Qualia (python port of nyan-sandwich's code: http://lesswrong.com/lw/ehz/the_rawexperience_dogma_dissolving_the_qualia/7fpe)

qualia.py

qualia = ("red", "blue", "cold", "pleasure")
memory_associations = { "red":      ("anger", "hot")
                      , "blue":     ("cold", "calm")
                      , "pleasure": ("hot", "good")
                      , "cold":     ("blue", "calm")
                      }

def experience_qualia(in_qual):
  for q in qualia:
    if in_qual == q:
      print "my experience of %s is the same as %s" % (in_qual, q)
    else:
      print "%s and %s feel different" % (q, in_qual)
  print
  print "furthermore, the feeling of %s seems connected to %s" % (in_qual,
          " and ".join(memory_associations[in_qual]))
  print "I have no way of reducing these experiences, therefore I exist outside physics"

def main():
  experience_qualia("red")
  print
  experience_qualia("blue")

if __name__ == "__main__":
  main()