Mark1626/Quotes.txt

## Quotes.txt
- I'm fairly convinced the main difference between a senior dev and a junior dev is the senior knows how to hide the evidence.
- A monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors
- x86 has way too many instructions
- Psst, it's :q
- Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
- When you stare into Void, i3 stares back into you
- He never lost heart, and never looked back. He marched in one direction, and that direction was dead ahead.
- Non Visum Vindere
- You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
- Eyes are Useless when the Mind is Blind
- life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it
- Expect the Unexpected
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
- To live and let live
- 無
- 僧問：狗子還有佛性也無？ 師云：無。
- 仏に逢えば仏を殺せ
- 逢佛殺佛
- In whatever way you identify with Me, in the same way do I carry out your wishes
- Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
- Pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate
- What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence
- Know thyself
- Don't ask a question you know the answer to
- Don't ask a question you don't want to know the answer to
- Don't ask a question you don't want to be asked
- MYSQL Server 5.5.45 secretly runs two parallel databases for people who say 'S-Q-L' and 'SEQUEL'
- Turns out Cloud is just other people's computers.
- An attacker can execute malicious code on their own machine and no one can stop them
- At the cafe on third street, the post-it note with the WiFi password is visible from the sidewalk
- Programs are meant to be read by humans and only incidentally for computers to execute
- Apps ate the world, the web ate apps, and JavaScript ate the web.
- All things betray thee, who betrayest Me.
- Naught shelters thee, who wilt not shelter Me.
- Sambhavame Yuge Yuge
- The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding
- Denial is the reason for suffering
- May you do good and not evil
- May you find forgiveness for yourself and forgive others
- May you share freely, never taking more than you give
- Denial is the darkest when you live in a hole
- I'm not your sin
- I will not subject myself to selected predictable choices
- I will not worship empty shells
- I will not celebrate mediocrity
- I will not listen to worthless noices
- Live, live, live, life
- We are so demanding when we want the truth
- I saw it as something that people did when they wanted to… I don’t know, I always thought of it as fun.
- Used WebAssembly today. I'll probably grow a beard and an ugly sweater until tomorrow.
- Using ancient programming languages for fun and profit.
- I liked NoSQL better when it was still named COBOL.
- Syntax highlighting. Because colors.
- The opposite of 'interesting' is 'colorful'.
- It is a dark world where all you have are functions, and all you can do is apply them to each other.
- De omnibus dubitandum
- Recognise untruth as a condition of life
- How could anything originate out of it's opposite?
- O sancta simplicitiatas
	- I'm fairly convinced the main difference between a senior dev and a junior dev is the senior knows how to hide the evidence.
	- A monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors
	- x86 has way too many instructions
	- Psst, it's :q
	- Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
	- When you stare into Void, i3 stares back into you
	- He never lost heart, and never looked back. He marched in one direction, and that direction was dead ahead.
	- Non Visum Vindere
	- You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
	- Eyes are Useless when the Mind is Blind
	- life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it
	- Expect the Unexpected
	- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
	- To live and let live
	- 無
	- 僧問：狗子還有佛性也無？師云：無。
	- 仏に逢えば仏を殺せ
	- 逢佛殺佛
	- In whatever way you identify with Me, in the same way do I carry out your wishes
	- Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
	- Pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate
	- What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence
	- Know thyself
	- Don't ask a question you know the answer to
	- Don't ask a question you don't want to know the answer to
	- Don't ask a question you don't want to be asked
	- MYSQL Server 5.5.45 secretly runs two parallel databases for people who say 'S-Q-L' and 'SEQUEL'
	- Turns out Cloud is just other people's computers.
	- An attacker can execute malicious code on their own machine and no one can stop them
	- At the cafe on third street, the post-it note with the WiFi password is visible from the sidewalk
	- Programs are meant to be read by humans and only incidentally for computers to execute
	- Apps ate the world, the web ate apps, and JavaScript ate the web.
	- All things betray thee, who betrayest Me.
	- Naught shelters thee, who wilt not shelter Me.
	- Sambhavame Yuge Yuge
	- The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding
	- Denial is the reason for suffering
	- May you do good and not evil
	- May you find forgiveness for yourself and forgive others
	- May you share freely, never taking more than you give
	- Denial is the darkest when you live in a hole
	- I'm not your sin
	- I will not subject myself to selected predictable choices
	- I will not worship empty shells
	- I will not celebrate mediocrity
	- I will not listen to worthless noices
	- Live, live, live, life
	- We are so demanding when we want the truth
	- I saw it as something that people did when they wanted to… I don’t know, I always thought of it as fun.
	- Used WebAssembly today. I'll probably grow a beard and an ugly sweater until tomorrow.
	- Using ancient programming languages for fun and profit.
	- I liked NoSQL better when it was still named COBOL.
	- Syntax highlighting. Because colors.
	- The opposite of 'interesting' is 'colorful'.
	- It is a dark world where all you have are functions, and all you can do is apply them to each other.
	- De omnibus dubitandum
	- Recognise untruth as a condition of life
	- How could anything originate out of it's opposite?
	- O sancta simplicitiatas