TimeDiff For Humans

comment.php

<?php

use Carbon\Carbon;

class Comment extends Eloquent {
  protected $guarded = array();
  protected $softDelete = true;

  public static $rules = array();

  public static function publish($token)
  {
    $comment = self::withTrashed()->where('token', $token)->first();
    if($comment)
    {
      $comment->restore();
      $comment->published_at = new Carbon();
      return $comment->save();
    } else {
      return false;
    }
  }

  public function scopePublished($query)
  {
    return $query->whereNotNull('published_at');
  }

  public function getDates()
  {
    return array('created_at', 'updated_at', 'deleted_at', 'published_at');
  }

  public function getPublishedAttribute()
  {
    $txt = 'app.timediff.';

    $isNow = true;
    $other = Carbon::now();

    $delta = abs($other->diffInSeconds($this->created_at));

    // 30 days per month, 365 days per year... good enough!!
    $divs = array(
       'second' => Carbon::SECONDS_PER_MINUTE,
       'minute' => Carbon::MINUTES_PER_HOUR,
       'hour'   => Carbon::HOURS_PER_DAY,
       'day'    => 30,
       'month'  => Carbon::MONTHS_PER_YEAR
    );

    $unit = 'year';

    foreach ($divs as $divUnit => $divValue) {
       if ($delta < $divValue) {
          $unit = $divUnit;
          break;
       }

       $delta = floor($delta / $divValue);
    }

    if ($delta == 0) {
       $delta = 1;
    }

    $txt .= $unit;

    return Lang::choice($txt, $delta, compact('delta'));
  }
}

de.php

<?php
return array(
  'timediff' => array(
    'second' => 'Es gibt :delta Sekunde|Es gibt :delta Sekundes',
    'minute' => 'Es gibt :delta Minute|Es gibt :delta Minutes',
    'hour'   => 'Vor :delta Stunde|Vor :delta Stundes',
    'day'    => '{1} Gestern|{2} Vorgestern|[3,Inf] Vor :delta Tagen',
    'month'  => '[1,Inf] Vor :delta Monat',
    'year'   => 'Vor :delta Jahr|Es geben :delta an Jahr',
  ),
);

en.php

<?php
return array(
  'timediff' => array(
    'second' => ':delta second ago|:delta seconds ago',
    'minute' => ':delta minute ago|:delta minutes ago',
    'hour'   => ':delta hour ago|:delta hours ago',
    'day'    => '{1} Yesterday|{2} Two days ago|[3,Inf] :delta days ago',
    'month'  => '{1} :delta month ago|[2,Inf] :delta month ago',
    'year'   => ':delta year ago|:delta years ago',
  ),
);

fr.php

<?php
return array(
  'timediff' => array(
    'second' => 'Il y a :delta seconde|Il y a :delta secondes',
    'minute' => 'Il y a :delta minute|Il y a :delta minutes',
    'hour'   => 'Il y a :delta heure|Il y a :delta heures',
    'day'    => '{1} Hier|{2} Avant-hier|[3,Inf] Il y a :delta jours',
    'month'  => '[1,Inf] Il y a :delta mois',
    'year'   => 'Il y a :delta an|Il y a :delta ans',
  ),
);

es.php

<?php
     return array(
        'timediff' => array(
             'second' => 'Hace :delta segundo|Hace :delta segundos',
             'minute' => 'Hace :delta minuto|Hace :delta minutos',
             'hour' => 'Hace :delta hora|Hace :delta horas',
             'day' => '{1} Ayer|{2} Antes de ayer|[3,Inf] Hace :delta días',
             'month' => 'Hace :delta mes|Hace :delta meses',
             'year' => 'Hace :delta año|Hace :delta años',
       ),
);

fi.php

    'second' => ':delta sekunti sitten|:delta sekuntia sitten',
    'minute' => ':delta minuutti sitten|:delta minuuttia sitten',
    'hour'   => ':delta tunti sitten|:delta tuntia sitten',
    'day'    => '{1} Eilen|{2} Toissa päivänä|[3,Inf] :delta päivää sitten',
    'month'  => '{1} Kuukausi sitten|[2,Inf] :delta kuukautta sitten',
    'year'   => 'Vuosi sitten|:delta vuotta sitten',