Deal with it (Linux terminal edition)

deal

#!/bin/sh

# Detect terminal width
columns=$(stty -a <`tty` | grep -Po '(?<=columns )\d+')

if test $columns -lt 90
then
   echo Your console should be larger than 90 chars width.
   exit
fi

BLANK="\n"
GLASS="      /sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssso\n ·····hNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMMNddmMMdddNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmddNMMdddMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM\n/MMMMM:            ·MMMMMs  +MM-  dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM+  sMM·  NMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM\n·:::::·             ::/MMmhho::yhh/::mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/::::+MMmhh+::hhh::+MMMMMMMMMMMo::\n                      ·ssdMMh++sss+++sssNMMMMMMMMMMmhh·    .ssdMMy++NMMo+sMMMMMMMMhss-  \n                         +MMMMM-  dMM-  dMMMMMMMMMMo          sMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/     \n                          ··oMMNNNMMMNNNMMMMMMMMo··            ···················      \n                            .///////////////////.                                       \n"
TEXT="    _____  ______          _       __          _______ _______ _    _   _____ _______ \n   |  __ \|  ____|   /\   | |      \ \        / /_   _|__   __| |  | | |_   _|__   __|\n   | |  | | |__     /  \  | |       \ \  /\  / /  | |    | |  | |__| |   | |    | |   \n   | |  | |  __|   / /\ \ | |        \ \/  \/ /   | |    | |  |  __  |   | |    | |   \n   | |__| | |____ / ____ \| |____     \  /\  /   _| |_   | |  | |  | |  _| |_   | |   \n   |_____/|______/_/    \_\______|     \/  \/   |_____|  |_|  |_|  |_| |_____|  |_|   \n"

# Cursor OFF
echo "\033[?25l";

# Move glasses
for i in `seq 1 8`
do
   clear
   for j in `seq 1 $i`
   do
      echo "$BLANK";
   done
   echo "$GLASS";
   sleep 0.4
done

sleep 1
echo "$TEXT"
echo "$BLANK"

# Cursor ON
echo "\033[?25h";

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