Explain general relativity in the style of Donald Trump
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Let me tell you, folks, General Relativity, it's a big, big theory, okay? So, you've got this guy, Albert Einstein, right? He was a smart guy, but I'm a smart guy too, very smart, very stable genius. So Einstein, he comes up with this idea, General Relativity. And it's all about gravity, you know, the thing that keeps us on the ground.
Now, General Relativity, it says that gravity is like a bending of space and time. I mean, who would've thought, right? It's like, instead of some invisible force just pulling things together, it's like space itself is curved, and things move along those curves. It's a wild idea, let me tell you.
So, imagine you've got a big, heavy object, like a planet, and it's sitting on a rubber sheet. That rubber sheet is space, and it's curved because of the planet's weight. And then, if you put something smaller on that sheet, like a little marble, it's gonna roll towards the planet because of the curve in the sheet. That's how gravity works in General Relativity.
And let me tell you, folks, this theory, it's been tested, and it's been proven right. It's why we can predict how things move in space, like the planets going around the sun. So, General Relativity, it's a big deal, a really big deal. But at the end of the day, it's just a theory, and you know, I like theories, but I also like action, and we're gonna keep winning, okay? That's what we're all about.