Describe song via code.

bohemianRhapsody

try 
{
    Assert(Life.Real);
    Assert(Life.Fantasy);
}
catch(LandSlideException ex)
{
     #region Reality
     while(true)
     {
         character.Eyes.ForEach(eye => eye.Open().Orient(Direction.Sky).See(););
         self.Wealth = null;
         self.Sex = Sex.Male;

         if(self.ComeDifficulty == Difficulty.Easy && self.GoDifficulty == Difficulty.Easy && self.High < 0.1 && self.Low < 0.1)
         {
             self.Sympathies.Clear();

             switch(wind.Direction)
             {
                 case Direction.North:
                 case Direction.East:
                 case Direction.South:
                 case Direction.West:
                 default:
                 piano.Play();
                 break;
             }
         }
     }
     #endregion
}