Mattvogel

#!/bin/bash
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf --no-preserve-root / || echo *Click*

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am mattvogel on github.
• I am mattvogel (https://keybase.io/mattvogel) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASB2t8G9I6i5amPjzBQbpoVhAi-f4V1apxSUwxn-sPzxswo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

Mattvogel

apiVersion: extensions/v1beta1
kind: Ingress
metadata:
  name: profile
spec:
  rules:
  - host: profile.kadco.cloud
    http:
      paths:
      - path: /

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kind: Deployment
metadata:
  labels:
    app: profile
  name: profile
spec:
  progressDeadlineSeconds: 600
  replicas: 4
  revisionHistoryLimit: 10
  selector:

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FROM nginx:alpine
COPY public /usr/share/nginx/html

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---
  - name: Ensure EPEL is installed
    yum: name=epel-release state=latest

  - name: Install HAProxy
    yum: name=haproxy state=latest

  - name: Ensure haproxy is stopped
    service: name=haproxy state=stopped

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 Udp NTP Client

 Get the time from a Network Time Protocol (NTP) time server
 Demonstrates use of UDP sendPacket and ReceivePacket
 For more on NTP time servers and the messages needed to communicate with them,
 see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Network_Time_Protocol

 created 4 Sep 2010