photo of him in public from a bus without him knowing and tweeted it to him / Post Show at 4:28~5:45 Fan camera/crowd camera at basketball games that zooms in on one fan ands shows them to everybody, happened to Geoff, you can't control what they show, they can show you at any moment) | |
| #374 at 1:28:35-1:32:35/1:33:20-1:39:20 A guy blocked a speed camera with his car/trunk, getting speeding tickets from an automated camera (+1:35:06), (to Gavin) Burnie: "Why are you so comfortable with all those Orwellian laws?", Gavin feels safer with security cameras, Burnie tells him he should put one in his bedroom because he can get robbed there also, Burnie doesn't want surveillance cameras everywhere/Burnie has security cameras outside his house/Burnie doesn't want civil surveillance, ~1:38:14 Gus: people have a right for encryption, Gavin: "It's only gonna get worse, and it's easier to be not paranoid now than later have to go over it. I've already come to terms with it. I get where you're coming from, it's terrifying and worrying, but in my opinion of you're not doing anything wrong then what's the worst that could happen” | |
| #403 at ~1:08:47-1:09:16 Burnie: In Orwell's 1984 there was one camera/microphone in each house (Big Brother), and we surround ourselves with cameras/microphones https://www.reddit.com/r/roosterteeth/comments/5j47i8/1984_snapchat/ | |
| (#407 at 52:30 Burnie reacts to a commenter) | |
| #474 at 1:25:00 | |
| #422 Post Show at 18:56-20:23 An LG TV that spies on the customers (watching habbits, apps usage, uploading filenames from thumbdrives to their servers) | |
| #426 Post Show at 16:35~20:42 Uber keeps tracking you even after you uninstall the app, the Bose headphones app sends your information, Sony installed malware on people's computers to see what files they have, Project Tempest (government project to detect what people are watching on their TVs, catching electrons), microphones in cars that operators can listen in in case of an emergency (you have a mic listening to you when you're in your car) | |
| #464 at ~8:46 New Google Home device listening to conversations / A video claiming Facebook is listening to conversations and displaying targeted ads based on them | |
| #474 at 1:26:31 Facebook is listening | |
| #485 at 33:58 Facebook has been collecting data about phone calls and text messages https://time.com/5215274/facebook-messenger-android-call-text-message-data/ | |
| #486 at 1:04:45 | |
| #473 at 20:58 Gavin: "I feel like the only people who are going to be paranoid about that are people doing dodgy shit" | |
| #485 (in the first third/half) talking about Facebook collecting information about people, logging texts and calls | |
| 23:54-27:52 Death sentence/death penalty, capital punishment, Burnie is for euthanasia/assisted suicide, private people exacting revenge on the killers of their loved ones vs. society killing citizens/criminals, torture/cruel punishments, knowing the date of your death (your death is a date on the calendar) | |
| #248 at 5:32 also: is the death penalty/imprisonment a deterrent for criminals?, knowing the date of your death | |
| #329 Post Show after ~4:00 death penalty | |
| (#374 at 27:14 bringing back the death by firing squad) | |
| #437 (between 41:46-45:00) death penalty | |
| #544 at ~12:00~13:30 death penalty | |
| 41:31-41:56 Arryn's bad sound effects on stage (#160 at 16:49-17:29) (the racist Taco salesman impression is also mentioned in #167 at 20:02) | |
| 44:32-46:00 Livestreams on the Internet (live videos) | |
| 48:03-48:39/50:08-51:02 Split Family Faces, split photos of family members/siblings/relatives, photoshopped together | |
| 51:51-53:10 Gus shit his pants when he was in kindergarten (Gus pooped himself/pooped his pants/shat himself) | |
| #306 at 35:38-37:57 | |
| #552 at 35:11 It shaped him/haunts him/made him worry about pooping his pants in public | |
| #230 at 22:51-24:10 Gus pissed his pants/Gus peed after a test when he was 14 | |
| #284 at 44:55-46:33 When Gus lived alone, Gus was on the toilet, Gus' phone rang while../Gus' cellphone rang while.., Gus' mom called, Gus waddled to get the phone and dropped a nugget on the carpet (for keywords: Gus pooped on the floor, Gus was pooping and his phone rang, to answer his phone, piece of poop/piece of shit) | |
| #427 at 1:27:34 | |
| #620 around 11:35 | |
| #539 at 40:24 Gus pooped himself while sleeping in a hotel (food poisoning, diarrhea) | |
| #193 at 27:31-28:22 Gus and the mystery of the kid that pooped his pants in class (kid pooped/kid shit/classmate shit/kid shat) | |
| #230 at 24:10-24:57 same^ +a kid in Barbara's class that pooped in the corner of the classroom | |
| #306 at 38:42~39:15 | |
| #272 at 2:44-13:26/17:35-20:35 Gavin pooped his pants multiple times in L.A. (Gavin shit himself), Alan gave him an oyster and he got food poisoning ("My anus just leaked water, pooey water", in a restaurant with Meg, on a flight/on a plane, in his bed at home (twice), in the shower, 4 times/5 times/6 times), during a Let's Play Gavin put his hand in his pants to feel if he pooped again (and then he touched his eyes) | |
| also in Let's Play - Titanfall Part 5 at 0:39 | |
| F**ckface #2 around 20:30 | |
| #304 after 1:09:54-1:11:34 Gavin stuffed toilet paper in his underwear during the filming of Lazer Team because he got food poisoning (Gavin shoved toilet paper) | |
| #297 at ~12:45 Miles (below, RTAA) | |
| #306 at 37:57-38:42 One time in school Brandon couldn't get to the bathroom fast enough, Brandon pooped his pants and threw the underwear in the bathroom trash, the custodian gave him a dirty look when he saw him in the hallway | |
| (#397 at 1:16:20 Blaine thought he pooped his pants but actually had a dryer sheet in his underwear) | |
| (#453 at ~41:03 Blaine dreamed that he pooped his pants and woke up anxious, ghost turd / it happens to Chris on planes) | |
| (#427 at 1:30:06 RTAA, Becca almost shit herself, Becca really had to poop after Thai food so she ran into a gas station toilet, her shoe fell off on the way) | |
| #453 at 43:08 Josh pooped his pants after eating at a restaurant / Blaine's wet farts / Max pooped his pants during the Rugrats movie | |
| #565 at 20:44 (RTAA/21:59 on YT) Chris pooped himself a little when he farted (from the Olive Garden diarrhea mentioned earlier) | |
| 54:52-55:36 Drunk Jack got out of the pool and realized he can't walk so he crawled on the grass and had to puke, which lead to an awkward encounter with his friend's dog Jellybean, Jack was drunk in a pool (Jack crawled) | |
| #290 at 48:35-49:10 | |
| 1:02:19-1:04:53 The creepiest story Burnie ever heard, Fark story/Reddit story, some mountain people staged a car accident, bodies sitting up, paramedic (for keywords: someone was driving through the mountains and saw what he thought was dead bodies on the ground, people came out of the bushes when he drove away, bodies stood up) | |
| 1:10:55-1:12:57 Burnie: social media is a gigantic community lie - people cherry pick their lives and only post about the good and exciting stuff (the lie of social media) | |
| #260 at 19:17-20:44 Burnie about how Liza Minnelli trying to get in the Ellen selfie is a metaphor fo social media/feeling left out/inclusion issues, Barbara: 'Now with social media people feel left out because everyone's constantly looking on Facebook/Twitter/Instagram and seeing people having the best time possible cuz that's when they take pictures' Gus: 'so it seems like you're the only person ever having a bad time' | |
| #386 at 6:23 Blaine thought he was being left out/that people were hanging out without him (Blaine commented "looks like fun" on a photo of the girls and what he thought was Josh and Aaron in the background, Blaine felt left out, pool party, didn't invite Blaine/didn't invite him) | |
| #387 at ~6:52~9:40 more about feeling left out/FOMO | |
| 1:20:05-1:21:44 (serious conversation) Every human sees at the same speed/How humans perceive time vs. how animals perceive time (the speed of time, time for humans/time for animals) | |
| 1:27:48/1:35:00 Gavin's idea about showing how much money it costs you when you drive (the amount of fuel you burn, driving cost, the cost of driving, meter in a car, car meter, fuel meter) | |
| 1:29:51-1:30:38 Gus called an arborist and he refused to cut down a dead tree ('that tree will be here long after your house has gone') | |
| RTP ##158 | |
| 4:40-6:24 Gavin and Geoff filmed Things to Do In Skyrim - Trick Shot (cabbages) | |
| 10:04-11:08 Gavin was helping Geoff get achievements in Crackdown 1, Geoff fell asleep (Gavin helped Geoff), Gavin picked up the car/Gavin lifted up the car/Geoff's car and ran with it to the finish line | |
| F**kface #5 (Going Ape for Monkey Movies) (around 16:30) | |
| 19:50-21:08 Gavin and Gus used to play Super Mario Bros, when Gus won, Gus screamed from joy and took off his shirt with one hand and jumped on the bed (Gus jumped on the bed, race collecting stars) | |
| 24:23-24:55 Gavin would like to know when he meets new people if he ever came across them in the past/was close to them, if they ever walked by (how close you were to meeting them/where you almost met them, passed them at an airport, getting introduced to people) | |
| #468 Post Show at 14:14 | |
| 25:27-26:12 Engaged couple noticed they were in the same photo in Disney World, fiance, a couple, in the background of family photos (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1285238/Engaged-couple-discover-paths-crossed-Disney-World-toddlers.html) | |
| 26:13-27:33 Gavin's coincidence: Gavin was listening to an old podcast where they talked about Rupert Sanders (the director of a commercial for Halo 3: ODST), Gavin was on set waiting to film a slow mo scene and then Rupert entered the studio and set next to Gavin (working on Snow White and the Huntsman, movie set, film set) | |
| #343 at 36:24 Gavin's coincidence: Gavin was on a plane listening to an old podcast where they talked the big screen at a football stadium (#20) and when he looked out of the window he saw the stadium | |
| #327 at 27:38~28:45 Gavin's coincidence while listeing to songs on an escalator, he tought he skipped to a a new song but he actually paused the song he was listening to, while it was paused he heared the escalator and thought it was the beginning of Stevie Wonder's Pastime Paradise and when he skipped the paused song Pastime Paradise actually came on and he got really excited. (the escalator sounded like..) | |
| #345 at 23:54-25:36 Gavin's coincidence, Gavin found out he was exactly 10,000 days old when he checked (saw a link on Facebook, "hey do that thing, it's not interesting") | |
| #538 at 30:49/33:16 Michael was 1 billion seconds old, Gavin sprayed cheese into Michael's mouth which turned out to be expired, Michael chased Gavin and boxed him in, so Gavin jumped through Michael onto Jack's desk. | |
| F**kFace #69 at 20:26 Gavin's coincidence with the Kenan & Kel theme song by Coolio (Nancy Drew, Hardy Boys, Abbott and Costello, Airplane!, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) | |
| (43:58)44:40-45:45 Gavin slept for 26 hours (Gavin slept for more than a day, Gavin woke up the next day) (also mentioned on #180 at 30:53-31:49) | |
| 54:51-55:10 When Gavin and Barbara were talking on Skype Gavin would make Barbara read the definitions for dirty words (dirty terms/dirty definitions) (Skyping) | |
| #289 at 57:59-58:15 | |
| #338 at 1:12:46 | |
| #539 at 6:15 One of Barbara's parents came into her room early in the morning and discovered she was already up (she was up all night talking to Gavin, talked for 4 hours) | |
| 1:06:19 (mentioned on an earlier podcast) seeing the same animations over and over again in a video game, nobody wants a game that's too realistic (where you control every single movement/action) (animation sequences, opening a door animation, cut scenes animations) | |
| 1:08:56-1:09:36 Watching the characters in The Sims live their lives instead of living your own life (working out/studying) | |
| #225 at 54:27, +Gavin burning his characters alive (realized he was turning into a psycho whenever he played it) | |
| #366 at 1:16:24 | |
| 1:12:56-1:15:07 What if Earth had rings? (would it mess with the satellites?, space debris) [science] | |
| RTP ##159 | |
| 4:47-5:33 Gavin: How do we know that the Earth really looks like it does on a globe/in maps? (how do we know that the maps are correct) [science] | |
| #370 at 24:14~29:45 Maps are inaccurate, the globe, real size of countries, countries size, https://thetruesize.com/, orientation of the map/globe, why is the north pole north, why is it "up" | |
| ~14:00 Gavin forgot how old he is/Gavin forgot his age | |
| #194 at 30:43-30:54 Gavin tries to figure out how many decades he's lived on | |
| ~12:50~14:35 Gavin tries to explain the British school system/British education system/U.K. education system (Gavin explains) | |
| #359 at ~17:03~24:00 Levels/qualifications/grades/tests confusion [14:07 Reception is kidergarten] (6th form, A levels...) | |
| 23:55 Storage Wars (storage units) | |
| 26:12-27:43 Gavin and Damien Hirst (British painter/British artist signed Gavin's overalls) | |
| 28:25 Jack: "Caiti's awesome, I love Caiti" | |
| 1:09:16~1:15:00 Lowkey argument, how water pressure works, water pumps, shower pressure, Power Shower (Gavin) | |
| 1:17:12-1:17:49 The guy that Gavin works with with the cameras wanted a custom license plate that said J1HAD (base off of his name) without realizing what it looks like written down | |
| 1:24:25-1:25:46 Burnie and Jack were staying at a hotel that was under construction (going through reconstruction), hotel that had no electricity/no power/no lights/no elevators/dark staircases with employees holding flashlights/dark hotel (hotel employee with a flashlight) | |
| 1:30:35-1:31:18 Gavin doesn't read the first item on a menu (what are the chances you'll want the first thing on the menu?) | |
| 1:34:14 Gavin wants to pee from one country to another | |
| 1:38:28-1:39:50 Burnie's big head, can't find hats his size (Burnie's head) | |
| #231 at 30:46 Who's taller and who has a bigger head - Gus or Burnie | |
| #469 Post Show at 16:57 Measuring Burnie and Gus' heads | |
| #483 at 17:50~22:44/23:13-24:21 Their head sizes (Gus/Burnie/Jon/Barbara), hat sizes, their big heads, hats don't fit well, Jon measuring their heads with measuring tapes (their heads, ..'s heads) (21:49 GiantHeadHats.com https://www.bigheadcaps.com/) | |
| #544 at ~14:20-16:58/18:36~19:15 | |
| (#553 at 4:40 bigheadhats.com? https://www.lamoodbighats.com/) | |
| #594 at ~28:26 Argument, bigger head or just the circumference? (Gavin wants to test it by whose head displaces the most amount of water) | |
| RTP ##160 | |
| 5:58-6:06 A "prototype" of the Berberp Dunkensnack nickname | |
| the "reworked" one is in #186 Part 4 at 4:42 + #369 1:07:31-1:08:05 | |
| #369 at ~1:07:15/1:09:19 (Barbara's contact in Blaine's phone) Siri: "Calling Barbara Smiling Pile Of Poo" | |
| (Part 4) 4:50-5:42 Gus and Barbara's name when he's using Siri, his weird pronunciation, Gus dials Barbara so that Siri will say her name | |
| 32:10-34:09/37:57~38:25 Independence Days fall in summer (national holidays) | |
| 35:34-36:16 Burnie almost deleted Barbara's account on the site | |
| Game Time at 16:47-17:45 (Burnie and Barb Play Dungeon Dashers) | |
| #212 at 1:32:02-1:32:34 also, +about them meeting Barbara at a RvBTO when she was 15 where they signed her arm (also in #265 at 20:30) (met Barbara) | |
| 41:49 A Chinese kid with cat eyes (can see in the dark/night vision) | |
| 59:21-1:00:19 Burnie's wife doesn't want to see a ghost because she doesn't believe in ghosts and if she sees one it means she's crazy (seeing a ghost/seeing ghosts/afraid of ghosts/scared of ghosts) | |
| #324 at ~37:10-38:36 also, in the conversation about Brandon being afraid of Pennywise (because if Brandon goes crazy he's afraid he will see Pennywise, Brandon doesn't want to look at a picture of Pennywise the clown from It) | |
| RTP ##161 | |
| 30:46 Argument, Brandon, the definition of basic knowledge (Brandon & Chris Move Furniture RTAA) | |
| 14:41~22:50 Jessica Nigri (includes: Jessica Nigri was asked to change her costume / what constitutes a booth babe) | |
| #451 at 41:15 People criticizing Jessica for being popular because she has big boobs and she's pretty, but then wouldn't we have a million Jessica Nigris (the amount of work she puts into her cosplay) [+talking about the double standard for girls and guys in online entertainment) | |
| RTP ##162 | |
| 1:28-3:09/3:28~8:08 Porkfry's Taco Night (taco rules), Burnie ate 15 tacos (Burnie's bucket list, Burnie threw up the tacos, Burnie vomited/Burnie puked, eating challenge) | |
| #415 between 1:05:42-1:07:50 | |
| #539 at ~41:52~43:00 | |
| (until ~23:20 Kara's scream, RT life shocking game, light broke/exploded/explosion) | |
| 23:46-24:18/24:40~26:06 Gavin bet Burnie to jump into a car without touching the car and to end up sitting (jump into the car, RT Life Stuntman Burnie) (Gavin dares) | |
| #383 at 43:29-44:27 | |
| #469 at 1:15:52 | |
| #173 between 31:41-33:50 Burnie/bidet stream (below) | |
| #384 at 1:13:32 | |
| #174 at 1:19:47-1:21:21 Gavin bet Michael 500$ to drink a bottle of BBQ sauce ("done" "you're fucked"), Gavin walks back from his original bets, Gavin reduces the amount of money he bets, Gavin's bets/Gavin's dares | |
| #179 at 18:24-21:03+between 42:17-1:00:59 Gavin bet Michael 500$ to eat a huge gummy bear, Jack wrote a contract (42:17-47:23/49:56-50:25/51:06-52:40/55:00-56:13/58:39-1:00:59) | |
| #181 at 18:26-19:10 Gavin dared Burnie to jump into a fountain and sit in it for a minute while crying (Michael would do it) | |
| #186 above (hot pepper candy) | |
| #198 at 59:42-1:00:26 They dare Gavin to drink his own piss for 1,000$ (drink piss, drink urine, his own urine) (#200 at 20:01-20:28) | |
| #203 at 3:38-4:20 Kerry asks Gavin how much will it cost for him to lick Gus' shingles / 24:50-29:49 Gavin/Jack tennis match for licking the shingles | |
| #224 at (22:00)22:32 Gavin/marshmallows in mouth | |
| #247 at ~40:25~43:00 Gavin bets Jack 100$ that Jack's gaming console will die before one of Gavin's (all of Gavin's gaming consoles are stacked on top of each other/next to each other, somewhat blocking the vents) | |
| #308 at ~43:30 about Gavin's bets/their bets with Gavin | |
| #314 at 48:34 Gavin gave Gus phrases to slip in while talking to fans at conventions and telling them the prices of the merch ("sloppy vagina", Gavin challenged Gus to say/Gavin made Gus say../Gavin told Gus to say../Gus said.., Gavin and Gus did an experiment to see if Gus could slip in specific words/phrases) | |
| #584 at 56:46 (the 'not listening' experimnent, nobody reacted, being blasted with information) | |
| #336 at 15:23~16:45 Gavin bet his guardian/PA (Gavin's guardian) a 100$ to pour maple syrup in his pockets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0budj3RI_E (RT Life - Gavin's Syrup Bet) | |
| (#350 at 9:42-10:22 Gavin wanted Michael to name his future kid Taylor, Gavin offered Michael 5,000$ to name his dog Taylor, Here Comes Taylor Jones) | |
| #359 at 6:19~9:39 Gavin dares Blaine to shove a piece of cake into his mouth for 50$ | |
| #373 (mentioned under #132 above), Burnie/sandwich dare | |
| #380 at 20:01 Gavin bet Barbara to spill a bottle cap with water on her crotch for 5 dollars (Gavin dared Barbara, water cap/cap full of/cap filled) | |
| #380 at 20:27 Gavin bet his coworker at Waitrose to eat/drink all of the condiments (ketchup/mustard/mayo/vinegar/etc.) for 40$ and then relized that he made 38$ that day so it wasn't worth it | |
| #380 at 21:08 Gavin bet Burnie on shuffleboard and lost 200$ (after he won small sums before that) | |
| #382 at 1:35:04 | |
| #383 at 14:49 | |
| #386 at 2:16 Gavin dared a fan to kick down a Jenga tower as a joke and she actually did it | |
| #405 at 34:43~35:50/38:27 (Gavin says that Chris is all in for doing dumb stuff) Talking about the old pickle juice jar that Blaine was going to drink from (Blaine found, mystery liquid, mysterious liquid) (pickle jar/pickles jar) (Gavin dared Blaine to drink from the old jar the found in the building in of the Fallout Immersion) | |
| #407 at ~1:24:10~1:26:00/1:27:13-1:27:55 | |
| #480 at 1:25:50 | |
| #550 at 1:06:39 | |
| #489 at 4:12 Gavin bets Burnie to eat 2 sandwiches throughout the podcast (bets 40$, Gavin dares Burnie to eat) (doesn't happen) | |
| #522 at 57:28 talking about their old bets | |
| #537 at 1:07:54 Gavin and Chad made their petty cab driver race the other petty cabs for 100$ (Gavin tuned out before Chad dared the driver) | |
| #566 at 6:27 Gus pays Gavin for a bet they made years ago (SNES release year, 200$ bet, Gus owes Gavin/Gus owed Gavin) | |
| #592 Post Show (context after 13:36) 20:20 How much would an anal tug-of-war go for? | |
| ~28:40-29:45 Wearing a headset with a delay/hearing yourself in a delay | |
| #221 at 26:35-31:02 Speech Zapper: an app that delays your speech in your head, they all try it (talking with a delay, speech jammer) | |
| #251 at 1:34:01-1:34:50 Chat audio lag (chat delay/audio delay/mic delay), Speech Zapper RT Life | |
| RTX London 2017 at 1:08:16 Burne and a fan sound drunk/find it hard to talk because of the audio delay from the speakers (they're far from the stage) | |
| 34:16-35:39 Burnie's dad's brother got tonsillitis so the doctor took out all of the kids' tonsils out (ether) | |
| #185 at 1:09:31-1:10:05 | |
| #193 at 7:34-9:36 | |
| 42:49~44:55 [RTAA] Burnie got a moth stuck in his ear while mowing the lawn (caterpillars, ear irrigation) | |
| #488 at 1:22:47-1:24:12 | |
| 1:08:55-1:10:14 Anesthesia, no memory=no pain, Gavin: "Is pain a memory?" [science] | |
| 1:29:21-1:31:04 (funny conversation) Burnie tries to understand what the game Fez is (they try to explain.., 2d/3d platformed where you can spin the world and change the perspective, (Burnie laughing) "I don't want to play this game I just want people to explain it to me") | |
| RTP ##163 | |
| 0:37-2:23 Bandaids flesh color | |
| 3:10-4:12 Geoff an Jack put a glass of water on Gavin's chair but nothing happened to it when Gavin sat down and he didn't notice (water glass) | |
| 4:19-4:57 Someone pranks Kara, flipping her mouse upside down and changing the orientation of her screen (Kara's computer, Gus sits down at her station) | |
| 5:13-5:42 Burnie spilled water on Gavin's lap before an important meeting (water bottle, bottle of water on Gavin's crotch) | |
| 5:42-6:38 Gavin was in charge of navigating and he made Burnie drive in circles for 15 minutes and he didn't notice (navigation) | |
| 8:33-11:30/39:39-40:47 Gavin almost decapitated Jordan when they met for the first time / Frisbee competition between Gavin and Jack ("disk golf disk", disc golf disc) | |
| 12:26-13:01 Gavin: People have a problem with waste/wasting, Gavin destroying/breaking stuff/consoles for Slow Mo Guys videos (breaking xboxes) | |
| #192 at 17:08-17:48 Wasting stuff is fun, Gavin and Gus love to waste stuff (in hotel rooms for example, leaving the water running or the airconditioning) | |
| #221 at 43:15-44:45 Burnie's socks wish (to have a different pair of socks every day), wasting stuff is fun/a treat (hotels again) | |
| #222 at 1:18:26~1:21:06 also about Gavin destroying stuff for Slow Mo guys (would it be a dick move to destroy an xbox one on lunch day, destroying a macbook pro) (1:19:10 Michael threw an xbox out of the window, but it was broken) | |
| #243 at ~1:04:50~1:05:25 also about wasting stuff (it's satisfying, wasting a brand new toothpaste) | |
| 16:00-19:27 Jack got into a party that Gus and Burnie weren't invited to, BioWare party, Star Wars: The Old Republic launch party (Jack was invited/Jack got invited, last minute invite) | |
| 20:26-20:01 Gavin: 'Stuff from servers is slower than from regular Internet' | |
| 21:02-22:26 Gavin witnessed Gus- Gus flipped the power supply switch on and off but forgot to press the power button on the front of the computer (Gus forgot to, Gus' computer, power switch) | |
| 37:37-38:03 Gus' one rule at conventions: no shoes (Gus doesn't sign shoes, Gus hates shoes/Gus vs. shoes, shoes are gross) | |
| #184 at 1:00:51-1:02:05 Gavin understands why after he peed barefoot (in a urnial) | |
| #279 at 1:14:43~1:16:15 2 fans had Gus sign their shoes with surgical gloves | |
| #457 at 1:22:39 A fan took off his shoe and asked Gus to sign it and Gus didn't want to and Bruce sniffed it not realizing it was the shoe he was wearing | |
| #340 at ~1:32:57~1:37:00 Miles sat on a stool and put his glass of water right underneath his shoes, and more about shoes being gross, urinals splash [+best angle to minimize splash?] | |
| #506 at 54:49/58:16 Shoes hygiene | |
| 38:49-39:28/1:10:06-1:10:40 (also mentioned on the/a previous podcast) Monty punched a lemon | |
| 1:10:48-1:11:18 Monty caught a box that fell above his head when he and his girlfriend were walking | |
| #211 at 1:46:52-1:47:20 also about the lemon | |
| 58:41~1:00:30 Gus against staying at a house during a convention instead of a hotel room (rented house/renting a house/rented a house/sharing a house/shared a house), people at the company will trash the place and he'll have to clean it up | |
| #208 at 48:54 ^also, +rented a Vegas house (a house in Vegas) | |
| 1:03:29-1:05:37/1:06:32~1:09:23 How did sleeping survive evolution? The need to sleep is a big disadvantage, the hassle of falling asleep, and more about sleep | |
| 1:11:19-1:11:38 At a restaurant Gus put his right hand on the table and the fork flew over and he caught it in his left hand. | |
| 1:11:44-1:12:23 Gavin threw a disk straight into the mailbox while walking on the street with Dan (into a mailbox) | |
| #198 at 31:39 | |
| #208 at 1:17:56-1:19:15 Gavin flung a stone into a high hole in a cliff with a chair leg (Gavin threw a rock) | |
| #394 at 8:56~11:00 | |
| #251 at 1:13:58-1:14:53 Gavin caught a hat that flew from the wind off of a young girl's head that walked with her mother and the mother was impressed (the most impressive thing you can do to impress a girl, hat blew off) | |
| #394 at 6:17-6:58 2 friends of Gavin tried to push him into the pool but then Gavin grabbed them both by their shirts and flung them into the pool (Gavin's friends tried to push Gavin, Gavin grabbed their shirts) | |
| 1:14:09-1:14:37 Burnie's friend, acronym, FTW/For The Win/Fuck The World | |
| 1:17:46-1:18:28 Gus and Gavin play game in the car of guessing who the driver of a car is only by looking at the back of the car (guess the driver/guess who's the driver, what the driver looks like, car game, bad drivers, old person/woman/Asian) | |
| 1:29:12-1:30:39 The gang vs. the precedence of a phone call over real life (for example, at lines for customer service/hotel front desk, customers calling on the phone should be secondary to people waiting in line, hotel check in, when the phone rings.., 'just call them later', voicemails are pointless, taking a phone call, taking a call, answering a phone call, phone calls) | |
| RTP ##164 | |
| 6:38-7:13 Gavin only shaved half of his face (half of his beard/half a beard) (#168 at 33:23-34:14, Gavin forgot that he shaved only half) | |
| 10:08 The one region in Australia where it's legal to hold a koala, koalas have chlamydia | |
| 13:45-15:56 Chuck Berry's piss party (peed on an underage girl) | |
| 38:58~40:00 Gus was really tired while driving so he told his friend to grab the steering wheel if he doses off but then the friend also fell asleep, foot on the gas, Gus fell asleep/Gus was tired/Gus slept/Gus dosed off/Gus took a nap | |
| #280 at 51:07-53:15 | |
| #325 at 8:27 | |
| 41:32 Joel met the kid from The Walking Dead and the twins from Harry Potter in Australia | |
| 43:13~44:34 Joel met a famous comedian but he doesn't know who he is, Gavin: "What's his name" (Burnie cracks up/Burnie laughs) | |
| 51:52-52:34 Gavin suggests going to India and getting a head massage (Baba Sen/Baba San), falling asleep to the video of him | |
| #304 at 28:46-30:25 Burnie asks Gavin when they are going to see Baba | |
| #337 at 35:51~37:40 | |
| #368 at 20:06/~29:24 [includes: Gavin- when you think about someone eating a lemon, empathic/mirroring neurons, Gavin: "there's a lot of unwritten crap that I don't think we fully understand"] | |
| #377 at 14:31~14:45 They went to India and filmed the doc / 15:19 in Pushkar there's no meat and no alcohol / 20:13 they saw many people shitting in public while they were riding the train / 46:35 ice cream seller vs. ice cream cellar confusion in India (ice cream seller, Burnie thought it would be an underground cellar filled with Ice-ream) / 48:07 A street vendor prepared a meal with many spices (took a long time to eat, Sweet Paan, leaf/leaves, there's also different version that's like an Indian chewing tobacco) / ~52:37 Indian traffic / 55:15 They loved India / 55:50 Trying to find Baba / 56:35/58:29 Burnie bought a bag with a strap that snapped off right away / 1:09:49 What would Gus do in India about washing his hands at the bathroom? / 1:11:12 Bathrooms are holes in the ground? People peeing in the streets, Burnie dropped his backpack into a piss stream? | |
| #408 at 7:50 (ice cream seller/cellar) | |
| #377 at 16:47~17:55 Ashley and Matt Hames got sick/food poisoning | |
| #420 Post Show at 12:01-13:23 | |
| #489 (around 1:17:00-1:22:00) The crew got food poisoning | |
| #465 at 34:11 Drinking water with TRIORAL Oral Rehydration Salts was great (saline, electrolytes, Gus: how does drinking salt water not dehydrate you?) | |
| #207 at 1:00:18-1:03:43 Miles/Gavin experiencing ASMR | |
| #284 at 57:39 | |
| #337 at 35:20 Gavin watched videos of chiropractic procedures before bed | |
| #339 at 1:10:38 relaxing videos of a woman putting gems on people's bodies [talking about cupping-suction cups/reiki/etc.] | |
| #352 at (19:40) 20:51-21:53 | |
| #601 at 27:24 ASMR doesn't work on Gavin anymore, Gavin doesn't experience ASMR anymore (chasing the tingles) | |
| (#364 at ~1:11:05 Gavin mentions ASMR in the discussion about Primitive Technology) | |
| #388 Post Show at ~7:06 Miles: a guy made an ASMR parody video with a Shrek toy, Barbara experienced ASMR from a video of cutting sand | |
| #487 at 1:53/12:55 Burnie- ASMR from videos of harvesting cork (removing the bark off the tree) | |
| #601 around 26:00 Different ASMR sounds/channels | |
| 1:22:21-1:22:43 (briefly mentioned) Burnie and Gavin's theory about being in a coma/lying next to each other at a hospital/are dead because of all of their coincidences (also search: Gavin's coincidence) (for keywords: simulation) | |
| #85 at 19:12-19:45 (Somewhat relevant:) Burnie thinks about the possibility that he might be in a coma after one of his accidents and that his brain filled in all of the information of his life afterwards | |
| #167 at 52:38-58:35 Explaining the theory. Coincidences: "Airbrushing by David" sign (#184 at 41:03), Angelyne (Anjeline/Angeline) in L.A., pink car, pink corvette, "and there she is right there". ~55:42 Burnie kept getting in the wrong rental car, similar cars, valet/vallet, wrong car, wrong color, white Chevy Malibu, white Toyota Corola, white car, silver car (also #318 at 36:45~38:40). | |
| ---Some of the other coincidences that are mentioned:--- | |
| 1. #167 at (46:16)46:57 Jack has a really close guess about what Burnie tries to remember (successful campaign about drunk driving) | |
| 2. #163 at 34:04 Monty enters right after they mention him | |
| 3. #163 at 6:49-8:00 Gavin and Burnie's coincidence in Washington, they bumped into the only person that Gavin knows in Washington (Lori/Laurie Webb(?) Jason's ex-girlfriend, she talked shit about Burnie in the past so Burnie acted apathetic when seeing her). #167 at 1:06:28-1:07:03 Gavin gets a text message from her and they all freak out. (Gavi nran into/they ran into) | |
| #288 at 5:10 Burnie and Gavin saw Angelyne again | |
| #169 at 5:35-8:30 Burnie and Gavin were in New York and after seeing a girl that looked like she was a ballet dancer Burnie said how there are no dancers in Austin, they mention Jen Brown's friend Kelli Bland and she walks through the door and her friend is a choreographer/dancer that just moved to Austin from New York | |
| #181 at 16:39 Lindsay comes in right after they mention her | |
| #187 at 1:26:48 They talked about how there weren't any plane crashes lately right before they heard about the plane that landed on the Hudson river | |
| (#694 at 1:09:43 Barbara sent Burnie an ASMR channel shortly after Gavin sent Burnie pictures from their trip to India) | |
| RTP ##165 | |
| ~2:38-5:00 Rules of war, war rules, war laws, laws of war, Geneva Convention, rules of engagement, parachuters/paratroopers | |
| 9:16-9:27 Burnie looks different in every picture, no 2 pictures of Burnie look the same/2 photos of Burnie/two photos/two images, Burnie doesn't look the same in his photos | |
| 13:48~16:08 Guys who know what the age of consent is in every place | |
| #263 at 33:03 | |
| #538 between 2:35~7:20 (+a map of the age of consent accross America) | |
| 21:03-22:01 Burnie and Joel switched offices, sound closets/recording booths/sound booths (changed offices/moved offices/moving offices) | |
| #224 at 31:39~33:10 ^ people recording at Burnie's office | |
| #269 at 1:33:07 Matt about Gus leaving their office to another office/changing offices/moving to another office, it's like a pet dying (like a pet has died) | |
| #334 at 58:40/59:18~1:00:20 Gavin was left alone in the old Achievement Hunter office when they moved to a new one (old AH office, moved offices, moved to a new office) | |
| #404 at 2:42 Switching offices now that the animation department has moved (everybody is eyeing an office for themselves, [brief] Burnie doesn't have an office) | |
| #415 Post Show at 0:50/7:21 Burnie is taking marketing department's office (Burnie took their office/Burnie is taking their office, argument with Barbara) https://twitter.com/i/moments/831956470384230406 (backup https://archive.is/y0IWu) | |
| 22:34-23:04 People leaving water cups/cups of water in Joel's office | |
| 32:16-33:33 Burnie brought a breathalyzer to a convention and suggested that they all drink and the person with the highest blood alcohol concentration wins (they tried to get above 0.8 no realizing that it doesn't measure above it) | |
| 33:40-35:06 Needing to blow into a breathalyzer to start a car (immobilizer), a friend helping you to start the car?, "Bag of breath", backseat full of balloons, "I'm in clown college" (funny conversation) | |
| 41:43 Burnie: "Fucking two 18 year-olds is not the same as fucking one 36 year-old" [quote] | |
| 43:54~46:10/47:06-48:41 Gavin: "What is stopping us from tethering the moon?"/"Does the moon go forwards and backwards?" (chaining the moon, tying the moon with a rope) / A guy that moved ships with his hands/pushed 2 ships towards each other [science] (funny conversation) | |
| 1:17:35-1:18:43 Box of porn (not Burnie Tales RTAA), discussion of forest porn, porn collection | |
| #167 at 59:36-1:01:34 forest porn | |
| #332 at 20:30-22:25 | |
| #230 at 1:27:14-1:29:46 Chris and the dumpster porn | |
| 1:23:21-1:24:18/1:24:50-1:25:35 Burning as a way to dispose of a flag that's touched the ground (flag rules, the flag) | |
| #539 between ~59:30~1:01:30 Flag rules (all people know is don't let it touch the ground) | |
| RTP ##166 | |
| 2:15-2:37 The gang vs. "Can I ask you a question?"/"Let me ask you a question"/"I need to ask you a question" - "Just ask the question!" (ask a question/asking a question) | |
| #351 at 16:01~17:35 Gus vs. "Hey are you there?" - "If you have something to say just say it!" | |
| 5:00 Japanese robotic butt (robotic ass, robot ass, robot butt) | |
| 10:21~11:25 Gavin- the Earth is expanding, that's what made the continents drift apart [science] | |
| 15:00-15:25 Gus wanted to see water evaporating saw he filled a bowl but couldn't see it (was fascinated with evaporation, water bowl, Gus stared at a bowl of water all day) | |
| #355 Post Show at 18:44 | |
| 43:10-44:19 Porn images/porn photos/porn pictures on early Internet/old Internet/slow Internet/original Internet, the risk of choosing and loading an image that you don't know if it's good or not (Gus read the text description to choose which image to load, old porn images) | |
| #173 at 1:28:24-1:28:55 also about old porn images, ASCII porn | |
| #359 Post Show at ~5:15/8:22/10:26 scrambled porn on the TV, ASCII porn, 6:52 Burnie shows an ASCII image (naked woman) | |
| #223 at 1:07:34-1:08:20 also old porn images, 1:09:41-1:10:35 Gus' discovery of porn on the Internet (from a Newsweek article, Playboy website) | |
| #284 at 1:01:03-1:02:27 also about Gus' discovery | |
| (#314 at ~1:14:00 same) | |
| #23 at 25:46-27:45 When Geoff was in the army, Geoff showed the Internet to another soldier for the first time and the first thing he searched for was Sloppy Pussy (first thing he typed) / the first things they searched for on the Internet | |
| #204 at 48:50-49:36 Chris broke his foot while getting porn (porn magazines, a box of Playboys, a box of porn) | |
| #281 (between 26:04~27:50) Burnie mentions masturbating to the Sears catalog (lingerie section) | |
| #284 at 1:02:27-1:03:40 One of Gavin's friends sold copies of a porn CD (sold porn discs) that he made with videos he downloaded | |
| #284 at 1:03:04-1:08:10 Miles about discovering porn with his friends, using AskJeeves, they could hear the friend's dad walking up the stairs and panicked (many popups), Miles pressed himself against the wall so that the door would cover him/Miles stood against.., they lied and said they found a website that gives away Pokemon codes for free | |
| 44:34 First Minecraft Let's Play | |
| #169 between ~40:00~53:00 More Minecraft talk | |
| #170 at 31:45 Joel's thumbdrive failed and his and Jack's savefile is gone (USB drive) / 37:35-40:47 Let's Play (Plan G) | |
| #171 at ~30:00~40:00, more about them playing Minecraft (non-LP) | |
| #194 at 39:12-41:08 Gavin coming up with the Tower Of Pimps, Gavin was a drunk prick during the recording of the episode, Gavin was getting annoyed of himself when he was editing the episode, Gavin was riding the railway and was about to get the achievement and Michael got mad and jumped on Gavin and the controller fell and the batteries flew off so he couldn't stop him. | |
| #217 at ~49:00 Jack vs. Gavin in the recording of that episode | |
| #214 at 50:55 Editing Minecraft LPs | |
| #221 at 1:25:59 more about Minecraft LPs/editing | |
| #255 at ~1:20:20 It seems like Gavin and Michael talk non-stop (due to editing the silence out), Jack is quiet/concentrating on doing the challenge so Michael and Gavin do the talking, editing out the pauses/dead moments | |
| #259 at ~1:05 Community Minecraft (community server) | |
| #269 at 58:24-59:43 Kerry in the Mad King Ryan video | |
| 1:05:05~1:10:00 How dumb are humans now compared to future ones?, the timeframe of dinosaurs compared to humans, how will the end of the world come about? (apocalypse/Armageddon), it will be crazy powerful people that will cause human extinction, dinosaurs extinction, finding dinosaurs bones for the first time [science] | |
| #182 at 41:46-43:52 Explaining the dinosaurs extinction, the size of the meteor that hit the Earth [science] | |
| #204 at 1:46:31 End of the world causes and effects | |
| #223 at 48:33 If aliens were about to destroy the world would you want to experience it, or would you want to die from old age before it happened? [hypothetical] | |
| #282 at 1:03:08-1:04:47 Halley's Comet, Nostradamus, predicting the end of the world | |
| #287 at ~54:00 | |
| 1:15:11-1:20:52 Gavin vs. buying things in America, annoying prices, VAT/added taxes to products at stores, you don't know how much you pay until the checkout/not knowing how much you pay, tipping/tips / gas prices with more decimal numbers | |
| #482 at 1:20:42 (also Gavin) | |
| #340 at ~5:00 Tipping in hair saloons/tipping at the barber, no tipping in other countries because they're paid enough (and more about tipping different professions, until ~16:35) | |
| #565 Post Show at 12:56 Places increasing the bill by 5% instead of paying a living wage | |
| #568 Post Show at 0:25~7:00 A study about tipping drivers (rideshares) / tipping for takeway? (and more), tipping culture | |
| 1:20:56-1:21:41 Monty talks slowly like he's laying in a bed, Gavin suggests listening to the podcast in 2x speed (double speed), they speak in slow motion to match Monty (funny conversation) | |
| 1:22:38 Gavin and the internal decapitation story (gokarts/go karts/gokarting accident) | |
| #210 at 1:36:51 | |
| 1:27:08-1:28:05 (cont. #167 at 1:16-11:28/13:26-15:01/18:17-21:10) Miles and Kerry were on a date with 2 girls, Miles and Kerry brought their dates to a waterpark/water park because the girls wanted to go there (Schlitterbahn) and Kerry and Miles left them there in line (while they were waiting in line for an hour, ditched the girls, left their dates) (amusement park) (mentioning towards the end that it's Arryn, has a fear of animatronics/mannequins/statues/lifelike stuff/etc.) | |
| RTP ##167 | |
| 25:20-25:50/1:34:42-1:35:05 A guy kissed Will Smith | |
| 40:57~43:30 Argument, Gavin vs. Pickles, a pickle is not a thing, gerkens, fries have been fried | |
| #487 at 57:26 | |
| 43:33-44:16 Drinks/food tastes bad when you don't expect it (when you expect something else), Gavin was drinking orange juice and then realized he picked up a glass of milk | |
| 1:04:07-1:04:30 Burnie explains how he got his "Burnie" nickname in school (too many Michaels, kids named Michael, Burnie nickname, nickname Burnie, Burnie's name, Burnie's nickname) | |
| #363 at 43:21-43:38 | |
| #229 at 1:01:44-1:03:03 Burnie's first name is misspelled on purpose, since autocorrect became a thing his name gets corrected to the real spelling and he doesn't care | |
| 1:02:32-1:06:26 Burnie's 23andme results, genetics, Burnie is part Jewish? | |
| RTP ##168 | |
| 1:35 Tequila podcast, Tequila sponsor, Tequila company sent them free booze, drunk podcast, sent them a bottle of Tequila, ~3:00 playing a drinking game | |
| 1:07-1:32 Gavin told Gus about the melody of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"/Alphabet ABC song (same melody/sounds like), Gus told him "You're not blowing my mind" (You're not blowing me away/blowing Gus' mind) | |
| #430 Post Show at 15:39 The melody of "America (My Country, 'Tis of Thee)" is the same as U.K.'s national anthem "God Save The Queen", the melody of U.S.'s national anthem is taken from another song/s https://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/07/the-melody-for-the-star-spangled-banner-was-taken-from-a-drinking-song/ | |
| 26:06 Gavin: "You get 2 go's at teeth" (teeth are the only organ in the body that you can get a second chance with) | |
| 31:08-32:47 Gus' balls ultrasound, Gus' testicles checkup, balls checkup | |
| 32:47-35:50 The gang talk about shaving (face), shaving in the shower, Gavin doesn't shave in the shower- he shaves outside, his shaving machine shoots the hair out | |
| 41:15-43:30 Wall Street Journal didn't mention Gus in an article about RT even though he spent a lot of time with him (not mentioning Gus, Gus isn't mentioned, Gus drove him, WSJ, RT articles/RT interviews, excluded Gus) / Matt getting omitted from another article and Geoff getting marginalized (keywords: omitting names, not mentioning names of specific people, incorrect facts about them- like that one of them smokes, wrong facts, articles about RT) | |
| #182 at 1:55-2:50 (the article not mentioning Gus) | |
| #429 at 57:05~1:01:16 Burnie rants about news outlets getting facts/names wrong when they do interviews (wrong names/wrongs titles/wrong information) | |
| 51:26 Gavin wonders how the U.S. accents changed so much from the U.K. ones | |
| 54:00-55:24 Gavin and the word Bit, Gavin uses it for everything ( bits bit ) | |
| 57:10-58:15 They saw Donald Trump in a movie premiere (Men In Black 3), Gavin: "Donald Trump is just a liar" (lying) [Trump:] | |
| #373 at 3:17 recounting it^ | |
| #334 at 48:23 Maybe first mention of Donald Trump in regards to politics/elections | |
| #337 at 43:22~45:20 (starts in a conversation about Bush) | |
| #347 at 1:17:29 (small loan of a million dollars, leading candidate of the rep. party) | |
| #365 at 1:15:10 Burnie about a tweet from a Muslim woman- 'people on the right don't understand how the Muslim world is dominated by a small minority and demagogues, so now they might' / Gavin: If I comment "shut up" on all of his tweets can he sue me? / 1:16:19 Gawker tweeted at him quotes from fascists so that he would maybe retweet one of them and he did but that just gives him more press / there's nothing he could do that will cost him his popularity | |
| #375 at 1:28:11~1:30:30 | |
| #378 at 15:41 posed as his own publicist, picture of him younger | |
| #382 at 1:07:05~1:11:00 (Burnie: "Regardless of what you're politics are, he's a fucking idiot", people that are always talking about him don't realize that they're helping him) | |
| (#393 Post Show at 24:32 Hillary's health, their age) | |
| (#394 Post Show at 0:19 Blaine and the Hillary's body double conspiracy theory) | |
| #395 at 38:37-39:51/41:40-47:48/48:37-51:21 (includes: the debates, a rich person getting hold of the strongest military in the world, Trump's influence, could Trump even destroy his own campaign at this point, libertarians) | |
| #396 at ~1:06:35 (going on Facebook, "anyone but Trump" endorsement) | |
| #397 at ~5:22~7:40/1:26:20-1:26:32/1:27:13~1:33:07 The "grab them by the pussy" tape, Michael: we all say/do stupid shit but we shouldn't want that type of person as the president / Post Show at 8:06 Michael continues, Burnie about the Muslim ban | |
| #400 Post Show at 14:31 Trump's star in the Walk Of Fame got destroyed | |
| #412 at 12:49/~18:10 Melania Trump / Inauguration | |
| (#415 at 1:21:45 Trump's handshake, Justin Trudeau) | |
| #415 at 1:22:42~1:25:30/~1:28:00-1:30:04 (includes: immigration, every day he's on the news because of something else) | |
| #416 at 1:03:14 Last Week Tonight/John Oliver, Trump makes up facts and then the news reports on it and he refers to it as proof | |
| (#418 Post Show at 3:15 Trump vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger, low ratings of The Apprentice) (4:46 impeachment, people always bring up impeachment about every president) | |
| #438 at 23:52 Sean Spicer response to the "Covfefe" tweet https://abcnews.go.com/US/trumps-covfefe-heard-round-world/story?id=47739450 | |
| #442 at 1:33:01 Retweeting what Trump tweets (when you disagree) is serving him, giving all our attention to what he says and does so we can't focus on anything else worth doing | |
| #528 at 1:39:00 About focusing on what Trump is serving at the White House, spending all of your time and energy reacting to what Trump does/says | |
| #445 at 1:00:11/1:08:02 Trump's transgender ban from military | |
| #450 Post Show at ~20:39 The nazis that support Trump, the alt-right/the extreme right that won Trump the election | |
| #452 at 46:26 | |
| #454 after ~32:30 Trump antagonizes North Korea | |
| #474 at 51:45 The book about Trump changes nothing (Fire and Fury), Trump is a Social Media savant (everybody retweets him whether they like him or not, he put ", like," in one of his tweets as if he was talking) | |
| #485 at 1:02:34 (includes: his tweets, about Joe Biden, NRA) | |
| #522 at 1:04:23 Trump/Hillary and the emails, nothing would happen to Trump if it got proven that there was meddling in the elections or even if Trump was born in Senegal, impeachment or waiting for the elections | |
| #553 Post Show at 6:26 Trump said The U.S. shut down airports during the revolutionary war (Dan Quayle misspelled potato and it cost him his political career), Trump keeps the outrage going and people don't have time to get a handle on the situation before the next outrage, Trump is talking about Obama a lot, Trump told 4 congresswomen thet should go back to their home country https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/15/us/politics/trump-go-back-tweet-racism.html | |
| #558 at 1:24:24 Trump / Boris Johnson | |
| #562 Post Show at 10:56 Trump is lying a lot | |
| #573 Post Show at ~5:00 Trump saved Christmas and Thanksgiving (Trump claims he brought Christmas back after the "Happy Holidays" people) | |
| #578 Post Show (around 7:00) Trump is against LED lightbulbs because they make him look orange | |
| #588 at ~25:39 Trump's horrible handling of the Coronavirus situation | |
| #589 Post Show (around 7:00 until around 20:00) Him calling it the Chinese Virus / not doing a great job | |
| (also check the "Politics:" list) | |
| 58:51-1:00:07 Birthdays are not a big deal, Gavin vs. birthdays | |
| #212 at 12:37 Gavin/Gus vs. birthdays | |
| #313 at 4:14 | |
| #510 at 25:54 | |
| 1:00:12 The birthdays paradox/Birthdays probability problem, the chance of 2 people in a group sharing the same birthday [science] | |
| 1:02:11-1:06:25 Argument, Gavin and the probability of getting a "special" sequence of lottery numbers (1,2,3,4...) or the same sequence 2 weeks in a row (Burnie mentions coin flips/coin tosses, coins, heads or tails) | |
| #178 at 5:45-6:08 Gavin: we shouldn't bother looking for life on Mars, Gus gets mad about Gavin's probability thinking | |
| #436 at 9:25 (Sally) Gambling/luck/chance/streaks/probabilities (also mentioning coin flips, car accidents hotspots) | |
| #472 Post Show 9:31 Burnie says he has a solution for the coin flip problem (they just rehash both sides of the argument) | |
| 1:13:27 A guy at a booth next to them told Gus that he beats people up and robs people but they deserve it because they probably did something bad (he's "karma's agent", they deserved it, they had it coming, he only encounters people if they did something bad) | |
| 1:19:49 Gavin and the Pussy Posse (hot girls at school/popular girls) | |
| RTP ##169 | |
| 16:36-17:18 Joe The Cat is back at the office | |
| #171 at 53:29-55:05 Joe The Cat gets packages, someone sent Joe The Cat toys and a tree, Joe The Cat pees on Brandon's stuff | |
| 25:24-27:47 Gavin went to the bathroom during the filming of Sherlock Holmes, Gavin slipped in mud so he went to clean himself off and have a "twosie", another guy walked in and slipped and it shook the trailer and the toilet water splashed on Gavin (trailer bathroom, bathroom in a trailer, rocking trailer, toilets in a trailer, shaky trailer/shaking trailer, honey wagon) | |
| (Between 1:08:40~1:26:00) People ask about RvB's plot - "Did you have all that in mind when you started?"/"Did you plan all of this?" (was it planned, if they knew the plot, what the plot was going to be), more RvB talk about the plot and other things | |
| 1:30:38-1:31:35 A girl that dates girls told Burnie: "You'll never know what it's like to be a girl and kiss another girl" (Gavin: like a kitten walking on a bed of kittens) | |
| RTP ##170 | |
| 1:51-5:42 Argument, Gavin and the continents, is Australia a continent or a country? Australasia [science] (#173 at 3:40-4:32, Gavin's coincidence/Burnie's coincidence, they ran into 2 globes/maps and the tactonic plates/continents) | |
| #185 at 44:53-47:23/47:59-49:03 Burnie doesn't think Europe is a continent / tectonic plates, subduction [science] (~46:50 Jack Googles a map of the world, tiny/low resolution, funny reaction) | |
| #364 at (~29:41) 30:06~32:00/32:14-33:15/35:30~36:00 Are North American and South America different continents, tectonic plates vs. landmass (Eurasia/Australasia/Australia) | |
| #486 at 1:27:12~1:29:40 Mentioned in the conversation about the different oceans being one ocean | |
| 27:35-29:35 Gavin and the elephants that go crazy and liquid comes out of their face/ears, Musth, chemicals in the brain, chemical change in the brain (Gavin is right, though they don't particularly doubt him) | |
| #422 at ~48:39 Elephants in musth | |
| (between ~50:00~56:00) DDR, Monty, sweaty people | |
| 1:04:01~1:05:30 Wreck-It-Ralph and RT's Breakroom (wreck it ralph, break room) | |
| 1:23:04-1:24:29 (funny conversation) Young Gavin "played" Nintendo Super Scope and didn't realize that he was still in the start screen (start menu/press start), Gavin played, Gavin brought his friends to watch him play, watched the demo without actually doing anything (there were no batteries in the scope) | |
| 1:28:22~1:29:00 Someone throws Burnie a package that he received and it makes a loud noise (Marshall comes in..) (something for sleeping, 1:29:36 Burnie blows it up) | |
| RTP ##171 | |
| (between ~3:00~7:00) Joel wants people to fear that their face will be eaten (eating faces, a man ate another man's face, bath salts) | |
| 11:00~12:50 Gus gets frustrated with Ben, Gus and Ben went to a Vietnamese restaurant and Ben thought it was supposed to be authentic to Vietnam (like a territory inside the U.S.) (do they have Coke in Vietnam?, wrong fish in a bowl) | |
| 40:51-44:13 Klout score/Clout score, service to determine what you're worth, ranking, getting free stuff and benefits the higher your score is | |
| #223 at 4:27 Jack was told that "the Internet doesn't count" for getting an extra media badge at E3, the number of site members/Youtube subscribers doesn't matter | |
| #224 at 46:02 | |
| #359 at 1:44:52 | |
| 49:58~51:10 Chris went to Chipotle and got a double burrito/double taco by asking for more from each ingredient, double the toppings, double the ingredients, double of everything (can I get more?) | |
| #296 at ~55:23~57:00 | |
| 55:47-56:12 Sponsor Chat, Gus linked to Dubstep Hipster Cat in the chat and warned people to lower their volume on the speakers/headphones (Gus embeded) | |
| 59:45 Someone was at the door and Gavin let him in and didn't ask who he was or what he was there for, he let him sit for 15 minutes before Jack came in and took care of him, the new animator, Gavin opened the door | |
| RTP ##172 | |
| 4:38-5:28 Logistics meetings before RTX, meetings about RTX, RTX meetings, decisions about a table, where to put the table, meeting about a table | |
| #200 at ~1:08:00 | |
| #222 at 1:47:23 more RTX decisions meetings (walls/signs) | |
| 1:14:32 Comiket (Japanese convention), lines order (ordered lines) | |
| 1:22:09-1:22:18 Barbara does her Jakie Mittens voice (Jackie Mittens) (Barbara's vimeo: https://vimeo.com/user866273) | |
| RTP ##173 | |
| 1:12-1:40 Gavin and Burnie are back from a trip around the world, (warning: Burnie yells "Back") Gavin: "We went to all kinds of planets" (Gavin flub) [quote] | |
| #173 at 20:17-22:50 A guy that Gavin worked with lived in the jungle for months and killed pigs, killing pigs with a knife (wildlife cameraman) | |
| 27:38-27:47 Cosmopolitan tips for pleasing men, sex tips (10 steps/10 tips to drive your man wild) | |
| 31:41-33:50 Gavin used a bidet in Japan, the aim is amazing, sprayed outside the toilet, Gavin bet Burnie 10,000 yen to stand in front of the stream but he wouldn't do it | |
| #206 at 1:24:43~1:27:00 also^, +Gus used a bidet | |
| 33:56-34:43 Burnie bet Gavin 200$ to ask a girl's phone number, at the luggage rack (Burnie challenged Gavin, Gavin has a fear of rejection, afraid of being rejected, Gavin is afraid to talk to girls) | |
| #192 at 45:47-46:29/~49:14~49:50 Gavin's fear of rejection (Gavin is afraid of being judged, Gavin judges other people) / 1:28:00-1:28:13 Gavin only asks out girls when he's drunk / 1:29:25-1:31:46 (it's also about Gavin) Burnie doesn't have a fear of rejection (Burnie asked out a...) | |
| #205 at 1:21:03-1:22:09 Burnie's advice to Gavin | |
| #208 at 33:34 | |
| #215 at 1:06:01~1:10:30 more about Gavin needing to be drunk to ask a girl out and to go out on a date and his fear of rejection ("what if they say no") | |
| 49:26-50:35 Burnie and Gavin were looking for a pen and found thermometers, thermometer/pen in an airport (RT Life - Return of the Cricket, "Burnie and Gav fail to find a pen", pens) | |
| #233 at 24:13-25:26 | |
| #281 at 52:46-53:40 | |
| 1:03:07 Gavin got a package from a fan (from a user on the site), a bomb from Left 4 Dead (beeping pipebomb/pipe bomb, sent Gavin) | |
| 1:19:59-1:21:05 Gus and Matt's hands placement during an interview, don't know what to do with your hands, where to put your hands, Burnie's hands during photoshoots, (to Burnie) Gavin: "You were standing like a damn teapot" | |
| ~1:28:56-1:29:35 Gavin's way of demonstrating/referencing a dick with his fingers (2 fingers, "it's all about girth, isn't it?") (#184 at 4:16~5:00 + #346 at 1:37:02-1:37:41) | |
| 1:35:03-1:35:48 Gavin questioning the validity of a penny presser (does the machine actually press the pennies or does it spit out a different penny) (also #393 at 34:37-35:04) | |
| 1:36:25-1:36:42 Gavin: "That's all sound is anyway, isn't it, vibration" (sound is vibration) | |
| 1:36:42-1:37:21 Your ears are feeling sound and your tongue is feeling the food (feeling with your tongue) (#184 at 59:31) | |
| 1:37:22-1:39:15 A woman ate a live octopus/squid and it inseminated her cheek (semen/sperm) / (to Gavin) Burnie: "Would you rather get your cheek impregnated by an octopus or drink out of a spit cup?" [hypothetical] | |
| [Gavin being self-centered/narcissist/can't be bothered:] | |
| (#173) 43:39-45:53/46:48-47:19 Gavin doesn't care about the details for his traveling/own traveling/doesn't book his own flights (Gavin doesn't know when his flight is, what's the name of the hotel, there he's staying, hotel name/which hotel/which city, booking his own flights), Gavin doesn't pay for anything, Gavin only cares about money if it is his own | |
| #195 at 1:32:48-1:36:57 Gavin doesn't book or arrange his traveling, other people have to do it for him, Gus: "that's not your issue, your issue is you're a self-centered asshole" "surely someone will be taking care of Gavin Free", Gavin doesn't stress about stuff which makes everyone around him stress to get things done for him | |
| #210 at 42:40-44:11 also about him being self-centered and not arranging his own traveling | |
| #210 at 55:11-55:59/56:41-57:55 Gavin doesn't like organizing stuff like meet-ups with friends or flights (booked 3 incorrect flights) | |
| #368 at 1:29:38 also about organising traveling with Gavin (argument) | |
| #417 at 59:50/1:03:40 Burnie/Gavin argument (flight/hotel/car, trip to L.A., Gavin got on the flight but Burnie didn't make it, they arrived 5 minutes before takeoff, Gavin was in front of Burnie in the line and was passed the metal detector but then people in wheelchairs came by and Burnie got delayed, they were late to their flight/they arrived late at the airport) | |
| #188 at 45:52-46:01 Burnie calls Gavin a narcissist for focusing on saying his own name when he introduces himself | |
| #188 at 1:31:23-1:31:42 Gus refers back to Gavin being a narcissist because Gavin doesn't read his feed and doesn't even look at all of his replies on Twitter | |
| #359 at 1:43:16~1:44:00 also^ Gavin doesn't look at his newsfeed/timeline (at his followers, Gavin doesn't read..) he only reads mentions, Burnie: "So basically you follow yourself" | |
| #365 at 1:23:13 Gavin asks Burnie how he keeps track of everybody on social media and Burnie says "I care, that's it, that's my whole secret" (they say Gavin doesn't care about other people and their problems) | |
| (#190 at 1:28:21-1:29:52 Gavin isn't convinced that life existed before he was born) | |
| #204 after 1:40:23 (below, about him not reading the news and not caring about what's happening in the world if it doesn't affect him) | |
| #207 at 1:04:10 Gavin likes the wind because he thinks it makes him look good (Gus calls him a narcissist) | |
| #194 at 1:05:20-1:06:34 Burnie about Gavin's life philosophy, Gavin can't be bothered to do anything, Gavin couldn't be bothered, Gavin can't be bothered filling out applications (doing paperwork, too many questions) | |
| #195 at 1:43:51-1:45:21 also about filling applications/paperwork and putting in effort, didn't receive payments for works because he needed to find a scanner and he didn't want to ("effort is difficult for me") | |
| #209 at 1:36:52 Burnie had to pressure Gavin for 2 years about filling out the papers for the visa application | |
| #194 at 1:07:58-1:08:15 Gavin won't see some films just because of their name (too long/too complicated names) | |
| #194 at 1:15:05-1:15:30 Gavin didn't need to fill any paperwork for his ball surgery, they comment that if he did he probably wouldn't have had the surgery | |
| #195 at ~7:41-8:39 Gavin forgot to go to do his makeup before the podcast and had to be reminded, Burnie: when you don't care/don't give a shit you end up filtering out of your life the people who do care and you're left surrounding yourself with people who equally don't give a shit. | |
| #201 at 50:09-51:25 Gavin said no to being asked to be the bestman at his friend's wedding because it's too much responsibility | |
| #271 at 1:10:14~1:15:00 Gavin doesn't like being a bestman/groomsman | |
| #208 at 1:21:11 Argument, Gavin asks a question but doesn't care about the answer, they say that Gavin asks questions just to tell his own stories, Gavin cuts off Burnie's answer | |
| #215 at 59:24~1:02:45 Argument, what does Gavin's "can't be bothered" mean? ("I can't be bothered with the podcast" means "I'm not doing the podcast" not "I'm too tired to do the podcast but I'll do it anyway") | |
| #233 at 1:58-2:41 Gavin can't be bothered explaining things that he starts talking about, Burnie: You're a hipster onto yourself/You're cooler than yourself | |
| #239 at ~53:55 Gavin doesn't care about dead accounts/parked domains, there are bigger things to worry about, Jack: It's a dick move to not use something that others can use (1:10:38 gavinfree.com) | |
| #242 at 1:24:33 Gavin only pays attention to what he is doing at the background during AHWU, Gavin doesn't listen to what they talk about on the episode | |
| #310 at ~9:37 Burnie asked Gavin if he could message the others about a raid in Destiny and Gavin didn't reply until Burnie said he messaged them himself (Burnie reads the text conversation) | |
| #362 at (1:23:44) 1:24:15 Gavin needs to put bananas on the pancake he's holding (for Ashley) but he asks Burnie even though he's closer to them, Gavin whimpers when Burnie tells him to do it himself | |
| (also search: "Gavin didn't tell Burnie") | |
| #418 at (23:39) 23:54-25:08 Argument, Burnie vs. Gavin that missed the preorder of the Nintendo Switch so he got it later through Amazon Prime Now (1 hour delivery), didn't stand in line like the other people | |
| #420 at 9:10/~13:22 Gavin refused to install Whatsapp when he and Burnie went to the Special Olympics (for a social media group communication, Burnie had to relay all the information to Gavin) | |
| #428 at 35:51/38:10/40:43 Meeting new people and being interested by them? (meeting strangers/taking to strangers), 2 girls chatted with Burnie and Gavin, "what's the point ... what am I going to say, I made a new friend who's a girl, that's not gonna help anyone", Gavin doesn't want to give girls the wrong idea/to lead them on (doesn't want to appear interested romantically, flirting) | |
| #430 at 21:03 Gavin had a Gus moment when he sat next to a woman at an airport who had the same battery charger as him so he didn't want to take his out because she might think for second that he took her charger | |
| #469 at 36:37 below | |
| #505 at 1:17:01 Gavin received the wrong lens from Amazon (can't be bothered with returning it to Amazon) (#506 at 1:20:52-1:22:31) | |
| (#205 at ~1:00:37 Gavin is the luckiest person they know, most fortunate, Gavin is lucky) | |
| RTP ##174 (video version) | |
| (2:28 Gavin isn't at RTX because he's at a wedding in the U.K., Gavin missed RTX, Gavin didn't go to RTX) | |
| #375 at 1:42:42/1:44:24 | |
| 18:05 Higgs boson / 22:14 Burnie's dad worked on the supercollider in Dallas / 23:04 Gus: "Is physics like the NASCAR of the sciences - the electrons just keep going left?" [quote] [science] | |
| 58:27-59:19 A female fan came up to Joel during a convention and showed him her photo book/picture book/drawing book, drawing of Joel and a tiger, Joel with a tiger, a tiger and a guy having sex (Joel with tigers/Joel and tigers, fanfic/slashfic) | |
| 1:19:19 Burnie: Michael is Geoff's liver that's escaped | |
| 1:27:40 A fan comes up on stage and shows what he can do with his arm veins (hand veins) (1:32:35 Burnie tries to do the same thing and succeeds) | |
| [Gagging moments:] | |
| (Notes: I started documenting after #170 so I probably missed a lot | Hard gags are noted as such, but not all of them) | |
| #169 at 21:42 Gavin gags from Burnie's story about drinking from a spitcup ("Burnie and the Cup" RTAA), another gag at 22:41 | |
| #173 at (1:37:22) 1:38:31 Gavin gags about drinking from a spitcup, (to Gavin) Burnie: "Would you rather get your cheek impregnated by an octopus or drink out of a spit cup?", 1:39:05 Burnie gags (Gavin's face is liquid/Gavin get teary-eyed) | |
| #174 at 29:17 A fan with a beard similar to Jack's beard, Burnie gags at the thought of them kissing each other and their beards touching | |
| #180 at ~54:00 Gavin gags at the thought of 2 Girls 1 Cup | |
| #239 at ~34:00 | |
| #184 at 1:09:27-1:10:55 Gavin gags from the sound of harvesting mammoth cheese in Skyrim, Gavin threw up from it/Gavin puked/Gavin vomited | |
| #192 at 1:12:28~1:18:55 Mentioning wet bread, Gavin gags about the mammoth cheese / a kid threw up next to Gavin on a plane and Gavin had to go to the bathroom to compose himself / Gavin gags/Burnie gags when Barbara tells a story from her elementary school when a sewage pipe burst in the cafeteria and kids started throwing up / Gavin gags/Burnie gags over septic tanks | |
| #185 at 1:07:20-1:09:03 (general) Gavin's gag reflex from brushing his tongue, Gavin has a strong tongue, Gavin broke a tongue depressor at the doctor, the doctor held Gavin's tongue for 5 minutes (1:07:55 Gavin: "I'll give that a miss today") | |
| #257 at 1:10:02 also about his tongue | |
| #193 at 13:08-13:48 Gavin edited videos of open heart surgery and got queasy | |
| #193 at 23:00 Starts after Michael's bad milk story (expired milk) and the mention of the spit cup from Burnie's story - Gavin gags briefly and then hard (hard gag), Burnie gags near the end of that segment, Gavin is queasy after that / 29:58 starts with Gavin's own story about his friend's vomit smeared on the car window | |
| #194 at 1:18:49-1:20:01 Gavin gags about Gus' ear wax on the earpiece (ear piece, Gus crust, Gus' earwax, ear crust, Gus' earpiece) (also mentioned on #195 at 0:43) | |
| #201 at 5:04-10:15 Gavin gags/Burnie gags (hard gag) over Gus' earwax buildup, Gus was at the doctor that struggled with the nurse to get the wax out | |
| #476 at 1:24:03 (mentioned below) (Gavin gags briefly at ~1:24:45) | |
| #293 at 1:08:28/1:10:48 Brandon gags from the sight of his own earwax in a bag, Brandon's earwax on Gus' earpiece (they bring it in a ziplock bag) | |
| #252 at (13:45) 15:46-16:20 Gavin gags (hard gag) from a photo of what Gus coughed out [not shown] (Gus sneezed out) | |
| #549 at 4:29/6:05 Gavin gags (hard gag) (8:35 photo) | |
| #549 at (3:58) 5:04 Gavin gags from Blaine's earwax (9:21 photo) | |
| #195 at 2:17-3:07 Gavin gags briefly about the sweat that pooled at the bottom of the latex socks/leg-covers of the actors on the Hobbit set (+wet bread) | |
| #198 at 55:04 Gavin gags about the manure race at Boy Scouts (cow shit) + 58:38-59:40/1:00:27-1:00:44 (general) Gavin explains that "it's all about texture" when it comes to his gagging (why he doesn't gag when watching Bear Grylls/bear grills, drinking his own urine), Gavin is queasy about blending shit/diarrhea | |
| #201 at 0:38-1:35/2:56-4:44 (followed by another one above) Gavin gags/Burnie gags briefly/gags slightly (Burnie can't take it and walks out while laughing), Burnie showed Gavin a gross photo after showing him pictures of hot girls, Reddit post- a guy stored his shit inside condoms for snacks (shit condoms, poop condoms) / 4:45-5:00/10:51-11:23 the AH crew made Gavin throw up by putting a picture of wet bread in a Let's Play / 12:19-12:47 Gavin gags, wet bread in Burnie's mouth in an RT short | |
| #207 at 1:54:35-1:56:30 Monty brings up the poop condoms and a guy eating poop and Gavin loses it (Gavin gags) | |
| #322 Post Show at ~1:00~5:30 mentioning^ +Gavin gags about a movie about a drug mule that's caught and has to shit out the condoms with the drugs but the cop falls asleep so the guy swallows his shit and condoms (Miles gets queasy). They see a photo/they look at a photo/they show Gavin a photo of the shit condoms from the above story and Gavin gags, Gavin does a double-take and gags (hard gag). (the same photo that Burnie showed Gavin on the above podcast?) / ~8:30 Barbara brings it back and Gavin and Miles walk off the set (Gavin walks off the set, Miles tries to show Gavin the photo again), 9:10 Miles wrestles Gavin to try and show him | |
| #338 at 16:47 Brandon brings it up | |
| #203 at 27:12-27:50 Gavin gags about the idea of licking Gus' shingles | |
| #204 at 59:54-1:00:35 Gavin gags about Gus' nasty shits (Gavin's hypothetical to take care of Gus when he's older and wiping his ass/changing his diapers) | |
| #205 at 1:32:28 Gavin gags about the idea of a cup in a porn (his gags/burps "break" the podcast for a few moments) | |
| #207 at 1:08:27 Gavin gags about "poop back and forth" "poop goes back and forth" (from "Me and You and Everyone We Know", pooping back and forth) ("breaks" the podcast for a few moments) | |
| #211 at 25:22-27:10 (general) Gavin gags almost every morning, Gavin almost throws up everytime he experiences a change in temperature (Gavin gags when it's cold, Gavin's gag reflex, for keywords: gaggies, changes in temperatures, when he leaves the house, leaving the house, morning gags) | |
| #257 at 1:08:35-1:09:01/1:09:19 Gavin+Lindsay | |
| Let's Play - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Mario Kart Mapril (#2) at ~22:05~23:00 Andy has the gaggies every morning for an hour | |
| #214 at 1:07:41 Gavin gags from the picture of gorilla poop that was sent to the office | |
| #216 at ~1:30:39 Gavin gags, is human spit worse than animal shit? | |
| #217 at 20:04 Gavin gags briefly about a dead bird in the parking lot | |
| #221 at 1:39:50-1:42:23 Gavin gags about cum box, a guy jerked off into a shoe box that he kept, he tried to burn it but the smell was so bad (also mentioning- a woman kept all the used condoms of her partners) | |
| #222 at 1:36:17-1:43:30 Gavin gags about Michael punching his shit in the toilet | |
| #223 at 1:24:16 Gavin is queasy from Jack talking about a vomiting woman on his flight (passenger vomited) | |
| #231 at ~8:00 Gavin gags about eating cheese curds with milk (Little Miss Muffet) / 8:50 Burnie and Gavin almost threw up from a horrible smell at a party (bad smell, thick air, Gavin had to kneel on one knee) | |
| #235 at 16:52 Burnie gags after opening and smelling an alcohol bottle | |
| #236 at 1:10:19~1:11:05 Gavin gags about shit in the pool/shitting into the pool | |
| #245 at 1:15:16~1:16:20 Gavin gags about eating a sea urchin, it's like eating snot | |
| #252 at 11:33 Gavin gags about people throwing up (on planes/Michael and lava cakes) | |
| #253 at 1:04:33 Gavin gags thinking about his gross friends from childhood / 1:30:11 Gavin gags from Burnie describing pulling a rawhide bone out of his dog (gag after 1:31:40, hard gag) | |
| #255 at 1:00:56 Gavin recoils/Gavin shudders/Gavin gags from the thought of a papercut between the fingers (in the webbing) (Gavin retreats into his hoodie/Gavin hides/Gavin covers) | |
| #283 at 45:23-46:04 Gavin gags over a picture of dirty tap water, Gavin climbs over behind the couch/Gavin falls behind the couch (Burnie gags slightly) (disgusting tap water, faucet, water in a sink, dirty water/polluted water/dirty sink, hard gag) | |
| #312 at 1:32:49 Burnie sprays puke perfume and Gavin jumps over the couch and gags (Gavin gags) | |
| #322 Post Show at 8:30 (mentioned above, Gavin walks off) | |
| #335 at ~39:45~40:30 Gavin walks off the set when Ashley brings up that she saw something gross about vaginas (/r/WTF, std with maggots), 41:13 Gavin scowls (angry face) | |
| #359 at ~8:23~9:40 Gavin gags from the consequence of daring Blaine to shove a piece of cake into his mouth, Gavin runs away/Gavin walks off the set | |
| #359 at ~24:50~28:15 Gavin gets squeamish/Gavin hides his face/Gavin covers when Burnie talks about accidentally cutting his finger with a knife (Gavin is in the fetal position), Gavin gags at ~27:50~28:15, "everyone piss off" (they try to show Gavin the photos on Burnie's phone) | |
| #344 Post Show at ~22:55-23:48 Gavin walks off the set twice/Gavin gags off-screen when Burnie talks about his college friend that used to shit in the shower and stomp the poop/push the poop through the grate | |
| #432 at ~1:13:45-1:16:17 Chris talks about someone who pooped in the shower and shoved it down the drain through the grate, Gavin gags at ~1:15:38 / 1:16:18 Barbara talks about someone who pooped in their hands in the shower and threw it into the toilet (pooped in their own hands/pooped in his own hands/pooped in her own hand), Gavin gags at ~1:16:37 [followed by not wanting to feel your own poop/not wanting to touch your own poop] | |
| #368 at 30:34/32:39 Sounding incident (31:10 Gavin covers his ears and says "bup ... buh-duh-duh-duh", Gavin walks off the set) | |
| #384 Post Show at 43:47 Gavin gags, Gus peeled the skin from the bottom of his foot in one piece, ~44:17 Gavin gags from an image of the guy peeling his foot skin off, "get it off!", ~44:28 Gavin hides in his shirt/Gavin pulls his shirt over his head, Gavin gags again | |
| #406 Post Show at 12:08 Gavin gags from a photo of a toilet that someone drew a face on (Gavin stands up and walks around the stage gagging, Gus took the photo, +13:45) | |
| #476 at 1:24:03 Gavin retreats/Gavin covers his face with his hoodie when Gus shows Jessica Nigri the photo of his earwax | |
| #530 at 3:55 Burnie's medical procedure on his junk (Burnie's balls, cotton swab/q-tip into Burnie's penis, sounding, Gavin retreats into his hoodie) | |
| (#579 at 33:57 Barbara shudders from Geoff throwing up and clogging the sink) | |
| #596 at 22:22 Barbara gags slightly about eating scabs, ~22:34/48:29 Gavin gags and walks off twice | |
| #257 at 1:14:52-1:15:49 Gavin gags from the idea of shoving dog poop back into the dog or into the dog's owner (dog shit) | |
| #267 at 39:01-41:03 Gavin gags/Burnie gags - Gus' old urine cup in his desk at school, doing a urine test in his school for a class, does pee go bad? / (41:03) 42:24-44:30 Gavin gags/Burnie gags, a zombie movie where they used real pig guts/pig intestines, someone left them to rot for a week in a turned-off fridge, rotting/rotted, refrigerator (Day of the Dead) (also mentioned on #553 after ~1:02:00) | |
| #552 at 33:25 Gavin gags/Burnie gags, Gavin and Burnie gagged over an old out-of-order refrigerator (unplugged refrigerator/disconnected refrigerator with a grease stain, old refrigerator) | |
| #269 at 38:06-43:00 Gavin gags/Miles gags (hard gag) about Kerry's wisdom teeth surgery, damaged his sinuses/Kerry's sinuses, boogies/boogers/snot | |
| #274 at 17:10-17:37/18:13-19:15 Gavin is queasy, a service dog pooped on the plane and the flight had to be diverted (dog shit) | |
| #278 at 25:14 Gavin gags about Gus' blocked toilet pipe (gag around 27:00) | |
| #284 at 44:55-46:33 Gavin gags from the story of Gus accidentally dropping a poop nugget on the carpet when he lived alone | |
| #289 at 1:05:52-1:07:22 Gavin is queasy about eating on the toilet (gag after 1:07:09) / 1:14:30-1:16:10 Gavin gags about Brandon's bellybutton (the lint, Blaine raspberried Brandon's belly, zurbur, Blaine blew in/blew on) | |
| #297 at 1:26:04 Miles gags from Millie's poop getting in Geoff's mouth | |
| #299 at ~1:05:16 Miles gags briefly (1:05:50) about juggling clubs being used for "severe butt stuff" (and sniffing/scratching them) | |
| #306 at 35:38 Gavin gags from Gus shitting his pants in kindergarten (gagging starts after 36:46) | |
| #307 at 1:30 Gavin gagged while taking a selfie (https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/555822166529155072, backup https://i.imgur.com/ScOttpI.png) next to the gum wall (wall with chewing gums) | |
| #307 at 1:24:26-1:25:03 Gavin is queasy about an automated toilet brush that smeared poop all over the toilet (self-cleaning toilet) | |
| #367 Post Show at 9:25 Gavin gags about the poop streak under the toilet seat in the office toilet | |
| #429 at (39:11) 40:06~41:28 Gavin gags after glancing at the photo on Gus' phone of a shit in a public toilet (Gus took a photo/Gus' photo/Gus' picture) | |
| (#432 at 1:06:49-1:07:30 Chris saw that photo during an ad read) | |
| #432 at 1:07:30 Gavin gags at the story of Chris' friend spraying poop all over the toilet | |
| #467 at ~3:50/7:41 Gavin gags (4:38/7:48) after he brings up the anal slime in the bathroom (at soundcheck, yellowish film on the toilet) (on #574 he mentions that it ended up being the seat’s paint that raised up) | |
| #574 Post Show at ~1:58 Gavin gags from their trip to the toilet (looks closely at the piss on the urinal, boogers on the wall) (hard gag) | |
| #592 at 16:47 Gavin gags from reminiscing about the residue at the bottom of the toilet brush cup at his childhood home, then he gags after Barbara asks if he would drink that for a million dollars | |
| #310 at 58:14 Gavin gags to a photo of a baby kangaroo | |
| #312 at 37:11-37:40/38:18-39:10 Gavin gags/Burnie gags from Gus' sweaty pillow | |
| #318 at 1:00:36 Gavin gags briefly about cows chewing cud (chewing your cud meaning, cows chew food a second time, it returns from one stomach and goes to another after they chew it again) | |
| #327 at 1:24:08-1:25:55 Gavin gags about people spitting their chewing gum into a urinal and other people pissing on it, Burnie asks Gavin how much money it will take for him to eat that chewing gum [hypothetical], Burnie gags when Gavin adds the fact that people also gob at the urinals (people spit) | |
| #331 at ~31:20 Brandon is queasy about fish | |
| #335 at 42:00 Gavin gags/is queasy (43:34), the mystery of the maggots in the wheelbarrow in Gavin's garage (in the U.K., filled with maggots), Gavin's dad poured boiling water on them and they turned into paste | |
| #336 at 9:07 Gavin gags about Burnie's cat from college that would eat used condoms | |
| #461 at 50:03 Gavin gags from it again | |
| #338 at 15:28/16:21 Gavin gags/Brandon is queasy about a restaurant that serves curry in a toilet bowl shaped mug (looks like a toilet bowl, Japanese restaurant, looks like poop/looks like shit/looks like diarrhea, ~16:40 Gavin: Everything is gross because of context (general)) | |
| #338 at 1:16:03 Gavin gags from Brandon reading the definition of feltching | |
| #340 at ~48:19 Barbara gags slightly when Aaron describes Chris' ass hair | |
| #345 at 42:29-43:20 (RTAA) Gavin is queasy reminiscing about getting a sweaty dreadlock in his mouth (a sweaty dreadlock got into Gavin's mouth, "the grossest thing that ever went in my mouth from the public", dreadlocks) | |
| #345 at 43:22-44:05 (RTAA) Gavin gags, Michael's oldest brother was eating Taco Bell on the top bunk of a bunk-bed and some of it dropped from his mouth into Michael's friend's mouth who was on the bottom bunk (bunkbed/bunk bed, mouth open/open mouth/looked up/a piece of taco fell into his mouth) | |
| #350 at 45:55~47:10 Gavin gags from the bad smell on the set, then Burnie gags, then Gavin gags again | |
| #357 at 47:10~48:00 Gavin gags from Blaine talking about homeless people that took a shit together at Blaine's co-op | |
| #359 at ~1:01:00 Gavin gags slightly from Blaine saying he spat in a bottle after he brushed his teeth on a plane and it looked like cum | |
| #359 Post Show at 24:46-26:25 Burnie gags (hard gag)/Gavin gags about a scenario that Alan Ritchson came up with right before Million Dollars But about eating a shomit sandwich (shit and vomit sandwich) for 1,500$/500$ | |
| #361 at 56:43 Gavin talks about seeing a passenger vomiting on landing and then Gavin gags from Gus talking about a passenger that vomited on the bulkhead (passenger puked on the wall/passenger vomited) | |
| #385 at (1:08:58) 1:10:41~1:14:38 Burnie talks about a cleaning crew lady on a plane who put her hand in a used puke bag (air sickness bag, vomit bag), Gavin gags after 1:12:07 and it continues (hard gag)/1:12:46/1:13:05/1:13:43, ~1:12:30/~1:14:20 Jeremy gags, ~1:12:38/~1:14:20 Burnie gags, (bad gag session all around) | |
| #363 at 16:44~17:10 Gavin gets queasy about people that use cloths/towels as toilet paper and wash them in the washing machine (+18:54) | |
| #366 at 32:16-35:07 Gavin gagged when bird poop got into his eyes and throat (back of his throat), Gavin and Dan were filming in Gavin's backyard and all of a sudden many tiny birds started pooping from the tree (bird shit, this happened before but Gavin thought it was fruit) | |
| #367 24:45-26:27 (several hard gags) Gavin gags from the story about the guy eating the used edamame pods (gag at ~25:55) (RTAA, keywords-empty peapods), Gavin gags from the fact that there's a chewed gum in the bin (mentioned at 28:04), 26:27~28:30 Gavin gags/Burnie gags about the [hypothetical] of Burnie drinking a spitcup to help a business deal (spit cup) | |
| #370 at 49:22 Brandon gets queasy about Gavin's burp bag (+54:00), 54:09 Burnie gags after smelling it | |
| #375 at ~1:10:29 (no context) Miles gags briefly from the thought of Gus' ashes giving a woman "genital Gus" disease | |
| #379 at 18:10~26:42 Gavin or Gaggle (gross sex stories), 19:53/20:58/21:27/22:22/23:03/23:45/25:05/25:24/26:26 Gavin gags (~22:30 Gavin burps, ~23:10 Gavin almost walks off the set), 20:20/21:22/23:56/24:35/25:58 Burnie gags | |
| #383 at (25:10) 30:43 Gavin or Gaggle 2 (includes hard gags), Burnie gags at 30:50/31:25/33:50/36:30/38:40/45:15, Gavin gags at 31:05/33:45/36:45/37:25/39:30/40:00 (Gavin vomits)/(continues), (~37:20 Blaine's shake, ~45:10/45:30 Barbara smells it/Gus smells it / a fan drinks it and Gavin gags at ~1:19:45) | |
| #552 at 41:16 Gavin or Gaggle 2.5, 42:41 Jolly Ranchers story (gonorrhea), 43:10/43:40 Burnie gags, 43:40/44:07/44:20 Gavin gags, 43:40 Gus walks off/Gavin stands up and goes behind the RTX banner (Gavin lifts the banner), 44:47 Burnie walks off/Gavin walks off | |
| #380 at 57:29 Barbara gags/chokes when Gavin jokes about sniffing her dirty laundry in a shoot | |
| #381 at 20:23 Gavin gags/Brandon is queasy from Sally telling them about Fatbergs from flushing wet wipes/baby wipes and animal fat (fat bergs, wetwipes) | |
| #429 at 34:13-34:37 Gavin gags from that again | |
| #448 Post Show at ~12:18/14:05 Gavin gags from the definition of gutter oil (used oil/drained oil/sewage, Gus references the "shitberg"), they show a picture | |
| #389 Post Show at 14:26-14:50 Gavin gags, Greg fingered his poop when it came out? | |
| #399 at ~28:18 Gavin gags from Gus drooling | |
| #400 at ~1:26:52~1:27:34 Gavin gags from the story about Arryn puking in an Uber | |
| #401 at 1:19~2:00 Gavin gags, Gus parked his car and saw a big animal poop next to the parking space (animal shit next to his car) / 36:21~37:50 (Gavin gags) Gavin makes himself gag by bringing up the possibility of an airplane toilet sloshing during turbulence and flinging out a piss covered turd/poop (what would he do in that situation?) | |
| #403 at ~1:27:36~1:27:55 Gavin gags from Barbara saying that hypothetically she could take a bag to the bathroom and shit in it (conversation about dumping on a tray on the plane, referencing the conversation from 23:40~29:50) | |
| #415 at 41:12 Gavin gags/Burnie gags over a filthy hot-tub (dirty hot-tub, dirty water, stains) | |
| #416 at 1:15:10~1:19:26 (Gavin gags slightly, others gag slightly:not on camera, around the start of the segment) Gavin threw all the used cat litter from the litterbox into a special bin that he put outside but the lid was off and the bin filled with rain and overflowed, Gavin and Dan tried to deal with it (they almost ran out of oxygen because of the ammonia, Gavin almost passed out) (cat poop/cat urine) | |
| #428 at 27:57 Gavin gets queasy about 1 Priest 1 Nun (Gavin plugs his ears but it doesn't work) | |
| #448 at 36:48 Gavin gags from Josh and his brother/s tricking their little brother into drinking pee from a Mountain Dew bottle in car rides (peeing in a bottle/pee in a bottle, bottle full of pee/full of piss) (gag at ~57:50, hard gags) | |
| #451 at 22:16 Barbara gags slightly from Burnie drinking egg (RTAA) | |
| #470 at 39:52 Gavin is queasy/Gavin gags slightly about Blaine's "sloppy coffee shit" in an Airbnb during an MDB shoot (Blaine's poop story/Blaine's shit story, not enough toilet paper, had to take stuff from the trash to wipe with, Blaine didn't notice the fresh toilet paper roll behind the toilet) | |
| #472 at 25:41 Burnie gags from a cloudy/murky alcohol in a bottle | |
| #472 at 50:46 Brandon gags from drinking Whiskey (context at 24:00) | |
| #479 Post Show at 2:39 Gavin gags from the whipped cream that fell on the couch | |
| #518 at ~4:34 Gavin gags from the video of him and Michael vomiting in Extra Life | |
| #545 Post Show at ~2:00 [Showing a really gross video of guys opening a can of Surströmming/Surstromming and puking] (rotten fish) (Gavin gags, and probably the others, I haven't watched that segment closely) | |
| #555 at 25:43 Barbara gags slightly/Burnie gags (at the start of the segment) from Gavin getting covered in puke/phlegm/slime during the Shark Week Immersion (Ryan Hall puked and it got carried by the wind), the video is at 35:27, ~35:50 Barbara gags slightly | |
| #555 at (33:21) 34:11 Gavin gags/Burnie gags from Barbara's story about people throwing up on the boat (being sea sick, someone threw up into a clear bag) | |
| #559 at ~1:30:45 Gavin gags from a turd floating on Apollo 10 | |
| #575 at ~16:40 Gavin gags from seeing a photo of old hardened soup around an old pot at a restaurant in Thailand | |
| #576 at ~1:02:12 Chris gags/Gavin gags about Rocco’s dirty Santa suit and him licking it, then Eric gags when Gavin suggests Eric drinks a cup of water from a bucket where the suit would sit overnight (1:04:14) [hypothetical] | |
| #589 at 1:22:17 Gavin gags from Gus’ story about someone who handed him a sweaty 20$ bill that was in their sock | |
| #595 at ~5:14 Barbara gags slightly from the story of the centipede’s legs blowing into Gavin’s beard (story starts at 4:08) | |
| #596 at 22:22 Barbara gags slightly about eating scabs, ~22:34 Gavin gags | |
| #640 at (1:05:22) 1:05:44 Gavin gags about the thought of retainers with spit dripping from them | |
| RTP ##175 | |
| 4:55-5:18 'If you ask a question during a panel you're part of the show and we'll make fun of you' (like they do to people on the podcast, fans asking questions, fans coming up to the mic, asking a question, they're part of the podcast) | |
| #336 at 1:21:59 | |
| #365 at 1:28:55 / Post Show at 3:49 | |
| #227 at 36:11 People saying that the questions/the fans on the mics were cringe-worthy/cringey/awkward, Burnie doesn't like it when the audience rips on the audience | |
| #336 at 1:21:59/1:23:56 | |
| 15:54/16:52 Kara opens beer bottles with her teeth (https://i.imgur.com/kQXFc.gif) | |
| 16:20-16:51/37:46-39:11/1:37:14-1:37:53 Is Lindsay wearing an engagement ring? promise ring from Michael (ring finger) (Burnie asks Lindsay if she got engaged), Burnie tells Lindsay to think it over about her relationship with Michael | |
| #199 at (37:43) ~39:00~43:00 Lindsay and Michael's engagement story (got engaged/marriage proposal/proposed) | |
| #238 at 7:18 Michael and Lindsay's wedding preparations/date | |
| 23:09-23:29/23:52-24:20 When Gus was in Amsterdam, Gus saw a bouncer throw someone from a bar like in a cartoon, bouncer picked him up by the shirt and belt, the guy dusted himself off and walked away (bouncer threw, bouncer tossed) (Red Light District) | |
| 31:08 When Lindsay was in college, one time a blind man with a cane walked towards Lindsay and didn't move out of the way and maybe tried to feel her she said to him "it's ok it's me, it's me man" (tapped Lindsay with his cane) [RTAA] | |
| 31:33 Burnie: 'We have a school for the blind and a school for the deaf in Austin', Gus jokes: 'They're big rivals in basketball' | |
| 31:53~33:40 Burnie helped a blind man in the street (he stood in front of a big truck not knowing what it was, blind man that needed help) | |
| 36:28 Female characters/male characters in video games, body image | |
| 43:10 Kara can't feel her arms for 5 days | |
| 47:25 Black holes (Burnie's theory about them being civilizations that destroyed themselves) [science] | |
| #188 at 34:54 | |
| #181 at 57:13-58:20 You can't destroy matter/energy only change it, there will always be the same amount of stuff in the universe, the universe doesn't lose particles/energy, what happens to matter when it goes into black holes [science] | |
| 1:09:17 Cat parasite that will kill humans/makes humans like cats/be docile | |
| 1:11:21 Gus reveals tee truth about the 2 microphones for each person on the podcast at RTX (two mics/2 mics) | |
| 1:18:06-1:18:47 Someone turned on the sprinklers in a hotel where Gus and Joel were for A-Con/A-Kon (fire alarm) | |
| 1:26:50 Sex toys mistaken for mushrooms in China (fleshlight) | |
| RTP ##176 | |
| 2:35 Gavin calls Kara "Dave" because he doesn't like when he says her name (American accent) | |
| 4:05 Gavin renamed his sister's female cat from Lexi to Lloyd (Gavin's sister's cat) | |
| 5:38 They all went to see The Dark Knight Rises in the theater a day before it came out, Kara took notes in a notepad during the movie, Kathleen texted Gavin her thoughts about the movie, people talking during the film | |
| (12:09 Gavin does an impression of a dog, Gavin impersonates a dog, Bane sounds like an impression of a dog, cartoon dog) | |
| 18:56 Gus, Chris and Brandon on the scissor lift, trying to figure out how to hang lights, wearing helmets and looking stupid, standins/stand-ins/body doubles | |
| RTP ##177 | |
| ~5:07-5:18/5:49~6:50 Banned RTAA (canceled RTAA segment in Google Mind Tricks, #177 at 56:10-56:28) | |
| ~19:09 Gavin using 2 hands for peeing / Jack uses the fly of the pants to pee through (#361 at 27:30, "threading it" "thumbing it") (keywords: peeing methods/pissing methods/peeing techniques, while peeing/while pissing, how they pee/how they piss) | |
| #236 at 1:26:29 People that take their clothes off for peeing/pooping, people that drop their pants to the floor at a urinal, also about using the fly/flap | |
| #386 at ~33:09 Men's pooping method- taking your pants off to the floor (and not letting them hang on your knees) | |
| #361 at 26:48~27:30/28:32 Do you hold your penis when you pee? (hold their penis/hold your dick/hold their dick, touch your penis when/touch your dick when), 27:47 Gus: "Holding my dick, like a civilized man" (RTAA), 28:43 Gavin: how do you shake your penis at the end in a public urinal so it doesn't look like you're jerking off? (shaking droplets), Gavin puts his bellend between 2 fingers, Blaine milks his penis (Blaine demonstrates), Blaine dabs his penis with toilet paper (+30:11/32:02) (dabbing using toilet paper) | |
| #279 at ~42:00-44:07 What's the most efficient method of wiping (wiping methods/wiping techniques), Gavin is experimenting (gavin or google) (front to back/back to front) | |
| (#333 at ~50:00 Gavin doesn't have clean poops anymore where he doesn't need to wipe, where he wipes and there's no poop on the toilet paper, gavin or google) | |
| #333 at 51:40-54:35 Standing up vs. sitting down to wipe | |
| #346 at 1:31:40~1:33:30/1:34:41-1:35:19/1:35:47-1:36:10 (+someone on Million Dollars But simulated wiping on camera/wiped from the front, they're not saying his name) | |
| #359 Post Show at 22:08-22:33 (It was Michael) | |
| #358 Post Show at 15:36~16:10 | |
| #440 at 1:11:05 live poll of the audience | |
| #429 at 28:20/31:18 Folding the toilet paper or scrunching it? | |
| #433 at 38:40 Young Blaine used to wipe too hard and there was blood (wiping too much) (Blaine thought he was having a period), they recreate the conversation between Blaine and his mom (they simulate), Blaine went to a doctor that cauterized his wounds with a hot metal (Blaine's doctor, anal fissure) / 44:41 Blaine demonstrates on Chris' fists how he used to wipe his ass as a kid (the amount of pressure he used), Joel: "This is like the worst secret handshake of all time" [quote] (needs context) | |
| #570 at 26:29 | |
| Stuck At Home #1 at 1:39:03 Some people use a lot of toilet paper in each wipe (some people go through toilet paper rolls really fast) | |
| #325 at 15:21 Showering order/shower order (top to bottom, shampoo then body wash, what do you clean first/what do you clean last) | |
| #368 at 58:43 Argument, showering before bed or in the morning? (shower before/shower in, showers before/showers in) | |
| #417 at 31:27~33:38 | |
| #429 at 26:40 People that put a new toilet paper roll on top of the empty one / toilet paper roll - over or under? argument (includes: cats, +29:20) | |
| #527 at 14:33 Chad called somebody out for putting the toilet paper roll the wrong way but didn't fix it himself / followed by a poll: should a toilet paper roll go over or under / 17:27 people that don't put the new toilet paper roll in the holder | |
| #434 at ~1:03:08~1:04:44 Washing your ass crack in the shower, Gavin doesn't touch his asshole or gooch (Gavin doesn't wash) | |
| #440 at 1:08:02-1:10:35/1:12:03-1:13:31/1:23:57 Gavin never washed his butt, Gavin's method of washing his ass, rubbing the cheeks together, Gavin karate chops his ass, Gavin chops | |
| #463 at ~1:34:01-1:38:45 | |
| #515 Post Show at 5:11-6:26 | |
| #563 at ~28:00 | |
| #579 at 36:17 | |
| #589 at 1:14:21 [(Gavin referencing 1:12:46) Cleaning your butthole in the shower, peeing in the shower] | |
| 22:37 Gavin: do you think anybody in human history ever forgot the way to his house and had to live where he was? (Gavin lost his way to his house in Minecraft) | |
| 38:08 Gavin got frustrated with a bartender (he was too slow and had a stupid smile on his face, he was smiling/standing there sand smiling/smug face, "you fucking prick", Gavin had 20$ in his hands) | |
| 53:17-53:36/54:05-56:06 Burnie vs. Nikola Tesla/Nicola Tesla ("it's all horseshit"), Thomas Edison | |
| 57:45-58:46 Gavin always gets selected for a second screening at airports because of his equipment and wires in his backpack that look like a bomb (editing harddrives/harddisks). | |
| 1:23:46-1:24:20 Gavin stepped on 5 baby hedgehogs (a family of hedgehogs/porcupines) [before and after- a conversation about killing animals when necessary/possum mother died in Gus' backyard] | |
| #217 at 19:38-20:03 also^ +kicked a badger once when he was running home | |
| #416 at 14:19 | |
| #266 at 5:22 Gavin hit a rabbit/bunny with a golf ball | |
| 1:27:07-end What they want to be done with their bodies after they die, the idea of burial/tombstones (after death/after they're dead, his body after, with their body after), Gavin wants his body to be used in a movie with explosives (BodiesForMovies.com) | |
| #187 at 1:20:16-1:21:45 Cemeteries, embalming is a waste, what they want to happen to their bodies after death, when to pull the plug on them | |
| #208 at 1:40:55 Burnie asks Gus what if Esther told him that she wanted to bury him even though he doesn't want to be buried | |
| #231 at 1:01:46-1:03:48/1:04:56~1:05:40 Funerals/open casket, donating organs, cemeteries/coffins/embalming | |
| #366 at 15:15~18:05 (to Gus) Gavin: "So Gus you're gonna be dead relatively soon..", you can be buried in an egg and become a tree (as a tree/as an egg) (RTAA), 15:53 my kid/grandkid could lose his virginity under me, 16:17 a service where you can send your ashes to be turned into a diamond | |
| #401 at 10:55/12:31-12:45/17:41-18:02 Gavin about freezing a body with liquid nitrogen and shattering it by vibrating the table / 12:06~12:30/19:15-19:33 Embalming / 18:02~18:55 Being eaten by animals after death | |
| #402 at ~53:11~54:10/1:06:17~1:07:00 Chris and having the rights to your loved one's body after they die (keeping the bones, keeping your Grandma's skull) [~52:18 starts as a conversation about the difference between trying to get a human head and a human skull] | |
| #625 at ~6:17/9:38 Keeping dead animals in your house (brief) / would you keep a human skull in your house, Chris wants to give Gus' his skull in his will / 25:28 Is there a body part they would least want to get from Chris? | |
| #416 at 56:32~59:08 Chris: Could you have a list of instructions for your funeral that if they are not met the money won't go to your children/etc. (bizarre funeral, in your will, funeral instructions) | |
| #455 Post Show at 0:34-5:30 what they want to happen + talking about what would happen if you came back to life in different burial situations (buried upside down/etc.) + would they care if someone has sex with their bodies / 7:56 you can turn your ashes into vinyl records (but no copyrighted music) | |
| RTP ##178 | |
| 1:17-1:26 Gavin bites a grape close to the mic | |
| #184 at 2:45-2:56/3:12-3:39 People like grapes (RTAA) | |
| #389 at ~1:20:42-1:21:02/1:22:09~1:23:00 recounting the origin | |
| Off Topic #45 at 41:35 "Dogs don't like grapes"/"Dogs hate grapes" | |
| Minecraft: Ep. 169 around 30:00-32:00 | |
| #405 at 42:12 Brandon: "Some dogs love helicopters" (some dogs like helicopters, do dogs understand traveling?) (1:30:34 Shirt design) | |
| #412 (maybe from the grape juice tasting segment) "Some people hate grape juice" (#415 at 26:14 Gavin gets a shirt) | |
| #416 at ~34:40 "Some Cats Are Assholes"/"People Poison Cats" | |
| #419 at ~1:16:25 "People Like Gavin" | |
| #484 at ~52:10 "Dogs hate lettuce" | |
| #574 at 32:02 "People Like Jesus" | |
| #601 at (1:09:24) 1:09:39 "People Like Cotton-candy Grapes?" | |
| #605 at 1:23:16 "I don't think people like hot grapes" | |
| #664 at (7:08) 7:26 "People don't like grape water" (from off-stage) | |
| #187 at 1:13:25~1:14:35 Gavin: "Some food is only good at the size that it is" (food size, a grape the size of an apple wouldn't be good, big grape, huge grape) (funny conversation, Gus cracks up) | |
| 1:40-3:00/26:18-27:51 Burnie peeled an orange in a strange way, Burnie was eating an orange and Gavin said to him "I didn't know you can do that to an orange" | |
| 10:42-12:15 Dan has a forceful pee stream (Dan peeing, Dan sent Gavin a video of himself peeing and Gavin zoomed out and saw the tip of his penis, Dan's penis) | |
| #279 at 47:45 (also^) The foreskin being sealed in the morning (a foreskin), forked piss/forked pee/2 pee streams/2 streams | |
| RTX London 2017 at 1:04:21-1:05:20 (question from the audience about a pubic hair stuck on the urethral opening and causing a sprinkler effect) | |
| #434 at 10:33~12:10 Gavin was assigned the same hotel room as Dan (at VidCon) so Gavin walked in the room and Gavin saw Dan naked on the bed, "saw into his anus" | |
| #285 at 28:36-32:12 Gus is self-conscious about the strength of his pee stream, does your dick size affect the stream strength? (strength of pissing/pee strength, weak stream/weak pee stream, big loose dick=weaker stream, peeing faster/peeing harder/peeing stronger) | |
| #297 at 5:34~6:00 Peeing loudly to assert dominance over the other guy (pissing loudly) | |
| 13:11-14:16 Gavin uses Gus' paper as a coaster | |
| 14:57-17:10 Defiantly/Definitely misspelling on Twitter (funny conversation) | |
| #189 at 58:14-59:22 Exited/Excited (starts with the Defiantly thing) | |
| 29:56 Long distance phone carriers (anyone's fine/whatever/I don't care) (names of phone companies, call collect, phone scam) | |
| #474 at 30:46 | |
| 49:58-50:40 Ann Currey was on a plane and the passenger next to her kept trying to talk to her so she put on headphones and pretended to listen to music but then the pilot came on the speakers and apologized that the inflight entertainment system was broken so she got busted | |
| 51:32-52:10 Babara was sitting on a plane next to woman snoring and another woman was watching a scary movie and screaming/gasping (reacting really loudly). | |
| 52:10 Gus playing a flight simulator (Plane Simulator X?) | |
| #184 at 1:11:51~1:14:00 | |
| #317 at 1:12:59 | |
| #320 at ~54:17 | |
| #605 at 1:08:06/1:11:18 New flight simulator | |
| #610 (around 41:30) Gavin played the new one, there's no crashing (it cuts to a black screen) | |
| 1:07:45-1:12:02 Bicycle sprint event at the Olympics, cycling slowly (Olympic event, bicycle event, bicycles event, cycling event) | |
| 1:13:59-1:16:35 15 year-old volunteer at the Olympics in charge of the clock didn't stop it during fencing competition so one of the competitors lost (fencer) | |
| 1:19:01-1:20:25 Gavin and the 100 meter run, "you barely get up to speed" (funny conversation) | |
| 1:23:25 Runner punches a mascot | |
| 1:29:20 (Gavin flub) Apple's podcast app is "the most least responsive app" | |
| #356 at 1:24 Gus vs. Apple's podcasts app (feeding the RT Podcast into it) | |
| #463 at 31:31 Gus trying to get the podcast on Spotify | |
| RTP ##179 | |
| 6:47-8:06 Gavin uses the flash on his phone for the alerts for calls and texts, uses the flash/flashing light, Burnie gets frustrated with Gavin for skipping between explanations/stories about why he uses the flash | |
| #188 at 1:13:16-1:13:49 | |
| #302 at 1:04:59-1:06:00 Meg made him change it because it lit up the bedroom | |
| #513 at 1:28:15 | |
| 10:18-13:36 Why does the food need to spin in a microwave, microwave radiation, Faraday cage (a cellphone shouldn't have reception inside?) [science] | |
| ~29:14-30:04 (funny segment) Gavin and the planes that announce to the air that they're in the air (Gavin flub, "..you need to announce to the air that you're in the air", from conversation about English as the language of flight/of pilots and control towers/air traffic control language, English is the language..) | |
| 48:22 What is a calorie? (calories) [science] | |
| #384 at 49:07~50:15 Gavin: Does "calories" count for stuff that's not flammable? (is all food flammable?) | |
| #556 at 15:03-15:55/17:58~21:00 How does food work? Calories vs. pounds of food, can you gain more weight than the food you eat? (+what has the most calories) [science] | |
| (55:49) 56:14 Gavin: Raspberry flavored food shouldn't be blue, Gavin: Bubblegum is not a flavor, you don't milk a bubble gum like a fruit, What is a flavor? [science] | |
| ~1:06:46-1:10:48 Gavin about feeling a phantom pain somewhere else in the room (phantom feelings, feeling a pain behind you, from conversation about headaches) [science] / 1:19:15 hunch/hump (Gavin flub) (Burnie: "It's like calling your legs your jumps") | |
| 1:10:56-1:12:06 Gavin: "You never see someone getting shot in the lap" (1:11:41 Burnie: "You won't tell some kid to come sit on your thighs either" Gavin does a spittake) | |
| #223 at 29:38-30:07 | |
| 1:15:47-1:18:51/1:19:52-1:20:26 Policy of airlines about unattended minors not sitting next to adult males (unaccompanied minors), Burnie was trying to help a kid passenger that his ears popped | |
| #332 at (23:16~24:50) 25:57-27:38 Burnie about how it's seen as a problem when an adult male/adult man is alone with a child/kid in public or interacts with one (suspect pedophilia, unaccompanied minors, 'men became public enemies for kids') | |
| #335 at 32:48-33:20/34:39-36:45 helping lost kids at the mall from a distance / Burnie picked p a kid that couldn't see the frog when they were in an aquarium | |
| #347 at 38:23-42:54 Burnie tells the story of a male friend of his who went with his kids to a bowling alley and he wanted to go to the bathroom but wasn't allowed to enter because there was a child in the bathroom, not being able to help or even be near a child in public/playground/park) ("I would have gone in and molested the kid") | |
| RTP ##180 | |
| ~7:28-8:15 Lindsay adds sound effects to her stories/talking, Burnie does sound effects when he tells stories | |
| 9:20-9:59 Michael and Gavin sabotaged the picture of the beard shirt in the store (RT store photo/store picture), they took their pants down in the photo (pants around their ankles, dropped their pants), Yvonne walked by and Michael waved at her and Gavin pulled up his pants | |
| 11:13 Miles' girlfriend is going to France for 4 months (Arryn is going to France.., 'that's like 8 French dudes') | |
| #191 at 34:07-37:18 Miles visited Arryn in France, stayed in a spooky hotel/creepy hotel/haunted hotel/old hotel, thinking about a dead woman ghost, Gus' French puns/Gus' puns/Gus puns: "Parlez-boo francais" / "Deux Deux" | |
| #193 at 49:26-49:49 Gus: "When does your girlfriend return from bang-a-dude country?", Gavin: "From touchdown to intercourse how long was it?" | |
| #198 at 1:01:17-1:12:14 Arryn is coming back (and they are going to have sex) | |
| 19:24-20:20 Gavin gleeked in the grocery store he worked at, Gus gleeked on Brandon's phone (saliva/spit/glik/gleeking) | |
| #345 at 45:33-46:36 (Gavin) | |
| #332 at 14:18 | |
| 21:07-23:15 A passenger sneezed into Gavin's mouth (mouth open, open mouth, man sneezed) | |
| 23:16-23:36 Burnie pranks people by pretending to sneeze while flinging water from his hands after he washed his hands | |
| 23:37-24:09 Gavin pranked Dan by pretending to touch Dan's shirt with curry sauce (Gavin pretended to wipe his mouth on Dan's new shirt) | |
| 26:04-27:16 Gavin can't swallow pills, Gavin doesn't know how to swallow pills (follows with- Gavin tries to swallow a pill in the background, until 29:00) | |
| #194 at 32:25-33:20 Gavin never swallowed a pill (prefer not to take medicine), Gavin doesn't like anything that modifies how he feels and Joel points out that he's drinking a beer (changes the way../modified the../modifies the..), ~1:35:28-1:35:53 again- alcohol gets a free pass | |
| 30:14 A 17 year-old tried to break the record of going the most days without sleeping (11 days of no sleeping, most amount of time, didn't sleep), he started having hallucinations, waking dreams (#187 at 1:35:10) / Gavin had hallucinations after 2 days without sleep | |
| 32:42 Gavin says his name backwards | |
| 32:49-34:15 Gavin tried to make his audio waveform look like a dick (look like a penis), he succeeded on the podcast, Gus tried to take a screenshot and accidentally stopped the recording | |
| 34:22-36:13 Gavin was standing in front of a mirror waiting for.. (funny segment), Gavin tried to find and move every muscle on his face (face muscles, move his lips in opposite directions) | |
| ~45:19-47:00 The podcast crew learns about merkins (Lindsay confuses with gerkin) | |
| 58:11-59:28 Gavin: "I would love to, like, be able to separate moments from time and then apply them to different times" (for example, taking a man that's singing at a concert and transporting him to an empty room, moving the timeline, moving someone from one time to another, different situations/changing places, transport to another, for keywords: teleported into a field) | |
| #200 at 1:28:57-1:29:45 Gavin was in the airplane's bathroom and thought what if the plane exploded and he would be thrown out of the plane with his dick out (Gavin was peeing in the bathroom on a plane, his penis out, if another plane collided, if a plane hit, if another plane hit, suddenly falling towards the earth, with his dick hanging out, would you bother pulling up your pants) [hypothetical] | |
| #645 at 44:57 (listed in the "bad drviers" list about soccer fans yelling at the referee) | |
| 59:28-1:00:09 Gavin's video that he filmed at a football stadium where he cuts to the audience being gone (soccer stadium, Gavin filmed) (https://vimeo.com/11685948) | |
| 1:00:37-1:01:26 Burnie about the belief that when you jog everyone knows it's your first time but when you see other people jog you think they do that every day (joggers/jogging, running, runners, you assume they run every day) | |
| #278 at 5:40 | |
| #278 at 4:17 Assuming drivers on the shoulder are assholes that want to cut traffic vs. assuming they have an emergency and need to get to a place quickly | |
| RTP ##181 | |
| 4:48-6:00 When Gavin drinks out of a can the tab goes up his nostril (drink cans/soda cans, Gavin's nose lifts the tab) | |
| (#181) 13:40-14:05 Gavin's nose is always there in his vision (Gavin sees his nose constantly, always sees his nose in..) | |
| #234 at 11:34-12:00 | |
| #403 Post Show at 5:33~6:10 | |
| #336 at 47:07 When Gavin creates a Mii it defaults to the biggest nose (Gavin's nose, Gavin created..), ~48:18 Burnie: does it set your default race to bird? | |
| #345 at 25:45-27:43 Michael suggests they should fix Gavin's nose (film it) | |
| 14:21-14:46 Burnie had to shush Gavin after he said in the middle of their break room- "Oh, Dan will fuck anybody who messages him on Facebook" / 14:47-16:27 (RTAA) Gavin got a message on Facebook from a fan (Facebook message, fan message about a threesome, Burnie tried to reply "OK" but Gavin took a screenshot of the conversation, spitroast) | |
| #326 at 1:23:18 Gavin learned to only show Burnie a screenshot of conversations because Burnie pretends he can't see the text well so Gavin will give him the phone and he will reply "I've always loved you" (Gavin takes screenshots) | |
| 21:05 Gavin: Can you hear through your head, would you hear if you blocked your ears completely [science] | |
| 23:39 Binaural recordings | |
| #304 at 28:33/30:25 | |
| #312 at ~16:30 they did a podcast | |
| #385 at 6:53 binaural microphone on the table (ended up losing power), they re-do it in the Post Show | |
| 25:13-26:28 (Lindsay confuses between deaf people and blind people) (funny conversation) why don't deaf people have sonar, them joking about a Lindsay solution for blind people to punch the air when they walk | |
| 29:09 Gavin and Michael played Slender | |
| 32:36-33:38 Most quiet room, quietest room (quiettest), silent room, silent chamber/anechoic chamber [anacoic], soundless room (you can hear the sound of your own blood/breathing/digestive system, sensory deprivation) [science] | |
| #232 at 1:01:34~1:02:45/1:03:26-1:03:54 | |
| #234 at 26:50 | |
| (#288 at 42:33~45:30 Sensory deprivation chambers) | |
| #466 at 7:48~9:30 (includes: sensory deprivation water tank) | |
| #487 at 14:33 Gavin was in an anechoic chamber in Korea | |
| 33:38-34:18/34:59-35:24 Hallucinating in a dark room with ping pong balls over your eyes, white noise through headphones and a red light | |
| 36:12-36:36 Chinese Burn/Indian Burn, Mexican Wave/The Wave | |
| #243 at ~1:16:00-1:16:48 Mexican Wave | |
| #312 at ~55:00 Chinese Finger Trap (brief) | |
| 36:38-37:45 Gavin's confusion about lemonade ("lemonade is fizzy!") | |
| 40:02 Gavin: How do you dehydrate food? do they spin them around like a centrifuge? (grapes/raisins) [science] | |
| 42:46-43:21 Gavin's penis isn't as sensitive to heat as other parts of his body | |
| 43:44-45:25 Gus and the addon/extensions that filters posts about kids on their first day of school, replaces every post about children with chosen pictures from Instagram (Unbaby.me, "baby removed", posts about kids, posts about babies, filters Facebook posts, baby photos/baby pictures, of babies, babies filter) | |
| 46:16 Burnie flub, "my inspection sticker was inspired" (expired) (College cop wrote Burnie a ticket after Burnie laughed at him for saying he won't write him a ticket this time) | |
| #233 at 57:20 Gus had the most expired inspection sticker the cop has ever seen (Gus got pulled over) | |
| 49:53 Why The Spanish Flu is called that | |
| 52:43-57:05 Gavin: your cells regenerate every few years, you don't have the cells that you were born with, your body regenerates cells, 54:19 (funny conversation) de-aging the body, Gavin and rejoining 2 cells that split from one cell, mitosis, cells divide, cells merging back together, merging it back with its other half, 'does it happen in humans', 'a leaf starts out as a small version of itself, has only one cell throughout its life' (Burnie cracks up/Burnie laughs) [science] | |
| 58:25-59:02 (Smallest particles) quims/quarks (Gavin flub) (Burnie cracks up/Burnie laughs) | |
| 1:03:41~1:10:00 American Airlines' unlimited first class travel from the 80's, flying to wherever whenever they want, flying first class (AirPass,air pass) | |
| 1:11:21-1:12:05 Burnie's kids won't eat anything (Burnie's kids don't eat anything, trying to get them to eat, eating habits of children, "eat the goddamn pizza", children don't eat) | |
| #364 at 1:16:30-1:18:16 Burnie and the "human children" that won't eat ("eat your fucking food", "they will not eat food") | |
| 1:16:10 Burnie- there was a time where famous people/presidents got shot - 2 Kennedys , Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, George Wallace, John Lennon, Reagan (assassinations, assassinated) | |
| 1:17:06 Gavin and the JFK assassination: footage rescanned in HD and stabilized (Zapruder film) | |
| #240 at 58:36/after 1:05:54 JFK, Zapruder film, LBJ getting sworn in on a plane | |
| #359 at 40:43 (a documentray- a secret service guy shot JFK in the head by accident) | |
| #208 at 35:59 Gavin and 9/11 (9/11 truth, 9/11 conspiracy) | |
| #240 after 1:05:54 until ~1:12:30 | |
| 1:28:59 Old actors union, Gus: Sag SAG (conversation starts at 1:28:28, young actor in old man makeup) | |
| 1:29:29 Progressive insurance company controversy, they represented the killer of a woman that was insured by them because it was cheaper for them than to give the insurance money to the family (https://money.cnn.com/2012/08/17/technology/progressive-settlement/index.html) | |
| 1:31:38-1:34:35 Burnie about when RT became "the company" from being 4 guys, you can't bring back to the U.S. something that was already imported once from another country, considering buying t-shirts made in the U.S, 25 cents more expensive, selling shirts, selling t-shirts at conventions abroad, you have to leave the merchandise that you haven't sold at that country, "better for the company" | |
| 1:37:22~1:38:38 The hassle of using legal copies of softwares compared to the ease of using a pirated version (piracy) | |
| [podcast shenanigans/silliness, not everything is included] | |
| #181 at 9:21-10:05 AH Slapbands, Gavin's favorite slapband, Burnie pranked Gavin by pretending to ruin Gavin's slapband (slap-bands, slap bands) | |
| #181 at 33:00-33:47 They try to throw slapbands at each other's arms | |
| #197 at 1:08:40-1:08:52 Gavin tries to throw at Gus' arm | |
| #213 at 1:41:18 showing new slapbands on Gus' arms, 1:42:36 Gus slaps one on Gavin's arm, then Gus and Gavin throw one at Burnie and also at Barbara and Kyle, and Gavin throws one at Burnie's face (Gavin cracks up) | |
| #185 at 44:12 Burnie throws a pillow at Gus at the end of an ad read and Gus catches it and throws it back at him | |
| #193 at 51:32 Burnie opens a beer bottle and throws the cap to Gus, Gus catches the bottle cap | |
| (#198 at 30:43 Gus mentions that after he said something mean to Kara and walked away Kara threw a bottle cap at Gus and it landed in his hand, Gus caught a bottle cap) | |
| #205 at 26:02 Gus catches a pancake that Burnie throws at him | |
| #270 at 8:17 Gus punches a Hulk glove in the air | |
| #251 at 1:10:20 Burnie shoots a rubberband on Gus' face (Burnie throws a rubberband, Burnie hits Gus in the face with a rubberband) | |
| #371 at 1:12:23/1:16:03 Burnie shoots a bottlecap near Gus' face during an ad read | |
| #404 at 44:24/45:36 Burnie throws bottlecaps on Gus during an ad read trying to shoot them into one of the cups on Gus' sweater, then he throws an RvB coaster that lands on top of one of the cups (Gus wears a sweater with cups) / 1:13:04 Gavin pours beer into the cups during another ad read (it overflows on Gus' crotch/spills on Gus, they play beer pong, Gus wipes his crotch off screen and then on screen) | |
| #485 at 1:05:55 Someone throws a coaster on Gus | |
| #224 at 1:50/7:41/23:46/2:08:00 Burnie tries to throw marshmallows into Gavin's mouth, Jack throws at Gus, they keep throwing at each other, Gavin throws it hard at Burnie | |
| #305 at 1:01:34 Gavin throws a Nature Box snack into his mouth and chokes on it (Gavin chokes/Gavin catches with his mouth), Barbara has a Nature Box on her head | |
| #311 at 34:45 Gavin throws strawberries on Burnie/Gavin tries to throw strawberries into Burnie's mouth and hits Burnie near his eye / 1:17:22-1:17:40 Gavin tries to throw blueberries into Barbara's mouth / 1:17:45 Burnie tries to throw a small pancake into Gus' mouth | |
| #362 at 58:55 Burnie throws a pancake at Gavin's mouth but misses, then Gavin throws the pancake at Burnie's mouth | |
| #363 at 47:24-48:03 Burnie throws a gummy bear into Gus' mouth (successfully) and hits Gavin's lip with one / 52:47 Throws 2 at Gavin (the second is successful) / ~1:45:05 Gavin throws a gummy bear at Burnie (but first he drops it) | |
| #479 Post Show (from around 8:00) They fling food off a fork at the guests on the mic for them to catch in their mouth | |
| #348 at 1:22:02 Kerry throws a candy at Miles and Miles catches it (Miles misses before that) | |
| #348 at 1:43:34 Michael throws a pillow at Kerry's face | |
| #348 Post Show at 18:38 Lindsay throws an empty Red Bull can at Miles and Miles deflects it (Miles swats it) | |
| #362 at (1:13:07) 1:15:55~1:16:10 Burnie tries to fling a pancake into Gavin's plate (Burnie flings) | |
| #418 at 18:25 Gus throws a bottlecap on Gavin and Gavin gets startled | |
| #505 at 31:32 Michael throws water on Gavin (Michael spills water on Gavin, Michael comes from off-screen) | |
| #516 at 1:08:40 Michael brings water/Michael doesn't throw water | |
| #199 at 1:40:36 Burnie jumps on Gus from off-screen (#200 at 18:23-19:05 it broke the chair so they replaced both chairs) | |
| #314 at 1:33:00 Burnie runs from off-screen and jumps on Gavin and falls behind the couch (Burnie's tweet appears on screen at 1:29:58, Burnie jumps on Gavin) [loud theme song plays] | |
| #366 at 1:06:10 Burnie flings a shoe on Gavin from off-screen and it hits the mic (Kung Shu) | |
| #368 at 9:46 recounting that | |
| #268 at 1:04:43 Barbara and Gavin back away in their seats and Gavin falls over backwards | |
| #283 at 45:55 Gavin climbs over the couch (after seeing a picture of dirty water in a sink) | |
| #270 at 1:47:22 Gavin vs. a Piñata (Pinata) | |
| #289 at 1:27:45 (podcast ending) Gavin/Barbara/Blaine run away from the podcast set and Brandon stays sitting for a moment (then they run across the camera and do other shenanigans, podcast crew) (at the beginning they run into/run onto the set but we don't see it) | |
| #312 at 58:03 Barbara hits Gavin's bottle with the bottom of her bottle but the beer doesn't spill over the top (Gavin's beer) | |
| #352 at 1:00:29 Barbara hits Gavin's beer bottle with her bottle and it fizzed and Gavin tries to save it unsuccessfully | |
| #429 at 1:31:27 (fizzes and spills on the table) | |
| RTX Sydney 2017 at 3:06 (fizzes and spills, Gavin "you absolute bitch") | |
| #312 at 1:32:49 Burnie sprays a puke perfume at Gavin, Barbara covers her face with a pillow (vomit spray) | |
| #327 at 3:19-3:43 Burnie hits Gavin with his own microphone (Burnie whacks Gavin with the microphone, hits Gavin in the face with his mic) | |
| #330 at 18:19 Gavin almost hits Gus with his microphone | |
| #349 after 1:01:32 Burnie almost hits Barbara with her microphone (Barbara dodges) | |
| #393 Post Show at ~20:20 Barbara hits Burnie with the mic | |
| #470 at 26:20 Blaine hits Gavin with the mic (Blaine moves his mic arm which bumps Gavin's mic arm) | |
| #327 at 32:10 Gavin duck walks across the table during an ad read (Gavin walks like a duck, Gavin is hunched over/hugging his knees, Gavin hunches, Gavin waddles) and then drops head first on Barbara's knees (talking about it at 32:56/33:25/35:11) | |
| #369 at 1:49:01 Gavin slides off the broken table | |
| #349 at 15:41-16:33 Burnie kicks a book off the table and puts the RvB book instead | |
| #352 at 59:20 Gavin tries to swat Jon's phone out of his hands but misses, Jon tries to take Gavin's phone/watch | |
| #353 at ~1:17:47 Josh slaps Blaine's tits and accidentally slaps the bottle/spills the beer (Josh spills) | |
| #359 at 3:45~3:55 Blaine covers his head with party hats | |
| #359 at 6:19~9:39 Blaine shoves a whole piece of cake into his mouth | |
| #362 at 34:39-34:49 Barbara with forks on her head/face | |
| #362 at 50:00 Gavin sprays whipped cream in Gus' mouth/hand during an ad read / 1:33:48~1:34:45 (~1:36:00) Gavin/Barbara whipped cream shenanigans | |
| #479 Post Show at 1:27 (Gavin/Barbara) | |
| #534 at 20:34 (Gavin/Barbara) | |
| #585 at 28:51 (Gavin briefly and then Barbara sprays it in Gavin's mouth) | |
| #364 at 28:11-28:38 Gavin crushes Barbara/Gavin smothers Barbara with pillows/Gavin covers Barbara with pillows (Barbara is covered in pillows) | |
| #369 at (48:07) 49:07 Burnie hits the table with Thor's hammer (hits the table with a hammer) / Post Show at 0:49 Slow motion of that moment | |
| #369 at ~1:48:42 the table collapses and Barbara lifts both bottles off the table before they slide off | |
| #374 (the podcast table has been destroyed, not talking about it) | |
| #377 at ~2:02:00 Andy Samberg hits the table with the hammer | |
| #379 at 1:20:30/~1:22:20/~1:25:05 Gavin tries to blow the top../they try to open a tube of Harry's shaving cream without opening the seal first/without removing the seal/without opening the lid first (Burnie struggles to push.., Gavin struggles) / Post Show at 3:14 Gavin squeezes it and it explodes on him (tube of shaving cream) | |
| #380 at 1:24:15~1:26:00 Gavin pokes Barbara's face with a twig/branch during an ad read then tries to get it in her nostril | |
| #385 at 1:29:58-1:32:49 Burnie and Gavin on the Segway | |
| #386 at 2:46 Barbara knocks down the Giant Jenga tower that's on the podcast table (Barbara shoves/Barbara kicks) | |
| #386 at ~31:35 Gavin puts underwear on top of his pants during an ad read (Gavin wears) | |
| #386 at 1:29:05 Gavin stuffed lots of crackers in Barbara's mouth during the ad read | |
| #386 Post Show at (~7:50) ~8:44 Blaine kicks over the little table/shouts "anarchy"/pushes over the side stand/drops an alcohol bottle on the carpet, Jon throws a can on the carpet/takes off his shoe and throws it / ~11:50 Jon sits on Blaine / ~12:30 Jon tries to do a handstand on the table and then they show a clip of him doing the same before the podcast | |
| #389 at 50:50 Tim and Gavin are squeezing/rubbing Greg Miller's breasts, ~52:26/53:02 Greg cuts holes in his shirt after Gavin says the nipples aren't offensive on their own, ~54:50 Greg rubs ice on his nipples | |
| #395 at 5:35 Gavin kicks the table with all the drinks on it | |
| #401 at 21:28 Gavin raises his hands but doesn't move them to catch the paper towels so they hit Blaine | |
| #440 at ~42:25 Gus and Gavin rub their chests together (from the RTAA Breast Kind of Greeting) | |
| #452 at 5:51 Barbara is in a hotdog costume behind Burnie | |
| #462 at 1:21:56 Jon juggles 3 beer cans | |
| #469 Post Show at ~11:17 Gavin climbs on the table and air thrusts at Burnie (Gavin is right about the original Thanksgiving from the U.K., context at 8:57) | |
| #472 Post Show at 5:06 Gavin puts candy canes on his face while the others argue about football teams | |
| #519 at 2:08 Gavin runs in, Gavin jumps on the table onto the couch | |
| #574 at 3:38 Gus cuts the cake with a sword [+Gavin tells him to open his beer bottle with it but he doesn't do it] | |
| #574 Post Show at 4:48 Gavin uses the hairdryer at the women's bathroom to blow the soap from the dispenser all over the mirror | |
| #582 Post Show at 5:00 Gavin uses a massager on a cup of soda an on the table | |
| #589 at 1:25:55 You can see the top of Gavin's head in the end credits shot (Gavin looks at the camera and open his eyes wide then ducks away) | |
| #602 (beginning) Barbara with small plastic hands (doll hands/small hands/tiny hands), 3:04 tries to hold a cup, ~47:50 in her hair | |
| #602 ~1:16:32 Barbara drew/Barbara draws a face on her fist [Barbara's fist, for keywords: like Cartmen] | |
| (#617 at ~55:06 Gus tries to get a photo of him with a mustache on the screen for a long time then overlays it on himself and Barbara does the same + Gambo) | |
| #644 at 0:46 [warning: screams] Gavin and Eric recline in their chairs | |
| ~~~ | |
| [Wearing things/stuff on their heads/etc.:] | |
| #196 at 0:44 Gus has an Xbox jacket on, Gus is wearing an Xbox jacket (Gus won it on Child's Play charity dinner, Xbox neon sign, 10th anniversary Xbox signed by Bill Gates, prototype controller) | |
| #198 at 35:29 Barbara puts on Gus' Xbox jacket | |
| #199 at 12:33 Gus has a 2013 glasses on (New Year's glasses) / ~1:28:10 Barbara has them on | |
| #203 at 46:52 They're wearing fan-made shirts (people like grapes, with Gavin's head on it, a fan made shirts, fan sent them shirts) | |
| #244 at 1:36 Jack's bachelor party, they're wearing tuxedo shirts, shirts with tuxedo print, tall glasses, fake beards, doing Jack impressions (+23:16 Michael's Dillsenberg, 54:05/1:31:17 more impressions) | |
| #248 at 31:12 Gavin with a bow on his head (from the Shari's Berries, Gavin has a bow) | |
| #255 at 1:12:56/~1:15:00 Barbara with a bow on her head (Barbara has a bow) | |
| #301 at 57:18 (Barbara) | |
| #321 at 58:39 / 1:11:41 flowers on her head | |
| #406 Post Show at 9:47 ties a green bow on her head | |
| #321 at 27:19 Gus has a flowers crown on his head, 29:04 Kerry | |
| #420 at 19:07 Jessica Nigri brought props/costumes parts - Gus has a weed bandana on and dark round glasses with double lenses (sunglasses lenses that come up) / ~21:35 Burnie and Gavin put wings/horns on their heads, Gus puts Tracers glasses on, Gavin puts Tracers glasses on / 42:00 Gus has a light blue/light purple wig on / 1:15:17 Gus puts on D.Va Meka headset | |
| #263 Gus/Gavin/Burnie with green bows/bowties for St. Patrick's Day | |
| #345 at 1:15:10-1:17:59 They try on Warby Parker glasses (trying glasses/different glasses/putting glasses on/trying on glasses, they try on/they try glasses/they put on glasses) | |
| #360 after 41:00 | |
| #366 at 1:20:11 (includes Gavin with many sunglasses on his face) | |
| #220 at 2:12 Burnie with aviators sunglasses (wearing sunglasses), 3:53 Gavin with the glasses, 7:44 Gus, 9:43 Barbara | |
| #235 at 1:23:29 Gavin and Matt wearing sunglasses | |
| #346 They are in costumes, Back To The Future costumes | |
| #359 at 3:45~3:55 Blaine covers his head with party hats (Blaine has party hats..) / 47:12 Barbara with a party hat on her nose/face | |
| RTX London 2017 Gavin is dressed as a Texan (+38:08) | |
| #441 from 29:29 They wear graduation robes and hats for Bethany Knows Stuff | |
| #443 at ~44:40 The wear cowboy hats (toy shotgun/toy rifle/toy gun) | |
| #452 at 5:51 Barbara is in a hotdog costume behind Burnie | |
| #457 at ~18:30 Blaine with a tiara on his head | |
| #469 Burnie has goth makeup on/eye shadow like Ellie (goth Burnie, Burnie has makeup on/Burnie wearing makeup, eye makeup) | |
| #470 at 17:30 Gavin and Blaine wearing balaclavas on their head (head cover) | |
| #506 at 0:17 Burnie and the Immersion helmet (Burnie has a helmet on/Burnie with a helmet, Immersion helmet) | |
| #555 Burnie wears a handkerchief around his neck (Burnie wears a bandana) | |
| #557 at ~34:50 Barbara and Blaine wear dinosaur masks, and then Gus 36:53, Blaine leaves it on for the rest of the podcast | |
| #564 Matt is dressed as The Dude | |
| #565 at 1:10:57 Gus puts on Burnie's hat that has different pins on it | |
| #567 They wear the clothes/costumes they picked for each other (see: #565 below) (dick costume/Nes/rat costume) (12:06 Gavin positions the tail between his legs and Chris strokes it) | |
| #620 at 1:15:48 Chris went off to dress as Finn from Adventure Time, with Jake as Jake (Chris' dog) | |
| #672 (around the start) Wearing Halloween (kind of) hats/head coverings, Gus has a cornocopia on his head, Gavin wears a Grif hat (Garfield-like, winter cap/winter beanie) | |
| RTP ##182 | |
| ~3:14-3:49 Jack as a stripclub DJ (Jack does a voice) | |
| ~4:00~7:00 Going to strip clubs | |
| 10:50-11:31 Jack flipped Gavin off his chair (Gavin took Jack's chair so Jack too it back, Jack pulled the chair, Jack dumped Gavin out of the chair) (#185 at 36:30, +Jack got a similar chair from the office and gave it to Gavin) | |
| 11:31~13:00 They had to remove a clause from the rules of employees, employee harassment at the office, The Employee Handbook | |
| 13:32-16:07 Jack and Gus were invited by someone they knew to a showing of a new game, Jack was in the first row, Jack was sitting in the first row/front row, Jack was sweating, Jack fell asleep, Jack was nodding off, Jack was falling asleep, Jack was exhausted, Jack was feeling bad, David Bass, during PAX | |
| (~16:30 Gavin vs. the girl that fainted at their booth, girl fainted, girl passed out) | |
| 29:42-29:26 Gavin pulls down his underwear a bit to read the label and they see his pubes (Gavin's pubes, Gavin stands up, Gavin pulls down the front of his underwear, "a met of fur") | |
| 33:24-35:53 Gavin doesn't cry at movies (or about anything really), Gavin didn't cry during Up/Toy Story 3, "I don't see the point of crying", Gavin doesn't feel emotions, Gavin doesn't have emotions (Gavin never cries at../Gavin doesn't cry at.., crying at, cried at, crying during) | |
| #194 at ~20:50-22:13 Also about Gavin not crying, Ray cried at the end of the Walking Dead Game (#197 at ~24:36~25:05, also cried at Final Fantasy 10), Jack cried at the end of an Assassin's Creed game + 1:13:55-1:14:42 (to Gavin) Jack: "If Joel died in a theater would you cry in a theater?" (referencing the preceding conversation that became an RTAA), Gavin doesn't cry even when family members die/crying at funerals | |
| #196 at 1:23:04-1:24:51 (Gavin says that Jack likes everything too much/Jack is too passionate about some media stuff, more than Gavin is about events in his life) Jack: "Yeah you have no soul Gavin we've discussed this before" Gavin: "I'm trying to have a soul more" | |
| #204 at 1:42:20 Gavin doesn't know the last time he cried, Gus cried at The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King | |
| #222 at 40:22~44:00 Heavy Rain, Dead Rising 2, movies, Gavin felt bad after a Game Of Thrones episode | |
| #354 at 29:19 Gavin: "Movies are sadder on planes", 29:38 Gavin almost cried during 17 Again | |
| #590 at 1:04:03 Gavin cried at the end of Half-Life: Alyx (his "eyes were full of tears", it was an overwhelming ending but not sad, he felt immersed in the world) | |
| 35:53-37:26 Jack's cat ran away during a move and she was found 2 weeks later (Jack lost his cat) | |
| 37:43 Burnie's dog got out of the house at night and came back the next day / Gus' dog ran out the front door and Esther yelled at him to stop and it stopped | |
| 38:35-39:02 When Burnie's cat Finch walked out of the apartment for the first time she froze and got close to the ground (first time seeing open sky, got as low to the ground as possible) | |
| #195 at 1:41:32-1:42:25 Burnie pet her maybe 5 times, she always wanted to be pet but she also couldn't stand it so she would run away in the middle of petting, she would sit behind Nathan's back on his chair (the back of his chair) | |
| #286 at 12:33-14:46 (also^) +Burnie's cat Finch passed away at 16 | |
| 39:02-39:57 Burnie and the hotel room that was a segment of an old ballroom with a really high ceiling (small hotel room, ball room) | |
| #469 at 1:13:50 | |
| (50:23 Someone comes in then leaves and slams the door, slammed the door, opens the door) (#219 at 1:46:57 it was Monty) | |
| 58:12 A guy killed himself and his heart was donated to another man that ended up falling in love with the first man's widow and then he also ended up killing himself | |
| ~1:10:00 Gavin is right about the size of the sun compared to the moon (in diameter, 400 times bigger) (perfect eclipses, distance from the moon and the sun, their size in the sky) | |
| ~1:21:00 Breaking Bad spoilercast | |
| RTP ##183 | |
| 12:56-13:44/13:55-14:36 Gavin has a slow motion video of a penis ejaculating that the previous guy that used the camera shot (Hannah Hart watches it on the podcast) (ejaculating in slow motion, ejaculation in slow motion, slow mo ejaculation/slow motion ejaculation/slow mo cum) | |
| #192 at 57:15 Gavin showed the video to a woman at a convention that asked about it (famous woman?) | |
| #344 Post Show at 21:14~22:05 When digital cameras became a thing a guy that worked with them told them as a matter of fact that the really cool thing about it is that you can take a picture of your dick from below your balls and make it look huge compared to your head, said this as if everybody does that (took dick pics, took the company's digital camera home) | |
| #471 Post Show at 1:11 | |
| 40:32-41:33 Barbara talking in rage-faces memes in inner-office emails (Barbara communicating/communicates) | |
| 44:07 Despair.com, demotivational posters, the anti "Hang in there" kitty (hang in there kitty) | |
| 45:48-46:04 Barbara's Gavin impression, "What if your legs..." | |
| #185 at 54:40-54:57 | |
| #220 at 42:23 Gavin's "Oh Michael" impression | |
| #306 at 1:06:50-1:06:59 Barbara imitates how Gavin speaks when he sees something cute (Barbara imitates Gavin) | |
| 46:25 Why is NASA split up to 3 different places for space shuttle launching/mission control/landing (so that the astronauts will feel like they traveled) | |
| RTP ##184 | |
| 1:22 Heated argument about Gus picking the theme songs (it's never the right cast in the song, 'show us when it was submitted') | |
| 15:26-16:09 Burnie wants a spoiler-free primer for video games that tells you what to pay attention to (what to collect/what not to collect, so to not miss on achievements and have to play the game all over again for one achievement, for every video game, before playing a video game) | |
| #387 at 30:57 Achievements that take too long to get/etc. (ones that make you play the game for months, requiering multiplayer) (impossible achievements) | |
| 20:32-21:04 The studio they were in last week 'smelled like a school library that was closed for 15 years', 'like an old fart that someone farted into a book' | |
| 24:26-24:44 Burnie: 'What if you dreamed that you couldn't fall asleep - would you wake up tired?' [science] | |
| 24:55-25:30 Significant others getting mad for stuff you did in their dreams (in her dream, she dreamed, girlfriend is mad at you, girlfriend's dream) | |
| #318 at 1:09:19 | |
| #320 at ~58:30 | |
| #444 Post Show at 31:41 (Burnie apologizes, Gavin and Gus don't) | |
| 30:44-31:11 A guys sat right in front of Gus in an empty theater (in the theater, sat in front) | |
| (alternative Batman movie names) 31:46-31:56 Batman Again, 33:05-33:20 Batman Came Up | |
| 35:25-36:34/36:59-37:49 Worst jobs/grossest jobs/Dirty Work documentary that Gus saw (collecting bull semen, cleaning septic tanks, mortician/dead body artist/embalming) | |
| #192 at 1:15:55-1:17:13/1:17:58-1:19:34 also about the documentary that Gus saw | |
| #192 at 1:19:34-1:26:11 Burnie and worst jobs contest story, Burnie's friend Dal, counting cows, Burnie got Greg Kinnear fired | |
| #392 at 1:05:11~1:12:35 (same story) | |
| comparison video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk46J4phhjY | |
| #393 at 1:34:40~1:35:30 Burnie talks about the fact that he told it twice (+Post Show at 10:54) | |
| 37:49-38:08 Gavin: 'Do you ever worry that we all have jobs that literally don't help the world in any way?' | |
| #352 at 6:59-7:25 Gavin and wasting someone's life with your own life (amount of recorded hours, videos, waste the fans' lives, waste someone's life with your life) | |
| 39:51-40:41 Gavin and LaCie harddrives/harddisks that are "Designed by Neil Poulton" - who is he? | |
| 40:47-41:02 Marc Jacobs by Marc Jacobs (#303 at 1:07:19) | |
| 43:32-43:59/45:02-48:25 Complaining about proprietary cables/ports (USB) (~46:00 "A dock in your clock?"/a duck in my clock/a dock in my clock) | |
| #184 at 51:28-53:19 Burnie has problems with Siri but she embarrasses him on the podcast when he tries to demonstrate it (setting an alarm, Burnie and Siri, Siri embarrasses Burnie) | |
| #277 at 22:10-24:24 Burnie's problem with Siri setting an alarm (it works when he tries it on the podcast, Siri embarrasses.., 2 alarms for 7am), problem Siri's text dictation (voice texting, speech to text, dictating texts, Siri loves proper nouns/names, Dave Movie/David Movie), Gus reads a weird text from Burnie (reads a text) | |
| #364 at 11:08-12:13 Siri recognizes Burnie's commands but doesn't perform them ("Call Gavin Free" "Calling Gavin Free... Sorry Burnie I can't make your phone call", "Set a timer for 10 minutes" "Setting a timer... Uh oh something's wrong") | |
| #365 at ~1:11:25~1:13:00 trying again (they also try calling each other) | |
| #327 Post Show at 8:23-9:06 Burnie says Siri cracks jokes at him but when he tries to demonstrate she doesn't do it (Siri's humor setting, Siri embarrasses..) | |
| #334 at 42:52-45:02 Burnie tries to access Barbara's Siri from the lock screen (it doesn't work at first, texting 40404 to post to Twitter [if you have DMs turned on, "17 butts", 50:38 Siri understood it as 17 Bucks and got her that username) | |
| #392 at ~1:25:10 Blaine tries to set a reminder and Siri says "interesting question" | |
| (#359 at 1:49:24 Blaine thinks Burnie is using Siri so he shouts "Fart poop dude") | |
| #394 Post Show at 13:52 Blaine's Siri calls him Batman (heard throw his pocket, Siri embarrasses) | |
| #424 at ~32:33~33:23 | |
| #405 at 48:13-48:52 Gavin enabled Hey Siri, Gavin was playing GTA and Siri thought he said Hey Siri so Gavin said "shut up Siri, I'm not talking to you", and when Gavin played the recording later Siri interrupted again | |
| #430 at 1:04:23~1:05:10 Brandon's phone reads out what Brandon has just said (phone transcribed, trying to do a web search) | |
| #500 at ~34:51~39:30 Burnie's massage therapy story / Siri fuck up, Burnie accidentally set up an appointment with Larry Hryb/Major Nelson from Xbox Live (confusion with Larry the masseuse) [RTAA] | |
| 53:20-54:03 Burnie can wake up whenever he wants to wake up, Burnie wakes up a minute before his alarm | |
| 56:33-57:21 Joel and and Soda can/Diet soda/Diet coke can during the filming of something | |
| 57:24 Gavin doesn't know how to identify tastes (to class tastes, food color blind/food illiterate/foodtarded, "people say cake is sweet so I say it is sweet", Gavin can't differentiate between tastes, different tastes, Gavin can't taste) | |
| #203 at 44:35 | |
| #234 at 2:53-3:46 | |
| #238 at 1:25:04~1:26:30 also + Gavin's 4 tastes (yucky-yummy-alcoholic-spicy) | |
| 1:00:02-1:00:21 Gavin: Imagine you had tastebuds on your hands | |
| 1:03:18 Lindsay's mom performed root canal surgery on herself (dentist) (doctor in Antarctica performed an appendectomy on himself, appendix, a woman performed a c-section on herself) | |
| 1:19:23 Infinit SUV with a top down view camera, renal car, "you can see your car from above", Birdseye view | |
| 1:29:35 Gavin is right about the thin skull rule/eggshell skull | |
| 1:33:07-1:34:53 Someone started a rumor about William H. Macy that he is a boomerang collector [not relevant but for keywords-Denis Leary], Richard Gear and the gerbil (rumor spread by Warren Beaty?) | |
| RTP ##185 | |
| 6:19-7:16 Gavin: Guys get boners/hard ons/rock ons at night so they won't pee themselves (there's a valve in there so you won't piss yourself in your sleep, women "get their clit on or something", morning wood, night boners, stop the need to pee, peeing with a boner ) [science] | |
| #213 at 1:23:46 Gavin gets a boner when he needs to pee because it stops you from pissing yourself | |
| #269 at ~1:08:50-1:09:18 Kerry: How does a piss fetish work with not being able to pee while having a boner | |
| #269 at 1:07:57~1:08:27/~1:11:03-1:11:42 Gavin: The need to pee is only mental (just say no, the need to piss, 'I know that I don't need to pee so I don't', also on the RTAA document) (~1:40:05 Gavin really needs to pee so he realizes that what he said is bullshit) | |
| 7:16 sleep paralysis, a video of a dog running in his sleep and wakes up and runs into a wall | |
| #225 at 24:29-24:54 Burnie's sleep paralysis | |
| #324 at 1:10:07 | |
| #238 at 27:58 Lindsay's sleep paralysis, Becca posted a security video of her screaming after a sleep paralysis (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGJvWgd-A7E) | |
| #344 at 1:36:51 (Burnie) They freaked somebody out by talking about it in a restaurant, he experienced the same thing years ago (old hag syndrome) | |
| Becca's post - https://archive.is/XTYkx (https://roosterteeth.com/post/51301369) | |
| 14:08 Burnie visited Twitter headquarters (Burnie was in Twitter/Burnie was at Twitter) | |
| 17:06-17:24 Secret areas at conventions, VidCon hallway into a big hall with thousands of seats | |
| 17:36-20:37 Burnie got his car towed in San Fransisco (rental car, parking in a commercial zone, toed, paid 510$, towing company, impound, 85$ ticket) | |
| 22:21-22:42 Bank Of America was unhelpful to Gus on Twitter | |
| 23:23-24:21 Gavin and Burnie were in the admirals lounge and were the last ones to board the plane, were late to board the plane, the flight crew were searching for them (admirals club/admiral's lounge/admiral club), Miles and Kerry boarded a plane late and walked in drinking smoothies | |
| #304 at ~33:00 Gus was in the Admiral's Club and a Spanish Jehovah's Witness lady talked to him | |
| #330 at 1:16:55~1:19:35/1:20:10-1:21:56 Flying tip: Go to the lounge to rebook your flight (there are people there who are better at rebooking, better than witing 5 hours at a line after your flight got canceled), and more about the perks of the club (including fast WiFi and nice toilets) | |
| 24:49 Burnie turns Joe The Cat into a pendulum (24:36 Long Joe The Cat on Burnie's hands), most relaxed cat | |
| 25:33 Declawing cats | |
| 31:02~33:40 Eggs, does an egg come out big side first or small side first?, chicken period/human period (chicken eggs/human eggs/people eggs) [science] | |
| #208 at 1:07:59~1:11:20 Gavin: Girls are born with all of their eggs which means that we were all in our grandmother once (as an egg in our mother before she was born), "you can't pick your egg" (choosing which egg to fertilize, women's eggs), "you're half an egg" "you're 50% egg and 50% jizz" [science] | |
| #277 at 43:54-45:45 below | |
| #370 at 1:20:01/~1:23:05 How are parents able to pick the sex of a baby? (centrifuge?), picking the sex of a baby, what determines the sex of a baby (is it the sperm or the egg that determines it?, the male determines) [science] (argument about semantics "the guy determines it" vs. "the guy throws it all in there and what sticks sticks") (+~1:27:15 Burnie: each load of jizz is either a bit feminine or a bit masculine, more male/female than the other) | |
| #370 at ~1:27:40 A video of the sperm's journey to the egg (sperm journey) | |
| #333 at ~44:00~47:20 Egg goop that protects from salmonella, Chicken eggs - do they have placenta?, is the yolk the baby? [science] | |
| 34:16~35:20 Not knowing what the right light switch is (always confusing with the ceiling fan switch or another light switch, light switches, lightswitches) | |
| #393 at 38:52/40:19 (includes Burnie's switches that were in the wrong order so he switched them and now he confuses them) | |
| #542 at ~12:12 | |
| 49:38 Tsunami warning, a Japanese village knew to leave/evacuated, bigger hill further away thanks to a 1,000 year-old song (earthquake) | |
| 52:20-53:04 Gavin jumped from a cliff into the water when the water was going down so it looked to him like he was floating in air (where the ocean rises up to the top of the rocks) | |
| #433 at ~6:38 Blaine jumped off a cliff (others also jumped) | |
| 53:49-54:22/54:58-55:28 Gavin and the "hanging things in your ear", cochlea, inner-ear fluid, balance/orientation [science] | |
| 55:13-57:23/58:31~1:00:40 Zero G/Vomit Comet, falling/gravity (video of a cat on the vomit comet) [science] | |
| #197 at 1:29:46-1:31:00 Porn on the vomit comet, sex in zero G, sex on the vomit comet | |
| #221 at ~54:20-55:02 Jerking off in space (semen in space, jizz floating) [science] | |
| #224 at 40:03 Sex experiments in space, sex in space, sex in zero g, jacking off in space, masturbating in space, jizzing in space [science] | |
| #240 at 10:04~12:00 Zero g porn?, astronaut's masturbation, toilet suction (astronauts poop/astronauts masturbating) | |
| #567 Post Show at ~2:40 (brief) conceiving is zero g/space? / Chris: "Can you get pregnant in space?" | |
| #633 at ~1:00:01 Sex in zero G, fluids floating, getting pushed back from jizzing [science] | |
| #224 at 36:46-37:58/38:12-39:35 Gavin and taking an aquarium to space, fish in a globe of water, Gavin: "Does the fish know that it's in space?", bubble in a sphere of water in space (fish in space, fish to space) [science] | |
| #633 at 58:57 Swimming in a globe of water in space [science] (picking one activity to do in zero G) | |
| 1:09:03-1:09:29/1:10:05-1:10:52 Gus' ghost tonsils at the doctor (Gus' tonsils were removed when he was a kid), Gus couldn't scream after the surgery | |
| #193 at 9:48-10:17 | |
| #338 at 23:44 | |
| 1:11:54 Burnie's friend's advice about memorizing a number (remembering a number/to remember a number, an address, Burnie couldn't remember a new address. remembering numbers/remember numbers/a number) | |
| #190 at 39:32-40:39 also^, 40:48 Burnie addresses the fact that he talked about it on a previous podcast (+Burnie mentions Jordan and they ask him to clarify which Jordan, "you know, Jordan") | |
| 1:12:53 Gavin's problem with the addressed in the U.S. (the house numbers in th U.K. start at 1) | |
| 1:13:49 House numbers in Japan (blocks, th oldest house in each neighborhood in number 1 and so forth, Japanese addresses) | |
| 1:24:11-1:24:51 Burnie thinks Election Day is always November 4th | |
| #186 (Part 4) at 7:29~9:15 Gavin doesn't know when U.K.'s Election Day is (Burnie then reads that there is no specific date, voting day) | |
| #508 at 54:46 Thanksgiving is on the 4th Thursday of November | |
| 1:27:03-1:28:03 Gavin: When looking at a tree while being in a car everything behind the tree is moving to one direction and everything in front of the tree moves to the other direction (goes one way/goes the other way, far itmes/close objects/landscape, motion parallax) [science] | |
| RTP ##186 | |
| (Part 1) 0:59 Joe The Cat puked, Kara gave Joe The Cat too much catnip to calm his stomach | |
| (Part 1) 9:37-10:19/11:45~13:00 Burnie and Gus used to play paintball games that lasted a few days (more below, in the 2nd #307) (during the night, crawling through the forest, people with tanks, scenario paintball events) (+Miles and his friends only had one paintball gun) | |
| #249 at 11:08 Gus hurt himself in that paintball game | |
| #307 at 1:09:16 Gus got shot in the back with a paintball, and a paintball ball bounced off the ground and hit Gus' testicles (Gus got hit with a paintball) | |
| #571 at 18:12 | |
| #307 at 1:10:08 The first time they played paintball they bought cheap paintball guns and wanted to shoot each other from up close to test how it feels | |
| #307 at 1:11:02/1:13:23~1:20:00 more about them playing paintball (objectives, automated turrets, flares lit them up) | |
| #307 at 1:22:31 Burnie got hurt in a paintball game | |
| (Part 2) 1:53 Gavin and hiccups (think about the next hiccup) | |
| (Part 2) 2:20 Gus' dog had hiccups go Gus screamed and scared him | |
| (Part 2) 3:15-3:38 Pound sign/hashtag | |
| #387 at ~0:51/~2:44 Burnie says "using the hashtag #RTPodcast" ("hashtag hashtag") | |
| (Part 2) 4:12-4:56 Gavin and Burnie played shortcut roulette, keyboard shortcuts, Burnie changed "party" to "a threesome with a dude I just met, do you want to come along" (autocorrect) | |
| (Part 2) 5:10-5:53 OMW/"On my way!" autocorrect (exclamation mark) | |
| #515 at 1:20:54 | |
| #353 at ~21:05 Blaine's friend Jeremy(?) got a photo from his girlfriend showing her outfit and Jeremy replied "dat ass" and it autocorrected to "fat ass" | |
| #364 at 13:06/15:18 iPhone is constantly misspelling, iPhone's AutoCorrect got way worse (spellcheck) | |
| #458 Post Show 7:07/7:39 Gus tried to write brave and it autocorrected to a different word 3 times (rave/brace) | |
| #469 at 44:50 AutoCorrect (vlog, changes the last word in a text before sending, changes a word twice after you correct it to the original word you wanted, changing a correctly spelled word into another word) / 1:38:07 Some words are auto-capitalized- RAGNAROK/Some/xBox | |
| #553 at 29:09 wrong autocorrects (of/if, capital letters, correcting a word into another word, etc.) | |
| (Part 2) 6:10-7:01 They blow Gavin's mind about how to use the Shift key on the phone (capitalizing letters, Caps Locking the phone, no need to hold the shift key down) | |
| (Part 2) 7:57 Biggest first world problems ("I can't find businesses that will take 100$ bills", "Siri doesn't work as well when it's connected over my in-car Bluetooth system...") | |
| (Part 2) 12:18-(Part 3)~1:40 Gavin's idea about a toilet that weighs your shit [hypothetical] (weighs your poop/biggest poop/biggest shit/largest shit/longest poop, shit statistics/poop statistics, toilet seat, life stats, deathbed statistics), Shitstats.com, 1:10 Gus: "Shit My Toilet Says" | |
| #269 at 1:06:25-1:07:27 Life stats at the end of your life (including number of poops/biggest poop, life statistics after you die) | |
| #352 at 1:26:24-1:26:54 Miles: What would you rather see at the end of your life? A K/D ratio and points screen with all of your achievements or end credits? [hypothetical] | |
| #311 at ~32:00 shitstats will become a thing (brief) | |
| #357 at 10:52 shitstats is actually getting close to reality | |
| #579 at 43:13 Weighing your dumps/weighing your pee/Weighing yourself before and after | |
| #609 at 12:31 (RTAA) Gus wants a Shitstats for his dog (Gus wonders what’s the percentage of times his dog poops out of all the times Gus takes him out, Gus wants a Shitstats for his dog, how much does Gus’ dog shit, does he shit more than his bodyweight in a week? how long does it take for him to shit his own bodyweight?) | |
| #349 at 34:08 (brief) biggest piss in the world (most pee/most piss/largest piss), biggest poop in the world/largest poop in the world/of each day | |
| #546 at 6:30 | |
| #396 Post Show at ~7:03 Farthest jizz/farthest cum/longest jizz | |
| #584 at 18:30 Gavin: How many grams of jizz are in your balls? (how much does the sperm in the balls weigh/how much does sperm/how much does jizz) / Chris suggests a competition of who can create the largest amount of jizz (who can jizz the most, Blaine's pun- cumpetition, jizz competition/cum competition) / 22:32 Chris reads cum info and tips (Gus suggests that Chris measures his ejaculation under different conditions, weighing your jizz/weigh your jizz, jizz stats/cum stats) | |
| (Part 3) 3:09 South Korean believe that sleeping with an electric fan on causes death (fan death) | |
| (Part 3) 5:40-7:03 Should NASA weigh the astronauts' poop?, argument (astronauts poop, weight on the space shuttle, how much fuel, do astronauts take a dump before going on the shuttle, why would they weigh the poop if they weigh the astronauts) | |
| #384 at ~5:44~6:11 How much does it cost to send poop to the moon? (extra weight, astronauts) | |
| (Part 5) 6:32 Burnie: "Politics is the polite way of telling people you know that you think they're stupid" | |
| (Part 6) 4:22-5:19 Miles kissed a girl dressed as a Navi from Avatar on Halloween, got blue paint on his face | |
| (Part 6) 9:36-10:39 Gus understood a girl's costume on Halloween, she had a baseball glove on her head, she was "a catch" (catcher's mitt), her boyfriend came over when he saw them talking | |
| (Part 6) 11:14~12:03 Gus wanted to watch something random on Netflix so he didn't look at the screen and navigated with his remote and landed on a documentary about Emily Hagins | |
| RTP ##187 | |
| (Burnie has a hoarse throat, sore throat, Burnie lost his voice) | |
| 2:13 Gus gets frustrated when trying to order drinks at a bar (mentioned on earlier podcast, "please complete my transaction") | |
| 6:24 The sight of blood, getting queasy, seeing blood, pricking fingers with needles, passing out | |
| 8:51~10:00 Gavin and the reason for passing out, your body tries to get horizontal so that blood will get to your head [science] | |
| 12:07 Gavin doesn't want to get married because he doesn't want to go through the planning of a wedding | |
| 33:09-34:06 Gus made a video for Achievement Hunter that was never released because he felt weird about it, Fable 2, a prostitute that likes being slapped and a prostitute that likes watching other women getting slapped (unreleased Gus video, Gus' video) | |
| 34:13-34:53 Gavin saw a picture of him and someone in a hotdog costume but he doesn't remember that it ever happened (dude dressed as a hotdog, Burnie was also in that photo) | |
| 34:53 Burnie didn't know where he was when he was traveling a lot (Burnie forgot where he was, talking to a doorman) | |
| (#187) 35:54-36:27 Gus was in a hotel room, Gus didn't remember where he was, Gus woke up and freaked out (also happened to Jack, Gavin likes that feeling) | |
| #331 Post Show at 9:15~11:20 Chris woke up and thought he was on a train in Australia (after going on a trail and being in the water and passing out for 5 hours) | |
| 38:14/38:49 Jack searches an actor on IMDB to show Gus but Gus doesn't care (they give him shit for it throughout the podcast, Jack IMDB) (#199 at 22:49 Jack: "How did that become a thing?!") | |
| 40:46 The richest man alive, Carlos Slim, Gavin worked out that he would have to spend 6.7 million dollars a day in order to spend all of his money until he dies, how much would it cost to buy every car that's manufactured in a day (all of the cars/all the cars) | |
| 49:17-51:26 [people spillng/etc.] Gavin stuck his finger in the beer bottle (Gavin's finger is stuck in the beer bottle, Gavin got his finger stuck) | |
| #252 at 1:38:16-1:38:42 | |
| #334 at 1:11:30 | |
| #190 at 1:31:26 Gavin shotguns a beer can and it sprays on Gus (can of beer, spills on Gus, sprays Gus) | |
| #304 at 40:34 Burnie spills beer on his laptop/himself, Burnie spilled/Burnie knocks over | |
| #317 at 1:20:55 Gavin tries to put the bottle opener around the bottlecap but misses, Gavin messes it up during an ad read (Gavin tries to open a beer bottle on screen during an ad read, Gavin fails to open) | |
| #317 at 1:21:35 Gavin holds the beer bottle upside down/beer upside down, Gus tells Gavin not to hold the bottle upside down (Gus scalds Gavin, "do not" "don't", Gavin is holding) | |
| #344 at 1:07:00 Gavin splashes beer in his eye accidentally | |
| #352 at 1:00:29 Barbara hits Gavin's beer bottle with her bottle to make it fizz and spill (overflow) | |
| #353 after 1:17:47 Joh spills beer | |
| #374 at 6:46 Barbara spills beer on Gavin while taking the laptop from Burnie (bottle spills on Gavin, Gavin jumps behind the couch, "it went in my gooch!") | |
| #380 at 11:11 Gavin spills beer on himself (right on his penis) [warning: loud scream] | |
| #401 at ~21:03 Gavin puts his bottle on the table and the beer fizzes over (beer overflows), Gavin says "oh no!" but doesn't move to fix it / Post Show at 7:55 Gavin knocks his bottle over | |
| #586 at 5:42/1:04:50 Gavin's beer overflows in the same way | |
| #418 at ~11:38 Gavin's bottle falls over off-screen, Gavin balanced his bottle on a cup (12:00) | |
| #424 at 7:10 Gus opens a champagne bottle and it overflows/spills (Gus tries to pop a champagne bottle at Blaine's ass) | |
| #473 at 2:38 Burnie opens a champagne bottle and it overflows on his laptop/carpet | |
| #429 Post Show at 3:20 Burnie carries a pizza/Burnie throws a pizza box on the table and beer spills (big pizza box) | |
| #448 at 2:15 Gavin spilled coffee on the shirts they had to show (Gavin ran over from a Let's Play right before the podcast started) / 8:25 Chris spills beer/Chris knock off the bottle and cleans the beer with the shirts | |
| #466 Post Show at (8:50) ~9:07 Steven throws a beer can to James and it fizzes and spills (overflows) when he opens it | |
| #481 at 37:07 Gavin's beer foams so he puts his finger in it but it sprays it all around including on Gus' laptop | |
| #515 at 1:08:34 Gavin accidentally knocks the beer bottle off the table, bottle falls, Gavin knocks off/Gavin spills/Gavin drops | |
| #549 at 1:21:40 Chris takes a beer aggressively (like Gavin) and it fizzes out (overflows) (Chris grabs a beer) | |
| #554 at 17:17 Burnie spills beer on his phone | |
| #556 at 1:04:07 Gavin knocks his bottle over and catches it and beer flies on Gus | |
| #567 at 39:54 Chris' beer fizzes over (overflows) | |
| #573 at (31:06) ~31:22 Gavin tilts Gus' mug and water spills / 51:29 Gavin's bottle slips on the couch (Gavin spills) | |
| #580 at 2:44 Gavin opens a pod shot above his mouth but it goes on his beard (Gavin breaks it like an egg, ~3:50 Chris does it successfully) / ~6:48 Barbara throws a pod so Chris will catch it in his mouth and it bounces off into his mic | |
| 51:26-52:11 Gavin likes to return stuff he bought and forgot about to where he bought it, Gavin found expired pot noodles from 1998 in his house (instant noodles), Gavin took it back to the store/Gavin put it back on the shelf in the store he bought it from | |
| #402 at 13:08-13:51 | |
| 52:46 Gavin and Gus vs. ketchup | |
| #302 at 1:21:27 Gus vs. sauces on food/ketchup/frosting, argument | |
| 52:11-52:31/54:06 Burnie and the spoiled ranch dressing (Burnie puts ranch dressing on pizza, the label was faded from the sun, from a gas station, it stood in the window for a long time | |
| 45:55 Gus can't taste bad milk/expired milk, Gus can't smell spoiled milk, the story with Esther telling him | |
| #351 at 1:22:22~1:24:45 two stories: at school & with Esther | |
| 55:44 Foods and drinks that get spoiled/expired/moldy / 56:14 Burnie: What doesn't spoil?, 58:03 Honey doesn't spoil | |
| #188 at 10:44-10:07 Honey doesn't spoil | |
| #201 at 15:47-17:03 Honey doesn't spoil (people that send Burnie those messages think they're doing it ironically, Burnie: Once you act like the Internet Idiot you are that person) | |
| #201 at 17:09-17:40 Ray started saying YOLO to make fun of it but ended up being the guy that says YOLO and meaning it, Burnie about the idea behind that term | |
| #259 at 1:08:22-1:08:45 Ray's controller has a marijuana leaf on it (Burnie: Ray needs to figure out where the irony stops and it's actually is his personality, 'ironic lifestyle', ironically) (they all got custom controllers to differentiate between them) | |
| #534 at ~1:10:39 Burnie: There's no such thing as "acting ironically" (if you're doing things ironically you're part of the problem that you're making fun of) | |
| #236 at 1:06:45 Honey crystallizes | |
| 1:00:21-1:01:27 Butts meeting in the conference room | |
| 1:03:40 Sorola.com | |
| 1:08:26~1:11:43 When they lost their virginity, losing their virginity | |
| #203 at 1:23:35 Their first time having sex (Gus: "Finally, there's boobs and I'm all over it, there's clunge and I'm in it", Gavin's first time was atrocious) | |
| 1:15:25-1:15:43 Burnie had a cat that walked into the room looked him in the eyes and said Hello before it threw up (Burnie's cat threw up, vomited, "practiced it for years") | |
| ~1:17:30 Showing a video of 3 cats sitting and someone puts oranges on their legs and they don't care | |
| 1:21:46-1:23:08 People waking up from a coma for one hour after giving them a sleeping pill | |
| 1:23:08 People are scared of death/of not existing/of being dead, Burnie: 'you didn't exist for an infinite amount of time before you were born', the idea of death, that you only have a limited amount of time on Earth, limited time of being alive | |
| #250 at 43:00 Gavin about Gus worrying about emails - the universe is really big/we live on a spec of dust/we only have a limited amount of time on Earth so why worry about emails | |
| 1:29:04-1:29:56 Gavin's idea about a waiting room in the sky, instead of flying you just wait for the Earth to spin and then coming down, going into space and waiting, space waiting rooms (space travel, wait in space/waiting in space, ..Earth to rotate, Earth rotating/Earth spinning, for keywords- space elevator) [science] | |
| #247 at 27:51 | |
| #462 Post Show at ~0:46 (on-off until ~10:00) Brandon asks if they would travel on Elon Musk's rocket that goes to space and lands in another place on Earth in about 30 minutes (it could explode but so could planes and cars) | |
| #676 at 10:41 Kerry: Can you go up in a hot air balloon and wait for the Earth to move so you'll end up somewhere else? (air travel, fly up/go up and wait) | |
| 1:32:13-1:32:42 Gus and Gavin almost got struck by lightning | |
| #301 at ~45:51 Gus' plane was struck by lightning (people started screaming, lightning struck) | |
| #559 at 30:45/35:26 (+the flight's path) | |
| #306 at 1:34:37 +Barbara was almost hit by lightning | |
| 1:32:46 Gavin: has there ever been someone that tried to punch lightning | |
| 1:33:06 Gavin about a lightning strike in slow motion | |
| RTP ##188 | |
| 3:41-4:56 Gavin and peeing through the gap between the toilet seat and the toilet ("Death piss"), Gavin's idea about a toilet funnel/toilet bump that funnels the piss back to the bowl | |
| 11:08-11:48 Gavin realized that honey is bee vomit, they bring up the [hypothetical]- what if you puked something that other animals eat | |
| 17:33-19:37 Anti rape condom with spikes, rape-axe, Gavin tries to think of a way to counteract that (going in wearing a hard shell first), Gavin: "I've never raped" | |
| 21:04-23:07 Stupid cops from Gus' hometown on the border had to transport a prisoner from Oklahoma and they stopped at a bar and drank with him being next to them, the people at the bar called the local police and the cops ran away (policemen, sheriff's deputies, criminal) | |
| 23:11-25:25 Rooster teeth bed/rooster teeth couch (by Kayla Kromer) (58:54/1:05:56 Burnie gets frustrated that he can't find and that nobody sends him a picture of the couch closed) | |
| #203 at 1:00:49 They superimposed the teeth bed onto the table which confuses Barbara and Gavin | |
| #205 at the start+50:47 Giant Joe The Cat, superimposed Joe The Cat onto the table, on the table | |
| 25:49/30:44 Felix Baumgartner, "bum-garden" (the man who jumped from the edge of space) (Gavin: if he had thrown his shoe would it fall faster than him? and if he shot a gun/bullet? [science]) | |
| 33:33 The speed of light [science] | |
| #204 at 1:14:46, +relativity, gps satellites time decay | |
| 35:33-36:47 Burnie: at some point we'll have to stop our technological advancement/technological development or we'll destroy ourselves (everyday people will have access to dangerous technologies, atomic bombs, viruses, advancement in technology, advancing technology) | |
| #206 at 1:19:47~1:21:20 | |
| #218 at ~24:20-24:48/29:18-31:05 | |
| 37:00 Man biting another man on the subway in China (man eating another man) / 41:33 the distinction between biting and eating | |
| 40:16 (from the end of the previous conversation) Burnie: for something to be acceptable it just has to happen, it became ok to talk about the presidential cum stain/semen stain on a dress (it only has to happen once), now it might become acceptable to see people eating each other | |
| 43:38 Gavin is embarrassed to use Shazam next to people because he thinks they'll judge him for not knowing the songs / 44:55 Gavin didn't know the band that he worked on their music video so he Shazamed them while working | |
| 45:52-48:55 When Gavin introduces himself he doesn't pay attention to the name of the other person because he is focused on saying his own name, introductions/introducing yourself and not listening to the name of the other person (Gavin doesn't hear people's names/Gavin doesn't listen to people's name, meeting someone for their first time), forgetting names instantly, tricks for remembering names/remember names (not remembering people's names/forgetting people's names), when you introduce yourself and the other person mishears your name and repeats it wrong and you think that that's their name (Gavin: "we both thought we were called Darren") | |
| #487 (in the conversation of "do you remember me?", around ~1:29:00, not listening to other people's names) | |
| (#188) 47:15 Gavin doesn't know the names of the people at the company (other employees/his coworkers), a documentary crew came to film at RT ('hey who's that?' 'dude with hat') | |
| #365 at 10:20 Knowing who works at the company and who doesn't (for kicking people out of the office, Gus still kicks people out), recognizing the people that work there), do they remember the names of the new employees?, they need a bouncer at the door/security guard for RT | |
| (#188) 48:01-48:57 Burnie didn't know how to pronounce Ray's last name (Burnie doesn't know, Ray's name, Gus also didn't know, Navarez/Narvaez) | |
| #284 at 1:23:06-1:24:45 also Gavin ignoring names (specifically with his neighbors), remembering your neighbors' names, when it happens to Miles Miles fesses up to not paying attention to their name and they fess up back that they did the same thing, Gus repeats their names in his head, saying "hey there/dude/man" (instead of saying the name), Gavin knows Daniel's name (Gavin knows his name/Gavin remembers) (also #380 below) | |
| #351 at 52:26~53:25 Matt wouldn't introduce himself to Patrick Schmidt (because he didn't do it for too long and wants to see how long he can go without ever talking to him, Matt didn't want to introduce himself, didn't introduce) | |
| #380 at 53:35-55:56 Gavin talks about meeting Aaron officially for the first time after he's already been working at the company for awhile, Marshall introduced himself to Gavin even though they worked together 4 years before, Chris introduced himself to people he already introduced himself to, introducing yourself to someone you already met, whenever a specific person at the company sees Barbara they say "hey Barbara" but Barbara doesn't remember their name, Gavin and Daniel's name | |
| #423 at 39:33-44:23 Mispronouncing last names, forgetting names/forgetting last names (serveral stories) | |
| #560 at 1:14:43 Jon about forgetting names | |
| 49:10-51:19/54:20-55:06 Gus doesn't give his phone as a check in (check-in) for flights because he doesn't trust that it will go smoothly which means he will have to talk to the clerk/security screener, flight pass/plane ticket/plane pass/flight ticket/boarding pass/e-ticket/electronic tickets/phone tickets/mobile tickets, Gus' ritualistic flying procedure, Gus doesn't want to talk to people because it will delay him from boarding the plane | |
| 52:00 Gavin lost his keys/Gavin left his keys/Gavin left his U.K. keys in the U.S. when he returned to the U.K. (Gus almost does a spittake) | |
| #225 at 1:48:06-1:49:54 Drunk Gavin lost his keys to Geoff/Griffon's house so he stood outside by the door all night in the rain and slept in a wooden hut (Gavin forgot his keys, Gavin slept in a shed i nthe backyard) | |
| 52:52 Talking about their closets/their clothes, Burnie turns the hangers of clothes he wears the other way and at the end of the month he throws away clothes that are on hangers that weren't turned (Burnie's clothes system, throwing clothes, throws clothes that), Barbara color coordinates her closet | |
| #537 at 1:12:43 Burnie has multiple sets of the same clothes (Burnie's clothes/Burnie's closet/Burnie's outfits, Burnie is wearing the same shirt as in the video they play) | |
| 55:22-56:00 Gavin gets dressed in the dark, Gavin sometimes wears non-matching shoes by mistake, Gus: why do we have to wear matching shoes? why do we wear the same shoes on each foot? | |
| #281 at 1:00:26 | |
| 55:54-57:23 Gavin: Your legs are uneven because of your teeth (uneven legs, legs length, body strength on the sides of the body depends on how close the teeth are, the distance between the teeth rows on each side of the mouth, your bite/the bite) [science] | |
| 1:19:50 Doppelbanger Subreddit (doppelganger) | |
| 1:28:49 First mention of RWBY | |
| #191 at 2:05 (Monty talks about it) | |
| #206 at 1:31:34 | |
| 1:35:19-1:35:55 Gavin bought skinny jeans when he was drunk | |
| #189 at 1:00:52-1:02:10 told by Michael | |
| RTP ##189 | |
| 10:11-12:02 Gus/Michael struggling not to fall asleep, falling asleep at the theater, chairs that are too comfortable, comfortable seats, a guy fell asleep during Inception (guy sleeping also mentioned on #200 at 1:32:34-1:33:12, saying "yes, yes" in his sleep) | |
| 14:35-15:34 Burnie and Miles' Bane impression (with a cup and a vase, Miles impersonates/Miles does the..) (also until ~17:15 and afterwards, includes them telling Michael to impersonate Alfred as Bane) | |
| 17:53 talking about and showing the trailer for the Machinima/Infonaut documentary "Red vs Blue vs Hollywood", documentary about RT, part 1-currently unavailable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkHTJjrX2iQ | |
| #191 at 55:02-56:30 (more about the doc until ~58:30) Gus shoved Miles' stuff off the table during his interview that just started, they left Miles and followed Gus for the rest of the day (Miles' table, Gus knocked off) | |
| 1:02:42-1:03:22 Burnie walked in on his parents having sex in his grandparents' house, Michael didn't have that problem because he was the third child | |
| 1:03:58-1:04:40 Michael's parents' different parenting approach towards him compared to his other brothers, youngest child, Michael got away with more shit, "be back by 9pm" ("just be back by dark") (#332 at 28:27) | |
| 1:08:48-1:09:30 When Lindsay takes off her shirts and jackets she turns them inside out (Lindsay's shirts) | |
| 1:15:10-1:16:27 Is is poor etiquette to get a lapdance from a stripper who's your friend's girlfriend (lap dance, someone at RT dated a stripper) | |
| 1:18:20-1:25:52 Michael had chest pains/shoulder pains, Michael went to the hospital and took pictures for the podcast/linkdump (when he was in the hospital) (~1:24:45 didn't want the headlines to be "he rage quit life") | |
| 1:25:52 Burnie's friend: Someone take me to the airplane place! (airplanes place) | |
| 1:32:13 Michael/Jack/Jordan and others went to The Waffle and Michael was the only one that didn't order a waffle which made Jack upset (cheeseburger with an egg) | |
| RTP ##190 | |
| 1:40-2:23 Gavin would do anything if it's filmed (if it's on camera) (#200 at 19:46-19:58, #220 brief at 1:04:32), Gavin would let Jack punch him with a boxing glove (punch Gavin) (#223 at 28:39, Gavin hoped Jack would forget about it) | |
| 8:15-9:39 20th Century Fox theme on a flute/recorder (playing the audio and laughing) | |
| 22:35-23:06/23:58-24:08/24:47-26:25 The full story of Burnie running into the "Austin asshole" while waiting in line at a restaurant, the guy complained as if Burnie was a non-local 'these damn people that come here from California' | |
| #387 at 1:13:36 | |
| #387 at 1:10:02 Gus wanted to punch a guy, Gus vs. the guy at the coffee shop that was condescending to him when he told Gus that he sat in his chair/Gus was sitting in his seat ("don't worry there's Pokemon over there too") (saw Gus was playing Pokemon Go) | |
| #419 at ~1:09:58 Brandon was saying that he likes Papa John's even though it's not an indie/local Austin business and a Guy overheard this and started berating him (Brandon was at a restaurant, supporting local businesses) | |
| #429 at 1:02:54 A guy stood in the parking lot and commented on Burnie's car ("well, it's definitely different, isn't it?") | |
| 26:30-28:41 Gus' Facebook friends, Gus was organizing his friends list on Facebook, deleting every person that posted that he didn't know, ended up with a list of people that haven't posted in a long time, death list/dead list, unfriending dead people (#361 Post Show at ~3:00~4:20) | |
| 30:21 Frank sends the same happy birthday message to everybody (out of 2 choices) | |
| #377 Post Show at ~2:22 Gus reads it | |
| 32:51-35:34 Gavin is right about "the speed of push" [science] | |
| #315 at 53:29 Sally explains | |
| (#190) 36:01-37:45 Gavin and "the speed of gravity", the speed of the effect of gravity (if a planet suddenly appeared next to Earth will we see it first or feel its gravity first?) (Gavin mimes suggestively, Gavin and Gus mime) [science] | |
| (#190) 44:17-45:13 Burnie and "the speed of sit", plane turbulence [science] | |
| #204 at 37:53-39:33 Gavin and the definition of speed, your speed while floating in space, space speed, speed is relative [science] | |
| #209 at 55:52 Gavin and "the speed of nuclear radiation" (it's between the speed of Gavin and the speed of light, nuclear dust, speed of dust, "Gavin Free: faster than dust") [science] (atom bomb/atomic bomb/nuclear weapon) | |
| 42:01 Gavin was on a flight during hurricane Sandy, people were screaming, turbulence (Gavin was on a plane during..) (#197 at 1:14:17-1:15:14) | |
| 45:15-46:12/47:20-49:42 Burnie's friend's ears popped during a flight and then the oxygen masks dropped down, the pilot/the plane dove down to 10,000 feet (dropped) because of loss of air pressure/cabin pressure so there was no oxygen (an old woman peed herself, people were screaming and praying, passengers were throwing up/passengers threw up from the heat, people were kissing the ground/people kissed the ground) | |
| 52:11-54:07 Burnie: Would you rather get sucked out of a plane and fall, or fall off a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean? [hypothetical] | |
| 54:08-54:38 Gus doesn't float, Gus floats X feet underwater | |
| #285 at 54:51-55:36 | |
| #313 at ~34:00 | |
| 52:12 Gavin says you could survive falling from a plane by landing through a tree, 54:46-55:33/57:10-57:57/58:34-59:21/59:36-1:01:28 Burnie's friend and falling from a plane onto a hill/mountain and running downhill to survive, Gavin defends that idea, also falling from bike in a stunt show, falling from a skyscraper and hanging on to it/to a drainpipe (running down a mountain/running down a hill, falling out of a plane) (compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSKU39nK3cQ) (preceding with the previous conversation, Gavin saying you can survive a free fall), argument [science] | |
| #211 at 38:43-45:31 +aiming your body from the air | |
| #214 at 31:12-32:16 | |
| #251 at 47:03-47:33 | |
| #258 at 28:06-28:35 | |
| https://roosterteeth.com/watch/rt-extras-2019-rtp-sdcc at 1:22 (brief) | |
| 56:17-57:10 Terminal velocity (people think it is "the speed of death", the falling speed that kills you) [science] | |
| 1:07:16-1:07:50 Gavin and nailing where a guy's nipples are through the shirt, Gus nails Gavin's nipple | |
| 1:17:41 Nuclear waste sites, warnings for future generations (how will people in the future know they are deadly) [science] | |
| #559 at 38:43 Would warning symbols stand the test of time? (warning signs, nuclear waste, +Voyager) | |
| #632 at 28:34-30:20 The warning sign they put near welding machines, a person with their lungs exploded out of their body, lungs disintegrating | |
| 1:21:37 Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis got raped at gun-point/sodomized at gun-point by a stalker, forced to film a sex tapes, Gavin would be like "thank god you're filming this" (thank god it's being filmed" (evidence) | |
| 1:27:18 Gavin doesn't care about the environment, Gus doesn't care about the environment because he won't have kids so the world needs to be livable only for his lifetime (pollution/recycling/environmentalism), Gus won't have children so the pollution ends with him (Gus doesn't care if the world ends after he's dead) | |
| #250 at 1:19:15-1:19:57 | |
| #341 at 1:27:02 | |
| #405 Post Show at ~11:53 (14:38 RTAA, heated argument) | |
| #544 at 1:00:14 (his effect on the Earth dies with him, and serial killers are even better in saving the Earth) | |
| 1:28:19-1:29:52 Gavin isn't convinced that life existed before he was born/there is no evidence that could prove it/everything could have been created when he was born, no proof, Gavin: “I'm not convinced life existed before I was born---right?” Burnie: "No, not right. Why would you ask that? 'Right?' No." [quote] (Gavin doesn't believe/Gavin isn't sure/Gavin doesn't think) | |
| #226 at 39:19-39:59 | |
| #251 at 46:34~47:07 Gavin says you can't be sure that people will continue existing after you die (from a conversation about life insurance that starts earlier, Gavin says life insurance is pointless) | |
| RTP ##191 | |
| 28:19-29:00 Signing as each other, Monty signed as Gavin (+as Gayvin), multiple people signed their name as Ray (signed Ray, signed as Ray) | |
| 38:07 Lindsay shouts at Miles from off-screen: "You said you were taking care of sick people Miles!" | |
| 39:28-40:15 Gus' Halloween Luigi costume | |
| #241 at 57:08-57:31/58:03-58:33 | |
| #345 at 16:03/16:47 [RTAA] | |
| ~47:00 Miles does a spittake, beer up his nose | |
| 47:25-48:30 Gus scared Miles, Gus jumped out | |
| 50:15-50:49 Miles (describing an audiobook): "And then she came in with her breasts all out there and shit" | |
| 1:01:14-1:02:01 Miles can't watch shows with awkward situations like American Idol/Doug/Boy Meets World/Curb Your Enthusiasm (Miles doesn't watch, watching auditions) (Miles can't watch cringe-worthy/awkward shows/awkward films/cringey) | |
| #269 at 43:45~46:27/47:14-48:08 ^, +Gavin: 'can an Ethiopian kid cringe?' and more about the origin of cringe | |
| 1:22:51-1:24:50 Gus had to sing for an RvB PSA/voting PSA/voting musical, autotune/auto-tune (Gus sang) | |
| RTP ##192 | |
| 2:05 Burnie wants to be a cat for a day, live one day as a cat, to know what it feels like when giants pet you and give you massages (what's it like being Joe The Cat) | |
| 2:52-3:21 Selfies (Burnie brings it up for the first time) | |
| #236 at ~33:06~35:05 general conversation about it (doing hand signs while taking selfies, watching other people take selfies, digital cameras made it common to take a picture of yourself) | |
| #259 at 12:16 Selfies and head lice | |
| #279 at 28:37 | |
| #366 at 1:39:36 If selfies spread head lice what would happen if people did dick selfies (pubic lice) | |
| #302 at 1:02:58~1:04:40 Burnie vs. selfies, Burnie: they added a second camera to phones especially for selfies / people take pictures of their dumb face and saying "I'm drinking a crazy beer" and not showing the beer or what's weird about it | |
| #323 at 1:26:54-1:33:44 Burnie continues to rant about how people block most of the photo/background with their faces (~1:29:45 Burnie gets close to the camera/Burnie is close to the camera/Burnie is near the camera) | |
| #429 at 25:18 Returning to the original conversation, taking photos with the 2 cameras at the same time (front/back), Twofie (LG) | |
| #528 at 34:00 comparing the idea of selfies to old photo albums (photo albums of places/holidays/vacations barely had any photos of the people taking them) | |
| (#560 at ~46:14 Kids today have so much more photos and videos taken of them and in great quality compared to old photos albums with less photos/blurry photos) | |
| 3:50-4:08/34:22-35:53/41:47-42:21/1:43:19-1:43:51 Measuring your penis, dick length/penis length, vagina depth (like a depth of a pond) (measuring penises), Gus' penis length (claimed 8.5 inches, but actually 7 inches- #194 at 1:20:01-1:21:35, +Gus told Burnie to "ask Frank" for length validation) | |
| 4:09-8:08 The mystery of the tequila bottle (alcohol bottle, filled it with water) (also mentioned after 1:35:55) | |
| #193 at 14:27-19:55 Dustin is the one that drank the tequila, filled the tequila bottle with water | |
| #215 at 40:41 Holly took the honey, Holly set off the alarm in the office on her way to the podcast | |
| #281 at 4:59-8:30 People using bikes to move between RT's studios/offices (argument), Miles and Kerry rode together on the office bike (office bicycle) and bent its back tire (broke the bike/broke the bicycle/bent the bike, back wheel, bent the tire) | |
| #284 at 1:29:29-1:38:45 shaming mail from Yvonne, trying to fix the bike at a store | |
| #367 Post Show at 21:09 Gus had to sign a waver saying he understood the risks of riding the bike (Gus' problem with RT) | |
| #367 at 4:27~5:55 Someone always takes Burnie's favorite snack from the snack area (2 bags of Oven Baked Cheddar Ruffles, chips bags) | |
| 10:51 Gus' toilet/Gus' bathroom, you can hear everything, needing to pee quietly/poop quietly/peeing quietly/pooping quietly | |
| (#192) 54:10 Gus doesn't poop in front of Esther | |
| (#192) 54:37-55:33 People talking to you while you're on the toilet (talk while on the toilet/talking while on the toilet, people that talk to you while you're peeing) | |
| #318 at 29:57 (+people that talk on the phone while on the toilet) | |
| #319 at 39:16 (+Matt's old boss/Matt's boss used to have the same pee schedule as him) | |
| #324 at 49:22 Blaine was talking to Josh on the phone while taking a shit and he flushed the toilet instead of hanging up (Blaine talked to Josh/Blaine was on the toilet) | |
| 12:33-13:50/14:57-15:16 Dan peed in a bottle during a convention (peed into a bottle, into a vodka bottle, filled the bottle all the way and it spilled), Gavin caught Dan | |
| 13:51-14:57 Gus peed into beer bottles at the old office, filled up 5 bottles | |
| 23:45-24:42 Gavin and the piss arch, peeing in an arch, backing up from the toilet as far as you can and getting closer as the pee stream weakens, arcing pee/arch your pee/arch the pee, peeing from the hallway, Gavin: "I can't do it anymore... the diameter of my peehole got big..." | |
| #584 Post Show at 5:16 Blaine about a kid in his school that did similar things/tricks (but also squeezed/held his penis to strengthen the stream, pee trick shots), Chris about 2 kids that competed who can nail the urinal from farther away | |
| 31:12-31:30 Gus is low in the shot/low in the frame (Gus gets lower) / 1:34:02 Burnie is low in the shot/low in the frame (Burnie gets lower) | |
| #194 at 58:36 Joel is low in the shot | |
| #219 at 1:17:02 Burnie is on the edge of the frame | |
| #209 at ~1:39:46 Gus slouches in his chair from frustration (Gus is low in his chair/low in his seat/down in his chair, Gus slumps/Gus slides) | |
| #259 at ~1:46:35 | |
| #333 at 1:34:29 (talking about him ducking in his seat in a rollercoaster, same on #403 at ~10:10) | |
| #382 at (~1:04:05) ~1:04:30~1:05:10 Gus slides and puts his head up/Gus hangs from the chair (frstration with Gavin) | |
| #677 at 1:10:38~1:11:21 Gus slumps from the awkwardness of Chris talking about lumps in a "sexy talk" context | |
| #333 Post Show first 2 minutes - they all slouch down in their seats/in their chairs | |
| #352 at 1:29:38 Jon is low in his seat, a shot of Jon's crotch, Jon slouches in his seat | |
| #371 at ~53:44 Gus is diagonal in his seat/in the frame because of the topic of conversation | |
| #410 Post Show Burnie is low in his seat/Burnie slouches in his seat for a long time | |
| #609 (beginning part) Gavin is low in the frame to reveal his clean-shaven face | |
| 30:40 flightradar24.com, planes website, flights website, all of the planes that are in the air, airplanes/flights | |
| 37:48-40:55/1:11:17-1:11:47 Jordan's drawing process, drawing ground beef, drawing arms/drawing fingers / Trouble differentiating between rt girls/rt ladies/rt women as RTAA characters, drawing them differently from one another - only the hair | |
| #512 at 7:14 Trouble differentiating between the cartoon characters of Barbara and Elyse | |
| 40:56/1:26:52-1:27:22 Jordan is the best dressed man at the company (best dresser, dapper), (to Jordan) Gavin: "Do you get asked if you're gay a lot?" (if he's gay), 1:32:52-1:33:25 'we've established that Jordan is gay', Gavin: "I'm just confused around you Jordan" | |
| #202 at 2:35 | |
| 42:39-43:37 Burnie: Gavin asks questions but doesn't answer when he's asked them back (Gavin loves to ask personal questions, Gavin likes to ask) (#193 at 49:48, brief) | |
| 46:29 Hottest celebrities that the don't find attractive/not their type, Gus and Jordan- Angelina Jolie, Barbara- Brad Pitt, Burnie- Natalie Portman/Cindy Crawford/Halle Berry, Gavin: Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like a painting that got rained on | |
| #195 at 1:18:13 Barbara calls Kirsten Dunst plain looking, Burnie tries to understand why women call other women "plain", a female friend of Burnie's explained that it mean- "you can walk into any mall in America and find a girl just as hot as her" Burnie: 'yeah and I'd want to bang her too, what do you mean?' (the hottest girl at the mall) | |
| 50:18-50:58 Racist penis/racist libido | |
| 57:00-59:22 What counts as indecent exposure (a picture of your penis?), what about a tattoo of Gavin's anus (anus tattoo/butthole tattoo/asshole tattoo, his anus) | |
| #193 at 13:48-14:07 Gavin: "Stuff is only offensive from a certain distance" [quote], a far away asshole is not offensive because you can barely see it and a closeup of an asshole is not offensive because you can't see what it is (the creases of the asshole, anus crease, the distance) | |
| #364 at 1:33:38-1:34:45 "Distance is everything" ("distance from penis", "sphinctal edge") | |
| #374 Post Show at 19:36-20:20 Showing a colonoscopy is fine if you don't show the entering part | |
| (#371 at 1:05:59~1:07:50 Edible chocolate anus, mentioned below) | |
| #204 at 29:44-30:00/32:57-33:45 Gavin: Would you get arrested for walking in public holding a TV that's playing porn, projecting porn on the side of a building from your apartment, putting a big screen with porn on it facing your window, having sex next to a window | |
| #505 at ~38:05 Public masturbation / What are the qualifications for indecent exposure (what if the door is open and people can see into your house, peeping tom) | |
| #676 at ~1:11:50~1:16:00 Is public urination indecent exposure? Is peeing your pants in public illegal? | |
| 59:23-59:40 Burnie dared Geoff for 1,000$ to get Burnie's face tattooed on his body, Gavin: "To scale?" | |
| 1:04:23-1:06:34 Why slamming the top of a wine bottle/the top of a beer bottle causes the bottom to break (bottle bottom/bottom of a bottle, slam on the top), vacuum/pressure [science] | |
| 1:08:10 How is Joe The Cat so chilled/so relaxed, Burnie's ex-wife gave him to Burnie when he was a kitten, Joe The Cat got used to being held constantly from a young age, Lindsay spins Joe The Cat | |
| 1:09:38 Lindsay ripped Miles' shirt open ("you're not getting pass me, what's the password?") | |
| 1:15:55 Not apologizing anymore for repeating conversations on the podcast (retelling stories/repeating stories) | |
| #265 at 2:14-2:45 Burnie listened to 2 random RT podcasts and they had 20% of the same conversations, talking about the same things, 'we only have so many stories' | |
| #393 Post Show (around 12:00-15:00) | |
| #276 at 47:09-47:28 Repeating stories from podcast #151 (Compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilX2nSpUUl4) (this fact is mentioned at 50:26/57:06~58:50/1:00:29/1:17:19-1:18:12, mostly by Gavin trolling Burnie/Gavin trolls Burnie) (same conversations from an old podcast, a previous podcast) | |
| #367 Post Show at 2:58-4:20 Gus retells something he just told a few podcasts before (that he watched Predator when he was 9, repeating stories, they're like an old married couple, Gus mentions the podcast above where Gavin trolled Burnie) | |
| #393 at 1:35:30~1:36:00 Gavin: "A lot of people binge the podcasts in the span of months... for us it spans multiple years, it's impossible to remember what was said on them and what was said off them" (remembering every conversation from old podcasts is impossible, you don't know when you talked about something) | |
| #408 at 1:24:24 repeating stories for new listeners | |
| #426 at 1:14:30 | |
| 1:28:14 Barbara went after a guy, Barbara asks out/Barbara asked out, Barbara told a guy that she had a crush on him, Barbara: "I made him very clear that I'm interested in him" Burnie: "What the fuck does that mean? That's such a girl comment to make" | |
| 1:31:39 Buying drinks for a girl (buy drinks, girls receiving drinks from guys, girls getting drinks, free drinks) | |
| 1:34:11-1:34:34 Funny segment where Burnie holds an iPad, Gavin: a guy can't look good holding an iPad (looking manly while), they don't cut to Burnie fast enough, Burnie's glasses are crooked, funny faces/funny facial expressions also during the next segment | |
| 1:34:35 Gavin and Burnie took one bad photo each day when they were in Australia (photos with fans/pictures with fans, one weird photo every day, one silly photo) | |
| 1:34:47 Barbara puts Burnie's glasses on (Barbara with glasses), then Jordan puts Burnie's glasses on, and Gavin at 1:35:51 | |
| 1:35:55-1:37:27 They're tired of working with children, "children", like little children, working with young people at the company, young employees (also mentioned on an audio podcast, about 'the young people upstairs'), resolving arguments between RT coworkers, RT employees, Brandon took Jack's microphone without asking | |
| #194 at ~57:13~58:42 more about the young employees, Joel becomes speechless trying to talk about the younger generation | |
| RTP ##193 | |
| 1:34 British teeth, English teeth, bad teeth, dealing with toothache/teethache/tooth pain/teeth pain, would you knock your tooth out (your own tooth, their own tooth, their own teeth) | |
| 2:06 Miles squirts beer through his teeth on Gavin and Burnie (Miles spits on Gavin, gap in his teeth, teeth gap) | |
| 14:43 Gus is talking but the camera is on Burnie (but the camera stays on Burnie, Gus talks but.., Burnie lipsyncs what Gus is saying, Burnie mouths) | |
| 12:34-13:07 Michael used to watch graphic medical shows as a kid because his mother watched them ('Inside the surgery room', Michael watched, Michael's mom) | |
| #202 at 1:10:39-1:13:13/1:16:01-1:17:25 Same +Michael used to watch crime documentaries and he learned all the best ways to commit murder without leaving evidence and dispose of the body (Michael watched, disposing of...) | |
| (puking stories/vomiting stories:) | |
| 21:22-22:59 Michael about Lindsay and the glass of milk/milk glass, bad milk | |
| 23:10 Miles and the left over candies, Miles threw up gummy worms, Miles threw up milk, vomited milk, Miles's dad bought candies in bulk/candy in bulk (Miles's dad used to buy..), Miles didn't buy candy at the theater but instead brought them from home, cabinets filled with candy, (to Miles) Gavin: "Do you take milk out of the fridge and then walk up to a cow and drink it?" | |
| 28:32-29:45 Michael puked through his fingers in the car and his friend freaked out as if he was in a sinking ship, road sick/car sick | |
| 30:58 Michael's brother was eating Taco Bell and a piece fell out of his mouth into Michael's friend's mouth (bunk beds, bunkbeds, into his mouth, into the mouth) | |
| 36:58 Burnie's friend litters because "littering creates jobs" (someone will have a job cleaning it up) | |
| #502 at ~56:09 Littering | |
| 41:29-42:45 Gus and the guy that tried to hit on the cashier at a grocery store, the awkward conversation ("hey, it's you again, remember me?", mentioning his lawsuit, will get his day in court tomorrow) | |
| 43:21-45:45/46:22-47:11 Michael's hair is straight, Michael has straight hair, Michael got bored, saw the hair straightener that he bought a year before | |
| 46:04-46:16 Gavin's smug face (flared nostrils) | |
| #195 at 19:15-20:27 Gavin and Ray's text conversation is just photos of themselves, Barbara and Gavin send each other photos of themselves making ugly facial expressions/ugly faces/funny facial expressions (text each other), Gavin can't make a funny face without making a noise | |
| #415 at ~14:29-15:53 Burnie and Barbara text inappropriate/text dumb/text stupid things to each other, unflattering photos (send each other) | |
| 48:16-49:02 Miles' photos/Miles' pictures from school, young Miles, Miles showing photos of himself, Gavin- 'you have a different shaped skull there', Burnie: "You look like a nerdy kid that somebody made up for a movie" [quote], photos of Miles, pictures of Miles, photo of Miles, picture of Miles | |
| ~52:45 Gavin: "HD is just distance" | |
| 1:00:51 Kara bought a turkey doll that does the Chicken Dance | |
| (between - Taxes on lottery winnings) | |
| 1:03:49 Gus hates Bank Of America, got a settlement check from them for 3.24$ and deposited it immediately (class action lawsuit) | |
| 1:05:22~1:07:00 Gus is working on assembling a Forward Unto Dawn spaceship from Halo (Mega Bloks, lego set) | |
| ~1:11:00 RT filming on the Forward Unto Dawn set | |
| 1:18:40~1:20:00 Lindsay invited Michael to Thanksgiving dinner with her family while she was still with her boyfriend who was going to be there, Michael didn't go (Lindsay's boyfriend) | |
| ~1:20:00 Snooping on your significant other's conversations (emails/messages/etc.) or your significant other snooping on yours, Gavin would break up with his girlfriend if she looked through his conversations (private messages/private conversations) | |
| 1:22:27-1:24:00 Lindsay asked 2 guys to prom by mistake (asked a guy she liked while he's friend stood next to him and they asked her "you mean both of us?") | |
| 1:31:13 Michael crawls back to the podcast after going to the bathroom, the camera cuts to him on the floor | |
| ~1:35:00 Burnie doesn't want to belong to grocery store clubs/to have grocery store cards, discount cards, because they track your purchase history | |
| 1:43:38-1:44:06 Gavin doesn't like to keep people waiting, when Gavin orders food at a restaurant he has a backup order in case the waiter comes to the table before he got a chance to look at the whole menu (ordering food) | |
| #343 at 21:35~22:40 Burnie about Gavin's 3 questions rule with waiters (waiters questions, in restaurants, three questions, which X do you want/how do you want it made, 'I just want to order my food', when waiters, "bring the food that I've said and I'll eat the food") | |
| 1:44:08-1:44:58 Michael/Barbara/Chris went to eat and Chris was told that they don't have what he ordered, his world crumbled around him, Michael- it's like he was told "also your family is dead", Chris ordering food/Chris ordered food, they were out of.., waiter told Chris | |
| 1:47:07-1:48:31 When the waiter comes with the food and nobody claims the food ("who ordered the...?") and Burnie and Gus have to say who it's for ("you ordered it!"), tell the waiter/tells the waiter, when the waiter brings the food | |
| 1:48:35-1:49:32 Michael/Lindsay/Gus/Esther went to a restaurant, when they got the bill, Michael left the perfect amount of money at the restaurant (including tip and tax), it's the only time it has happened in Gus' life, "are you good? do you need change?" "no, I'm good" "oh my god thank god!", left the same amount Gus would have left | |
| RTP ##194 | |
| (Burnie is in Gus' seat, switched seats/changed seats - mentioned on #193 at 1:16:04) (5:12 Joel sat in Burnie's chair and refused to move) | |
| (throughout - they keep bringing up Halo 4 but the conversation keeps getting derailed, trying to talk about Halo 4, 36:28 called out by the audience, they do talk about it though) | |
| 1:50-2:14 Before the podcast Brandon told them to have high energy in the most unenergetic tone, "Guys we really need to get the energy up" (Gavin impersonates Brandon, Gavin does a Brandon impression) | |
| 3:29 Gavin never seen Joel look comfortable, Joel has never been comfortable | |
| (Nerdist bowling competition, + ~12:30) (#570 at 45:12 that's how they met Todd) | |
| 3:46 It's not possible to look good while you're bowling | |
| 5:38 Joel has to sit on the left side | |
| 8:30-8:55 Gavin wants an 18+ agegate filter for his eyes so that he wouldn't have to automatically see every gross/horrible thing that people show him (age-gate, eyes filter, vision filter, eye filter) [hypothetical] | |
| #207 at 1:09:37 Gavin wants to be able to control his brain to censor and filter out something that he doesn't want to visualize (control your brain) | |
| #393 at 37:20-38:37 Gavin's need for a "mind reset" (Gavin forgot which knob was for cold water and which for hot water, tap/faucet, Gavin had to walk away and come back again) (Gavin wants the ability to reset his mind/reset your mind, Gavin wants a mind reset) | |
| #203 at 1:26:30 When the body is loose it sustains less injuries, why don't we have more control over our bodies, why can't we tell our bodies to go limp before an accident instead of going stiff/rigid/braced/lock up which causes more harm (people that fell asleep driving and drunk drivers survive more, why drunk drivers) (control your body, control our body, control his body) | |
| #316 at ~1:19:36-1:20:48 | |
| #231 at 53:02 Burnie wants to know why you can't retrieve information stored in your brain faster without needing to trick it (the brain having to trick itself to get to the information), why can't you control your brain better (accessing memories, memory) [science] | |
| #232 at 37:49~43:00 Gavin and tattooing your eyelids black to block all light, argument, evolved to detect stuff that moves across our vision when we have our eyes closed, talking about caveman Gavin [science], 42:16 Gavin's dark bedroom to help him fall asleep, glossy vs. matte paint | |
| #365 at ~45:45-47:04 Burnie and Gus give Gavin shit because Gavin wears an eyemask on planes, they say eyelids are their eyemask, again about tattooing your eyelids black | |
| #486 at 1:11:38 Would you rather have contacts/eyes with dimmers -or- night vision -or- eyelids that block all light -or- ears/ear-piece with universal translation (foreign languages translation) [hypothetical] (argument about eyelids that block light) | |
| #515 at 1:08:34-1:12:37 Gavin again: eyelids should be black, argument | |
| #271 at 1:17:37 Gavin about the possibility of LED contact lens | |
| 23:37 (Joel flub kinda) "Vica Versa"/Vice Versa/Visa Verca, "according to the meaning of the word it could be either one" | |
| 24:27-24:51 Gavin: "If somebody shoved a siren up your asshole would it be quieter if you were a fat guy?" (does fat absorb sound?, absorbing sound) [hypothetical] [science] | |
| ~27:30 Gavin's pun, HD Wii, HDwii | |
| #243 at 1:31:37-1:31:47 (The Gauntlet) Barbara: "Adam and Adam did a really good job..." Gavin: "They were Adamant about it" | |
| #275 at 1:35:02-1:35:53 (North Pole) "I wonder who will finish in pole position" | |
| #291 at 1:19:34-1:19:52 Jaywalking/Jailwalking in Singapore | |
| #317 at 1:16:06-1:16:26 Sim-ant-tick/Semantic, Sim Ant (SimAnt) | |
| #333 (1:07:15 Burnie went on vacation to the Gulf Coast) 1:08:00-1:08:15 Burnie: There were dolphins, Gavin: Gulfins? | |
| #364 at 40:47 Uber for Superpowers, Suber ("Gavin steals Barbara's pun") + 1:19:05 Brisket/Brisk (conversation about foods that are hard to chew/chewing fast) | |
| #369 at 56:19 Troll doll/"Controll room" | |
| #372 at ~32:01 "The More You Gnome" / 1:13:59 pronouncing Mader "it doesn't Madder" | |
| #386 at 39:31-39:48 Outies-Audis (I prefer BMWs, outties) | |
| #390 at ~17:58~18:25 FEMA dogs looking for the femur bones | |
| #578 Post Show at 11:59 Gavin: "You should go on his podcast and say you're his venison" (Chris' dad's deer podcast, venison=deer meat) | |
| 36:38~38:45 Argument, Joel signed the Tower Of Pimps that a fan gave them during a panel at PAX, Joel and Jack talk at the same time and the others crack up, Jack and Joel are talking over each other, Gavin: "I want someone to subtitle that and send it to me because that was incredible" | |
| #279 after 1:07:33 | |
| #336 at 1:15:57 it happened again on the large Tower Of Pimps | |
| #226 at 40:00-40:36 Joel gives Jack's phone number (Jack's number), 47:42-52:00 Jack confronts Joel, 55:45 (compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYx5YwgU9eU) | |
| #228 at 10:28-12:30 Jack explains what Joel did to his phone (switched sim cards) | |
| 54:46-56:11 Burnie reacts to a commenter/tweet about a Halo 4 Spoilercast (which was mentioned at 33:33-33:50), "you're banned from watching the podcast", Burnie: we can't communicate any information anymore, people will always not get it and keep asking about things that have already been explained, people asking when a DVD comes out even after it was announced (This DVDComesOutNextWeek.com), communicating information to the Internet, communicate information to the audience, then people on Twitter ask "You guys are putting out a DVD? When?" (communicating information/spreading information) | |
| (#194) 1:03:20-1:03:39/1:04:09-1:04:55 AreYouMakingMoreRedVsBlue.com | |
| #450 Post Show at 15:23 Someone emailed Gus saying they should make more RvB (and then replied back during the Post Show) | |
| #504 at 1:28:08-1:29:45 | |
| #210 at 1:42 Someone created AreYouMakingMoreSlowMoGuys.com (Burnie didn't like it) | |
| #210 at 1:48:30~1:51:00 people not understanding that there are no office tours/no tours/not giving tours (also #212 below and above in the list of "office tours") | |
| #346 at 59:56 | |
| #212 at 50:52~53:00 people on the Subreddit misquote them/the information they give, office tours/RWBY | |
| #219 at 1:43:36-1:43:58 people that correct other people with the wrong information (people correct.., correcting something that's right, spreading the wrong information about something RT-related) | |
| #300 at 32:46-33:16/34:24-34:55 (some people are the broken telephone of sharing information, misinformation) | |
| #346 at 57:29 (includes: someone explaining why Joel isn't in some shorts saying he's taking a break because a fan showed up at his house) | |
| #578 at 1:13:31~1:16:50 People that spread wrong information as fact | |
| #330 at 31:04 It's hard to communicate information to everybody successfully | |
| #354 at 1:08:46 Burnie confused people by talking about the upcoming Immersions and using "next" (the one we're putting out next/one that's about to come out) (it's on #349 at 36:42-37:06) | |
| #358 at 1:32:31^ + 1:34:47 people are excited that they're putting out a Skyrim episode even though Burnie said it was the episode that failed | |
| #354 at ~1:18:51 Trying to communicate that the list of locations for Lazer Team screenings is growing based on demand | |
| 56:31-56:56 Joel yells about a hypothetical email: "Hello, I'm 12 and I live in France can I work for you?" "Fuck you! You're 12 and you live in France! No!" | |
| 1:17:02-1:17:30 Burnie took his kids to a place with lots of trampolines connected to each other and he fell | |
| 1:23:46-1:24:30 Gavin and seeing a man's nipples through a coat | |
| 1:24:46-1:27:11 Gavin sent a video in for wishing Burnie congratulations on 10 years of RvB (Burnie was on What's Trending with Shira Lazar), Gavin sent a video of himself in the pool with his shirt off, on the podcast Gavin shows his "welcome mat" (including a closeup where Ray does a licking motion), Gavin's chest hair, Gavin's hairy chest, Gavin shirtless | |
| 1:31:14-1:31:49 Burnie: "I know there's people probably that listen to the podcast who live in the state Oklahoma I just want to be clear your state sucks really fucking bad, it's the worst fucking state ever, seriously, sorry about that, sorry to inform you of that" | |
| 1:32:31-1:32:49 Gus farted on a girl's head in Disneyland Paris (on a little girl) | |
| #195 at 24:21-26:17 Gus had to buy clothes at Disneyland because his luggage got held up at the airport/airline lost Gus' luggage/Gus' bag got lost (Gus couldn't buy underwear at Disneyland because he's an adult male so Gus bought swimtrunks instead, Gus wore..) (for keywords: Gus bought underwear) | |
| #411 at 27:41~29:30 | |
| 1:34:38-1:35:14 Ray explains why he doesn't drink (Ray doesn't drink) | |
| RTP ##195 | |
| 8:40 Burnie about the stock market (they don't list all of the failed businesses, only the winners) (mentioned on earlier podcasts) (#208 at 1:30:38) | |
| 10:26-10:37/11:14-12:40 Gavin asks Barbara about watching porn, Gavin masturbates to avoid nocturnal emissions/wet dreams, Gavin doesn't watch porn (or rarely, he has always lived with other people and his door doesn't close) | |
| #205 at 1:34:31 Gavin doesn't like porn because he doesn't like to see people spread things/to see inside people | |
| #247 at ~1:11:34 (brief) Gavin: "It's always a cock. And it's always wet." (Gus almost does a spittake) | |
| 12:41-13:48 Gavin is scared of wet dreams because it happened to him once after his surgery, woke up "caked in semen"/"slow seep through the night" (Gavin jizzed.., Gavin came, Gavin's nocturnal emission) | |
| (#195) 57:01-1:02:40 Burnie jizzed himself on a plane/Burnie came.., wet dream on a plane [RTAA] | |
| 14:17-17:01/28:21-28:50 Gavin breaks up with girls by stopping all communication, Gavin ghosts, cutting people from his life (Gavin stops.., Gavin doesn't answer texts/calls/etc) (Burnie told it to Live Prude Girls) | |
| #282 at 7:44~8:26 | |
| #324 at 58:23~1:06:00 (also includes: mutual breakup, do you prefer to break up with someone or get broken up with?, dump someone or get dumped, someone broke up with you, breakups/breaking up, Brandon acted like an asshole when he wanted to break up/Brandon used to act like/Brandon acts like, be mean/being mean) | |
| #451 Post Show at ~7:14 Burnie also though that he should be mean to his partner before breaking up so that it wouldn't come as a surprise | |
| #373 Post Show at 8:36 They know the female equivalent of Gavin | |
| #380 at 35:33-36:00 | |
| #386 at 1:03:50~1:04:40 (Tinder) Many girls drop out/drop off when you start talking about going on a date/wanting to set a date | |
| 17:25-19:15 Argument, Burnie says that no one ever returns his texts so Gus says Burnie doesn't answer texts/Burnie is bad at returning texts/Burnie doesn't return texts/Burnie doesn't respond/Burnie doesn't reply/Burnie is a bad texter, lowest percentage of returned texts, Burnie returns texts late, Burnie reads a text conversation with Gus where Burnie replied after an hour and a half (reads the text) | |
| #201 at 1:35:14 Burnie and Gavin invited Barbara to go to eat with them, Burnie sent Barbara to the wrong restaurant, Burnie gave Barbara the wrong address/Burnie sent Barbara the wrong pin, gave Barbara the wrong directions (to send Barbara a pin, to send her the pin, pinned location) | |
| #218 at 1:33:32 | |
| #334 at 10:27~12:30/16:26-18:00 Gavin and Burnie's text conversation, Burnie gave Gavin the wrong information/wrong time about them having breakfast at a hotel https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/624995429302800384 (backup https://archive.is/hpXyk), and also the wrong information about his keynote speech (Gavin missed it, Gavin ran into Burnie in the elevator after he already did the speech) (they read the text) | |
| #380 at 35:31~36:20 Gavin didn't tell Burnie/Gavin didn't update Burnie with the correct information about when his panel at VidCon was (on what day/wrong day, Gavin got the wrong information from someone else) | |
| #395 at 27:35~31:05 Argument, Burnie is pissed off at Gavin about not saying/not knowing if he's going to RTX Sydney or not ("I don't know, they booked Dan", Burnie is mad at Gavin, Burnie asked Bethany to confirm that Gavin's going and let him know and Gavin responded that he knows he's going) | |
| #279 at ~25:20~28:00 Argument, read receipts, Burnie didn't reply to Gus but it showed that he read it, Gus tried to get a hold of Burnie during the fire evacuation/fire alarm, to give him his laptop that he forgot at the convention center, text conversation between Gus and Burnie (they read the texts/he reads the texts) | |
| #283 at 6:11 They played The Last Of Us (Burnie invited Gus but Burnie didn't reply to one of Gus' messages, Gus reads the texts, Gus thought the headphones were going live to the Internet so he tried talking to Burnie who was in another room) | |
| #326 at 3:44-4:44 Burnie has Read Receipt on but he looks at the preview of the message to avoid it | |
| #355 at 43:07~45:10 Burnie offered Gus tickets to Star Wars and Gus replied but Burnie didn't reply back (Gus doesn't say it's Burnie at first, argument, Burnie reads the text, Burnie bought tickets) | |
| #471 at 1:06:47/1:39:42 Burnie invited Gus to see/Burnie didn't get back to Gus about going to see The Shape Of Water (Gus agreed to go but Burnie and Ashley went by themselves) | |
| #384 Post Show (from the start) ~2:28~5:50 Burnie says it's hard coordinating with Gavin, Gavin reads the text conversation, Burnie felt needy/Burnie felt like he was being too needy | |
| #422 at (3:11) 3:36~4:25/5:17~5:27 Burnie didn't reply to Gus' text about being on the podcast, then some time later Burnie asked Gus for a phone number and invited him over/offered to have sex with him ("fuck you in the butt") | |
| #431 at 0:27 Burnie didn't confirm if he was going to be on the podcast (Burnie didn't reply to Gus' texts and calendar invite) | |
| #460 at 1:29:03 Burnie didn't respond to Jon's email about a Burnie hat (Burnie merch, Burnie doesn't want the hat to be made) | |
| #465 at ~1:30:34-1:32:20 more about the Burnie hat / Post Show at 5:44~7:10/7:51~10:00 | |
| #473 at 1:13:18/1:14:41 Burnie says Gus and Gavin are no fun to text, Gus sent Burnie 10 messages in 12 days and Burnie didn't respond | |
| #480 at 57:05-57:33 Burnie didn't reply to Gus' text about being on the podcast (Live in Austin) | |
| #331 at 1:09:09~1:10:40 Brandon is a bad texter because he uses different mediums/different platforms - emails/texts/phonecalls (Gus: a conversation has to be on the same platform, you can't jump mediums), Brandon texts Chris about../Brandon will text Chris about things that he emailed him about | |
| # | |
| 21:01-22:11 Jack tweeted Jessica Nigri about meeting up and she asked him to bring Joel | |
| 37:11/37:43 Gavin confuses Burnie with half 7/half seven/half past 7/half past 6 (British time) [also search for: Gavin gets stumped] | |
| #259 at 53:17~55:20 (from a conversation about the AC unit) Gavin thought they know where he sleeps (where Gavin sleeps), confusion about where Gavin sleeps in his house and what's in his bedroom (British carpet/British rug?, Union Jack rug, British flag rug) | |
| #323 at ~1:33:45-1:35:15 Gavin tries to explain his series of photos where he stands too close to landmarks so that you can't see what they are but they keep making fun of him as if he's saying he invented taking photos with landmarks, Burnie misunderstood Gavin and apologizes (Gavin takes photos/Gavin takes pictures, standing too close/Gavin stands too close) | |
| #345 at 17:51-18:57/27:45-28:55 Nose costumes, Gavin's nose costume, confusion about nose costumes (to scale?/legs come out of the nostrils?) [RTAA] | |
| #355 at 32:40/~45:12 Argument about micro USB cables vs. lightning cables, confusion about Gavin's lightning cables usage/amount (why does he need so many, what does he use them for, how does Gavin charge his Apple Watch?/What is the dock for the Apple Watch?) | |
| #393 at 58:10/1:02:43 Lightning cable/lightning port instead of the headphone jack, argument | |
| #400 at 21:21/33:33 Gus rants about the MacBook Pro, they rant about different USB ports/headphone jacks between Apple products, Apple rant | |
| #667 at 54:51 Apple rant, USBC/Lightning / ProRes with a USB2.0 conection | |
| #671 at 19:36 Apple rant, includes: all they've done is reverting changes that shouldn't have been made in the first place | |
| #355 at ~42:25~43:00 Burnie's confusion about where Gavin sat in the theater (misunderstanding), Barbara: "He was right behind us" Burnie: "Who was?" | |
| #372 at 1:04:58-1:06:41 Argument, Gavin and Burnie's misunderstanding about whether Burnie bought all of the stickers on his laptop in one go or does he buy one sticker every week (based on the countries in the amazing race episode of the week, countries stickers, "pre buy", does Burnie have all the flags of the countries he's been to in the show) | |
| #372 at ~1:45:02 Gavin and Burnie's misunderstanding about Kickstarters/Lazer Team | |
| #373 at 1:25:58-1:26:40 Gavin: "If 6 toetrucks are toeing each other which one's in front?", they answer-"The one that's in front" | |
| #382 at 25:51~29:00 Gavin's cat bit him, Gavin says that his cat likes to show off in front of other cats so Burnie asks "what other cats?" and Gavin doesn't understand the question (where are the other cats?), Gavin confuses everybody and doesn't understand why, Gavin's cat got stuck between 2 fences, cat bites hard/cats bite hard | |
| #384 at 35:32 Gavin confuses Burnie with naming the Pokemons vs. giving Pokemons new names (naming Pokemons, Gavin tests Burnie) | |
| (#385 between 1:17:05~1:22:30 test Burnie again) | |
| #385 at 1:03:37 Gavin confuses them about a washing machine with a door in the door (to add more stuff) | |
| #392 (between 27:53-31:20) Gavin confuses everyone about watching yourself have sex every month (watching only the previous month or everything up to that point?) | |
| #428 at 1:04:28 Gavin and Burnie's misunderstanding about the London Channel/English Channel/chunnel/tunnel | |
| #434 at 33:28 Burnie: you can turn a TV into an aquarium, Gavin: How thin are your fish?, Burnie: An old TV! | |
| #445 Post Show at 19:14 Brandon/Burnie's confusion- Gavin suggests rubbing alligator shit on dogs so they won't get eats by alligators - but why specifically alligator shit? | |
| #470 at 32:57 British Pudding (and its variations) | |
| #472 at 4:28 Gavin's confusion about why summer is like Christmas when it comes to movie releases, movie seasons/film seasons- Christmas and summer (when people are most available to see movies), Christmas is the opposite of summer? | |
| #475 at 8:54 Gavin confuses them about a word that starts with "sea"/a sea creature that starts with A | |
| #488 at 1:27:45-1:28:37/1:28:55-1:30:20/1:30:40 Argument, Burnie's confusion about what Gavin is saying about Xbox exclusive games (games that are exclusive to Xbox, Play Anywhere/Cross Play) | |
| #558 at 1:02:16 Barbara wants to deadlift Gavin, Gavin will hang onto a bar, Gavin thinks it means that Barbara will be on the roof because he imagineg he would hang to it vertically instead of horizontally on the floor, Gus gets frustrated with Gavin | |
| (search: "they booked Dan", Gavin confused Burnie with his answer) | |
| #247 at 33:42 Gavin confuses himself and then Jack about drinking from a long straw | |
| #203 at 39:47 (Gavin flub) Gavin trying to explain Deja-vu, Gavin: "Deja-vu is like you-you realize you dreamt it at the time but it feel-and then all of a sudden it's not" | |
| #260 at 42:32-43:00 Gavin: They never say Lego in The Lego Movie, Burnie: "Cuz they're in a world that's a Lego world" Gavin: "Yeah but we're in a world of..." (Gavin stumps himself/Gavin confuses himself, Gavin gets stumped) | |
| #315 at 1:03:23~1:03:36 Gavin confuses himself: "whenever you take a picture of yourself in the mirror your phone is always the same size to you, wait, what is it?" | |
| #344 at ~26:35 Burnie gave a talk in Nebraska but people at the audience didn't know a story they told on the podcast, Gavin reacts with "are we not big in Nebraska?" and they get confused/Gavin confuses them, 1:25:15-1:25:55 Chris: "You weren't necessarily wrong but what you said was so confusing to everyone that it defaulted to wrong" (Burnie explains further: nobody understands what Gavin is trying to say so he must be incorrect) | |
| #352 at 44:07/44:47 Jon spent Thanksgiving/Jon celebrated Thanksgiving with Gavin and Meg and her family (Jon went), Jon came in and didn't know anybody, asked "Turney residence?", 46:36 Gavin confuses himself: "We were actually worried that you would beat there.. y-you-wat?" (Gavin flub) | |
| #371 at 1:25:55-1:26:43 Gavin and the farthest distance that light has traveled since the oldest human currently living was born [science] (a photo of the Earth and everything that surrounds it, ~120 light years in diameter?, lightyears) (Gavin confuses himself and Gus briefly) | |
| #382 at 56:20 (Gavin flub) "If you open the door differently it would open the door different--wait" (brief confusion) | |
| #385 at 21:27-21:58 Gavin fumbles his words trying to explain UHD (ultra HD) (Gavin flub kinda) | |
| #394 at 1:28:09 (Gavin flub) Gavin stumps himself, "Where do you do ma-ma-your most--wat?" (masturbation/jerking off) | |
| 39:26-40:37 Angry Burnie punches stuff and breaks controllers, Burnie broke an Xbox controller in half, Burnie snapped an.., Burnie punched a desk, when Burnie is angry, Burnie used to be angrier, Burnie is less angry now, Burnie screaming/Burnie yelling at Gavin in the RT Short Secret Door, and Burnie improvising all of the yelling in the RT Short Facility Tour/Office Tour, Gus: the secret is he's always angry (Burnie's rage) | |
| #207 at 1:30:38-1:33:38 Burnie punching things from frustration (messed up 2 scenes while filming RvB), breaking controller, kicking xboxes, getting revenge on Matt / 1:35:28-1:36:32 Burnie got mad when somebody took his chair in his old job (when he was the president of the company, someone stole Burnie's chair/took Burnie's chair) | |
| #268 at ~21:00 | |
| #324 at ~1:19:15 | |
| #392 at 1:18:31~1:20:30 An actor on Burnie's shoot calmed Burnie down after a scene (horror movie, took Burnie's hand and said "just bringing you back, bringing you back to Earth", old actor) | |
| #433 at 1:25:15 Angry Blaine smashed his phone on the ground and on the wall, angry Brandon smashed his controller and put the game's dis in the microwave | |
| 45:33-45:53 Kerry walked on Barbara dancing to Nyan Cat in her office | |
| 45:53-46:15 Gus takes photos of scared Jordan, Gus scares Jordan (scaring Jordan) | |
| 46:57-47:45/48:33-49:02 Photos of people during a jumpscare in a hunted house (haunted house reaction photos) (#511 at 1:10:56) / followed by: Fight or flight reaction, people getting scared/when people get scared/when they're scared, people punching the person that scared them then regretting it (little girl in an elevator prank, man dressed as a scarecrow on a chair, a man jumps out of a dumpster getting punched in the face) | |
| #220 at 6:21-7:11 Their own fight or flight reactions (Burnie goes towards what scares him/alerts him, Burnie's fight or flight response) | |
| 50:10-50:53 Barbara dressed as a scarecrow on Halloween and laid in the grass and grabbed people's legs and scared them | |
| 51:34-52:15 Burnie asks Gavin where there are beaches in the U.K. (England beaches), Gavin: "What do you want me to say, the name of a place?" | |
| 52:45-53:11 Gavin registered Dan's gamertag when he convinced him to change it for a month (DannyNoG from BadgerOnRoids, daninog) | |
| ~55:10 Gus' pun/Gus pun: There's never a perfect storm when it comes to Clouds? (cloud storage) | |
| 57:02-58:43/59:16-1:02:40 Burnie's wet dream on a plane (RTAA) | |
| 1:10:15-1:11:11 Gavin used to brush off people when he didn't understand what they were talking about but now he likes to say "I have no idea what you're talking about"/"what are you on about?" / The way Gavin says things/the way Gavin explains things/Gavin's way of explaining things/Gavin's explanations, trying to understand Gavin's thoughts, it's hard to understand what Gavin is talking about/what Gavin is saying, the way Gavin phrases his thoughts, the things that Gavin says | |
| #400 at 1:12:53~1:13:32 | |
| 1:20:52-1:21:36 Gavin wonders about scissoring ('it can't be fun right?') | |
| 1:24:54-1:25:40 Gavin saw a guy without a bellybutton when he was a kid | |
| #226 at ~9:05-9:48 | |
| #386 at 39:00 | |
| #499 at 21:54 | |
| 1:38:46-1:41:29 Video of a drumming cat, cat drumming (Thy Art Is Murder) | |
| 1:42:25-1:43:20 Barbara's friend had a cat that loved everyone but her friend had a house party and there was a sketchy guy there and when the cat came into the room it stopped in its place and backed out of the room without breaking eye contact with the guy (Barbara's friend's cat) | |
| 1:46:59 Gus saw a documentary called "Searching for Sugar Man" about an unsuccessful musician from the U.S. that his 2 albums became influential for the anti-apartheid movement in South Africa, the filmmakers are trying to locate him, the movie was filmed on their iPhones (#202 at 1:07:21) | |
| 1:53:22 Gus realizes that there is going to be a podcast during Christmas and during New Year's, the podcast falls on..., during the holidays [they decided to prerecord them both] | |
| RTP ##196 | |
| 3:00-10:12 A Simple Walk Into Mordor (#198 at 45:17) | |
| 4:37~6:45 Does chasing cows curdle their milk?, agitating the milk, making butter, making cheese, make butter, make cheese, churning butter, churn butter [science] | |
| 14:42-15:12 Gavin: "How is punctuation done in braille?" a dot a comma (Gavin lives with a blind girl but he "never got around" to asking her that) | |
| 17:35-18:13 Gus got outrun by an old man at the airport trying to catch their flight (old man ran faster than Gus and didn't breathe heavily after, Gus got winded) | |
| 1:10:53-1:12:30 Gavin: Who's more famous, Michael Jordan or David Beckham? (or Barack Obama?) | |
| 1:16:55 People making money in EVE Online game, losing money/lose money, real money, spending money, destroying ships/destroy ships in the game, buying game time/cost real money, destroying your supply, 'what's stopping people from coming to your house and stabbing you - it's real money', slitting your throat, punching a baby/punch a baby, punching kittens | |
| #227 at ~1:50:55 Successful fake currencies, EVE Online, Second Life, Microsoft Points | |
| 1:32:55-1:33:30 Before the podcast Ray wanted to make sure that the iCarly cast is old enough so he could comment that he wanted to sleep with them. ('to be offensive but not go to jail') | |
| ~1:43:00 Gus and Ray sing Train Simulator Bitch | |
| 1:55:31-1:56:00 Gavin recommends people go watch Jen Taylor speak as Cortana, Gus: 'yeah just go do that, I don't know why you haven't done it yet, Gavin highly recommends it', how can regular people just go and hear her do that?, Gus calls him a fucking idiot (voice actress, Child's Play charity dinner) | |
| 1:57:00-1:58:46 Gavin: "Can I briefly just talk about jizz for one second?" [quote], how long does semen last outside of the testicles, how long does sperm, making a baby/creating a baby from a jizz stain/a streak of jizz on a refrigerator [science] | |
| RTP ##197 | |
| (Gavin is in Burnie's seat) | |
| 2:36~3:55 Edward Fortyhands, Gavin had beer bottles taped to his hands at a party at Geoff's house (Geoff's house party, 2 bottles taped, 2 beer bottles, Gavin found a picture of him leaning into a freezer with both bottles, Gavin had to go to the bathroom and someone had to help him, someone helped Gavin with his fly, to Gavin's hands) | |
| ~3:53 Gavin: You can shimmy trousers up your leg, you can get pants back up your legs | |
| ~5:00 Gus made his own beer, Gus brewed beer at home, home beer, homemade beer | |
| #208 at 3:56/28:37 Argument Gus/Burnie, Joe The Cat stank the office/pissed everywhere vs. Gus brewing beer at the office that smells/attracts flies (brews beer/makes beer/making beer) | |
| #210 at 9:06-9:45 also about the smelly brew | |
| #213 at 2:47~3:55 the argument continues, tiny flies in the studio, fruitflies/fruit flies | |
| #378 at 1:18:46/1:20:15 Bethany left banana bread in her office that attracted many fruitflies (Gus' office) | |
| 10:21-11:11 Gavin has only been to 2 live concerts (Rick Astley performing before a comedian, and Girl Talk/GirlTalk), Ray went to a Justin Timberlake concert | |
| ~22:10-22:35 Rock paper scissors, Gavin gives Jack the middle finger (the bird) | |
| 55:46 The image of Jack's mom giving birth to him with his full beard ('her pubic hair is growing fast - no wait here's the chin') (followed by more conversation about Jack's beard, Gavin dares Jack to shave half of his beard on one side) | |
| 1:01:30 Boxing Day (#198 at 2:57) | |
| 1:05:04-1:05:31 Gus has seen his name on a tombstone/grave (Gustavo Sorola/Gus Sorola, Gus grave, Gus' grandfather) / 1:06:05-1:06:40 Gus' name/Gus' full name (Gustavo Raul Medina Sorola [the third?]) | |
| #325 at 27:59~29:00 Gus doesn't introduce his father by his name because it's confusing (both Gus, jr./the third, Gus always thought he was supposed to be Junior because on tv the kids is always jr.) | |
| 1:07:17-1:08:12 Gavin wonders about memory/the brain, how is memory stored, what is memory, how come Gavin learned German for 3 years but can't remember how to speak German (the brain is not like a harddrive), Gus mentions smelling something that triggers a memory [science] | |
| #254 at 20:48~24:00 Conversation about memory (how are memories created, do you need to develop language before you can store memories) [science] | |
| 1:11:12 Gavin about a video of a plane crash landing on water, "a plane is not supposed to land on water", to land on water, 'inflatable rafts up your asshole' + plane landing on the hudson/Sully Sullenberger | |
| ~1:15:15~1:20:30 Rollercoasters/roller coasters (amusement rides) | |
| #333 at 1:33:32 | |
| #366 at 36:48 Rollercoaster with VR | |
| #403 at 8:27/9:52 | |
| #535 at 18:39 | |
| 1:28:59-1:29:45 Sex on the beach, asking if they had beach sex, sex on a beach, Jack: I had sex in a hotel near the beach (near a beach), Gus in reply: I had sex in the middle of the street because the hotel was on the street | |
| 1:38:40-1:39:19 Esther texted Gavin saying he has pretty hair, Esther called Gavin a pussy (Gavin has pretty hair) | |
| 1:39:25-1:40:33 Dustin couldn't get into a bar because he could spell Mississippi, he told the bouncer "I couldn't do it even if I was sober" (Dustin got kicked out of 2 places) | |
| 1:42:25-1:43:10 Kara and Joel called Jack while doing a Let's Play and asked him "how do you door"/"how do you claw" ("Joel and Jac...KARA play Dead Space" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmc-LVWbugs) | |
| ~1:45:00 Youtube Rewind 2012 (used the Slow Mo Guys sound?), Gus: why do people still migrate to L.A./Hollywood to make it on Youtube, Youtube was supposed to be a decentralized platform with people all over the world making content and being successful no matter where they are, Youtube Partners | |
| RTP ##198 | |
| (Barbara is in Burnie's seat) | |
| 1:03 Gus: "Barbakah", Barbara/Hanukkah (Gus flub) (Kara decorated the set for Christmas) | |
| 20:59 Riffing on getting a social security number as a baby | |
| 23:43 Gavin first encountered people spinning signs on the road in the U.S. (spin signs), they have the job of a wobbling poll (of a metal poll) | |
| 24:50-26:17 Miles and Gus have the same glasses, Miles bought glasses that look like Gus', switch glasses, they put Gus' glasses on the camera, Gus glasses, put on Gus' glasses | |
| #360 at 40:27 Joel puts on Gus' glasses | |
| 26:18 Gus can't see the big E in the eye chart (eyechart, optometrist appointment) | |
| 26:59-27:35 Donation box for Hurricane Sandy had a photo of a slightly tilted lamppost/tilted street poll/tilted street sign | |
| 31:03 Miles and Brandon fistbumped without looking at each other, fist bumped | |
| 32:05-33:17 A soldier headbutted a wasp and stamped it with his foot while standing at attention (head-butted, a bee) | |
| 35:06 "Was your grandfather Bane?" "He might have Bane" (Gus pun) | |
| 39:36-41:29 Gavin and Gus don't like phone cases (iPhone cases are an inconvenience), Gavin's Xbox stayed on for 3 years in a row (Xbox was on) | |
| #222 at ~36:00 Michael left his Playstation on for 6 days, fans started making loud noises from it overheating | |
| #208 at 1:15:04 Burnie dropped his iPhone and he's happy because now he can upgrade (Burnie's phone, Burnie dropped his phone, Burnie broke his phone, cracked screen), brief argument, Gavin: "so do you still have an N64?" 'you can just as easily break your new phone' (Burnie waits for his technology to break before he upgrades) | |
| #209 at 39:54-40:05/43:51 Burnie got a new iPhone, explains again about his upgrade-only-after-drop (had a perfectly fine working iPhone 4), continuing the argument about the probability of breaking your new phone after you just broke you old one | |
| #356 at ~6:38 more about Burnie's system of getting a new phone only after the previous one breaks | |
| #233 at 1:29:47-1:30:13 Burnie dropped his iPhone onto his MacBook laptop and broke the latter's screen (Gavin: It's Apple's ideal scenario, when you break an Apple product with another Apple product) | |
| #268 at 1:12:32~1:13:10/1:13:49~1:14:20 Burnie broke his iPhone while switching cases | |
| #350 at 7:12 | |
| #277 at 1:36:13 Burnie cracks his laptop screen on the podcast | |
| #339 at 40:58/42:30 Burnie's iPhone screen shattered dropping a few inches off the floor (while at the doctors, his iPhone), is AppleCare even worth it? [+~45:00 Restoring your iPhone into a new iPhone is a bad idea if your old one had problems, Burnie restored his old iPhones into the new ones] | |
| #382 at 1:20:58 Burnie dropped his phone (1:23:51 a dude came and fixed it) | |
| #402 at ~37:55 Burnie put his phone down and it slid down the driveway | |
| #518 at 1:33:55 Burnie broke his iPhone and got a new one so that his Apple Watch won't be useless (got his iPhone wet) | |
| #208 after the segment mentioned above - Gus and Joel don't have phone cases, Gus dropped his phone and kicked it to the rug before it got to the floor | |
| #330 at 42:34 Gavin dropped his phone/Gavin broke his phone's screen, can repair it for 80$, better than having a case | |
| #352 at 1:01:49 Kerry dropped his phone right after he put it in his new phone case that broke right away (bamboo case) | |
| #356 at 5:51 Chris dropped his phone from a second story balcony and it was fine (had a black case) | |
| #363 at 1:28:34 They tell Burnie that setting the date Jan 1st 1970 on the iPhone brick the phone (bricks the iPhone, date bug), 1:30:16/1:31:21/1:31:50/1:33:14/1:36:38/1:40:46/1:42:19/1:44:05 Gavin sets the date on his iPhone (Gavin bricks his phone, Gavin's phone, ~1:33:30 Gavin got a new phone already so it doesn't matter but he can't wipe his phone now) | |
| #364 at 12:26 Gavin fixed his phone at home | |
| #573 at 24:50 Gavin ordered a battery case for his phone after taking a shower and the phone buzzed from the purchase notification and fell to the floor (Gavin's phone was attached to the wall playing music) | |
| 41:30 Gavin will leave in the middle of a game, Gavin leaves in the middle of playing a game and he drops his controller and his character keeps getting killed and joining a match | |
| 42:06 Brandon broke Kerry's monitor that was actually Brandon's monitor | |
| 50:36 Michael's Christmas present for Kerry (the previous year) was a video of Link jumping into the water, Link jumping off the bridge, Michael said he was gonna make a video for Kerry so he got nervous about what it could be, Michael's video, Michael made a video for Kerry | |
| 52:51-55:04 Miles about shitting in the Boy Scouts when going to the woods, tandem shitting, pooping in tandem, shitting sitting back to back, toilets back to back ("pilot to bombardier"), pooping together, shitting together (Boys Scouts) | |
| 55:04-57:25 Gus: Manure race in the Boy Scouts, holding wet cow shit in your hands or a dried cow shit in your mouth (running while carrying shit, carrying poop, in the mouth) | |
| 57:25-58:38 Camp trip with no food, without food, Gus was the only one who was able to catch fish (fishing, catching fish, how do you cook the fish) | |
| 1:05:35-1:06:23 Playing with matches, flicking matches at each other, match box, matchbox, box of matches, Miles' pants caught on fire, nylon pants | |
| 1:12:36-1:14:31 Gavin about spilling beer in the car of a guy who was a designated driver (clean car, beer cans, "whoever spills beer is walking"/"you spill beer you're walking", stopped at a red light and a beer can flew and landed in the middle of the car and it splits and sprays everywhere, can split, beer exploded, slammed on the breaks)\ | |
| ^(in this segment Gavin mentions a game called Twat where everybody puts their hand through one hole of the beer holder and they all pull and the person that ends up with the holder on him is the twat, 6 pack/6-pack rings) | |
| #337 at 12:12 | |
| 1:21:35 After Miles' accident he couldn't masturbate with his hand, masturbating with the other hand, masturbate with your other hand, your off hand, with the less dominant hand, switching hands, Kerry switched hands, Kerry changed hands, changing hands, The Stranger, sitting on your hand (Miles sitting on his hand: "What am I doing?! I could be masturbating right now!") / 1:24:22 (funny moment) (to Kerry) Barbara: "Do you ever use both [hands] at the same time [to masturbate]?", Kerry: "For that? No" (gesturing his tiny penis) | |
| 1:25:13 (from a conversation on Kerry's penis size) (to Kerry) Miles: "What you lack in feet you make up in inches" | |
| 1:25:45 Barbara's toilet humor is worse than the others', Gavin: "she jerks it constantly" Miles: "What did you just say?!" (laughing), Barbara was influenced by growing up with brothers and their friends | |
| 1:27:07 Kerry couldn't burp until he was 12 when he had an accident from riding a scooter (Kerry's accident) | |
| 1:28:07-1:29:35/1:30:52-1:30:59 Gus' sister had a bicycle accident because he didn't tell her about the brakes (Gus' bike, brake cable, slammed into a brick mailbox) | |
| #230 at 5:34-6:26 also^ | |
| #202 at 1:38:06-1:40:06 Gus' sister ruined his Poison cassette (Bell Biv Devoe) and ruined the baseball he got from a player / 1:42:06-1:43:23/1:44:13-1:45:42 Gus' sister got hit with a football and a rock. Also Gus tricked his sister into eating bugs. | |
| #203 at 37:18 Gus' signed tennis ball, a fan sent Gus a tennis ball in a glass case after hearing the story^, Gus also received a Poison cassette | |
| #577 at 1:22:46 Giving your kids coal for Christmas so they'll be better next year (giving coal to your children) / Gus put charcoal in his sister's Christmas stocking (Gus pranked his sister, Gus took out his sister's gifts and put charcoal briquettes, Gus put coal, Gus' sister cried) | |
| 1:30:59-1:31:58 Gavin's brother had a bicycle accident when someone kicked a football/soccer ball between the 2 wheels | |
| 1:32:32 Miles' dad gave Miles a birthday present saying it was from Miles' brother who was about to be born (Miles' birthday) | |
| 1:36:04 Gus' aunt dropped him as a baby, Gus was dropped as a baby | |
| 1:37:39 Young Miles was skipping stones with his friend (skipping rocks), Miles picked up a rock and threw it and it landed right on top of him. (a big rock, a big stone, underhanded throw) | |
| (Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome) | |
| ~1:49:15 Kerry's full name (Kerry's first name, Kerry's full first name, Kerry's name, Kyrian?), Barbara thought it was with a QU (spelled with a Q, Queerian?) | |
| RTP ##199 | |
| (New Year's, party hats, party blowers, party horns, kazoos) | |
| 0:22-1:15 Burnie pops a champagne bottle towards Gus' hat, Gus hides behind a pillow (Burnie opens a champagne bottle, Gus covers himself with a pillow) | |
| #248 at 27:20~28:30 Gavin tries to open the champagne bottle towards Burnie for awhile (bottle cork, Gavin opens) | |
| #424 at above | |
| #473 at ~1:23 They open champagne bottles (Gavin tries to make the cork pop itself) (open at 2:19/2:38) | |
| #476 at ~27:30 Gavin pops one | |
| 2:51-3:02 Gus pulls a party popper that makes a loud noise (Kara gave him) (Gus pops..) (3:11 Gus: "WHAT?" [can't hear]) / 44:27 Burnie pops a party popper, 44:43 followed by Gus trying to pop a "gun" popper and Jack pulling another one / 1:03:00 Gus pops another one / 1:07:24 Barbara pops one / 1:15:04 while Joe The Cat is on Burnie's lap, doesn't give a shit / 1:40:12 they all pop one at the same time except for Burnie who's on the green screen "in L.A." ("2 hours later") when he pops it it stings him | |
| 3:10-3:52 Joe The Cat ate the confetti from a party popper before the podcast / 1:21:13 Gus / 1:32:09 Gus, Barbara is covering her ears/recoiling | |
| 5:20-5:30 Brandon screams "NO!" from the control room / 8:22-9:59 Brandon and the underage girl that followed him on Twitter, Brandon thought she was a bot (teen girl followed Brandon, young follower, Brandon's follower), if she follows Justin Bieber you should stop tweeting her (she followed 3 Justin Bieber accounts and Selena Gomez) | |
| ~10:55-12:37 Burnie about someone who wrote a lengthy Game FAQ for Lego: The Lord Of The Ring (walkthrough) | |
| 17:36 Domestic violence and racism in an apocalypse scenario (zombie apocalypse, from a conversation about The Walking Dead show) | |
| 33:31-33:43 Jack's New Year's resolution: Maintain | |
| #203 at 18:54-19:47, maintaining growth | |
| #251 at 1:35:25 Gus' new year's resolution is also maintain | |
| 34:04 Showing the video of Mario in Minecraft (Things to do, Mariocraft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNwDUuHlKvM) | |
| 45:35 Looking at their autocompletes on Google (Gus Sorola Luigi costume, Jack Pattillo IMDB, Barbara Dunkelman hot/dopplebangher, Google autocomplete) | |
| ~47:29 Jack and the dopplebangher/doppleganger of his female friend, Jack's friend, Jack's female friend (Jack found a gallery of images of a girl that looks just like her, she bookmarked it and her father saw it, her dad saw it) | |
| 1:07:34-1:07:58 First mention of the Podcast Attendance spreadsheet (Burnie likes when people create spreadsheets with metrics) https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13hkI5oe14xKABanLpZXPsoVG8MDpi3-X0FlwVdOdF6U/pub?single=true&gid=0&output=html | |
| 1:10:10 Gus had to take his dog to the vet because he sprained his knee (Gus' dog sprained..) | |
| 1:15:18 Burnie: Joe The Cat Puppet Master | |
| 1:16:48-1:17:00 Burnie's idea about an alarm clock that makes the noise of an animal that's about to throw up/pet that's about to throw up/cat that's about to throw up (from Jack's story about his cat that started to vomit on his bed) | |
| 1:17:01-1:18:09 Gus woke up to the sound of his emergency lights that came on during a power outage (blackout, alarm) | |
| 1:17:49 Burnie takes a confetti out of Gus' hair | |
| 1:19:46 Burnie's brother told him that when you die you probably dream for eternity (creepy thought) | |
| 1:20:11 Burnie: "I just hope Gavin is some kind of byproduct of just all the horrible things I did in my life" | |
| 1:23:28-1:24:30 Gus forgot the power supply for the audio equipment (audio mixer) for doing the podcast on the Gauntlet set (livestream podcast, RTP #190), Barbara had to drive to the office and get it | |
| 1:29:42-1:31:15 When Gus went to the DMV to renew his driver's license he sat next to a guy who smelled of weed, Gus' driver's license photo, weird facial hair (bad driver's license picture) | |
| shown on #233 during 16:16-17:28 | |
| #320 at ~1:20:00 | |
| 1:33:26 A fan touched Jack's beard and got kidney stones | |
| 1:35:22 Skin chafing | |
| 1:36:39 After Gus explains about his special travel underwear- 1:37:39 Burnie can't take it, Burnie leaves near the end of the podcast, Burnie stands up and leaves | |
| RTP ##200 | |
| 1:18/9:04 Brandon cut his finger on the glass cover of a photo from the background (Brandon is bleeding, Brandon bleeds on the keyboard, Brandon's finger) | |
| 6:22-7:11 Gavin and Dan went to the same school, Dan used to hang out near the trophy cabinet (Gavin thought he was a loser), they bonded over Halo | |
| 8:36 Dan walks off the green screen but not really (Dan is on the green screen, Dan doesn't walk off, Dan just stands there) | |
| #339 at 1:28:35 Dan is being funny because he didn't know where to stand in front of the camera (Dan moves around backwards/sideways/up-down, for keywords- Dan doesn't know where to stand) | |
| 13:05 The state of Texas stored blood samples and umbilical cord blood from every birth for 10 years (babies blood, babies DNA, the DNA of babies in Texas) | |
| 15:33-18:21 Matt's kid had an earache but when they goo to the clinic they were told that they close at 12:00, and so they drove to another clinic and they were also on a break until 13:00 so they had to wait in the parking lot, doctor said "he'll never see me again when we give him the shot", "you want me to give you a super strong cough medicine to knock him out for the rest of the trip...?" (Matt's son, closing at noon, ear infection, kid was sick, son was sick, wanted to drug the kid) | |
| 19:05~20:00 Burnie jumped on Geoff's head at the pool while they filmed an RT short, Burnie dove on, Burnie dropped on, Burnie landed on Geoff's head (keywords: Burnie sat on Geoff's head) | |
| #259 at 9:01 | |
| #538 at 1:16:17 | |
| 22:11-24:55 Their signings/autographs/signatures (includes: Matt signed something he already signed and the fan got upset, Burnie signed Sherlock Holmes DVDs as Robert Burnie Jr. [#269 at 34:15 Gavin tries to remember that exact name]) | |
| ~27:30 Deadlines | |
| 29:20 Gus' contacts for an RT short, trying to figure out who President Obama replaced, Gus changed his contacts on his phone for a short, Gus' favorites | |
| 30:33 Jack collects photos of himself on rollercoasters [collecting things/collecting stuff] | |
| #321 at 1:09:33 Jack collects/Jack started collecting records, record collecting | |
| #200 at 32:01-32:39 People always want Matt to collect stuff, Matt bought one shirt with a fish on it and people referred to him as the fish guy and gave him other shirts with fish (collecting/collection) | |
| #321 at 1:07:03~1:09:20 Barbara doesn't collect anything, Barbara doesn't understand why people collect stuff (that's not for selling later and not for using). | |
| #479 at 1:24:25 Barbara collected Beanie Babies as a kid [+Burnie comes up with Squidge which is real (P.S. at 3:50), husband and wife divorcing and splitting their beanie babies collection on the court's floor], Burnie doesn't collect anything anymore (after getting too many Xbox controllers), Barbara collects fridge magnets from ever city she's been in (because they don't take up room) | |
| 33:03~34:00 Gavin and the mystery of the fish oil capsule, how do you get oil from a fish [science] (RT Life Bow Ties and Oiled Fish) | |
| 34:39-35:52 They filmed a video as an early video podcast idea of them eating stuff after having miracle berry pills, miracle pills, miracle fruit (M Berries) | |
| 35:52-36:17 Gavin: "Do you ever worry that your senses aren't the same as someone else?", 'how do I know that we see the same colors?' (experiencing senses differently/experiencing the same) [science] | |
| #220 at 1:16:30 also about seeing colors | |
| #203 at 43:35/1:21:10 Gavin: "Do we all perceive things the same way", smell isn't real but sight is, smell doesn't exist, light/photons/particles, Gavin doesn't believe that you can't see light/that light is invisible [science] | |
| #345 at 1:22:14/1:23:04 Cilantro tastes like soap to some people, Gus about the fact that we don't know if there are things in our lives that we're the only ones who experience them that way | |
| 36:18-37:46 Matt worked with a colorblind guy at Warner Bros who was a compositor, nobody knew he was colorblind | |
| 42:55/44:04 Matt: Fingerless gloves sounds like a Def Leppard song (Matt sings briefly) | |
| 43:38 Def Leppard had to cover their own songs to get paid for the digital versions of their songs (had to rerecord/re-record) | |
| ~46:04 Advertisements on old media (newspapers/tv) vs new media, the advertisers didn't know how many people actually looked at the ad (tv ads), Nielsen's ratings | |
| 52:31-53:37 Gus decided to go see The Hobbit/Django Unchained/Les Mis at the same day back to back, Gus overslept and missed The Hobbit, Gus selected the wrong date and bought tickets for the day before he wanted to go (wrong day) | |
| #419 at ~41:59 Drunk Gus bought tickets for the wrong day (Gus bought the wrong tickets, for Logan) | |
| #419 at 43:57 Blaine bought a plane ticket for the wrong day (00:35, 12:35 AM) | |
| #424 at 1:29:28 Mariel bought the wrong tickets/wrong date/wrong day, Mariel went on the wrong day/Mariel flew to Chicago https://twitter.com/MarielSalcedo/status/851114495409872900 (backup https://archive.is/gqtVY) | |
| #449 at ~6:07/8:42/9:27/17:53/19:33 Burnie and Ashley are trying to organize a family vacation for the solar eclipse, Burnie suggested calling Ashley's dad, Burnie got the wrong date from a shitty website, whose responsibility it is to inform Ashley's dad that they wouldn't be able to come to the trip, Burnie texts him on the podcast | |
| #490 at 20:06 Biggest mistake buying something, booking the wrong days for flights, missing a flight/missing flights, booked the wrong day | |
| #588 at ~14:47 Chris was early by a week to a crazy hat party (but Chris thought he was late) (it was in a bar, Chris was a week early, Facebook event, a friend's event, Chris posted about it in the event page, ended up going with Eric to a movie) | |
| #588 at 19:14~22:00 Chris' friend called him to come pick him up from the airport because his flight wasn't for another month (Chris' friend was early for his flight by a month) | |
| #588 at 21:59 Chris booked a flight for the wrong day | |
| 57:00-57:38 Gavin accidentally took a picture of the table behind him (wrong table, used the back camera instead of the front camera, a guy saying no in the photo, the table across, another table) | |
| 59:19-1:00:20 A woman with a miniature horse watched them eat, tiny horse (small horse/pony) | |
| 1:00:20-1:00:49 Gavin: How small does an animal have to be before it's creepy? (a cat the size of a spider) | |
| 1:02:04-1:04:21 Matt's raccoon story, the raccoon pulled all of the coats into the cage (Matt's uncle, doggy door, trap, coat rack, clothes rack) | |
| #449 at 37:20 | |
| 1:04:21-1:05:11 Gavin wants to know what happened to the shirt that he puked in and left outside that disappeared (did a raccoon take it?), if you could watch moments from your life or watch real life mysteries (like who shot JFK) Gavin would want to know what happened to his shirt (go back and watch/rewatch moments from your life and see what actually happened when you weren't looking) [hypothetical] | |
| #212 at 20:07-22:29 same, Gavin wants to know where a lost condom went (condom split) | |
| #240 at 1:05:54 Gavin: You pay 100,000$ and at the end of your life you can watch events that happened during your lifetime/from before you were born (JFK, 9/11, aliens abductions) [hypothetical], Gus would want to see Marilyn Monroe naked | |
| #265 at 1:21:03 Gavin changed what he wanted to do with a time machine and instead he wants to take the MacBook Pro and give it to Steve Jobs 30 years in the past | |
| #357 at ~27:35 Gavin wants a DVR/freecam at the end of his life to go between 1,000 years in the past and 2,000 years in the future | |
| 1:09:21-1:10:25 Gus: weddings are a waste of money, Gus and Esther remarried (renewed their vows/renewing their vows, vows renewal), they wanted to do one ceremony that's Super Mario/Donkey Kong themed where Geoff is Donkey Kong and Esther was Princess Peach and he steals her away and Gus as Mario tries to save her but they scrapped that idea, Jack: 'You should have done it in Paris' Gus: 'nah that's stupid' Jack: 'that's stupid?' | |
| #472 at ~1:11:54 Burnie/Gus: You're better off saving the money of a wedding ring and a wedding and buying other things (house/investing in the future) (engagement rings) | |
| #476 at 51:31 Also about Gus and Esther getting remarried (once in Vegas) | |
| 1:16:33 Bill Gates signature, how much is it worth per second of signing, how much does Bill Gates earn every second | |
| 1:21:24-1:21:50 One of RT's webdevelopers accidentally deleted the site's database ("the number 1 guy" mentioned before = user #1, the webdeveloper that created the database for the website) | |
| #283 at 55:00-56:32 (expanding on that story^) After the Frag Dolls site got hacked Burnie asked Gus when he last did a backup of the RT site and they found out that the automatic backup wasn't running for a long time, so Gus ran a manual backup and 2 weeks later the site crashed completely and would have been gone if it wasn't for that backup. | |
| #365 at 12:35 Mega64's Twitter account got hacked (hacked Mega64's..) | |
| #446 Post Show at ~2:08~3:00 Jack almost got fired/Jack got fired/Jack was fired/Jack was almost, Jack made a mistake | |
| #447 at 4:08-4:21/4:46 Jack left an important hardware in his car and it got stolen (hardware/software from a different company, they went to pawn shops trying to find it), Jack moved to L.A. after that | |
| #447 at 16:35 Geoff deleted 100 videos from RT's Youtube channel (Geoff accidentally, deleted videos) | |
| 1:23:59-1:24:38 Gavin's dad nonchalantly avoided being hit by fireworks when the launcher tipped over towards him, the first time Gavin felt impressed by his father | |
| 1:24:43-1:25:37 Fireworks are illegal in some places, "illegal"/police ignore it most of the time, Gavin: "It's weird that you could break the law with something so loud, 'I'm being illegal!' " | |
| #431 at 4:04 Gus vs. fireworks (specifically in Memorial Day and the fact that it's illegal to pop them in Austin but they are still sold) | |
| 1:33:13-1:33:48 Jack talked to John Locke on Lost during his sleep (John was saying "Jack Jack" and Jack responded in his sleep, sleep talking, Jack answered) | |
| #359 Post Show at ~19:30 talking in their sleep | |
| 1:35:27-1:35:56 Matt offended Gavin's facial hair during the Captain Dynamic shoot (Matt was looking at people's facial hair and telling which ones need to shave, when he got to Gavin's beard he said "I don't think it matters", Gavin got offended, Gavin was offended) | |
| 1:35:58-1:36:49 RT Short Secret Door | |
| 1:39:30-1:40:03 A woman in a convertible cut Matt off and mouthed "you have a small dick" (when they were in L.A., drove by Matt, small penis/little dick) / 1:43:42-1:44:00 what is the female equivalent to that? "huge vagina" "bucket vagina" "no boobs" (large vagina/big vagina) | |
| 1:41:18-1:42:11 A rule in the U.K. that if your car catches on fire in a tunnel you have to drive it out of the tunnel and not just get out of the car (car on fire, if your car is on fire) | |
| RTP ##201 | |
| (Bowtie podcast, different room because of power outage/blackout) | |
| 27:15 Gavin describes Lord Of The Rings as "a bunch of midgets running through the woods" | |
| 42:56-44:03 Joe The Cat found a warm area to be in during the power outage, cold office, insulation tube, Gavin: can a cat see heat, does a cat have heat vision (thermal vision) [science] | |
| 45:05-48:16 Gus on Mars (RTAA) | |
| 52:38-54:55 Gavin flew from London to Vegas, Burnie asked Gavin if he would want to see a show and he said yes so Burnie got tickets for 20:30 and Gavin landed and arrived there 2 minutes before the show started. (show in Vegas, Vegas show, just in time for the show, Gavin arrived) | |
| 1:00:35/1:04:18 Burnie gives Gavin 200$ that Burnie got back from Dan (start of the 2 RTAAs) [until ~1:07:00 includes basically every story about Dan ordering food/drinks and dealing with waiters, Dan ordered] | |
| 1:12:15 Steven Spielberg didn't show up to the last shot of Jaws and the wrap party because he didn't want to be thrown to the shark so he decided to never show up to the last shot of every movie he filmed. Burnie: "That'll be awesome if he shows up to the last shot of his last movie and they throw him in a shark tank" | |
| 1:14:50 English actors/British actors/Australian actors that do roles with an American accent that they didn't know weren't American | |
| #223 at 1:19:56 | |
| #305 at ~1:21:04-1:22:40 Gavin vs. American actors on British TV?, American accent on British TV (Thomas the tank engine) | |
| #421 at ~1:04:49~1:06:15 Actors in British TV are mostly British, hosting jobs in Australia (they don't want American accents because they get those in all the American content), Burnie wants to know if there are American actors with American accents who are famous in other countries | |
| 1:22:25-1:23:01 Gus walked in on Jordan and Thalia dancing before the RTAA panel in an empty room (Gus walked through back corridors/secret pathways), Jordan and Thalia were dancing and got embarrassed (Jordan dancing/Jordan was dancing) | |
| 1:23:01 Lance Armstrong and steroids | |
| 1:25:40-1:30:34 Gavin: How do you call a ladypart to a woman/referring to a ladypart (clunge vs. pussy, call a vagina to..), Gus: "Once you're in them it doesn't matter if they hate it or not, it's over, you've won", nob/knob | |
| #203 at 51:44~52:15/56:39-57:30 | |
| #446 Post Show at 2:59 Miles asks Gavin how do you call the male genitalia (nob/cock/dick, using in a sexual context, do you refer to your urethra?, "it dripped out of my nob hole"), 7:58 female genitalia | |
| ~1:31:30~11:32:50 Becca is getting married, they wanted Becca to say the filthiest things as Sister | |
| RTP ##202 | |
| (~1:30 Miles has a suit and tie on because he is Burnie) | |
| 14:26-16:23 Why does hockey have so much fighting in it | |
| 16:47 Hockey lockout (NHL strike?) | |
| 20:20 Mini Sticks, mini hockey, hockey with shorter sticks | |
| 21:18 Michael's idea about basketball, improving basketball, someone that sits above the net and can swat down balls | |
| 22:43 Miles dribbled the soccer ball on the first day of practice, peewee soccer, pee wee soccer (dribbled the football) | |
| 24:10 Miles gives a strong high-five (high-five that hurts, the high-five guy) (25:43 drunk guy high-fived Michael and everybody else on the street) | |
| 28:22-30:25 Drunk Michael got lost in the convention center, he came out across the street a block away (maintenance tunnels under the convention center) | |
| 30:32-31:10 Gavin tweeted with #rtpodcast https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/293898031319875586 (backup https://archive.is/mDgBN) "I have a question for Michael. Why are you such a little toss pot poop knob?" and people started retweeting it and it dominated the feed and Gus couldn't see any other tweet | |
| 39:00 Anti q-tips infomercial | |
| 43:09~44:57 Miles about U.T./UT orientation plays, "don't be racist", a girl that has never seen a black person before- "so do they only hang out together?" | |
| 48:02 Showing above the podcast set, showing what's above the set ("ruining the illusion") | |
| #269 at ~29:20 showing the lights above the podcast | |
| #295 at (16:26) 17:22 Showing the airducts above the podcast set (the vents/a vent above Gus) | |
| #327 at 0:38 the vent that's above Gus | |
| #371 at 12:56 Showing the walk to the podcast set from outside (after coking the steaks) | |
| 54:26-55:19/56:45-57:40 Kerry's figurine of a witch on all fours with her ass up (Soul Eater, sexy figurine) | |
| 1:13:38~1:16:01 Brandon's [hypothetical] about hiding a dead body after a murder, how would you hide a body, Kerry said he'd chop it into pieces and put them in covered swimming pools in January, disposing of a body, Gus would leave it in an empty woods that nobody visits, 1:17:28-1:19:55 [hypothetical] What would you do if a friend came to you with a dead body asking for help disposing of it? (Arryn asked Miles and he said he wouldn't help her, Miles wouldn't help Arryn) | |
| (briefly in the previous segment- 1:13:48) Gus hates hypotheticals | |
| #213 at 1:27:32 (argument) waste of brain time, focusing on a situation that will never happen | |
| #284 at 51:38 / 52:27-53:10 On one of the first long interactions Miles had with Gus (Miles was getting a passport) Miles wanted to be prepared with smalltalk, and so he asked if Gus liked hypothetical questions which resulted in an awkward/silent car ride ("so you like rap?") (Miles and Gus, for keywords when Miles met Gus) | |
| #326 at 1:35:12 (brief) hypotheticals are a waste of thoughts | |
| 1:25:46-1:28:21 Gus' rat story (RTAA) (Gus vs. animals/Gus vs animals, Gus and animals, ) | |
| #19 at 11:35-11:40 squirrels kept throwing nuts on Gus' RV | |
| #213 at 25:23-26:13 Gus and the squirrel that threw stuff at him and tried to pee on him | |
| #215 at 1:30:25-1:31:54 (RTAA) Gus vs. squirrel in the vegetable garden | |
| #223 at 25:01-27:41 Gus' birds/squirrel/mailbox story, barking squirrel, pissing squirrel (#224 at 2:00:57 picture of the birds on the green screen behind Patrick) | |
| #268 at ~1:19:05~1:19:40 A bird screamed at Gus. 1:19:34~1:20:55 Gavin: "As a human you can never be mad at nature" (you're not allowed to be mad at nature) Gus: "Why can't I be mad at nature? Fuck nature!" .. Gavin: "..I'm ok with letting animals go extinct" "..an animal going extinct is nature" (Gavin: humans became separate from nature "as soon as technology happened") | |
| #277 at 29:50-31:09 2 hawks flew over Gus' head onto the tree across Gus' house, later one of them ate a squirrel | |
| #540 at 1:27:59 Gus and the possum in his backyard (and its babies), Gus bought fox urine to make it go away (buying animal piss/animal urine) | |
| #547 Post Show at 16:44 (RTAA) A pigeon/A bird flew into Gus' window, a bird peeked into Gus' house and waited for him next to the mailbox, "is that bird spying on me?" | |
| #557 at 17:33 A rooster attacked young Gus and Gus' grandfather killed it in front of Gus (a chicken attacked Gus, Gus was attacked/Gus got attacked) | |
| #566 at 25:19 (RTAA) Raccoons took Gus' grill grease cup/grease catch and spilled it on the ground and they also dig in his yard, Gus' struggle with animals, Gus: "I'm like the reverse Snow White" | |
| #586 at 1:12:23 Gus ordered a sprinkler with motion detection to fight off raccoons (a device that shoots water at anything that moves around it, motion activated), Gus saw a fat racoon on a high fence | |
| #587 at 18:01 Gus got it | |
| #614 at 5:30 Raccoons on Gus' fence (Gus took pictures) | |
| #623 at 32:37 There were 4 raccoons in Gus' backyard fucking or fighting, they tore up the entire yard | |
| #593 at 51:13 Gus' possum problem | |
| #617 at 2:41 (RTAA) Gus was so bored in his house that he watched a squirrel with a pecan nut in his yard and tried to guess where it would hide it then went to yell at it when he started to dig in the grass / 7:58~10:35 A squirrel holding a peanut on Gus' fence started barking at him | |
| #629 at 22:54 (brief) Gus stepped in animal shit twice in one week in his backyard (animal poop) | |
| (#631 at 1:14:32 Gus saw a hawk eating a pigeon in his yard) | |
| #635 at 10:12 Gus saw a squirrel groom another squirrel and then fuck it (Gus saw 2 squirrels having sex) | |
| #667 at 1:52 Gus is a possum fan now (Gus had a positive interaction), a bird flew into Gus' window and died while he was away, then a fox came by but didn't take the bird, then a possum came by the next day and ate the bird | |
| #670 at 18:09 Young Gus went to give food to a goat but the goat kicked his hand and walked away (zoo) | |
| #678 at 1:10:26 There was a raccoon fight in Gus' yard (caught on Gus' security cameras) | |
| 1:28:31 Miles and the wall that was filled with hornets/bees/wasps | |
| 1:32:40 Gus' dog found a flat dried squirrel / 1:33:20 Dead squirrel at UT, dead squirrel mascot | |
| 1:34:31 Gus saw a squirrel fall from a tree, tried to jump to another tree but didn't make it | |
| 1:36:26 Dead raccoon followed by a dead cat the next day outside of the RT office | |
| 1:40:18-1:41:00 When Barbara was 2 and her brother Steven was 4 she scratched his face and left a scar (Barbara scratched, stroller) (also in AO #10) | |
| 1:47:42 Javelin throw referee/umpire/official got stabbed by the javelin, riffing about it being a world record throw if they took him to the hospital with the javelin | |
| RTP ##203 | |
| 7:51 The camera cuts to Gus holding a note for Jack trying to be discrete, they cut to Gus ("thank you for cutting to me") | |
| 7:11 Gavin: "Humans are such pussies" (humans are pussies), 7:45-7:52/8:10-9:05 Humans can't do some things that animals can do, sitting on the ground for a long time without getting hemorrhoids, animal babies can walk right away after birth (after their birth, baby animals), human babies can't do anything alone for their first months/years / 1:25:06-1:25:16 Humans can't stand with their knees locked for too long or they'll pass out (locked knees, locking knees) | |
| #210 at 1:37:33 Human kids can't sustain themselves for their first 3-4 years | |
| #390 at ~48:36-48:43/48:52-49:17 | |
| #404 at 23:28 (brief) | |
| 9:05-9:38 Gus was a fat baby and had trouble starting to walk, baby Gus was so fat he couldn't walk (Gus couldn't walk as a baby, when Gus was a baby, Gus' head was so big, big head, young Gus was fat as a baby) | |
| #254 at 18:47-19:06 | |
| #512 at 3:07 | |
| #390 at 49:59-50:45 When Burnie's kid J.D. learned to crawl he would "plant his forehead on the ground like a tripod" | |
| 20:02 Would you rather be rich or famous? [hypothetical] | |
| 21:06-22:34 Gavin's mouse didn't work, Gavin couldn't click on anything, Gavin had a wireless mouse in his bag that was pressed (mouse cursor, he was able to move the cursor with the trackpad) | |
| 29:49-31:10 Gavin: "How high does law end?" (law height, space laws, moon laws, space murder, murder height) (#448 at 1:25:45 Gavin still has this note in his phone) | |
| #559 at 1:27:10 Space crime in the ISS, an astronaut accessed her ex's bank account during their divorce (space law) | |
| #413 at ~16:15(~18:00) Gavin: "How up is space?" | |
| #567 Post Show at 3:18 They try to answer "How up is space" (Gus asks Chris that says that space starts at the distance in which you don't fall towards Earth) [science] | |
| #440 at ~56:52~1:01:20 (from GoG) Gavin: "How many people high is the moon?" [science] (distance to the moon, how many people would it take to reach the moon, and the logistics of doing it), Gavin also suggests ants, 58:47 Burnie: "Do you think there could be enough ants that could stack up to reach your face?", Gavin: "From where?", Burnie: "From where-from Cleveland! From the ground!", Burnie gets frustrated with Gavin/Burnie yells at Gavin | |
| 34:03 Gavin tries to hit Gus with a surgical glove but it backfires (elastic glove) | |
| 48:52-49:19 (to Gus) Gavin: "Would you have sexual intercourse with a fleshlight that was your face?" (Gus says he would be he wouldn't if it made noises/talked) [hypothetical] | |
| 49:22-51:43 Sucking your own dick, trying to suck your own dick (his own dick/their own dick, giving yourself a blowjob, shittiest way to die and for your parent to find you upside down on the floor with a broken neck choking on your own dick) | |
| 1:03:20 Gavin wants to know if gay guys are attracted to themselves/to their bodies/to their gentiles (homosexuality, gays, attracted to their own, attracted to your own), Barbara is attracted to herself, Barbara: "when you're a woman and you have boobs and you get to play with those boobs whenever you want it's awesome" Gus: "I knew it!" (play with boobs, playing with boobs, your own boobs, your own breasts) | |
| 1:05:54-1:06:23 Barbara's boobs high-five/breasts high-fives to Gavin (boob-five) (#210 at 1:14:07-1:14:35) | |
| 1:10:41-1:11:16 Gavin: "Can you give a cold to someone's crotch?" (coughing on a penis, coughing on a dick, penis cold, dick cold, penis sneezing, dick sneezing) | |
| 1:11:36-1:12:17 Gavin: "If you could have a transparent dick would you do it?" (Clear dick/transparent penis) [hypothetical] | |
| 1:13:13-1:14:12 Gavin: Would you date a perfect dude that sneezes clits? [hypothetical], sneezing clits) (Skittles puns, Gus pun) Gus: "Clittles" Barbara: "Taste the taintbow" | |
| 1:18:15 Underwater pressure, ocean pressure, crab getting sucked into a pipe, Delta P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0 | |
| 1:22:31-1:23:23 Barbara made Burnie and his kids stay after the credits of Wreck It Ralph because of Jack and it was not worth it (Wreck-It-Ralph, post credits/end credits scene, end scene) | |
| #218 at 1:10:36-1:12:12 also^, +post credits scenes aren't worth the wait | |
| #283 at 1:22:57 also not worth it | |
| #404 Post Show at ~13:29 | |
| 1:25:34-1:26:14 Gavin was raised Catholic, talking about alter boys passing out after locking their knees and getting excited to see them fall (kids fainting, Gavin: "if they're not being fiddled by the priests") | |
| 1:31:31-1:32:31 Matt Stone and Trey Parker's flash animation Princess | |
| 1:34:41-1:36:16 Looper CGI? how did they shoot the amputee scene, cutting off his limbs, is the face in the Dead Space 3 trailer real or CGI? (argument) | |
| 1:41:58 Kerry and the Pokemon trading tournament (Kerry traded Pokemon with another kid who bailed out during the exchange and kept Kerry's Pokemon and his own, Gameboy, trading cards) | |
| 1:44:30 Gavin named his cat Egg-Bodge Breakfast (Gavin's cat) | |
| 1:50:33 Battle at Kruger (Serengeti, buffaloes, lions, alligators/crocodiles, animals fighting/trying to eat each other) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM | |
| RTP ##204 | |
| 6:06 Chris' facial hair (+closeup) / 7:26 Chris has a smooth chest/Chris barely has any hairs on his chest (chester the chest hair, +closeup) | |
| #113 at 20:44-20:52, Chris showed Griffon | |
| #519 at 3:46 got more chest hairs | |
| 13:57 Chris doesn't put his beer on the coaster that's on the table, next to the coaster | |
| #286 at 48:13 Brandon does the same (Burnie kicks the table to try and fix that) | |
| 17:14 Chris' Superbowl/Gauntlet Legends conversation confusion (Chris started watching the Superbowl.., Chris is confused, Chris gets confused, Jack asks Chris how far did you get), Gavin says that Chris looks confused a lot | |
| 25:52-26:35 Drunk Chris fell asleep next to a tree on a street corner, Chris went for a walk, Chris woke up covered with bugs/with ants, bug bites, leaning against a tree, leaning on a tree | |
| 26:59 Drunk Gavin has all the fun and Sober Gavin/Hangover Gavin doesn't remember all the good time | |
| #222 at 7:48 Gavin announces when he's drunk, Gavin tells people/Gavin lets people know, Gavin's 2 drunk stages (the "getting drunk" stage and the "not remembering" stage, drunk Gavin, drunk wrestling) | |
| #432 at 1:01:10 Chris is a mean drunk or a silly drunk?, ~1:02:02-1:03:17 Gavin is a mean drunk (Barbara: "you're just like you but more") | |
| #433 at 1:18:55/1:19:50 Chris (violent drunk) | |
| 27:21-28:00 Gus passed out in his bathroom, Gus blacked out, Gus' drink was spiked?, Gus was drugged? (roofied/something in his drink) | |
| #312 at 8:57~10:00 | |
| #466 at 1:30:00 | |
| #323 at 7:22-8:32 Barbara may have drank a roofied shot (drugged) | |
| #406 Post Show at 8:35 Geoff was roofied at an event? | |
| 28:01-29:44 Chris' friend at college had a party and the cops showed up (police showed up), his friends were under 21 and they were drinking alcohol so 2 of them decided to hide in a closet (in a utility close, inside a closet, in the closet), one of them started smoking a cigarette inside the closet and the other one really needed to pee so he peed on his own shirt and then the cops opened the closet | |
| 33:45-36:01 Chris' Matthew McConaughey story, Chris' friend asked him if by making this movie he was creating a shitty ashtray instead of a beautiful vase ("Surfer, Dude", Matthew McConaughey impression) | |
| 40:31 orbiting a planet/orbit around, freefalling around the Earth, will a dense peanut have gravity that will catch other peanuts in its orbit? (denser objects) [science] | |
| #214 at 1:16:26 Gavin: How big does something have to be before thing can orbit around it? [science] | |
| 41:34 The possibility of another universe, a second universe, the known universe, light traveling since the big bang, edge of the universe [science] | |
| #223 at 46:36 | |
| 43:37-47:12 Gavin and the real life checkpoint, what would you do if you could spend an hour and revert back and only you'll remember what you did, reverting your own life to a previous check point, reloading a checkpoint, reverting time, would you choose something different if you had 12 hours, Gavin asked his friend about the difference and he replied- "the quality of the rapings I guess", Gavin: 'but that's the thing, you never would have raped them', Chris: 'if there was a rape game I wouldn't play it', committing a crime with no consequences/without consequences, going back an hour/going back in time one hour [hypothetical] | |
| 1:08:13 Hitler and the circumstances that created him and his rise to power, If Hitler lived today he would have an emo blog/Tumblr | |
| 1:09:26 Gavin: I wonder if a couple that was trying to have a baby but failing would take Hitler's sperm (having Hitler's baby, Hitler's semen, artificial insemination, "up your eggs") | |
| 1:11:19 Stephen Hawking's time travel party, time travel in general, time machines [science] | |
| 1:19:15 Gus got a prescription for his shingles for a medicine that makes your body intolerant to alcohol (instantly throw up, reject alcohol, side effect, ability to drink alcohol) so he didn't take it | |
| 1:20:18 Listing side effects in drug commercials/drug ads, pharmaceutical companies advertising to the general public, marketing drugs to people instead of doctors, advertising prescription drugs ("ask your doctor for...") | |
| #381 Post Show at ~21:00 +drug companies giving benifits to doctors for using their medicines | |
| 1:23:03-1:25:10 Gavin: every day you get 2,000$ but you need 100 wipes after every time you poop (Million Dollars But origins) [hypothetical] | |
| #213 at 1:27:16-1:27:31/1:28:12~1:29:45/1:30:46~1:31:30 Gavin and the [hypothetical] man who puts his finger up your ass every time you buy/pay for something, every transaction | |
| #272 at 13:30-15:29 Burnie asks Gavin- 2 million dollars but for 20 years everytime you need to shit you have to hold someone's hands and look them in the eyes [hypothetical] | |
| #319 at 1:17:03 What's the oldest woman you would kiss for a million dollars [hypothetical] (kissing an old woman for a million dollars, oldest woman you would make out with, making out with an old woman) | |
| #336 at 1:04:29 (from the audience) Million dollars but for the rest of your life Gus does an ad read every morning and at a random point that he picks (during sex?) [hypothetical] | |
| #363 at (38:18 Burnie gets frustrated with Gavin) 39:10 Burnie asks Gus- A million dollars but everybody else on Earth gets to choose a superpower for themselves and you don't get one [hypothetical] | |
| #390 at 25:05-25:26 Gavin: Million dollars but your heart is big enough that it only needs to beat once a minute but you'll feel every beat/feel your blood [hypothetical] (beats once..) | |
| #392 at 27:53-31:20 Gavin: "10 million dollars but every month you have to watch every single time you've had sex" (the more you have sex the more time you waste each month by watching) [hypothetical] | |
| #399 at 50:50 Gavin: there's a button in front of each seat on a plane that says "crash plane" and if you push it you will get a million dollars as long as at least 1 other passenger doesn't push it (if everyone pushes it the plane crashes) [hypothetical] | |
| #403 at 1:23:55 Gavin: Million dollars but you lose one eye [hypothetical] | |
| #416 Post Show at 9:00 Million dollars but you get it in checks of 1 cent [hypothetical] | |
| #428 Post Show at 8:09 Gavin: Million dollars but your penis is huge when it's flaccid and shrinks back to normal size when erect [hypothetical] | |
| #432 at 1:22:42 Gavin: Million dollars to eat Barbara's tonsils (Million dollars to eat a body part, little toe) [hypothetical] | |
| #474 at 1:15:24 Burnie: Million dollars but every chocolate is based on your genitals (context at 1:14:59) | |
| #499 at 1:05:20 Gavin: Million dollars but your feces is invisible (invisible poop/invisible shit/your poop is invisible/your shit is invisible) [hypothetical] | |
| #519 at (9:55 Foreskins in a calamari dish?) 10:36 Million dollars but you have to eat a foreskin kebab, Burnie: what about a plate of fingernails? [hypothetical] | |
| #522 at 1:14:21 Burnie: Million dollars but you go ragdoll whenever you see a specific person in your life (toy story effect) [hypothetical] | |
| #524 at 47:27 Chris: Would you walk through a room filled with cockroaches for a million/billion dollars? [hypothetical] | |
| #538 Post Show at 13:31 The first second of every shower would be cum that comes out instead of water [hypothetical] | |
| #585 at 1:12:11 Gavin: A million dollars but you have corn smut growing on your genitals [hypothetical] | |
| #592 (after 16:47) Barbara to Gavin: Would you drink the residue from the bottom of a toilet brush cup for a million dollars? [hypothetical] | |
| #597 at ~1:19:16 Gavin will get a tattoo on his forehead for a million dollars [hypothetical], 1:22:36 Gavin doesn’t want to do that anymore after seeing suggestions from chat | |
| #605 at 1:22:10~1:27:50 10 dollars but you can never see the moon again [hypothetical] | |
| 1:25:27-1:25:58 Gavin's thoughts in the shower, Gavin's shower thoughts, Gavin shower ideas, Gavin thinks about the crazy scenarios in the shower, Gavin's brain, Gavin never lets himself be bored or else his mind runs amok with crazy thoughts, Gavin is never bored, Gavin distracts his brain | |
| #213 at ~1:29:28 | |
| ~1:27:50-1:30:35/1:33:20~1:35:05/1:36:04~1:36:35 Gavin shampoos his entire body (Gavin only uses shampoo), bar of soap/soap bar, body wash [argument], 1:52:37 Gavin: "Why am I the asshole all the time? You're way more of an asshole" Gus: "Because I use body wash!" | |
| #231 at 23:34-26:53 Gavin showered with his clothes on to also do the "laundry", then he dried it all with a hairdryer (showered clothed, showered with 3 shirts on, dirty shirts) | |
| #358 at 1:16:55-1:24:23 Gus and Burnie say that you could wash yourself with laundry soap, "soap is soap" "it's al the same" | |
| #551 at 45:59~46:15 (brief) Burnie uses one type of soap to wash his body and hair | |
| #294 at 59:01-1:00:09 In high school Brandon showered after football and a popular kid showered next to him and borrowed Brandon's bar of soap and washed his body with it including his crotch and balls with it and then handed it back to Brandon (soap bar) | |
| #316 at 2:25 Dan used Blaine's soap bar, Brandon has 2 soap bars 1 for his upper body and 1 for his lower body | |
| 1:32:25 Gavin doesn't put on perfume/cologne because people comment on it and it depicts Gavin as someone who put an effort into smelling good which he doesn't like, 1:32:50 (to Gavin) Gus: "I don't know why but I think I hate that, and I think I hate you now" [quote] (needs context) | |
| 1:35:04 Using dirt to clean grease/oil | |
| 1:37:19 Getting cold water in your ear makes you pass out (passing out from cold water, passed out from, non-room temperature water in your ear, body-temperature water) [science] | |
| 1:38:16 Motion sickness/car sickness, feeling movement but looking at a still object, your body thinks you've been poisoned [science] | |
| ~1:40:23 "the happiest people in the world are the dumb idiots", "knowledge is hassle" (ignorance is bliss), Gavin: "I take a lot from Karl Pilkington", Gavin: "I don't read the news, I don't care what is going on in the world … if it doesn't affect me, I'm happy", mourning something for the rest of your life | |
| 1:52:00 Chris: 'Would you use something that had 98% chance of fixing everything in the world if it had a 2% chance of wiping out the world?', Gus: 'I would take it, also if 50/50, if it ended no one would know' [hypothetical] | |
| RTP ##205 | |
| ~9:50 Yahoo Answers, 'if I'm pregnant and we have sex can the baby become pregnant?' | |
| 10:51 Gavin found a tutorial on how to spay a cat (how to neuter a cat, 'scoop out a cat') | |
| 11:53-13:56/41:42-43:33 Gus' sex spreadsheet (Gus' spreadsheet) | |
| #328 at ~45:44 Sex app, tracking sexual activity, keeping a sex log (keeping track) | |
| 22:41/1:26:11 Commenters that didn't know about Burnie's divorce/that Burnie got divorced, Burnie posted a picture with Ashley, Burnie references Tubgirl/tub girl and Lemon Party as possible things he thought people were posting when his friends alerted him | |
| #210 (between 1:43:59~1:47:41) people reacting to Live Prude Girls referring to Burnie's divorce in the interview | |
| #323 Post Show at 18:33 a site that tried to figure out when Burnie got divorced and when he started seeing Ashley | |
| 23:01 Burnie's ex-wife didn't know anything about From Dusk Till Dawn and was confused when the movie totally changed into a vampire movie. | |
| 31:57 RT on the Howard Stern show (J.D. [not Burnie's son] is inarticulate and didn't explain where he got his shirt) | |
| 36:31 Gavin's chef admirer, crush on Gavin, photo of Gavin, picture of Gavin (RTAA) | |
| 40:10 Gavin and the gay medic that tested medical equipment on him, Gavin got strapped to a gurney, flirted with Gavin | |
| 43:56 A steakhouse with models/dancers that keep eye contact with you while you eat (runway platform, catwalk, they stare at you) | |
| 50:28-50:46/51:14-52:37 Matt says that red cotton shirts are softest, Gavin: "where does red come from?" "every color has to come from somewhere", "where do they get it?", "where was the first red?", colored dyes [science] | |
| 57:32 Gavin: "Do you have to be married to have an in-law?" Gus: "Yes, but you don't have to be married to be an outlaw" | |
| 1:01:35-1:02:32 A kid in Gavin's school that everybody in his life passed away (..in his life died, his father died, his sister died, his mother died, his girlfriend died, Gavin's friend from school, Gavin's classmate, Gavin knew a guy/Gavin knows a guy) | |
| #317 at 34:41 | |
| 1:02:33 A couple from Canada that were sitting in a restaurant on a date and a piece of the building fell on her and killed her (she was his wife- https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/falling-concrete-slab-kills-woman-at-montreal-restaurant-1.417370) (the guy was about to propose to her during the date, Montreal) (just for keywords: balcony fell on them, balcony collapsed on them) | |
| 1:04:21 Gavin briefly explains the origin of the names X-Ray and Vav [ah guide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y_H2eqqR2U] | |
| 1:15:59 Power outage during a Let's Play (blackout in the AH office), lost footage, UPS with a dead battery | |
| 1:20:11 Gus has small nipples (+closeup) | |
| 1:24:09-1:26:08 Gavin wrote to Raptr/Raptor, Gavin wants to unsubscribe from the service that emails him information and tweets out about the games that you're playing, Gavin doesn't remember the username and password, Gavin replied back, Gavin's login information (Gaming company, unsubscribing, Burnie reads out Gavin's reply, "fucking fuck off") | |
| 1:28:48 A user on the RT site said he was going to punch Gus in the face "because it's funny" (it'll be funny), but when he came to the convention he ended up being nice and wanted to take a picture (Burnie stood up and prepared to block the guy from punching), mean on the Internet but nice in real life, assholes on the Internet, people on the Internet/people on social media | |
| #224 at 1:09:06-1:11:00 RTX PSA tweet https://twitter.com/RTXEvent/status/348654160528412673 (backup https://archive.is/CzUQy) (if you assault/prank..), fans wanting to slap Gavin/throw wet bread on Gavin/kung shu Gavin (fans planning/fans throwing/fans slapping) | |
| RTX Sydney 2018 (Part 2) 35:37 Some fans used to tell Michael to punch Gavin because they hate him like he does (thinking Michael actually hates Gavin, they were being aggressive about it) | |
| #516 at 39:59-40:26 anonymity on the Internet/mean comments that people wouldn't say to your face | |
| #229 after 1:22:56 till around the end - Gaming arguments/horrible comments sent to game developers, more on the subject of hateful comments/hate comments/negative comments/negative criticism/reading comments, most people don't leave comments (just to say that the liked something) | |
| #282 at 1:30:26 Burnie about the fact that he responded/responds to a negative comment on Reddit (Burnie responds.., the guy deleted his account, delete their account) | |
| #337 at ~1:10:28 The double-edged sword of apologizing on the Internet (apology videos) | |
| #361 at 1:38:39/1:39:35 + Post Show at 28:05 - (in regards to Fine Bros/React, and Sony Playstation/Let's Play trademark) when there's Internet outrage/criticism it's best not to respond because responding makes things worse for the company, not addressing/not responding. | |
| #372 Post Show at ~12:48~17:52/19:28-19:54 (in regards to Scarlett Johansson in Ghost In The Shell, and Johnny Depp&Amber Heard and their dogs/Australia, Sony Playstation/Let's Play) (15:45 "the public is training people not to respond to things", 22:05 "people don't want an apology, they want confirmation") (16:28 the fake story from Barbara's first week at RT) (+19:55-20:36/~21:50 Gavin not responding to accusations of stealing/copying an idea from a specific video he hasn't seen, for Slow Mo Guys, Gavin doesn't respond) | |
| #514 at 3:43 also about Barbara's fuck up on her first week on the job (Barbara's first week), fake military story/false military story, army/helmet/veteran, fake story/fake soldier | |
| #365 Post Show at 4:17 Burnie: when people say something mean to us and then accuse us of treating our fans badly because of our response (to the mean comments) | |
| #553 at ~40:46 Not harassing the harassers?/Bullying the bullies?, censoring the names of the people that harrass you on social media so that people won't harass them back/so that you won't be called a bully because you have way more followers than them | |
| #258 at 1:14:23 TotalBiscuit, reading comments and what it does to you | |
| #291 at 1:17:50 comments about J.J. doing an interview with Keanu Reeves (people said that other people from rt should do the interview) | |
| #375 Post Show at 15:51 Gus tweeted about Overwatch and Game Of Thrones and someone commented "how much did Blizzard pay you to make this tweet?" and when Gus replied the commenter insulted Gus and RT/RvB | |
| #378 at 58:55 Aaron about getting phone calls with insults before there were Youtube comments (Public Access) | |
| #407 at 52:17 Burnie: You remember the 1 mean comment out of 50 nice ones, like if you went to the mall and had nice interactions with 50 people and on jerk said your shirt was ugly | |
| #446 at 1:19:40 Mean comments on clean-shaven Miles, people comment on Barbara's hair changes, people don't know the difference between criticism and insult, people saying "no offense but.."/"I'm not racist but.." | |
| 1:30:29~1:31:30 Gavin put up posters of hot women on his walls so his parents wouldn't think he's gay/think he was gay (lesbian poster/girls kissing poster, Gavin's posters, girls kissing, Gavin: "Opposite gay makes straight, right?" [quote] "2 gays make a straight") (old photo of Gavin) | |
| #281 at 31:10-32:35 | |
| #609 at 0:36 Barbara shows an old photo of Gavin on her phone, Gavin shaved his beard (Gavin's beard) and so he looks like his young self (Gavin is low in the frame for the reveal) | |
| #376 at 1:06:32 Chris' mom sent him a text about a video where he was showering with another man (that he posted on his channel) (sent Chris a text, family members were speculation if Chris was gay/if Chris is gay, there was a death in the family/someone in Chris' family died, ended the text with "would you be a pole bearer?" and then asked if it was not in the "category of porn"), 1:08:20 during high school Chris' mom asked him if he was gay | |
| #376 at ~1:09:55 Aaron's family members asked Lynn if Aaron was gay and Lynn said yes | |
| 1:32:28 The worst thing you could see in a porn is a cup (if a cup shows up), Gavin: in real life if you have to put a towel down you know it's about to be kinda gross | |
| ~1:39:40 Awards shows/Award shows, long speeches at the Producers Guild Awards (about leaving no time for the people that win the awards) | |
| #207 at 1:10:52 long monologue at the Oscars | |
| #406 at ~39:20 also about award shows presentors that leave no time for the people that win to speak | |
| 1:44:31 Burnie was on the jury for gaming awards (Slamdance festival, game awards), played a game that became Portal, Narbacular Drop, Burnie thought it should have won | |
| #288 at ~13:12 | |
| RTP ##206 | |
| ~2:00 Sharks can't get cancer, alligators can't get AIDS/alligator blood can cure HIV | |
| ~3:00 A guy injected himself with snake venom every day, cobra venom (Reddit post) | |
| 9:11 Gus' cat Shamus/Seamus(?) | |
| #520 at ~14:07 | |
| 15:01-18:40/1:52:09-1:54:00 Brandon and fighting a big dog with your back (chased by a dog, fighting a dog, running at the dog, running backwards, turning your back at the last second) | |
| 19:30 Gus' relatives lives long, Gus' family, Gus' great-grandmother died at 108, ran guns for Pancho Villa across the border (Gus' grandmother) | |
| #247 at 1:25:03 Gus' great-grandmother raised and slaughtered pigs even at old age | |
| #293 at 1:39:37-1:40:06 Burnie's grandmother, remembered when she first saw the first electric light/first car/first plane | |
| #343 at 44:02-46:35 she almost lived in 3 centuries+her first job | |
| 21:34 Jack accidentally, Jack erased all of the files in his harddrive instead of emptying the recycle bin, Jack deleted, Jack formated, Jack's external harddisk | |
| 24:49 When Burnie formats a drive he calls Gus to his office to make sure he selected the correct drive | |
| 25:22 Burnie fixed a harddisk by himself (harddrive surgery, overvoltaged, burned capacitor/resistor, Burnie practiced on an old harddrive, Ashley's harddisk, failed harddrive/failed harddisk) | |
| #362 at 1:06:21 | |
| 33:17 Gavin knew a guy that ripped his shirt off when he ran to help a woman (ripped his own shirt) | |
| 34:55-35:13 Woman driver had a heart attack and the car swerved on the road and another driver pulled in front of the car and used his brakes to slow down the swerving car | |
| (followed by a long gaming consoles discussion) | |
| 1:00:26 Gavin: When you poop how do you prevent the tip of your penis from touching the bowl (touching the toilet bowl, tucking) | |
| 1:08:49 Some people disliked the video of the meteor in Russia,'who dislikes meteor footage?' Gavin as the dislikers-'this isn't as good as 9/11' | |
| 1:11:32-1:14:39 [science] Atomic bomb/nuclear bomb, Gavin- people are killed by the light, killed by light, death by light/brightness, Gus/Burnie riffing- like a deer in the headlight, "you never hit a deer you hit a corpse", Gavin: 'light comes before heat', Burnie: 'it's all energy' | |
| 1:23:25-1:24:30 Buttons on toilets instead of levers, nobody know which is half tank and which is full tank (flushing toilet, toilet buttons) | |
| 1:27:12 riffing on sliced bread/selling like hot cakes/hotcakes (+1:28:29) | |
| 1:27:47-1:28:07 Gavin: "Who owns the copyright symbol?" [quote] | |
| 1:29:07-1:30:35 Crepes/pancakes, "People like crepes"/"People like crates" | |
| 1:54:05-1:56:20 Austin airport parking lot tickets, 2 choices: a ticket booth with a person or an automated ticket machine, workers/attendees that stand next to the automated boxes and tell you how to use the machine even when you know | |
| 2:03:09-2:04:14 Burnie triggered an alarm at the revolving doors at the airport (door alarm, airport alarm, loud alarm, loudest alarm, "happens all the time") | |
| 2:06:35 A guy that ate nothing but monkey pellets for days (monkey food pellets/gorilla food, minimalist/human chow/eating is boring, wanted to kill everyone in a bakery when he walked by and smelled bread) | |
| 2:08:00 Gavin really needs to pee/Gavin needs to pee (has to pee) | |
| #207 at 1:27:31 Miles leaves in the middle of the podcast to pee, Miles goes to pee, Miles walks in front of the camera (also when he returns- 1:29:12~1:29:50) | |
| #210 at ~1:49:45 (Gavin needs to pee) Gavin asks Burnie a question even though he really needs to pee and Gus wanted to end the podcast (to wrap up) | |
| (non-pee related) #371 Post Show 34:01/35:15 Gus tries to wrap up but Gavin keeps asking Burnie questions | |
| #211 at 1:51:45 Gavin needs to pee, Brandon punches Gavin in the bladder area/pokes Gavin, Gavin stands up and runs and trips (Gavin trips, Gavin falls) | |
| #237 at 1:35:00 Gus needs to pee/Gavin needs to pee | |
| #269 at 1:29:10 Miles needs to pee so he runs off the podcast set (Matt sits in his chair and replaces him), ~1:40:05 Gavin really needs to pee | |
| #326 at 1:44:54 Barbara needs to pee/Kerry needs to pee | |
| #420 Post Show at (1:23) ~1:43 Gus goes to the bathroom because of Shake Shack (#421 at 39:33) | |
| #424 at 1:02:04 (1:03:08) Barbara needs to pee | |
| RTP ##207 | |
| (they didn't know they were live, they are live, they were on the air, that the podcast started, they went live) | |
| 17:10 Gavin fell asleep for 5 hours in the sun on his deck, Gavin was lying on his outside deck | |
| 22:28 Can you get a suntan through a glass/through a window, Burnie Googles "Can you..."/"Can u...", can you freeze cheese | |
| 24:57-26:36 Gavin and infrared, why can cameras detect infrared but you can't (you can see infrared through the camera but not in real life - when pressing a remote in front of it), Burnie is agreeing with Gavin but Gavin doesn't realize it (Burnie agrees with Gavin), infrared filter in your eye that prevents you from seeing it (eye filter, a filter in your eye), Burnie: "When you go to the airport are you upset that you can't detect metal?" [science] | |
| #248 at 1:29:00~1:30:05 Burnie: Why don't we have the ability to see ultraviolet? (ultraviolet filter) why wouldn't evolution preserve the benefit of seeing more of the light spectrum? [science] | |
| #370 at 11:12~12:00 Gavin: If you take the light spectrum and stretch it between California and New York we would only see 3 nanometers of it (or something very small) [science] | |
| 41:14~42:10 The mystery of Gavin foaming his beer when he drinks, Gus slams Gavin's beer bottle with his own to make it foam again, Gavin foams his beer | |
| 49:06~51:35 Gavin's game idea (game feature), Gavin's idea about an infection in Left 4 Dead (Special Infected), an enemy that jumps into your mouth and cuts your microphone and you're controlled by it without being able to alert the people you're playing with (your character gets infected, gets controlled, cut the mic), they take his idea further, a clone of your character, a double | |
| 56:32 A photo of Fred Rogers/Mr. Rogers flipping off (fingers song, middle finger) | |
| 1:05:45 Miles pokes Gavin in the eye by mistake | |
| 1:06:53 "Shipping"/slash fiction/fanfiction/fan fiction | |
| 1:17:19-1:22:06 Jennifer Lawrence fell on stage and Hugh Jackman went to help her out, argument about helping a woman that falls (a man helping a woman, if a woman falls, if a woman fell, should a man help a woman that fell) | |
| #209 at 1:11:51 Barbara tells Gavin that you're supposed to help a woman that falls, they play a security video of Holly tripping at the office next to Chris/Brandon/Matt and Chris and Brandon just stand their with their arms crossed/folded. (security footage) | |
| 1:24:36 Their predictions came true (predictions that they made, Burnie predicted stuff on old podcasts, predictions that came true) | |
| 1:27:31-1:28:40 (Miles goes to pee, Miles walks in front of the camera) Gus punishes people on the podcast, Gus bans people from returning to the podcast for an amount of time, Gus doesn't invite people that..., Gus demoted Gavin from ever sitting in Burnie's seat after the gun control talk (from #197 at 1:48:01) | |
| #217 at 1:03:06 Gus to Barbara: "I'm gonna Joel you" | |
| #242 at 0:42~1:30 Gus banned Kara, banned Michael for 2 months | |
| #264 at 1:30 Gus banned Brandon after pretending to fall asleep during the long video game conversation on the previous podcast that he was on (Brandon didn't have anything to contribute to that discussion) (#246 around ~48:30, general conversation starts at 34:00) | |
| 1:37:23 Burnie became the president of the company at his old job (Burnie's old job, Burnie was the president, tech support/call center, teleNetwork- mentioned 1:35:02), also about hiring Gus/Geoff | |
| 1:48:19/1:51:14 Gavin was the first to sponsor a season/Gavin was the first to purchase a DVD of RvB | |
| #212 at 1:22-2:07 Gavin started watching RvB when the 5th episode came out and then Gavin became a sponsor to watch the 6th episode early, Gavin wrote to Gus that his parents were dead so he wants a free sponsorship, parents are dead/his parents died/his parents have died/his entire family are dead and it's his birthday (Gavin lied..), 1:27:05-1:27:38 Johnny Fairy/Faery(?) introduced Gavin to RvB when they sat next to each other in one of their classes (sat in alphabetical order one time, passed him a note/handed him a note with www.redvsblue.com) | |
| #239 at ~1:02:03 also about Gavin lying to get free sponsorship | |
| #371 Post Show at ~8:29 also about Gavin's classmate that introduced him to RvB | |
| #223 at 1:09:17-1:09:41 Gavin used to hang out with the cool kids until they started doing drugs and he discovered RvB | |
| #239 at 1:05:00 Gus owes Gavin 5$ because Gus asked Gavin for more money to be able to send him the DVDs to the U.K. in a hard case instead of a pouch but then they decided not to charge more from people overseas | |
| #429 Post Show at 7:15 Gus pays Gavin on the podcast (even though it was more expensive to ship to Europe) | |
| 1:48:36~1:49:00/1:51:43~1:52:06 Gavin has all of the original RvB videos/Gavin kept all of the RvB files, Gavin sent them the files that they needed for the DVD collection that they didn't have but he kept (for keywords- Gavin keeps all of his files/Gavin keeps everything/Gavin doesn't delete) | |
| #358 Post Show at ~23:00 Gus was looking for something at the office and Gavin had a picture of it, Gavin has all of his photos/videos he ever took on his phones (1TB of cloud storage that's about to get filled up) | |
| ~1:48:53~1:49:30 Gavin has a version of an RvB episode where Burnie sings the theme for RvB/RvB theme, Burnie recorded a song for episode 2 of RvB, "...let's get together and make ourselves a little purple", Burnie laughed by himself a few times and added it to the end of the song | |
| #265 at 6:18-8:17 also about Burnie singing RvB theme songs and about Gavin saving the files | |
| 1:57:46 The Onion | |
| RTP ##208 | |
| (about Rebel Adam's dog) | |
| 17:22 Gavin: Why don't all homeless people commit crimes so they could be sent to prison and have shelter there? ("I don't understand people that stay homeless") | |
| 26:26~27:25 Gavin has a problem with the automated flushing system while using toilet seat covers (the toilet flushes when he's about to sit down and it takes the cover with it, paper covers) | |
| #586 Post Show at 7:49 Problems with the paper toilet seat covers (includes: where do the automatic ones come from and where do they go? people change them because they're not sure if they're clean or not) | |
| #252 at 22:57-24:46 also^, +coming up with ideas for when a toilet should flush (longer distance for the sensor to detect, qr code on the door, flushing app) | |
| #586 Post Show at 7:04 Auto-flushing toilets that flush while you're sitting or before you've sat down (auto flush) | |
| 30:54 People at MIT developed a system that amplifies the colors of people's faces to detect their pulse (baby monitor/monitoring babies, face colors) | |
| 37:26 Joel searches for a screaming goat video (Joel uses the computer, Joel presses keys, Joel is typing, top tencreaming), showing the goat version of Taylor Swift's Trouble | |
| 41:12 The debut of Gavin Or Google (http://roosterteeth.wikia.com/wiki/Gavin_Free/Gavin_or_Google) | |
| 46:21 The Million Dollar Homepage, million dollars website, million dollar website, selling pixels (#511 at 42:23) | |
| 1:03:17/1:32:24 Gavin and breathing underwater (air bubbles), how much oxygen do you exhale, how much oxygen do you use up from every breath, breathing into a bucket, breathing bucket, 'you won't drown as quick if you have a bucket', Gus suggests that the next time Gavin makes out with a girl he'll exhale into her mouth and then try to breathe her exhale into his mouth, exhaling into, an air bucket will make you lighter underwater, bucket of air [science] [1:32:58 (to Gavin) Burnie: "Gavin how have you lived this long? It's a mathematically anomaly that you're alive"] | |
| 1:06:05 Burnie likes to put his mouth around his partners' nose and blow (blowing into her nose/blow into her nose) | |
| 1:11:15-1:14:35 Burnie and the mothers who only have sons which breaks the line of women that goes back all the way to the beginning (lineage, only have a son/only sons/only boys, same sex children, same sex kids), Gavin: "That's one of those things that sounds interesting but it isn't", argument | |
| #346 Post Show at 2:45 | |
| #371 at 1:27:05 | |
| 1:34:20 Gavin can't breathe underwater, Gavin can't use a snorkel, Gavin can't take a breath, his body won't let him, 'I haven't evolved with a snorkel on me', survival instincts, Burnie: "have you climbed a tree? you could fall out of a tree and die" | |
| 1:38:42 Gavin was told he doesn't have tension in his body, "like a wet noodle" (somebody tried to crack his back, crack Gavin's back) | |
| ~1:39:30 Zorbing ball/zorb ball death fell off a cliff | |
| 1:43:51-1:45:30/1:48:03-1:49:55 Burnie didn't want to send his DNA into space (in the space station, Burnie's DNA) | |
| ~1:45:30 (from a conversation about sending your DNA to space) Gavin: What is "you"?, Burnie: "What is the smallest portion of you that is "you"?" / Gavin: People say: 'Somebody chopped my head off', they're really saying: 'Someone chopped my body off' (chopped his head off), "You don't get beheaded, you get debodied" [quote] (decapitated) (Gavin blew Gus' mind) [science] (what is You, what's you, what are you/where are you in your body, is your whole body You?, which body parts are you/body organs/your organs/body part is you/..you are you) | |
| #271 at 33:27 What would be the minimal human? Which organs can you get rid of before you can't function as a human anymore? [hypothetical] [science] | |
| #473 at 17:05-18:20 | |
| #482 at 11:45 Are you in your skeleton or is your skeleton in you? | |
| #245 at 16:33~19:00 Gavin asks Gus if he would agree to lose both of his testicles and take one of Gavin's testicles (Gus' sperm would be Gavin's sperm, Gavin's balls, Gus' balls) [hypothetical], 18:04 How does sperm get produced? How does sperm get its genetic material? Will it be the sperm of the original person? [science] | |
| #347 at 22:31 Gavin reads a headline (confusing headline, a guy failed his own paternity test because of his unborn twin), what is the story about/what the story is about/what the article is about/what is the article about, "Man fails paternity test because the father of his son is his unborn brother" (dead brother's DNA, dead brother's genes, dead twin's DNA) | |
| #347 at 24:00 Burnie: If you have different DNA in your saliva and different DNA in your testicles, which is your DNA? [science], Gavin: "I am my testicles"/"Brain outranks testicles but testicles outrank mouth" [quote], ranking your body parts by "most you"/highest rank (navel and pinky are the lowest?, body organs/your organs) | |
| #347 at 24:52 A good twin's DNA got the criminal charges off a bad twin (one twin committed a crime and was released because they don't know which one) | |
| #219 at 1:03:02-1:04:40 Decapitated bird in the parking lot (dead bird, debodied bird, a bird's head, capitated, bird head) | |
| #232 at 1:06:47 Bird's body at the parking lot (decapitated bird) | |
| ~1:47:13 Fingerprints are formed in the womb [science] Gus: "When I think about being in your mom I don't want to think about you have been being there first" | |
| 1:51:22/1:52:38 They search for the best human in the word/who is the best human being in the world and see an image of the best man in the world (that looks like George Costanza, MySpace profile of his wife) | |
| RTP ##209 | |
| ~14:44 They went to a bar party hosted by Shira Lazar (for her show What's Trending), Burnie and Gavin skipped the line, Gavin was pulled in under the rope by the someone from the crew, Gavin flipped off a woman that gave him shit for cutting ahead of everybody | |
| #260 at 51:21 | |
| ~22:20 Bomb sign at airports, bomb cartoon/animated bomb/bomb drawing, black ball with a wick | |
| #291 at 22:39 drum of kerosene/bomb/acid | |
| 27:56 Showing a picture of Shaq lifting up Shira Lazar | |
| 28:56 People stood in line for hours to take a picture with Grumpy Cat, her real name Tard/Tardar Sauce | |
| 30:50 Gavin's idea for a business that has a lot of servers for games launches (when gaming companies struggle to keep up with the demands and their servers crash) | |
| 40:58/42:58 Burnie ordered small shelves thinking they were regular size (set of shelves for the office bathroom, looked like a cabinet but ended up being like a jewelry box), small spoons/mini spoons/little ice cream spoons/little spoons/tiny spoons, off scale/no scale to compare it to, dimensions/reference, Burnie accidentally | |
| #474 at 1:05:28 (+Burnie's spoons) Ellie's mom bought cat sculptures that ended up being huge | |
| 42:24 Gavin: Spoons and knives are only handy in certain sizes but forks are usable in any size (spoon and a knife, eating with a pitchfork, big fork, giant fork) | |
| 45:10 Burnie didn't know what to do with his hands/body while he wasn't holding his phone (RTAA) | |
| #406 at 6:21 Burnie uses his phone for recording a timelapse at an airport and doesn't have anything else to do in the meantime (stares at his phone, Burnie recorded/Burnie used) | |
| 49:17-50:22 Tortilla chips in tortilla soup, Gavin and sogginess (soggy things, soggy vagina?), 49:48 Gavin: "Nothing that is hard normally is ever better soggy" [quote] | |
| #306 at ~6:00-6:30 Gavin: "You gotta be careful with cereal because you enter the soggy territory" (eating cereal out of a cup is bad?) | |
| #629 (around 13:00) Gavin doesn't dip anything (Oreo's/etc.) | |
| 55:52 Gavin isn't worried about a nuclear attack because odds are that he wouldn't die (atomic bombs/nukes), the speed of nuclear radiation, how much time do you got when you see the mushroom cloud on the horizon [science] | |
| 58:38 Gavin or Google Theme Song | |
| 1:02:14-1:03:19 Gavin and the upside down astronaut [science] | |
| #225 at 24:54 Gavin: If you sleep upside down do you dream upside down? Do astronauts have floaty dreams? [science] | |
| #276 at 32:56-39:14/46:15-47:00/1:06:39-1:07:20 Argument, Gavin and upside down Australia in relation to the U.S. [science], Burnie: "I don't think of it like that … I get what you're saying but it's not the way I conceptualize things", ~39:00 Gavin: "there's no upside down in space" | |
| #384 at 1:16:51~1:19:38 [includes: the feet are the closest, (to Burnie) Gavin: "That's why they're upside down, you plum"] | |
| #420 at ~26:56~27:53 | |
| #532 Post Show after 10:30 | |
| 1:05:11 Gavin: "What do you define as a zombie? Do you define it as somebody who died but is still alive?" [quote] | |
| 1:22:52 Emergency Broadcast System | |
| 1:37:36 Gavin and the Daft Punk "conspiracy" (not them under the mask) | |
| #219 at ~38:25-38:56 | |
| #239 at 1:15:29 | |
| #255 at 39:16~40:40 (+Gus mimes them "performing") | |
| 1:38:19-1:39:05/1:39:59 Burnie looks for, Burnie searches for a video of the wrestler Sting removing a mask/removes his mask (WWF/WWE/WCW, Sting in disguise, Sting mask) (#210 at 1:40:41) | |
| RTP ##210 | |
| 5:36-6:16 Gavin only notices bad tastes after breathing a little, tasting liquids, taste liquids (moving a little air through his nose, aftertaste/after taste, minging tap water) (Gavin makes a noise, Burnie imitates Gavin's noise) [science] | |
| 6:23 Gavin hasn't been sick since he moved his toothbrush out of the bathroom | |
| 8:37-9:15 Burnie vs. the people on Twitter that only tell other people who they look like (who he looks like) | |
| ~11:40 Veronica Mars Kickstarter (everything is reboots and sequels) | |
| ~19:01 (GoG) Gavin: Can you break your lungs if you only breathe in or if someone pulls you ribcage outwards? [science] | |
| ~22:30 (GoG) Gavin: How does a dog know when it should stop growing? [science] | |
| 25:18~26:30 Gavin's brother "George" and eating yourself through your ass and coming out of your mouth (second head, new head, another head, original head) (https://vimeo.com/25908145) [science] (Gavin's vimeo https://vimeo.com/user553452) | |
| 27:08 Gavin and the guy who played Jaws (the actor who played Jaws) | |
| 34:14-37:23 Chris sold his Yoda backpack to Bushwick Bill (all Chris had in his backpack are 2 pieces of candy and an energy drink, Chris' backpack) | |
| #396 at 1:28:49/1:29:33 | |
| #413 at 50:43 About shooting his own eye | |
| 38:30-39:19 Gavin shot a nerf dart into his eye by accident and it stuck to his eyeball (suction cup, Gavin shot himself in the eye with a nerf gun) | |
| 41:20 Burnie's dad told a story about an Irish farmer that discovered bones in his field, old battlefield, "I'm not a superstitious man but why take the chance" | |
| 45:25-46:45 Gavin wonders about the first douchebag/the first prick (the first caveman that was a dick) | |
| 47:11 Piss droplets/piss stream (there is no pee stream, only droplets that don't touch each other) [science] | |
| ~49:00 A video of water/sound experiment, 24hz/24fps, zigzag, bending water (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uENITui5_jU) | |
| 51:01 Barbara named her boobs Mario & Luigi | |
| ~1:08:35 They hide rocks behind Jack's pillows (Jack went to the bathroom, stones) | |
| 1:13:11 Gavin: "Is she hot yet or is she still too young?" | |
| 1:21:37 Gus noise (Gus imitates a zombie noise) | |
| 1:25:43-1:26:22 Gus and Burnie played Starcraft after Burnie talked shit to Gus about it (Gus beat Burnie) | |
| 1:33:11 Gavin's [hypothetical] to Burnie - if Burnie's kid fell down from a high building and landed sitting down on his diaper that cushioned his fall - would he be more protective of the kid from now on or would he let him be free because he could survive anything? (if his kid survives a fall off a balcony) | |
| 1:35:42 Burnie cut the tip of his kid's finger off while cutting his fingernails (Burnie's kid's finger) | |
| 1:38:07 Burnie: "Let's be honest, straight up talk - babies look delicious" [quote] | |
| 1:43:59-1:47:41 Burnie on Live Prude Girls | |
| 1:47:41 RT on Tosh.0 | |
| #212 at 16:02-16:54 | |
| #234 at 55:12 | |
| #256 at 5:41 | |
| RTP ##211 | |
| 6:19~8:04 Wet bread on Gavin's desk, RT Life "Butter Beer and Soggy Bread" | |
| 11:26-12:10 Burnie bobblehead | |
| #213 at 1:48:55-1:49:08 | |
| 18:38 (brief) Drunk Burnie gave his phone to people who tweeted from the RT account | |
| 20:31-21:05/22:07-23:58 Burnie vs. "make some noise" ("I can't hear you") & people that throw merch into the crowd/throwing merch into a crowd/into the audience (not the same as t-shirt cannons/t-shirt guns, throwing merch), Gavin got hit in the head with an iPod box (hit Gavin's head) | |
| #256 at 1:00:53~1:03:10 t-shirt cannons/food cannons (taco cannons) | |
| #442 at 1:23:22 There was a t-shirt cannon at RTX (Burnie didn't know about it before hand), they're against it | |
| 34:44-35:24 When Gavin was 6/7 he rode a donkey that ran off course and Gavin decided to fall off of it and accept his death, Gavin accepted his death (accepted death), Gavin fell off a donkey/Gavin fell off a horse | |
| #306 at 25:42-26:30 | |
| 50:41 Michael's mother (Michael and his mother) | |
| 55:55 Michael bought Minecraft pendants for him and Gavin, Gavin changed his shirt in the bathroom and saw himself with the pendant and said it was the gayest thing he's seen all year (Minecraft necklaces, diamond chain, creeper chain) | |
| 1:04:00 Stephen Merchant was a landmark at a party (holding a balloon) | |
| 1:08:50~1:11:00 Gavin bought a coat and it still had the security tag on it when he left the store so everytime he went to a store with that coat it would trigger the alarm, security tags are pointless, nobody cares if the alarm goes off | |
| 1:12:03-1:12:56 Burnie hates it when bars will turn on the lights to signal people to get the fuck out (turn on all the lights/turn the light on/turn the lights on, last call) | |
| #317 at 1:22:10~1:23:20 | |
| #449 Post Show at 6:44 (^ and also when bars close down before 2:00/before the hour they said they're open until) | |
| ~1:13:00 Burnie got around not being on the list (for a bar/party) | |
| 1:32:11 Drunk Burnie made out with a chair as if it was Gavin (from the Catbug RTAA story) | |
| ~1:36:00 Michael/Lindsay/Alan flight got "undelayed" (delayed flight) | |
| 1:42:06 Will Sasso's lemon Vine (#223 at 22:39 Michael Macdonald impression) | |
| ~1:48:00 Holding a grudge (hold a grudge) | |
| RTP ##212 | |
| (Podcast near the racetracks/race tracks from the Simulation Racer Immersion, 10th anniversary) | |
| 4:46 Chris is off-screen giving signals to Burnie about his microphone (Chris signals Burnie) | |
| 16:54 They framed their first check during Ugly Internet | |
| #243 at 23:03-23:43 Gus got a phonecall from an ad agency when he was sitting in a McDonald's parking lot (banner ads, 20$ check) | |
| ~18:30 Burnie's kid loses his shoes (RTAA) | |
| 34:48 Matt's mom confused the zombies from The Walking Dead for mummies/vampires (mummy) | |
| 1:07:38 Matt's kids quoted Gus' RTAA quote to Gus ("yeah you have to leave") | |
| 1:24:57-1:25:30 They had to fax Youtube a list of URLs of people that stole and uploaded their videos, Youtube takedowns through fax | |
| 1:38:07 A ladybug lands on Gus, 1:38:14/1:38:27 ladybug on Gus' finger | |
| RTP ##213 | |
| (Maybe the first time Gavin starts the podcast by zipping his pants up, Gavin zips up. First time it's addressed is on #215 at 0:37) | |
| ~1:57-2:32 with his pants around his ankles before the podcast started | |
| 6:16-6:44 Barbara thought Google Fiber was a grocery store | |
| 14:39 Schmorgen Heckengard (the name of a Swedish actor from Game Of Thrones, actor name, plays Jaime Lannister) (Burnie calls him Schmorgen Heckendorf) (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) | |
| #280 at 17:25~18:20, a signed photo by him (as Smorgen) | |
| 17:55-18:42 Gavin: Being in the dark is more scary, is it because of the time of day or the actual darkness?, is a blind person more scared at night?, "can they feel the nightness?" (blind people) [science] | |
| 23:56-24:36 (from Gavin or Google) Do animals know which animal they are? [science] | |
| 24:39 Reddit post about a bird that waits for a specific car to show up in the parking lot and then it looks in the side mirror and shits on the door (bird shit/bird poop) https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1bwyqa/this_bird_waits_for_my_coworker_to_show_up_every/ | |
| ~1:14:48 Argument about a console that has to be connected to the Internet at all times to play games even if they are in hard copy or stored locally, Gus gets mad at Gavin for interrupting him (Gus yells) (DRM) (from a conversation about Adam Orth from Microsoft) | |
| 1:24:52 Burnie: For the rest of your life would you rather not masturbate or not have sex? [hypothetical] (not masturbating, not having sex) | |
| 1:33:51-1:38:19 Gavin/Burnie/Gus discuss the logistics of shaving your private parts (manscaping, nether regions, pubic hair, shaving their, shave their, where do you go to trim, where does the hair go, Burnie squats over a bin, shaves his) | |
| #298 at ~51:00~56:00/1:16:47 Manscaping/menscaping (do they shave their chest hair and such) (1:02:32 Joel reads a post from a guy that shaved his ass) | |
| #325 at 11:20 more about manscaping | |
| #342 Post Show ~7:55 (includes- waxing the balls) | |
| #396 between 50:13~55:50 (includes: Blaine has a hairy dick/hairy penis, Werewolf Dick) | |
| #397 at 1:02:14 Waxing the balls? (wax egg) | |
| #548 at 17:23 What do they use to shave/trim | |
| #560 at ~1:23:18 Hairy dicks, pubic hair that's too high up on the shaft (Jon) | |
| #578 at 1:02:51 Methods of shaving/trimming pubic hair (for example- using scissors and twisting the hair, people use straightrazor?, can you wax your balls?) | |
| 1:40:07 Gus was told he needed to shave at school (Gus never shaved, Gus' first shave) | |
| RTP ##214 | |
| 2:33~4:15/32:16~35:20 Burnie talks about the Boston Bombing (also mentioning the 7/7 bombings in London) (terrorism negates any message behind it, we shouldn't give in to fear and terror), 5:34 (brief) American overreaction in the years after 9/11 | |
| 4:16 People stealing things during disasters (breaking into cars/stealing cars/stealing TVs) | |
| 8:51-9:44 Burnie: Joe The Cat's name is Joe The Cat (though in #27 he calls him Joe) | |
| 36:35 Burnie asks Gus if he would prefer to be bitten by a mosquito that bit the other three of them first or that bit a random person [hypothetical] | |
| ~40:00 Laser/LASER (acronym, too powerful, too annoying) [science] (40:57 Burnie flubs the reading of the definition of Laser) | |
| 42:20/54:14/59:09 someone threw a lollipop at David Bowie, Justin Bieber got hit with a water bottle on stage, them against people that come to shows and throw stuff on the entertainers | |
| ~44:30~49:00 Let's Play channel (Geoff registered the Let's Play channel years before, Jan 10, 2006 https://www.youtube.com/user/LetsPlay/about) | |
| ~56:00 A baseball player got heckled from the crowd and he did the "blah blah" motion with his catcher's mitt, heckler (~58:15) | |
| 1:02:44-1:03:08/1:04:28~1:08:20 Someone sent them a package, they received a package (weird package), Gus doesn't want Burnie to mention what it was but Burnie can't help himself, Jen left in on Gus' desk, 1:06:50 Burnie doesn't think it's cookies (sent them gorilla poop from poopsenders.com, gorilla shit, monkey shit, monkey poop), picture at 1:07:41 | |
| 1:09:34 Peru banned GMO foods, Monsanto | |
| 1:12:03 Baby carrots vs. baby corns [science] | |
| 1:13:03 the size of a dust particle that you can see floating in the air is in the middle (in scale, size-wise) between the size of a subatomic particle and the size of The Earth (halfway point) [science] | |
| 1:14:10 Gavin about the empty space in an atom (and inside us), Burnie: there is no real empty space (waves/energy/forces) [science] | |
| 1:17:24 Joel invaded their AMA on Reddit, Joel hijacked https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1br6da/we_are_rooster_teeth_and_celebrating_our_tenth/ | |
| bacon bits (from the RTAA) | |
| 1:23:04-1:24:00/1:24:46~1:27:30 Gavin: Have you ever found a food that has more than 100% of the food in it? (100% food), Peperami, 108% pork, from dehydration, uncooked rice/cooked rice (with water in it) [science] | |
| 1:32:21~1:33:30 (from talking about Spoilercasts) How they decide which shows to make/what shows to keep making (decide to cancel), RT shows, they make shows if they feel they'll be fun to make (what they want to make) and if they are popular (if enough people watch them, if the shows get enough views, if the show is fun to make, if the show is popular, popular show, making shows/making a show) | |
| #447 at ~1:14:55 | |
| 1:43:17-1:46:25 It's weird to think that there's only 1 chromosome difference between the sexes, 1:43:53 Olympics classification of the sexes (XXY/XXX, chromosomes/genders, Olympic committee) [science], 1:14:18 Gavin asks if there are people that have full sets of organs from both sexes (womb/uterus/vagina/penis, 2 fully functional reproduction/reproductive systems), Joel (whispering/mouthing): "Can you get yourself pregnant?" and Gavin asks it again | |
| #357 at 1:29:50 A guy with 2 penises/2 dicks / 1:32:38/1:34:21 Gavin asks Blaine if he would be into a girl with 2 vaginas [hypothetical] (Brandon refers to clits as doorknockers) | |
| #427 at 7:18 Girl with 2 vaginas/2 vagina holes (2 reproductive systems/2 uteruses), guy with 2 dicks, having 2 clits | |
| #428 Post Show at 9:22/11:13 | |
| 1:46:26-1:47:07 Incest, the idea of deformed offspring from a brother and sister | |
| 1:48:45 RT is no longer part of Machinima's ad network on Youtube (original article https://www.statesman.com/NEWS/20130415/Austin-based-Rooster-Teeth-striking-out-on-its-own, a later one https://www.recode.net/2014/5/1/11626336/a-year-after-machinima-split-rooster-teeth-says-gamer-dudes-are-still) | |
| 1:50:33 Joel smothers Gavin with a pillow, 1:51:49 Joel covered Gavin with pillows, Gavin is hidden behind pillows | |
| RTP ##215 | |
| 1:16~2:10 Gavin: If I took my penis out in public do you think that eventually some woman will suck my dick? (dick out), Gavin asks Gus if he would go down on a random woman in public (going down on a woman) [hypothetical] | |
| 4:36 Gus was told not to freak out when he was shown an older picture of him modeling an RT shirt for the store that was photoshopped to show a new shirt that hasn't come out yet | |
| 9:17-10:33 Argument, Gavin tells Michael to record Rage Quits one after the other (back to back), Michael retorts that Gavin should fly to England to record more Slow Mo Guys | |
| ~24:39/28:16/29:29 Gus' gut/Gus' fat belly/Gus' stomach in the RT Short Untimely Discovery | |
| 30:17-31:43 Jordan would jump into Gavin's arms whenever they see each other (Jordan jumps on Gavin, "catch me") | |
| 42:52 Gavin triggered the alarm in the old office and armed cops showed up (Gavin set off the alarm) | |
| 56:52 Ray's bad haircut (Ray fell asleep during a haircut, looks like a thumb, Ray's haircut) [for keywords: barbershops] | |
| #264 at 11:30~13:20 Gus got a haircut and they put product in his hair even though he said he doesn't do that. (hair gel/hair product/hair mousse, Gus' hair), Gus agreed to wash his hair there because otherwise he would have hairs all over his shirt/collar ("it's a racket", Gus' haircut) | |
| #302 at 35:53-37:30 Gus got a haircut and the hairdresser trimmed his eyebrows (Gus' eyebrows) | |
| #314 at 30:45 happened again (RTAA) | |
| #314 at 31:28~32:00 Chris got a haircut and had a pimple on his ear/on his neck (Chris had a pimple and it popped, Chris bled/Chris was bleeding, the hairdresser thought she cut him) (rtaa) | |
| #314 at ~32:00 Gavin's hairdresser cut her own hand while giving him a haircut (rtaa) | |
| #320 at ~1:03:55 Brandon and talking/not talking awkwardness (below) | |
| #386 at ~1:14:16~1:15:22 Having to talk with your hairdresser | |
| #413 at ~41:46 (includes: the logistics of being on your phone whlie wearing that cape) | |
| #320 at 1:06:06 When hairdressers correct your head position | |
| #320 at 1:07:54 Chris got a haircut 3 times through Lazer Team (Chris' haircut/Chris got his hair cut) (Chris: "I haven't paid for a haircut in a long time" Aaron: "And I believe it") | |
| #392 at 50:58-53:00 Barbara: Is it ok to close your eyes/closing your eyes while getting your hair washed () (+while getting makeup done for a shoot) | |
| #405 (mentioned in the "got recognized" list) Chris got a haircut at Walmart | |
| #413 at 41:10 Barbara thought the hairdressers were talking about her but they were talking about a different Barbara that came in later (another Barbara) | |
| #505 at 1:23:43 Gavin's haircut (Gavin's short haircut) | |
| #548 at 11:36 (Chris) Do they have a regular barbershop? / Chris: Don't get a haircut at a place that's about to close for the day (Chris' haircut, Chris got his hair cut in a rush, Chris had to ask the hairdresser to cut every section of his hair) / 15:06 what does Chris ask for his haircut | |
| #549 at 19:16 Chris fixed his haircut by himself before the podcast, 23:02 Live haircut (Blaine fixes Chris' sideburns) | |
| #548 at 13:48 Barbara went to get her split ends cut but the guy cut her hair while it was dry so the cuts ended up being 3-4 inches (Barbara's haircut) | |
| 1:10:34 When Gus met Esther they had a drinking contest (when Gus and Esther met) | |
| 1:21:54 Gavin's boss put an air blower in the shape of a grenade in the bag that Gavin had to check at the airport, lenses cleaner/lens cleaner (checked bag) | |
| #384 Post Show at 38:59 Gavin got a USB in the shape of a grenade so he had to take it apart before going to the airport | |
| 1:29:08 Gus had to eat Chris' coconut-flavored almonds during a shoot | |
| RTP ##216 | |
| 11:01-11:45 Gavin doesn't reply to invitations (Gavin doesn't respond, Gavin ignores messages, Gavin doesn't answer) | |
| #242 at 4:20~9:00 Gavin didn't reply to Michael's texts about hanging out downtown | |
| (#249 at 1:30:05, Gavin didn't reply to Gus' email about the podcast awards because he was working, argument, Gavin was working at work/Gavin was at work) | |
| #403 at 43:12-51:00 Barbara vs. Gavin, Barbara's argument with Gavin about his refusal to answer no to messages (Gavin doesn't reply no/Gavin doesn't say no/Gavin won't/Gavin doesn't answer no, Gavin says replying to emails generate more emails) | |
| #469 at 36:37-39:17 Gavin puts his phone on silent without vibration so he won't get alerted about texts and phonecalls, Gavin: What's the difference if I answer your email after 2 hours or after 4, Ellie: it affects people's workday when they try to reach you (Gavin: "I've done a new good thing", but it's only good for himself) | |
| #577 Post Show at 2:13 Chad about the time he went to the AH office to ask Gavin to help him create thumbnails for future videos and Gavin peaced out of there | |
| #580 at ~55:38 Gavin hasn't logged in to his RT account for 3 months (hasn't checked his RT email) | |
| 17:40 People on Twitter say that Chris hasn't said anything on the podcast, people are waiting for Chris to say something (Chris didn't say/Chris didn't speak/Chris didn't talk/Chris has been quiet) | |
| 24:18-25:10/25:46-26:04 (originally on #215) Why do you need a Youtube account, only signing in to Youtube to see boobs | |
| #217 at ~1:08:46, Slow Mo Guys video that got age-gated so less people see it, Gus reacts to a commenter | |
| 31:42 Burnie is showing the device that Ryan made but the camera is not on him and they cut to him too late | |
| 32:40-36:55 Gavin and starvation/hope ("Hope vs. Starvation" RTAA) [science] | |
| 43:20 Chris thinks he can drive a car with manual transmission/manual gear/manual shift, Chris mimes driving in manual | |
| 45:41 Burnie quizzing Kara in RT Life - Guy Movies vs. GIRL, +more about those RT shorts (Back to the Future, car time machine, which direction? "north", Burnie laughed for 20 minutes, Burnie interviewed) | |
| 49:18 Someone at the company had a baby and posted it on the fridge but Gus don't know who they are (gave birth/was pregnant, birth announcement) | |
| 53:36~1:00:57 A passenger died on Jack's flight (Jack's plane), medical emergency on a plane, Jack sat in his seat for 20 hours | |
| #223 at 1:22:20-1:24:06 Gavin asks Jack if he would keep flying if it meant people kept dying on his flights, Gus: would you agree to kill a passenger for a free flight in first class? [hypothetical] | |
| #255 at 2:56~11:00 On Miles and Kerry's flight there was a medical emergency of a guy that had no pulse (passenger died and came back to life) / would you freak out if you found out that you died for awhile and came back. | |
| #361 at ~47:33/48:58/56:13 (Burnie doesn't remember who he was with, HymenSmasher tweets that it was Kerry and Miles) | |
| #518 at 38:45 (same story) Burnie about a guy that died on his flight for a few seconds/minutes and came back (declared dead by the doctor, had no pulse, a guy died, a passenger died for a few moments, a man died, dead for..) | |
| #413 at 1:10:01 A passenger fainted on Gavin's flight (a passenger passed out) | |
| #434 at 17:22-20:40 Medical emergency on Gus' flight (Gus didn't get to eat/Gus was starving, a passenger was lying down on the ground) | |
| #518 at 36:47 Passengers dying during flights, what happens if someone dies during a flight (dead body on a plane, die on a plane, death on a plane) | |
| 59:13-1:00:30 Chris: Would you rather die of a heart attack on a plane as it's taking off or die as it's crashing an hour later? [hypothetical] | |
| 1:17:47-1:18:10 Eject card or an envelope with a new topic to change the conversation on the podcast (eject button, changing the topic, new topic) | |
| #217 at ~1:27:40 | |
| #250 at 44:21~45:00 Gavin wants an eject button out of a situation into a field without all the technology | |
| 1:18:24-1:19:45 Gavin's phone call got interrupted by the wind, Gavin didn't hear the guy introduce himself and where he was calling from (Gavin was on the phone, Gavin didn't know who he was talking to, Gavin forgot that he scheduled the call, Gavin couldn't hear) | |
| 1:24:33~1:25:40 The previous owners of Burnie's house may have been a gay couple, rose bushes in Burnie's yard, Burnie's front yard | |
| 1:27:02 Chris went to Eeyore's Birthday | |
| 1:46:25 Gavin and the "ghost turd", building a poop back from its smell molecules/smell particles [science] | |
| #284 at ~30:30 (molecules of cat food/cat poop) | |
| RTP ##217 | |
| 15:40 Treadmills prices | |
| #220 at 45:03 | |
| 18:48-19:17 Gavin used to run home from the bar drunk/Gavin ran to his house/Gavin runs/Drunk Gavin would run, 'walking is boring and takes too long' | |
| #239 at 21:36 Gavin used to sprint everywhere | |
| 24:13 Few stories about people choking, choked on.. | |
| 26:00 Jack almost drowned in a pool as a kid | |
| 29:19 Gavin's Xbox account is broken after migrating it from U.K. to U.S. | |
| 37:37 Jack and the new Psy video, Psy is an asshole in it, Psy's message is basically 'it's fun to be an asshole', he's glorifying being a jerk to people, argument, Jack was picked on / 49:12 Jack says Gavin was a bully in a Minecraft video / 1:05:24-1:06:14/1:25:57 Jack tries not to be confrontational (to be non-confrontational, Jack wants..), Jack bullied Gavin, Jack was bullied/Jack got bullied | |
| #386 at 1:23:05~1:26:30 Blaine bullied a schoolmate for being fat, Gavin got bullied and he still remembers it, 1:24:15 Gavin: "You really shouln't bully people, cuz it just sticks with people" (bullies), the popular girls were mean to Barbara (she was nerdy and tall) | |
| RTX Sydney 2017 at 1:26:18~1:28:20 (question from an audience member about struggling with bullying, using RT content as a safe place, they mention their experiences as kids) | |
| #488 at 6:07 Barbara got physically bullied by a kid in her grade, people that treated Gavin badly try to get to know him now | |
| #398 at 50:17-51:28 Blaine was a bully/Blaine pushed Porta Potties (when they were empty) | |
| #488 at 3:51 A superintendent that was a bully https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2018/03/21/a-man-went-to-a-school-board-meeting-to-confront-his-alleged-childhood-bully-the-superintendent/ (bullying) | |
| #488 at 7:47~9:35 Gus talks about shaming Mark Zuckerberg for being socially awkward (congressional hearing, bullying, making fun of Mark Zuckerberg) | |
| #497 Post Show around ~3:00~5:00 | |
| #593 at 26:34 A kid at school called Gus "Gusano" (worm), Barbara was called "Tree" and "The Bearded One" (the French meaning of "Barbara") (called Barbara), getting over name-calling and bullying | |
| 42:04 "It's always dicks and science with those guys" [quote] (A fan's mom summarizing the podcast) | |
| ~44:00 Gavin would get a Brazilian?, Gavin would shave | |
| 45:55 Gavin wonders why people would watch the blowjob part of a porn / 55:59 Gavin: "For me the gayest stuff isn't the gay stuff", Gus tries to save Gavin from the conversation | |
| 54:28 Esther invited Gavin to Korea, Gus and Esther are going for their 7th anniversary | |
| #295 at 41:25~42:20 Esther invited Brandon to go with them to South Korea | |
| ~56:26 (with a bit of context) Gus wants to do an ad read but needs a wholesome conversation to segue from, ~58:46 Gus gets frustrated with Barbara for ruining his segue into an ad read (Barbara ruins..) | |
| 1:03:16 Gavin: "Esther when she's drunk is one of my favorite people" Gus: "Not when she's sober?!" [quote] (Drunk Esther, when Esther is drunk) (~1:03:35 a shot on Gus and Gavin, the camera is only on Gus and Gavin, the shot is on) | |
| 1:18:55 Gavin and the logistics of seeing your asshole in a mirror | |
| #320 at ~33:03~37:45 When do you see your asshole, seeing your butthole, can girls see their butthole when they get waxes? | |
| 1:26:11~1:27:40 Gavin would go back in time and punch himself in the face instead of the bully (Gavin would punch himself in the face [young him], punching yourself in the face) | |
| RTP ##218 | |
| 2:51~4:05/5:52~6:20 Gavin and listening to audio books while reading the books, reading along (audiobooks) | |
| #249 at 51:59~56:30 Also about audiobooks (the narration/characters) | |
| #380 at ~37:55 | |
| #381 at 14:36~15:00 | |
| 8:25 Do average people care or know about production companies/directors/producers/gaming companies / 12:30 Gavin's friend didn't know that all of his favorite movies were directed by Michael Bay | |
| 17:09-21:45/23:05-24:30 Chris and the thallium/gallium scare (keyword: mercury) [science] | |
| 24:49-25:30 Burnie made gunpowder as a kid (Napalm RTAA - #35 at 56:09-57:31/57:59-59:29 + #160 at 23:46-24:47/27:21-28:52) | |
| 37:21 Gavin: Can you ever be too fast for your own legs? [science] | |
| ~41:33 What is the moon? natural satellites/moons [science] | |
| #618 at 8:25 2 tv hosts arguing about what the moon was (one says a planet and one says a star, what is the moon), Drew says people will always fight while talking about the moon, Drew poses other questions about the moon (for example: if the moon is out during the day on one side of the earth does the other side not have the moon during the night?) [science] | |
| #628 at 6:29~8:45 Drew vs. the moon, when the moon is out during the day is it the same phase as it is at night? Does the moon have night and day? (+32:04, includes spitting on the moon) | |
| 46:02 Gavin and fading to color (white fades to yellow in the sun) | |
| 56:49~57:16 Gus used his Roomba as an alarm clock | |
| #219 at 57:36 (+Gavin will also do it) | |
| #274 at 22:25 | |
| (#218) 58:35-59:31 Gavin wants to get a Roomba and then set it free at the end | |
| #219 at 55:21 Gavin bought a Roomba and it trashed his place | |
| #274 at 20:38-21:45/23:22 Geoff's Roomba smeared dog shit all over the house [followed by more talk about Roomba until ~23:30] | |
| Minecraft: Ep. 107 at 33:54 | |
| #331 at 1:16:25 Burnie vs. his Roomba | |
| #335 at 2:43 it gets stuck on things/doesn't return to the dock (+Ashley/Meg) | |
| #515 at 1:27:17 also Burnie vs. the Roomba and its dock (~1:29:30 Gus flub, Gus says sensor weird) (~1:31:10 Burnie named his Roomba Roombert) | |
| ~1:07:32 Burnie doesn't like it when American movies come out in other countries first (when Hollywood films), and that the U.S. is not first on the list of countries (countries list/country list, dropdown list) in web forms | |
| #377 at 6:20/~58:05 (same 2 things) | |
| 1:43:35 Gavin and the bitch on a horse that rode by and asked him and Dan to stop bouncing exercise balls (Gavin hates girls that are too into horses, they feel self-important) | |
| 1:49:32 Burnie's eulogy for Graham Leggat, a guy that they worked with/guy that worked with them (keywords: Burnie's friend passed away/Burnie's colleague passed away/their colleague, Burnie's friend died, Burnie talks about his friend that passed away) | |
| RTP ##219 | |
| 12:01-14:00 Gavin's watch date is wrong because Gavin doesn't change the amount of days in each month so it's always 31 days. After how much time will it be correct? [science] | |
| (14:19)14:36-16:10/1:44:02-1:44:23 Gavin and getting time from the plug-holes, time is pumped through the electrical sockets/outlets in The U.K.? [science] (riffing about paying a time bill), Gavin: "I think time is in more than we think" [quote] | |
| #507 at 58:58-59:27 | |
| 18:00~20:43 Burnie: Counting to get the amount of dollars you count up to (how high will you count to/how long will you count the money) [hypothetical], how long will it take to count up to a billion [science], would they do it for a million? [hypothetical] / 22:58-24:06 Gavin: Would you do that if after every 10 numbers a dude jizzed on your head/hair? [hypothetical] (cont. below) (jizzing on your head/cum on your head) / 24:27 Counting to save people, the higher you count the more people you save, how long do the think Gavin will count | |
| #221 at 1:33:22-1:35:16/1:38:54-1:39:50 (would you rather) Getting GTA 5 now or having its entire development team cum on your head, Gavin's theoretical $10 per cum on his head (1:33:47 Gus: "You said you would let someone cum on your head for 10$", Gavin: "Did I?---no no no, only if it was like loads of it", "if I've got semen in my hair I might as well have tons of it" [quote]) | |
| #528 at 1:10:15 also (If you got a dollar for every number you counted, how high would you count?) | |
| #606 at 34:07 There's a gameshow about that with counting quarters for 24h (Awake: The Million Dollar Game), how would they do that | |
| 30:28-31:05 Bill Gates releases mosquitoes to send a message about working on a cure for malaria | |
| 48:22 Gorilla in Latin (Gavin is right) | |
| (49:17)49:37 Gavin about not knowing where you learned every single thing that you learned (do you remember where you learned..) | |
| 59:57-1:00:35 Burnie ran into Chris at the grocery store/supermarket, aisles | |
| 1:13:07 Making noises during masturbation (guys making noises during sex, loud during sex/making sounds/orgasm sounds/orgasm noises/sex noises/sex sound, loud masturbation/noisy masturbation/masturbating loudly), Gavin is silent during sex/Gavin is quiet during sex, Gavin says that girls don't want to hear guys moaning and don't like how penises look, windmilling your penis | |
| #269 at 24:41 Gavin asks about masturbating quietly/masturbating silently | |
| #380 Post Show at 0:43-1:42/3:09-4:20/5:40-5:50 | |
| 1:06:52-1:07:46 Burnie gets up to scream at Brandon/Burnie yells in Brandon's ear at the control room (Burnie screams at Brandon/Burnie shouts at Brandon/Burnie yells at Brandon) | |
| 1:29:17 Ashley's DS got busted after on it (Nintendo DS, Ashley's gaming console, StreetPass, Street Pass, Burnie ruined) | |
| 1:31:41-1:32:55 Gavin: If you were in an empty room by yourself how long would it take before you said something? (in a room by himself, talking to yourself, talking to himself when he's alone) [hypothetical] | |
| 1:33:29-1:34:23 Burnie is 100% lifetime in field goals (football) (100% in..), Burnie: quit while you're ahead, also Gavin and Grifball (scored 5/5 times and never tried again) | |
| #343 at 35:21-35:53 | |
| #399 at 1:27:27-1:27:55 | |
| #399 at 1:26:31-1:27:12 Burnie is 100% lifetime on flipping a bottle in the air and it landing perfectly (Burnie flipped a bottle and it landed..) | |
| 1:35:24-1:35:56 Competitive gamers ruined Grifball for them, whining about lags/servers | |
| RTP ##220 | |
| 41:19 Gus reacts to Jack saying AH videos aren't scripted | |
| 42:49 Ashley has no music on her phone (Ashley's phone, Ashley doesn't have songs on her phone | |
| ~57:47 Burnie and Ashley gave Joe The Cat a bath and he bit Ashley (washed Joe The Cat) | |
| 59:30 Esther said to Gavin for his birthday "Happy birthday Gavin, I think you're top even though you look like a bottom" (Esther wished/Esther tweeted/Esther sent, for Gavin's birthday) | |
| 59:56 A video of a cat drinking from a tap (drinks from the faucet/drinks from the tap, tap water) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UTdhK0lwuw | |
| #412 at 45:33 Joe The Cat only drinks from the tap/drinks water out of the tap, 46:09 a video Joe The Cat drinking from the tap https://twitter.com/Ashleyburns/status/816478552250089472 (backup https://imgur.com/lMvDPkr) | |
| #418 at ~13:11 | |
| #429 at 29:55-31:15 | |
| 1:00:38 Jordan's reply to Gavin's tweet https://twitter.com/JordanCwierz/status/337584043287797760 (backup https://archive.is/qvbAd) ("Today I am 25 years old. Officially closer to the age of 50 than the moment I was born.", "Dang, Gav. You're older than most babies!", closer to age 50) (Gavin's birthday tweet) | |
| 1:05:02 RT Recap where they spit water on Brandon (spit on Brandon) / 1:05:44-1:06:47 Barbara misses the jokes that they make about her, the joke goes over Barbara's head, over hear head, "that's what she said"/"So you came at the last minute and got wet", Burnie high-fives Gus (Burnie stands up) | |
| 1:12:27 Continuity error in RvB, Caboose' brother Cecil | |
| 1:14:20 What color is Blanka from Street Fighter, argument (Blanca) | |
| #557 at | |
| 1:08:04 A woman that can see way more colors (millions of colors) [science] | |
| 1:21:50 Jack and the Green Chile Queso (green chili queso, mixed-in with the quest, Alamo Drafthouse/Draft House changed menu) | |
| 1:28:30-1:30:37/1:34:30-1:38:50 Ray ate Gavin's pizza | |
| RTP ##221 | |
| 16:20 Drunk Kyle at the pool, Kyle forgot his bag/lost his bag (RTAA), 31:02-32:18 more of the Kyle story | |
| 44:45 Controlling thermostats remotely, controlling electrical appliances/lights, Gus automated his light switches (turn the lights on and off, lightswitches) | |
| 47:33 Sending people to Mars, kids that will be born on Mars | |
| 1:03:18/1:05:35 Bloop noise underwater (underwater noises) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBN56wL35IQ | |
| 1:11:02 Gavin's flooded/unflooded toilet story (Gavin saw the toilet flood but then it was all dry, Gavin slipped) | |
| 1:14:05 A guy woke up screaming from cockroaches in his ear, a spider laid eggs in a woman's ear | |
| 1:20:33 Gus having to record/say "Yes Sir" as Simmons | |
| #223 at 1:46:48 | |
| #284 at 1:26:18-1:28:30 Gus recorded lines for RvB, Gus turned off the lights and pressed his face on the glass to scare Miles (at the recording booth, Gus' face up against the glass), Gus kept reading his line wrong (Gus kept messing up his lines, "why should we believe anything you say?", trying to think how a normal person would say the line, Gus messed up the line) (includes and followed by doing Selects, selecting the best recordings of a line/selecting lines, people saying "Yeah" and "Uhh" and the people selecting nit realizing that it's part of the line reads, Yeahs/Uhhs/Mmms, fillers) | |
| 1:22:00 Miles and Kerry recorded all of the lines for episode 2 of RWBY, they did all of the voices (all of the dialog, recorded the dialog, RWBY episode) | |
| #269 at (around 1:02:00) (to see how long a written page is in minutes) | |
| RTP ##222 | |
| (Barbara is in Burnie's seat) | |
| 2:23 People kept telling Gus about the new MacBook Pro and Gus took it out on Brandon and Gavin when they told him (Gus yelled at, Gus told Brandon to shut up, Brandon sent Gus messages) | |
| 6:38 Gavin and Michael built a pillow fort divider between them, Michael wanted Gavin's seat so he sat on him for 5 minutes but Gavin stood his ground and didn't gave him the seat (Gavin put his foot down, Gavin feels that Michael walks over him). | |
| ~8:40 Drunk party, dance party at Michael's house, Drunk Michael stood on the Lazy Susan on the table and spun around/Gavin spun Michael around (Michael stood on the table), Michael humped the cabinets/Michael was humping the cupboards/Michael shagged, Michael watched videos of himself and didn't remember any of it (Gavin filmed, videos of themselves) | |
| 11:04-11:35 Drunk Gavin dunks Barbara at the pool and warns her when it's about to happen ("You're going under") | |
| 29:47-30:57 Argument, Michael accuses Gavin of saying offensive things to people (Gavin tries to make people uncomfortable, Gavin says offensive things, Gavin calls Michael his lovely little boy during the conversation) | |
| 31:23-33:19 What if the PS4 was also a skateboard/scooter/George Foreman Grill (a gaming console that is also ridable, Playstation, gaming console that's also a skateboard) | |
| 48:51 A fan slapped Beyonce's ass during a concert, Rihanna rode a fan/simulated sex on top of a fan | |
| 51:57-54:00 Gavin and Geoff's game "Connect The Hots", following hot women, stalking women, Gavin is happy when he sees hot girls | |
| 1:14:17 When Michael moved to a bigger apartment he could finally put his gaming console on a shelf instead of on the floor (Michael's PS3, Michael's gaming console, entertainment center) | |
| 1:22:05 Gavin and the Thermos Flask | |
| #224 at 7:56-10:38, Thermos, jumbotron/jumbovision, when a brand name becomes the name of the product (brandname, generic name, bandaid, coke, hoover), 19:05- cooler/esky | |
| ~1:23:05-1:24:05/1:24:52~1:25:30 Gavin: Can you compact water more than it already is? with a pipe on top of a thermos, crushing water, compacting water, compressing water, pressure/boiling [science] | |
| #274 at 29:37-32:22/35:09~35:50 [science] Gavin and compressing things, Gavin wants a channel with videos of stuff getting compressed to the smallest size possible (hydraulic press), can you compress water?/compressing water, 29:58 "How small can you get stuff before you need like a big machine?" | |
| #428 at 1:02:15-1:03:43 Gavin: If you were swimming in a cylinder/a tube of water and a block of lead came down to compress the water - what would happen? [science] | |
| #597 at ~29:28 Hydraulic press, compressing pancakes | |
| 1:29:43-1:34:30 Michael's story about the hotel reservation/declined credit card/ATM (Michael's credit card got declined in a hotel, deposit) | |
| 1:35:18 An electrician worked in Gus' house and came back a few minutes after he finished the job and asked if he could use the bathroom. | |
| 1:50:49~1:52:45 They saw Brad Pitt in an early screening of World War Z | |
| #278 at 1:43:31-1:43:56 | |
| RTP ##223 | |
| 2:49 Gavin's 3rd cousin, a user from the site (InternetDave, Gavin's cousin) | |
| 18:45 Animal Crossing / 31:29 Gus and Esther were drinking/Gus and Esther were drunk and played Animal Crossing (Esther took apples, Esther was planting apple trees in Gus' town instead of her own) | |
| #241 at 1:08:50 Miles got addicted to Animal Crossing in college, so much that he stayed in his room while his friends went outside | |
| #448 at 55:26 Gus plays Stardew Valley, Gus is addicted, Gavin also played it | |
| #463 between 19:32-30:05 talking about Stardew Valley on-off | |
| #503 at ~34:58 Barbara played Stardew Valley and placed most of her inventory in the sell box/shipping bin next to her house because she thought it was a personal chest | |
| #588 at 57:19 | |
| #587 at 1:05:31~1:12:00 (Gus) Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing | |
| #589 at 21:52 Gus is addicted to Animal Crossing | |
| #590 at 10:17 Geoff talks about him getting a Nintendo Switch (was out of stock everywhere, found an Animal Crossing one that was overpriced and ended up not including the game) / Gus' bathroom in the game, Gavin talks about playing it | |
| #593 at 4:07 Gardening in real life and in Animal Crossing | |
| #594 around 1:01:00 Them playing Animal Crossing / 1:10:29 Gus' neighbor in Animal Crossing (Gus is terrified of him) | |
| #597 at 56:19 (Animal Crossing) Turnips, iJustine, Barbara got a 5-star island (5 stars) / 1:16:44 talking about when Gus and Geoff played the original game | |
| #601 around 45:00 Barbara decided to demolish her whole island (Animal Crossing) | |
| #603 around 46:00 one of Gavin's villagers in Animal Crossing left his island and turned up in Barbara's island | |
| 34:55 Gavin: If I gave you 50,000$ but you had to spend it tonight what would you buy? What would you do with 50,000$? [hypothetical] | |
| 44:00 Holding a grudge (grudges), Gus' hometown, Gus hates his hometown (Gus' old town, flooding, "good, fuck that place") | |
| 49:24-50:58 Aliens flooding the Earth, if aliens flooded the Earth, 49:43 Gavin: "How high could you flood the Earth before it doesn't...?" [science] [quote] | |
| 50:58 Jack: What would happen if we destroyed the Panama Canal? [science] | |
| #428 at 1:05:52~1:11:20 How does The Panama Canal work?, Burnie: What would happen if they would have just drilled through the land? How do different oceans have different elevation/different heights if they're all connected? (ocean height/oceans height) [science], 2 puddles connected by a river, https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/facility/images/panama-canal-profile.jpg | |
| 54:41~55:30 Gavin and tracing the source of information? (finding out who told you something that you believed for a long time but ended up being wrong, who gave you the information, who told you, trace the source) | |
| 1:13:06-1:13:48 Jordan used to post the phone numbers of payphones in Disneyland and wait 5 minutes for people to call him (Caiti and Gus called, disney world, call Jordan/called Jordan) | |
| #394 at 1:08:01 | |
| 1:26:02 A passenger puked on Gus' flight and all the flight attendants had to clean it up with gloves on | |
| 1:31:52-1:33:30 Gus drank a lot of coffee and freaked out, Gavin drinks Redbull before/during Let's Plays, caffeine is a legal drug that causes you to be hyper | |
| 1:34:27-1:36:00 Baby bones, babies don't have knee-caps, what if bones kept fusing together as you grow older (ending up with only 7 bones, bones fusion, less bones/more bones), Gavin: "I broke my right" [hypothetical] [science] | |
| ~1:41:24 (Ant Man, Dick Man) Grower/shower | |
| #356 at ~1:21:00/1:23:12 More about the diffeence between a grower and a shower (Chris is confused about his situation) | |
| #406 at ~52:16 (starts from a conversation about Westworld nudity) / 53:41 If girls were "growers" and had vagina-boners (if their vagina inflated) | |
| 1:42:33-1:44:28 Jordan saved Gavin from a 20 minutes conversation with a girl but then Gavin left Jordan with that girl (annoying girl talked to Gavin) | |
| RTP ##224 | |
| 5:28 Nik Wallenda walked on a high wire over the Grand Canyon | |
| 10:33-11:50 Video of FPSRussia/FPS Russia shooting a car with a gun filled with tannerite, almost hit by the car door/sharpnel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ8Ndkg8urw | |
| #393 at (15:25) 15:57 Burnie is worried about Backyard Scientist hurting somebody with his experiments (TheBackyardScientist) | |
| #408 Post Show at 15:25 (+17:03 A guy was shooting at a lawmower filled with tannerite and lost his leg) (+mentioning FPSRussia's video) | |
| 12:25 A video of a construction accident, wall falls, tractor/bobcat, bricks flying towards the camera https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=541_1371471439 | |
| 14:47 Someone registered an official rooster teeth account on Vine and emailed Gus | |
| 15:14-16:29 Burnie's username on Twitter clashes with another user's Instagram account who has @Burnie (ChasingDaniel, Burnie's Twitter handle) | |
| #232 at 1:18:56 ChasingDaniel confusion | |
| 17:24 Gavin likes being annoyed, Gavin wants to punch the people he follows on Vine | |
| 19:33 Marshmallows in the U.S. vs. Australia | |
| (22:00)22:32 Gavin stuffs his mouth with marshmallows | |
| 25:51 Burnie's video footage on his phone, Burnie switched phones (argument, RTAA) | |
| 27:31-28:41 Exchanging contacts (Bump app, sharing contacts), Gavin and Gus demonstrate a unique way of transferring contacts/transferring videos between phones (bumping/shaking) | |
| 30:38 They had to move Jack's desk a few inches to the left and so his Jack sign wasn't centered with the table anymore (moved Jack's desk, Jack's table) | |
| 31:13 Gus' drawer full of old Twinkies | |
| 33:06-33:25/35:45-36:36/2:02:25 'Don't talk shit about Alan Abdine' (in response to Burnie saying 'yeah right people want to hang out with me and Alan in our office', Burnie's office) | |
| 54:42 Gus vs. Oculus Rift (Gus vs. VR) | |
| 55:38 Jack's Google Glass | |
| #256 at 1:28:07~1:31:30 | |
| 1:19:58-1:22:43 Bear Grylls drinks water through his ass (water enema, bear grills), filtering dirty water with your anus/your asshole (filtering water/polluted water) [science], people/girls getting drunk with alcohol-soaked tampons in their asshole/vagina, a man's wife poured vodka into his asshole | |
| 1:24:04-1:25:48 Passing with lots of alcohol through the hotel lobby/though hotel security, they were popular with the other celebs by giving them the alcohol that fans gave them (fans gave them alcohol/fans give them alcohol, green rooms) | |
| 1:48:23-1:49:27 Gavin about the people who worked on a specific scene in Moonraker (James Bond, astronauts floating in space, astronaut model, exposure, overexposed) that had to be very careful because it could degrade the film with each pass they did on it, winding the film back, wind the film back | |
| 1:49:27 The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper album (the technical aspect of making the album) | |
| RTP ##225 | |
| ~3:00 Is it illegal to rub semen on stuff? (3:06 Gavin: "Semen is one of those things that goes without saying" [quote], Barbara: "What if you don't know it's semen?", rubbing cum, rubbing jizz, rubbing sperm) | |
| 8:55 Barbara brought a Canadian flag to the podcast, Canada Day | |
| 10:13 Burnie grills Gavin about the Common Wealth, British Territories, history studies/history classes in school (what they teach in British history, not teaching stuff from American history) | |
| 19:20-20:15/20:43-21:25/22:57-23:37/41:40-42:01 Earth flag | |
| 22:05 Gus got embarrassed when he watched the same episode of Arrested Development all over again | |
| 23:43 They make hand gestures/Gavin makes a movement with his arm and says "there's a piece of the brain controlling that" [science] | |
| 28:25 Barrels in Niagara falls, Stonehenge, the pyramids and sphinx are close to a KFC/Pizza Hut (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofissTmcsDU) | |
| 33:16-34:29/36:08~38:00 Video of a guy running really fast on a treadmill (Gavin says he can run fast on a treadmill) (also on #354 at ~14:30) | |
| 39:56-41:34 You only breathe through one nostril at a time (your breathing), being aware of your tongue/noticing the size of your tongue in your mouth (tongue feeling), Gavin wants a timelapse of the penis/balls throughout the day (testicles placement vs. cold/heat/body heat) [science] | |
| #230 at 18:58 Involuntary muscles - You can't stop your heart/you can't not breathe [science] | |
| 49:33 Gavin and getting used to the taste of a new toothpaste after one time (toothpaste taste, toothpaste rule) [science] / ~50:35-50:58 Gavin: "You wouldn't tease the back when you've got all that in the front" [quote] (about squeezing a toothpaste tube) | |
| #370 at ~47:24~49:00 also toothpaste rule | |
| 57:18 When Gus was young he played Legend Of Zelda on his friend's machine and finished it and his friend's saves got erased. (Gus played, savefiles, save files) | |
| 59:20-1:01:11 When Burnie was young (6/7 yo) he accidentally/unknowingly broke his friend's Styrofoam sun from a solar system mobile in half (Todd, cried like a bitch) | |
| 1:02:44 Solar eclipse, lunar eclipse [science] (Gavin corrects Gus) | |
| #343 at 48:59~52:00 Lunar eclipse [science] | |
| 1:05:00 Conversation about the simulation of the solar system hurtling through space in a vortex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jHsq36_NTU, Gavin: what is it relative to? how do they know the sun is moving? how does the orbiting work? [science] | |
| 1:11:00 Their weaknesses (Gavin has sympathy pains when someone is talking about nasty dick stuff, if Burnie doesn't go to sleep by 21:00 he won't go to sleep until 1:00) | |
| 1:34:17 Companies mascots (Geico/Gecko, etc., corporations) | |
| 1:36:55 Gus about randomly running into people you know on the street (argument, Gus gets frustrated), bumping into people you know, 1:38:11 Burnie: 'I went through a period in Austin where I never ran into anybody I know" / 1:40:00 would Gus say hello to them if he saw them on the street? | |
| 1:40:45 Esther saw Gavin with Emily Hagins in a coffee shop and gave Gavin a dirty look because she didn't know Emily (shifty/shady) | |
| 1:41:35 Gus and Esther record their car conversations (their conversations, for a possible podcast) | |
| 1:52:48 Every time Burnie left the house he made a 150$ mistake (..Burnie left his house, Burnie noticed that every time he left his house) | |
| 1:54:52 Does Gavin have a kitchen? (kitchenette) | |
| 1:57:40-2:01:16 Gavin was boiling water for noodles/ramen and somebody added water from a water bottle that they drank from (Gavin boiled) | |
| RTP ##226 | |
| 22:50~38:00 Jack doesn't want Joel to sign the Tower Of Pimps, argument | |
| 37:58 Gavin lost his shoes twice, 38:47 Gavin and "double mistake" (forgetting a mistake cancels it out) | |
| 1:11:59 They got an alcohol sponsor but weren't allowed to drink on camera (beer sponsor) | |
| 1:31:10 Hiring people with similar names/same names in RT | |
| #341 at 37:37 | |
| #354 at 42:36 | |
| RTP ##227 | |
| 2:46/3:11 Gavin is interested in a girl fan but she turns out to be 16, she's 16/she's a teen (young fan, underage, Gavin comments on a fan, beautiful fan) | |
| 12:58 Loose Women watched a Slow Mo Guys video | |
| 19:26 Gavin wore a creeper mask/creeper head and walked freely around all the fans (suggested by Jack) / 19:57-21:56 Gavin accidentally knocked off the head of a Lego statue of a fan that he met earlier (Lego statues, Gavin knocked off, Gavin broke, from Lego) | |
| #280 at 1:16:30 Gavin went back to the show room of the guy that makes the Lego statues | |
| 28:54-30:38 Burnie spoils the existence of the RT Short of his ambush interview about Harry Potter, Brandon gets annoyed (RT Shorts - Burnie vs. Harry Potter, Burnie lets it slip/Burnie ruins/Burnie reveals), [quote start] 29:28 Burnie: "What's wrong with you Brandon? That's the podcast is an informative show that we have that talks about the daily life and productions schedule of Rooster Teeth Productions" Barbara: "Production studios" Burnie: "Alright? Right?" [quote](requires watching) | |
| #231 at 29:28 Kara spoiled the surprise of the interview to Burnie when he told him that she was struggling writing Harry Potter questions, Chris was looking from behind the camera with wide eyes | |
| #236 at 27:50 more about "What Do You Know" (the ambush interviews) | |
| #330 at 18:26-20:10 Burnie vs. the order of announcing who's going to an event (Gus and Barbara were already announced as going to RTX Australia but Gavin and Burnie weren't, announcement order, who they're sending), Burnie: "they asked me to wait to announce that I'm going" (Burnie spoils/Burnie reveals) | |
| #402 at ~1:19~2:10 Burnie freaks Ashley as if she shouldn't have revealed the location for RTX Australia, Burnie spoiled who's going to RTX Australia/RTX Sydney in a tweet | |
| RTX Sydney 2017 (1:19:51) 1:21:53 Burnie wanted to spoil the reveal of RTX London (Ashley stopped Burnie from tweeting it) | |
| #420 at 25:40~26:20 Burnie spoils who's going to RTX London (Founding Fathers panel) | |
| (#461 at 1:28:48 Some people from RT are paying to go to RTX London who are not on the attendance list/schedule/official con list, Burnie doesn't like that RT doesn't acknowledge they are going) | |
| #467 at 58:46 Barbara reveals that Burnie and Gus are going to RTX Sydney | |
| #336 at ~40:20 Burnie spoils the fact that they're working on something with the people from IDARB/Starwhal | |
| #362 at ~1:26:51 Burnie spoils the fact that Yang lost her hand ("now clap like Yang") | |
| #363 at 1:39:31 Barbara spoils it again? (Burnie shooshes her) | |
| #380 at (1:08:37) 1:08:53 Barbara spoils the fact that she and Gavin are in the same episode of Day 5 | |
| (#395 at 1:28:12 Barbara and Gus are in a scene together in Crunch Time but you can't see that it's Barbara, bar scene, bartender, same scene, cameos) | |
| (#393 at 50:51-51:00 Burnie freaks Barbara out as if she shouldn't reveal/announce what she's about to reveal (SourceFed/MDB Game)) | |
| #410 at 1:37:25 Burnie reveals/Burnie spoils that there are 2 CIA agents in Eleven Little Roosters | |
| #422 Post Show at 5:21 Gus spoils/they accidentally reveal/they spoil someone who's in Lazer Team but it's bleeped (Burnie does it intentionally after Gus, and Gavin does it unintentionally after that) | |
| RTX Sydney 2017 at 23:11 After Burnie learned that and Ashley had a mile high club experience with someone else they had one on the next flight. | |
| #423 at 47:37 Barbara says that Burnie and Ashley had a mile high club experience but Gus says that Burnie disputed that / Post Show at 2:42 Burnie texts Barbara about it | |
| #424 at 1:07:08 Barbara spoils that there's a Relationship Goals episode with Bethany and Bruce | |
| #458 at 1:40:34 [not sure about this] Burnie can't say which award show he will host and Barbara says that they're going to the Streamys (Barbara reveals?) | |
| 42:40 You can hear the rain in the background (44:20 addressed) (can hear rain) | |
| #233 at ~1:15:35 | |
| #260 after 5:59 rain, 1:18:38 can hear thunder | |
| #266 at 0:59 really loud rain | |
| #432 at 8:02 There's a storm outside (showing a photo of the thunderstorm clouds, a thunderstorm), 21:17/28:12 can hear the thunder | |
| 47:45 Joel: "The poop problem goes deeper than the anus" [quote] (more context at 47:32) | |
| 53:25 What Joel likes in dogs Joel likes in women (Joel likes short dogs, Joel like short women like Hayden Panettiere) | |
| 58:47 Barbara's surprise birthday party (surprise party for Barbara), 1:00:30 Ashley & Arryn tried to make a penis cake, 1:05:20-1:06:15 Burnie wrote on the cake: Harpy Blarbday Fnarb (happy birthday barb, Barbara's birthday) | |
| after 1:18:00 Monty explains about the transformation sequence in Transformers | |
| 1:25:30 J.J./J.J. wrote on the whiteboard that Bryan Cranston was on Power Rangers | |
| 1:32:40-1:34:33 (Gavin: Cool people have Facebook and losers have Twitter) Gavin's definition of cool relates to hot girls, Gavin measures everything by what girls think of it ("if girls like it it's alright"), everything Gavin does is for girls/to get laid, every decision Gavin makes is aimed at girls liking him, if they were no girls on Earth Gavin wouldn't bother getting out of bed or do anything, Gavin would have no reason for living | |
| #237 at 56:33 | |
| 1:36:22 Gavin: "Could you make a face look like someone else's face if you had their face tattooed on your face?" (tattoo a face on your face) [science] [quote] | |
| #242 at 49:43 (includes: a shirt with a stretched face on it that you can wrap around you face) | |
| 1:58:02 Burnie has his arms up/his hands up/Burnie in a Superman pose, Barbara tickles Burnie's armpit | |
| RTP ##228 | |
| 6:14 Brandon was Burnie's designated drinker (Burnie gave Brandon every drink he got, Burnie made Brandon, drink Burnie's shots, Brandon drank) | |
| #312 at ~12:31 | |
| 23:00 How do you get hired at RT (how do people get hired) | |
| 32:15 People at RT can veto/can censor/can have something cut from a video if they don't want it shown (cut out of a video/removed from a video) | |
| 33:10 Showing Michael's video (Crackdown orbs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egxjuLkhXUw) (got Michael hired/Michael got hired because) | |
| RTP ##229 | |
| 2:13-2:40 Geoff used to cut his fingernails and stored them in a drawer (nails trimmings/nail trimmings) | |
| #286 st 11:56 | |
| #391 at 48:44 | |
| 2:41-4:48/6:35-7:08 Gus peels his skin off and gives it to his dog to eat (Gus' dog likes to eat Gus' peeled skin, loose skin/dead skin, Gus' feet skin, Gus' skin) | |
| 4:51-6:34 Etiquette of disposing a gum (spitting it into the trash or taking it out of your mouth with your hand and throwing it?, chewing gum) | |
| 23:50 Gus vs. Instagram (Instagram doesn't load in the Twitter app), argument with Ben | |
| 49:16-51:13 Burnie about a ball game they used to play in college, push ball/pushball, big ball/large ball/rainbow ball/huge ball/6ft ball/big beach ball (video at ~53:00) | |
| (47:07)51:43 Burnie reads a creepypasta (creepy pasta) Wake Up http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Wake_Up | |
| #365 at 38:15 Gus/Miles, The Enigma of Amigara Fault (short story, mountain mystery, human-shaped holes in a mountain, mountain holes, manga) | |
| 1:20:23 Fez 2 canceled, developer quit the gaming industry, tired of the "sea of negativity" (Phil Fish) | |
| RTP ##230 | |
| 2:30 They try to recreate the conversation from before the podcast to segue Chris into something that he said but Chris fails to cooperate (tried to set up/setup, awkward silence) | |
| 3:21-4:20 Young Chris tried to flush himself in the toilet instead of taking a bath/instead of showering (Chris stood in the toilet) | |
| 5:00-5:20/6:34-7:44 Barbara cheated in a bicycle competition with her brother Steven (Barbara's brother) | |
| 13:58-15:41 Chris "misdiagnosed" an uncircumcised schoolmate as an alien | |
| #455 at 51:17 One of Chad's friends didn't realize he was circumcised/thought he was uncircumcised unil he saw an uncircumcised dick in a porn video (they called it the dog's house club/dog house club for the friends who were uncircumcised) | |
| 24:58 Chris' roommate in college peed on the table/pissed on the table (drunk roommate) | |
| 26:36 Jack put his beard on Gus' webcam (Jack's beard) | |
| 32:15-33:28 Barbara over-slept and was late to a midterm test in college, wore pants over her pajamas (Barbara didn't wake up/Barbara slept) | |
| 37:22 RWBY shots/RWBY drinks | |
| 49:51-50:27 Gus' sister was sleepwalking and sat at the dining room table and started laughing in her sleep | |
| 52:56 When Gus was in college there was a guy that always sat in the same seat across all of his classes and Gus and his friends planned to take his seat. (student sat, that student then pretended he was stabbing Gus' friend with a pencil, mimed stabbing, Gus took his seat) | |
| 54:27 When Chris was in college there was a guy that really loved Christmas and he came dressed in an elf costume for a month, Napkin The Elf (dressed as an elf, came running to say that it's snowing- a Christmas miracle) | |
| #659 at 1:11:39 It was Ryan Hailey from Funhaus | |
| 1:13:54-1:14:55 RTX meaning (not Rooster Teeth Expo), it means nothing, meaning of the name RTX, meaning of RTX | |
| 1:17:52-1:19:33 Drunk Gavin laid face-down on the floor of the hotel hallway | |
| 1:19:44-1:21:00 Barbara took Gavin's Do Not Enter sign in hotel, the maid saw him on the toilet (do not disturb sign) | |
| #231 at 48:17-49:32 | |
| #379 at 55:23~56:13 | |
| #540 at ~56:09~57:35 | |
| 1:21:58-1:23:21 Young Chris copied a porn VHS tape in the living room and fell asleep (with 2 VCRs), Chris' brother opened the TV and saw it and Chris signaled him to turn the TV off just before his mom turned around so she didn't see anything | |
| 1:23:27-1:24:03 Gus asks if Jack is pissed off that it's called Jacking off, Gussing off | |
| 1:24:04 Jack's mom bought him a shirt that said "Let my friend Jack off" [off the bus] | |
| 1:25:54-1:26:42 Gus' neighbor/Gus' friend that heard on Gus' dad's radio "illegal aliens" and was shocked that "aliens are real" (law enforcement radio) | |
| RTP ##231 | |
| 0:47~1:15 Gus' top billing in the podcast introduction | |
| #232 at 1:05-1:15 Gus does the introduction and Burnie adds "and Gus" at the end, Gus: "Gus and Gus?" (last billing) | |
| #444 at 0:17 Burnie says that Gus took the last billing from him | |
| #233 at 0:47-0:56 the first official "and Gus" ("I'm the beginning and the end") | |
| #256 at ~1:07 (updating) "and Gustavo Sorola as Gus Sorola" | |
| #312 at 0:31 Gus forgot why he did that and was reminded by a comment | |
| #488 at (1:25) 1:58-2:32 The posibility of Gus changing his name to "Gus and Gus" or "Gustavo Gus" (Gavin suggests "Gustavo Goose Gus Sorola") | |
| 10:26-12:51 Gus' impression of Burnie, Burnie used to ruin other people's food, Burnie investigates stuff with his foot, Dan set up a camera for a timelapse of a revolving restaurant and Burnie asked "what's this" and kicked it (Burnie sticks his/Burnie stuck his/Burnie put his/Burnie used to stick/Burnie kicked/Burnie likes to ruin, in a burrito, stabbing the wrapping tinfoil with a fork, "what's in your sandwich"/"this looks good") | |
| #401 at 57:36-57:53/58:18-1:00:52 | |
| #421 at 45:26 Burnie punted/Burnie kicked Gavin's sub/Burnie took Gavin's wrapped sub from his hands and kicked it like a football | |
| #479 at ~37:55 Burnie/Ashley did it to Ashley's friend Stephanie | |
| #526 at 13:16 Burnie did it to Blaine | |
| 13:24-15:20 Jack and his college friends wanted to put helmets and capes on pigeons at a restaurant (captured pigeons, feeding pigeons at night, for keywords: hats on birds/hats on pigeons) | |
| 15:21 Jack about his college friend that bought 20,000 goldfish and out them in a pond at his high school | |
| 15:50-16:22 Gavin's brother accidentally killed his goldfish with a dart that bounced off the board into the fishbowl (dartboard) | |
| 17:44-18:27 Burnie and the bird in his deck that poops in the same exact spot, he hopes the bird will push itself off/impale itself (bird poop, bird shit, Burnie's deck, poop tower/stalagmite) | |
| 44:06-44:46 Burnie pranks: Burnie and the flash of his camera, Burnie used to flash people up close, putting the flash up to people's face and asking "is the flash cracked?" (flash bulb), 44:46-45:18 Burnie pranked people on the set of Immersion by holding the clip of his clipboard all the way open and releasing it on their fingers, 45:18 thoughts on the failed prank on Brandon with the electric fence | |
| #305 at 1:00~4:10 ^ +Burnie brought a super bright flashlight to the podcast (Burnie shines a flashlight on Gus, strong flashlight) | |
| 50:58~52:30 Burnie's friend threw away another guy's TV remotes that he stole during a house party (his parents were out of town, a guy they hated) | |
| 1:07:43 Burnie thinks Blaine is too beautiful to work at RT (too good looking) | |
| #282 at 43:42 | |
| 1:08:56~1:10:30 Jordan Lowry (Intern)/Mike Lowry (Bad Boys), they call every intern Mike Lowry | |
| 1:14:51 Gavin and the [hypothetical] service that lets people know if somebody doesn't answer their call on purpose, takes a photo of your face when you pick up the phone but choose not to answer (not answering a phone call/not answering a call, silencing a phone call/silencing a ringing phone, letting a phone ring, letting it keep ringing, don't answer) | |
| ~1:29:05 Burnie calls Hermione "Willemina" | |
| ~1:30:00 List of the top grossing actors/top actors (actors with the most successful movies) | |
| 1:37:07 Girls screaming for Ashton Kutcher at the Teen Choice Awards (Gavin says that maybe Ashton's voice is a frequency that hits girls genitals/clits in a certain way) | |
| RTP ##232 | |
| 2:27-5:29 Burnie: At what point does hair become fur? 50% coverage of the body?, why are humans the only creatures with hair that keeps growing, are there animals that go bald (human hair, animal hair) [science] | |
| 5:30 You need to saw a rabbit's teeth because the teeth keep growing and can go into the brain (its brain, their teeth that) | |
| #498 at 34:39 Animals with teeth/horns that poke their brain | |
| 6:54 Man with longest fingernails | |
| 15:05-16:52 Orange juice pulp debate/argument | |
| 17:33 Dry ice, gas heavier than air, heavy gas, carbon dioxide/sulfur hexafluoride, settles in the lungs, people died in a pool party in Mexico (Jagermeister party with dry ice, people suffocated, no oxygen) | |
| 29:17-30:10 Gus had a stalker in high school that used to call him and play the song Another Night by Real McCoy (Gus' stalker) | |
| 1:00:04 Before the podcast Barbara swallowed water loudly because she was hiccuping | |
| 1:07:16 The mass birds die-off in Austin, Matt/Joel stepped on a dead bird (bird deaths/dead birds) | |
| #412 at 1:14:44/1:16:11 Asking Sally | |
| 1:09:36 Burnie's tall car and the low ceiling in the parking garage (Burnie's car/Burnie's truck) | |
| 1:19:20-1:19:43/1:19:59-1:21:19 Gavin: Why do people that fall from high places choose to land on both of their legs instead of only one of their legs? (break both legs instead of one leg, land on one leg) [science] | |
| 1:21:54 A guy that was trying to invent the parachute and fell to his death after jumping from the Eiffel Tower (Franz Reichelt) | |
| 1:27:51 Girls throwing themselves at Alexander Skarsgard, women throwing themselves at celebrities and being inappropriate (telling him he could fuck them/have sex with them) | |
| #263 at 35:34-37:56, +more on the subject | |
| (#232) 1:28:54-1:30:12 Girls came to their table when they had dinner with Ed from The Barenaked Ladies and women said to him that he's on their list/on her list and that their husbands are ok with it (free pass list/sex list) | |
| #263 at 34:18 (briefly) | |
| #425 at 1:26:37 | |
| RTX London 2017 at 12:41~14:40/15:16~16:40 A couple came up to Gus and said that Gus was on the girl's list and gave him the hotel room key, the guy turned around after and said "don't you dare fuck my girlfriend" (Burnie finds them in the crowd, she has a naked picture of Gus above their bed, Gus is on her list) | |
| #450 at ~1:20:10 Having a free pass/sex list | |
| RTP ##233 | |
| 4:18 the Tower Of Pimps was added the official Minecraft | |
| 18:02 Video of guys trying to get the worst driver's license photo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCm_5NrfwRA | |
| 21:19-21:25/21:51 Gavin likes to go through security procedures when he's innocent, Gavin likes to be proved innocent, Gavin wants to buy all of the products that you'd need to get rid of a body and clean your apartment from the evidence just to see if anybody tells him something during the checkout / 59:18~1:00:25 Burnie asks Gus if he feels he has to act innocent at grocery stores to prove he's not stealing anything (not shoplifting), Gavin would like to be questioned about that by security and proven innocent | |
| #307 ~58:00-58:48 also about Gus and Gavin | |
| #317 at ~1:07:50 | |
| 38:55 Gavin shows a scrolling marquee on his phone during the ad read "My name is Gus and I'm a twat!" / 1:14:13 "I'm Gus and I'm sooooo important! I also like sniffing butts" (during an ad read) | |
| #271 at 48:26 "Gus is a butt" / 1:09:08 "Not sponsored by Speedo" (referencing 55:39) | |
| #275 at 23:21 "Don't worry, no prolapse" (referencing ~20:35) | |
| #289 at 1:00:45 "Brandon, more like bland-on" / 1:01:23 "You'd never guess it, but this is an ad" | |
| #417 at 28:29 Gavin shows a screenshot of Gus' face and tries to match it to Gus during an ad read (and then on Barbara) | |
| 52:26 They are next to a police station, Burnie talks about one of the cops | |
| 54:20 Gavin describes a police chase/police foot chase that he saw (Gavin saw 2 cops running after a drunk guy that they arrested that ran away, he yelled Shit and pointed and ran the other direction) | |
| 55:48 Them not pulling over when told by cops on bikes/cops on foot/walking cops/cops on bicycles (cop on a bike) | |
| 1:18:15~1:19:20 Payday Let's Play where the audience criticized Jack for how he was acting in the video (Gavin defends Jack, Jack was acting silly, Jack was having fun, acting differently i) | |
| 1:19:26 the difference between r/gaming and r/games (visible/popular things get taken over by young people that focus on memes rather than conversations, younger people) | |
| 1:27:25-1:28:47 They gave GameStop employees RvB polo shirts that had the GameStop logo on it so they could advertise RvB while on the job (RvB shirts/rt shirts), they gave GameStop managers/GameStop employees a safe-for-work version of RvB DVDs that's censored/bleeped so they could play it at work and have people see it and ask what it was and buy it (Game Stop, keyword: gamespot) | |
| RTP ##234 | |
| 4:56 RT Vines, Burnie drank a lot of milk and had to burp afterwards but couldn't (Burnie couldn't burp on time) (their vines) | |
| #235 at 1:14:45-1:17:37 No editing, (god damn it barb) | |
| #236 at 11:05~13:00 also about the choking, jellybeans | |
| #249 at 1:03:29 The Vine where Barbara is in her bra took way too long to shoot (X-Ray Specs Vine, Barbara filming in her bra) | |
| #400 at 52:56-53:38 | |
| #258 at 1:19:53 (includes: they lost a vine) | |
| #467 at 1:12:02~1:15:30 | |
| 8:26~9:10/10:34~11:00 Burnie tested Gavin about water (1 glass of filtered water and 1 from the tap, tap water) | |
| #256 at 27:33~31:00 U.S. tap water/Austin's tap water, the setting up of the water test | |
| #257 at 4:38-10:18 Gavin's water test (4 water bottles) (smelling water, smell test, smelling test, taste test, "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My") | |
| (#425 at ~1:10:00 LaCroix taste test without smelling) | |
| #349 at ~20:45~21:30 Gavin reacts to Burnie drinking tap water | |
| (somewhat relevant - #210 at 5:36-6:16 above, Gavin only notices bad tastes when..) | |
| 18:15 Burnie's confusion about the Cornetto trilogy (thought it was a place in the U.K.) | |
| 23:12 Burnie: "If you eat in the wrong way it could negatively affect your life … but if you poo in the wrong way you're probably gonna be ok" [quote] | |
| 32:55~33:58 Gavin explains that you can't drink from a straw that's longer than 10 meters because it will boil (serious conversation) (drinking from a long straw) [science] | |
| #247 at 33:07-37:10/38:10-39:40/45:02-45:59/1:22:33-1:24:17 (starts as conversation about scubadiving) Gavin tries to explain the 10 meter thing again but it doesn't go smoothly, Gavin and the office suck off (from straws, office suck-off) (33:34 Gavin: "length affects physics") | |
| #405 at 40:48 | |
| #490 at 1:17:22 | |
| 39:39/42:35 Jaden Smith's look/Will Smith's son facial expression (Burnie mimics the look, Jayden Smith) | |
| #351 Post Show at 19:44 Jaden Smith's tweets | |
| 48:45~49:05 Gavin: Why is only the nipple the offensive part of a breast? Which part of the vagina is the offensive part? | |
| 51:25 A topless woman walked behind Brandon when they filmed on the street | |
| 56:06~58:35/1:07:09 Drunk Gavin's interview, Gavin's drunk interview, Gavin forgot that he had an interview, Gavin had to throw a watermelon in the air but kept fumbling it (a guy flew to interview Gavin from The U.K., RudeTube) | |
| 1:11:09-1:12:15 Burnie drank too much the night before his presentation, Burnie had a crease on his face from the pillow (line on his face/line across his face/on Burnie's face, Burnie overslept/Burnie slept/Burnie was late for, Burnie's presentation) | |
| #307 at ~16:52~18:45 also, the lady who owned the bar gave them too much to drink (keywords: the bartender/the bar owner/too much alcohol/strong alcohol) | |
| RTP ##235 | |
| ~19:46 Polls are not good indication about how many people will buy the merch | |
| #516 at 2:04 Customs+manufacturing problems with merch, 2:45 pre-orders (the problem with preorders) | |
| #461 at 1:24:19 Customs problems with merch for conventions | |
| 28:12 Does a liver get bigger when dealing with a lot of alcohol? Is using the liver like exercising your muscles? [science] | |
| 38:08~38:45 Ashley vs. Twilight | |
| 40:41 Gavin vs. One Direction | |
| 44:09 Fails Of The Weak DVD, Gavin felt bad because Jack said really nice things about the others but Gavin and Michael did their Jack impression | |
| (~50:06) ~52:12~53:25 Matt was in charge of the slow motion camera button when they filmed Gavin running away from an explosion/diving away/dove away (Gavin explained to Matt/Gavin instructed Matt, record button that also erases, pressing the button/when to press the button, phantom camera/slow mo camera) | |
| #259 at ~49:48-52:12 people get nervous and mess up when they're in charge of the slow motion camera/people forget to press the button, Michael didn't want to be in charge of the camera (pressing the button/pressed the button) (also relevant below in 277) | |
| #339 at 24:47/26:14 missing shots/losing shots in Slow Mo Guys (lost a shot/missed a shot/forgot to press the button/Gavin pressed the button too early/Dan pressed the wrong button because he was wearing tinted glasses) | |
| #427 Post Show at 12:06-13:05 Dan didn't press the button on the camera/Dan pressed the button too early, Slow Mo video "Giant 6ft Water Balloon" (Giant Balloon, Dan is in the beginning of the video but not the second half, second balloon, Dan went to the army/Dan was deployed, Gavin's brother replaced Dan) | |
| (somewhat relevant) (also #235) 1:14:45-1:17:37 Getting nervous filming Vines because there is no editing, everything has to be perfect | |
| #272 at 1:09:05~1:11:35 Gavin "explains" how he shoots slow motion/he knows how to set the exposure right (it's reflex), and other talk about Slow Mo Guys videos | |
| #277 at 49:53-52:20 Burnie is still amazed that Gavin can do that, Gavin talks about how he chooses which seconds of footage are saved (before he shoots), Burnie says that other people get it wrong (pressing the button) | |
| #344 at 1:34:09 | |
| 55:35~57:20 Burnie(?) about the pressure on actors to nail a scene in a moment's notice and be in the right emotional place after hours of preparations around them (actors have to/actors must/actors need, Christian Bale, for keywords: actor shouting about the lights/actor who, Burnie understands..) | |
| #277 at 48:45 | |
| #392 at 1:20:31 | |
| #522 at 49:50 | |
| #566 at 34:49 (starts from a conversation about the footage of Joaquin Phoenix for a scene as Joker) The pressure on actors to perform | |
| 59:00~1:04:00 Monty and the "crash" misunderstanding (crashing on his bed vs. crashing the plane), banned words during a flight (forbidden words, words you can't say on a plane) | |
| 1:11:58-1:14:22 Filming Captain Dynamic with Ed from The Barenaked Ladies, Ed did adlibs/ad-libs, Ed is well-endowed, they had to stuff Geoff's pants (Geoff was Ed's double, was his double, bulge), Matt's wife Anna made Ed's suit and when he came out of the dressing room he was only wearing a jockstrap and his ass was in Anna's face | |
| #289 at 1:24:08 also about Ed's bulge, Gavin trying not to laugh at the background of the scene | |
| ~1:20:32 Young Matt got a response from Mad Magazine after he submitted many suggestions for content and that response made him think about doing something and creating content | |
| 1:22:09 Gavin wants to go back in time and tell younger Gavin that he's going to work on RvB (the show that he watches) | |
| (after ~1:24:00) A short from college of Chris and Zach Anner (and others) | |
| 1:29:14~1:30:20 A roommate's mom walked in on Zach Anner stretching naked on the floor | |
| #236 at 35:04-37:40/~49:45 Zach has big balls/long balls/big sack/long sack (balls sack ballsack) | |
| #376 Post Show at 26:07-29:48 Aaron's highschoolmate with a long penis and 2.5/3 balls (3 testicles), Aaron's schoolmate had a big penis/big dick and girls were fascinated by it and wanted to see it and he would do the helicopter move (Aaron's classmate) | |
| #455 at 15:22/42:06 Max has large balls? (long balls/large testicles) (they end up talking about big balls and searching for porn) | |
| #319 at 43:14 In college Zach lived in an apartment and while he was gone Chris and Aaron lived there for a moth because their leases were up, and while the owners were showing the other rooms to people for renting Chris and Aaron dirtied the place up and put lotion and tissues all over the place so people wouldn't want to rent (Zach's apartment, college apartment) | |
| #320 ~14:30 (also^) +Chris says that Aaron had night terrors when they lived together in Zach's apartment (Aaron screams Grandma when he wakes up from one) | |
| 1:37:00~1:39:00 Burnie's confusion about Apple's iPhone announcement (argument) | |
| ~1:44:40 Gavin is in Matt's shot/Gavin and Matt are in the same shot | |
| 1:49:29/1:52:44 Matt's company passed on working on Lord Of The Rings and The Matrix (Matt's boss turned down) | |
| 1:59:18 People criticizing the different episodes of Game Time | |
| 2:02:04/2:06:26 Gavin hasn't been vaccinated(?) | |
| #244 at 7:27 Gus got the flu only when he got flu shots (twice) | |
| ~2:03:11 Mailing things without a package, Matt wants to find out what's the weirdest thing a fan could mail them without packaging (Gavin: could you mail a stamp?), a guy that tried to get money from the post office for mailing a balloon filled with helium (because it weighed less than nothing), mailing a mailbox (can you mail a..) | |
| #408 at 54:44~56:40 Do you have to have a mailbox? Can you stop getting mail? What happens if you forward your mail in a loop between 2 places? (Gavin would put a shredder as a mailbox) | |
| RTP ##236 | |
| ~4:00 Babies have to squeeze to poop (babies also squeeze, baby pooping/babies poop) | |
| ~13:00 Water boarding, waterboarding | |
| (15:54) 16:07 Burnie: "Without human beings would a chicken ever encounter a fish?" (when would a chicken and a fish meet) | |
| #310 at 1:42:13/1:44:22 Burnie and the idea that cats eat fish (when would a wild cat encounter a fish?, how would a cat and a fish meet, why don't we give fish to dogs?) | |
| 18:30 Grackles in Austin (small crows) | |
| #436 Post Show at ~4:40 Grackles shit on food so that other animals/humans will leave it and they'll get to eat it | |
| #545 at 34:24 A grackle comes by during the steak-off | |
| 19:33-20:03 A pigeon flew into Barbara's shoulder | |
| #366 at 35:07 [includes Blaine's encounter with birds flying/diving close to him] | |
| 20:46 Burnie's friend from college, a black guy with shaved head/shiny head/bald head, birds would fly over to his head (grackles) | |
| 38:29-39:57 People tell Gavin that it's weird that he has an uncircumcised penis (treat him ass a freak) | |
| #279 at ~51:40 Zellner brothers short, one circumcised one uncircumcised, interviewed their parents (also #404 in the conversation between 47:17~50:10) | |
| #366 Post Show at 0:26/2:25 Kellogg's plan, 5:01 Gavin wonders about Blaine's ability to masturbate "dry" / there are signs in Austin about anti-circumcision, why do people do it other than religious reasons? | |
| #367 at 33:36-35:20 uncircumcised/foreskin might be stuck when peeing and the pee fills around the penis until it opens, does their foreskin cover the entire head? | |
| #404 at 46:02~50:10 Brandon asks Gavin about foreskin and the cleaning process ("What is foreskin like?"), +the Zellner brothers | |
| #428 Post Show at 13:28 Brandon asks Gavin if there's any amount of money he would take to get circumcised (no) | |
| #499 at 17:30 Foreskin purpose, circumcision | |
| #519 at 8:54/1:22:26 Circumcision is genital mutilation | |
| #563 at 27:11 Just wash it (foreskin hygiene) | |
| 40:07-41:29 Burnie was a sexual adviser in college (sexual health peer adviser), Burnie taught about birth control (cheap birth control pills) | |
| 41:39~43:15 Barbara and Gavin's hypothetical experiment: if you used an air cannon on a vagina what sound would it make? (aircanon, blowing air on a vagina), playing the vagina like a wine glass (lick your finger and go around the rim, vagina rim) [science] | |
| ~44:00~47:00 Burnie would strike up conversations with stranger and Gavin gets uncomfortable (Burnie strikes up/Burnie talks/Burnie will talk, makes Gavin uncomfortable, talking to people in the elevator/in an elevator/talking to people in elevators), Burnie talked with the cashier about the electric pencil sharpener that was on her counter | |
| #315 at 1:17:03~1:18:00 | |
| ~56:42 Their fingers, bending fingers, how many knuckles/joints/bends are there in fingers [science] | |
| 1:01:40 Burnie does the "dead finger" trick on Gavin (Burnie and Gavin touch hands) | |
| 1:03:15 Gavin: "Dooley?" (Gavin laughs at Jeremy's last name) | |
| 1:04:50-1:05:50 Gavin about telling 2 people to follow each other (2 private detectives/2 private investigators/2 detectives) | |
| #395 at 1:35:16 in Gavin or Google | |
| 1:12:30-1:13:21 Chris finds it hard to say Wholefoods (Chris is hesitent) | |
| #367 at 46:04-47:53 Chris tries to pronounce Species (Burnie spells it out and asks how they pronounce it, 45:20 Gus sent him that question in a text, 39:45 Gus says species, a commenter corrects Gus but they're both right) | |
| 1:14:17-1:15:45 Burnie almost drowned in Mountain Dew (Burnie tried to scream to his friend who was calling his name, Burnie choked on Mountain Dew/Burnie drowned/Burnie screamed/Burnie yelled/Burnie almost died, Burnie went to scream "what?") | |
| #475 at 56:30 | |
| 1:15:56 bronchitis, coughing out a cast of your lungs (bronchial casts) | |
| ~1:19:31 [hypothetical] scenarios where masturbation makes things worse (problems that masturbation can't solve, masturbating), Burnie: my dirty laundry, Gavin: being in a playground | |
| 1:30:02 (brief) a classmate of Barbara's brother told him that giving the middle finger means Thank You | |
| RTP ##237 | |
| 5:40-6:50 Gavin would take a bullet for the president/Gavin would jump in front of the president/jump in front of a bullet for anyone because if he survives he will definitely get laid, Gus wouldn't take a bullet for anyone- maybe for Esther | |
| 32:32 "RT Life - Podcast Ambush and Beer Cam", Monty shoots a nerf gun onto the stage | |
| #239 at 4:27 Gus talks about it? | |
| 38:49 Gavin gets psychopathic in GTA (too much freedom, Gavin goes mental/Gavin loses his mind, vide games make Gavin..), Gavin killed a dog in GTA in front of his owner (Gavin kicked a dog do death) | |
| #302 at 46:37-48:40 Gavin sniped a cat and it got recorded and posted, Burnie and his kids watched GTA clips from his friends and got to Gavin's clips where he kicks a cat to death (shown on Game Time "Xbox Game Clips" after 43:00) (Gavin stomped a cat/stomped on a cat/Gavin stepped/Gavin kicked) and him running over girls in bikinis at the beach (Gavin's videos/Gavin's saved..) | |
| #355 at ~11:19 Gavin saves before some decisions in Fallout 4 and then goes mental (he plays as a good person but uses the saves to kill a kid's family for example, a kid that he just returned to his family, Gavin reloads the checkpoint) / 16:01 Gavin was sick of hearing "oh the would-be robber" from a woman he tried to rob so he obliterated her | |
| #569 at 42:31 Same in Outer Worlds (murdered a woman's parents in front of her to see if there's dialog for it and then reloaded the checkpoint) | |
| 44:14-45:13/45:53~47:00 The mystery of fart hoofer on StreetPass (RT Life - Fart Hoofer Street Pass) | |
| #238 at 1:30:34 iJustine took a video of Gus while he was looking at Fart Hoofer | |
| 47:10 Gus' joke about Ray's Mii that doesn't land (younger brother/older brother, Ray's old Mii is Ray's brother) | |
| 48:44 Gus lost his ID at the airport and somebody brought it to the lost and found | |
| #463 at 0:56 Gus lost his credit card at an airport/Gus left his credit card, after he talked to the credit card company to cancel the old card and get a new one he thought to look in his bag if it fell out and it was there | |
| 50:45-52:02 Barbara stole Gavin's wallet and Gavin was stuck in a cab without money (Barbara took Gavin's wallet right in front of him) | |
| #540 at 1:08:49 | |
| #429 Post Show at ~8:17 Barbara took Gavin 5$ that Gus just gave him/Barbara takes Gavin's 5$ and puts it in her shirt (9:34 took it out and gave it back) | |
| 52:02-53:45 Burnie/Ashley and the jerking off motion (jack off motion/jerk off motion/jacking off motion, hand job gesture) | |
| 54:29 If there was a 3rd gender that had nothing to do with reproduction or sex everybody would hate them (because of all the bullshit everybody gets from people they want to have sex with) | |
| 55:45 Gavin: "Maybe I am friends with guys because there is that possibility" (of having sex with them, they have an anus) Burnie does a spittake / 58:05 Gavin: "Would you be friends with me if I didn't have an asshole?" | |
| 1:20:09 Unlocking your phone with your anus (fingerprint/anusprint/buttprint, with your asshole print/with your butthole print), 1:20:38 Gavin: "I would love to meet the person who has my anus" [quote] | |
| #371 at ~54:07 Gavin didn't remember he said that^ and doesn't think it would be practical | |
| #432 at 41:37 Barbara about how weird it is that the smallest differences in faces make people unique and identifiable to others, Gus: "Do you think someone else in the world has your nose?" | |
| 1:30:46 RT's relation to Ask A Ninja (they wanted to create an animated series about ninjas) | |
| #535 at 1:04:13 | |
| 1:35:40 How To Pronounce videos, how to pronounce 77, "something is going to happen in 77 days" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouiDKPYV_zI | |
| RTP ##238 | |
| 2:56 Gavin's tweet/Gavin's plain tweet about Breaking Bad got retweeted a lot https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/384503547997339648 (backup https://archive.is/I442S), Esther said Gavin could tweet I breathe air and it would be retweeted a lot https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/384838779313213440 (backup https://archive.is/LUk0B) (update at 5:42) | |
| 3:34 Gavin took a picture of Gus and zoomed in and sent it to Gus (photos of Gus' nose and mouth) | |
| 24:19 A flying cricket on the podcast set | |
| #379 Post Show at 5:10-5:52 Maybe a bat flew into the podcast set (podcast studio) / 7:05 Burnie does a fakeout/Burnie pretends that the bet is flying towards him to freak the others out | |
| #495 at 1:21:03-1:21:35 Closeup of a spider on the couch | |
| 30:39~32:00 Is there a difference between bars and pubs?, a long silence after Gus asks Gavin if there are bars in England, Gavin gets stumped (long pause) | |
| #281 at 29:52 Long silence after Burnie asks Gavin about the most PG image he's been aroused by | |
| #356 at 1:17:38 Long silence after Barbara asks Chris to clarify his question (one child policy in China) | |
| #357 at 27:17 Gavin gets stumped, long silence after Blaine asks Gavin about his ideal afterlife | |
| #359 at (28:47) 29:17 Long silence after Gavin says to Burnie that 11 days are the same as 10 days (to get stitches removed) | |
| #373 at ~23:57 Long silence after Gavin explains why tunas can't go extinct (red kites) | |
| #394 at 1:06:28~1:06:50 Long silence in Gavin/Blaine conversation (tweeting a date) | |
| #404 at 1:17:54 ... Gavin asks Burnie if he would bang a Furby (conversation about sexbots) | |
| #405 at 1:15:52 ... Gus asks Chris what's in his refrigerator (they list what's in their refrigerators/thier fridges) | |
| #428 at 1:08:39 Barbara: "Do you remember that scene in Finding Nemo where he wanted to touch the boat and then he touched it?" | |
| 32:37~37:24 Gavin wonders about the cleaner at the White House, cleaning the president's toilet (cleaning toilets at the White House, president's maid), low-level jobs at the White House / 34:03 The president's shitting location is kept secret so nobody would steal the DNA (president shit/president poop/presidential poop/presidential shit), riffing on the possibility of a secret service person that shits at the same time as the president | |
| #345 at 1:28:17 remembering the conversation | |
| #307 at 54:54-56:16 Presidential cum/presidential sperm, to be president and cum in the white house in a secret place on your last day (president cum/president sperm, presidents masturbating and cumming in a secret place) | |
| 38:26 Michael and Gus and other people saw a lot of cop cars and an ambulance near where they were eating and found out that a guy hit his mother then ran her over when she was on the stretcher (a guy ran his mother over) (multiple police cars) | |
| 39:47 Lindsay saw a guy fall off a scaffolding 3 stories high (a guy fell off and survived, a guy tied his jeans around his neck, a guy tried to commit suicide?) | |
| 42:29-46:07/48:44-49:37 Michael and Lindsay couldn't find where they parked their car (lost their car), the garage opener was in the car so they couldn't get in their apartment, so they slept in the AH office/they slept in the office and looked like a break-in (Lindsay wrote down the wrong address for where they parked, wrong street) | |
| 55:30-56:37 Gavin chased Jon/Gavin tackled Jon/Gavin wrestled Jon (Jon took Gavin's phone, Gavin and Jon) | |
| 57:24 Lazer Tag/laser tag (RTAA) (lasertag) | |
| 1:09:14 Gus about Viagra (originally meant for blood flow problems/heart problems)/erectile dysfunction | |
| 1:15:35-1:18:15 Fake viral video from Jimmy Kimmel of a girl that twerks on against a door and falls on a table with lit candles and catches on fire | |
| #263 at ~15:17~16:43 saying Jimmy Kimmel is trying to undermine the credibly of Internet videos, so people won't know what's a real video wand what's fake/produced | |
| ~1:26:45 Gus describes a lemon meal he ate that someone cooked for 4 hours, Gavin: "It's a lemon" (The Lemon dessert) | |
| ~1:33:26 Argument, should it sting when you stop peeing midway? (clenching/pinching, stopping a piss/stopping a pee/stopping peeing/stop pissing, it stings/it hurts) | |
| #246 at 1:14:01 can they stop peeing, is it damaging, kegels | |
| 1:35:13 Gavin explains retrograde ejaculation (cumming into the bladder/jizzing inwards) | |
| 1:37:40 Lindsay's friend in school submitted a question in Sex Ed class as a joke, "is it normal that I bleed when I masturbate?", the teacher didn't answer the question/the teacher stopped in the middle of reading the question | |
| ~1:39:04 A girl in Gus' class didn't know how to say the word penis/didn't know how to pronounce penis (girl mispronounced "penis" as "peh-nis") | |
| #668 at 28:34 | |
| RTP ##239 | |
| 6:01 Throwing food at Alan, threw eggs, "RT Recap - Alan Pays the Price" | |
| 6:52 Video of Geoff hitting Gavin in the face with a ping pong ball (https://vimeo.com/5850066, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3PzUj0TZHo, Jack slowed it down 3 times and wrote America, Jack edited) | |
| 13:26 Baseball/Cricket argument | |
| #256 at 10:16 American Football/Rugby | |
| #258 at 1:15:55 Backlash from that conversation | |
| #275 at 29:48-32:02 Burnie's confusion about football time (soccer time, game time/match time/game length) (stoppage time/extra time/added time/"mystery time") | |
| #285 at ~1:08:00~1:12:30 Soccer leagues/championships vs. Basketball leagues/championships | |
| 15:47-16:08 Barbara played 3 sports: basketball, girls' football, volleyball | |
| #351 at 55:50-56:58 Barbara says that girls are competitive, girls that play basketball are rough/vicious bitches | |
| 16:08-16:42 The basketball coach begged Gus to play basketball because Gus was tall | |
| 22:26 About them not going to the dentist frequently, Gus was told his teeth are in great shape | |
| #263 at 1:31:35 Jack started going after not going for a decade, Gavin hasn't been since 2003 | |
| #332 at ~16:00 | |
| 24:59 A picture of Jack with cellphones hanging in the background (Attack Of The Show) | |
| ~26:00~29:30 Smoking | |
| 44:53 Barbara and Gavin's first communication on the RT site (hi with a smiley face https://i.imgur.com/G9hX6Jg.jpg, originally on her comments page 163 https://roosterteeth.com/user/barbara?page=163#paginated-results, for keywords: first conversation) | |
| #283 at 57:10-57:42 | |
| #380 at 1:28:32-1:29:12 | |
| #289 at 55:37-56:28 The first time Barbara met Gavin in person Gavin didn't seem excited, he sat on the couch playing video games (Gavin and Barbara met, Barbara and Gavin met) / ~56:28~56:46 2 months after Barbara moved to Austin she picked Gavin up from the airport when he came back to RT. Gavin kept poking Barbara's shoulder because "she was real" (Gavin poked.., Barbara picked Gavin..) | |
| #346 at 14:48-16:00 | |
| #406 at 1:27:47-1:28:25 | |
| #415 at 25:40 | |
| Burnie&Barb's Game Time at 27:41-28:59 Barbara talks about becoming friends with Gavin | |
| ~48:00~54:00 Twitter as a company that loses money, and more about Twitter (Twitter isn't profitable, Twitter loses money, Twitter is not) | |
| #249 at 1:13:37~1:18:20 | |
| #260 at 10:28 | |
| #460 Post Show at 8:42 [Burnie says Tinder instead of Twitter one time] | |
| 1:12:19 Gavin held a Jack Sucks Cock sign in AHWU and Jack blurred it out but missed when Ray held it | |
| 1:20:23 Gavin: "Being in bed with me must be the worst thing ever" [quote] | |
| 1:21:32 Barbara has a slightly lazy eye? | |
| 1:26:20~1:30:00 Gus vs. Neil deGrasse Tyson criticizing the science in Gravity / Argument, is Gravity Sci-Fi? (science fiction/science fantasy) | |
| RTP ##240 | |
| (Canadian Thanksgiving, Canadian flag on the couch) | |
| 6:48 Racism in porn (Asa Akira AMA), 8:24 Gavin: "Racism isn't ok, anal is" | |
| 44:36 Gus' dog had a lizard on its eye, (to Gus) Gavin: "Would you be upset if you found out your dog was just a robot and it was driven by a lizard?" [quote] | |
| 1:03:40 Milgram experiment, Stanford prison experiment | |
| 1:16:18~1:19:00 Video of a woman on a plane screaming "God you're my savior" (passenger screaming) (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2454299/God-youre-savior--Woman-epic-religious-meltdown-flight-Tampa.html) | |
| 1:19:12 RT being part of Barenaked Ladies - "Odds Are" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sw9Fh6uk4Q | |
| 1:20:58 Gavin asks Gus how long he was crap at shagging (awful at sex), Gus: "I would not sleep with me" | |
| 1:21:13~1:23:20 Having sex with your clone, Chris would have sex with Barbara's clone / would a clone have the exact same thoughts as you? [science] | |
| 1:25:41 Banksy, Brandon- is Banksy a person or a movement/concept?, is Batman an idea? BatIdea/Batconcept (argument) | |
| 1:32:14 Chris mimes "The Gauntlet" from off-screen as a fisting motion (Chris gestures) | |
| RTP ##241 | |
| 1:38 Brandon is afraid that if he's an organ donor then someone that needs his organs will murder him (donating organs) | |
| #462 at ~4:00 | |
| 10:20 They played football (RT employees) | |
| 13:55 Young Miles didn't know what to do the first and only time he hit a baseball in a baseball game | |
| 14:34 Young Gus played with his zipper during a tee-ball/t-ball game | |
| 15:17-17:00 Miles was on the bad team for basketball (the Go Team, below the a team and the b team, Miles played basketball, origin of Miles' nickname/gamertag Lunatic, made crazy decisions, Miles tripped and fell/Miles got hurt/Miles fell - also on 322 and 351 below) | |
| #322 at 18:16-21:13 Miles was accidentally put into special-ed athletics (with special needs kids, special PE class) / 22:34 Miles was forced to do football routines/football players routines, Miles got slammed by a big player/Miles flew backwards and hit his head on the ground (Miles hit his head) (Followed by Miles' brother being an athlete and playing all the sports) | |
| #351 at 37:22-39:25 Miles got hurt playing football in high school (Miles fell and hit his head) | |
| ~30:00 there is a rat in the office, they show a picture | |
| 32:03 How long can you survive on Vodka alone being trapped in the podcast room? [hypothetical] | |
| ~47:24~51:00/1:28:56 Their ideal robot shape (robot animals, crabs/cats/pterodactyl) [hypothetical] | |
| 58:51~1:01:15 Gus calls out a commenter about an actor in Indiana Jones/Game Of Thrones but he turns out to be right (Grand Maester Pycelle in GoT, Gus is wrong) | |
| 1:01:13 The mystery of front-clasp bras (front clasp bras), Barbara and Arryn explain | |
| 1:16:56 Miles' dad reacting to the RTAA about him | |
| 1:22:05 Monty and Jordan got top billing on Supanova (below Mark Addy from GoT, and above Peter Dinklage and George R. R. Martin) | |
| 1:24:56 Them being on The Gauntlet (in the crappy basement below a dripping drainpipe) | |
| #243 at 1:28:24 | |
| #246 at ~1:19:43 (includes: Gus and Gavin tried to sabotage the other teams) | |
| RTP ##242 | |
| 9:01 A video of a guy flirting with the strippers in GTA (for an achievement) | |
| 15:40-16:55 Gavin and Burnie recreated Jack and Caiti's proposal picture at the mini golf course (proposal photo, Jack proposed) | |
| #243 at 21:41-22:58 | |
| 18:12~22:15 Porn theaters | |
| 26:52-27:11 Gus' shirt with an art of him and Esther (centaurmageddon, Rock and Roll centaurs, fanmade/fan-made/commissioned) | |
| #296 at 39:00~41:50 inspired by The Wingmen (college show of Chris and the others) | |
| 34:39 Michael's slurring/Michael's accent/Michael's Jersey accent/Michael used to slur in his early videos and so he tried to enunciate better in his next videos (Michael worked on his speech) | |
| 42:48 Gus' dogs/Gus with his dogs (the way Gus acts with his dogs) | |
| 52:54 Michael quotes himself not knowing where it's from (Michael quoted himself), Gavin quoted himself from when he was 10 | |
| 54:24 Michael got the joke late that was in a Surgeon Simulator video, Michael got the reference that Gavin made in a video (Michael got a joke about Ted Beneke from Breaking Bad), Ray got what the dog painting in their office meant (Hitler painting from Always Sunny) | |
| 57:53 Gavin found his old Gameboy Color and the battery still worked | |
| 58:54 Gavin was charging his Nintendo DS at an airport (charging points) and a guy came up to Gavin and wanted him to 'unplug his game because he had work to do' (Gavin charged/Gavin plugged) | |
| 1:00:07~1:02:00 Michael's suit, when Michale wore his suit, Michael wore a suit | |
| (between, until ~1:22:00, Long Pokemon discussion) | |
| 1:28:19 Asking Ryan for his opinion on the GTA Let's Plays that he edits ("mmm, it's ok, it's alright" = everyone else will think it's hilarious) | |
| 1:29:07 Gavin hates the GTA Let's Play where he lost his footage (Gavin lost his footage), more about technical difficulties during LPs | |
| RTP ##243 | |
| 0:49~19:30 After Extra-Life 2013 (Extra Life 2013) | |
| 19:29 Esther got drunk at a wedding (RTAA, Drunk Esther), Esther skinned her knee and got bruised (Esther fell/Esther hurt herself), Esther's aunt grabbed Gus' butt | |
| 24:25 Jack's water balloon that waters trees (Treegator) | |
| 27:29-29:10 Barbara was embarrassed being in an elf costume in restaurant during Halloween, Barbara was the only one dressed up (https://twitter.com/bdunkelman/status/396117594396037120 (backup https://archive.is/64iiP) photo of Barbara and Gavin - a dick and an elf, in costumes) (preceded by- people didn't know what Gavin was dressed as because the balls weren't in the picture, dick costume) | |
| 33:27 Gus' dog likes blondes/Gus' dog stares at pretty girls (hot girls) | |
| #252 at 1:14:40 | |
| 34:48-36:25 Slow Mo Guys Huge Building Explosion (debris fell over Gavin) (for Battlefield) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTUu4ZLtDSs | |
| 37:25 A Youtube channel of a guy's girlfriend riding on the back of his motorcycle with a GoPro filming her ass (marquez1000rr) | |
| 47:14~48:25 Barbara and Gus' awkward car rides (Gus and Barbara, car rides with Gus) | |
| 49:15~55:50 Commercial/promo for the Travel Network on a roller-coaster/rollercoaster/roller coaster (Insane Coaster Wars s03e01) | |
| #252 at 14:17-15:45/16:22~19:30 | |
| 59:26~1:02:32/1:03:33~1:04:50 Jack and the tweetacoffee app (Tweet A Coffee, StarBucks, free coffee, Jack likes free stuff, free milk) | |
| (maybe relevant - #171 at 40:51-44:13 Klout score for getting free stuff) | |
| #263 at ~42:40~44:15 Jack's snickers shoutout to get a new pair, Jack tries to get free things, Gavin doesn't want free stuff because it's delivered in boxes/packaging that he doesn't want to deal with | |
| #326 at 1:30:16 People that tag companies on Twitter to get free things from them ("the new Razor laptop looks so go, if only I could afford it"), people that tweet their customer service complains (they do it themsleves sometimes,people that publicly tweet at companies for costumer support, people that invlolve all of their followers, tagging brands/tagging companies, shaming companies, people that tweet to companies) | |
| #333 at 24:24-26:06 | |
| #354 at 39:04 Gus tweeted about his headphones that broke after 11 years and got a reply from the company (Bose) offering a free replacement but Gus didn't want one (he bought another himself) (Gus' headphones broke) | |
| #392 Post Show at 12:06~13:00 again about people that tweet their customer service complains | |
| 1:05:52~1:06:55 Jack's photo with a 1,000 chicken nuggets (for a wedding, handed some of them to homeless people) | |
| 1:21:21 Caiti is off-screen talking to them about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and they repeat back what she says (Gus repeats) | |
| 1:23:52 Gus on a rollercoaster in the RT Shorts Coasting | |
| 1:25:00 Joel ran over a woman in a wheelchair/Joel shoved a woman.. | |
| RTP ##244 | |
| ~1:20 Gavin changed his watch for Daylight Savings Time but didn't do it precisely (Gavin's watch) | |
| 17:39~18:24 RT Shorts Blur original ending, everything is censored except for Gus' dick | |
| 30:41 (Gavin flub) Gavin: "My back was smooth like a baby's asshole ... I mean ass" / 32:12 Gavin describe his mustache "it looked like I had a tongue up a baby's/child's asshole" (pedophile mustache) | |
| 33:30 Gavin explains Stag party/Stag do (Bachelor Party), 34:38 Hen night/Hen do | |
| 36:20 Gus had to turn around and come back to pick Gavin up/to give Gavin a ride home after the podcast | |
| 43:23 Stretcho The Clown makes balloon animals (and genitalia) | |
| ~1:00:00~1:07:00 Michael's blender/smoothies | |
| 1:18:36 Gus puts balloons under his shirt (Gus has balloon boobs) | |
| ~1:19:00~1:21:00 Gavin not wanting to film a horse dying in slow motion (for keywords: shooting a horse/killing a horse, horse in slow motion) | |
| #473 at 15:52 Gavin wonders about killing a cow and shooting it in slow motion to see at what moment the life leaves the cow (shooting a cow) | |
| 1:22:05/~1:24:30 Shitty cameras they use for streaming the podcast (the cameras, podcast cameras, Sony cameras) (1:22:54 showing camera) | |
| #275 at 1:23:46 | |
| #304 at ~6:13 Got cameras that nobody else at the company can use/steal (different brand) | |
| #660 at 1:03 talking about the old studio/old podcast set/old broadcast studio (cheap cameras/space heaters/c-clamp with a wrench to see if it holds and could hold lights in the rafters) | |
| RTP ##245 | |
| 2:48 Gavin was late to bag check/baggage check, late to check his bags, Gavin was told to run to his flight, Gavin refused to run/Gavin refused to be stressed (Gavin refuses to be stressed) | |
| ~5:45 Video of a plane crash into the runway | |
| 8:39-10:20 Joel's speech at Jack and Caiti's wedding (Joel's toast, Joel was a bestman), Gus swore about the cold weather and was told that the grandmother was right there, Joel mentioned Jack's arrest record and the grandmother didn't know about it | |
| 12:31 A man in Antarctica performed appendectomy on himself (Russian surgeon cut his own appendix out, appendicitis) / 13:10-15:13 Gavin asks Burnie if he'd let him perform a surgery on him (let Gavin perform..) Burnie asks Gus if he would accept an organ donation from one of the people at the office (take an organ) [hypothetical] | |
| 14:55 Gavin and the appendix [science] | |
| 19:02-21:15 (Burnie saw this on the internet) What if instead of having millions of sperms you had one big sperm and you had to fight it, and what if it would run and hide, and what would happen when you have sex (one large sperm, your sperm would be, sperm the size of, one sperm/single sperm, one giant sperm) [hypothetical] | |
| #322 Post Show at ~6:08 (until around the end) | |
| #367 at 38:35~39:11 | |
| #375 at 1:20:42~1:26:00 | |
| 21:56-24:04 Gus vs. Barbara: the plotting boxes photo (evil boxes plotting) (argument) | |
| ~25:00~29:00 Rob Ford (Canadian Mayor) | |
| ~30:30 A video of a guy sliding and falling off the ledge of a stadium, he landed on another guy outside that got seriously injured | |
| 32:08-34:07 Gavin asks if he should stand during the American anthem/have his hand on his heart (they say it's not required) | |
| 34:08 People that cheer for the other team at a party where everybody is a fan of a specific team (another team, Superbowl party) | |
| ~35:22 Girlfriend that starts up fights with guys in front of her boyfriend (girlfriends that start fights, girlfriend starts fights/starting fights, girls that start fights so that their boyfriend would protect them) | |
| 53:10~55:00 Power Woman, Jessica Jones (superhero) | |
| 1:09:18 Scientists killed the oldest living animal in the world, 507 year-old clam (oldest animal in the world, counting the rings) | |
| 1:10:40~1:15:00 Gavin and the rock that's alive (living rock/animal that looks like a rock, a rock with guts) (Gavin is right) [science] | |
| 1:28:26 Dan's phone got stolen in Vietnam while he was asleep in the hotel room. Dan stopped a mugger that reached into his pocket while pretending to sell him an umbrella (opened the door of the taxi he was in). | |
| 1:20:25~1:22:30 The maintenance guy entered into Joel's apartment and stole stuff (broke into Joel's apartment) | |
| 1:22:50 Video of a clam eating salt (tongue licking salt, clam licking salt off a table) (Gavin: "Someone's gonna put salt on their asshole and have one of those lick it all off, aren't they?", continues later) | |
| 1:26:02-1:26:26 Gavin likes to "light the fuse" of a conversation to make other people argue about it/fight (Gavin likes to make other people argue/Gavin likes to start arguments) | |
| #268 at 1:08:54-1:10:10 (about the senses argument) Gavin likes to say things/Gavin likes to bring up subjects that would make the others think he's wrong when he's actually right and therefore they'll get flack for correcting him | |
| #444 at 58:04~1:02:10 Gavin tweeted a video about hunting/a guy hunting a deer (asking what's the deal with it) and chaos ensued | |
| 1:29:03 Gavin: Would you have sex with an animal that's shaped like a Fleshlight? (living Fleshlight) [hypothetical] | |
| 1:31:20 An article that Gavin made Joel read about a guy that shaved his ass hair (butt hair) and a fart got trapped between his butt cheeks (ass cheeks, guy farted, trapped fart) | |
| 1:32:39~1:34:13 Burnie: Would you rather post a nude photo of yourself or make your search history publicly available? [hypothetical] | |
| #304 at 1:18:29~1:20:15 Burnie: would you rather go without pants/underwear for a month or have your mother read out samples from 3 months of your Google search history [hypothetical], Michael's mom won't give a shit (followed by how Michael talks to his mother, Michael's mother, until ~1:21:10) | |
| RTP ##246 | |
| 2:38 The trouble with spoilercasts (spoiler casts) [after the Doctor Who spoilercast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fxUTfKvOhI] | |
| #251 at 1:23:13~1:23:43 | |
| #358 at 11:14~13:23 Burnie doesn't like it when people say "person X doesn't get it" because that person has different opinions on the show than the commenter (that's discussed on a spoilercast, "you must be stupid if you didn't like it") | |
| 4:24 Bodysurfing, Body surfing | |
| 7:13~9:30 Is The U.K. on the same latitude as The U.S.? (geography) [science] | |
| 12:27~22:00 Burnie and trilogies (why is everything a trilogy?, the second installation is always an incomplete story) | |
| #249 at 30:42 People replying to Burnie about that conversation | |
| 21:26 Gavin and the weird ending of Halo 2 for him (the enemy fell, Halo 2 ending went wrong for him, final boss battle) | |
| 27:54~29:05 (RTAA) voice commands etiquette, talking to Siri, dictating | |
| #456 at 1:03:09 Burnie and Cib (Alexa in Burnie's car) | |
| 30:44 Gavin and cockerel/rooster (cock is the short version, Gavin is right) | |
| 33:07 They hired guys to be in Halo costumes and girls surrounded them but after taking the costumes off the girls ignored them (they take the costume off, guys in Halo costumes, without their costumes) | |
| ~50:28 Trying to fill the vials for 23andMe (with spit, spitting limit, trying to spit a lot, spitting into a vial) | |
| 1:12:13~1:13:40 You're not the same person when you're sleeping as when you're awake (you're a different person when you sleep), the sleeping version of Gavin is less lazy (Gavin is too lazy to get up and pee but in his dream he gets up and pees in a loop) | |
| 1:31:55-1:32:56 Nowadays when you use a period in texts it's a sign of aggression. | |
| #469 at 47:48 Burnie got in trouble for using a period at the end of a sentence. | |
| #491 (near the end of the segment of 55:12~57:20) | |
| #686 at 1:03:26 also about the period | |
| #469 at 48:38-50:10/51:38-53:05 In Britain people put an X at the end of texts as kisses, if they don't it means they're pissed/angry/serious ("x", put Xs, the amount of x's is also important) | |
| 1:34:40 James Franco & Seth Rogen's parody of Kanye & Kim's music video (Bound 2) | |
| RTP ##247 | |
| 2:04/3:45 Picture of Gus/photo of Gus standing at a corner where there's no wind | |
| 14:42 Thanksgiving and Hanukkah were on the same day, Christmas/Thanksgiving and Hanukkah are drifting apart | |
| 16:55-18:05 Hypothetical lighting of the menorah through an app during Hanukkah (Barbara FaceTimed with her family in Canada) | |
| ~18:06 Amazon drones / 22:50 Drones delivering pizza, Domino's | |
| 28:50 Fishing from space (extreme fishing) [science] | |
| 49:15 Black Friday is stupid | |
| #354 after 47:19 | |
| #485 Post Show at 5:26 | |
| 58:02 Coin wallet/Coin credit card (compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKIc4CfPwo) | |
| #286 at 15:47 | |
| #288 at 1:28:37 | |
| #326 at 15:20 | |
| #327 at 1:41:15 | |
| #331 at 7:16 | |
| #333 at 1:03:06~1:05:20 | |
| #338 Post Show at 4:53~7:00 | |
| #345 at 7:17 Gavin finally got his and it doesn't work | |
| #346 at 29:26~30:20 Still doesn't work | |
| #350 at 48:36 (back in time when they still liked it) | |
| #358 at 39:41-41:58 | |
| 1:05:14 Gus returned to a restaurant and they told him that they didn't charge his credit card at his last visit with Esther's family (Gus' credit card wasn't charged), the waiter recognized Gus from the Barenaked Ladies music video. | |
| 1:14:43 Would you want to know when you'll die? (the date you'll die on, what day you will die, find out how much you have to live) [hypothetical] | |
| (until ~1:18:00 Paul Walker's accident/death) | |
| 1:18:08 Kanye West's book | |
| 1:19:20 R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet | |
| #340 at 1:22:01 Gus lent his DVD of it to Geoff and he hasn't returned in in 11 years (Gus gave Geoff, Geoff borrowed, Geoff didn't return) | |
| 1:27:09-1:28:00 Barbara is confrontational when needed/Barbara is good at diffusing situations/Barbara is straightforward (Barbara doesn't mind telling people..) | |
| #343 at 1:08:12-1:09:46 | |
| #404 at (42:56) 43:25 Burnie talks about Barbara being upfront with guys who hit on her (Barbara is upfront) | |
| #408 at 43:14-44:47/ 47:18 | |
| #458 at 1:32:02~1:33:15 | |
| #581 around 40:30 Barbara doesn't mind telling people to be quiet/watch things with headphones (people that play videos on full volume) | |
| #582 at 1:18:54 Barbara's neighbor and their barking dog (Barbara felt anxious after asking them to keep their dog quiet), also mentioning the time she told kids next to the pool to play/make noise somewhere else (mentioned before) | |
| #586 at 1:14:35 Barbara wonders how she should act- Barbara's neighbor let their dogs pee on fake grass on their patio and it smells (1:19:12 Gavin suggests that he will go talk to the neighbor on her behalf) | |
| #295 at 1:30:30-1:31:17 (Arryn) A drunk guy at a bar stepped between Barbara and Arryn while they were talking to each other and was rude to them and Arryn yelled at him | |
| 1:28:47-1:30:19/1:32:30-1:33:50 Peeing in the shower (argument) | |
| (#145 at 53:40-53:52 Gus pees in the pool) | |
| (#645 at (1:11:44) 1:12:08 Gus shames Jon for peeing in the pool, Jon calculated the percent of 1 pee in a pool) | |
| (#225 at 1:47:05 Peeing in the river / #236 at 4:51) | |
| #249 at 33:58-34:44 | |
| #346 at 1:18:15-1:19:07 | |
| #432 at 1:12:10-1:13:11 | |
| #434 at 1:01:57 | |
| #440 at 1:10:35-1:11:03, live poll of the audience | |
| https://roosterteeth.com/watch/rt-extras-2019-rtp-sdcc at 0:45 (brief) | |
| #565 at 39:42~42:20 (+wasting water?/letting the water wash over you without any rush) | |
| #589 at 1:14:21 [(Gavin referencing 1:12:46) Cleaning your butthole in the shower, peeing in the shower, around 1:17:00 Barbara challenges Gavin and Gus to pee in the shower at least once] | |
| #610 at 18:24 Barbara about getting into a bath and needing to pee (Gus says she cinditioned her body to want to pee when showering) / 20:19 The results of the "pee in the shower" challenge to Gus/Gavin | |
| 1:31:42 Gavin and Geoff's Roomba fight (#1 on Reddit) | |
| RTP ##248 | |
| 2:00 Dan's mother used to shut his router off | |
| 3:28 Argument, warfighters/warriors, firefighters/firemen | |
| 11:36 Argument, origin of the term WiFi, HiFi/wireless fidelity | |
| 16:43-19:05 Measuring the girth of your penis with the cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll (penis girth, cardboard roll) | |
| (#248) 25:19-25:52 Burnie tests the theory on the Shari's Berries and Barbara cracks up (also, Gus says 'if you don't know what to get your grandmother, fuck it, get her some strawberries') | |
| #249 at 1:31:57-1:33:52 | |
| 23:02-23:48 The argument at the start of RT Recap Animated was improvised and the first take | |
| 53:53/57:39 Gavin is on the Peter Kay standup DVD (also Jimmy Carr and Stephen Merchant) | |
| #268 at 56:00 Jimmy Carr (brief) | |
| 1:04:44~1:08:30 Video of a guy that survived a shipwreck in a pocket of air underwater (air pocket/air bubble, under a flipped boat, guy got rescues, that survived for 2 days) | |
| 1:10:49-1:11:34/1:13:15-1:14:33 Cat brain scan | |
| 1:24:51 the ratio of men and women in China, more men than women (more males than females) | |
| #317 at 48:39~50:50 | |
| #356 at (1:25:00~1:26:00) 1:27:37-1:30:22 Living in a place that has significantly more men than women (girls have multiple boyfriends, what's the ratio where it becomes ok to have multiple boyfriends, 1:29:49 Barbara: "If you close your eyes it all feels the same" [quote]) | |
| (1:30:05~1:35:00 conversation about Superman and Man Of Steel) | |
| RTP ##249 | |
| 1:21 Cellphone prank videos (a guy pretends to be on his cellphone while listening on the cellphone conversation of someone next to him and replying to what they're saying, and other phone pranks, and more about pranks videos/prank videos until ~5:30) | |
| #268 at 23:33/28:54 more about pranking videos (harassing people on the street) | |
| 17:43~20:00 People in Korea livestream themselves eating (eating livestreams/food livestreams, while they eat) | |
| 20:37~23:30 The Slow Mo Guys in the Youtube Rewind | |
| 27:35 Gavin's complaints about The Hobbit: part of the barrels scene was filmed with a GoPro and another scene with choppy framerate | |
| 1:01:25 Burnie: "You know what? I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what" | |
| ~1:25:18 Assholes that agree with you/that back you up/that come to your defense/that defend you (when you comment on something and other people agree with what you're saying but add horrible comments and now you're lumped with them, people that agree) | |
| #265 at 1:32:50-1:33:16 | |
| 1:26:51-1:27:20 Blaine was naked in an RT short right after he was hired and so was Barbara | |
| 1:33:53 What gets defined as "of pimps"? Barbara's hair and jacket combination is like the Tower Of Pimps | |
| RTP ##250 | |
| 3:39 Gus is angry because of a woman that was on the phone while standing in line ordering food and not giving her full attention to the food ordering. (slow woman ordering food, woman on the phone/woman on her phone, woman talking on the phone while ordering food) | |
| 12:16-16:09 A guy took someone else's dog because the dog was outside and it was freezing (it was cold outside, took a dog/stole a dog/took someone's dog, missing dog) | |
| 24:04 Cemetery for the old Reveilles mascots/previous dogs mascots, the cemetery has a view of the scoreboard / 26:11 Gavin and making a superdog from the bones of dead dogs (super-dog, big dog, giant dog) | |
| 27:33~30:30 Cat attacked a woman in the snow, cat took down a woman, a video of a cat takes down a woman | |
| (after 34:10 Happy Burnie clapping his hands because Gus is angry about Apple, Burnie claps, Burnie is clapping with a smile on his face and a beanie hat) (Gus rants about Apple) | |
| 41:10 Talking about their inboxes/mailboxes (email, people that have all their email still in the inbox) | |
| #318 at 1:31:39 (their different systems for dealing with their inboxes, lowkey argument Burnie/Gavin, Burnie's inbox is his To Do list) | |
| 45:57 Gus rants about his Facebook friends' posts (Facebook posts about only one thing, people with only one kind of update) | |
| 47:14 Explain this to a caveman (RTAA, muting Twitter accounts) (compilation https://youtu.be/wgZ9vQXVcgU?t=268) (explain to) | |
| (Ones in parentheses don't develop into a lengthy explanation/conversation) | |
| #256 at 7:15 Fan-created Twitter accounts for stuff like Joe The Cat/Gavin's nose/Jack's beard (fake Twitter accounts) | |
| (#302 at ~1:01:52 Burnie's annoyance with stickers) [cheap stickers rant: #267 at 1:04:33-1:05:22 + #302 at 1:00:13-1:01:15] | |
| #304 at 6:04-6:38 Flying 5,000 miles to talk about dicks in front of thousands of people | |
| #310 between 33:13-38:30 Gavin's new segment TETTAC (Try Explaining That To A Caveman), explaining that there's a new unicorn emoji (Gus vs. the way that emoji looks, +58:30 drawing of Gus), would cavemen get the poop emoji? | |
| #310 at 40:23 Treadmill | |
| #311 at 1:22:59~1:25:10 Community manager, banning people | |
| (#317 at 1:19:46 RvB, Gavin: "It's a sitcom" [wait...]) | |
| (#330 at 1:10:49 crossing the ocean/traveling internationally 6 times in one month) | |
| (#356 at 4:15/5:34 Burnie's controller problems) | |
| (#356 at 1:26:00/1:27:15 canned air) | |
| (#356 Post Show at 14:36 A Japanese show where a contestant had to throw a frozen pizza into a microwave from one apartment building to another, from a balcony) | |
| (#359 at 1:44:52 Klout) | |
| #365 at 1:02:13-1:02:29 (context at 1:00:08) Paying for a promoted tweet so you would get more followers | |
| #369 at 1:03:57 Burnie locating his iPhone with his Apple Watch | |
| #370 at 1:09:34~1:11:20 Spoilers | |
| (#402 Post Show at ~7:04~8:00 It takes Gavin 15 seconds to scroll down to Settings on Xbox past the notifications/messages) | |
| #434 at 48:48~50:05 Trash compactor (+Burnie's trash compactor doesn't do anything, it just pushes the trash down a bit) | |
| #601 at ~1:03:54 (Barbara got too many bananas delivered), Gavin: “your magic button made too many bananas appear” | |
| (#616 at (35:44) 36:47 Getting a bad version of a food through delivery (Gus got a bag of shredded lettuce that was brown and wilted)) | |
| (#680 at ~40:48 NFTs/Blockchain) | |
| 50:38~53:15 Burnie vs. Tweets about costumer service issues/publicly shaming a company on Twitter | |
| 1:02:54 Gus vs. quotes, fake quotes, Gus hates quotes | |
| #346 at 44:58~46:00 Mis-attributed quotes (last week tonight) | |
| 1:04:35 Gavin and the girlfriend that told him that he should treat her like a princess (treat me like a princess, he replied "to an extend" and she hung up the phone) | |
| 1:13:55 Gus quit his job/Gus left his job because "I feel like I should", Gus said he shouldn't be at one job for more than 2 years (switching jobs every 2 years) | |
| 1:14:55~1:17:00/1:30:11 Duck Dynasty interview (anti-gay/homophobic) | |
| 1:23:14 Jackie Coogan/Coogan Act (child star/child actor, Charlie Chaplin's The Kid, Addams Family's Uncle Fester) | |
| 1:26:47 A drunk rich teen killed 4 people n a car accident and got off charges, affluenza (didn't learn responsibility because he comes from a wealthy family) | |
| 1:29:02 A comment on a forum got a person in jail, "you're crazy"- "oh yeah right I'm so crazy I'm going to blow up a school" (forum comment) | |
| RTP ##251 | |
| ~0:40~7:00 a fan masturbated behind a dumpster after a podcast (fan peed in an alley/masturbated in an alley after peeing and getting horny, masturbating after peeing) Reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tj3or/what_is_your_greatest_im_not_proud_of_myself/ce8kz8k/ | |
| 7:06~8:30 Gavin: guys get turned on more while taking a shit than while peeing because of the prostate | |
| 22:00/25:34 Them not wanting to know that writers don't know what will happen with the story/characters in advanced (that writer don't have a master plan for the story and are basically improvising when they write) | |
| 27:12 Burnie made everybody record their dying dialog for RvB so he could write the characters off if needed. (RvB characters/main characters, record their deaths/recorded their deaths, RvB deaths) | |
| 29:54-32:12/33:33-35:48 What is Wales?, is Wales seen as a separate country from England? Wales has sheep/Wales is sheep (Barbara almost does a spittake) (argument) | |
| 48:49~49:30/52:08~54:40 Argument, Gus' electric tankless water heater, Burnie says it can't work/can't really heat the amount of water for a shower, "grey square" (in-line waterheater/boiler, grey box) | |
| #356 at 15:31-18:43 2 years ago Gus' water heater broke, how is it tankless?, grey box magic, Burnie doesn't buy that it works, is there a kettle that does the same thing? (instant boiling) | |
| (between 1:06:27-1:10:30, talking about it and preparing for it) 1:11:18-1:12:08 Barbara's tying her hair with a water bottle | |
| 1:15:49 Video of a TSA agent caught a kid that fell off a table (kid fell/child fell, caught in midair) (Burnie "crosses his fingers" that he would walk pass a burning building so he could catch a baby and save its life, burning baby) | |
| 1:20:50~1:23:00 Japanese beer with an owl on it that looks like the owl from Clash Of The Titans (Bobo?/Bubo, trying to remember the name of the owl, metal owl, robot owl, mechanical owl), Buck Roger's robot Twiki | |
| 1:25:23 Gus' old TV screen on his lap (HD TV/HDTV, Gus' old screen) | |
| (long conversation talking about different cables, scart, different connections/different connectors) | |
| #316 at ~1:09:00~1:12:00 | |
| #331 at ~1:18:32 Brandon is mad about cables/about new cables that come out with every new hardware because it means that he has to add to his stash of cables that he keeps locked. argument (people keep taking Brandon's cable) (Gus is trying to do an ad read) | |
| 1:32:50 Gavin's douchebag problem/first world problem- Gavin has 2 Xboxes and they both turn on when he says "Xbox on" (Burnie has a similar problem) | |
| RTP ##252 | |
| (They try to start the podcast by turning their heads to the camera, turn their heads) | |
| (Kara wanted them all to have fauxhawks, fake mohawks, tried to convince them that Burnie said that everybody should do that) | |
| 24:47-27:27 Burnie complains about parking meters (after he talks about ones he likes) (also- Gus' money making idea if he ever becomes homeless, sitting next to parking meters and giving people change, ~26:30) | |
| 35:07 People that say that we aren't in the future yet because they don't have jetpacks yet (or flying cars/hoverboards), glossing over all of the amazing devices that we hold in our hands that give us access to all the world's knowledge | |
| 36:52~40:20 Michael Bay's keynote about curved TVs that didn't go well | |
| 43:50 Burnie made people at the company take improv classes, thought about making them do 5 minutes of standup | |
| #388 at 44:55~47:00 | |
| #473 at 49:07~53:00 | |
| #497 at 37:59 Improv classes, standup / 43:25 Burnie's attempt at standup (Kinda Funny Live 2) | |
| (#507 around the end - doing improv comedy) | |
| 44:47 CollegeHumor, Prank War - Streeter Bombs http://www.collegehumor.com/video/1054490/prank-war-streeter-bombs, doing standup in front of an audience that was told not to laugh (standup prank, more CollegeHumor pranks, prank videos) | |
| 48:42~1:01:00/1:04:29 New Year's resolutions for each other (Gavin's resolution for himself is to get a driver's license, Gus needs to go outside more/outdoor activity with other people/take care of his health, Gus needs to be less narcissistic, Jack needs to shave more/break his routines, Burnie needs to get better at responding to emails/more impulsive/write a new RT short) | |
| 1:06:01 Gavin/Burnie miscommunication about The Matrix (Keanu Reeves' body hair removal for a scene, what is the actual Matrix in the movie, the pods) | |
| 1:11:39 A stray dog walked into Jack and Caiti's house (into Jack's house) | |
| 1:13:11 Walk a dog/jog a dog/take a stray dog for a walk, walking stray dogs/walking a stray dog (Burnie: Well homeless people need baths but I'm not going to help with that) | |
| 1:15:25 Burnie's New Year's party (Burnie's party/Burnie's house party, Michael and Lindsay stayed for a long time), Burnie is bad at Twitter, Burnie made a joke on Twitter and people kept asking for details, Burnie said he kicked Gus and Esther out (that he had to kick Gus and Esther out) | |
| #229 at 1:15:37 Old beers in Burnie's house parties/at Burnie's house party, formed a rust ring under the bottle cap (Burnie gave Gus an old rusty beer, ring of rust) | |
| #317 at 3:44~5:20 (+Jack brought old beer to the river) | |
| #498 at 29:35 | |
| #575 at 13:23 | |
| #410 at 52:06~54:00 Burnie's New Year's Eve party (people drank all the Champagne, drank a lot) | |
| #412 at 8:10 | |
| #422 at ~3:57~6:20/12:33-17:31/36:12~37:25 Get-together at Burnie's house, Burnie got drunk/drunk Burnie (includes: who was invited to and at what time, Burnie skinned his knee, pepperoni eating contest with Meg, Meg lied about how many she ate to make Burnie eat more, Ashley gave Gavin head rubs/headrubs (+1:34:24), Gavin tried to spit a grape into Blaine's mouth in an arc) | |
| 1:18:41~1:19:50 Gavin's brother "George", more people know him by his fake name (Gavin says his real name is Johnny) | |
| 1:22:33 They went gokarting (Gavin sneezed at one of the turns) | |
| #255 at 1:24:43 more about them gokarting | |
| 1:29:39 Blaine in AHWU https://youtu.be/JHy6BfFU2Rw?t=407 (lads action news, Blaine's shirt pop open, shirt buttons) | |
| #282 at 55:05 | |
| 1:31:00 AHWU intros (plane refueling and others) | |
| 1:33:58 Tower Of Pimp shirt in an Australian show (Ja'mie: Private School Girl) | |
| 1:35:44 Gus is wrong about how planes take off (what makes a plane take off/what makes planes fly/how planes work, taking off from a treadmill, do planes need traction?/planes don't need wheels?, how does a plane/how do planes/how a plane flies/how a plane takes off/plane works) [science] | |
| #304 at ~11:30~12:20 What would happen if a plane landed on a treadmill [science] | |
| #315 at 45:13-46:16/46:41~48:00 (Sally, +making a plane move with a massive fan) | |
| #381 at 1:40:32 Sally's retraction about wheels and ice | |
| RTP ##253 | |
| 1:04 Blaine farted before the podcast and killed the mood | |
| #282 at 44:00-45:00 ^Blaine farted before a podcast, Blaine farted as a joke next to Gus in a meeting about coming up with a name for The Know | |
| #361 Post Show at 9:58 also about Blaine farting on Gus (RTAA) | |
| #366 at 6:41 | |
| #359 at 48:30/50:38 Blaine farts on the podcast because of Chipotle (Blaine keeps farting) | |
| #386 at 3:03/~30:20 Blaine farts | |
| 1:47 Does farting in front of each other comes before or after saying I Love You (fart before or after I Love You), more about farting near your significant other (fart in front..), farting standing up then sitting down and accidentally breathing your own fart (fart bubble) | |
| 11:33~19:00 The movie Her (the film Her) | |
| #340 at 45:03/45:40 a scene from Her where the wrinkles on his forehead makes it look like a face | |
| 21:07 9/8 year-old kid was dropped off a the convention and stayed at the RT booth all day (kid at a convention, kid at Comic Con) | |
| 22:09~24:00 Is Wolverine circumcised? (the foreskin would grow back because he regenerates), what about a female version of Wolverine? Would her hymen grow back? (female Wolverine, also about a character from True Blood), 54:28 Wolverine's poo, does Wolverine need to eat/can Wolverine starve to death [science] | |
| #254 at 1:12-3:10 cont. hymen conversation (how does a hymen work, does it break or does it move? [science]) | |
| 30:02~31:00 Burnie says that Michael can talk for a long time about anything, giving Michael a mic and telling him to go on stage and he'll have no problem filling an hour (Michael's ability to talk, Michael could talk/Michael can speak/Michael could speak) | |
| #482 at ~15:16 Michael's face when he stops talking and let's you talk (Michael's resting face) | |
| #573 at 1:01:52 Geoff doesn't talk much after work, Michael doesn't shut up (Geoff is silent at home, Michael talks nonstop, Michael remembers all the details from conversations/etc., Michael has a photographic memory) | |
| 32:57-36:32 Michael/Gavin and "The Baby" (Michael's container with a spigot for riot punch, tea container/thermos, Michael made tea, hot tea melted The Baby , plastic container) (Gavin burps from laughing) | |
| 36:33 Jon took a cup straight from the dishwasher and put cold water in it and the cup exploded in Jon's hand | |
| ~48:09 Argument, Gavin posted photos on Facebook and Gus saw them all because he was tagged in one of them and it appeared on his feed (Gus' feed, Facebook feed, Gavin posted pictures with Meg, Gavin's Facebook, Gavin uploaded) | |
| 49:46 Burnie poops in the lobby bathroom/the hotel lobby/Burnie poops in a different bathroom in his house, Burnie poops in a specific bathroom in his house that far away from the bedroom (Burnie uses the bathroom.., hotel bathroom) | |
| #277 at 1:21:36~1:22:40 | |
| #314 at 7:00 (+second floor bathroom) | |
| 1:01:53 (brief topics) (names of food) Cotton candy/candy floss/fairy floss, sprinkles/hundreds and thousands, bread with butter and sprinkles (Australia, fairy bread), string cheese/cheese sticks, eating Oreos, ~1:10:15 Frosties/Frosted Flakes, 1:11:29 uproars from changes to breakfast cereals names | |
| 1:04:33-1:06:04 Gavin's friends, Gavin's friend used to chew cookies and keep them in his mouth until they became liquid, Gavin's friends used to pour milk into a bag of chips and eat it, Gavin used to play a game with his friends called "eat the raisins" on a trampoline | |
| #427 Post Show at 6:22 Becca and her brother used to play on a trampoline where one of them would lie under it while the other one jumped, Becca used to pretend she fell from the trampoline/young Becca used to play dead so that her brother would find her like that | |
| 1:06:22-1:08:55 Knockoff brands/knock-off brands, knockoff oreos, knockoff bandaids/bandages/knockoff cereal, generic cereal/generic breakfast cereal/knockoff mascots (off-brands/offbrands/knockoffs) | |
| 1:12:06 Coke/New Coke (Coke conspiracy, move from sugar to high fructose corn syrup) | |
| 1:13:36/1:18:30 Plane landed at the wrong airport | |
| 1:15:26 If you built a runway could you confiscate a plane that lands on it? (if you own the runway) [hypothetical] | |
| 1:19:40 Gavin chose his seat for the flight back while on the flight to, through an app. (best seat on the plane, flight app, choosing seats on a plane, selecting seats, Gavin selected his seat) | |
| #359 at 56:22/59:09 Barbara's flight with Qantas (Quantas), Barbara tried to choose her seat (Seat Guru) but it wouldn't stick because she flew American Airlines and she needs to select it on their website (Barbara screamed at the lady on the phone) | |
| 1:26:16 Burnie's schoolmates inseminated cows during high school | |
| 1:30:11 Burnie's dog and his rawhide bone | |
| 1:32:18 Michael's mis-hap with Lindsay's lightbulb/Lindsay's candle (Lindsay's scented candle, hot wax on Michael's hand, Michael thew it all on the walls and the carpet, scented warmer/scented wax warmer, Michael used a blowdryer to get the wax off with paper towels, Michael set off the fire alarm/smoke detectors) | |
| 1:35:50 Could a human survive inside of a whale? [science] (in a whale's stomach, from Gavin Or Google) | |
| 1:39:16 They haven't encountered a blue whale which is the biggest animal that ever lived. Would Gus want to go see one or eat one first? | |
| RTP ##254 | |
| 3:20~7:00 Candy Crush's trademark on the word Candy | |
| 12:39~14:00 People were building a miniature version of the U.T. tower and a guy drove his truck onto the lawn to wreck it and his truck stalled and they kicked the shit out of him (UT tower, celebrating the Texas/OU football game, his car stalled) | |
| 14:03~16:00 In Burnie's fraternity there was a guy got really drunk at a party and jumped from the roof into a fountain and people got in trouble/got sued and everything after that became stricter (keg party) | |
| #393 at 1:36:07-1:38:05 | |
| 19:44 Gavin doesn't know if his memories from childhood are his or of other people that told him stories about themselves (childhood memories) | |
| ~24:00 Pavlov's dogs | |
| 31:54-32:27/33:05~33:25 Action figure of Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget (McDonald's Happy Meal toy) | |
| 39:09 Burnie showed Gangnam Style to people at the company as if he just discovered it ("look at this video it's really funny") | |
| 41:43 Matt can blow out a match from across the room/at arm's length (keywords: blowing a match out/blowing out a match, blowing out a candle, blow out a candle, blow a candle out) | |
| #449 at 52:33 Matt tries on the podcast / Post Show at 4:54 Ashley tries and succeeds | |
| ~55:40~59:00 Being John Malkovich, beer can thrown at John, half-floor | |
| 58:56~1:03:30 Street numberings confusion (Austin streets), half-streets (38.5..), First Street confusion (1st street), 1:00:13 Burnie: in Atlanta Georgie everything is Peachtree (Peachtree streets, peachtree film festival, peachtree theater), 1:00:41 confusion about parts of streets (south at the start of a street name, north street/west street/east street/south street) (slaughter street/"south laughter"), everything is in relation to congress (Austin geography) | |
| #375 at 51:06 more about Street numberings and Austin streets (+when Gus moved to Austin he hung a map on his wall to remember where he's already been and how to get there) | |
| 1:09:42 Gavin about people that swarmed an open vending machine that was just got stacked (at Gavin's school) | |
| 1:11:27 Chinese woman stabbed 26 times at a mall, a guy throw water bottles on the stabber | |
| 1:13:55 (brief) Barbara had a week of self-defense lessons in high school | |
| #338 at 36:01 also+what to do in taxi rides | |
| #496 at 1:35:01 her self-defense tips | |
| 1:18:17 Who likes Margarita pizza at the office? (pizza toppings) | |
| 1:20:02~1:21:40/1:22:45 Gus went to a restaurant and saw that a couple that parked next to him left their dome lights on so he let them know, and weeks later when he drove with Gavin next to Jack's car they saw that Jack left his dome lights on but he didn't want to tell Jack because "it'll be a funny story on the podcast" ("I hope his battery dies", car lights, car headlights) | |
| #255 at 1:30:16 | |
| 1:23:31-1:24:15/1:24:46 Gus pranked Burnie with the seat warmer in Burnie's truck | |
| 1:24:15 Burnie used to mess with his friends in high school by putting their cars into neutral while they're stopped during drives. | |
| 1:25:04-1:25:33 Gus' picture on the wall behind him, "to my biggest fan" (in Gus' office, autographed photo of himself, signed photo/signed picture, Gus hung a.., Gus signed/Gus autographed) | |
| #255 at 22:35 | |
| 1:25:48 Gavin and the most morally wrong art, immoral art, connect the dots between kids he had in different cities (Gavin's kids, Gavin's children, connecting the dots between their places of birth) | |
| RTP ##255 | |
| 14:54 Fire alarm at the office (smoke alarm) | |
| 17:33 Gavin's Kinect recognized him while he was taking his clothes off | |
| #274 at 1:18:16-1:19:49 (Burnie suggests Gavin create a gamertag for his penis so that Burnie would know when Gavin is naked, for Gavin's penis) | |
| 33:33 Gus learns about Guardians Of The Galaxy/Ant Man (Ant-Man) (funny conversation) | |
| #258 at 1:47:52~1:51:20 | |
| #259 at 1:46:19 (brief) | |
| 53:15 Gus and Esther had the same bag as someone else at the airport who ended up taking their bag, same bag but smaller/same design/same suitcase/same bags/similar bags (someone else took their bag/some else took their suitcase) | |
| (#255) 54:10-54:55 At the airport Barbara had to call out to a guy who grabbed her bag by mistake (he had the same bag/same bags/similar bags, grabbed Barbara's bag, took Barbara's bag) after getting out of the plane | |
| #379 at 53:37 Someone took Gavin's bag and Gavin took it back (the guy yelled when he thought Gavin was taking his bag) | |
| - 1:00:26-1:00:55 Young Gus stapled his finger to find out "what a paper feels like when you staple it" | |
| #384 at ~50:15~51:30 Young Gus used to eat paper when he was a kid (Gus ate paper) (Gavin's friend ate a bookmark) | |
| 1:06:41-1:06:56 Gus gets a message from Blaine: "Reminder: You're by bestest friend, Gus. Blaine." (Blaine sent Gus a message) | |
| #259 at 1:00:05~1:01:50 Blaine's underwear is under Burnie's chair ("Tell Burnie to check under his chair"/under the chair) (another reminder from Blaine) | |
| #366 at 7:40~8:17 Blaine recounts ^ | |
| ~1:15:00 Papers Please | |
| 1:27:57 Gavin's memory card got destroyed during a Slow Mo Guys shoot, "blew the data off the SD card" (GoPro memory card, camera memory card) | |
| ~1:34:02 Esther threw a snowball at Benjamin and started laughing maniacally (Gus' dog) | |
| RTP ##256 | |
| 2:48 AH's Superbowl predictions come true (superbowl, football prediction) | |
| 15:21 Burnie rants about roads to the Austin airport/construction in Austin (building a bridge for more than a year and a half, Burnie rants about construction/things being under construction, Burnie rants about Austin) (from a conversation about hosting the Superbowl in Austin, hosting a sporting event, until ~20:30) | |
| #263 at ~4:43-5:07 rant about Austin airport being under construction | |
| #442 at 12:40 Gus rants about the parking garage at the Austin airport | |
| #452 at 1:20:09 Big Ben will be under construction for 4 years, argument / 1:23:11 Argument about things being under construction all of the time in Austin (roads, airports, airport construction argument, airport door) [RTAA] | |
| Burnie's Vlog - https://roosterteeth.com/watch/burnie-vlog-2017-new-york-dojo | |
| #458 at 1:18:58-1:22:40 No progress on the door / Gus was added to a mailing list about the construction, guitar-shaped bus station at the airport | |
| #528 at 28:01 Geoff about things in Austin that are under construction | |
| ~17:05 Red Skins/Yid Army |
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