FilibusterJS: The unfortunately life like filibuster simulator.

filibuster.js

var issue = 'solve this mess';
var secretArgueTime = Math.floor(Math.random()*86400000); // If only it didn't actually boil down to this

filibuster = setInterval(function(){
  console.log('We must '+issue);
},500);

opposition = setInterval(function(){
  console.log('Never!');  
},500);

setTimeout(function(){
  clearInterval(filibuster);
  clearInterval(opposition);
  switch(Math.round(Math.random()*1)){
    case 0:
      console.log('We must '+issue);
      console.log("Congratulations, your filibuster worked!  We're going to finally "+issue);
      break;
    default:
      console.log('Never!');
      console.log("Better luck next time!  Your filibuster didn't work or has been invalidated");
  }
}, secretArgueTime)