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Rules of the Obsessive-Compulsive Sociopath
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Rules of the Obsessive-Compulsive Sociopath | |
If anything can go wrong, FIX IT! | |
When given a choice, take both! | |
Multiple projects lead to multiple successes. | |
Start at the top and work your way up. | |
Do it by the Book — but be the author! | |
When forced to compromise, ask for more. | |
If you can’t beat them, join them, then beat them. | |
If it’s worth doing, it’s got to be done RIGHT NOW. | |
If you can’t win, change the rules. | |
If you can’t change the rules, ignore them. | |
Perfection is not optional. | |
When faced without a challenge, make one! | |
“No” simply means begin again, one level higher. | |
Don’t walk when you can run. | |
When in doubt, THINK! | |
Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing. | |
The squeaky wheel gets replaced. | |
The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live. |
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