so this is a "novel", comprised of 165 short stories.

titles.txt

THE TALE OF MORGAN AND HER ADVENTURES
THE PIG FINLEY AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
THE TALE OF BAITOGOGO THE PROUD AND HIS ADVENTURES
A CERTAIN KAYLEE THE DRAMATIC AND WHAT SHE DID
ARMANI AND ANTHONY
THE NARRATIVE OF METHODICAL ELLIOT AND RIVER THE BEMOAN
KAMRYN AND BENJAMIN THE INDEFATIGABLE
RACHEL AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
CAMERON THE BRIGHT AND THE OVERCOMING OF OAKLEY
THE STORY OF NATHAN AND HIS ADVENTURES
JOAN OF ARC AND THE SCOURING OF ANGEL
JAYDEN THE FAIL AND CHRISTIAN THE EARNEST
EMERY AND THE EXTIRPATION OF GROTESQUE TAYLOR
MAKAYLA AND THE HUMANOID-PRIMARY-SUB-LIGHT THEORY
THE TALE OF DOWDY LENNON AND HER ADVENTURES
THE SPIRIT OF 1776 AND WELL-DEVELOPED JACOB
THE NARRATIVE OF REAGAN AND HIS ADVENTURES
RYLEE AND THE REMOVAL OF EDEN
KENDALL AND ETHAN
BAITOGOGO AND THE SCOURING OF SYDNEY
REAGAN THE PUNCTUAL AND ROTTEN NOAH
HUNTER THE CANDID AND THE TROUNCING OF TIAMAT
A CERTAIN SOPHISTICATED JULIA AND WHAT SHE DID
THE DEMON APATHETIC JAFFAR AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
KAYDEN OF SIBERIA
A CERTAIN TAYLOR AND WHAT HE DID
LENNON THE MISSHAPEN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
CAMERON AND THE OVERCOMING OF TAYLOR
THE RABBIT CHLOE THE FRIGHTFUL AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
DAKOTA AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
THE STORY OF FERVENT HOLLY SHIFTWELL AND HER ADVENTURES
A CERTAIN DELICATE KATHERINE AND WHAT SHE DID
HARPER THE CALLOUS AND CHARLIE
THE STORY OF JAMES THE TALENTED AND HIS ADVENTURES
WARMHEARTED ZION AND VICTORIA
SYDNEY AND SKYLAR
THE TALE OF JAMIE THE SAD AND HIS ADVENTURES
BLAKE AND THE HUMANOID-STATIC-STATIC PARAMETER
A CERTAIN ALEXANDRA THE STABLE AND WHAT SHE DID
JORDYN AND THE INFINITE-PRIMARY-HUMANOID-LINEAR HULL INTEGRITY
THE NARRATIVE OF HARLEY AND SAWYER
THE JACKAL EMERY AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
SYDNEY AND THE EXTIRPATION OF DAMAGE TYLER, MARLEY THE UNWILLING, ALLISON, LEAN ANDREW, ALEXIS, MILAN, NOAH, THE SPIRIT OF 1776 THE DISTANT, OBJECTIONABLE MICAH, CHRISTOPHER THE GROSS, DISMAL CHLOE, CAMRYN THE SHARP, APPALLING HARLEY, PAT, AND THE EASTER BUNNY
THE NARRATIVE OF EDEN AND HIS ADVENTURES
LOGAN THE FASTIDIOUS AND THE TROUNCING OF BENEATH ANGEL
THE ADVENTURES OF VICTORIA OF FINLAND
ELLA AND TYRION LANNISTER THE FEROCIOUS
CHRIS AND THE DYNAMIC SHIELD
JASMINE AND THE SPIRIT OF 1776
THE TALE OF KAYDEN AND PETTY VICTORIA
THE TALE OF BRAVE LILY AND HER ADVENTURES
EDEN THE UPSET AND MORGAN
ASSERTIVE RYLAN OF RUSSIA
SAWYER AND ELLIOT
THE SQUIRREL JOLLY GREEN GIANT AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
THE STORY OF ARDENT ETHAN AND HIS ADVENTURES
TATUM AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
THE STORY OF OUTGOING AMARI AND HIS ADVENTURES
THE STORY OF EMERY AND HARPER
JONATHAN AND KENDALL
TEAGAN AND THE EXTIRPATION OF JUSTICE
THE STORY OF JESSIE AND THE SQUIRREL HARLEY
REASSURING SAWYER AND ARIEL
JENNIFER AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
THE TALE OF DISRUPTIVE CASEY AND HIS ADVENTURES
ZEALOUS CHARLIE AND ELLIOTT
THE TALE OF CAMERON AND HER ADVENTURES
THE NARRATIVE OF MICAH THE OLD-FASHIONED AND THE EASTER BUNNY
THE ADVENTURES OF JOLLY GREEN GIANT OF CHELYABINSK OBLAST
THE TALE OF THE SPIRIT OF 1776 THE SAD AND LYRIC
THE STORY OF EMERY THE ENTHUSIASTIC AND HIS ADVENTURES
REESE AND THE MAGIC ACCORDION
JORDYN OF EAST GERMANY
MIA AND YELL SAVANNAH
THE GRIFFIN GROSS LYRIC AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
KAMRYN AND THE ELECTRON-SUB-SPACE-QUANTUM-LINEAR RUPTURE
HARLEY THE BENEATH AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
KAYLA THE CHILDISH OF RUSSIA
ARIEL AND THE ELECTRON-PHASE PARTICLE
QUINN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
SYDNEY THE SCARE AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
PARKER AND KAYDEN THE JUNKY
THE NARRATIVE OF ELLIOT AND HER ADVENTURES
A CERTAIN CASEY AND WHAT HE DID
PHOENIX AND THE PNEUMATIC PARTICLE
THE NARRATIVE OF THE EASTER BUNNY AND HER ADVENTURES
TATUM OF ORANGE COUNTY
THE STORY OF LENNON THE PROFICIENT AND HIS ADVENTURES
CHRIS AND THE ELIMINATION OF ROCKY EDEN, BENJAMIN, AND CARTER
A CERTAIN KAYDEN THE PUNCTUAL AND WHAT SHE DID
A CERTAIN MIA AND WHAT SHE DID
THE NARRATIVE OF AMARI THE INJURIOUS AND HIS ADVENTURES
ALEXIS THE INCONSISTENT AND ELFIN MILAN
THE NARRATIVE OF CAMRYN THE DEEP AND THE HARPY JAYDEN THE DRAMATIC
ELLIOTT OF LITHUANIA
KAYLEE AND THE EXTIRPATION OF ELLIOTT
THE NARRATIVE OF RYLAN AND HER ADVENTURES
THE HAWK HARPER AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
A CERTAIN LYRIC AND WHAT HE DID
RYAN AND JAFFAR
SAWYER AND MESSY EMERY
THE ADVENTURES OF ARMANI OF PRUSSIA
ZION THE SOBBING AND SULKY MILAN
THE STORY OF GENEROUS RYLAN AND HER ADVENTURES
A CERTAIN QUINN THE HYSTERICAL AND WHAT SHE DID IN LITHUANIA
LESLIE AND NEVER MICAH
A CERTAIN LONDON AND WHAT SHE DID
JOSEPH THE LAZY AND THE EXTIRPATION OF UNHAPPY DAKOTA
THE EAGLE MORGAN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
THE NARRATIVE OF NATALIE AND HER ADVENTURES
A CERTAIN JOLLY GREEN GIANT THE BEAUTIFUL AND WHAT HE DID
THE NARRATIVE OF RACHEL AND JOSEPH
THE SQUIRREL WOEFUL OAKLEY AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
THE BEAR MORGAN THE BROKEN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
THE STORY OF IMPETUOUS REESE AND HER ADVENTURES
CASEY OF MIDDLE EARTH
REESE AND THE #SWAG
A CERTAIN ARMANI AND WHAT HE DID
THE STORY OF DAKOTA THE PETULANT AND THE JACKAL MICAH
IMPRESSIONABLE SYDNEY AND THE TROUNCING OF AVERY, NATHAN, ETHAN, HAILEY, AND ZERO DALLAS
INVENTIVE JOLLY GREEN GIANT AND THE ELIMINATION OF SAGE
AVERY THE DRUNK AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
THE TALE OF RYAN AND SIDNEY
THE TALE OF PARKER THE PEEVISH AND HER ADVENTURES
MORONIC AMARI OF YAMALO-NENETS AUTONOMOUS OKRUG
THE ADVENTURES OF EMORY THE REPUGNANT OF THE MONASTIC STATE OF THE TEUTONIC KNIGHTS
THE TALE OF JUSTICE AND THE SWARM OF ANTS MARLEY
REASSURING MICAH AND THE DEFEAT OF JONATHAN
QUINN AND ETHAN
THE NARRATIVE OF DILIGENT SIDNEY AND UNGUARDED JONATHAN
CORDIAL MICAH AND THE SCOURING OF PAT, MOTIVATED SKYLAR, SEVERE CAMERON, AND HAYDEN THE CONTRARY
NASTY EDEN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
ELLIOTT THE RELIABLE OF STAVROPOL KRAI
REESE AND CAMRYN THE GRIMACE
KAYLA AND KAYDEN
THE ADVENTURES OF RYAN THE GRAVE OF RUSSIA
FABULOUS KENDALL OF YAMALO-NENETS AUTONOMOUS OKRUG
A CERTAIN SAWYER THE INEXPERIENCED AND WHAT SHE DID IN SIBERIA
THE NARRATIVE OF PROFICIENT RYAN AND BRIENNE OF TARTH THE UNSTABLE
LOGAN THE INDEPENDENT OF YAMALO-NENETS AUTONOMOUS OKRUG
DAKOTA THE BALANCED AND SAWYER
A CERTAIN BRIENNE OF TARTH THE HYPERCRITICAL AND WHAT SHE DID IN EAST GERMANY
THE TALE OF CARTER AND FINLEY
A CERTAIN QUINN AND WHAT HE DID IN NIZHNY NOVGOROD OBLAST
ANNA AND ANTHONY THE LOGICAL
DAKOTA AND RORY
A CERTAIN JAFFAR THE FLASHY AND WHAT HE DID
JOHN AND THE DISMISSAL OF LOGAN
THE ADVENTURES OF JONATHAN OF EAST GERMANY
REESE THE RIDICULOUS AND THE EXTIRPATION OF HOLLY SHIFTWELL
JAMIE AND CARTER
CARELESS RORY AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
ARMANI THE BENEFICENT AND HAYDEN
THE NARRATIVE OF ANGEL THE SLOW AND HER ADVENTURES
THE ADVENTURES OF MARLEY OF YAMALO-NENETS AUTONOMOUS OKRUG
UNDERMINING WILLIAM AND MIA
CHRIS THE NOISY OF FINLAND
CHRIS AND THE MAGIC ACCORDION
THE ADVENTURES OF AGILE HAYDEN OF MIDDLE EARTH
VICTORIA AND MILAN THE GROGGY
TATUM AND DAINTY CAMRYN

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THE TALE OF MORGAN AND HER ADVENTURES

Leninsk-Kuznetsky played host to a volcanic individual, River in the
middle of the night.

Volcanic River attempted to deceive victim.

Just on the verge of Leninsk-Kuznetsky in the province of Stavropol
Krai, there was a decayed mansion where Morgan lived.

Morgan unwittingly helped Volcanic River.

River caused a sudden disappearance.

"Nooo," muttered River to nobody in particular.

Morgan left decayed mansion to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Morgan was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Morgan responded to this test.

Sidney the Powerful bumped into Morgan. "Welcome, Sidney the Powerful"
mused Morgan.

"Well, look who this is, it's Morgan" replied Sidney the Powerful.

"Well, you certainly are ridiculous," remarked Morgan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Sidney the Powerful. "But it's been said that
I'm also powerful!"

"Here," said Sidney, "you'll need this," and gave Morgan the Love-lorn
the Temporal-External-Positron-Dynamic Core.

"What's this?" asked Morgan the Love-lorn.

"What does it look like?" replied Sidney. "It's a special, magical
Temporal-External-Positron-Dynamic Core."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Morgan thankfully.

Morgan the Love-lorn set out for her decayed mansion.

So Morgan the Love-lorn went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually she reached Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

And Morgan the Love-lorn cut the feet off from Sobbing Harley and
placed him on a stump by the roadside. and they placed him in a
coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible
flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it. God did it to
rebuke Harley for his decayment.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE PIG FINLEY AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

In a certain grass hut lived Skylar.

After breakfast, there came into the region of Dubna a very coarse pig
known as Awful Finley.

Awful Finley mused that Rory the Dainty, TIAMAT, Kendall, and Dallas
could be forced into a marriage of convenience.

Skylar remembered the Alternate-Multi-phase Particle he had been given
before. Skylar manipulated the Alternate-Multi-phase Particle to
defeat Finley.

Awful Finley was struck down by the hand of Skylar. The body was left
in the possession of Skylar, who scraped together the pieces and
burned them in the stove.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



THE TALE OF BAITOGOGO THE PROUD AND HIS ADVENTURES

Once upon a time, in the distant country of Orange County, Baitogogo
lived in a grass hut within a days walk of East Lansing.

Baitogogo lived with Lyric the Restless.

Content Dallas was a friend of Baitogogo.

There came into the region of East Lansing a very horrible person
known as Horrible Pat.

Thanks to the ravages Pat's predations had left on the land, there was
the threat of cannibalism among the relatives of Baitogogo's family.
Lyric the Restless eyed each other hungrily.

Cameron bumped into Baitogogo the Proud. "Greetings, Cameron" mused
Baitogogo the Proud.

"Hello there, Baitogogo the Proud" muttered Cameron.

"Well, you certainly are naive," noted Baitogogo the Proud.

"Yes, I am," conceded Cameron. "But it's been said that I'm also below
average!"

"Here," said Cameron the Naive, "you'll need this," and gave Baitogogo
the Proud the Organic-Auxiliary Theory.

"What's this?" asked Baitogogo.

"What does it look like?" replied Cameron. "It's a special, magical
Organic-Auxiliary Theory."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Baitogogo the Proud.

Horrible Pat bumped into Baitogogo. "Oh. Horrible Pat" ejected
Baitogogo.

"Oh. Baitogogo" responded Horrible Pat.

"Well, you certainly are spiteful," mused Baitogogo.

"Yes, I am," conceded Horrible Pat. "But it's been said that I'm also
horrible!"

Baitogogo and Pat engaged in battle.

Baitogogo used the Organic-Auxiliary Theory to trounce Pat.

Seeing that Horrible Pat was perfectly enfeebled, Baitogogo snatched
from him his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off his
head. Behind him voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or
he will come to life!" "No," replied Baitogogo the Proud, "a hero's
hand does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow."
Afterwards Baitogogo the Proud heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to
it, burnt Horrible Pat on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to the
wind.

East Lansing played host to a cowardly person, Skyler the Cowardly one
night.

Skyler the Cowardly mused that Lyric the Restless could be forced into
a marriage of convenience.

Baitogogo the Proud bumped into Cameron the Naive again.

"Here," said Cameron, "you'll need this," and gave Baitogogo the Proud
the Magic Accordion.

"What's this?" asked Baitogogo.

"What does it look like?" replied Cameron. "It's a special, magical
Magic Accordion."

Skyler the Cowardly bumped into Baitogogo. "God be with you Skyler the
Cowardly" exclaimed Baitogogo.

"Hail and well met, Baitogogo" retorted Skyler the Cowardly.

"Well, you certainly are cowardly," rumbled Baitogogo.

"Yes, I am," conceded Skyler the Cowardly. "But it's been said that
I'm also artificial!"

Baitogogo and Skyler engaged in battle.

Baitogogo deployed the Magic Accordion to defeat Skyler.

Baitogogo's horse smote Skyler full swing with its hoof, and cracked
his skull, and Baitogogo the Proud made an end of him with a club. and
they placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it
burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared
carry it.

A very idle wolf known as Idle Jaffar came into the region of East
Lansing.

Jaffar threatened to marry Lyric.

Baitogogo the Proud found Cameron again.

"Here," said Cameron the Naive, "you'll need this," and gave Baitogogo
the Proud the pair of Air Jordans.

"What's this?" asked Baitogogo.

"What does it look like?" replied Cameron. "It's a special, magical
pair of Air Jordans."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Baitogogo the Proud thankfully.

Idle Jaffar bumped into Baitogogo the Proud. "Ahoy! Idle Jaffar"
rumbled Baitogogo the Proud.

"Salutations! Baitogogo the Proud" replied Idle Jaffar.

"Well, you certainly are long-winded," mused Baitogogo the Proud.

"Yes, I am," conceded Idle Jaffar. "But it's been said that I'm also
idle!"

Baitogogo and Jaffar engaged in battle.

Baitogogo the Proud deployed the pair of Air Jordans to vanquish
Jaffar.

Jaffar was struck down by the hand of Baitogogo. Baitogogo the Proud
said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!"
the idle wolf sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Seeing that Jaffar was perfectly enfeebled, Baitogogo snatched from
her her keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off her head.
Behind him voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or she
will come to life!" "No," replied Baitogogo, "a hero's hand does not
strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." so Baitogogo
cut her into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods.

Everything worked out for Baitogogo, who became filled with knowledge.
After that he lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and
then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



A CERTAIN KAYLEE THE DRAMATIC AND WHAT SHE DID

In a certain grass hut lived Kaylee.

Kaylee lived with Victoria the Helpful, Amari the Tranquil, Distant
Teagan, Jordan the Idle, Demure Victoria, Awful Finley, Lily the
Hysterical, Logan the Easy-going, Camryn the Reliable, and Angelic
Finley.

Respectful Megan, Chloe the Deferential, Independent Alexandra, Lauren
the Listless, and Sensible Jessie were friends of Kaylee.

Awful Finley went missing.

"Boo hoo?" rumbled Kaylee to nobody in particular.

Milan, a grimace jackal, paid a visit to Madchester.

Suddenly the sky was covered by a black cloud; a terrible storm arose.

Amari, a friend of Kaylee, had lacks in other forms. Tsk tsk. Those
lacks.

Intolerant Quinn bumped into Kaylee. "Ahoy! Intolerant Quinn" noted
Kaylee.

"God be with you Kaylee" responded Intolerant Quinn.

"Well, you certainly are warm," exclaimed Kaylee.

"Yes, I am," conceded Intolerant Quinn. "But it's been said that I'm
also intolerant!"

"Here," said Quinn, "you'll need this," and gave Kaylee the Humanoid
Field.

"What's this?" asked Kaylee the Dramatic.

"What does it look like?" replied Intolerant Quinn. "It's a special,
magical Humanoid Field."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Kaylee the Dramatic.

The problems experienced by Amari, who had lacks in other forms, were
resolved by Kaylee.

Kaylee arrived in Madchester but was unrecognized.

Kaylee was recognized.

Everything worked out for Kaylee, who was made king. Years passed, but
Kaylee still mourned the stinging loss of Finley. After that she lived
long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



ARMANI AND ANTHONY

One night in East Lansing, a very sad spider known as Anthony strode
in.

Anthony attempted to deceive victim.

Close to East Lansing in the province of the Ukraine, there was a
hovel where Delightful Armani lived.

Armani unwittingly helped Anthony the Revenge.

Anthony the Revenge kidnapped Oakley the Good, a friend of Delightful
Armani.

Armani left hovel to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Armani was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Armani responded to this test.

Ethan bumped into Armani. "Well, look who this is, it's Ethan" ejected
Armani.

"God be with you Armani" muttered Ethan.

"Well, you certainly are helpful," remarked Armani.

"Yes, I am," conceded Ethan. "But it's been said that I'm also
self-assured!"

"Here," said Ethan, "you'll need this," and gave Delightful Armani the
Mad Skillz.

"What's this?" asked Armani.

"What does it look like?" replied Ethan the Self-assured. "It's a
special, magical Mad Skillz."

Armani set out for his hovel.

So Delightful Armani went away, and walked and walked, till he came to
the place.

Delightful Armani greeted DEATH, and caught hold of her right little
finger. DEATH the Belligerent tried to shake he off, flying first
about the house and then out of it, but all in vain. At last DEATH the
Belligerent after soaring on high, struck the ground, and fell to
pieces, becoming a fine yellow sand. Delightful Armani cut her into
small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE NARRATIVE OF METHODICAL ELLIOT AND RIVER THE BEMOAN

Around lunchtime in a lonely intersection, a very bemoan person known
as River strode in.

River the Bemoan attempted to deceive victim.

In the distant city-state of Siberia, Elliot lived in a house close to
a lonely intersection.

Elliot unwittingly helped River.

Thanks to the ravages River's predations had left on the land, there
was the threat of cannibalism among the relatives of Elliot's family.
Soulless Mia, Agile Kaylee, Ella the Helpful, Alexandra the Uncertain,
Snobby Brienne of Tarth, Haley, Lauren the Boisterous, Avery, Rachel
the Beneficent, and Jasmine eyed each other hungrily.

Elliot left house to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Elliot was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Elliot responded to this test.

Jacob bumped into Methodical Elliot. "Well, look who this is, it's
Jacob" exclaimed Methodical Elliot.

"Hail and well met, Methodical Elliot" returned Jacob.

"Well, you certainly are lame," said Methodical Elliot.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jacob. "But it's been said that I'm also
pretty!"

"Here," said Lame Jacob, "you'll need this," and gave Elliot the
Organic-Finite-Infinite-Multi-phase Field.

"What's this?" asked Elliot.

"What does it look like?" replied Jacob. "It's a special, magical
Organic-Finite-Infinite-Multi-phase Field."

Elliot set out for his house.

So Methodical Elliot went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually he reached a lonely intersection.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Methodical Elliot fell upon
Leslie, bound her with ropes. Afterwards Methodical Elliot heaped up a
pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Leslie on the pyre, and scattered
her ashes to the wind. God evidently did it to remonstrate Leslie for
her great reptilianness.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



KAMRYN AND BENJAMIN THE INDEFATIGABLE

Benjamin lived in a shack in Leninsk-Kuznetsky in the country
Karachay-Cherkess Republic.

Benjamin lived with Zion the Cooperative, Able Lily, Jordyn the
Cool-headed, Composed Hayden, Leslie the Pleasant, Camryn the Fussy,
Dallas the Drugged, and Sidney the Fiery.

Micah the Jocular, Hunter the Artistic, Beneficent Charlie, Angel the
Level-headed, Rowan the Gentle, Eden the Dramatic, Clean Jennifer, and
Above-average Rowan were known to Benjamin.

A objectionable person known as Kamryn came into the region of
Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

Kamryn attempted to deceive victim.

Benjamin unwittingly helped Sad Kamryn.

Kamryn insinuated that Zion, Able Lily, Jordyn the Cool-headed,
Composed Hayden, Leslie the Pleasant, Camryn, Dallas the Drugged, and
Sidney the Fiery could be forced into a marriage of convenience.

Leslie, a friend of Benjamin the Indefatigable, needed money or means
of existence. Times were tough.

Kamryn bumped into Benjamin the Indefatigable. "Ugh. Its Kamryn" noted
Benjamin the Indefatigable.

"Ugh. Its Benjamin the Indefatigable" retorted Kamryn.

"Well, you certainly are objectionable," mused Benjamin the
Indefatigable.

"Yes, I am," conceded Kamryn. "But it's been said that I'm also sad!"

Benjamin and Kamryn engaged in battle.

Benjamin the Indefatigable remembered the Auxiliary-Finite-Sub-space
Amplitude he had been given before. Benjamin the Indefatigable
deployed the Auxiliary-Finite-Sub-space Amplitude to vanquish Kamryn.

And Benjamin the Indefatigable given a tongue-lashing Kamryn. and
Benjamin cut him into small pieces, which were buried throughout the
woods. Sad Kamryn sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Benjamin the Indefatigable set out for his shack.

So Benjamin the Indefatigable went on walking all night and all next
day. Eventually he reached Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



RACHEL AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

A very frightening individual known as Rachel the Ugly came into the
region of New Haven.

Rachel the Ugly gained information.

Rachel the Ugly attempted to deceive victim.

In a certain shack lived Rory.

Rory the Vulnerable unwittingly helped Rachel the Ugly.

Rachel the Ugly engaged in plundering in ... other forms.

Rory the Vulnerable discovered that Jaylin, a friend of Rory, needed a
wondrous object or two.

No longer willing to sit idly by, Rory set off to do something about
this outrage.

Rachel bumped into Rory. "Oh. Rachel" muttered Rory.

"Well, look who this is: Rory" returned Rachel.

"Well, you certainly are ugly," remarked Rory.

"Yes, I am," conceded Rachel. "But it's been said that I'm also
frightening!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Rory

Rory and Rachel engaged in battle.

Rory remembered the Automatic-Electron-Humanoid-Primary Matrix he had
been given before. Rory the Vulnerable deployed the
Automatic-Electron-Humanoid-Primary Matrix to annoy Rachel.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Rory the Vulnerable fell upon
Rachel, bound her with ropes. The body was left in the possession of
Rory, who scraped together the pieces and burned them in the stove.
God did it to punish Rachel for her great frighteningness.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



CAMERON THE BRIGHT AND THE OVERCOMING OF OAKLEY

We like to say that we are wise people, but our old dispute this,
saying: "No, no, we were wiser than you are." But stories tell that
before our grandmothers had learnt anything, and before their
grandmothers were born, near a valley in the province of the Monastic
State of the Teutonic Knights, there was a shed where Cameron lived.

Cameron lived with Pat the Brilliant, Moronic Maria, and
Well-respected Armani.

Amusing Jayden, Fastidious Lauren, and Sophisticated Skylar were known
to Cameron.

In the middle of the night, there came into the region of a valley a
hard pig known as Oakley.

Oakley the Missing attempted to deceive victim.

Cameron the Bright unwittingly helped Oakley.

Oakley engaged in plundering in ... other forms.

Moronic Maria, a friend of Cameron, needed a egg of death or love.
Either would do.

Oakley the Missing bumped into Cameron. "I'll see you in Hell, Oakley
the Missing" said Cameron.

"Well, look who this is: Cameron" volleyed Oakley the Missing.

"Well, you certainly are missing," exclaimed Cameron.

"Yes, I am," conceded Oakley the Missing. "But it's been said that I'm
also hard!"

Cameron and Oakley engaged in battle.

Cameron remembered the External-Dynamic-Automatic Singularity she had
been given before. Cameron used the External-Dynamic-Automatic
Singularity to vanquish Oakley.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Cameron the Bright fell upon
Oakley the Missing, bound her with ropes. Cameron the Bright said,
"Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!" God
evidently did it to punish Oakley the Missing for her misse.

Cameron set out for her shed.

So Cameron went away, and walked and walked, till she came to the
place.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE STORY OF NATHAN AND HIS ADVENTURES

There came into the region of a small village a very zero rabbit known
as Zero Taylor.

After a chat with Hayden, Taylor learned some interesting news.

Zero Taylor attempted to deceive victim.

A certain man was very delightful. Nathan the Mild his name was.

Nathan the Mild unwittingly helped Taylor.

Taylor threw Nathan into the well.

Fortunately he had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Nathan the Mild discovered that Jocular Maria, a friend of Nathan the
Mild, had lacks in other forms.

Nathan chose positive action (just like in all those self-help books).

Zero Taylor bumped into Nathan the Mild. "I'll see you in Hell, Zero
Taylor" muttered Nathan the Mild.

"Well, look who this is: Nathan the Mild" responded Zero Taylor.

"Well, you certainly are zero," mused Nathan the Mild.

"Yes, I am," conceded Zero Taylor. "But it's been said that I'm also
tense!"

Nathan and Taylor engaged in battle.

Nathan the Mild remembered the Finite-Positron Amplitude he had been
given before. Nathan deployed the Finite-Positron Amplitude to annoy
Taylor.

Nathan's horse smote Zero Taylor full swing with its hoof, and cracked
her skull, and Nathan made an end of her with a club. But Nathan said,
"Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!" the
tense rabbit sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



JOAN OF ARC AND THE SCOURING OF ANGEL

Joan of Arc lived in a small house in Zheleznodorozhny in the country
Russia.

Joan of Arc lived with Phoenix the Prejudiced, Indefatigable Destiny,
Logan the Stoic, Sturdy Alexis, Inventive Dallas, Provocative Kamryn,
Rylan the Assertive, Emory the Level-headed, Micah the Awful,
Imperturbable Quinn, and Confused Mia.

Kaylee the Zealous, Kendall the Musical, Joan of Arc the
Sophisticated, Lively Rory, Competent Julia, Sad Parker, and Milan the
Dreary were friends of Joan of Arc.

There came into the region of Zheleznodorozhny a very undermining
individual known as Angel.

Angel attempted to deceive victim.

Boisterous Joan of Arc unwittingly helped Angel.

Joan of Arc's bride was forgotten after Unpleasant Angel cast a spell.

Emory the Level-headed, a friend of Boisterous Joan of Arc, needed a
wondrous object or two. Possibly three. No more than that. Unless they
were collectible.

Angel bumped into Joan of Arc. "Oh, it's you, Angel" noted Joan of
Arc.

"Oh, dear. Joan of Arc" volleyed Angel.

"Well, you certainly are undermining," muttered Joan of Arc.

"Yes, I am," conceded Angel. "But it's been said that I'm also
unpleasant!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Joan of Arc

Joan of Arc and Angel engaged in battle.

Joan of Arc remembered the Singing Telegram she had been given before.
Joan of Arc deployed the Singing Telegram to defeat Angel.

Seeing that Angel was perfectly enfeebled, Boisterous Joan of Arc
snatched from her her keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck
off her head. Behind her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike
again! or she will come to life!" "No," replied Boisterous Joan of
Arc, "a hero's hand does not strike twice, but finishes its work with
a single blow." and that was that.

Joan of Arc set out for her small house.

So Joan of Arc went on walking all night and all next day. Eventually
she reached Zheleznodorozhny.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



JAYDEN THE FAIL AND CHRISTIAN THE EARNEST

A long time ago, in the distant country of Middle Earth, Christian
lived in a shed near Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

Christian lived with Anthony the Judgmental, Artistic Kai, Peyton the
Irascible, Cameron the Suspicious, Guarded Kayden, and Chic Micah.

Noah the Judgmental, Jacob the Churlish, Exacting Jonathan, the Spirit
of 1776 the Clean, and Sulky Harley were friends of Christian.

Sooner or later, the Spirit of 1776 died. It happens to everyone
eventually. It happened to him sooner.

"Oho," said Christian the Earnest to nobody in particular.

There came into the region of Leninsk-Kuznetsky a very fail rabbit
known as Jayden.

While skulking about Leninsk-Kuznetsky, Jayden the Fail overhearded
some gossip about Christian.

Jayden attempted to deceive victim.

Christian unwittingly helped Jayden the Fail.

Christian left shed to find a hammer.

Christian was chased.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Christian fell upon Cameron the
Greedy, bound him with ropes. and that was that.

Christian settled down and married. Years passed, but Christian still
mourned the stinging loss of the Spirit of 1776 the Clean. After that
he lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died
peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



EMERY AND THE EXTIRPATION OF GROTESQUE TAYLOR

We think that we are wise folk, but our old dispute this fact, saying:
"No, no, we were wiser than you are." But stories tell that before our
grandmothers had learnt anything, and before their grandmothers were
born, a certain woman was very bright. Emery her name was.

Emery lived with Jamie the Orderly, Industrious Michael, Emery the
Incompetent, Armani the Quiet, Normal Santa Claus, Modest Kamryn,
TIAMAT the Balanced, Teagan the Clever, Christopher the Lithe, and
David the Groggy.

Pat the Demure, Outspoken Harper, Inactive James, Samuel the
Sentimental, Armani the Peaceful, and Samuel the Efficient were
friends of Emery.

A grave individual known as Grotesque Taylor came into the region of
Madchester.

Grotesque Taylor attempted to deceive victim.

Emery unwittingly helped Taylor.

Grotesque Taylor threw Emery into a small stream.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Armani the Quiet, a friend of Emery, needed a helper or magical agent.

Grotesque Taylor bumped into Emery the Decisive. "Oh, it's you,
Grotesque Taylor" exclaimed Emery the Decisive.

"Oh, hello, Emery the Decisive" volleyed Grotesque Taylor.

"Well, you certainly are grave," noted Emery the Decisive.

"Yes, I am," conceded Grotesque Taylor. "But it's been said that I'm
also grotesque!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Emery the Decisive

Emery and Taylor engaged in battle.

Emery the Decisive remembered the Infinite-External Rift she had been
given before. Emery manipulated the Infinite-External Rift to annoy
Taylor.

Grotesque Taylor was struck down by the hand of Emery the Decisive.
Afterwards Emery heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt
Taylor on the pyre, and scattered her ashes to the wind.

Emery the Decisive set out for her house.

So she went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Madchester.

So Emery the Decisive went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually she reached Madchester.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



MAKAYLA AND THE HUMANOID-PRIMARY-SUB-LIGHT THEORY

Orekhovo-Zuyevo played host to a damage person, Rowan the Damage when
nobody was paying attention.

After a chat with Tatum, Rowan learned some interesting news.

Rowan attempted to deceive victim.

In the distant country of Finland, Makayla lived in a shed just on the
verge of Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

Makayla unwittingly helped Rowan.

Thanks to the ravages Rowan's predations had left on the land, there
was the threat of cannibalism among the relatives of Circumspect
Makayla's family. Emerson, Prudent Charlie, Sensible Rowan, Timid
Skyler, Tatum the Exacting, Responsible Lyric, Kamryn the Restless,
Pat, Morgan, Tatum, Helpful Alexis, and Reagan the Timid eyed each
other hungrily.

Circumspect Makayla discovered that Lazy Morgan, a friend of Makayla,
needed a helper or magical agent.

No longer willing to sit idly by, Circumspect Makayla set off to do
something about this outrage.

Rowan bumped into Circumspect Makayla. "Oh. Rowan" rumbled Circumspect
Makayla.

"Oh. Circumspect Makayla" returned Rowan.

"Well, you certainly are depressed," noted Circumspect Makayla.

"Yes, I am," conceded Rowan. "But it's been said that I'm also
damage!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Circumspect Makayla

Makayla and Rowan engaged in battle.

Circumspect Makayla remembered the Humanoid-Primary-Sub-light Theory
she had been given before. Circumspect Makayla used the
Humanoid-Primary-Sub-light Theory to annoy Rowan.

And Makayla cut the feet off from Rowan and placed her on a stump by
the roadside. The body was left in the possession of Circumspect
Makayla, who scraped together the pieces and burned them in the stove.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE TALE OF DOWDY LENNON AND HER ADVENTURES

Some years before you were born, in the distant country of Siberia,
Dowdy Lennon lived in a house just on the verge of a small village.

Lennon lived with Benjamin the Maternal, Elliot the Nervous, Cheerful
Tyler, Benjamin the Hateful, Inactive DEATH, Dowdy Matthew, Direct
Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, Assertive Pat, Methodical Rowan, Beautiful
Jamie, Smart Elliot, and Flabby Jaylin.

Churlish Sydney was known to Lennon.

Flabby Jaylin went missing.

"Get outta here?" exclaimed Dowdy Lennon.

A small village played host to a tense cloud, Jordyn.

While skulking about a small village, Tense Jordyn overhearded some
gossip about Lennon.

Jordyn attempted to deceive victim.

Dowdy Lennon unwittingly helped Jordyn.

Lennon left house to find a hammer.

Lennon was chased.

Seeing that Jordyn was perfectly enfeebled, Lennon snatched from him
his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off his head. Behind
her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or he will come
to life!" "No," replied Lennon, "a hero's hand does not strike twice,
but finishes its work with a single blow." David was completely burnt
to cinders. Venal David sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Had parking tickets forgiven, Lennon retired to write her memoirs.
Years passed, but Lennon still mourned the stinging loss of Jaylin.
After that she lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and
then died peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE SPIRIT OF 1776 AND WELL-DEVELOPED JACOB

Close to Hobbiton in the province of Stavropol Krai, there was a house
where Jacob lived.

Jacob lived with Sidney the Attentive, Wary Jacob, Level-headed Emery,
Steady Kamryn, Smart Logan, Cooperative Reagan, Sydney the Slight,
John the Affectionate, Kai the Persnickety, Camryn the Dull, Joshua
the Dull, and Plain Jacob.

Andrew the Stupid, Emory the Punctual, Jocular Alexander, and Callous
Dylan were known to Jacob.

When nobody was paying attention in Hobbiton, a slovenly fish known as
the Spirit of 1776 the Adverse strode in.

The Spirit of 1776 attempted to deceive victim.

Well-developed Jacob unwittingly helped the Spirit of 1776 the
Adverse.

The Spirit of 1776 the Adverse insinuated that Sidney, Jacob, Emery,
Kamryn, Smart Logan, Cooperative Reagan, Sydney the Slight, John the
Affectionate, Kai the Persnickety, Camryn, Joshua, and Jacob could be
forced into a marriage of convenience.

Kai the Persnickety, a friend of Well-developed Jacob, had lacks in
other forms. Tsk tsk. Those lacks.

The Spirit of 1776 bumped into Well-developed Jacob. "I'll see you in
Hell, the Spirit of 1776" rumbled Well-developed Jacob.

"Ugh. Its Well-developed Jacob" muttered the Spirit of 1776.

"Well, you certainly are slovenly," mused Well-developed Jacob.

"Yes, I am," conceded the Spirit of 1776. "But it's been said that I'm
also adverse!"

Jacob and the Spirit of 1776 engaged in battle.

Jacob remembered the Magic Accordion he had been given before. Jacob
used the Magic Accordion to annoy the Spirit of 1776.

Well-developed Jacob's horse smote the Spirit of 1776 full swing with
its hoof, and cracked his skull, and Jacob made an end of him with a
club. and that was that. God did it to educate the Spirit of 1776 the
Adverse for his adverseness.

Jacob set out for his house.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Hobbiton.

So Jacob went on walking all night and all next day. Eventually he
reached Hobbiton.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE NARRATIVE OF REAGAN AND HIS ADVENTURES

There was once an old shed that stood in the middle of a deep gloomy a
small village, and in the shed lived Reagan.

Reagan lived with Marley the Demonic, Assertive Charlie, Jordyn the
Old-fashioned, Joan of Arc the Distrustful, Kaylee the Proficient, and
Rylee the Boisterous.

Rowan the Apprehensive and Quirky Maria were friends of Reagan.

There came into the region of a small village a sick person known as
Harley.

Fight Harley attempted to deceive victim.

Reagan the Discerning unwittingly helped Harley.

There was a threat of cannibalism.

Jordyn, a friend of Reagan the Discerning, needed a egg of death or
love. Either would do.

Harley bumped into Reagan. "I'll see you in Hell, Harley" exclaimed
Reagan.

"Oh, hello, Reagan" muttered Harley.

"Well, you certainly are sick," said Reagan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Harley. "But it's been said that I'm also
fight!"

Reagan and Harley engaged in battle.

Reagan the Discerning remembered the Neural-Auxiliary-Finite Plasma he
had been given before. Reagan used the Neural-Auxiliary-Finite Plasma
to vanquish Harley.

Harley was brought to justice by Reagan. Reagan the Discerning cut her
into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods.

Reagan set out for his shed.

So Reagan went away, and walked and walked, till he came to the place.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



RYLEE AND THE REMOVAL OF EDEN

A questionable harpy known as Eden the Questionable came into the
region of a lonely intersection in the middle of the night.

Eden the Questionable gained information.

Eden the Questionable attempted to deceive victim.

Just on the verge of a lonely intersection in the kingdom of
Chelyabinsk Oblast, there was a hovel where Deep Rylee lived.

Rylee unwittingly helped Eden the Questionable.

Eden caused bodily injury, maiming, mutilation. Oh!

Rylee discovered that Harper, a friend of Rylee, needed a wondrous
object or two.

Deep Rylee chose positive action (just like in all those self-help
books).

Eden the Questionable bumped into Rylee. "I'll see you in Hell, Eden
the Questionable" exclaimed Rylee.

"I'll see you in Hell, Rylee" replied Eden the Questionable.

"Well, you certainly are vicious," exclaimed Rylee.

"Yes, I am," conceded Eden the Questionable. "But it's been said that
I'm also questionable!"

Rylee and Eden engaged in battle.

Rylee remembered the #SWAG she had been given before. Deep Rylee used
the #SWAG to defeat Eden.

And Eden the Questionable was hung, drawn, and quartered by Rylee.
that was that.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



KENDALL AND ETHAN

A certain man was very ostentatious. Ostentatious Ethan his name was.

One morning in Krasnogorsk, a spiteful person known as Kendall the
Hurtful strode in.

There was a threat of cannibalism.

Ostentatious Ethan remembered the pair of Air Jordans he had been
given before. Ethan deployed the pair of Air Jordans to annoy Kendall.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Ostentatious Ethan fell upon
Kendall the Hurtful, bound her with ropes. they placed her in a
coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible
flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it. And Kendall
the Hurtful sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



BAITOGOGO AND THE SCOURING OF SYDNEY

A long time ago, Baitogogo lived in a house in a lonely intersection
in the nation Middle Earth.

Baitogogo lived with Sage the Sad, Rachel the Irritating, Apathetic
Sage, Carter the Lethargic, Blunt Lily, Even-tempered Finley, Finley
the Surly, Willing Elliott, Riley the Nosy, Sydney the Quirky, Reese
the Brilliant, and Jessica the Competent.

Proficient Jordyn, Reagan the Love-lorn, Avery the Dull, Natalie the
Intolerant, and Elliott the Crabby were friends of Baitogogo.

A lonely intersection played host to a stinky jackal, Sydney the
Stinky one night.

Sydney attempted to deceive victim.

Conscientious Baitogogo unwittingly helped Sydney.

Baitogogo's bride was forgotten after Sydney the Stinky cast a spell.

Sage the Sad, a friend of Baitogogo, needed a egg of death or love.
Either would do.

Sydney the Stinky bumped into Conscientious Baitogogo. "Ugh. Its
Sydney the Stinky" remarked Conscientious Baitogogo.

"Oh. Conscientious Baitogogo" muttered Sydney the Stinky.

"Well, you certainly are stinky," ejected Conscientious Baitogogo.

"Yes, I am," conceded Sydney the Stinky. "But it's been said that I'm
also moan!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Conscientious Baitogogo

Baitogogo and Sydney engaged in battle.

Baitogogo remembered the Sub-space-Auxiliary Buffer he had been given
before. Conscientious Baitogogo manipulated the Sub-space-Auxiliary
Buffer to trounce Sydney.

Sydney the Stinky was struck down by the hand of Conscientious
Baitogogo. and they placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church,
whereupon it burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those
who dared carry it. And Sydney the Stinky was never seen again.

Conscientious Baitogogo set out for his house.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of a
lonely intersection.

So Conscientious Baitogogo went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually he reached a lonely intersection.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



REAGAN THE PUNCTUAL AND ROTTEN NOAH

A certain woman was very cheerful. Her name was Reagan.

A unsatisfactory snake known as Rotten Noah came into the region of
Madchester.

Thanks to the ravages Rotten Noah's predations had left on the land,
there was the threat of cannibalism among the relatives of Reagan the
Punctual's family. Rylee the Crafty, Lauren, Maria, Destiny,
Respectful Sydney, Jordyn, and Amiable Riley eyed each other hungrily.

Reagan the Punctual remembered the Finite-Primary Core she had been
given before. Reagan the Punctual used the Finite-Primary Core to
annoy Noah.

So Rotten Noah was brought to justice by Reagan the Punctual. The body
was left in the possession of Reagan, who scraped together the pieces
and burned them in the stove.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



HUNTER THE CANDID AND THE TROUNCING OF TIAMAT

Belorechensk played host to a abysmal person, TIAMAT one morning.

TIAMAT gained information.

Abysmal TIAMAT attempted to deceive victim.

In the distant province of the Monastic State of the Teutonic Knights,
Hunter the Candid lived in a grass hut within a days walk of
Belorechensk.

Hunter the Candid unwittingly helped TIAMAT.

The harvest was destroyed by TIAMAT. All in the Monastic State of the
Teutonic Knights began to feel the pangs of hunger.

Hunter the Candid discovered that Jamie, a friend of Hunter the
Candid, needed a bride, a friend, or just somebody to talk to.

Hunter chose positive action (just like in all those self-help books).

TIAMAT bumped into Hunter the Candid. "I'll see you in Hell, TIAMAT"
noted Hunter the Candid.

"Oh, dear. Hunter the Candid" volleyed TIAMAT.

"Well, you certainly are abysmal," muttered Hunter the Candid.

"Yes, I am," conceded TIAMAT. "But it's been said that I'm also
severe!"

Hunter and TIAMAT engaged in battle.

Hunter the Candid remembered the pair of Air Jordans he had been given
before. Hunter the Candid deployed the pair of Air Jordans to trounce
TIAMAT.

Hunter the Candid's horse smote Abysmal TIAMAT full swing with its
hoof, and cracked his skull, and Hunter made an end of him with a
club. so Hunter the Candid cut him into small pieces, which were
buried throughout the woods. Abysmal TIAMAT was never seen again.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



A CERTAIN SOPHISTICATED JULIA AND WHAT SHE DID

After breakfast, there came into the region of Krasnogorsk a
disgusting harpy known as Jessie.

While skulking about Krasnogorsk, Jessie the Disgusting overhearded
some gossip about Julia.

Jessie the Disgusting attempted to deceive victim.

Within a days walk of Krasnogorsk in the nation of Talexico, there was
a small house where Julia lived.

Sophisticated Julia unwittingly helped Jessie the Disgusting.

Thanks to the ravages Jessie the Disgusting's predations had left on
the land, there was the threat of cannibalism among the relatives of
Sophisticated Julia's family. Lennon the Imperturbable eyed each other
hungrily.

Sophisticated Julia discovered that Lennon the Imperturbable, a friend
of Sophisticated Julia, needed a wondrous object or two.

No longer willing to sit idly by, Sophisticated Julia set off to do
something about this outrage.

Jessie the Disgusting bumped into Julia. "Oh, it's you, Jessie the
Disgusting" exclaimed Julia.

"Well, look who this is: Julia" retorted Jessie the Disgusting.

"Well, you certainly are disgusting," said Julia.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jessie the Disgusting. "But it's been said that
I'm also sobbing!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Julia

Julia and Jessie engaged in battle.

Sophisticated Julia remembered the Static-Alternate Singularity she
had been given before. Julia deployed the Static-Alternate Singularity
to annoy Jessie.

So Jessie the Disgusting was given a tongue-lashing by Julia. and they
placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst
into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



THE DEMON APATHETIC JAFFAR AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

I've heard it said that once there was once an old small house that
stood in the middle of a deep gloomy Vyshny Volochyok, and in the
small house lived Short-tempered Reese.

Reese lived with Elfin Anna, Respected Zion, Sassy Teagan, Holly
Shiftwell the Idiotic, Delicate Kaitlyn, Easy-going Carter, Critical
Jayden, Lyric the Saucy, and Casey the Long-winded.

Dull Hayden was a friend of Reese.

Respected Zion unexpectedly died, leaving Reese devastated. It was
done.

"Ay?" muttered Short-tempered Reese.

There came into the region of Vyshny Volochyok a venal demon known as
Apathetic Jaffar.

While skulking about Vyshny Volochyok, Jaffar overhearded some gossip
about Reese.

Apathetic Jaffar attempted to deceive victim.

Reese unwittingly helped Apathetic Jaffar.

Reese left small house to walk the dog.

Reese was chased.

Reese cut the feet off from Unwilling Rowan and placed her on a stump
by the roadside. and Reese cut her into small pieces, which were
buried throughout the woods.

Reese married. It was a good life. Years passed, but Reese still
mourned the stinging loss of Zion. After that she lived long and
happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



KAYDEN OF SIBERIA

In the time when your parents' parents were but small babies, in a
certain stately manor lived Kayden.

Kayden lived with Quinn the Dull, Distraught Tyrion Lannister, William
the Dreary, Great Nicholas, Competent Teagan, Childish Rowan, Fervent
Jordan, Wonderful Riley, and Christian the Grouchy.

Jacob the Distraught, Milan the Prudent, Ariel the Amazing, and
Nicholas the Callous were known to Kayden.

Rowan went missing.

"Snap," remarked Kayden the Serious. "Let us lie down together to
sleep?"

One evening, there came into the region of a valley a very unwilling
individual known as Savannah the Unwilling.

While skulking about a valley, Savannah overhearded some gossip about
Kayden.

Savannah attempted to deceive victim.

Kayden unwittingly helped Savannah.

Kayden left stately manor to cut down the tallest tree in the forest
with a herring.

Kayden was chased.

Kayden brought to justice Wicked Jacob. and Kayden the Serious cut him
into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods.

Kayden married. It was a good life. Years passed, but Kayden still
mourned the stinging loss of Childish Rowan. After that he lived long
and happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



A CERTAIN TAYLOR AND WHAT HE DID

One day, there came into the region of a small village a very deny
person known as Harley the Deny.

Harley the Deny attempted to deceive victim.

There was once an old decayed mansion that stood in the middle of a
deep gloomy a small village, and in the decayed mansion lived Taylor.

Condescending Taylor unwittingly helped Harley the Deny.

Harley declared war on Taylor.

Taylor left decayed mansion to cut down the tallest tree in the forest
with a herring.

Taylor was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Taylor responded to this test.

River the Fiery bumped into Taylor. "Hello, River the Fiery" exclaimed
Taylor.

"Salutations! Taylor" retorted River the Fiery.

"Well, you certainly are friendly," exclaimed Taylor.

"Yes, I am," conceded River the Fiery. "But it's been said that I'm
also fiery!"

"Here," said River the Fiery, "you'll need this," and gave Taylor the
Temporal Buffer.

"What's this?" asked Taylor.

"What does it look like?" replied River. "It's a special, magical
Temporal Buffer."

Taylor set out for his decayed mansion.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of a
small village.

So Condescending Taylor went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually he reached a small village.

Seeing that Harley was perfectly enfeebled, Condescending Taylor
snatched from him his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck
off his head. Behind him voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike
again! or he will come to life!" "No," replied Taylor, "a hero's hand
does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." and
Taylor cut him into small pieces, which were buried throughout the
woods. God evidently did it to remonstrate Alexis the Scare for his
boring.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



LENNON THE MISSHAPEN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

Some years before you were born, Daniel lived in a small house near
Vyshny Volochyok in the province Northern California.

Daniel lived with Nicholas the Tranquil.

Angel the Mercurial, Depressed Ariel, Chris the Experienced, Zion the
Saucy, Distrustful PeeWee Herman, Diligent Leslie, and Armani the
Immature were friends of Daniel.

Depressed Ariel went missing.

"Yeah," exclaimed Daniel.

Vyshny Volochyok played host to a poisonous individual, Lennon the
Misshapen one evening.

Thanks to the ravages Lennon the Misshapen's predations had left on
the land, there was the threat of cannibalism among the relatives of
Cool-headed Daniel's family. Nicholas eyed each other hungrily.

Nicholas the Tranquil, a friend of Cool-headed Daniel, had lacks in
other forms. Tsk tsk. Those lacks.

Sidney bumped into Cool-headed Daniel. "Gods be with you Sidney"
ejected Cool-headed Daniel.

"Hail and well met, Cool-headed Daniel" replied Sidney.

"Well, you certainly are methodical," remarked Cool-headed Daniel.

"Yes, I am," conceded Sidney. "But it's been said that I'm also sour!"

"Here," said Sidney, "you'll need this," and gave Cool-headed Daniel
the Static-Alternate Singularity.

"What's this?" asked Cool-headed Daniel.

"What does it look like?" replied Sour Sidney. "It's a special,
magical Static-Alternate Singularity."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Cool-headed Daniel.

The problems experienced by Nicholas, who had lacks in other forms,
were resolved by Cool-headed Daniel.

Daniel arrived in Vyshny Volochyok but was unrecognized.

Daniel was recognized.

Had parking tickets forgiven, Daniel retired to live in peace. Years
passed, but Daniel still mourned the stinging loss of Ariel. After
that he lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died
peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



CAMERON AND THE OVERCOMING OF TAYLOR

There came into the region of a lonely intersection a very sticky
person known as Taylor.

Taylor the Unsightly gained information.

Taylor the Unsightly attempted to deceive victim.

A certain woman was very average. Cameron her name was.

Cameron unwittingly helped Taylor.

Taylor the Unsightly kidnapped Anthony, a friend of Cameron.

Cameron discovered that Anthony the Evasive needed a wondrous object
or two.

Quirky Cameron chose positive action (just like in all those self-help
books).

Taylor the Unsightly bumped into Quirky Cameron. "Oh, hello, Taylor
the Unsightly" noted Quirky Cameron.

"Oh, dear. Quirky Cameron" retorted Taylor the Unsightly.

"Well, you certainly are unsightly," rumbled Quirky Cameron.

"Yes, I am," conceded Taylor the Unsightly. "But it's been said that
I'm also sticky!"

Cameron and Taylor engaged in battle.

Quirky Cameron remembered the Phase Event horizon she had been given
before. Cameron deployed the Phase Event horizon to trounce Taylor.

Taylor was given a tongue-lashing by Cameron. and Quirky Cameron cut
her into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods. Taylor
was never seen again.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing
stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told
you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Ryan.



THE RABBIT CHLOE THE FRIGHTFUL AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

In the distant nation of East Germany, Hayden lived in a hovel near
Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

There came into the region of Leninsk-Kuznetsky a filthy rabbit known
as Chloe the Frightful.

Chloe forcibly seized Neural Jaylin.

Hayden remembered the Singing Telegram he had been given before.
Hayden used the Singing Telegram to annoy Chloe.

Seeing that Chloe the Frightful was perfectly enfeebled, Nervous
Hayden snatched from her her keen faulchion, and with a single blow
struck off her head. Behind him voices began to cry: "Strike again!
strike again! or she will come to life!" "No," replied Nervous Hayden,
"a hero's hand does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a
single blow." The body was left in the possession of Nervous Hayden,
who scraped together the pieces and burned them in the stove.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is Reese the Plain-speaking.



DAKOTA AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

Dakota the Vicious, a unwieldy individual, paid a visit to a lonely
intersection.

Dakota the Vicious attempted to deceive victim.

Near a lonely intersection in the country of Russia, there was a
decayed mansion where Deft Ethan lived.

Deft Ethan unwittingly helped Dakota.

Imprisonment, detention of Ethan.

Ethan left decayed mansion to walk the dog.

Ethan was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Ethan responded to this test.

Elliott the Ardent bumped into Ethan. "God be with you Elliott the
Ardent" muttered Ethan.

"Nice to meet you Ethan" returned Elliott the Ardent.

"Well, you certainly are dextrous," mused Ethan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Elliott the Ardent. "But it's been said that I'm
also ardent!"

"Here," said Elliott, "you'll need this," and gave Deft Ethan the
#SWAG.

"What's this?" asked Deft Ethan.

"What does it look like?" replied Elliott the Ardent. "It's a special,
magical #SWAG."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Ethan.

Ethan set out for his decayed mansion.

So Deft Ethan went on walking all night and all next day. Eventually
he reached a lonely intersection.

Seeing that Dakota was perfectly enfeebled, Deft Ethan snatched from
him his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off his head.
Behind him voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or he
will come to life!" "No," replied Ethan, "a hero's hand does not
strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." and that was
that.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



THE STORY OF FERVENT HOLLY SHIFTWELL AND HER ADVENTURES

Leninsk-Kuznetsky played host to a unguarded individual, Skylar.

Skylar attempted to deceive victim.

In the distant nation of Middle Earth, Fervent Holly Shiftwell lived
in a shed not far from Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

Holly Shiftwell unwittingly helped Skylar.

Holly Shiftwell's bride was forgotten after Unguarded Skylar cast a
spell.

Holly Shiftwell left shed to cut down the tallest tree in the forest
with a herring.

Holly Shiftwell was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Holly Shiftwell responded to this test.

Megan the Revered bumped into Holly Shiftwell. "Hello there, Megan the
Revered" rumbled Holly Shiftwell.

"Nice to meet you Holly Shiftwell" retorted Megan the Revered.

"Well, you certainly are revered," rumbled Holly Shiftwell.

"Yes, I am," conceded Megan the Revered. "But it's been said that I'm
also thinking!"

"Here," said Megan, "you'll need this," and gave Fervent Holly
Shiftwell the #SWAG.

"What's this?" asked Holly Shiftwell.

"What does it look like?" replied Megan the Revered. "It's a special,
magical #SWAG."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Fervent Holly Shiftwell gratefully.

Fervent Holly Shiftwell set out for her shed.

So she went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

So Fervent Holly Shiftwell went away, and walked and walked, till she
came to the place.

Fervent Holly Shiftwell's horse smote Phoenix full swing with its
hoof, and cracked his skull, and Fervent Holly Shiftwell made an end
of him with a club. and Holly Shiftwell cut him into small pieces,
which were buried throughout the woods. Upset Phoenix was never seen
again.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



A CERTAIN DELICATE KATHERINE AND WHAT SHE DID

Some years before you were born, close to Madchester in the kingdom of
East Germany, there was a hovel where Delicate Katherine lived.

Katherine lived with Demure Sydney, Well-behaved Skylar, Energetic
Ryan, Jennifer the Stupid, Rachel the Responsible, Ryan the Modest,
Kaylee the Chic, Kayla the Well-developed, Eden the Cantankerous,
Dowdy Kaitlyn, and Disruptive Jennifer.

Kamryn the Realistic, Sage the Attentive, Skylar the Clever, Numb
Hailey, Drugged Rory, Popular Rowan, Guarded Teagan, Sullen Pat, Noisy
Payton, and Skylar the Stable were friends of Katherine.

There came into the region of Madchester a hurt jackal known as Hurt
Elliot.

Hurt Elliot attempted to deceive victim.

Katherine unwittingly helped Elliot.

Elliot issued an order to kill. It required proof. THIS WASed CRUEL.

Kaylee the Chic, a friend of Katherine, needed money or means of
existence. Times were tough.

Hurt Elliot bumped into Delicate Katherine. "Well, look who this is:
Hurt Elliot" remarked Delicate Katherine.

"Well, look who this is: Delicate Katherine" retorted Hurt Elliot.

"Well, you certainly are repugnant," remarked Delicate Katherine.

"Yes, I am," conceded Hurt Elliot. "But it's been said that I'm also
hurt!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Delicate Katherine

Katherine and Elliot engaged in battle.

Delicate Katherine remembered the Singing Sword she had been given
before. Delicate Katherine manipulated the Singing Sword to annoy
Elliot.

Delicate Katherine greeted Hurt Elliot, and caught hold of his right
little finger. Elliot tried to shake she off, flying first about the
house and then out of it, but all in vain. At last the repugnant
jackal after soaring on high, struck the ground, and fell to pieces,
becoming a fine yellow sand. Elliot was completely burnt to cinders.

Delicate Katherine set out for her hovel.

So she went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Madchester.

Next day Delicate Katherine set off on her visit to the Madchester.
she walked and walked, for three whole days did she walk, and then she
reached Madchester.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



HARPER THE CALLOUS AND CHARLIE

In the distant province of Nizhny Novgorod Oblast, Harper the Callous
lived in a shack just on the verge of a lonely intersection.

Oakley the Questionable, a questionable individual, paid a visit to a
lonely intersection.

Oakley the Questionable threw Harper the Callous into a local lake.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Harper the Callous remembered the Magic Accordion she had been given
before. Harper the Callous deployed the Magic Accordion to vanquish
Oakley.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Harper the Callous fell upon
Oakley the Questionable, bound her with ropes. they placed her in a
coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible
flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

There came into the region of a lonely intersection a haggard
individual known as Charlie the Haggard.

Charlie the Haggard threw Harper the Callous into a small stream.

Too bad she had never learned to swim.

These things happen. It is unfortunate. There was much wailing in a
lonely intersection.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is Imperturbable Amari.



THE STORY OF JAMES THE TALENTED AND HIS ADVENTURES

Vyshny Volochyok played host to a hurt snake, Hurt Dakota one morning.

Hurt Dakota attempted to deceive victim.

A certain man was very natural. James the Talented his name was.

James unwittingly helped Dakota.

Hurt Dakota made a demand for delivery or enticement, abduction.
Something like that.

James left grass hut to walk the dog.

James was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

James responded to this test.

Emerson bumped into James the Talented. "Gods be with you Emerson"
noted James the Talented.

"Hello, James the Talented" replied Emerson.

"Well, you certainly are candid," rumbled James the Talented.

"Yes, I am," conceded Emerson. "But it's been said that I'm also
quarrelsome!"

"Here," said Emerson, "you'll need this," and gave James the Magic
Accordion.

"What's this?" asked James the Talented.

"What does it look like?" replied Candid Emerson. "It's a special,
magical Magic Accordion."

"Thanks!" said a grateful James gratefully.

James set out for his grass hut.

Next day James the Talented set off on his visit to the Vyshny
Volochyok. he walked and walked, for three whole days did he walk, and
then he reached Vyshny Volochyok.

Hurt Dakota was struck down by the hand of James the Talented. and
that was that.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is Enterprising Sage.



WARMHEARTED ZION AND VICTORIA

There was once an old barn that stood in the middle of a deep gloomy
Volochok, and in the barn lived Warmhearted Zion.

One night, there came into the region of Volochok a unreliable hawk
known as Julia the Icky.

Julia threw Zion into a small stream.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Warmhearted Zion remembered the Positron Plasma she had been given
before. Zion used the Positron Plasma to vanquish Julia.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Warmhearted Zion fell upon Julia
the Icky, bound her with ropes. Afterwards Zion heaped up a pile of
wood, set fire to it, burnt Julia the Icky on the pyre, and scattered
her ashes to the wind. Julia disappeared, and was never seen again.

A unfavorable individual known as Coarse Victoria came into the region
of Volochok in the middle of the night.

Coarse Victoria threw Zion into the well.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Warmhearted Zion used the Positron Plasma to defeat Victoria.

Seeing that Coarse Victoria was perfectly enfeebled, Zion snatched
from her her keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off her
head. Behind her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or
she will come to life!" "No," replied Warmhearted Zion, "a hero's hand
does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." so
that was that.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



SYDNEY AND SKYLAR

A long time ago, there was once an old grass hut that stood in the
middle of a deep gloomy a valley, and in the grass hut lived Tranquil
Sydney.

Sydney lived with Kendall the Blue.

Able PeeWee Herman and Armani the Snazzy were friends of Sydney.

PeeWee Herman went missing.

"Good," mused Sydney to nobody in particular. "Zounds?"

A unlucky rabbit known as Skylar the Insane came into the region of a
valley.

A cloud, however, overspread the sun and hid it from sight until the
inhabitants abandoned their city; and thus it was taken by Skylar the
Insane

Kendall the Blue, a friend of Sydney, had lacks in other forms. Tsk
tsk. Those lacks.

Jessie bumped into Tranquil Sydney. "Gods be with you Jessie" remarked
Tranquil Sydney.

"Nice to meet you Tranquil Sydney" muttered Jessie.

"Well, you certainly are churlish," ejected Tranquil Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jessie. "But it's been said that I'm also
sensible!"

"Here," said Jessie the Churlish, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney
the Dynamic-Sub-light Deflector.

"What's this?" asked Tranquil Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Jessie the Churlish. "It's a
special, magical Dynamic-Sub-light Deflector."

The problems experienced by Kendall, who had lacks in other forms,
were resolved by Sydney.

Sydney arrived in a valley but was unrecognized.

Sydney was recognized.

Sydney settled down and dated for a few years, but decided to remain
single. Years passed, but Sydney still mourned the stinging loss of
Able PeeWee Herman. After that she lived long and happily, survived to
a great age, and then died peacefully.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is Armani.



THE TALE OF JAMIE THE SAD AND HIS ADVENTURES

A long time ago, there was once an old shed that stood in the middle
of a deep gloomy Madchester, and in the shed lived Jamie.

Jamie lived with Sullen Harley and Zion the Even-tempered.

Well-intentioned Phoenix, Jessica the Friendly, Strong Jordyn, Peyton
the Diligent, Emory the Inexperienced, Serious Charlie, Sharp Megan,
and Quick-tempered Armani were friends of Jamie.

Jessica unexpectedly died, leaving Jamie devastated.

"Let us lie down together to sleep?" remarked Jamie.

Jolly Green Giant, a slimy person, paid a visit to Madchester.

While skulking about Madchester, Jolly Green Giant overhearded some
gossip about Jamie.

Jolly Green Giant the Negative attempted to deceive victim.

Jamie unwittingly helped Jolly Green Giant the Negative.

Jamie left shed to walk the dog.

Jamie was chased.

Jamie's horse smote Phoenix full swing with its hoof, and cracked her
skull, and Jamie the Sad made an end of her with a club. Phoenix was
completely burnt to cinders.

Jamie married and was made king. Years passed, but Jamie still mourned
the stinging loss of Jessica. After that he lived long and happily,
survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



BLAKE AND THE HUMANOID-STATIC-STATIC PARAMETER

Just on the verge of Krasnogorsk in the kingdom of Chelyabinsk Oblast,
there was a small house where Blake lived.

There came into the region of Krasnogorsk a appalling rabbit known as
Phoenix.

Phoenix threw Flashy Blake into the well.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Flashy Blake remembered the Humanoid-Static-Static Parameter she had
been given before. Blake deployed the Humanoid-Static-Static Parameter
to annoy Phoenix.

Phoenix the Voracious was struck down by the hand of Blake. and Flashy
Blake cut her into small pieces, which were buried throughout the
woods.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



A CERTAIN ALEXANDRA THE STABLE AND WHAT SHE DID

In the distant kingdom of Middle Earth, Alexandra lived in a small
house close to Krasnogorsk.

Alexandra lived with Devoted Rylee, Nicholas the Weak, Santa Claus the
Popular, Blunt London, Steady Elliot, and Wary Reagan.

Cowardly Rory, Justice the Tranquil, Plain TIAMAT, Tyler the Dextrous,
Micah the Plain, Harper the Quirky, Quick-tempered Jamie, Taylor the
Thoughtful, Marley the Cranky, Eden the Mature, Efficient River, and
Tactful Ryan were friends of Alexandra.

Santa Claus unexpectedly died, leaving Alexandra devastated.

"Hot dog," ejected Alexandra. "What am I to do?"

One evening, there came into the region of Krasnogorsk a plain jackal
known as Bad Sydney.

Sydney gained information.

Sydney attempted to deceive victim.

Alexandra unwittingly helped Bad Sydney.

Alexandra left small house to cut down the tallest tree in the forest
with a herring.

Alexandra was chased.

So Petty Joshua was hung, drawn, and quartered by Alexandra.
Afterwards Alexandra heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt
Joshua on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to the wind. Petty Joshua
sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Dated for a few years, but decided to remain single, Alexandra retired
to pine for days of adventure. Years passed, but Alexandra still
mourned the stinging loss of Santa Claus. After that she lived long
and happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



JORDYN AND THE INFINITE-PRIMARY-HUMANOID-LINEAR HULL INTEGRITY

River, a woeful demon, paid a visit to Belorechensk.

After a chat with Alexander, River learned some interesting news.

Sickening River attempted to deceive victim.

In the distant city-state of Orange County, Enthusiastic Jordyn lived
in a shack in Belorechensk.

Enthusiastic Jordyn unwittingly helped Sickening River.

Sickening River issued an order to kill. It required proof. THIS WASed
CRUEL.

Enthusiastic Jordyn discovered that the Easter Bunny, a friend of
Jordyn, needed a bride, a friend, or just somebody to talk to.

No longer willing to sit idly by, Jordyn set off to do something about
this outrage.

Sickening River bumped into Jordyn. "Oh, hello, Sickening River"
ejected Jordyn.

"Oh, dear. Jordyn" volleyed Sickening River.

"Well, you certainly are woeful," noted Jordyn.

"Yes, I am," conceded Sickening River. "But it's been said that I'm
also sickening!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Jordyn

Jordyn and River engaged in battle.

Enthusiastic Jordyn remembered the Infinite-Primary-Humanoid-Linear
Hull integrity she had been given before. Enthusiastic Jordyn used the
Infinite-Primary-Humanoid-Linear Hull integrity to trounce River.

Sickening River was struck down by the hand of Jordyn. Afterwards
Jordyn heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Sickening River
on the pyre, and scattered her ashes to the wind. the sickening demon
disappeared, and was never seen again.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



THE NARRATIVE OF HARLEY AND SAWYER

There was once an old small house that stood in the middle of a deep
gloomy Madchester, and in the small house lived Harley.

There came into the region of Madchester a monstrous person known as
Sawyer.

Imprisonment, detention of Harley.

Harley remembered the Magic Accordion she had been given before.
Harley deployed the Magic Accordion to defeat Sawyer.

Harley greeted Sawyer, and caught hold of her right little finger.
Sawyer the Belligerent tried to shake she off, flying first about the
house and then out of it, but all in vain. At last Sawyer the
Belligerent after soaring on high, struck the ground, and fell to
pieces, becoming a fine yellow sand. they placed her in a coffin, and
carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible flames,
singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is Orderly Julia.



THE JACKAL EMERY AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

Casey lived in a decayed mansion close to Oblivion in the nation
Talexico.

Casey lived with Kayden the Industrious, Sleepy Dylan, and Joshua the
Versatile.

Parker the Staid, Emory the Local, Lyric the Hateful, Emery the Below
average, the Easter Bunny the Enterprising, Gentle the Easter Bunny,
Carter the Inconsiderate, Lyric the Superficial, Justice the Sincere,
Peyton the Evasive, and Hunter the Dramatic were friends of Casey.

Emery the Hate, a hate jackal, paid a visit to Oblivion.

Emery the Hate attempted to deceive victim.

Casey unwittingly helped Emery the Hate.

There was a casting of a spell, a transformation. The effects were
simply amazing. Words could not do them justice.

Kayden the Industrious, a friend of Casey the Soulful, needed a
wondrous object or two. Possibly three. No more than that. Unless they
were collectible.

Emery the Hate bumped into Casey. "Oh, hello, Emery the Hate" noted
Casey.

"Oh, it's you, Casey" returned Emery the Hate.

"Well, you certainly are hate," rumbled Casey.

"Yes, I am," conceded Emery the Hate. "But it's been said that I'm
also repulsive!"

Casey and Emery engaged in battle.

Casey remembered the Linear-Infinite-Neural Conduit she had been given
before. Casey the Soulful manipulated the Linear-Infinite-Neural
Conduit to defeat Emery.

Seeing that Emery was perfectly enfeebled, Casey snatched from him his
keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off his head. Behind her
voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or he will come to
life!" "No," replied Casey the Soulful, "a hero's hand does not strike
twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." they placed him in a
coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible
flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

Casey the Soulful set out for her decayed mansion.

So Casey the Soulful went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually she reached Oblivion.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



SYDNEY AND THE EXTIRPATION OF DAMAGE TYLER, MARLEY THE UNWILLING,
ALLISON, LEAN ANDREW, ALEXIS, MILAN, NOAH, THE SPIRIT OF 1776 THE
DISTANT, OBJECTIONABLE MICAH, CHRISTOPHER THE GROSS, DISMAL CHLOE,
CAMRYN THE SHARP, APPALLING HARLEY, PAT, AND THE EASTER BUNNY

In a certain decayed mansion lived Sydney.

Sydney lived with James the Provocative, Jacob the Sentimental,
Anthony the Querulous, the Spirit of 1776 the Enterprising, Stupid
Jordan, Sophisticated the Spirit of 1776, Irascible Logan,
Well-behaved Carter, Meticulous Jaylin, Kayden the Considerate, and
Kind Eden.

Timid Ryan, Jamie the Sensible, Finley the Abnormal, Evasive Santa
Claus, Insensitive Rory, Riley the Enthusiastic, Blunt Teagan, Reese
the Dextrous, and Teagan the Surly were friends of Sydney.

One night in Belorechensk, a damage boar known as Tyler strode in.

Damage Tyler issued an order to kill. It required proof. THIS WASed
CRUEL.

Micah bumped into Sydney. "Greetings, Micah" muttered Sydney.

"Greetings, Sydney" returned Micah.

"Well, you certainly are impressive," ejected Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Micah. "But it's been said that I'm also
discerning!"

"Here," said Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the Dainty the
Singing Sword.

"What's this?" asked Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Micah. "It's a special, magical
Singing Sword."

Damage Tyler bumped into Sydney the Dainty. "Oh, hello, Damage Tyler"
mused Sydney the Dainty.

"Oh, it's you, Sydney the Dainty" volleyed Damage Tyler.

"Well, you certainly are icky," mused Sydney the Dainty.

"Yes, I am," conceded Damage Tyler. "But it's been said that I'm also
damage!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Sydney the Dainty

Sydney and Tyler engaged in battle.

Sydney the Dainty used the Singing Sword to defeat Tyler.

Seeing that Tyler was perfectly enfeebled, Sydney the Dainty snatched
from him his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off his
head. Behind him voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or
he will come to life!" "No," replied Sydney the Dainty, "a hero's hand
does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." The
body was left in the possession of Sydney the Dainty, who scraped
together the pieces and burned them in the stove.

A sorry individual known as Marley the Unwilling came into the region
of Belorechensk one night.

Marley kidnapped Quantum Chloe.

Sydney the Dainty came across Impressive Micah again.

"Here," said Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the Neural
Hull integrity.

"What's this?" asked Sydney the Dainty.

"What does it look like?" replied Impressive Micah. "It's a special,
magical Neural Hull integrity."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Sydney.

Marley the Unwilling bumped into Sydney. "I'll see you in Hell, Marley
the Unwilling" rumbled Sydney.

"I'll see you in Hell, Sydney" retorted Marley the Unwilling.

"Well, you certainly are sorry," exclaimed Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Marley the Unwilling. "But it's been said that
I'm also unwilling!"

Sydney and Marley engaged in battle.

Sydney the Dainty manipulated the Neural Hull integrity to trounce
Marley.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Sydney the Dainty fell upon
Marley, bound her with ropes. and that was that. But Marley the
Unwilling vanished, and was never seen again.

Allison, a offensive griffin, paid a visit to Belorechensk.

Suddenly the sky was covered by a black cloud; a terrible storm arose.

Sydney was found by Impressive Micah again.

"Here," said Impressive Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the
Dainty the Mad Skillz.

"What's this?" asked Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Micah. "It's a special, magical Mad
Skillz."

Allison the Abysmal bumped into Sydney. "I'll see you in Hell, Allison
the Abysmal" exclaimed Sydney.

"Oh, hello, Sydney" responded Allison the Abysmal.

"Well, you certainly are offensive," said Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Allison the Abysmal. "But it's been said that
I'm also abysmal!"

Sydney and Allison engaged in battle.

Sydney manipulated the Mad Skillz to defeat Allison.

Allison the Abysmal was struck down by the hand of Sydney the Dainty.
they placed her in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it
burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared
carry it. the abysmal griffin sits to this day in the pit - in
Tartarus.

Belorechensk played host to a lean person, Andrew.

The harvest was destroyed by Andrew. All in Nizhny Novgorod Oblast
began to feel the pangs of hunger.

Sydney was found by Micah again.

"Here," said Impressive Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the
Static-Kinetic Singularity.

"What's this?" asked Sydney the Dainty.

"What does it look like?" replied Impressive Micah. "It's a special,
magical Static-Kinetic Singularity."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Sydney the Dainty gratefully.

Andrew bumped into Sydney the Dainty. "Salutations! Andrew" noted
Sydney the Dainty.

"Welcome, Sydney the Dainty" responded Andrew.

"Well, you certainly are provocative," exclaimed Sydney the Dainty.

"Yes, I am," conceded Andrew. "But it's been said that I'm also lean!"

Sydney and Andrew engaged in battle.

Sydney the Dainty manipulated the Static-Kinetic Singularity to annoy
Andrew.

Seeing that Andrew was perfectly enfeebled, Sydney the Dainty snatched
from him his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off his
head. Behind him voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or
he will come to life!" "No," replied Sydney, "a hero's hand does not
strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." The body was
left in the possession of Sydney, who scraped together the pieces and
burned them in the stove. Andrew sits to this day in the pit - in
Tartarus.

A very prudent individual known as Well-rounded Alexis came into the
region of Belorechensk around lunchtime.

Alexis stilled Carter, a friend of Sydney the Dainty, just for spite.

It happens to everyone eventually. It happened to him sooner. There
was much wailing in Belorechensk.

"Good golly!" ejected Well-rounded Alexis. "Very nice."

Sydney the Dainty found Micah again.

"Here," said Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the
Pneumatic-Humanoid Singularity.

"What's this?" asked Sydney the Dainty.

"What does it look like?" replied Micah. "It's a special, magical
Pneumatic-Humanoid Singularity."

Well-rounded Alexis bumped into Sydney. "Hello there, Well-rounded
Alexis" ejected Sydney.

"Well, look who this is, it's Sydney" replied Well-rounded Alexis.

"Well, you certainly are well-rounded," said Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Well-rounded Alexis. "But it's been said that
I'm also prudent!"

Sydney and Alexis engaged in battle.

Sydney used the Pneumatic-Humanoid Singularity to defeat Alexis.

Alexis was struck down by the hand of Sydney. they placed her in a
coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible
flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

Belorechensk played host to a circumspect person, Circumspect Milan
after breakfast.

Sydney was driven from his decayed mansion.

Sydney met Impressive Micah again.

"Here," said Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the Dainty the
Singing Telegram.

"What's this?" asked Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Micah. "It's a special, magical
Singing Telegram."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Sydney gratefully.

Milan bumped into Sydney. "Welcome, Milan" said Sydney.

"Hello there, Sydney" muttered Milan.

"Well, you certainly are warmhearted," muttered Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Milan. "But it's been said that I'm also
circumspect!"

Sydney and Milan engaged in battle.

Sydney the Dainty deployed the Singing Telegram to defeat Milan.

And Sydney the Dainty given a tongue-lashing Circumspect Milan. Thanks
to Sydney, Milan was completely burnt to cinders. And Milan sits to
this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

A injurious individual known as Noah the Injurious came into the
region of Belorechensk one morning.

Noah the Injurious suggested that James, Jacob the Sentimental,
Anthony, the Spirit of 1776, Stupid Jordan, the Spirit of 1776, Logan,
Well-behaved Carter, Meticulous Jaylin, Kayden, and Kind Eden could be
forced into a marriage of convenience.

Sydney the Dainty found Impressive Micah again.

"Here," said Impressive Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the
Dainty the Linear-Sub-light-Organic-Neural Event horizon.

"What's this?" asked Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Impressive Micah. "It's a special,
magical Linear-Sub-light-Organic-Neural Event horizon."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Sydney the Dainty.

Noah the Injurious bumped into Sydney the Dainty. "Ugh. Its Noah the
Injurious" ejected Sydney the Dainty.

"Oh, it's you, Sydney the Dainty" returned Noah the Injurious.

"Well, you certainly are injurious," ejected Sydney the Dainty.

"Yes, I am," conceded Noah the Injurious. "But it's been said that I'm
also decaying!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Sydney the Dainty

Sydney and Noah engaged in battle.

Sydney the Dainty used the Linear-Sub-light-Organic-Neural Event
horizon to annoy Noah.

Noah was hung, drawn, and quartered by Sydney. And Sydney the Dainty
said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!"

There came into the region of Belorechensk a distant eagle known as
the Spirit of 1776 the Distant.

The Spirit of 1776 engaged in plundering in ... other forms.

Sydney the Dainty encountered Micah again.

"Here," said Impressive Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the
Dainty the Organic Event horizon.

"What's this?" asked Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Impressive Micah. "It's a special,
magical Organic Event horizon."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Sydney.

The Spirit of 1776 bumped into Sydney. "Welcome, the Spirit of 1776"
said Sydney.

"Hello there, Sydney" retorted the Spirit of 1776.

"Well, you certainly are distant," ejected Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded the Spirit of 1776. "But it's been said that I'm
also flaky!"

Sydney and the Spirit of 1776 engaged in battle.

Sydney the Dainty deployed the Organic Event horizon to trounce the
Spirit of 1776.

Seeing that the Spirit of 1776 the Distant was perfectly enfeebled,
Sydney snatched from him his keen faulchion, and with a single blow
struck off his head. Behind him voices began to cry: "Strike again!
strike again! or he will come to life!" "No," replied Sydney, "a
hero's hand does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single
blow." and Sydney the Dainty cut him into small pieces, which were
buried throughout the woods.

Belorechensk played host to a weary griffin, Micah.

Objectionable Micah engaged in plundering in ... other forms.

Sydney the Dainty found Impressive Micah again.

"Here," said Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the Dainty the
Quantum-Sub-space-Infinite Core.

"What's this?" asked Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Impressive Micah. "It's a special,
magical Quantum-Sub-space-Infinite Core."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Sydney the Dainty thankfully.

Objectionable Micah bumped into Sydney the Dainty. "Oh, dear.
Objectionable Micah" mused Sydney the Dainty.

"I'll see you in Hell, Sydney the Dainty" replied Objectionable Micah.

"Well, you certainly are weary," ejected Sydney the Dainty.

"Yes, I am," conceded Objectionable Micah. "But it's been said that
I'm also objectionable!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Sydney the Dainty

Sydney and Micah engaged in battle.

Sydney manipulated the Quantum-Sub-space-Infinite Core to annoy Micah.

And Micah was brought to justice by Sydney the Dainty. Objectionable
Micah was completely burnt to cinders. Micah disappeared, and was
never seen again.

One morning in Belorechensk, a very negative individual known as
Christopher the Gross strode in.

Sydney's bride was forgotten after Christopher the Gross cast a spell.

Sydney was found by Micah again.

"Here," said Impressive Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the
Dainty the Multi-phase Conduit.

"What's this?" asked Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Micah. "It's a special, magical
Multi-phase Conduit."

Christopher bumped into Sydney the Dainty. "Well, look who this is:
Christopher" mused Sydney the Dainty.

"Oh, hello, Sydney the Dainty" retorted Christopher.

"Well, you certainly are gross," noted Sydney the Dainty.

"Yes, I am," conceded Christopher. "But it's been said that I'm also
negative!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Sydney the Dainty

Sydney and Christopher engaged in battle.

Sydney deployed the Multi-phase Conduit to defeat Christopher.

Sydney's horse smote Christopher full swing with its hoof, and cracked
his skull, and Sydney the Dainty made an end of him with a club. The
body was left in the possession of Sydney, who scraped together the
pieces and burned them in the stove.

Dismal Chloe, a injure person, paid a visit to Belorechensk.

There was a threat of cannibalism.

Sydney the Dainty encountered Impressive Micah again.

"Here," said Impressive Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the
Neural-Multi-phase-Primary-Pneumatic Particle.

"What's this?" asked Sydney the Dainty.

"What does it look like?" replied Impressive Micah. "It's a special,
magical Neural-Multi-phase-Primary-Pneumatic Particle."

Chloe bumped into Sydney. "Oh, it's you, Chloe" rumbled Sydney.

"Oh. Sydney" volleyed Chloe.

"Well, you certainly are dismal," said Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Chloe. "But it's been said that I'm also
injure!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Sydney

Sydney and Chloe engaged in battle.

Sydney the Dainty manipulated the Neural-Multi-phase-Primary-Pneumatic
Particle to vanquish Chloe.

Sydney the Dainty greeted Chloe, and caught hold of her right little
finger. Chloe tried to shake he off, flying first about the house and
then out of it, but all in vain. At last Chloe after soaring on high,
struck the ground, and fell to pieces, becoming a fine yellow sand.
Afterwards Sydney heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt
Chloe on the pyre, and scattered her ashes to the wind.

There came into the region of Belorechensk a very conceited person
known as Camryn.

Suddenly, it became as night. Camryn the Sharp had stolen the
daylight!

Sydney the Dainty found Micah again.

"Here," said Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the
Linear-Kinetic Fluctuation.

"What's this?" asked Sydney the Dainty.

"What does it look like?" replied Impressive Micah. "It's a special,
magical Linear-Kinetic Fluctuation."

Camryn the Sharp bumped into Sydney the Dainty. "Hail and well met,
Camryn the Sharp" ejected Sydney the Dainty.

"Ahoy! Sydney the Dainty" returned Camryn the Sharp.

"Well, you certainly are conceited," exclaimed Sydney the Dainty.

"Yes, I am," conceded Camryn the Sharp. "But it's been said that I'm
also sharp!"

Sydney and Camryn engaged in battle.

Sydney manipulated the Linear-Kinetic Fluctuation to trounce Camryn.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Sydney the Dainty fell upon
Camryn the Sharp, bound her with ropes. Sydney said, "Into the
bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!"

A sad individual known as Harley came into the region of Belorechensk
when nobody was paying attention.

The sun was darkened and there was darkness over the world, greater
than any that had been known before. Night prevailed at the sixth hour
of the day so that even the stars appeared

Sydney was found by Micah again.

"Here," said Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the
Humanoid-Organic Data.

"What's this?" asked Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Micah. "It's a special, magical
Humanoid-Organic Data."

Appalling Harley bumped into Sydney the Dainty. "Well, look who this
is: Appalling Harley" mused Sydney the Dainty.

"Oh, it's you, Sydney the Dainty" retorted Appalling Harley.

"Well, you certainly are appalling," noted Sydney the Dainty.

"Yes, I am," conceded Appalling Harley. "But it's been said that I'm
also sad!"

Sydney and Harley engaged in battle.

Sydney deployed the Humanoid-Organic Data to annoy Harley.

Sydney the Dainty's horse smote Harley full swing with its hoof, and
cracked her skull, and Sydney the Dainty made an end of her with a
club. Sydney the Dainty said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out
of sight, accursed one!"

Belorechensk played host to a jocular individual, Jocular Pat one
morning.

Hungry and faint, Sydney the Dainty wandered on, walked farther and
farther and at last came to where stood the house of Pat. Round the
house were set twelve poles in a circle, and on each of eleven of
these poles was stuck a human head, the twelfth alone remained
unoccupied.

Sydney found Impressive Micah again.

"Here," said Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the
Quantum-Organic Amplitude.

"What's this?" asked Sydney the Dainty.

"What does it look like?" replied Impressive Micah. "It's a special,
magical Quantum-Organic Amplitude."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Sydney.

Pat bumped into Sydney the Dainty. "Hello there, Pat" rumbled Sydney
the Dainty.

"Gods be with you Sydney the Dainty" responded Pat.

"Well, you certainly are jocular," noted Sydney the Dainty.

"Yes, I am," conceded Pat. "But it's been said that I'm also idle!"

Sydney and Pat engaged in battle.

Sydney manipulated the Quantum-Organic Amplitude to annoy Pat.

Sydney greeted Pat, and caught hold of her right little finger.
Jocular Pat tried to shake he off, flying first about the house and
then out of it, but all in vain. At last Jocular Pat after soaring on
high, struck the ground, and fell to pieces, becoming a fine yellow
sand. The body was left in the possession of Sydney, who scraped
together the pieces and burned them in the stove.

Belorechensk played host to a gentle person, the Easter Bunny in the
middle of the night.

Resourceful the Easter Bunny caused bodily injury, maiming,
mutilation. Oh!

Sydney found Micah again.

"Here," said Impressive Micah, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the
Internal Parameter.

"What's this?" asked Sydney the Dainty.

"What does it look like?" replied Impressive Micah. "It's a special,
magical Internal Parameter."

Resourceful the Easter Bunny bumped into Sydney the Dainty. "Nice to
meet you Resourceful the Easter Bunny" remarked Sydney the Dainty.

"Well, look who this is, it's Sydney the Dainty" muttered Resourceful
the Easter Bunny.

"Well, you certainly are resourceful," exclaimed Sydney the Dainty.

"Yes, I am," conceded Resourceful the Easter Bunny. "But it's been
said that I'm also gentle!"

Sydney and the Easter Bunny engaged in battle.

Sydney the Dainty used the Internal Parameter to annoy the Easter
Bunny.

Sydney the Dainty greeted the Easter Bunny, and caught hold of his
right little finger. the Easter Bunny tried to shake he off, flying
first about the house and then out of it, but all in vain. At last the
Easter Bunny after soaring on high, struck the ground, and fell to
pieces, becoming a fine yellow sand. Afterwards Sydney the Dainty
heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Resourceful the Easter
Bunny on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to the wind. Resourceful
the Easter Bunny was never seen again.

A gross individual known as Pat the Renege came into the region of
Belorechensk one night.

Pat threw Sydney the Dainty into the murky pond.

He had never learned to swim.

It happens to everyone eventually. It happened to him sooner.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



THE NARRATIVE OF EDEN AND HIS ADVENTURES

Eden the Resentful lived in a stately manor just on the verge of a
valley in the city-state Chelyabinsk Oblast.

After breakfast, there came into the region of a valley a very
cold-hearted person known as Tatum.

Tatum declared war on Eden the Resentful.

Eden the Resentful remembered the Temporal-Primary-Automatic-Finite
Hull integrity he had been given before. Eden the Resentful used the
Temporal-Primary-Automatic-Finite Hull integrity to vanquish Tatum.

So Eden brought to justice Cold-hearted Tatum. and they placed him in
a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible
flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it. Tatum sits to
this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



LOGAN THE FASTIDIOUS AND THE TROUNCING OF BENEATH ANGEL

There came into the region of East Lansing a very beneath fish known
as Angel.

While skulking about East Lansing, Beneath Angel overhearded some
gossip about Logan.

Beneath Angel attempted to deceive victim.

In a certain small house lived Logan the Fastidious.

Logan unwittingly helped Beneath Angel.

There was a threat of cannibalism.

Logan the Fastidious discovered that Pat, a friend of Logan, needed a
helper or magical agent.

Logan chose positive action (just like in all those self-help books).

Beneath Angel bumped into Logan the Fastidious. "Ugh. Its Beneath
Angel" remarked Logan the Fastidious.

"Oh. Logan the Fastidious" responded Beneath Angel.

"Well, you certainly are beneath," ejected Logan the Fastidious.

"Yes, I am," conceded Beneath Angel. "But it's been said that I'm also
unstable!"

Logan and Angel engaged in battle.

Logan remembered the Multi-phase-Dynamic-Electron-Sub-space Amplitude
she had been given before. Logan used the
Multi-phase-Dynamic-Electron-Sub-space Amplitude to defeat Angel.

Seeing that Angel was perfectly enfeebled, Logan snatched from her her
keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off her head. Behind her
voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or she will come to
life!" "No," replied Logan the Fastidious, "a hero's hand does not
strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." The body was
left in the possession of Logan the Fastidious, who scraped together
the pieces and burned them in the stove. Angel sits to this day in the
pit - in Tartarus.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE ADVENTURES OF VICTORIA OF FINLAND

Some years before you were born, not far from Vyshny Volochyok in the
kingdom of Finland, there was a hovel where Careful Victoria lived.

Victoria lived with Excellent Emerson, Incompetent Tyler, Zealous
Dakota, Noisy Jessie, Sawyer the Competent, Jaffar the Responsible,
and Artificial DEATH.

Jordyn the Imaginative, River the Quick-tempered, Long-winded the
Easter Bunny, Samuel the Morose, Supercilious Christopher, Mean
Jonathan, Brave Reagan, Alexis the Crabby, and Hot-headed Skylar were
known to Victoria.

Noisy Jessie went missing.

"Well done?" mused Careful Victoria to nobody in particular. "Bother?"

Ethan the Oppressive, a injurious individual, paid a visit to Vyshny
Volochyok.

After a chat with DEATH, Ethan learned some interesting news.

Ethan the Oppressive attempted to deceive victim.

Careful Victoria unwittingly helped Ethan.

Victoria left hovel to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a
herring.

Victoria was chased.

And Careful Victoria given a tongue-lashing Kendall the Sickening.
they placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it
burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared
carry it. And Kendall the Sickening sits to this day in the pit - in
Tartarus.

Was given keys to the city, Victoria retired to pine for days of
adventure. Years passed, but Victoria still mourned the stinging loss
of Noisy Jessie. After that she lived long and happily, survived to a
great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing
stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told
you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Artificial DEATH.



ELLA AND TYRION LANNISTER THE FEROCIOUS

A very lousy person known as Ella the Unreliable came into the region
of Hobbiton one night.

Ella the Unreliable attempted to deceive victim.

In a certain shack lived Tyrion Lannister.

Tyrion Lannister unwittingly helped Ella.

Tyrion Lannister the Ferocious was driven from his shack.

Tyrion Lannister left shack to cut down the tallest tree in the forest
with a herring.

Tyrion Lannister was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Tyrion Lannister responded to this test.

DEATH bumped into Tyrion Lannister the Ferocious. "Greetings, DEATH"
mused Tyrion Lannister the Ferocious.

"Welcome, Tyrion Lannister the Ferocious" responded DEATH.

"Well, you certainly are cool-headed," said Tyrion Lannister the
Ferocious.

"Yes, I am," conceded DEATH. "But it's been said that I'm also
conscientious!"

"Here," said DEATH the Conscientious, "you'll need this," and gave
Tyrion Lannister the Ferocious the Temporal-Linear Generator.

"What's this?" asked Tyrion Lannister.

"What does it look like?" replied DEATH the Conscientious. "It's a
special, magical Temporal-Linear Generator."

Tyrion Lannister set out for his shack.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Hobbiton.

So Tyrion Lannister the Ferocious went away, and walked and walked,
till he came to the place.

Tyrion Lannister cut the feet off from Carter the Poisonous and placed
him on a stump by the roadside. Tyrion Lannister the Ferocious said,
"Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!" Carter
vanished, and was never seen again.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



CHRIS AND THE DYNAMIC SHIELD

A certain man was very idiotic. His name was Chris the Idiotic.

Marley, a voracious griffin, paid a visit to East Lansing.

There was a threat of cannibalism.

Chris remembered the Dynamic Shield he had been given before. Chris
manipulated the Dynamic Shield to vanquish Marley.

Voracious Marley was struck down by the hand of Chris. they placed him
in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into
horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



JASMINE AND THE SPIRIT OF 1776

I've heard it said that once there was once an old barn that stood in
the middle of a deep gloomy a lonely intersection, and in the barn
lived Jasmine the Inconsiderate.

Jasmine lived with Vigilant Maria, Civil Logan, Hesitant Pat, Destiny
the Sour, Groggy London, Rylan the Cautious, Delicate Allison, Julia
the Enterprising, Joan of Arc the Assertive, Teagan the Impetuous,
Churlish Chloe, and Taylor the Serene.

Shy Emerson, Morgan the Hysterical, Morgan the Ardent, Haley the
Disruptive, and Plain Joan of Arc were friends of Jasmine.

Sooner or later, Pat died. It was done. There was much wailing in a
lonely intersection.

"No can do," rumbled Jasmine the Inconsiderate to nobody in
particular. "Good job?"

The Spirit of 1776, a unwholesome cloud, paid a visit to a lonely
intersection.

A false substitution was perpetrated by Odious the Spirit of 1776.

Vigilant Maria, a friend of Jasmine, needed a wondrous object or two.
Possibly three. No more than that. Unless they were collectible.

Clumsy Joseph bumped into Jasmine. "Ahoy! Clumsy Joseph" rumbled
Jasmine.

"Salutations! Jasmine" responded Clumsy Joseph.

"Well, you certainly are clumsy," said Jasmine.

"Yes, I am," conceded Clumsy Joseph. "But it's been said that I'm also
quick!"

"Here," said Clumsy Joseph, "you'll need this," and gave Jasmine the
Inconsiderate the Multi-phase-Humanoid-Temporal-Quantum Singularity.

"What's this?" asked Jasmine.

"What does it look like?" replied Joseph. "It's a special, magical
Multi-phase-Humanoid-Temporal-Quantum Singularity."

The problems experienced by Maria, who needed a wondrous object or
two, were resolved by Jasmine the Inconsiderate.

Jasmine arrived in a lonely intersection but was unrecognized.

Jasmine was recognized.

Jasmine settled down and dated for a few years, but decided to remain
single. Years passed, but Jasmine still mourned the stinging loss of
Hesitant Pat. After that she lived long and happily, survived to a
great age, and then died peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE TALE OF KAYDEN AND PETTY VICTORIA

A disgusting person known as Victoria came into the region of Vyshny
Volochyok.

Victoria gained information.

Petty Victoria attempted to deceive victim.

In the distant nation of Russia, Alert Kayden lived in a grass hut
close to Vyshny Volochyok.

Kayden unwittingly helped Victoria.

Victoria threatened to marry Skylar.

Kayden discovered that Riley the Deft, a friend of Kayden, needed a
egg of death or love.

No longer willing to sit idly by, Alert Kayden set off to do something
about this outrage.

Victoria bumped into Kayden. "Oh, it's you, Victoria" remarked Kayden.

"Well, look who this is: Kayden" responded Victoria.

"Well, you certainly are petty," said Kayden.

"Yes, I am," conceded Victoria. "But it's been said that I'm also
disgusting!"

Kayden and Victoria engaged in battle.

Kayden remembered the Magic Accordion he had been given before. Kayden
deployed the Magic Accordion to trounce Victoria.

And Victoria was hung, drawn, and quartered by Kayden. and they placed
her in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into
horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE TALE OF BRAVE LILY AND HER ADVENTURES

Once upon a time, in the distant kingdom of Prussia, Brave Lily lived
in a decayed mansion not far from Krasnogorsk.

Lily lived with Parker the Listless, Christian the Civil,
Hypercritical PeeWee Herman, Crass Dallas, Ariel the Cool-headed, and
Steady Chris.

Keen Baitogogo, Testy Jonathan, TIAMAT the Pleasant, Jordan the
Enterprising, Good Dakota, Dylan the Surly, Sidney the Elfin,
Glutinous Reese, Finley the Artificial, and Jordyn the Churlish were
friends of Lily.

Sooner or later, Parker the Listless died.

"Gesundheit," ejected Lily to nobody in particular. "Hah."

A yell pig known as Elliot came into the region of Krasnogorsk when
nobody was paying attention.

Elliot engaged in plundering in ... other forms.

PeeWee Herman, a friend of Lily, needed a bride, a friend, or just
somebody to talk to.

Peyton bumped into Lily. "Salutations! Peyton" ejected Lily.

"Hail and well met, Lily" replied Peyton.

"Well, you certainly are orderly," muttered Lily.

"Yes, I am," conceded Peyton. "But it's been said that I'm also
pleasant!"

"Here," said Orderly Peyton, "you'll need this," and gave Lily the
#SWAG.

"What's this?" asked Lily.

"What does it look like?" replied Orderly Peyton. "It's a special,
magical #SWAG."

The problems experienced by PeeWee Herman, who needed a bride, a
friend, or just somebody to talk to, were resolved by Brave Lily.

Lily arrived in Krasnogorsk but was unrecognized.

Lily was recognized.

Married, Lily retired to pine for days of adventure. Years passed, but
Lily still mourned the stinging loss of Parker the Listless. After
that she lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then
died peacefully.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is Christian.



EDEN THE UPSET AND MORGAN

In a certain barn lived Morgan the Hateful.

Morgan lived with Anthony the Plucky and Fiery Phoenix.

Dowdy Anthony, Sincere Noah, Parker the Balanced, Stoic Dylan, and
Demure David were known to Morgan.

Sooner or later, Parker died.

"Gee," said Morgan the Hateful to nobody in particular.

In the middle of the night, there came into the region of Hobbiton a
very upset cloud known as Eden the Upset.

While skulking about Hobbiton, Eden overhearded some gossip about
Morgan.

Eden attempted to deceive victim.

Morgan unwittingly helped Eden the Upset.

Morgan left barn to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a
herring.

Morgan was chased.

So Perturb Leslie was brought to justice by Morgan the Hateful.
Afterwards Morgan heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt
Leslie on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to the wind.

Morgan dated for a few years, but decided to remain single and was
given keys to the city. Years passed, but Morgan still mourned the
stinging loss of Parker the Balanced. After that she lived long and
happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



ASSERTIVE RYLAN OF RUSSIA

Assertive Rylan lived in a stately manor within a days walk of New
Haven in the kingdom Russia.

Rylan lived with Dull Peyton, Riley the Wary, Talented Lyric,
Energetic Jaylin, Orderly Teagan, and Makayla the Beautiful.

Lauren the Snazzy, Spiteful Makayla, Well-respected Amari, River the
Impetuous, DEATH the Attentive, Katherine the Cruel, River the
Resigned, and Payton the Sullen were known to Rylan.

Sooner or later, Well-respected Amari died. It was done. There was
much wailing in New Haven.

"Fiddlesticks?" noted Rylan.

There came into the region of New Haven a very dreadful person known
as Avery.

Avery made a demand for delivery or enticement, abduction. Something
like that.

Makayla the Beautiful, a friend of Assertive Rylan, needed money or
means of existence. Times were tough.

Parker bumped into Rylan. "Well, look who this is, it's Parker" mused
Rylan.

"Greetings, Rylan" retorted Parker.

"Well, you certainly are careless," ejected Rylan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Parker. "But it's been said that I'm also
volcanic!"

"Here," said Parker, "you'll need this," and gave Assertive Rylan the
pair of Air Jordans.

"What's this?" asked Rylan.

"What does it look like?" replied Parker. "It's a special, magical
pair of Air Jordans."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Rylan thankfully.

The problems experienced by Makayla, who needed money or means of
existence, were resolved by Assertive Rylan.

Rylan arrived in New Haven but was unrecognized.

Rylan was recognized.

Rylan dated for a few years, but decided to remain single. It was a
good life. Years passed, but Rylan still mourned the stinging loss of
Amari. After that she lived long and happily, survived to a great age,
and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



SAWYER AND ELLIOT

A certain woman was very awful. Sawyer the Excitable her name was.

A contradictory individual known as Elliot the Imperfect came into the
region of Madchester one evening.

Elliot the Imperfect declared war on Sawyer the Excitable.

Sawyer remembered the Humanoid-Quantum-Static Parameter she had been
given before. Sawyer used the Humanoid-Quantum-Static Parameter to
vanquish Elliot.

Sawyer the Excitable's horse smote Elliot full swing with its hoof,
and cracked his skull, and Sawyer made an end of him with a club. and
they placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it
burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared
carry it. God evidently did it to remonstrate Elliot for his great
imperfectness.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is Daniel.



THE SQUIRREL JOLLY GREEN GIANT AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

We think that we are wise people, but our elders dispute this fact,
saying: "No, no, we were wiser than you are." But stories tell that
before our grandfathers had learnt anything, and before their
grandfathers were born, in the distant city-state of Northern
California, Reagan lived in a shed just on the verge of East Lansing.

Reagan lived with Casey the Quick and Hayden the Maternal.

Riley the Touchy was a friend of Reagan.

Jolly Green Giant the Unmotivated, a unmotivated squirrel, paid a
visit to East Lansing.

There was a threat of cannibalism.

Independent Jonathan bumped into Dirty Reagan. "Welcome, Independent
Jonathan" ejected Dirty Reagan.

"Well, look who this is, it's Dirty Reagan" returned Independent
Jonathan.

"Well, you certainly are independent," mused Dirty Reagan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Independent Jonathan. "But it's been said that
I'm also flaky!"

"Here," said Jonathan, "you'll need this," and gave Dirty Reagan the
Primary Data.

"What's this?" asked Reagan.

"What does it look like?" replied Jonathan. "It's a special, magical
Primary Data."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Dirty Reagan.

Jolly Green Giant bumped into Reagan. "Ugh. Its Jolly Green Giant"
exclaimed Reagan.

"Oh, it's you, Reagan" retorted Jolly Green Giant.

"Well, you certainly are perturb," exclaimed Reagan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jolly Green Giant. "But it's been said that I'm
also unmotivated!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Reagan

Reagan and Jolly Green Giant engaged in battle.

Dirty Reagan used the Primary Data to defeat Jolly Green Giant.

Reagan greeted Jolly Green Giant the Unmotivated, and caught hold of
his right little finger. Jolly Green Giant tried to shake he off,
flying first about the house and then out of it, but all in vain. At
last Jolly Green Giant the Unmotivated after soaring on high, struck
the ground, and fell to pieces, becoming a fine yellow sand. so they
placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst
into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.
But the unmotivated squirrel sits to this day in the pit - in
Tartarus.

And Reagan cut the feet off from Kayden the Unwholesome and placed her
on a stump by the roadside. Dirty Reagan cut her into small pieces,
which were buried throughout the woods.

Reagan married and was made king. After that he lived long and
happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE STORY OF ARDENT ETHAN AND HIS ADVENTURES

In a certain shed lived Ethan.

Marley, a never griffin, paid a visit to New Haven.

Ravenous Marley threatened to marry Emory.

Ethan remembered the Phase-Positron Hull integrity he had been given
before. Ardent Ethan deployed the Phase-Positron Hull integrity to
trounce Marley.

Ravenous Marley was struck down by the hand of Ethan. Thanks to Ardent
Ethan, Ravenous Marley was completely burnt to cinders.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



TATUM AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

In a certain house lived Amari the Frank.

One day in Dubna, a very threatening person known as Tatum strode in.

Amari was tormented at night by Rachel.

Amari remembered the Phase Fluctuation he had been given before. Amari
used the Phase Fluctuation to vanquish Tatum.

So Dreary Tatum was hung, drawn, and quartered by Amari the Frank.
Afterwards Amari heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Tatum
on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to the wind. And Dreary Tatum was
never seen again.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE STORY OF OUTGOING AMARI AND HIS ADVENTURES

A wounded individual known as Kamryn the Wounded came into the region
of Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

Kamryn attempted to deceive victim.

Outgoing Amari lived in a grass hut just on the verge of
Leninsk-Kuznetsky in the nation the Monastic State of the Teutonic
Knights.

Amari unwittingly helped Kamryn.

Imprisonment, detention of Amari.

Amari left grass hut to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Amari was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Amari responded to this test.

Dylan the Conceited bumped into Amari. "Hello there, Dylan the
Conceited" exclaimed Amari.

"Welcome, Amari" muttered Dylan the Conceited.

"Well, you certainly are provocative," muttered Amari.

"Yes, I am," conceded Dylan the Conceited. "But it's been said that
I'm also conceited!"

"Here," said Dylan, "you'll need this," and gave Amari the pair of Air
Jordans.

"What's this?" asked Amari.

"What does it look like?" replied Dylan. "It's a special, magical pair
of Air Jordans."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Amari.

Outgoing Amari set out for his grass hut.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

Next day Amari set off on his visit to the Leninsk-Kuznetsky. he
walked and walked, for three whole days did he walk, and then he
reached Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

So Amari cut the feet off from John and placed him on a stump by the
roadside. and Amari cut him into small pieces, which were buried
throughout the woods.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



THE STORY OF EMERY AND HARPER

I've heard it said that once in the distant city-state of Northern
California, Numb Emery lived in a hovel not far from
Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

Emery lived with Kayla the Childlike, Camryn the Spiteful, Prudent
Armani, Jordyn the Outspoken, Provocative Dylan, Holly Shiftwell the
Idiotic, Kendall the Discerning, and Lauren the Lithe.

The Spirit of 1776 the Energetic, Morgan the Striking, Leery Mia, and
Persnickety Parker were friends of Emery.

Camryn the Spiteful unexpectedly died, leaving Emery devastated.

"G'day?" ejected Numb Emery to nobody in particular. "Doggone?"

A nasty person known as Harper came into the region of
Leninsk-Kuznetsky after breakfast.

After a chat with Kayla, Harper learned some interesting news.

Harper attempted to deceive victim.

Emery unwittingly helped Harper.

Emery left hovel to walk the dog.

Emery was chased.

Seeing that Harper was perfectly enfeebled, Numb Emery snatched from
her her keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off her head.
Behind her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or she
will come to life!" "No," replied Numb Emery, "a hero's hand does not
strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." The body was
left in the possession of Numb Emery, who scraped together the pieces
and burned them in the stove. God evidently did it to educate Jordan
for her great savageness.

Everything worked out for Emery, who dated for a few years, but
decided to remain single. Years passed, but Emery still mourned the
stinging loss of Camryn. After that she lived long and happily,
survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



JONATHAN AND KENDALL

In the distant city-state of East Germany, Jonathan lived in a grass
hut in East Lansing.

Tense Kendall, a tense jackal, paid a visit to East Lansing.

Imprisonment, detention of Jonathan.

Jonathan remembered the Mad Skillz he had been given before. Motivated
Jonathan deployed the Mad Skillz to trounce Kendall.

So the tense jackal was brought to justice by Motivated Jonathan. The
body was left in the possession of Jonathan, who scraped together the
pieces and burned them in the stove. Tense Kendall sits to this day in
the pit - in Tartarus.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



TEAGAN AND THE EXTIRPATION OF JUSTICE

There was once an old barn that stood in the middle of a deep gloomy a
valley, and in the barn lived Teagan the Tranquil.

One evening in a valley, a very smelly individual known as Justice
strode in.

There was a casting of a spell, a transformation. The effects were
simply amazing. Words could not do them justice.

Teagan remembered the Neural-Pneumatic-External-Auxiliary Parameter
she had been given before. Teagan used the
Neural-Pneumatic-External-Auxiliary Parameter to annoy Justice.

Smelly Justice was struck down by the hand of Teagan. Thanks to
Teagan, Smelly Justice was completely burnt to cinders. Smelly Justice
was never seen again.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



THE STORY OF JESSIE AND THE SQUIRREL HARLEY

In a certain small house lived Jessie.

Jessie lived with Impetuous Elliot, Moronic Kendall, Below average
Emery, Lauren the Mercurial, Capable Sydney, Alexis the Modest, Harper
the Reserved, Carter the Well-developed, Alexis the Elfin, Pat the
Slow, and Finley the Delicate.

Dallas the Lethargic, Quinn the Warm, Paternal Logan, Ambitious
Emerson, Versatile DEATH, and Taylor the Wary were friends of Jessie.

Harley the Quirky, a unmotivated squirrel, paid a visit to a small
village.

Thanks to the ravages Harley the Quirky's predations had left on the
land, there was the threat of cannibalism among the relatives of
Jessie's family. Impetuous Elliot, Moronic Kendall, Emery, Lauren,
Sydney, Alexis, Harper, Carter the Well-developed, Alexis, Pat, and
Finley the Delicate eyed each other hungrily.

Jacob bumped into Jessie. "Ahoy! Jacob" mused Jessie.

"Well, look who this is, it's Jessie" volleyed Jacob.

"Well, you certainly are uncertain," muttered Jessie.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jacob. "But it's been said that I'm also cold!"

"Here," said Jacob the Uncertain, "you'll need this," and gave Jessie
the Hot-headed the Temporal Core.

"What's this?" asked Jessie.

"What does it look like?" replied Jacob the Uncertain. "It's a
special, magical Temporal Core."

Harley the Quirky bumped into Jessie. "Well, look who this is: Harley
the Quirky" ejected Jessie.

"Ugh. Its Jessie" returned Harley the Quirky.

"Well, you certainly are unmotivated," mused Jessie.

"Yes, I am," conceded Harley the Quirky. "But it's been said that I'm
also quirky!"

Jessie and Harley engaged in battle.

Jessie used the Temporal Core to vanquish Harley.

Harley was struck down by the hand of Jessie the Hot-headed. that was
that. And Harley sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Harley was struck down by the hand of Jessie. so they placed her in a
coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible
flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it. And Parker the
Misunderstood was never seen again.

Was given keys to the city, Jessie retired to a life of farming. After
that he lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died
peacefully.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



REASSURING SAWYER AND ARIEL

A certain man was very reassuring. Sawyer his name was.

Sawyer lived with Plucky Jamie, Hesitant Teagan, Lithe Megan, Pat the
Impatient, Rylan the Fastidious, Patient Taylor, Kendall the
Fastidious, Smart Ella, Jordan the Serene, and Emory the
Indefatigable.

Justice the Subtle, Armani the Crafty, Fastidious Amari, Long-winded
River, Avery the Shy, Harper the Analytical, Emery the Sour, Wonderful
Mia, Flaky Pat, Dreary Milan, and Zion the Ridiculous were known to
Sawyer.

Justice unexpectedly died, leaving Sawyer devastated.

"Let us lie down together to sleep?" remarked Reassuring Sawyer.

One night in Volochok, a repellant dog known as Ariel strode in.

Ariel the Unhelpful gained information.

Ariel the Unhelpful attempted to deceive victim.

Sawyer unwittingly helped Ariel the Unhelpful.

Sawyer left house to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Sawyer was chased.

And Sawyer given a tongue-lashing Emerson. Thanks to Sawyer, Emerson
was completely burnt to cinders.

Married, Sawyer retired to a life of farming. Years passed, but Sawyer
still mourned the stinging loss of Justice the Subtle. After that he
lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died
peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



JENNIFER AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

A very prejudiced individual known as Jennifer came into the region of
Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

While skulking about Leninsk-Kuznetsky, Jennifer overhearded some
gossip about Milan.

Jennifer the Prejudiced attempted to deceive victim.

There was once an old house that stood in the middle of a deep gloomy
Leninsk-Kuznetsky, and in the house lived Milan.

Milan the Deep unwittingly helped Jennifer the Prejudiced.

Suddenly, Jennifer the Prejudiced murdered Emory the Prejudiced, a
friend of Milan.

It happens to everyone eventually. It happened to him sooner.

"How!" rumbled Jennifer to nobody in particular. "Well, so be it!"

Milan the Deep discovered that Talented Milan, a friend of Milan,
needed a helper or magical agent.

Milan the Deep chose positive action (just like in all those self-help
books).

Jennifer bumped into Milan. "Oh. Jennifer" mused Milan.

"Well, look who this is: Milan" responded Jennifer.

"Well, you certainly are unimaginative," remarked Milan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jennifer. "But it's been said that I'm also
prejudiced!"

Milan and Jennifer engaged in battle.

Milan the Deep remembered the Singing Sword he had been given before.
Milan used the Singing Sword to trounce Jennifer.

Milan the Deep's horse smote Jennifer full swing with its hoof, and
cracked her skull, and Milan made an end of her with a club. and Milan
the Deep cut her into small pieces, which were buried throughout the
woods.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE TALE OF DISRUPTIVE CASEY AND HIS ADVENTURES

In the time when your parents' parents were but small babies,
Disruptive Casey lived in a shack close to Vyshny Volochyok in the
nation Prussia.

Casey lived with Sawyer the Apprehensive, Paternalistic Elliot,
Intolerant DEATH, Analytical Jamie, Ariel the Gentle, and Armani the
Persevering.

Dainty Leslie, Haley the Sour, Impetuous Oakley, Paternalistic Hunter,
Julia the Able, Lyric the Wary, Nosy Kamryn, Jamie the Boisterous,
Dylan the Reliable, Funny Lennon, Jessica the Impressionable, and
Soulful Jordan were known to Casey.

Sawyer unexpectedly died, leaving Casey devastated.

"Nah?" exclaimed Disruptive Casey to nobody in particular.

A quirky jackal known as Sidney came into the region of Vyshny
Volochyok.

Sidney caused bodily injury, maiming, mutilation. Oh!

Sawyer, a friend of Casey, needed a helper or magical agent.

Jocular Chris bumped into Disruptive Casey. "Ahoy! Jocular Chris"
muttered Disruptive Casey.

"Welcome, Disruptive Casey" retorted Jocular Chris.

"Well, you certainly are easy-going," exclaimed Disruptive Casey.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jocular Chris. "But it's been said that I'm also
jocular!"

"Here," said Chris, "you'll need this," and gave Casey the Mad Skillz.

"What's this?" asked Casey.

"What does it look like?" replied Jocular Chris. "It's a special,
magical Mad Skillz."

The problems experienced by Sawyer, who needed a helper or magical
agent, were resolved by Disruptive Casey.

Casey arrived in Vyshny Volochyok but was unrecognized.

Casey was recognized.

Casey had parking tickets forgiven. It was a good life. Years passed,
but Casey still mourned the stinging loss of Sawyer the Apprehensive.
After that he lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and
then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing
stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told
you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Elliot.



ZEALOUS CHARLIE AND ELLIOTT

There was once an old barn that stood in the middle of a deep gloomy
New Haven, and in the barn lived Zealous Charlie.

Charlie lived with Jacob the Mild, Amusing Ryan, Indolent Skyler,
Experienced Riley, TIAMAT the Drunk, One-sided Sawyer, Mature Parker,
and Alexis the Ferocious.

Brandon the Ambitious, Jolly Green Giant the Candid, and Benjamin the
Provocative were friends of Charlie.

When nobody was paying attention in New Haven, a upset dragon known as
Elliott strode in.

Gross Elliott attempted to deceive victim.

Zealous Charlie unwittingly helped Elliott.

Gross Elliott caused bodily injury, maiming, mutilation. Oh!

Experienced Riley, a friend of Charlie, needed money or means of
existence. Times were tough.

Elliott bumped into Charlie. "Well, look who this is: Elliott" ejected
Charlie.

"I'll see you in Hell, Charlie" returned Elliott.

"Well, you certainly are gross," ejected Charlie.

"Yes, I am," conceded Elliott. "But it's been said that I'm also
upset!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Charlie

Charlie and Elliott engaged in battle.

Zealous Charlie remembered the Singing Telegram he had been given
before. Charlie manipulated the Singing Telegram to defeat Elliott.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Zealous Charlie fell upon
Elliott, bound him with ropes. The body was left in the possession of
Zealous Charlie, who scraped together the pieces and burned them in
the stove.

Charlie set out for his barn.

Next day Zealous Charlie set off on his visit to the New Haven. he
walked and walked, for three whole days did he walk, and then he
reached New Haven.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE TALE OF CAMERON AND HER ADVENTURES

Cameron lived in a grass hut within a days walk of Madchester in the
nation East Germany.

Cameron lived with Naive Ariel, Reagan the Cool, Mia the Emotional,
Snobby Milan, Warm TIAMAT, TIAMAT the Spirited, and Holly Shiftwell
the Angelic.

Old-fashioned Parker, Positive Taylor, Destiny the Warm, Devoted
Megan, Surly Quinn, Julia the Ambitious, Phoenix the Impulsive, Alexis
the Cool, and Vigilant Lennon were friends of Cameron.

Megan unexpectedly died, leaving Cameron devastated.

"Quite," said Cameron to nobody in particular. "Listen, O Dog."

A depressed person known as Depressed Hailey came into the region of
Madchester.

Hailey engaged in plundering in ... other forms.

Ariel, a friend of Cameron the Frank, needed a wondrous object or two.
Possibly three. No more than that. Unless they were collectible.

Noah the Tired bumped into Cameron the Frank. "Hello there, Noah the
Tired" noted Cameron the Frank.

"Well, look who this is, it's Cameron the Frank" retorted Noah the
Tired.

"Well, you certainly are patient," rumbled Cameron the Frank.

"Yes, I am," conceded Noah the Tired. "But it's been said that I'm
also tired!"

"Here," said Noah, "you'll need this," and gave Cameron the Frank the
Pneumatic-Sub-space-Neural Singularity.

"What's this?" asked Cameron.

"What does it look like?" replied Noah. "It's a special, magical
Pneumatic-Sub-space-Neural Singularity."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Cameron.

The problems experienced by Ariel, who needed a wondrous object or
two, were resolved by Cameron the Frank.

Cameron arrived in Madchester but was unrecognized.

Cameron was recognized.

Cameron settled down and dated for a few years, but decided to remain
single. Years passed, but Cameron still mourned the stinging loss of
Devoted Megan. After that she lived long and happily, survived to a
great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE NARRATIVE OF MICAH THE OLD-FASHIONED AND THE EASTER BUNNY

A certain man was very old-fashioned. His name was Micah the
Old-fashioned.

A unfavorable individual known as the Easter Bunny the Plain came into
the region of a small village.

A false substitution was perpetrated by the Easter Bunny.

Micah the Old-fashioned remembered the Sub-space Matrix he had been
given before. Micah the Old-fashioned manipulated the Sub-space Matrix
to trounce the Easter Bunny.

The Easter Bunny was struck down by the hand of Micah. The body was
left in the possession of Micah the Old-fashioned, who scraped
together the pieces and burned them in the stove.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE ADVENTURES OF JOLLY GREEN GIANT OF CHELYABINSK OBLAST

Krasnogorsk played host to a odious individual, Kayden the Odious.

Kayden the Odious attempted to deceive victim.

In a certain decayed mansion lived Cool Jolly Green Giant.

Jolly Green Giant unwittingly helped Kayden the Odious.

Cool Jolly Green Giant was tormented at night by Hailey.

Jolly Green Giant left decayed mansion to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Jolly Green Giant was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Jolly Green Giant responded to this test.

Hayden bumped into Jolly Green Giant. "Salutations! Hayden" ejected
Jolly Green Giant.

"Hail and well met, Jolly Green Giant" retorted Hayden.

"Well, you certainly are quarrelsome," rumbled Jolly Green Giant.

"Yes, I am," conceded Hayden. "But it's been said that I'm also
popular!"

"Here," said Hayden, "you'll need this," and gave Cool Jolly Green
Giant the Infinite-Static-External-Pneumatic Field.

"What's this?" asked Jolly Green Giant.

"What does it look like?" replied Quarrelsome Hayden. "It's a special,
magical Infinite-Static-External-Pneumatic Field."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Jolly Green Giant gratefully.

Jolly Green Giant set out for his decayed mansion.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Krasnogorsk.

So Cool Jolly Green Giant went away, and walked and walked, till he
came to the place.

So Jolly Green Giant cut the feet off from Contradictory Hailey and
placed her on a stump by the roadside. and they placed her in a
coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible
flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE TALE OF THE SPIRIT OF 1776 THE SAD AND LYRIC

We think that we are wise, but our elders dispute this, saying: "No,
no, we were wiser than you are." But stories tell that before our
grandmothers had learnt anything, and before their grandmothers were
born, a certain woman was very sad. the Spirit of 1776 the Sad her
name was.

The Spirit of 1776 lived with Dallas the Respected, London the Nosy,
Camryn the Alert, Sidney the Analytical, Apprehensive Kamryn, Incisive
Zion, Lyric the Petulant, and Natalie the Evasive.

Funny Allison, Joan of Arc the Weak, Brienne of Tarth the Mild, Kaylee
the Playful, and Agreeable Sage were known to the Spirit of 1776.

A very awful person known as Lyric came into the region of Hobbiton.

A false substitution was perpetrated by Lyric.

Hunter bumped into the Spirit of 1776 the Sad. "Nice to meet you
Hunter" rumbled the Spirit of 1776 the Sad.

"Hello, the Spirit of 1776 the Sad" retorted Hunter.

"Well, you certainly are noisy," noted the Spirit of 1776 the Sad.

"Yes, I am," conceded Hunter. "But it's been said that I'm also
industrious!"

"Here," said Hunter the Noisy, "you'll need this," and gave the Spirit
of 1776 the Temporal-Electron-Multi-phase-Linear Shield.

"What's this?" asked the Spirit of 1776 the Sad.

"What does it look like?" replied Hunter the Noisy. "It's a special,
magical Temporal-Electron-Multi-phase-Linear Shield."

"Thanks!" said a grateful the Spirit of 1776 the Sad.

Awful Lyric bumped into the Spirit of 1776 the Sad. "Oh, hello, Awful
Lyric" ejected the Spirit of 1776 the Sad.

"Oh. the Spirit of 1776 the Sad" volleyed Awful Lyric.

"Well, you certainly are hate," rumbled the Spirit of 1776 the Sad.

"Yes, I am," conceded Awful Lyric. "But it's been said that I'm also
awful!"

The Spirit of 1776 and Lyric engaged in battle.

The Spirit of 1776 the Sad deployed the
Temporal-Electron-Multi-phase-Linear Shield to defeat Lyric.

So the Spirit of 1776 the Sad cut the feet off from Awful Lyric and
placed her on a stump by the roadside. Afterwards the Spirit of 1776
the Sad heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Lyric on the
pyre, and scattered her ashes to the wind. Awful Lyric disappeared,
and was never seen again.

Seeing that Lyric was perfectly enfeebled, the Spirit of 1776 snatched
from her her keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off her
head. Behind her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or
she will come to life!" "No," replied the Spirit of 1776 the Sad, "a
hero's hand does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single
blow." and that was that.

Everything worked out for the Spirit of 1776, who married. After that
she lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died
peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE STORY OF EMERY THE ENTHUSIASTIC AND HIS ADVENTURES

Vyshny Volochyok played host to a distress person, Riley the Distress.

Riley the Distress attempted to deceive victim.

In the distant country of Northern California, Emery the Enthusiastic
lived in a small house in Vyshny Volochyok.

Emery the Enthusiastic unwittingly helped Riley the Distress.

Riley the Distress suggested that Idiotic Jayden, River, Ambitious
Marley, Kaylee, Distraught Emery, Childlike Brienne of Tarth, Morgan,
and Disruptive Lauren could be forced into a marriage of convenience.

Emery left small house to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Emery was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Emery responded to this test.

Payton bumped into Emery. "Nice to meet you Payton" remarked Emery.

"Gods be with you Emery" muttered Payton.

"Well, you certainly are insensitive," mused Emery.

"Yes, I am," conceded Payton. "But it's been said that I'm also
miserable!"

"Here," said Payton, "you'll need this," and gave Emery the
Finite-External-Phase Matrix.

"What's this?" asked Emery the Enthusiastic.

"What does it look like?" replied Payton. "It's a special, magical
Finite-External-Phase Matrix."

Emery set out for his small house.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Vyshny Volochyok.

Next day Emery set off on his visit to the Vyshny Volochyok. he walked
and walked, for three whole days did he walk, and then he reached
Vyshny Volochyok.

Seeing that Riley was perfectly enfeebled, Emery snatched from her her
keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off her head. Behind him
voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or she will come to
life!" "No," replied Emery the Enthusiastic, "a hero's hand does not
strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." The body was
left in the possession of Emery the Enthusiastic, who scraped together
the pieces and burned them in the stove. And Kamryn the Scream was
never seen again.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



REESE AND THE MAGIC ACCORDION

A certain woman was very depressed. Reese the Depressed her name was.

Reese lived with Serious Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, Outgoing Armani,
Taylor the Well-behaved, Resigned Dakota, Chic Christopher, Phoenix
the Gloomy, Brandon the Confident, Harper the Great, Picky Nicholas,
and Ariel the Touchy.

Reclusive Charlie, Amusing Casey, Sydney the Snobby, James the Slight,
Rylee the Discreet, Taylor the Silly, Candid Milan, Snobby Blake,
Fussy Pat, Resigned Tyler, David the Cowardly, and Tolerant Riley were
known to Reese.

New Haven played host to a unfair fish, Chris.

Chris attempted to deceive victim.

Reese unwittingly helped Chris.

A false substitution was perpetrated by Chris.

Outgoing Armani, a friend of Reese the Depressed, needed a egg of
death or love. Either would do.

Chris bumped into Reese the Depressed. "Ugh. Its Chris" said Reese the
Depressed.

"Oh, dear. Reese the Depressed" retorted Chris.

"Well, you certainly are stressful," remarked Reese the Depressed.

"Yes, I am," conceded Chris. "But it's been said that I'm also
unfair!"

Reese and Chris engaged in battle.

Reese remembered the Magic Accordion she had been given before. Reese
used the Magic Accordion to trounce Chris.

Reese the Depressed greeted Chris the Stressful, and caught hold of
her right little finger. Chris the Stressful tried to shake she off,
flying first about the house and then out of it, but all in vain. At
last Chris the Stressful after soaring on high, struck the ground, and
fell to pieces, becoming a fine yellow sand. Thanks to Reese, Chris
the Stressful was completely burnt to cinders. Chris was never seen
again.

Reese set out for her decayed mansion.

So Reese went away, and walked and walked, till she came to the place.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



JORDYN OF EAST GERMANY

A long time ago, within a days walk of Belorechensk in the city-state
of East Germany, there was a barn where Agreeable Jordyn lived.

Jordyn lived with Riley the Demure, Dylan the Nervous, Dowdy Avery,
Miserable Riley, Dylan the Revered, Chris the Lively, Grave Elliot,
Inconsistent Reese, Reese the Stern, and Ugly Teagan.

Touchy Morgan, Baitogogo the Flashy, Brilliant Emerson, Emery the
Sedate, Delightful Rory, and Jacob the Lean were known to Jordyn.

Belorechensk played host to a foul bat, Harley.

Harley attempted to deceive victim.

Jordyn unwittingly helped Harley.

Harley insinuated that Riley the Demure, Dylan the Nervous, Avery,
Miserable Riley, Dylan the Revered, Chris the Lively, Elliot, Reese,
Reese the Stern, and Teagan could be forced into a marriage of
convenience.

Inconsistent Reese, a friend of Agreeable Jordyn, needed a bride, a
friend, or just somebody to talk to.

Disheveled Harley bumped into Agreeable Jordyn. "Ugh. Its Disheveled
Harley" ejected Agreeable Jordyn.

"Well, look who this is: Agreeable Jordyn" muttered Disheveled Harley.

"Well, you certainly are foul," rumbled Agreeable Jordyn.

"Yes, I am," conceded Disheveled Harley. "But it's been said that I'm
also disheveled!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Agreeable Jordyn

Jordyn and Harley engaged in battle.

Jordyn remembered the Multi-phase-Neural-Temporal-Pneumatic Core he
had been given before. Agreeable Jordyn used the
Multi-phase-Neural-Temporal-Pneumatic Core to annoy Harley.

Harley was struck down by the hand of Jordyn. But Jordyn said, "Into
the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!"

Jordyn set out for his barn.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Belorechensk.

So Agreeable Jordyn went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually he reached Belorechensk.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



MIA AND YELL SAVANNAH

One night in Madchester, a very objectionable serpent known as
Savannah strode in.

While skulking about Madchester, Savannah overhearded some gossip
about Mia.

Savannah attempted to deceive victim.

A certain woman was very warmhearted. Her name was Mia.

Logical Mia unwittingly helped Savannah.

Yell Savannah engaged in plundering in ... other forms.

Mia discovered that Realistic Christopher, a friend of Logical Mia,
needed a bride, a friend, or just somebody to talk to.

No longer willing to sit idly by, Mia set off to do something about
this outrage.

Savannah bumped into Logical Mia. "Oh. Savannah" ejected Logical Mia.

"Oh, hello, Logical Mia" muttered Savannah.

"Well, you certainly are yell," mused Logical Mia.

"Yes, I am," conceded Savannah. "But it's been said that I'm also
objectionable!"

Mia and Savannah engaged in battle.

Logical Mia remembered the Phase Buffer she had been given before.
Logical Mia used the Phase Buffer to trounce Savannah.

Savannah was struck down by the hand of Mia. and they placed her in a
coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible
flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



THE GRIFFIN GROSS LYRIC AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

Ariel the Quiet lived in a shack close to a small village in the
nation the Ukraine.

There came into the region of a small village a very distress griffin
known as Gross Lyric.

Gross Lyric forcibly seized Infinite Sydney.

Ariel remembered the Singing Telegram he had been given before. Ariel
the Quiet used the Singing Telegram to defeat Lyric.

Ariel the Quiet greeted Lyric, and caught hold of his right little
finger. Lyric tried to shake he off, flying first about the house and
then out of it, but all in vain. At last Gross Lyric after soaring on
high, struck the ground, and fell to pieces, becoming a fine yellow
sand. that was that.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is Anthony.



KAMRYN AND THE ELECTRON-SUB-SPACE-QUANTUM-LINEAR RUPTURE

In the distant nation of the Monastic State of the Teutonic Knights,
Kamryn the Lithe lived in a house near Dubna.

Kamryn lived with Taylor the Funny and David the Amusing.

Rory the Wonderful, Flabby Harley, Distrustful Jonathan, Confused
Harper, Jolly Green Giant the Vigilant, Irascible Zion, Powerful Ryan,
Dylan the Attentive, Steady Oakley, Miserable Sage, and Judgmental
Ethan were friends of Kamryn.

There came into the region of Dubna a very old person known as
Distress Casey.

Casey threatened to marry Taylor.

Jordan the Inconsiderate bumped into Kamryn the Lithe. "Gods be with
you Jordan the Inconsiderate" rumbled Kamryn the Lithe.

"Greetings, Kamryn the Lithe" returned Jordan the Inconsiderate.

"Well, you certainly are careful," noted Kamryn the Lithe.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jordan the Inconsiderate. "But it's been said
that I'm also inconsiderate!"

"Here," said Jordan the Inconsiderate, "you'll need this," and gave
Kamryn the Lithe the Singing Telegram.

"What's this?" asked Kamryn the Lithe.

"What does it look like?" replied Jordan the Inconsiderate. "It's a
special, magical Singing Telegram."

Casey bumped into Kamryn the Lithe. "Oh. Casey" muttered Kamryn the
Lithe.

"Oh, it's you, Kamryn the Lithe" retorted Casey.

"Well, you certainly are old," noted Kamryn the Lithe.

"Yes, I am," conceded Casey. "But it's been said that I'm also
distress!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Kamryn the Lithe

Kamryn and Casey engaged in battle.

Kamryn used the Singing Telegram to trounce Casey.

Seeing that Distress Casey was perfectly enfeebled, Kamryn snatched
from her her keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off her
head. Behind her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or
she will come to life!" "No," replied Kamryn, "a hero's hand does not
strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." Thanks to
Kamryn the Lithe, Casey was completely burnt to cinders. God evidently
did it to rebuke Casey for her oldness.

There came into the region of Dubna a very tense pig known as Callous
Reagan.

Suddenly, Reagan consumed Judgmental Ethan, a friend of Kamryn the
Lithe.

It happens to everyone eventually. It happened to him sooner. There
was much wailing in Dubna.

"Yea," remarked Reagan to nobody in particular. "Duh?"

Kamryn met Jordan the Inconsiderate again.

"Here," said Jordan, "you'll need this," and gave Kamryn the Lithe the
Singing Sword.

"What's this?" asked Kamryn the Lithe.

"What does it look like?" replied Jordan. "It's a special, magical
Singing Sword."

Reagan bumped into Kamryn the Lithe. "Oh. Reagan" ejected Kamryn the
Lithe.

"I'll see you in Hell, Kamryn the Lithe" retorted Reagan.

"Well, you certainly are callous," rumbled Kamryn the Lithe.

"Yes, I am," conceded Reagan. "But it's been said that I'm also
tense!"

Kamryn and Reagan engaged in battle.

Kamryn manipulated the Singing Sword to defeat Reagan.

And Kamryn the Lithe cut the feet off from the callous pig and placed
him on a stump by the roadside. Afterwards Kamryn the Lithe heaped up
a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Callous Reagan on the pyre, and
scattered his ashes to the wind.

When nobody was paying attention, there came into the region of Dubna
a very icky rabbit known as Lousy Skyler.

A false substitution was perpetrated by Lousy Skyler.

Kamryn met Jordan again.

"Here," said Jordan the Inconsiderate, "you'll need this," and gave
Kamryn the Lithe the Infinite Fluctuation.

"What's this?" asked Kamryn the Lithe.

"What does it look like?" replied Jordan. "It's a special, magical
Infinite Fluctuation."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Kamryn the Lithe.

Skyler bumped into Kamryn. "Oh. Skyler" noted Kamryn.

"Well, look who this is: Kamryn" volleyed Skyler.

"Well, you certainly are icky," exclaimed Kamryn.

"Yes, I am," conceded Skyler. "But it's been said that I'm also
lousy!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Kamryn

Kamryn and Skyler engaged in battle.

Kamryn used the Infinite Fluctuation to annoy Skyler.

Kamryn's horse smote Lousy Skyler full swing with its hoof, and
cracked her skull, and Kamryn the Lithe made an end of her with a
club. And Kamryn the Lithe said, "Into the bottomless pit with you!
Out of sight, accursed one!" Lousy Skyler sits to this day in the pit
- in Tartarus.

Dubna played host to a hungry pig, Chris one evening.

Chris made off with Sub-light Taylor.

Kamryn found Jordan the Inconsiderate again.

"Here," said Jordan, "you'll need this," and gave Kamryn the Lithe the
Electron-Sub-space-Quantum-Linear Rupture.

"What's this?" asked Kamryn the Lithe.

"What does it look like?" replied Jordan the Inconsiderate. "It's a
special, magical Electron-Sub-space-Quantum-Linear Rupture."

Never Chris bumped into Kamryn. "Well, look who this is: Never Chris"
muttered Kamryn.

"Oh, hello, Kamryn" responded Never Chris.

"Well, you certainly are never," ejected Kamryn.

"Yes, I am," conceded Never Chris. "But it's been said that I'm also
hungry!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Kamryn

Kamryn and Chris engaged in battle.

Kamryn the Lithe manipulated the Electron-Sub-space-Quantum-Linear
Rupture to vanquish Chris.

Kamryn the Lithe cut the feet off from Never Chris and placed him on a
stump by the roadside. Afterwards Kamryn heaped up a pile of wood, set
fire to it, burnt Never Chris on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to
the wind. But Never Chris sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

And Kamryn the Lithe hung, drawn, and quartered Teagan. Thanks to
Kamryn, Teagan was completely burnt to cinders.

Married, Kamryn retired to a life of farming. Years passed, but Kamryn
still mourned the stinging loss of Judgmental Ethan. After that she
lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died
peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



HARLEY THE BENEATH AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

One morning, there came into the region of Hobbiton a smelly person
known as Harley.

While skulking about Hobbiton, Harley the Beneath overhearded some
gossip about Kai.

Harley attempted to deceive victim.

In the distant city-state of Prussia, Tranquil Kai lived in a barn
near Hobbiton.

Kai unwittingly helped Harley the Beneath.

Harley mused that Dallas could be forced into a marriage of
convenience.

Tranquil Kai discovered that Impetuous Dallas, a friend of Kai, needed
a wondrous object or two.

Kai chose positive action (just like in all those self-help books).

Harley bumped into Tranquil Kai. "Ugh. Its Harley" remarked Tranquil
Kai.

"Well, look who this is: Tranquil Kai" volleyed Harley.

"Well, you certainly are beneath," exclaimed Tranquil Kai.

"Yes, I am," conceded Harley. "But it's been said that I'm also
smelly!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Tranquil Kai

Kai and Harley engaged in battle.

Kai remembered the Singing Telegram she had been given before. Kai
deployed the Singing Telegram to trounce Harley.

Tranquil Kai greeted Harley, and caught hold of his right little
finger. Harley tried to shake she off, flying first about the house
and then out of it, but all in vain. At last Harley the Beneath after
soaring on high, struck the ground, and fell to pieces, becoming a
fine yellow sand. Kai cut him into small pieces, which were buried
throughout the woods. Harley disappeared, and was never seen again.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



KAYLA THE CHILDISH OF RUSSIA

Immature Sage, a immature wolf, paid a visit to Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

While skulking about Orekhovo-Zuyevo, Sage overhearded some gossip
about Kayla.

Immature Sage attempted to deceive victim.

There was once an old barn that stood in the middle of a deep gloomy
Orekhovo-Zuyevo, and in the barn lived Kayla the Childish.

Kayla unwittingly helped Sage.

There was a threat of cannibalism.

Kayla discovered that Tranquil Riley, a friend of Kayla, needed a
helper or magical agent.

No longer willing to sit idly by, Kayla the Childish set off to do
something about this outrage.

Immature Sage bumped into Kayla the Childish. "I'll see you in Hell,
Immature Sage" muttered Kayla the Childish.

"Oh, it's you, Kayla the Childish" volleyed Immature Sage.

"Well, you certainly are immature," remarked Kayla the Childish.

"Yes, I am," conceded Immature Sage. "But it's been said that I'm also
ignorant!"

Kayla and Sage engaged in battle.

Kayla the Childish remembered the Magic Accordion she had been given
before. Kayla deployed the Magic Accordion to trounce Sage.

Kayla greeted the immature wolf, and caught hold of his right little
finger. Sage tried to shake she off, flying first about the house and
then out of it, but all in vain. At last the immature wolf after
soaring on high, struck the ground, and fell to pieces, becoming a
fine yellow sand. so Kayla cut him into small pieces, which were
buried throughout the woods.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



ARIEL AND THE ELECTRON-PHASE PARTICLE

In the distant city-state of the Monastic State of the Teutonic
Knights, Mercurial Ariel lived in a hovel not far from Vyshny
Volochyok.

Ariel lived with Kaylee the Crabby, Talented Katherine, Sloppy Marley,
Reassuring Kamryn, Teagan the Volcanic, Moronic Kendall, the Easter
Bunny the Competent, Slow Dylan, Leery Reagan, Ella the Good, and
Indolent Makayla.

Boisterous Logan and Reliable Harley were known to Ariel.

Vyshny Volochyok played host to a abysmal individual, London one
night.

London made a demand for delivery or enticement, abduction. Something
like that.

Taylor bumped into Ariel. "Well, look who this is, it's Taylor"
ejected Ariel.

"Welcome, Ariel" volleyed Taylor.

"Well, you certainly are courageous," remarked Ariel.

"Yes, I am," conceded Taylor. "But it's been said that I'm also
staid!"

"Here," said Taylor, "you'll need this," and gave Mercurial Ariel the
Electron-Phase Particle.

"What's this?" asked Ariel.

"What does it look like?" replied Courageous Taylor. "It's a special,
magical Electron-Phase Particle."

London the Abysmal bumped into Ariel. "Ugh. Its London the Abysmal"
said Ariel.

"Well, look who this is: Ariel" muttered London the Abysmal.

"Well, you certainly are stupid," muttered Ariel.

"Yes, I am," conceded London the Abysmal. "But it's been said that I'm
also abysmal!"

Ariel and London engaged in battle.

Ariel used the Electron-Phase Particle to annoy London.

London the Abysmal was struck down by the hand of Ariel. that was
that.

London was struck down by the hand of Mercurial Ariel. Afterwards
Ariel heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Camryn on the
pyre, and scattered her ashes to the wind. But Camryn vanished, and
was never seen again.

Ariel was given keys to the city. It was a good life. After that he
lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died
peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



QUINN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

In the distant city-state of Siberia, Quinn the Impatient lived in a
stately manor just on the verge of Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

Leninsk-Kuznetsky played host to a frightful individual, Quinn when
nobody was paying attention.

Quinn threw Quinn the Impatient into a local lake.

Fortunately he had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Quinn remembered the External-Quantum Fluctuation he had been given
before. Quinn manipulated the External-Quantum Fluctuation to trounce
Quinn.

Quinn's horse smote Quinn full swing with its hoof, and cracked his
skull, and Quinn made an end of him with a club. And Quinn said, "Into
the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!" Frightful
Quinn sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



SYDNEY THE SCARE AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

There came into the region of a valley a disease person known as
Sydney the Scare.

Sydney the Scare attempted to deceive victim.

In a certain shed lived Logan the Fussy.

Logan unwittingly helped Sydney.

Sydney the Scare threatened to marry Hayden.

Logan left shed to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Logan was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Logan responded to this test.

Curious Milan bumped into Logan the Fussy. "Nice to meet you Curious
Milan" said Logan the Fussy.

"Hail and well met, Logan the Fussy" muttered Curious Milan.

"Well, you certainly are ugly," mused Logan the Fussy.

"Yes, I am," conceded Curious Milan. "But it's been said that I'm also
curious!"

"Here," said Curious Milan, "you'll need this," and gave Logan the
Organic-Finite Field.

"What's this?" asked Logan the Fussy.

"What does it look like?" replied Milan. "It's a special, magical
Organic-Finite Field."

Logan set out for his shed.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of a
valley.

So Logan the Fussy went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually he reached a valley.

Sydney the Scare was struck down by the hand of Logan the Fussy. The
body was left in the possession of Logan the Fussy, who scraped
together the pieces and burned them in the stove. But Sidney the Upset
sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



PARKER AND KAYDEN THE JUNKY

A terrible person known as Kayden the Junky came into the region of
Orekhovo-Zuyevo in the middle of the night.

Kayden attempted to deceive victim.

Close to Orekhovo-Zuyevo in the province of East Germany, there was a
shack where Parker the Excellent lived.

Parker the Excellent unwittingly helped Kayden.

A false substitution was perpetrated by Kayden.

Parker left shack to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a
herring.

Parker was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Parker responded to this test.

Destiny the Discreet bumped into Parker the Excellent. "Gods be with
you Destiny the Discreet" noted Parker the Excellent.

"Hello there, Parker the Excellent" responded Destiny the Discreet.

"Well, you certainly are discreet," noted Parker the Excellent.

"Yes, I am," conceded Destiny the Discreet. "But it's been said that
I'm also awful!"

"Here," said Destiny, "you'll need this," and gave Parker the Magic
Accordion.

"What's this?" asked Parker the Excellent.

"What does it look like?" replied Destiny. "It's a special, magical
Magic Accordion."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Parker gratefully.

Parker set out for his shack.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

So Parker the Excellent went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually he reached Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

So Sorry Noah was brought to justice by Parker. Afterwards Parker
heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Sorry Noah on the
pyre, and scattered his ashes to the wind.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE NARRATIVE OF ELLIOT AND HER ADVENTURES

Once there was, and there wasn't, in a certain small house lived
Critical Elliot.

Elliot lived with Cameron the Joyous, Versatile Noah, Michael the
Funny, Lennon the Cordial, Matthew the Ambitious, Emory the Clever,
and Confident Nathan.

Hearty Lennon was a friend of Elliot.

Sooner or later, Versatile Noah died. It was done. There was much
wailing in Dubna.

"Man," rumbled Critical Elliot.

There came into the region of Dubna a very damage individual known as
Lily.

After a chat with Lennon, Lily learned some interesting news.

Lily attempted to deceive victim.

Critical Elliot unwittingly helped Lily the Dead.

Elliot left small house to walk the dog.

Elliot was chased.

Elliot hung, drawn, and quartered Dishonest Ethan. The body was left
in the possession of Elliot, who scraped together the pieces and
burned them in the stove.

Became a god, Elliot retired to write her memoirs. Years passed, but
Elliot still mourned the stinging loss of Versatile Noah. After that
she lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died
peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



A CERTAIN CASEY AND WHAT HE DID

In a certain stately manor lived the Easter Bunny.

A very moldy jackal known as Elliot came into the region of
Zheleznodorozhny.

Elliot threw Eager the Easter Bunny into a small stream.

Fortunately he had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

The Easter Bunny remembered the Organic-Automatic-Automatic-Linear
Theory he had been given before. Eager the Easter Bunny deployed the
Organic-Automatic-Automatic-Linear Theory to trounce Elliot.

And the Easter Bunny given a tongue-lashing Elliot the Yucky. Elliot
was completely burnt to cinders. God did it to rebuke the moldy jackal
for his moldiness.

One night, there came into the region of Zheleznodorozhny a
undermining person known as Casey.

Casey threw Eager the Easter Bunny into a local lake.

He had never learned to swim.

It happens to everyone eventually. It happened to him sooner.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



PHOENIX AND THE PNEUMATIC PARTICLE

In East Lansing in the city-state of Northern California, there was a
barn where Phoenix the Thoughtless lived.

Phoenix lived with Rory the Sturdy, Buff Emery, Blake the Logical,
Excitable Jaffar, Idle Jaffar, Absent-minded Daniel, and Jordan the
Agile.

Amari the Serious, Reagan the Brilliant, Cordial Jamie, Teagan the
Supercilious, Kayden the Peaceful, Ryan the Churlish, Parker the Shy,
Skyler the Well-intentioned, Soulful Payton, Disagreeable Rory, Elliot
the Peaceful, and Logan the Attentive were known to Phoenix.

East Lansing played host to a quirky person, Jaffar one morning.

Quirky Jaffar attempted to deceive victim.

Phoenix unwittingly helped Jaffar.

Quirky Jaffar suggested that Rory the Sturdy, Emery, Blake the
Logical, Jaffar, Jaffar, Daniel, and Jordan could be forced into a
marriage of convenience.

Excitable Jaffar, a friend of Phoenix the Thoughtless, needed a
wondrous object or two. Possibly three. No more than that. Unless they
were collectible.

Jaffar bumped into Phoenix the Thoughtless. "I'll see you in Hell,
Jaffar" rumbled Phoenix the Thoughtless.

"I'll see you in Hell, Phoenix the Thoughtless" responded Jaffar.

"Well, you certainly are callous," said Phoenix the Thoughtless.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jaffar. "But it's been said that I'm also
quirky!"

Phoenix and Jaffar engaged in battle.

Phoenix remembered the Pneumatic Particle he had been given before.
Phoenix the Thoughtless used the Pneumatic Particle to vanquish
Jaffar.

Phoenix cut the feet off from Jaffar and placed him on a stump by the
roadside. so Phoenix the Thoughtless cut him into small pieces, which
were buried throughout the woods.

Phoenix set out for his barn.

So Phoenix went on walking all night and all next day. Eventually he
reached East Lansing.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE NARRATIVE OF THE EASTER BUNNY AND HER ADVENTURES

A certain man was very strong. Tatum the Motivated his name was.

Belorechensk played host to a ruthless cloud, the Easter Bunny one
evening.

The Easter Bunny the Ruthless threw Tatum the Motivated into the murky
pond.

Too bad he had never learned to swim.

These things happen. It is unfortunate. There was much wailing in
Belorechensk.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



TATUM OF ORANGE COUNTY

Reese, a ugly person, paid a visit to Belorechensk.

Reese the Depressed attempted to deceive victim.

There was once an old stately manor that stood in the middle of a deep
gloomy Belorechensk, and in the stately manor lived Tatum.

Tatum the Flaky unwittingly helped Reese.

Reese the Depressed made off with Sub-light Ariel.

Tatum left stately manor to cut down the tallest tree in the forest
with a herring.

Tatum was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Tatum responded to this test.

Peaceful Logan bumped into Tatum the Flaky. "Hello there, Peaceful
Logan" exclaimed Tatum the Flaky.

"Ahoy! Tatum the Flaky" muttered Peaceful Logan.

"Well, you certainly are peaceful," mused Tatum the Flaky.

"Yes, I am," conceded Peaceful Logan. "But it's been said that I'm
also helpful!"

"Here," said Peaceful Logan, "you'll need this," and gave Tatum the
Primary-Multi-phase-Temporal-Sub-space Drive.

"What's this?" asked Tatum.

"What does it look like?" replied Logan. "It's a special, magical
Primary-Multi-phase-Temporal-Sub-space Drive."

Tatum set out for his stately manor.

So Tatum went away, and walked and walked, till he came to the place.

Reese was struck down by the hand of Tatum the Flaky. The body was
left in the possession of Tatum the Flaky, who scraped together the
pieces and burned them in the stove.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE STORY OF LENNON THE PROFICIENT AND HIS ADVENTURES

One night, there came into the region of Vyshny Volochyok a bemoan
eagle known as Skylar.

Dreadful Skylar attempted to deceive victim.

Lennon the Proficient lived in a hovel not far from Vyshny Volochyok
in the country Prussia.

Lennon unwittingly helped Dreadful Skylar.

Dreadful Skylar kidnapped External Kayden.

Lennon left hovel to walk the dog.

Lennon was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Lennon responded to this test.

Andrew bumped into Lennon. "Nice to meet you Andrew" exclaimed Lennon.

"Hello, Lennon" muttered Andrew.

"Well, you certainly are powerful," mused Lennon.

"Yes, I am," conceded Andrew. "But it's been said that I'm also
snazzy!"

"Here," said Powerful Andrew, "you'll need this," and gave Lennon the
Proficient the Temporal-Multi-phase-External-Humanoid Emitter.

"What's this?" asked Lennon.

"What does it look like?" replied Andrew. "It's a special, magical
Temporal-Multi-phase-External-Humanoid Emitter."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Lennon thankfully.

Lennon the Proficient set out for his hovel.

So Lennon the Proficient went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually he reached Vyshny Volochyok.

Seeing that Dreadful Skylar was perfectly enfeebled, Lennon snatched
from him his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off his
head. Behind him voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or
he will come to life!" "No," replied Lennon the Proficient, "a hero's
hand does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow."
Afterwards Lennon heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt
Christopher the Selfish on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to the
wind. God evidently did it to educate Christopher for his great
infernality.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



CHRIS AND THE ELIMINATION OF ROCKY EDEN, BENJAMIN, AND CARTER

In the distant nation of Chelyabinsk Oblast, Chris lived in a stately
manor within a days walk of New Haven.

A inelegant bat known as Eden came into the region of New Haven.

Eden threw Judgmental Chris into the murky pond.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Judgmental Chris remembered the #SWAG she had been given before. Chris
manipulated the #SWAG to trounce Eden.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Judgmental Chris fell upon Eden,
bound him with ropes. and they placed him in a coffin, and carried it
to church, whereupon it burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands
of those who dared carry it.

There came into the region of New Haven a lethargic griffin known as
Benjamin the Fussy.

Benjamin threw Judgmental Chris into a small stream.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Judgmental Chris used the #SWAG to annoy Benjamin.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Chris fell upon the fussy
griffin, bound him with ropes. and they placed him in a coffin, and
carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible flames,
singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

A very renege hawk known as Carter came into the region of New Haven.

Carter threw Chris into a small stream.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Chris manipulated the #SWAG to trounce Carter.

And the reptilian hawk was hung, drawn, and quartered by Chris. so
they placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it
burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared
carry it. God evidently did it to punish the reptilian hawk for his
reptilianness.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



A CERTAIN KAYDEN THE PUNCTUAL AND WHAT SHE DID

Near Leninsk-Kuznetsky in the city-state of Middle Earth, there was a
barn where Kayden lived.

Kayden lived with Holly Shiftwell the Dull, Jessica the Conscientious,
and Dirty Elliott.

Intolerant Carter, Morose Dakota, Rylee the Noisy, Jasmine the
Dutiful, Idle Blake, Provocative Harley, Resentful Destiny, Content
the Easter Bunny, Ryan the Peevish, Pleasant Rylan, Abnormal Lyric,
and Lauren the Ardent were known to Kayden.

One day, there came into the region of Leninsk-Kuznetsky a very
undermining swarm of ants known as Undermining Zion.

Imprisonment, detention of Kayden the Punctual.

Camryn bumped into Kayden. "Hello, Camryn" rumbled Kayden.

"Ahoy! Kayden" retorted Camryn.

"Well, you certainly are careful," remarked Kayden.

"Yes, I am," conceded Camryn. "But it's been said that I'm also
agile!"

"Here," said Agile Camryn, "you'll need this," and gave Kayden the
#SWAG.

"What's this?" asked Kayden.

"What does it look like?" replied Camryn. "It's a special, magical
#SWAG."

Undermining Zion bumped into Kayden the Punctual. "Oh, hello,
Undermining Zion" noted Kayden the Punctual.

"Oh, hello, Kayden the Punctual" retorted Undermining Zion.

"Well, you certainly are undermining," exclaimed Kayden the Punctual.

"Yes, I am," conceded Undermining Zion. "But it's been said that I'm
also undermining!"

Kayden and Zion engaged in battle.

Kayden the Punctual used the #SWAG to vanquish Zion.

Kayden cut the feet off from Undermining Zion and placed her on a
stump by the roadside. and they placed her in a coffin, and carried it
to church, whereupon it burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands
of those who dared carry it. the undermining swarm of ants sits to
this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

There came into the region of Leninsk-Kuznetsky a incisive snake known
as Kamryn the Analytical.

Kayden the Punctual's bride was forgotten after Kamryn the Analytical
cast a spell.

Kayden the Punctual encountered Agile Camryn again.

"Here," said Agile Camryn, "you'll need this," and gave Kayden the
Punctual the Temporal-Multi-phase-Sub-light Data.

"What's this?" asked Kayden the Punctual.

"What does it look like?" replied Agile Camryn. "It's a special,
magical Temporal-Multi-phase-Sub-light Data."

Kamryn bumped into Kayden. "Gods be with you Kamryn" said Kayden.

"Gods be with you Kayden" returned Kamryn.

"Well, you certainly are incisive," remarked Kayden.

"Yes, I am," conceded Kamryn. "But it's been said that I'm also
analytical!"

Kayden and Kamryn engaged in battle.

Kayden used the Temporal-Multi-phase-Sub-light Data to annoy Kamryn.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Kayden fell upon Kamryn, bound
her with ropes. and that was that. Kamryn the Analytical sits to this
day in the pit - in Tartarus.

And Kayden the Punctual brought to justice Lauren the Unsatisfactory.
they placed her in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it
burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared
carry it.

Kayden was given keys to the city. It was a good life. After that she
lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died
peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



A CERTAIN MIA AND WHAT SHE DID

In the distant province of Northern California, Cranky Angel lived in
a small house in East Lansing.

Mia, a criminal bear, paid a visit to East Lansing.

Mia threw Cranky Angel into the murky pond.

Too bad she had never learned to swim.

When G-d calls one home, there is never room for argument. There was
much wailing in East Lansing.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE NARRATIVE OF AMARI THE INJURIOUS AND HIS ADVENTURES

In a certain small house lived Jasmine.

One evening, there came into the region of Volochok a very repugnant
pig known as Amari.

Amari threw Jasmine into a small stream.

She had never learned to swim.

It happens to everyone eventually. It happened to her sooner. There
was much wailing in Volochok.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



ALEXIS THE INCONSISTENT AND ELFIN MILAN

In the time when your parents' parents were but small babies, within a
days walk of a small village in the city-state of Yamalo-Nenets
Autonomous Okrug, there was a barn where Alexis the Inconsistent
lived.

Alexis lived with Cameron the Blue, Reese the Intolerant, Cameron the
Resentful, Spiteful Justice, Somber Emery, Snobby Maria, Even-tempered
Holly Shiftwell, Lyric the Resourceful, Methodical Rylan, and Jaylin
the Deferential.

Katherine the Cautious and Harper the Shy were friends of Alexis.

A small village played host to a worthless individual, Hunter the
Worthless one night.

Hunter stilled Emery, a friend of Alexis, suddenly.

When G-d calls one home, there is never room for argument.

"What am I to do," said Hunter the Worthless to nobody in particular.
"You don't say?"

Respected Jamie bumped into Alexis the Inconsistent. "Gods be with you
Respected Jamie" ejected Alexis the Inconsistent.

"Hello, Alexis the Inconsistent" responded Respected Jamie.

"Well, you certainly are respected," noted Alexis the Inconsistent.

"Yes, I am," conceded Respected Jamie. "But it's been said that I'm
also watchful!"

"Here," said Respected Jamie, "you'll need this," and gave Alexis the
External-Phase-Phase Particle.

"What's this?" asked Alexis.

"What does it look like?" replied Jamie. "It's a special, magical
External-Phase-Phase Particle."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Alexis.

Hunter the Worthless bumped into Alexis the Inconsistent. "Oh. Hunter
the Worthless" exclaimed Alexis the Inconsistent.

"I'll see you in Hell, Alexis the Inconsistent" responded Hunter the
Worthless.

"Well, you certainly are worthless," ejected Alexis the Inconsistent.

"Yes, I am," conceded Hunter the Worthless. "But it's been said that
I'm also unsatisfactory!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Alexis the Inconsistent

Alexis and Hunter engaged in battle.

Alexis the Inconsistent deployed the External-Phase-Phase Particle to
vanquish Hunter.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Alexis the Inconsistent fell
upon Hunter, bound him with ropes. Alexis the Inconsistent said, "Into
the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!" Hunter the
Worthless sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

A very paternalistic person known as Christian came into the region of
a small village one night.

Christian the Passive suggested that Cameron, Reese the Intolerant,
Cameron, Justice, Emery, Maria, Holly Shiftwell, Lyric the
Resourceful, Methodical Rylan, and Jaylin the Deferential could be
forced into a marriage of convenience.

Alexis the Inconsistent was found by Respected Jamie again.

"Here," said Jamie, "you'll need this," and gave Alexis the
Inconsistent the Phase-Temporal Singularity.

"What's this?" asked Alexis.

"What does it look like?" replied Respected Jamie. "It's a special,
magical Phase-Temporal Singularity."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Alexis the Inconsistent gratefully.

Christian bumped into Alexis. "Gods be with you Christian" said
Alexis.

"Ahoy! Alexis" retorted Christian.

"Well, you certainly are passive," mused Alexis.

"Yes, I am," conceded Christian. "But it's been said that I'm also
paternalistic!"

Alexis and Christian engaged in battle.

Alexis the Inconsistent deployed the Phase-Temporal Singularity to
trounce Christian.

And Alexis the Inconsistent cut the feet off from Christian the
Passive and placed him on a stump by the roadside. The body was left
in the possession of Alexis the Inconsistent, who scraped together the
pieces and burned them in the stove. Christian the Passive sits to
this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

A very resigned individual known as Brienne of Tarth the Resigned came
into the region of a small village.

Brienne of Tarth made a demand for delivery or enticement, abduction.
Something like that.

Alexis encountered Respected Jamie again.

"Here," said Respected Jamie, "you'll need this," and gave Alexis the
Mad Skillz.

"What's this?" asked Alexis the Inconsistent.

"What does it look like?" replied Respected Jamie. "It's a special,
magical Mad Skillz."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Alexis the Inconsistent thankfully.

Brienne of Tarth the Resigned bumped into Alexis the Inconsistent.
"Hello, Brienne of Tarth the Resigned" said Alexis the Inconsistent.

"Hail and well met, Alexis the Inconsistent" responded Brienne of
Tarth the Resigned.

"Well, you certainly are prudent," muttered Alexis the Inconsistent.

"Yes, I am," conceded Brienne of Tarth the Resigned. "But it's been
said that I'm also resigned!"

Alexis and Brienne of Tarth engaged in battle.

Alexis the Inconsistent manipulated the Mad Skillz to trounce Brienne
of Tarth.

Brienne of Tarth the Resigned was struck down by the hand of Alexis.
and that was that. And Brienne of Tarth the Resigned was never seen
again.

After breakfast in a small village, a respected snake known as Blake
strode in.

Alexis was tormented at night by Blake.

Alexis the Inconsistent bumped into Jamie again.

"Here," said Jamie, "you'll need this," and gave Alexis the
Inconsistent the Linear-Phase Event horizon.

"What's this?" asked Alexis the Inconsistent.

"What does it look like?" replied Jamie. "It's a special, magical
Linear-Phase Event horizon."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Alexis thankfully.

Respected Blake bumped into Alexis. "Ahoy! Respected Blake" said
Alexis.

"Gods be with you Alexis" replied Respected Blake.

"Well, you certainly are respected," remarked Alexis.

"Yes, I am," conceded Respected Blake. "But it's been said that I'm
also cantankerous!"

Alexis and Blake engaged in battle.

Alexis deployed the Linear-Phase Event horizon to defeat Blake.

So the cantankerous snake was brought to justice by Alexis. and Alexis
cut her into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods. God
evidently did it to rebuke Blake for her cantankerousness.

One day in a small village, a very cowardly squirrel known as Cowardly
Justice strode in.

There was a casting of a spell, a transformation. The effects were
simply amazing. Words could not do them justice.

Alexis the Inconsistent met Respected Jamie again.

"Here," said Respected Jamie, "you'll need this," and gave Alexis the
Inconsistent the Internal Conduit.

"What's this?" asked Alexis.

"What does it look like?" replied Jamie. "It's a special, magical
Internal Conduit."

Cowardly Justice bumped into Alexis the Inconsistent. "Well, look who
this is, it's Cowardly Justice" said Alexis the Inconsistent.

"Hail and well met, Alexis the Inconsistent" returned Cowardly
Justice.

"Well, you certainly are cowardly," remarked Alexis the Inconsistent.

"Yes, I am," conceded Cowardly Justice. "But it's been said that I'm
also lovely!"

Alexis and Justice engaged in battle.

Alexis deployed the Internal Conduit to vanquish Justice.

And Alexis cut the feet off from Cowardly Justice and placed her on a
stump by the roadside. The body was left in the possession of Alexis,
who scraped together the pieces and burned them in the stove.

When nobody was paying attention in a small village, a immodest hawk
known as Tyrion Lannister strode in.

Immodest Tyrion Lannister, suddenly, stilled Emery.

When G-d calls one home, there is never room for argument. There was
much wailing in a small village.

"Just wondering!" rumbled Tyrion Lannister. "Rah."

Alexis the Inconsistent met Jamie again.

"Here," said Respected Jamie, "you'll need this," and gave Alexis the
Internal-Electron-Internal-Temporal Hull integrity.

"What's this?" asked Alexis the Inconsistent.

"What does it look like?" replied Jamie. "It's a special, magical
Internal-Electron-Internal-Temporal Hull integrity."

Immodest Tyrion Lannister bumped into Alexis. "Greetings, Immodest
Tyrion Lannister" said Alexis.

"Gods be with you Alexis" volleyed Immodest Tyrion Lannister.

"Well, you certainly are immodest," muttered Alexis.

"Yes, I am," conceded Immodest Tyrion Lannister. "But it's been said
that I'm also fussy!"

Alexis and Tyrion Lannister engaged in battle.

Alexis the Inconsistent deployed the
Internal-Electron-Internal-Temporal Hull integrity to vanquish Tyrion
Lannister.

Immodest Tyrion Lannister was struck down by the hand of Alexis the
Inconsistent. Immodest Tyrion Lannister was completely burnt to
cinders. the fussy hawk sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

One evening in a small village, a sad wolf known as Daniel strode in.

Daniel mused that Cameron, Reese the Intolerant, Cameron the
Resentful, Justice, Emery, Snobby Maria, Even-tempered Holly
Shiftwell, Lyric the Resourceful, Methodical Rylan, and Jaylin could
be forced into a marriage of convenience.

Alexis the Inconsistent bumped into Jamie again.

"Here," said Respected Jamie, "you'll need this," and gave Alexis the
Singing Telegram.

"What's this?" asked Alexis the Inconsistent.

"What does it look like?" replied Respected Jamie. "It's a special,
magical Singing Telegram."

Daniel bumped into Alexis. "Hello, Daniel" muttered Alexis.

"Well, look who this is, it's Alexis" retorted Daniel.

"Well, you certainly are careful," exclaimed Alexis.

"Yes, I am," conceded Daniel. "But it's been said that I'm also sad!"

Alexis and Daniel engaged in battle.

Alexis the Inconsistent used the Singing Telegram to trounce Daniel.

Seeing that Careful Daniel was perfectly enfeebled, Alexis the
Inconsistent snatched from him his keen faulchion, and with a single
blow struck off his head. Behind her voices began to cry: "Strike
again! strike again! or he will come to life!" "No," replied Alexis,
"a hero's hand does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a
single blow." and they placed him in a coffin, and carried it to
church, whereupon it burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of
those who dared carry it.

After breakfast in a small village, a fail wolf known as Brienne of
Tarth strode in.

There was a casting of a spell, a transformation. The effects were
simply amazing. Words could not do them justice.

Alexis the Inconsistent was found by Respected Jamie again.

"Here," said Jamie, "you'll need this," and gave Alexis the
Temporal-Kinetic Hull integrity.

"What's this?" asked Alexis the Inconsistent.

"What does it look like?" replied Respected Jamie. "It's a special,
magical Temporal-Kinetic Hull integrity."

Brienne of Tarth the Fail bumped into Alexis. "Oh, it's you, Brienne
of Tarth the Fail" muttered Alexis.

"Oh, dear. Alexis" muttered Brienne of Tarth the Fail.

"Well, you certainly are fail," exclaimed Alexis.

"Yes, I am," conceded Brienne of Tarth the Fail. "But it's been said
that I'm also scare!"

Alexis and Brienne of Tarth engaged in battle.

Alexis used the Temporal-Kinetic Hull integrity to annoy Brienne of
Tarth.

Alexis the Inconsistent cut the feet off from the scare wolf and
placed her on a stump by the roadside. and that was that. God did it
to punish Brienne of Tarth for her great scareness.

In the middle of the night in a small village, a very grave swarm of
ants known as Grave Jaylin strode in.

Jaylin kidnapped Automatic Jaffar.

Alexis the Inconsistent was found by Respected Jamie again.

"Here," said Respected Jamie, "you'll need this," and gave Alexis the
Linear-Automatic Emitter.

"What's this?" asked Alexis.

"What does it look like?" replied Jamie. "It's a special, magical
Linear-Automatic Emitter."

Jaylin bumped into Alexis the Inconsistent. "Well, look who this is:
Jaylin" said Alexis the Inconsistent.

"Ugh. Its Alexis the Inconsistent" retorted Jaylin.

"Well, you certainly are grave," exclaimed Alexis the Inconsistent.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jaylin. "But it's been said that I'm also
unsatisfactory!"

Alexis and Jaylin engaged in battle.

Alexis the Inconsistent used the Linear-Automatic Emitter to defeat
Jaylin.

Jaylin was struck down by the hand of Alexis the Inconsistent. so that
was that.

A unimaginative bear known as Alexander the Hungry came into the
region of a small village around lunchtime.

Alexander engaged in plundering in ... other forms.

Alexis came across Respected Jamie again.

"Here," said Respected Jamie, "you'll need this," and gave Alexis the
Sub-space Emitter.

"What's this?" asked Alexis the Inconsistent.

"What does it look like?" replied Respected Jamie. "It's a special,
magical Sub-space Emitter."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Alexis.

Alexander bumped into Alexis. "Oh. Alexander" muttered Alexis.

"Well, look who this is: Alexis" replied Alexander.

"Well, you certainly are unimaginative," muttered Alexis.

"Yes, I am," conceded Alexander. "But it's been said that I'm also
hungry!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Alexis

Alexis and Alexander engaged in battle.

Alexis the Inconsistent manipulated the Sub-space Emitter to vanquish
Alexander.

Seeing that Alexander the Hungry was perfectly enfeebled, Alexis
snatched from him his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck
off his head. Behind her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike
again! or he will come to life!" "No," replied Alexis the
Inconsistent, "a hero's hand does not strike twice, but finishes its
work with a single blow." Alexander was completely burnt to cinders.
God evidently did it to rebuke the unimaginative bear for his
unimaginativeness.

One day in a small village, a elfin griffin known as Elfin Milan
strode in.

Elfin Milan caused bodily injury, maiming, mutilation. Oh!

Alexis bumped into Respected Jamie again.

"Here," said Jamie, "you'll need this," and gave Alexis the
Inconsistent the Electron-Quantum Shield.

"What's this?" asked Alexis the Inconsistent.

"What does it look like?" replied Jamie. "It's a special, magical
Electron-Quantum Shield."

Milan bumped into Alexis the Inconsistent. "Nice to meet you Milan"
said Alexis the Inconsistent.

"Welcome, Alexis the Inconsistent" muttered Milan.

"Well, you certainly are elfin," exclaimed Alexis the Inconsistent.

"Yes, I am," conceded Milan. "But it's been said that I'm also
proficient!"

Alexis and Milan engaged in battle.

Alexis manipulated the Electron-Quantum Shield to defeat Milan.

Alexis the Inconsistent greeted the elfin griffin, and caught hold of
his right little finger. Elfin Milan tried to shake she off, flying
first about the house and then out of it, but all in vain. At last
Milan after soaring on high, struck the ground, and fell to pieces,
becoming a fine yellow sand. and Alexis cut him into small pieces,
which were buried throughout the woods.

And Alexis the Inconsistent cut the feet off from Sawyer and placed
her on a stump by the roadside. and that was that. Sawyer the Scary
sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Alexis married and had parking tickets forgiven. Years passed, but
Alexis still mourned the stinging loss of Emery. After that she lived
long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing
stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told
you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Lyric the Resourceful.



THE NARRATIVE OF CAMRYN THE DEEP AND THE HARPY JAYDEN THE DRAMATIC

We like to say that we are wise, but our elders dispute the fact,
saying: "No, no, we were wiser than you are." But stories tell that
before our grandmothers had learnt anything, and before their
grandmothers were born, Camryn lived in a house not far from Hobbiton
in the province Middle Earth.

Camryn lived with Ella the Dirty, Brilliant Jayden, Ariel the Lame,
Dylan the Tired, Blake the Cantankerous, Payton the Moronic, Katherine
the Clever, Hailey the Balanced, and Dainty Tatum.

Natalie the Independent, Kayden the Childlike, and Watchful Megan were
friends of Camryn.

There came into the region of Hobbiton a questionable boar known as
Depressed Dakota.

Dakota threw Camryn into a local lake.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Jessie bumped into Camryn. "Nice to meet you Jessie" noted Camryn.

"Welcome, Camryn" volleyed Jessie.

"Well, you certainly are dirty," exclaimed Camryn.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jessie. "But it's been said that I'm also
meticulous!"

"Here," said Jessie, "you'll need this," and gave Camryn the Deep the
Infinite-Positron-Kinetic Field.

"What's this?" asked Camryn the Deep.

"What does it look like?" replied Jessie. "It's a special, magical
Infinite-Positron-Kinetic Field."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Camryn the Deep.

Dakota bumped into Camryn. "Well, look who this is: Dakota" remarked
Camryn.

"Well, look who this is: Camryn" muttered Dakota.

"Well, you certainly are questionable," ejected Camryn.

"Yes, I am," conceded Dakota. "But it's been said that I'm also
depressed!"

Camryn and Dakota engaged in battle.

Camryn the Deep manipulated the Infinite-Positron-Kinetic Field to
defeat Dakota.

Seeing that Dakota was perfectly enfeebled, Camryn snatched from him
his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off his head. Behind
her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or he will come
to life!" "No," replied Camryn, "a hero's hand does not strike twice,
but finishes its work with a single blow." that was that. the
depressed boar was never seen again.

One night, there came into the region of Hobbiton a very discerning
serpent known as Discerning Armani.

Armani kidnapped Dylan the Tired, a friend of Camryn.

Camryn found Jessie again.

"Here," said Jessie, "you'll need this," and gave Camryn the Deep the
#SWAG.

"What's this?" asked Camryn the Deep.

"What does it look like?" replied Jessie. "It's a special, magical
#SWAG."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Camryn the Deep thankfully.

Discerning Armani bumped into Camryn. "Gods be with you Discerning
Armani" remarked Camryn.

"Gods be with you Camryn" replied Discerning Armani.

"Well, you certainly are discerning," noted Camryn.

"Yes, I am," conceded Discerning Armani. "But it's been said that I'm
also well-rounded!"

Camryn and Armani engaged in battle.

Camryn used the #SWAG to annoy Armani.

Armani was struck down by the hand of Camryn the Deep. so they placed
her in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into
horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it. And
Discerning Armani was never seen again.

There came into the region of Hobbiton a very artistic lion known as
Artistic Morgan.

Camryn was tormented at night by Morgan.

Camryn came across Jessie again.

"Here," said Jessie, "you'll need this," and gave Camryn the pair of
Air Jordans.

"What's this?" asked Camryn the Deep.

"What does it look like?" replied Jessie. "It's a special, magical
pair of Air Jordans."

Artistic Morgan bumped into Camryn. "Hail and well met, Artistic
Morgan" noted Camryn.

"Gods be with you Camryn" returned Artistic Morgan.

"Well, you certainly are well-intentioned," mused Camryn.

"Yes, I am," conceded Artistic Morgan. "But it's been said that I'm
also artistic!"

Camryn and Morgan engaged in battle.

Camryn the Deep deployed the pair of Air Jordans to defeat Morgan.

Camryn the Deep's horse smote the well-intentioned lion full swing
with its hoof, and cracked her skull, and Camryn the Deep made an end
of her with a club. But Camryn said, "Into the bottomless pit with
you! Out of sight, accursed one!" God did it to remonstrate the
well-intentioned lion for her well-intentionedness.

One night in Hobbiton, a sophisticated fish known as Quinn strode in.

Quinn the Reclusive threw Camryn the Deep into a local lake.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Camryn found Jessie again.

"Here," said Jessie, "you'll need this," and gave Camryn the Deep the
Magic Accordion.

"What's this?" asked Camryn the Deep.

"What does it look like?" replied Jessie. "It's a special, magical
Magic Accordion."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Camryn.

Quinn bumped into Camryn. "Well, look who this is, it's Quinn"
muttered Camryn.

"Hello, Camryn" returned Quinn.

"Well, you certainly are sophisticated," muttered Camryn.

"Yes, I am," conceded Quinn. "But it's been said that I'm also
reclusive!"

Camryn and Quinn engaged in battle.

Camryn the Deep used the Magic Accordion to trounce Quinn.

Quinn the Reclusive was given a tongue-lashing by Camryn the Deep.
Thanks to Camryn, Quinn the Reclusive was completely burnt to cinders.
God did it to punish the reclusive fish for his reclusiveness.

A very lose person known as Unpleasant Jonathan came into the region
of Hobbiton around lunchtime.

Camryn the Deep was driven from her house.

Camryn met Meticulous Jessie again.

"Here," said Jessie, "you'll need this," and gave Camryn the
Humanoid-Internal-Internal-Infinite Field.

"What's this?" asked Camryn.

"What does it look like?" replied Jessie. "It's a special, magical
Humanoid-Internal-Internal-Infinite Field."

Unpleasant Jonathan bumped into Camryn the Deep. "Oh, dear. Unpleasant
Jonathan" exclaimed Camryn the Deep.

"Oh, dear. Camryn the Deep" replied Unpleasant Jonathan.

"Well, you certainly are lose," rumbled Camryn the Deep.

"Yes, I am," conceded Unpleasant Jonathan. "But it's been said that
I'm also unpleasant!"

Camryn and Jonathan engaged in battle.

Camryn the Deep deployed the Humanoid-Internal-Internal-Infinite Field
to annoy Jonathan.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Camryn fell upon Unpleasant
Jonathan, bound him with ropes. Jonathan was completely burnt to
cinders. Unpleasant Jonathan was never seen again.

Hobbiton played host to a dramatic harpy, Jayden the Dramatic one day.

Jayden forcibly seized Internal Alexis.

Camryn the Deep bumped into Meticulous Jessie again.

"Here," said Meticulous Jessie, "you'll need this," and gave Camryn
the Deep the Quantum-Linear-Humanoid Data.

"What's this?" asked Camryn.

"What does it look like?" replied Meticulous Jessie. "It's a special,
magical Quantum-Linear-Humanoid Data."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Camryn.

Jayden the Dramatic bumped into Camryn the Deep. "Hello, Jayden the
Dramatic" remarked Camryn the Deep.

"Hail and well met, Camryn the Deep" replied Jayden the Dramatic.

"Well, you certainly are dramatic," muttered Camryn the Deep.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jayden the Dramatic. "But it's been said that
I'm also inactive!"

Camryn and Jayden engaged in battle.

Camryn deployed the Quantum-Linear-Humanoid Data to trounce Jayden.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Camryn the Deep fell upon
Jayden, bound him with ropes. The body was left in the possession of
Camryn the Deep, who scraped together the pieces and burned them in
the stove. Jayden sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Seeing that Jayden was perfectly enfeebled, Camryn snatched from her
her keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off her head. Behind
her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or she will come
to life!" "No," replied Camryn the Deep, "a hero's hand does not
strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." so they
placed her in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst
into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

Camryn married. It was a good life. After that she lived long and
happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



ELLIOTT OF LITHUANIA

One morning, there came into the region of Oblivion a very worthless
fish known as Unhappy Leslie.

Unhappy Leslie attempted to deceive victim.

In a certain shed lived Joyous Elliott.

Elliott unwittingly helped Leslie.

Unhappy Leslie kidnapped Skylar, a friend of Elliott.

Elliott left shed to find a hammer.

Elliott was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Elliott responded to this test.

London bumped into Elliott. "Salutations! London" remarked Elliott.

"Nice to meet you Elliott" returned London.

"Well, you certainly are eager," exclaimed Elliott.

"Yes, I am," conceded London. "But it's been said that I'm also
stable!"

"Here," said London the Stable, "you'll need this," and gave Elliott
the Kinetic-Temporal-Automatic Core.

"What's this?" asked Joyous Elliott.

"What does it look like?" replied London the Stable. "It's a special,
magical Kinetic-Temporal-Automatic Core."

Joyous Elliott set out for her shed.

So Joyous Elliott went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually she reached Oblivion.

Leslie was struck down by the hand of Joyous Elliott. The body was
left in the possession of Joyous Elliott, who scraped together the
pieces and burned them in the stove.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



KAYLEE AND THE EXTIRPATION OF ELLIOTT

There came into the region of Orekhovo-Zuyevo a wicked boar known as
Elliott.

After a chat with Joan of Arc, Elliott learned some interesting news.

Elliott attempted to deceive victim.

A certain woman was very touchy. Her name was Kaylee the Indiscreet.

Kaylee the Indiscreet unwittingly helped Wicked Elliott.

There was a threat of cannibalism.

Kaylee the Indiscreet discovered that Joan of Arc, a friend of Kaylee
the Indiscreet, needed a bride, a friend, or just somebody to talk to.

No longer willing to sit idly by, Kaylee set off to do something about
this outrage.

Elliott bumped into Kaylee. "Oh. Elliott" ejected Kaylee.

"I'll see you in Hell, Kaylee" retorted Elliott.

"Well, you certainly are wicked," said Kaylee.

"Yes, I am," conceded Elliott. "But it's been said that I'm also
rotten!"

Kaylee and Elliott engaged in battle.

Kaylee the Indiscreet remembered the Primary-Linear Coordinates she
had been given before. Kaylee the Indiscreet manipulated the
Primary-Linear Coordinates to vanquish Elliott.

So Kaylee the Indiscreet hung, drawn, and quartered Wicked Elliott.
The body was left in the possession of Kaylee the Indiscreet, who
scraped together the pieces and burned them in the stove.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE NARRATIVE OF RYLAN AND HER ADVENTURES

In the distant province of Orange County, Rylan the Ridiculous lived
in a hovel near Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

After breakfast in Leninsk-Kuznetsky, a very slimy eagle known as
Dylan the Yucky strode in.

Dylan the Yucky threw Rylan the Ridiculous into the murky pond.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Rylan remembered the Infinite-Pneumatic-Internal Buffer she had been
given before. Rylan manipulated the Infinite-Pneumatic-Internal Buffer
to annoy Dylan.

Dylan the Yucky was struck down by the hand of Rylan the Ridiculous.
and that was that.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE HAWK HARPER AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

One night, there came into the region of a lonely intersection a very
drunk hawk known as Barbed Harper.

Harper attempted to deceive victim.

A certain man was very dextrous. Emory his name was.

Emory unwittingly helped Harper.

Harper declared war on Emory the Brilliant.

Emory left shack to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a
herring.

Emory was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Emory responded to this test.

Benjamin bumped into Emory. "Gods be with you Benjamin" rumbled Emory.

"Nice to meet you Emory" replied Benjamin.

"Well, you certainly are excitable," rumbled Emory.

"Yes, I am," conceded Benjamin. "But it's been said that I'm also
pleasant!"

"Here," said Pleasant Benjamin, "you'll need this," and gave Emory the
Brilliant the Kinetic Emitter.

"What's this?" asked Emory the Brilliant.

"What does it look like?" replied Pleasant Benjamin. "It's a special,
magical Kinetic Emitter."

Emory the Brilliant set out for his shack.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of a
lonely intersection.

Next day Emory set off on his visit to the a lonely intersection. he
walked and walked, for three whole days did he walk, and then he
reached a lonely intersection.

And Camryn was given a tongue-lashing by Emory the Brilliant. and they
placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst
into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.
God evidently did it to remonstrate Camryn for his deplorability.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing
stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told
you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Funny Amari.



A CERTAIN LYRIC AND WHAT HE DID

There was once an old small house that stood in the middle of a deep
gloomy a valley, and in the small house lived Lyric.

Lyric lived with Jasmine the Awful, Long-winded Jordan, Modest Jordyn,
Tatum the Stern, Sawyer the Long-winded, Sydney the Circumspect,
Thoughtful Kaitlyn, Distrustful DEATH, Fastidious Skylar, and Caustic
TIAMAT.

Morgan the Gloomy, Katherine the Cantankerous, Dylan the Spirited,
Ella the Love-lorn, Amari the Agreeable, Sydney the Shrewd, Teagan the
Noisy, Old-fashioned Cameron, Content River, Kai the Quiet, Lyric the
Critical, and Kayla the Subtle were friends of Lyric.

Jasmine the Awful unexpectedly died, leaving Lyric devastated. When
G-d calls one home, there is never room for argument. There was much
wailing in a valley.

"By golly?" rumbled Lyric the Well-developed to nobody in particular.

In the middle of the night in a valley, a sobbing swarm of ants known
as Perturb DEATH strode in.

A false substitution was perpetrated by Perturb DEATH.

Modest Jordyn, a friend of Lyric the Well-developed, needed a egg of
death or love. Either would do.

Ariel the Attentive bumped into Lyric the Well-developed. "Hello
there, Ariel the Attentive" said Lyric the Well-developed.

"Hello, Lyric the Well-developed" volleyed Ariel the Attentive.

"Well, you certainly are efficient," ejected Lyric the Well-developed.

"Yes, I am," conceded Ariel the Attentive. "But it's been said that
I'm also attentive!"

"Here," said Ariel, "you'll need this," and gave Lyric the
Electron-Humanoid Shield.

"What's this?" asked Lyric the Well-developed.

"What does it look like?" replied Ariel the Attentive. "It's a
special, magical Electron-Humanoid Shield."

The problems experienced by Jordyn, who needed a egg of death or love,
were resolved by Lyric.

Lyric arrived in a valley but was unrecognized.

Lyric was recognized.

Lyric settled down and became filled with knowledge. Years passed, but
Lyric still mourned the stinging loss of Jasmine. After that he lived
long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



RYAN AND JAFFAR

In the time when your parents' parents were but small babies, Ryan
lived in a house within a days walk of Madchester in the kingdom
Northern California.

Ryan lived with Outspoken Christopher.

Charming Zion, Kind Reese, Jordan the Meticulous, and Stoic Ethan were
friends of Ryan.

One morning, there came into the region of Madchester a sobbing jackal
known as Jaffar.

Jaffar attempted to deceive victim.

Ryan unwittingly helped Jaffar.

For reasons unknown, Jaffar murdered Reese, a friend of Below average
Ryan.

When G-d calls one home, there is never room for argument. There was
much wailing in Madchester.

"Humbug," ejected Quick-tempered Jaffar.

Outspoken Christopher, a friend of Below average Ryan, needed a bride,
a friend, or just somebody to talk to.

Jaffar bumped into Ryan. "I'll see you in Hell, Jaffar" rumbled Ryan.

"Oh, it's you, Ryan" responded Jaffar.

"Well, you certainly are sobbing," said Ryan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jaffar. "But it's been said that I'm also
quick-tempered!"

Ryan and Jaffar engaged in battle.

Ryan remembered the Positron-Sub-light Shield she had been given
before. Below average Ryan used the Positron-Sub-light Shield to
trounce Jaffar.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Ryan fell upon the sobbing
jackal, bound him with ropes. the sobbing jackal was completely burnt
to cinders.

Ryan set out for her house.

So she went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Madchester.

So Below average Ryan went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually she reached Madchester.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is Outspoken Christopher.



SAWYER AND MESSY EMERY

Before our grandfathers had learnt anything, and before their
grandfathers were born, there was once an old grass hut that stood in
the middle of a deep gloomy Vyshny Volochyok, and in the grass hut
lived Sawyer.

Sawyer lived with Jasmine the Dirty, Flaky Kaitlyn, DEATH the Willing,
Short-tempered Dallas, Zealous Victoria, Bright Riley, Chic Chris, and
Reagan the Flabby.

Resourceful Katherine was a friend of Sawyer.

Kaitlyn unexpectedly died, leaving Sawyer devastated. These things
happen. It is unfortunate.

"Never?" remarked Proficient Sawyer to nobody in particular.

Vyshny Volochyok played host to a messy dragon, Messy Emery after
breakfast.

While skulking about Vyshny Volochyok, Messy Emery overhearded some
gossip about Sawyer.

Emery attempted to deceive victim.

Sawyer unwittingly helped Messy Emery.

Sawyer left grass hut to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Sawyer was chased.

So Proficient Sawyer cut the feet off from Haggard Kamryn and placed
her on a stump by the roadside. The body was left in the possession of
Proficient Sawyer, who scraped together the pieces and burned them in
the stove.

Was made king, Sawyer retired to live in peace. Years passed, but
Sawyer still mourned the stinging loss of Flaky Kaitlyn. After that he
lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died
peacefully.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is Zealous Victoria.



THE ADVENTURES OF ARMANI OF PRUSSIA

A certain woman was very lithe. Tired Charlie her name was.

A faulty cloud known as Armani came into the region of East Lansing
one evening.

Armani threw Tired Charlie into a small stream.

She had never learned to swim.

It was done. There was much wailing in East Lansing.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



ZION THE SOBBING AND SULKY MILAN

There came into the region of Leninsk-Kuznetsky a sobbing person known
as Zion the Sobbing.

Zion the Sobbing attempted to deceive victim.

In a certain decayed mansion lived Milan.

Milan unwittingly helped Zion the Sobbing.

Zion the Sobbing caused a sudden disappearance.

"Meh," noted Zion the Sobbing. "Hmm!"

Milan left decayed mansion to walk the dog.

Milan was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Milan responded to this test.

Allison bumped into Milan. "Nice to meet you Allison" said Milan.

"Well, look who this is, it's Milan" volleyed Allison.

"Well, you certainly are talented," remarked Milan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Allison. "But it's been said that I'm also
level-headed!"

"Here," said Allison, "you'll need this," and gave Sulky Milan the
Neural-Temporal-Linear Plasma.

"What's this?" asked Milan.

"What does it look like?" replied Talented Allison. "It's a special,
magical Neural-Temporal-Linear Plasma."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Milan.

Sulky Milan set out for her decayed mansion.

So she went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

Next day Milan set off on her visit to the Leninsk-Kuznetsky. she
walked and walked, for three whole days did she walk, and then she
reached Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

So Abysmal Pat was brought to justice by Sulky Milan. The body was
left in the possession of Milan, who scraped together the pieces and
burned them in the stove. And Pat sits to this day in the pit - in
Tartarus.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE STORY OF GENEROUS RYLAN AND HER ADVENTURES

There came into the region of Volochok a horrendous individual known
as Emory.

Emory the Horrendous attempted to deceive victim.

In a certain house lived Rylan.

Generous Rylan unwittingly helped Emory.

Thanks to the ravages Emory the Horrendous's predations had left on
the land, there was the threat of cannibalism among the relatives of
Generous Rylan's family. Sawyer eyed each other hungrily.

Rylan left house to find a hammer.

Rylan was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Rylan responded to this test.

Milan the Serious bumped into Rylan. "Well, look who this is, it's
Milan the Serious" exclaimed Rylan.

"Salutations! Rylan" retorted Milan the Serious.

"Well, you certainly are serious," remarked Rylan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Milan the Serious. "But it's been said that I'm
also thinking!"

"Here," said Milan the Serious, "you'll need this," and gave Rylan the
Singing Sword.

"What's this?" asked Generous Rylan.

"What does it look like?" replied Milan the Serious. "It's a special,
magical Singing Sword."

Generous Rylan set out for her house.

Next day Rylan set off on her visit to the Volochok. she walked and
walked, for three whole days did she walk, and then she reached
Volochok.

Emory the Horrendous was struck down by the hand of Rylan. and they
placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst
into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.
God evidently did it to rebuke Foul Skylar for his loseness.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



A CERTAIN QUINN THE HYSTERICAL AND WHAT SHE DID IN LITHUANIA

Some years before you were born, in the distant kingdom of Lithuania,
Quinn lived in a shed not far from Vyshny Volochyok.

Quinn lived with Sassy Emery, Jessie the Selfish, Jessie the Staid,
Moronic Taylor, Slight Noah, Jocular Peyton, Mean Skyler, Riley the
Civil, Tyler the Bright, Christian the Capable, and Drugged Casey.

Tatum the Nosy, Egotistical Rory, Rory the Wary, Kai the Coherent, and
Ethan the Respectful were known to Quinn.

Tatum the Nosy unexpectedly died, leaving Quinn devastated.

"Just kidding?" remarked Quinn the Hysterical. "Cheers!"

When nobody was paying attention in Vyshny Volochyok, a very
unreliable person known as Unreliable Teagan strode in.

Teagan threatened to marry Tyler.

Casey, a friend of Quinn, had lacks in other forms. Tsk tsk. Those
lacks.

Noisy Riley bumped into Quinn. "Welcome, Noisy Riley" said Quinn.

"Ahoy! Quinn" muttered Noisy Riley.

"Well, you certainly are beautiful," remarked Quinn.

"Yes, I am," conceded Noisy Riley. "But it's been said that I'm also
noisy!"

"Here," said Riley, "you'll need this," and gave Quinn the Hysterical
the Magic Accordion.

"What's this?" asked Quinn.

"What does it look like?" replied Riley. "It's a special, magical
Magic Accordion."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Quinn the Hysterical thankfully.

The problems experienced by Casey, who had lacks in other forms, were
resolved by Quinn.

Quinn arrived in Vyshny Volochyok but was unrecognized.

Quinn was recognized.

Quinn settled down and dated for a few years, but decided to remain
single. Years passed, but Quinn still mourned the stinging loss of
Tatum the Nosy. After that she lived long and happily, survived to a
great age, and then died peacefully.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



LESLIE AND NEVER MICAH

Leslie lived in a shed not far from Leninsk-Kuznetsky in the country
Russia.

A very dastardly individual known as Micah came into the region of
Leninsk-Kuznetsky one morning.

Never Micah ate Haley, a friend of Leslie the Dainty, for reasons
unknown.

It was done.

"Chin up," muttered Micah. "Man?"

Leslie remembered the Infinite-Temporal Amplitude he had been given
before. Leslie the Dainty used the Infinite-Temporal Amplitude to
trounce Micah.

Leslie's horse smote Never Micah full swing with its hoof, and cracked
his skull, and Leslie made an end of him with a club. and they placed
him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into
horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



A CERTAIN LONDON AND WHAT SHE DID

I've heard it said that once there was once an old stately manor that
stood in the middle of a deep gloomy a lonely intersection, and in the
stately manor lived London the Fiery.

London lived with Charlie the Plucky, Sage the Lethargic, Respected
Dallas, Supercilious Emery, Immodest Mia, Zion the Playful, Emory the
Sensitive, and Lauren the Persnickety.

Versatile Armani, Peyton the Stupid, Lennon the Self-assured, Gentle
Ariel, Chic Jessie, Jennifer the Cranky, Flaky Kayla, Clumsy Teagan,
Dallas the Dextrous, Quirky Rylee, the Spirit of 1776 the Dramatic,
and Ryan the Insensitive were friends of London.

When nobody was paying attention, there came into the region of a
lonely intersection a very faulty harpy known as Anna the Faulty.

Anna kidnapped Emory the Sensitive, a friend of London.

Kamryn bumped into London the Fiery. "Welcome, Kamryn" exclaimed
London the Fiery.

"Greetings, London the Fiery" volleyed Kamryn.

"Well, you certainly are sleepy," exclaimed London the Fiery.

"Yes, I am," conceded Kamryn. "But it's been said that I'm also
mature!"

"Here," said Kamryn, "you'll need this," and gave London the Fiery the
Singing Sword.

"What's this?" asked London.

"What does it look like?" replied Kamryn the Mature. "It's a special,
magical Singing Sword."

Anna bumped into London the Fiery. "Oh, it's you, Anna" rumbled London
the Fiery.

"Oh, dear. London the Fiery" returned Anna.

"Well, you certainly are faulty," mused London the Fiery.

"Yes, I am," conceded Anna. "But it's been said that I'm also
dastardly!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says London the Fiery

London and Anna engaged in battle.

London the Fiery manipulated the Singing Sword to annoy Anna.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: London the Fiery fell upon Anna,
bound her with ropes. and London the Fiery cut her into small pieces,
which were buried throughout the woods.

Kendall the Slimy, a homely person, paid a visit to a lonely
intersection.

Kendall the Slimy threw London the Fiery into the well.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

London came across Kamryn the Mature again.

"Here," said Kamryn, "you'll need this," and gave London the Singing
Telegram.

"What's this?" asked London.

"What does it look like?" replied Kamryn. "It's a special, magical
Singing Telegram."

Kendall bumped into London the Fiery. "Oh, dear. Kendall" mused London
the Fiery.

"Oh, it's you, London the Fiery" retorted Kendall.

"Well, you certainly are homely," muttered London the Fiery.

"Yes, I am," conceded Kendall. "But it's been said that I'm also
slimy!"

London and Kendall engaged in battle.

London the Fiery used the Singing Telegram to trounce Kendall.

So Kendall was brought to justice by London the Fiery. so London cut
her into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods. God did
it to educate Kendall for her homeliness.

There came into the region of a lonely intersection a corrupt dog
known as Corrupt Elliott.

Elliott kidnapped Lauren the Persnickety, a friend of London the
Fiery.

London the Fiery was found by Kamryn again.

"Here," said Kamryn the Mature, "you'll need this," and gave London
the Primary Particle.

"What's this?" asked London.

"What does it look like?" replied Kamryn the Mature. "It's a special,
magical Primary Particle."

"Thanks!" said a grateful London the Fiery gratefully.

Corrupt Elliott bumped into London. "I'll see you in Hell, Corrupt
Elliott" exclaimed London.

"Oh, it's you, London" replied Corrupt Elliott.

"Well, you certainly are corrupt," rumbled London.

"Yes, I am," conceded Corrupt Elliott. "But it's been said that I'm
also repugnant!"

London and Elliott engaged in battle.

London the Fiery used the Primary Particle to annoy Elliott.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: London fell upon Corrupt
Elliott, bound her with ropes. the repugnant dog was completely burnt
to cinders.

Insensitive the Spirit of 1776, a insensitive individual, paid a visit
to a lonely intersection.

Since he was unstoppable, Insensitive the Spirit of 1776 ate Ariel, a
friend of London the Fiery.

It was done. There was much wailing in a lonely intersection.

"Ha-ha," rumbled the Spirit of 1776. "Tsk-tsk?"

London the Fiery met Kamryn the Mature again.

"Here," said Kamryn, "you'll need this," and gave London the Fiery the
Pneumatic-Quantum-Infinite-Auxiliary Event horizon.

"What's this?" asked London.

"What does it look like?" replied Kamryn. "It's a special, magical
Pneumatic-Quantum-Infinite-Auxiliary Event horizon."

Insensitive the Spirit of 1776 bumped into London. "Well, look who
this is, it's Insensitive the Spirit of 1776" noted London.

"God be with you London" replied Insensitive the Spirit of 1776.

"Well, you certainly are friendly," remarked London.

"Yes, I am," conceded Insensitive the Spirit of 1776. "But it's been
said that I'm also insensitive!"

London and the Spirit of 1776 engaged in battle.

London the Fiery deployed the Pneumatic-Quantum-Infinite-Auxiliary
Event horizon to vanquish the Spirit of 1776.

The Spirit of 1776 was given a tongue-lashing by London. and they
placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst
into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.
But the Spirit of 1776 sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Around lunchtime, there came into the region of a lonely intersection
a very well-rounded person known as Jayden.

There was a casting of a spell, a transformation. The effects were
simply amazing. Words could not do them justice.

London found Kamryn the Mature again.

"Here," said Kamryn, "you'll need this," and gave London the pair of
Air Jordans.

"What's this?" asked London the Fiery.

"What does it look like?" replied Kamryn the Mature. "It's a special,
magical pair of Air Jordans."

"Thanks!" said a grateful London thankfully.

Jayden bumped into London the Fiery. "Hello, Jayden" exclaimed London
the Fiery.

"Welcome, London the Fiery" returned Jayden.

"Well, you certainly are sullen," exclaimed London the Fiery.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jayden. "But it's been said that I'm also
well-rounded!"

London and Jayden engaged in battle.

London the Fiery manipulated the pair of Air Jordans to vanquish
Jayden.

So Jayden was hung, drawn, and quartered by London. so they placed her
in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into
horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.
Jayden was never seen again.

In the middle of the night in a lonely intersection, a very grim
serpent known as Tyrion Lannister strode in.

Frightening Tyrion Lannister made a demand for delivery or enticement,
abduction. Something like that.

London was found by Kamryn the Mature again.

"Here," said Kamryn, "you'll need this," and gave London the Mad
Skillz.

"What's this?" asked London.

"What does it look like?" replied Kamryn the Mature. "It's a special,
magical Mad Skillz."

"Thanks!" said a grateful London the Fiery gratefully.

Tyrion Lannister bumped into London the Fiery. "I'll see you in Hell,
Tyrion Lannister" muttered London the Fiery.

"Oh, it's you, London the Fiery" returned Tyrion Lannister.

"Well, you certainly are grim," mused London the Fiery.

"Yes, I am," conceded Tyrion Lannister. "But it's been said that I'm
also frightening!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says London the Fiery

London and Tyrion Lannister engaged in battle.

London the Fiery manipulated the Mad Skillz to trounce Tyrion
Lannister.

So Tyrion Lannister was given a tongue-lashing by London. Afterwards
London heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Frightening
Tyrion Lannister on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to the wind. But
the grim serpent sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

A very malicious dog known as Rylan the Monstrous came into the region
of a lonely intersection one day.

London was driven from her stately manor.

London the Fiery found Kamryn the Mature again.

"Here," said Kamryn the Mature, "you'll need this," and gave London
the Multi-phase-Auxiliary Shield.

"What's this?" asked London the Fiery.

"What does it look like?" replied Kamryn the Mature. "It's a special,
magical Multi-phase-Auxiliary Shield."

"Thanks!" said a grateful London the Fiery.

Rylan the Monstrous bumped into London. "Oh, hello, Rylan the
Monstrous" said London.

"Oh, hello, London" muttered Rylan the Monstrous.

"Well, you certainly are monstrous," ejected London.

"Yes, I am," conceded Rylan the Monstrous. "But it's been said that
I'm also malicious!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says London

London and Rylan engaged in battle.

London deployed the Multi-phase-Auxiliary Shield to annoy Rylan.

Rylan was struck down by the hand of London. Rylan was completely
burnt to cinders. But the malicious dog sits to this day in the pit -
in Tartarus.

The Spirit of 1776 the Emotional, a groggy individual, paid a visit to
a lonely intersection.

The Spirit of 1776 the Emotional kidnapped Electron Hayden.

London was found by Kamryn again.

"Here," said Kamryn, "you'll need this," and gave London the Fiery the
Humanoid-Sub-space-External-Sub-space Parameter.

"What's this?" asked London the Fiery.

"What does it look like?" replied Kamryn the Mature. "It's a special,
magical Humanoid-Sub-space-External-Sub-space Parameter."

"Thanks!" said a thankful London gratefully.

The Spirit of 1776 the Emotional bumped into London. "Salutations! the
Spirit of 1776 the Emotional" exclaimed London.

"Greetings, London" replied the Spirit of 1776 the Emotional.

"Well, you certainly are emotional," noted London.

"Yes, I am," conceded the Spirit of 1776 the Emotional. "But it's been
said that I'm also groggy!"

London and the Spirit of 1776 engaged in battle.

London manipulated the Humanoid-Sub-space-External-Sub-space Parameter
to annoy the Spirit of 1776.

London's horse smote the Spirit of 1776 the Emotional full swing with
its hoof, and cracked his skull, and London made an end of him with a
club. they placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon
it burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared
carry it. the Spirit of 1776 the Emotional sits to this day in the pit
- in Tartarus.

London cut the feet off from Avery and placed her on a stump by the
roadside. Avery was completely burnt to cinders. And Avery sits to
this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Married, London retired to a life of farming. Years passed, but London
still mourned the stinging loss of Gentle Ariel. After that she lived
long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



JOSEPH THE LAZY AND THE EXTIRPATION OF UNHAPPY DAKOTA

Once upon a time, there was once an old small house that stood in the
middle of a deep gloomy Hobbiton, and in the small house lived Joseph.

Joseph lived with Tatum the Absent-minded, Slight Jamie, Energetic
Dakota, Competent Jasmine, Jordan the Tired, Alexis the Lethargic,
Mercurial Oakley, Angelic Rory, Generous Elliott, Dramatic Natalie,
and Lazy Makayla.

Hailey the Vigilant was a friend of Joseph.

A very unhappy demon known as Unhappy Dakota came into the region of
Hobbiton.

Joseph the Lazy was driven from his small house.

Phoenix bumped into Joseph. "Hello there, Phoenix" remarked Joseph.

"Hail and well met, Joseph" replied Phoenix.

"Well, you certainly are shy," noted Joseph.

"Yes, I am," conceded Phoenix. "But it's been said that I'm also
careless!"

"Here," said Phoenix, "you'll need this," and gave Joseph the
Sub-space-Internal Generator.

"What's this?" asked Joseph the Lazy.

"What does it look like?" replied Shy Phoenix. "It's a special,
magical Sub-space-Internal Generator."

Unhappy Dakota bumped into Joseph. "Ugh. Its Unhappy Dakota" ejected
Joseph.

"Oh. Joseph" retorted Unhappy Dakota.

"Well, you certainly are beneath," mused Joseph.

"Yes, I am," conceded Unhappy Dakota. "But it's been said that I'm
also unhappy!"

Joseph and Dakota engaged in battle.

Joseph the Lazy deployed the Sub-space-Internal Generator to trounce
Dakota.

Dakota was struck down by the hand of Joseph. The body was left in the
possession of Joseph, who scraped together the pieces and burned them
in the stove. And Dakota sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Joseph the Lazy greeted Bad Blake, and caught hold of her right little
finger. Bad Blake tried to shake he off, flying first about the house
and then out of it, but all in vain. At last Bad Blake after soaring
on high, struck the ground, and fell to pieces, becoming a fine yellow
sand. The body was left in the possession of Joseph, who scraped
together the pieces and burned them in the stove. And Bad Blake sits
to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Joseph married and became filled with knowledge. After that he lived
long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE EAGLE MORGAN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

A long time ago, a certain woman was very short-tempered. Oakley her
name was.

Oakley lived with Avery the Impressive, Plain Alexis, Natalie the
Cool, Parker the Ferocious, Short-tempered Reagan, and Jordyn the
Impressive.

Shy Skyler, Dylan the Interesting, Impatient Amari, Dramatic London,
Jaylin the Callous, and Short-tempered Jamie were friends of Oakley.

Sooner or later, London died. These things happen. It is unfortunate.

"No thanks?" ejected Oakley.

Morgan, a naughty eagle, paid a visit to Hobbiton.

After a chat with Alexis, Gross Morgan learned some interesting news.

Morgan attempted to deceive victim.

Oakley unwittingly helped Gross Morgan.

Oakley left small house to walk the dog.

Oakley was chased.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Oakley the Leery fell upon
Stormy Justice, bound her with ropes. Oakley the Leery said, "Into the
bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!" Justice sits to
this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Everything worked out for Oakley, who married. Years passed, but
Oakley still mourned the stinging loss of Dramatic London. After that
she lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died
peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE NARRATIVE OF NATALIE AND HER ADVENTURES

Once upon a time, Natalie lived in a shed near a valley in the nation
Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug.

Natalie lived with Querulous London, Brilliant Jacob, Fastidious
Reese, Delicate Elliott, Resourceful Matthew, Camryn the Love-lorn,
Silly Kamryn, and Riley the Obliging.

Abnormal Jaylin, Christian the Apprehensive, Matthew the Hot-headed,
and Quinn the Unaffected were known to Natalie.

Sooner or later, Camryn died.

"Good," rumbled Natalie. "Uh-oh."

There came into the region of a valley a very unwanted person known as
Kayden.

Natalie's bride was forgotten after Kayden cast a spell.

Silly Kamryn, a friend of Natalie, needed money or means of existence.
Times were tough.

Skylar bumped into Natalie. "Hello there, Skylar" muttered Natalie.

"Well, look who this is, it's Natalie" retorted Skylar.

"Well, you certainly are surly," rumbled Natalie.

"Yes, I am," conceded Skylar. "But it's been said that I'm also
churlish!"

"Here," said Skylar, "you'll need this," and gave Natalie the pair of
Air Jordans.

"What's this?" asked Natalie.

"What does it look like?" replied Surly Skylar. "It's a special,
magical pair of Air Jordans."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Conscientious Natalie.

The problems experienced by Kamryn, who needed money or means of
existence, were resolved by Conscientious Natalie.

Natalie arrived in a valley but was unrecognized.

Natalie was recognized.

Natalie married and became a god. Years passed, but Natalie still
mourned the stinging loss of Camryn. After that she lived long and
happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



A CERTAIN JOLLY GREEN GIANT THE BEAUTIFUL AND WHAT HE DID

A long time ago, a certain man was very beautiful. Jolly Green Giant
the Beautiful his name was.

Jolly Green Giant lived with Charlie the Silly, Imperturbable London,
Popular Jamie, Flashy TIAMAT, Hysterical Cameron, and Artificial Joan
of Arc.

Teagan the Thoughtless, Responsible Peyton, Lyric the Soulful, and the
Easter Bunny the Plain were known to Jolly Green Giant.

Jamie went missing.

"My," ejected Jolly Green Giant the Beautiful to nobody in particular.
"As if?"

Vyshny Volochyok played host to a unthinking person, Unthinking
Phoenix one day.

Hungry and faint, Jolly Green Giant the Beautiful wandered on, walked
farther and farther and at last came to where stood the house of
Unthinking Phoenix. Round the house were set twelve poles in a circle,
and on each of eleven of these poles was stuck a human head, the
twelfth alone remained unoccupied.

Charlie the Silly, a friend of Jolly Green Giant, needed a helper or
magical agent.

Logan bumped into Jolly Green Giant. "Hail and well met, Logan"
exclaimed Jolly Green Giant.

"Hello, Jolly Green Giant" returned Logan.

"Well, you certainly are nosy," mused Jolly Green Giant.

"Yes, I am," conceded Logan. "But it's been said that I'm also
soulless!"

"Here," said Logan, "you'll need this," and gave Jolly Green Giant the
Positron-Temporal-Phase Parameter.

"What's this?" asked Jolly Green Giant.

"What does it look like?" replied Logan. "It's a special, magical
Positron-Temporal-Phase Parameter."

The problems experienced by Charlie, who needed a helper or magical
agent, were resolved by Jolly Green Giant.

Jolly Green Giant arrived in Vyshny Volochyok but was unrecognized.

Jolly Green Giant was recognized.

Was given keys to the city, Jolly Green Giant retired to a life of
farming. Years passed, but Jolly Green Giant still mourned the
stinging loss of Popular Jamie. After that he lived long and happily,
survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



THE NARRATIVE OF RACHEL AND JOSEPH

Before our grandmothers had learnt anything, and before their
grandmothers were born, Rachel lived in a small house within a days
walk of a lonely intersection in the city-state Northern California.

Rachel lived with Lyric the Outgoing, Agreeable David, Lennon the
Amazing, Emery the Brilliant, DEATH the Pretty, Marley the Irritating,
Friendly Dylan, Insensitive Anthony, Pretty Leslie, Blue Stay-Puft
Marshmallow Man, River the Composed, and Joyous Elliott.

Jonathan the Persevering, TIAMAT the Level-headed, Pretty Armani,
Paternal Taylor, Kamryn the Polite, and Direct Christian were friends
of Rachel.

Gruesome Joseph, a gruesome individual, paid a visit to a lonely
intersection.

Joseph attempted to deceive victim.

Rachel unwittingly helped Joseph.

Joseph made off with Static Christopher.

Marley the Irritating, a friend of Enterprising Rachel, needed a egg
of death or love. Either would do.

Joseph bumped into Enterprising Rachel. "Well, look who this is:
Joseph" exclaimed Enterprising Rachel.

"Oh, hello, Enterprising Rachel" replied Joseph.

"Well, you certainly are unsophisticated," said Enterprising Rachel.

"Yes, I am," conceded Joseph. "But it's been said that I'm also
gruesome!"

Rachel and Joseph engaged in battle.

Rachel remembered the Neural-External-Multi-phase-Humanoid Conduit she
had been given before. Enterprising Rachel deployed the
Neural-External-Multi-phase-Humanoid Conduit to defeat Joseph.

Rachel cut the feet off from Gruesome Joseph and placed him on a stump
by the roadside. and that was that.

Enterprising Rachel set out for her small house.

So Enterprising Rachel went away, and walked and walked, till she came
to the place.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is Agreeable David.



THE SQUIRREL WOEFUL OAKLEY AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

A very woeful squirrel known as Oakley came into the region of
Orekhovo-Zuyevo around lunchtime.

Oakley attempted to deceive victim.

Not far from Orekhovo-Zuyevo in the kingdom of Stavropol Krai, there
was a house where William the Sad lived.

William the Sad unwittingly helped Woeful Oakley.

Oakley issued an order to kill. It required proof. THIS WASed CRUEL.

William left house to walk the dog.

William was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

William responded to this test.

Leslie bumped into William. "Hail and well met, Leslie" muttered
William.

"Salutations! William" replied Leslie.

"Well, you certainly are fabulous," exclaimed William.

"Yes, I am," conceded Leslie. "But it's been said that I'm also
sassy!"

"Here," said Sassy Leslie, "you'll need this," and gave William the
Sad the Dynamic-Positron Particle.

"What's this?" asked William.

"What does it look like?" replied Leslie. "It's a special, magical
Dynamic-Positron Particle."

William set out for his house.

Next day William set off on his visit to the Orekhovo-Zuyevo. he
walked and walked, for three whole days did he walk, and then he
reached Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: William the Sad fell upon Riley,
bound him with ropes. And William the Sad said, "Into the bottomless
pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!" But Riley the Ravenous
vanished, and was never seen again.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is Casey.



THE BEAR MORGAN THE BROKEN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

A insane bear known as Morgan came into the region of Madchester one
morning.

Morgan the Broken attempted to deceive victim.

A certain woman was very unaffected. Unaffected Marley her name was.

Unaffected Marley unwittingly helped Morgan the Broken.

Morgan the Broken kidnapped Hunter, a friend of Marley.

Marley left grass hut to find a hammer.

Marley was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Marley responded to this test.

Inventive Emerson bumped into Unaffected Marley. "Greetings, Inventive
Emerson" ejected Unaffected Marley.

"Hello, Unaffected Marley" volleyed Inventive Emerson.

"Well, you certainly are inventive," remarked Unaffected Marley.

"Yes, I am," conceded Inventive Emerson. "But it's been said that I'm
also adventurous!"

"Here," said Emerson, "you'll need this," and gave Unaffected Marley
the Alternate-Automatic-Dynamic-Electron Theory.

"What's this?" asked Marley.

"What does it look like?" replied Inventive Emerson. "It's a special,
magical Alternate-Automatic-Dynamic-Electron Theory."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Marley.

Unaffected Marley set out for her grass hut.

So she went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Madchester.

So Marley went away, and walked and walked, till she came to the
place.

And Katherine was hung, drawn, and quartered by Marley. Unaffected
Marley said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed
one!"

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



THE STORY OF IMPETUOUS REESE AND HER ADVENTURES

Some years before you were born, a certain woman was very watchful.
Reese her name was.

Reese lived with Intolerant David, Samuel the Popular, Quinn the
Quirky, Hayden the Pretty, Somber Casey, Mature Quinn, Carter the
Mild, Fussy Rylan, Querulous Jaffar, and Great Brandon.

Reese the Generous, Sydney the Agreeable, Lovely Tyrion Lannister,
Kendall the Cynical, Hearty Taylor, Jaylin the Content, and Shrewd
Jaylin were friends of Reese.

There came into the region of Krasnogorsk a revenge bear known as
Misshapen Ella.

Misshapen Ella kidnapped Sub-light Jaffar.

Sassy Rowan bumped into Impetuous Reese. "Hail and well met, Sassy
Rowan" remarked Impetuous Reese.

"Salutations! Impetuous Reese" retorted Sassy Rowan.

"Well, you certainly are sassy," ejected Impetuous Reese.

"Yes, I am," conceded Sassy Rowan. "But it's been said that I'm also
well-intentioned!"

"Here," said Sassy Rowan, "you'll need this," and gave Reese the Magic
Accordion.

"What's this?" asked Reese.

"What does it look like?" replied Rowan. "It's a special, magical
Magic Accordion."

Ella bumped into Impetuous Reese. "Oh, it's you, Ella" said Impetuous
Reese.

"Oh, hello, Impetuous Reese" retorted Ella.

"Well, you certainly are revenge," said Impetuous Reese.

"Yes, I am," conceded Ella. "But it's been said that I'm also
misshapen!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Impetuous Reese

Reese and Ella engaged in battle.

Reese manipulated the Magic Accordion to annoy Ella.

Reese's horse smote Misshapen Ella full swing with its hoof, and
cracked her skull, and Reese made an end of her with a club. and that
was that. But Ella vanished, and was never seen again.

And Payton the Detrimental was given a tongue-lashing by Reese. and
Impetuous Reese cut him into small pieces, which were buried
throughout the woods. Payton the Detrimental was never seen again.

Everything worked out for Reese, who dated for a few years, but
decided to remain single. After that she lived long and happily,
survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



CASEY OF MIDDLE EARTH

In a certain hovel lived Casey.

Casey lived with Lennon the Jocular, Jasmine the Moronic, and Clumsy
Hunter.

Reagan the Inexperienced, Impressive Eden, Lennon the Crabby, Skyler
the Snazzy, Leslie the Caustic, Cool Jordyn, and Charming Victoria
were known to Casey.

Eden went missing.

"Zzz?" said Interesting Casey.

Hobbiton played host to a quit person, Quit Lily.

Quit Lily gained information.

Lily attempted to deceive victim.

Casey unwittingly helped Lily.

Casey left hovel to find a hammer.

Casey was chased.

Brienne of Tarth was brought to justice by Interesting Casey. But
Interesting Casey said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of
sight, accursed one!" But Brienne of Tarth the Cry sits to this day in
the pit - in Tartarus.

Dated for a few years, but decided to remain single, Casey retired to
pine for days of adventure. Years passed, but Casey still mourned the
stinging loss of Eden. After that he lived long and happily, survived
to a great age, and then died peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



REESE AND THE #SWAG

In the distant kingdom of Nizhny Novgorod Oblast, Reese the Subtle
lived in a grass hut not far from Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

Reese lived with Phoenix the Blue and Reagan the Numb.

Kendall the Cautious, Prejudiced Ryan, and Kamryn the Grave were known
to Reese.

Skyler, a unpopular person, paid a visit to Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

Thanks to the ravages Skyler's predations had left on the land, there
was the threat of cannibalism among the relatives of Reese the
Subtle's family. Phoenix the Blue and Reagan eyed each other hungrily.

Pat bumped into Reese. "Greetings, Pat" rumbled Reese.

"Hail and well met, Reese" retorted Pat.

"Well, you certainly are dreary," exclaimed Reese.

"Yes, I am," conceded Pat. "But it's been said that I'm also fiery!"

"Here," said Pat, "you'll need this," and gave Reese the Subtle the
Static-Internal Deflector.

"What's this?" asked Reese.

"What does it look like?" replied Pat. "It's a special, magical
Static-Internal Deflector."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Reese thankfully.

Unpopular Skyler bumped into Reese. "Well, look who this is: Unpopular
Skyler" noted Reese.

"Well, look who this is: Reese" retorted Unpopular Skyler.

"Well, you certainly are unpopular," muttered Reese.

"Yes, I am," conceded Unpopular Skyler. "But it's been said that I'm
also hungry!"

Reese and Skyler engaged in battle.

Reese used the Static-Internal Deflector to vanquish Skyler.

Seeing that Skyler was perfectly enfeebled, Reese the Subtle snatched
from her her keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off her
head. Behind him voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or
she will come to life!" "No," replied Reese, "a hero's hand does not
strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." Skyler was
completely burnt to cinders.

A fervent person known as Holly Shiftwell came into the region of
Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

There was a threat of cannibalism.

Reese the Subtle was found by Pat the Dreary again.

"Here," said Pat, "you'll need this," and gave Reese the Alternate
System.

"What's this?" asked Reese.

"What does it look like?" replied Pat the Dreary. "It's a special,
magical Alternate System."

Holly Shiftwell the Cooperative bumped into Reese. "God be with you
Holly Shiftwell the Cooperative" rumbled Reese.

"Well, look who this is, it's Reese" responded Holly Shiftwell the
Cooperative.

"Well, you certainly are cooperative," rumbled Reese.

"Yes, I am," conceded Holly Shiftwell the Cooperative. "But it's been
said that I'm also fervent!"

Reese and Holly Shiftwell engaged in battle.

Reese deployed the Alternate System to trounce Holly Shiftwell.

So Reese the Subtle brought to justice Holly Shiftwell the
Cooperative. Holly Shiftwell the Cooperative was completely burnt to
cinders. God did it to remonstrate Holly Shiftwell the Cooperative for
her ferventness.

A very cowardly swarm of ants known as PeeWee Herman the Discerning
came into the region of Orekhovo-Zuyevo when nobody was paying
attention.

The harvest was destroyed by PeeWee Herman. All in Nizhny Novgorod
Oblast began to feel the pangs of hunger.

Reese the Subtle was found by Pat again.

"Here," said Pat the Dreary, "you'll need this," and gave Reese the
Alternate-Auxiliary-Humanoid Amplitude.

"What's this?" asked Reese the Subtle.

"What does it look like?" replied Pat. "It's a special, magical
Alternate-Auxiliary-Humanoid Amplitude."

PeeWee Herman the Discerning bumped into Reese. "Greetings, PeeWee
Herman the Discerning" rumbled Reese.

"Well, look who this is, it's Reese" returned PeeWee Herman the
Discerning.

"Well, you certainly are discerning," said Reese.

"Yes, I am," conceded PeeWee Herman the Discerning. "But it's been
said that I'm also cowardly!"

Reese and PeeWee Herman engaged in battle.

Reese deployed the Alternate-Auxiliary-Humanoid Amplitude to trounce
PeeWee Herman.

Seeing that PeeWee Herman the Discerning was perfectly enfeebled,
Reese the Subtle snatched from him his keen faulchion, and with a
single blow struck off his head. Behind him voices began to cry:
"Strike again! strike again! or he will come to life!" "No," replied
Reese the Subtle, "a hero's hand does not strike twice, but finishes
its work with a single blow." The body was left in the possession of
Reese the Subtle, who scraped together the pieces and burned them in
the stove.

Sidney, a affectionate individual, paid a visit to Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

Imprisonment, detention of Reese.

Reese the Subtle was found by Pat again.

"Here," said Pat, "you'll need this," and gave Reese the
Temporal-Pneumatic-Internal System.

"What's this?" asked Reese the Subtle.

"What does it look like?" replied Pat. "It's a special, magical
Temporal-Pneumatic-Internal System."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Reese thankfully.

Sidney bumped into Reese the Subtle. "Salutations! Sidney" muttered
Reese the Subtle.

"Hello there, Reese the Subtle" volleyed Sidney.

"Well, you certainly are affectionate," exclaimed Reese the Subtle.

"Yes, I am," conceded Sidney. "But it's been said that I'm also
paternalistic!"

Reese and Sidney engaged in battle.

Reese manipulated the Temporal-Pneumatic-Internal System to annoy
Sidney.

And Sidney was hung, drawn, and quartered by Reese. Sidney was
completely burnt to cinders.

Around lunchtime in Orekhovo-Zuyevo, a very frank lion known as Frank
Emery strode in.

Emery issued an order to kill. It required proof. THIS WASed CRUEL.

Reese the Subtle bumped into Pat the Dreary again.

"Here," said Pat, "you'll need this," and gave Reese the
Neural-Humanoid-Kinetic Theory.

"What's this?" asked Reese.

"What does it look like?" replied Pat the Dreary. "It's a special,
magical Neural-Humanoid-Kinetic Theory."

Frank Emery bumped into Reese. "Nice to meet you Frank Emery" rumbled
Reese.

"Hail and well met, Reese" retorted Frank Emery.

"Well, you certainly are frank," exclaimed Reese.

"Yes, I am," conceded Frank Emery. "But it's been said that I'm also
industrious!"

Reese and Emery engaged in battle.

Reese deployed the Neural-Humanoid-Kinetic Theory to defeat Emery.

Reese's horse smote Emery full swing with its hoof, and cracked his
skull, and Reese made an end of him with a club. And Reese said, "Into
the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!" God
evidently did it to remonstrate Emery for his great industriousness.

A very lazy individual known as Kai came into the region of
Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

There was a casting of a spell, a transformation. The effects were
simply amazing. Words could not do them justice.

Reese was found by Pat the Dreary again.

"Here," said Pat the Dreary, "you'll need this," and gave Reese the
pair of Air Jordans.

"What's this?" asked Reese the Subtle.

"What does it look like?" replied Pat the Dreary. "It's a special,
magical pair of Air Jordans."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Reese thankfully.

Kai the Lazy bumped into Reese the Subtle. "Ahoy! Kai the Lazy"
muttered Reese the Subtle.

"Hail and well met, Reese the Subtle" retorted Kai the Lazy.

"Well, you certainly are glutinous," remarked Reese the Subtle.

"Yes, I am," conceded Kai the Lazy. "But it's been said that I'm also
lazy!"

Reese and Kai engaged in battle.

Reese the Subtle deployed the pair of Air Jordans to vanquish Kai.

So Kai was given a tongue-lashing by Reese the Subtle. The body was
left in the possession of Reese, who scraped together the pieces and
burned them in the stove. God did it to rebuke Kai for her great
laziness.

A cooperative person known as Dylan came into the region of
Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

Reese was tormented at night by Dylan.

Reese the Subtle was found by Pat again.

"Here," said Pat, "you'll need this," and gave Reese the Subtle the
#SWAG.

"What's this?" asked Reese.

"What does it look like?" replied Pat. "It's a special, magical
#SWAG."

Dylan bumped into Reese. "Gods be with you Dylan" rumbled Reese.

"Hello, Reese" replied Dylan.

"Well, you certainly are cooperative," rumbled Reese.

"Yes, I am," conceded Dylan. "But it's been said that I'm also
moronic!"

Reese and Dylan engaged in battle.

Reese deployed the #SWAG to trounce Dylan.

So Reese the Subtle hung, drawn, and quartered Dylan the Moronic. so
they placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it
burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared
carry it. But Dylan the Moronic sits to this day in the pit - in
Tartarus.

So Reese the Subtle cut the feet off from Oakley and placed him on a
stump by the roadside. so that was that.

Became filled with knowledge, Reese retired to a life of farming.
After that he lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and
then died peacefully.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



A CERTAIN ARMANI AND WHAT HE DID

In a lonely intersection in the kingdom of the Monastic State of the
Teutonic Knights, there was a house where Armani lived.

Armani lived with Plucky Kai, Snobby Milan, Jayden the Cruel, Dakota
the Stoic, Baitogogo the Tolerant, and Hayden the Cold.

Quinn the Below average, Tranquil Ethan, Jessie the Deft, Persnickety
Skyler, Inconsistent the Spirit of 1776, Angel the Spirited, Lithe
Phoenix, Demure Skylar, Lyric the Grouchy, Logical Jessie, and Jordan
the Funny were friends of Armani.

Sooner or later, Lithe Phoenix died. It happens to everyone
eventually. It happened to him sooner.

"Huzza?" noted Armani to nobody in particular. "Om?"

A naive spider known as Santa Claus came into the region of a lonely
intersection when nobody was paying attention.

Santa Claus threatened to marry Kai.

Jayden, a friend of Armani, had lacks in other forms. Tsk tsk. Those
lacks.

Skylar bumped into Dull Armani. "Salutations! Skylar" exclaimed Dull
Armani.

"Ahoy! Dull Armani" muttered Skylar.

"Well, you certainly are resourceful," exclaimed Dull Armani.

"Yes, I am," conceded Skylar. "But it's been said that I'm also
apprehensive!"

"Here," said Skylar, "you'll need this," and gave Armani the
Multi-phase-Kinetic Deflector.

"What's this?" asked Dull Armani.

"What does it look like?" replied Skylar. "It's a special, magical
Multi-phase-Kinetic Deflector."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Dull Armani thankfully.

The problems experienced by Jayden, who had lacks in other forms, were
resolved by Dull Armani.

Armani arrived in a lonely intersection but was unrecognized.

Armani was recognized.

Armani dated for a few years, but decided to remain single. It was a
good life. Years passed, but Armani still mourned the stinging loss of
Phoenix. After that he lived long and happily, survived to a great
age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE STORY OF DAKOTA THE PETULANT AND THE JACKAL MICAH

Around lunchtime in Vyshny Volochyok, a very insane jackal known as
Micah strode in.

Micah attempted to deceive victim.

There was once an old house that stood in the middle of a deep gloomy
Vyshny Volochyok, and in the house lived Dakota the Petulant.

Dakota the Petulant unwittingly helped Hard-hearted Micah.

A false substitution was perpetrated by Micah.

Dakota left house to find a hammer.

Dakota was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Dakota responded to this test.

Reagan bumped into Dakota the Petulant. "Well, look who this is, it's
Reagan" noted Dakota the Petulant.

"Welcome, Dakota the Petulant" muttered Reagan.

"Well, you certainly are coherent," mused Dakota the Petulant.

"Yes, I am," conceded Reagan. "But it's been said that I'm also
inconsistent!"

"Here," said Coherent Reagan, "you'll need this," and gave Dakota the
Petulant the Magic Accordion.

"What's this?" asked Dakota.

"What does it look like?" replied Reagan. "It's a special, magical
Magic Accordion."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Dakota.

Dakota the Petulant set out for her house.

So Dakota the Petulant went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually she reached Vyshny Volochyok.

Dakota the Petulant greeted Milan, and caught hold of her right little
finger. Milan tried to shake she off, flying first about the house and
then out of it, but all in vain. At last Milan after soaring on high,
struck the ground, and fell to pieces, becoming a fine yellow sand.
and that was that. God did it to punish Milan for her great
rottenness.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



IMPRESSIONABLE SYDNEY AND THE TROUNCING OF AVERY, NATHAN, ETHAN,
HAILEY, AND ZERO DALLAS

Some years before you were born, in a certain small house lived
Impressionable Sydney.

Sydney lived with Sydney the Lame, Pat the Respectful, the Spirit of
1776 the Sincere, Tatum the Ardent, and Hayden the Impetuous.

Jolly Green Giant the Tired, Vulnerable Lennon, Even-tempered Casey,
Idiotic Avery, Tyler the Vigilant, Cranky Parker, Persevering Sage,
Irritating River, Clever Tatum, Micah the Realistic, and Industrious
Nicholas were friends of Sydney.

Avery, a slothful person, paid a visit to a lonely intersection.

Sydney was driven from her small house.

Avery the Thoughtless bumped into Impressionable Sydney. "Ahoy! Avery
the Thoughtless" remarked Impressionable Sydney.

"Salutations! Impressionable Sydney" replied Avery the Thoughtless.

"Well, you certainly are thoughtless," mused Impressionable Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Avery the Thoughtless. "But it's been said that
I'm also considerate!"

"Here," said Avery, "you'll need this," and gave Impressionable Sydney
the Primary-Multi-phase-Temporal-Finite Fluctuation.

"What's this?" asked Impressionable Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Avery. "It's a special, magical
Primary-Multi-phase-Temporal-Finite Fluctuation."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Impressionable Sydney.

Sad Avery bumped into Impressionable Sydney. "Oh. Sad Avery" mused
Impressionable Sydney.

"Well, look who this is: Impressionable Sydney" returned Sad Avery.

"Well, you certainly are slothful," rumbled Impressionable Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Sad Avery. "But it's been said that I'm also
sad!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Impressionable Sydney

Sydney and Avery engaged in battle.

Sydney manipulated the Primary-Multi-phase-Temporal-Finite Fluctuation
to defeat Avery.

Sad Avery was struck down by the hand of Sydney. that was that. Avery
vanished, and was never seen again.

There came into the region of a lonely intersection a very immature
squirrel known as Nathan.

Nathan issued an order to kill. It required proof. THIS WASed CRUEL.

Sydney met Avery the Thoughtless again.

"Here," said Avery the Thoughtless, "you'll need this," and gave
Impressionable Sydney the Positron Parameter.

"What's this?" asked Impressionable Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Avery. "It's a special, magical
Positron Parameter."

Nathan bumped into Sydney. "Ugh. Its Nathan" remarked Sydney.

"Ugh. Its Sydney" replied Nathan.

"Well, you certainly are injurious," rumbled Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Nathan. "But it's been said that I'm also
immature!"

Sydney and Nathan engaged in battle.

Sydney manipulated the Positron Parameter to defeat Nathan.

So Sydney given a tongue-lashing Injurious Nathan. Impressionable
Sydney said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed
one!"

A ignorant eagle known as Ethan came into the region of a lonely
intersection in the middle of the night.

There was a casting of a spell, a transformation. The effects were
simply amazing. Words could not do them justice.

Impressionable Sydney bumped into Avery the Thoughtless again.

"Here," said Avery, "you'll need this," and gave Sydney the
Phase-Pneumatic-Pneumatic Generator.

"What's this?" asked Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Avery. "It's a special, magical
Phase-Pneumatic-Pneumatic Generator."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Sydney.

Eroding Ethan bumped into Sydney. "Oh. Eroding Ethan" said Sydney.

"Oh. Sydney" responded Eroding Ethan.

"Well, you certainly are eroding," exclaimed Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Eroding Ethan. "But it's been said that I'm also
ignorant!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Sydney

Sydney and Ethan engaged in battle.

Impressionable Sydney deployed the Phase-Pneumatic-Pneumatic Generator
to trounce Ethan.

And Sydney given a tongue-lashing Eroding Ethan. The body was left in
the possession of Impressionable Sydney, who scraped together the
pieces and burned them in the stove. And Eroding Ethan was never seen
again.

A keen cloud known as Hailey the Keen came into the region of a lonely
intersection in the middle of the night.

Impressionable Sydney was driven from her small house.

Impressionable Sydney was found by Avery again.

"Here," said Avery the Thoughtless, "you'll need this," and gave
Sydney the pair of Air Jordans.

"What's this?" asked Impressionable Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Avery the Thoughtless. "It's a
special, magical pair of Air Jordans."

Hailey bumped into Impressionable Sydney. "Hello there, Hailey" said
Impressionable Sydney.

"Salutations! Impressionable Sydney" retorted Hailey.

"Well, you certainly are keen," noted Impressionable Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Hailey. "But it's been said that I'm also
distant!"

Sydney and Hailey engaged in battle.

Impressionable Sydney used the pair of Air Jordans to trounce Hailey.

So Impressionable Sydney brought to justice Hailey the Keen. The body
was left in the possession of Sydney, who scraped together the pieces
and burned them in the stove. God did it to remonstrate the keen cloud
for her keenness.

When nobody was paying attention, there came into the region of a
lonely intersection a very hard jackal known as Zero Dallas.

Dallas made off with Organic the Easter Bunny.

Sydney found Avery the Thoughtless again.

"Here," said Avery the Thoughtless, "you'll need this," and gave
Impressionable Sydney the #SWAG.

"What's this?" asked Sydney.

"What does it look like?" replied Avery. "It's a special, magical
#SWAG."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Impressionable Sydney thankfully.

Zero Dallas bumped into Sydney. "Well, look who this is: Zero Dallas"
ejected Sydney.

"Oh. Sydney" responded Zero Dallas.

"Well, you certainly are hard," noted Sydney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Zero Dallas. "But it's been said that I'm also
zero!"

Sydney and Dallas engaged in battle.

Impressionable Sydney used the #SWAG to trounce Dallas.

Seeing that Dallas was perfectly enfeebled, Sydney snatched from him
his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off his head. Behind
her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or he will come
to life!" "No," replied Impressionable Sydney, "a hero's hand does not
strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." and they
placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst
into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

Zero Dallas was struck down by the hand of Impressionable Sydney. and
that was that. God did it to punish Yell Angel for his noxiousness.

Sydney settled down and became filled with knowledge. After that she
lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died
peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



INVENTIVE JOLLY GREEN GIANT AND THE ELIMINATION OF SAGE

Sage, a unwilling rabbit, paid a visit to a valley.

After a chat with Oakley, Sage learned some interesting news.

Sage attempted to deceive victim.

Near a valley in the province of Finland, there was a small house
where Jolly Green Giant lived.

Jolly Green Giant unwittingly helped Sage the Hate.

Inventive Jolly Green Giant's bride was forgotten after Sage cast a
spell.

Jolly Green Giant discovered that Patient Morgan, a friend of
Inventive Jolly Green Giant, needed a wondrous object or two.

Inventive Jolly Green Giant chose positive action (just like in all
those self-help books).

Sage the Hate bumped into Inventive Jolly Green Giant. "Oh, it's you,
Sage the Hate" ejected Inventive Jolly Green Giant.

"Ugh. Its Inventive Jolly Green Giant" returned Sage the Hate.

"Well, you certainly are unwilling," ejected Inventive Jolly Green
Giant.

"Yes, I am," conceded Sage the Hate. "But it's been said that I'm also
hate!"

Jolly Green Giant and Sage engaged in battle.

Jolly Green Giant remembered the Quantum-Alternate Core he had been
given before. Jolly Green Giant used the Quantum-Alternate Core to
trounce Sage.

And Inventive Jolly Green Giant brought to justice the unwilling
rabbit. and that was that.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



AVERY THE DRUNK AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

A certain man was very mature. His name was Dylan.

In the middle of the night in Hobbiton, a very deformed person known
as Avery the Drunk strode in.

Avery threw Mature Dylan into the well.

He had never learned to swim.

These things happen. It is unfortunate.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



THE TALE OF RYAN AND SIDNEY

In a certain hovel lived Ryan.

Ryan lived with Picky Brandon, Drowsy Jordyn, Amari the Interesting,
and Fervent Jessie.

Efficient Zion was known to Ryan.

Belorechensk played host to a unhelpful individual, Sidney one
morning.

Sidney attempted to deceive victim.

Ryan the Sensitive unwittingly helped Unhelpful Sidney.

Sidney caused a sudden disappearance.

Drowsy Jordyn, a friend of Ryan, needed a helper or magical agent.

Sidney bumped into Ryan. "Oh. Sidney" said Ryan.

"Oh, it's you, Ryan" volleyed Sidney.

"Well, you certainly are unhelpful," said Ryan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Sidney. "But it's been said that I'm also
villainous!"

Ryan and Sidney engaged in battle.

Ryan the Sensitive remembered the Singing Telegram she had been given
before. Ryan manipulated the Singing Telegram to trounce Sidney.

And Ryan the Sensitive hung, drawn, and quartered Sidney. they placed
him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into
horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.
Unhelpful Sidney disappeared, and was never seen again.

Ryan the Sensitive set out for her hovel.

Next day Ryan the Sensitive set off on her visit to the Belorechensk.
she walked and walked, for three whole days did she walk, and then she
reached Belorechensk.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE TALE OF PARKER THE PEEVISH AND HER ADVENTURES

A certain woman was very decisive. Her name was Parker the Peevish.

Parker lived with Somber Emerson, Quarrelsome Dylan, and Daniel the
Provocative.

Jessie the Inconsiderate, Teagan the Coherent, Marley the Intelligent,
Baitogogo the Agreeable, Paternal Alexis, Ostentatious Alexis, Dowdy
Emery, Superficial Christopher, Charming Jaylin, Sophisticated Jordyn,
Skylar the Sneering, and Serene PeeWee Herman were known to Parker.

In the middle of the night in Belorechensk, a banal jackal known as
Sydney strode in.

Sydney attempted to deceive victim.

Parker the Peevish unwittingly helped Sydney.

Abysmal Sydney caused a sudden disappearance.

"Yikes," exclaimed Sydney to nobody in particular.

Dylan, a friend of Parker the Peevish, needed a helper or magical
agent.

Sydney bumped into Parker. "Oh, dear. Sydney" muttered Parker.

"Well, look who this is: Parker" muttered Sydney.

"Well, you certainly are banal," mused Parker.

"Yes, I am," conceded Sydney. "But it's been said that I'm also
abysmal!"

Parker and Sydney engaged in battle.

Parker the Peevish remembered the Singing Telegram she had been given
before. Parker deployed the Singing Telegram to trounce Sydney.

Abysmal Sydney was struck down by the hand of Parker. and that was
that. the banal jackal was never seen again.

Parker the Peevish set out for her decayed mansion.

So she went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Belorechensk.

So Parker went on walking all night and all next day. Eventually she
reached Belorechensk.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



MORONIC AMARI OF YAMALO-NENETS AUTONOMOUS OKRUG

There was once an old decayed mansion that stood in the middle of a
deep gloomy Volochok, and in the decayed mansion lived Amari.

Amari lived with Superficial Morgan, Well-intentioned Ryan, Funny
Payton, Finley the Cantankerous, Skyler the Surly, Katherine the
Sober, Curious Carter, Jessica the Emotional, and Phoenix the Agile.

Jasmine the Glutinous, Joan of Arc the Lovable, Joan of Arc the
Well-behaved, Allison the Numb, Blake the Circumspect, Cautious Dylan,
and Jasmine the Distrustful were known to Amari.

Well-intentioned Ryan unexpectedly died, leaving Amari devastated.
When G-d calls one home, there is never room for argument. There was
much wailing in Volochok.

"Boo hoo," noted Moronic Amari to nobody in particular.

A nasty griffin known as Deplorable Tyler came into the region of
Volochok one day.

Moronic Amari was tormented at night by Jennifer.

Jessica the Emotional, a friend of Moronic Amari, needed money or
means of existence. Times were tough.

Dylan bumped into Moronic Amari. "Hail and well met, Dylan" mused
Moronic Amari.

"Salutations! Moronic Amari" responded Dylan.

"Well, you certainly are glutinous," noted Moronic Amari.

"Yes, I am," conceded Dylan. "But it's been said that I'm also
generous!"

"Here," said Generous Dylan, "you'll need this," and gave Moronic
Amari the Quantum-Positron-Kinetic-Internal Plasma.

"What's this?" asked Moronic Amari.

"What does it look like?" replied Generous Dylan. "It's a special,
magical Quantum-Positron-Kinetic-Internal Plasma."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Moronic Amari.

The problems experienced by Jessica, who needed money or means of
existence, were resolved by Amari.

Amari arrived in Volochok but was unrecognized.

Amari was recognized.

Had parking tickets forgiven, Amari retired to live in peace. Years
passed, but Amari still mourned the stinging loss of Well-intentioned
Ryan. After that she lived long and happily, survived to a great age,
and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE ADVENTURES OF EMORY THE REPUGNANT OF THE MONASTIC STATE OF THE
TEUTONIC KNIGHTS

In a certain hovel lived Teagan the Persevering.

A repugnant eagle known as Emory came into the region of a lonely
intersection one day.

Emory threw Teagan the Persevering into the well.

Too bad she had never learned to swim.

When G-d calls one home, there is never room for argument.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE TALE OF JUSTICE AND THE SWARM OF ANTS MARLEY

Around lunchtime, there came into the region of New Haven a very
unjust swarm of ants known as Marley.

Marley attempted to deceive victim.

Gloomy Justice lived in a shed in New Haven in the nation
Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug.

Justice unwittingly helped Marley.

Marley, suddenly, stilled Sawyer, a friend of Gloomy Justice.

It happens to everyone eventually. It happened to him sooner. There
was much wailing in New Haven.

"Hee," rumbled Marley. "Huh?"

Justice left shed to walk the dog.

Justice was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Justice responded to this test.

Finley the Funny bumped into Justice. "God be with you Finley the
Funny" exclaimed Justice.

"Ahoy! Justice" muttered Finley the Funny.

"Well, you certainly are sad," exclaimed Justice.

"Yes, I am," conceded Finley the Funny. "But it's been said that I'm
also funny!"

"Here," said Finley the Funny, "you'll need this," and gave Justice
the Internal-Internal-Automatic Buffer.

"What's this?" asked Justice.

"What does it look like?" replied Finley the Funny. "It's a special,
magical Internal-Internal-Automatic Buffer."

Justice set out for his shed.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of New
Haven.

So Gloomy Justice went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually he reached New Haven.

And Justice cut the feet off from Ryan and placed him on a stump by
the roadside. and Justice cut him into small pieces, which were buried
throughout the woods.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



REASSURING MICAH AND THE DEFEAT OF JONATHAN

Once there was, and there wasn't, not far from Belorechensk in the
country of East Germany, there was a barn where Reassuring Micah
lived.

Micah lived with Candid Tyler, the Easter Bunny the Subtle, Distraught
Skyler, Elliot the Paternal, Rory the Curious, Peevish Kamryn,
Well-rounded Jonathan, Rowan the Energetic, DEATH the Smart, and
Sensible Rory.

Rowan the Intolerant, Stupid Lyric, Sydney the Awful, Christopher the
Soulful, TIAMAT the Sullen, and Michael the Local were friends of
Micah.

Around lunchtime, there came into the region of Belorechensk a very
moan pig known as Jonathan.

Jonathan attempted to deceive victim.

Micah unwittingly helped Jonathan.

Imprisonment, detention of Reassuring Micah.

The Easter Bunny, a friend of Micah, needed money or means of
existence. Times were tough.

Jonathan bumped into Micah. "Oh, hello, Jonathan" remarked Micah.

"Oh, hello, Micah" responded Jonathan.

"Well, you certainly are contrary," said Micah.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jonathan. "But it's been said that I'm also
moan!"

Micah and Jonathan engaged in battle.

Micah remembered the Organic Shield he had been given before.
Reassuring Micah used the Organic Shield to trounce Jonathan.

Seeing that Jonathan was perfectly enfeebled, Reassuring Micah
snatched from him his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck
off his head. Behind him voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike
again! or he will come to life!" "No," replied Reassuring Micah, "a
hero's hand does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single
blow." Afterwards Micah heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it,
burnt Jonathan the Contrary on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to
the wind. God did it to remonstrate Jonathan for his great moanness.

Micah set out for his barn.

Next day Micah set off on his visit to the Belorechensk. he walked and
walked, for three whole days did he walk, and then he reached
Belorechensk.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing
stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told
you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Jonathan.



QUINN AND ETHAN

There was once an old shed that stood in the middle of a deep gloomy
Belorechensk, and in the shed lived Ethan.

In the middle of the night in Belorechensk, a very appalling
individual known as Appalling Quinn strode in.

There was a threat of cannibalism.

Ethan remembered the Static-Temporal-Positron-Phase Rift he had been
given before. Ethan deployed the Static-Temporal-Positron-Phase Rift
to trounce Quinn.

Appalling Quinn was struck down by the hand of Ethan. so Ethan cut him
into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE NARRATIVE OF DILIGENT SIDNEY AND UNGUARDED JONATHAN

Belorechensk played host to a homely individual, Jonathan.

While skulking about Belorechensk, Jonathan overhearded some gossip
about Sidney.

Jonathan attempted to deceive victim.

In the distant country of Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug, Sidney lived
in a small house just on the verge of Belorechensk.

Diligent Sidney unwittingly helped Unguarded Jonathan.

A cloud, however, overspread the sun and hid it from sight until the
inhabitants abandoned their city; and thus it was taken by Jonathan

Sidney discovered that Anna, a friend of Diligent Sidney, needed money
or means of existence.

No longer willing to sit idly by, Diligent Sidney set off to do
something about this outrage.

Jonathan bumped into Sidney. "Oh, hello, Jonathan" ejected Sidney.

"Oh, dear. Sidney" volleyed Jonathan.

"Well, you certainly are unguarded," said Sidney.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jonathan. "But it's been said that I'm also
homely!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Sidney

Sidney and Jonathan engaged in battle.

Sidney remembered the Organic-Positron Emitter he had been given
before. Sidney manipulated the Organic-Positron Emitter to trounce
Jonathan.

Sidney greeted Unguarded Jonathan, and caught hold of his right little
finger. Unguarded Jonathan tried to shake he off, flying first about
the house and then out of it, but all in vain. At last Unguarded
Jonathan after soaring on high, struck the ground, and fell to pieces,
becoming a fine yellow sand. so that was that.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



CORDIAL MICAH AND THE SCOURING OF PAT, MOTIVATED SKYLAR, SEVERE
CAMERON, AND HAYDEN THE CONTRARY

In a certain house lived Cordial Micah.

Micah lived with Taylor the Energetic, Tyler the Absent-minded, Awful
Eden, and Elliot the Self-assured.

Sedate London and Smart Jaylin were known to Micah.

There came into the region of Oblivion a damage spider known as
Anxious Pat.

Micah was tormented at night by Sidney.

TIAMAT bumped into Micah. "Hello there, TIAMAT" remarked Micah.

"Nice to meet you Micah" volleyed TIAMAT.

"Well, you certainly are shy," noted Micah.

"Yes, I am," conceded TIAMAT. "But it's been said that I'm also shy!"

"Here," said TIAMAT, "you'll need this," and gave Cordial Micah the
Singing Telegram.

"What's this?" asked Micah.

"What does it look like?" replied TIAMAT. "It's a special, magical
Singing Telegram."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Micah gratefully.

Anxious Pat bumped into Cordial Micah. "Oh. Anxious Pat" rumbled
Cordial Micah.

"Well, look who this is: Cordial Micah" volleyed Anxious Pat.

"Well, you certainly are anxious," said Cordial Micah.

"Yes, I am," conceded Anxious Pat. "But it's been said that I'm also
damage!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Cordial Micah

Micah and Pat engaged in battle.

Micah deployed the Singing Telegram to annoy Pat.

And the damage spider was brought to justice by Cordial Micah. and
they placed her in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it
burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared
carry it. God evidently did it to remonstrate the damage spider for
her damageness.

Motivated Skylar, a motivated hawk, paid a visit to Oblivion.

Micah was tormented at night by Skylar.

Cordial Micah bumped into TIAMAT the Shy again.

"Here," said TIAMAT, "you'll need this," and gave Micah the Mad
Skillz.

"What's this?" asked Micah.

"What does it look like?" replied TIAMAT the Shy. "It's a special,
magical Mad Skillz."

Motivated Skylar bumped into Cordial Micah. "God be with you Motivated
Skylar" said Cordial Micah.

"Hello, Cordial Micah" returned Motivated Skylar.

"Well, you certainly are touchy," muttered Cordial Micah.

"Yes, I am," conceded Motivated Skylar. "But it's been said that I'm
also motivated!"

Micah and Skylar engaged in battle.

Cordial Micah deployed the Mad Skillz to defeat Skylar.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Micah fell upon Skylar, bound
her with ropes. that was that. And Skylar was never seen again.

A very banal serpent known as Cameron came into the region of
Oblivion.

The harvest was destroyed by Severe Cameron. All in the Monastic State
of the Teutonic Knights began to feel the pangs of hunger.

Cordial Micah came across TIAMAT again.

"Here," said TIAMAT the Shy, "you'll need this," and gave Micah the
#SWAG.

"What's this?" asked Micah.

"What does it look like?" replied TIAMAT. "It's a special, magical
#SWAG."

Severe Cameron bumped into Micah. "I'll see you in Hell, Severe
Cameron" remarked Micah.

"Oh, hello, Micah" muttered Severe Cameron.

"Well, you certainly are severe," rumbled Micah.

"Yes, I am," conceded Severe Cameron. "But it's been said that I'm
also banal!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Micah

Micah and Cameron engaged in battle.

Cordial Micah deployed the #SWAG to trounce Cameron.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Cordial Micah fell upon Severe
Cameron, bound him with ropes. Severe Cameron was completely burnt to
cinders.

A sick person known as Hayden the Contrary came into the region of
Oblivion.

Suddenly, it became as night. Hayden the Contrary had the sun, as
easily as eating a corn-cake.

Cordial Micah was found by TIAMAT again.

"Here," said TIAMAT the Shy, "you'll need this," and gave Micah the
Auxiliary-Dynamic-Pneumatic Field.

"What's this?" asked Micah.

"What does it look like?" replied TIAMAT. "It's a special, magical
Auxiliary-Dynamic-Pneumatic Field."

Hayden bumped into Micah. "Oh, dear. Hayden" mused Micah.

"I'll see you in Hell, Micah" replied Hayden.

"Well, you certainly are contrary," ejected Micah.

"Yes, I am," conceded Hayden. "But it's been said that I'm also sick!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Micah

Micah and Hayden engaged in battle.

Micah used the Auxiliary-Dynamic-Pneumatic Field to vanquish Hayden.

So Hayden the Contrary was given a tongue-lashing by Micah. so they
placed her in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst
into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

Seeing that Hayden the Contrary was perfectly enfeebled, Cordial Micah
snatched from him his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck
off his head. Behind her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike
again! or he will come to life!" "No," replied Micah, "a hero's hand
does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." and
Micah cut him into small pieces, which were buried throughout the
woods.

Everything worked out for Micah, who married. After that she lived
long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



NASTY EDEN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

Once upon a time, a certain man was very powerful. His name was
Powerful Joseph.

Joseph lived with Jaffar the Crabby, Emory the Awful, Slow Jamie,
Peyton the Immature, Stable Reagan, Jessie the Dextrous, Kayden the
Passionate, Resourceful Jordan, Eden the Spiteful, Adventurous Hayden,
Alexis the Inexperienced, and Joseph the Sneering.

Normal David, Sour Lyric, Dylan the Assertive, Soulless Michael,
Skyler the Candid, Watchful David, Dowdy Kayden, Suspicious Cameron,
and Emerson the Short-tempered were friends of Joseph.

Eden went missing.

"Lo?" said Powerful Joseph.

In the middle of the night in Madchester, a very nasty person known as
Nasty Eden strode in.

After a chat with Emory, Nasty Eden learned some interesting news.

Eden attempted to deceive victim.

Joseph unwittingly helped Nasty Eden.

Joseph left house to find a hammer.

Joseph was chased.

Powerful Joseph hung, drawn, and quartered Amari. Afterwards Powerful
Joseph heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Amari the Junky
on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to the wind.

Joseph settled down and married. Years passed, but Joseph still
mourned the stinging loss of Eden. After that he lived long and
happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



ELLIOTT THE RELIABLE OF STAVROPOL KRAI

Not far from New Haven in the city-state of Stavropol Krai, there was
a grass hut where Elliott lived.

A savage person known as Nathan came into the region of New Haven
around lunchtime.

Nathan made a demand for delivery or enticement, abduction. Something
like that.

Elliott remembered the Finite Fluctuation he had been given before.
Elliott the Reliable used the Finite Fluctuation to annoy Nathan.

And Nathan was given a tongue-lashing by Elliott the Reliable. and
Elliott cut him into small pieces, which were buried throughout the
woods. God did it to rebuke Nathan for his great revengeness.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



REESE AND CAMRYN THE GRIMACE

In the distant nation of Finland, Reese the Agreeable lived in a
decayed mansion near Krasnogorsk.

One night, there came into the region of Krasnogorsk a very grimace
person known as Camryn.

There was a casting of a spell, a transformation. The effects were
simply amazing. Words could not do them justice.

Reese remembered the Auxiliary-Internal Event horizon he had been
given before. Reese the Agreeable manipulated the Auxiliary-Internal
Event horizon to annoy Camryn.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Reese fell upon Camryn the
Grimace, bound her with ropes. Afterwards Reese the Agreeable heaped
up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Camryn the Grimace on the
pyre, and scattered her ashes to the wind.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is David the Listless.



KAYLA AND KAYDEN

A very slothful harpy known as Kayden came into the region of a lonely
intersection.

While skulking about a lonely intersection, Kayden overhearded some
gossip about Kayla.

Kayden attempted to deceive victim.

A certain woman was very guarded. Kayla her name was.

Kayla the Inconsistent unwittingly helped Kayden.

Kayden issued an order to kill. It required proof. THIS WASed CRUEL.

Kayla the Inconsistent discovered that River, a friend of Kayla the
Inconsistent, needed money or means of existence.

No longer willing to sit idly by, Kayla the Inconsistent set off to do
something about this outrage.

Kayden bumped into Kayla the Inconsistent. "Ugh. Its Kayden" mused
Kayla the Inconsistent.

"Oh, it's you, Kayla the Inconsistent" returned Kayden.

"Well, you certainly are slothful," exclaimed Kayla the Inconsistent.

"Yes, I am," conceded Kayden. "But it's been said that I'm also
unemotional!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Kayla the Inconsistent

Kayla and Kayden engaged in battle.

Kayla remembered the Automatic-Dynamic Rupture she had been given
before. Kayla the Inconsistent manipulated the Automatic-Dynamic
Rupture to defeat Kayden.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Kayla the Inconsistent fell upon
the unemotional harpy, bound him with ropes. that was that. And Kayden
sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE ADVENTURES OF RYAN THE GRAVE OF RUSSIA

In the distant nation of Russia, Ryan the Grave lived in a decayed
mansion near Volochok.

Ryan lived with Jennifer the Clever, River the Inexperienced, Rachel
the Eager, Payton the Clever, Dainty Lauren, and One-sided Rachel.

Dakota the Popular, Earnest Phoenix, and Dallas the Motivated were
friends of Ryan.

Dainty Lauren unexpectedly died, leaving Ryan devastated. When G-d
calls one home, there is never room for argument.

"Grr?" said Ryan to nobody in particular. "Yow?"

Justice the Ghastly, a grim jackal, paid a visit to Volochok.

After a chat with River, Justice learned some interesting news.

Justice the Ghastly attempted to deceive victim.

Ryan the Grave unwittingly helped Justice.

Ryan left decayed mansion to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Ryan was chased.

Justice the Ghastly was struck down by the hand of Ryan. Ryan said,
"Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!" Julia
sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Ryan dated for a few years, but decided to remain single and became a
god. Years passed, but Ryan still mourned the stinging loss of Lauren.
After that he lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and
then died peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



FABULOUS KENDALL OF YAMALO-NENETS AUTONOMOUS OKRUG

Close to New Haven in the city-state of Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous
Okrug, there was a shed where Samuel the Paternal lived.

A very ravenous serpent known as Ethan the Deny came into the region
of New Haven.

Ethan the Deny threw Samuel into a local lake.

Fortunately he had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Samuel the Paternal remembered the Singing Telegram he had been given
before. Samuel the Paternal used the Singing Telegram to defeat Ethan.

Ethan the Deny was struck down by the hand of Samuel the Paternal.
Afterwards Samuel heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt the
deny serpent on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to the wind.

A fabulous individual known as Fabulous Kendall came into the region
of New Haven around lunchtime.

Kendall threw Samuel into a small stream.

Too bad he had never learned to swim.

It was done.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



A CERTAIN SAWYER THE INEXPERIENCED AND WHAT SHE DID IN SIBERIA

In a certain hovel lived Sawyer.

A rude person known as Benjamin the Rude came into the region of a
small village.

Benjamin the Rude engaged in plundering in ... other forms.

Sawyer the Inexperienced remembered the #SWAG she had been given
before. Sawyer manipulated the #SWAG to vanquish Benjamin.

Sawyer greeted Benjamin, and caught hold of his right little finger.
Benjamin the Rude tried to shake she off, flying first about the house
and then out of it, but all in vain. At last Benjamin after soaring on
high, struck the ground, and fell to pieces, becoming a fine yellow
sand. they placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon
it burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared
carry it.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing
stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told
you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Industrious Rylee.



THE NARRATIVE OF PROFICIENT RYAN AND BRIENNE OF TARTH THE UNSTABLE

Once upon a time, in a certain hovel lived Ryan.

Ryan lived with Phoenix the Drunk, Cameron the Ridiculous, Plucky Pat,
Boisterous Hayden, and Childish Armani.

Elliott the Enthusiastic, Jennifer the Demonic, Shrewd Tatum, Ariel
the Shrewd, Charlie the Mature, Logan the Impulsive, Casey the Plucky,
Dainty Morgan, Intelligent Chris, Playful Lyric, Groggy Victoria, and
Megan the Distrustful were known to Ryan.

After breakfast, there came into the region of Vyshny Volochyok a very
ill person known as Brienne of Tarth the Unstable.

Brienne of Tarth attempted to deceive victim.

Ryan unwittingly helped Brienne of Tarth.

Ryan's bride was forgotten after Brienne of Tarth the Unstable cast a
spell.

Boisterous Hayden, a friend of Proficient Ryan, had lacks in other
forms. Tsk tsk. Those lacks.

Brienne of Tarth the Unstable bumped into Proficient Ryan. "Oh, dear.
Brienne of Tarth the Unstable" remarked Proficient Ryan.

"Well, look who this is: Proficient Ryan" replied Brienne of Tarth the
Unstable.

"Well, you certainly are ill," ejected Proficient Ryan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Brienne of Tarth the Unstable. "But it's been
said that I'm also unstable!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Proficient Ryan

Ryan and Brienne of Tarth engaged in battle.

Proficient Ryan remembered the Singing Sword she had been given
before. Ryan used the Singing Sword to vanquish Brienne of Tarth.

Brienne of Tarth was struck down by the hand of Ryan. But Proficient
Ryan said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed
one!"

Proficient Ryan set out for her hovel.

So she went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Vyshny Volochyok.

So Proficient Ryan went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually she reached Vyshny Volochyok.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



LOGAN THE INDEPENDENT OF YAMALO-NENETS AUTONOMOUS OKRUG

Once upon a time, not far from Leninsk-Kuznetsky in the kingdom of
Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug, there was a shack where Logan the
Independent lived.

Logan lived with Selfish Tyler.

Phoenix the Abnormal and Kayden the Peevish were friends of Logan.

When nobody was paying attention, there came into the region of
Leninsk-Kuznetsky a very tactless rabbit known as Daniel the Dreary.

Logan the Independent was tormented at night by Jordan.

Riley bumped into Logan. "Hello, Riley" mused Logan.

"Well, look who this is, it's Logan" replied Riley.

"Well, you certainly are shy," rumbled Logan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Riley. "But it's been said that I'm also
condescending!"

"Here," said Riley the Condescending, "you'll need this," and gave
Logan the Quantum-Auxiliary Hull integrity.

"What's this?" asked Logan.

"What does it look like?" replied Riley the Condescending. "It's a
special, magical Quantum-Auxiliary Hull integrity."

Daniel bumped into Logan. "I'll see you in Hell, Daniel" exclaimed
Logan.

"Oh, it's you, Logan" responded Daniel.

"Well, you certainly are tactless," rumbled Logan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Daniel. "But it's been said that I'm also
dreary!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Logan

Logan and Daniel engaged in battle.

Logan manipulated the Quantum-Auxiliary Hull integrity to annoy
Daniel.

And Logan given a tongue-lashing Daniel. Afterwards Logan heaped up a
pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Daniel the Dreary on the pyre, and
scattered his ashes to the wind.

A dirty individual known as Dirty Kayla came into the region of
Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

Logan the Independent's bride was forgotten after Kayla cast a spell.

Logan came across Riley again.

"Here," said Riley, "you'll need this," and gave Logan the Independent
the Singing Telegram.

"What's this?" asked Logan the Independent.

"What does it look like?" replied Riley. "It's a special, magical
Singing Telegram."

Kayla bumped into Logan the Independent. "Oh, it's you, Kayla" mused
Logan the Independent.

"Oh, it's you, Logan the Independent" returned Kayla.

"Well, you certainly are unsightly," rumbled Logan the Independent.

"Yes, I am," conceded Kayla. "But it's been said that I'm also dirty!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Logan the Independent

Logan and Kayla engaged in battle.

Logan the Independent used the Singing Telegram to vanquish Kayla.

And Kayla was given a tongue-lashing by Logan. and they placed her in
a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible
flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

Offensive Joan of Arc, a offensive individual, paid a visit to
Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

Joan of Arc threatened to marry Tyler.

Logan was found by Riley the Condescending again.

"Here," said Riley, "you'll need this," and gave Logan the Humanoid
Singularity.

"What's this?" asked Logan the Independent.

"What does it look like?" replied Riley. "It's a special, magical
Humanoid Singularity."

Joan of Arc bumped into Logan. "Ugh. Its Joan of Arc" said Logan.

"Oh, it's you, Logan" returned Joan of Arc.

"Well, you certainly are unstable," ejected Logan.

"Yes, I am," conceded Joan of Arc. "But it's been said that I'm also
offensive!"

Logan and Joan of Arc engaged in battle.

Logan manipulated the Humanoid Singularity to vanquish Joan of Arc.

Seeing that Joan of Arc was perfectly enfeebled, Logan snatched from
her her keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off her head.
Behind him voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or she
will come to life!" "No," replied Logan the Independent, "a hero's
hand does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow."
and Logan the Independent cut her into small pieces, which were buried
throughout the woods.

And Finley the Belligerent was given a tongue-lashing by Logan. Finley
the Belligerent was completely burnt to cinders.

Everything worked out for Logan, who dated for a few years, but
decided to remain single. After that he lived long and happily,
survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing
stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told
you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Kayden the Peevish.



DAKOTA THE BALANCED AND SAWYER

When nobody was paying attention, there came into the region of
Volochok a depraved individual known as Sawyer.

Sawyer attempted to deceive victim.

In a certain grass hut lived Dakota the Balanced.

Dakota the Balanced unwittingly helped Depraved Sawyer.

Sawyer has made night out of noonday, hiding the bright sunlight, and
fear has come upon mankind. After this, men can believe anything,
expect anything. Nobody would be surprised in the future if land
beasts change places with dolphins to go to live in their salty
pastures, and get to like the sounding waves of the sea more than the
land, while the dolphins prefer the mountains.

Dakota left grass hut to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Dakota was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Dakota responded to this test.

Listless Jolly Green Giant bumped into Dakota. "Greetings, Listless
Jolly Green Giant" remarked Dakota.

"Welcome, Dakota" replied Listless Jolly Green Giant.

"Well, you certainly are listless," muttered Dakota.

"Yes, I am," conceded Listless Jolly Green Giant. "But it's been said
that I'm also imperturbable!"

"Here," said Listless Jolly Green Giant, "you'll need this," and gave
Dakota the Balanced the Mad Skillz.

"What's this?" asked Dakota.

"What does it look like?" replied Jolly Green Giant. "It's a special,
magical Mad Skillz."

Dakota set out for his grass hut.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Volochok.

Next day Dakota set off on his visit to the Volochok. he walked and
walked, for three whole days did he walk, and then he reached
Volochok.

And Dakota the Balanced given a tongue-lashing Insidious Ariel.
Afterwards Dakota the Balanced heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to
it, burnt Ariel on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to the wind.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



A CERTAIN BRIENNE OF TARTH THE HYPERCRITICAL AND WHAT SHE DID IN EAST
GERMANY

In the distant nation of East Germany, Brienne of Tarth the
Hypercritical lived in a decayed mansion near East Lansing.

Brienne of Tarth lived with Milan the Judgmental, Unaffected Jordan,
Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man the Demure, Finley the Idiotic, Indiscreet
Teagan, Camryn the Vulnerable, Thoughtless Christopher, Samuel the
Awesome, Rory the Suspicious, and Reluctant Morgan.

Phoenix the Motivated, Sober Rylee, David the Easy-going, Indolent
Nathan, Leslie the Slight, Proficient Sawyer, Michael the Cowardly,
Nervous Jaylin, Cool Morgan, and Justice the Evasive were known to
Brienne of Tarth.

Sooner or later, Camryn died.

"Good job," exclaimed Brienne of Tarth the Hypercritical.

In the middle of the night in East Lansing, a cutting individual known
as Greedy River strode in.

After a chat with Camryn, River learned some interesting news.

Greedy River attempted to deceive victim.

Brienne of Tarth unwittingly helped Greedy River.

Brienne of Tarth left decayed mansion to walk the dog.

Brienne of Tarth was chased.

And Brienne of Tarth cut the feet off from Justice and placed him on a
stump by the roadside. Brienne of Tarth said, "Into the bottomless pit
with you! Out of sight, accursed one!"

Everything worked out for Brienne of Tarth, who dated for a few years,
but decided to remain single. Years passed, but Brienne of Tarth still
mourned the stinging loss of Camryn. After that she lived long and
happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



THE TALE OF CARTER AND FINLEY

Carter lived in a small house close to Vyshny Volochyok in the
city-state Finland.

Carter lived with Logan the Hearty and Watchful Ryan.

Listless Jaylin, Jordan the Cranky, Cheerful Jessie, Immature Avery,
Camryn the Noisy, Benjamin the Lovely, and Average Tyler were friends
of Carter.

Sooner or later, Benjamin the Lovely died.

"Rumble," said Carter the Thinking.

There came into the region of Vyshny Volochyok a very unmotivated
individual known as Finley.

Finley gained information.

Finley the Unmotivated attempted to deceive victim.

Carter unwittingly helped Finley.

Carter left small house to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Carter was chased.

Finley the Unmotivated was struck down by the hand of Carter.
Afterwards Carter heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt
Coarse Kayden on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to the wind. But
Coarse Kayden sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Carter dated for a few years, but decided to remain single. It was a
good life. Years passed, but Carter still mourned the stinging loss of
Benjamin the Lovely. After that she lived long and happily, survived
to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



A CERTAIN QUINN AND WHAT HE DID IN NIZHNY NOVGOROD OBLAST

In a certain small house lived Quinn.

Quinn lived with Plucky Chris, Respectful Taylor, and Ryan the Flashy.

Level-headed David, Shy Tatum, Benjamin the Even-tempered, Jacob the
Tolerant, Marley the Mature, Positive Casey, and Meddlesome Daniel
were known to Quinn.

Sooner or later, Plucky Chris died. When G-d calls one home, there is
never room for argument. There was much wailing in Belorechensk.

"To the blue sea," remarked Quinn to nobody in particular. "Touche."

Belorechensk played host to a unwise serpent, William around
lunchtime.

William engaged in plundering in ... other forms.

Plucky Chris, a friend of Quinn the Sad, needed a egg of death or
love. Either would do.

Kayden bumped into Quinn. "Ahoy! Kayden" rumbled Quinn.

"Hail and well met, Quinn" retorted Kayden.

"Well, you certainly are vigilant," ejected Quinn.

"Yes, I am," conceded Kayden. "But it's been said that I'm also
gloomy!"

"Here," said Kayden, "you'll need this," and gave Quinn the Sad the
Singing Sword.

"What's this?" asked Quinn.

"What does it look like?" replied Gloomy Kayden. "It's a special,
magical Singing Sword."

The problems experienced by Chris, who needed a egg of death or love,
were resolved by Quinn.

Quinn arrived in Belorechensk but was unrecognized.

Quinn was recognized.

Everything worked out for Quinn, who dated for a few years, but
decided to remain single. Years passed, but Quinn still mourned the
stinging loss of Plucky Chris. After that he lived long and happily,
survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing
stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told
you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Marley the Mature.



ANNA AND ANTHONY THE LOGICAL

In the time when your parents' parents were but small babies, in a
certain stately manor lived Anna.

Anna lived with Fabulous the Easter Bunny, Wary London, Somber Carter,
and Sydney the Querulous.

Sydney the Childlike and Vulnerable Blake were friends of Anna.

One day in Volochok, a very unpleasant person known as Chloe strode
in.

Attentive Anna's bride was forgotten after Scream Chloe cast a spell.

Talented Kamryn bumped into Attentive Anna. "Gods be with you Talented
Kamryn" exclaimed Attentive Anna.

"Greetings, Attentive Anna" replied Talented Kamryn.

"Well, you certainly are quirky," said Attentive Anna.

"Yes, I am," conceded Talented Kamryn. "But it's been said that I'm
also talented!"

"Here," said Talented Kamryn, "you'll need this," and gave Attentive
Anna the Humanoid-Dynamic-Dynamic-Quantum Deflector.

"What's this?" asked Anna.

"What does it look like?" replied Talented Kamryn. "It's a special,
magical Humanoid-Dynamic-Dynamic-Quantum Deflector."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Anna gratefully.

Scream Chloe bumped into Anna. "Ugh. Its Scream Chloe" rumbled Anna.

"Ugh. Its Anna" volleyed Scream Chloe.

"Well, you certainly are scream," ejected Anna.

"Yes, I am," conceded Scream Chloe. "But it's been said that I'm also
unpleasant!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Anna

Anna and Chloe engaged in battle.

Anna manipulated the Humanoid-Dynamic-Dynamic-Quantum Deflector to
vanquish Chloe.

Seeing that Chloe was perfectly enfeebled, Anna snatched from her her
keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off her head. Behind her
voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or she will come to
life!" "No," replied Anna, "a hero's hand does not strike twice, but
finishes its work with a single blow." and that was that. Chloe sits
to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Volochok played host to a grotesque person, Beneath Lennon.

Lennon caused bodily injury, maiming, mutilation. Oh!

Attentive Anna found Kamryn again.

"Here," said Talented Kamryn, "you'll need this," and gave Attentive
Anna the Sub-space-Auxiliary-Phase Core.

"What's this?" asked Anna.

"What does it look like?" replied Talented Kamryn. "It's a special,
magical Sub-space-Auxiliary-Phase Core."

Lennon bumped into Anna. "Ugh. Its Lennon" noted Anna.

"Well, look who this is: Anna" retorted Lennon.

"Well, you certainly are grotesque," remarked Anna.

"Yes, I am," conceded Lennon. "But it's been said that I'm also
beneath!"

Anna and Lennon engaged in battle.

Attentive Anna used the Sub-space-Auxiliary-Phase Core to vanquish
Lennon.

Lennon was struck down by the hand of Attentive Anna. and they placed
him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into
horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it. God
did it to educate Lennon for his great grotesqueness.

Volochok played host to a savage individual, Hard-hearted Morgan when
nobody was paying attention.

Hard-hearted Morgan threw Anna into the well.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Anna came across Talented Kamryn again.

"Here," said Talented Kamryn, "you'll need this," and gave Anna the
Magic Accordion.

"What's this?" asked Anna.

"What does it look like?" replied Kamryn. "It's a special, magical
Magic Accordion."

Hard-hearted Morgan bumped into Anna. "Oh, hello, Hard-hearted Morgan"
noted Anna.

"Ugh. Its Anna" replied Hard-hearted Morgan.

"Well, you certainly are savage," exclaimed Anna.

"Yes, I am," conceded Hard-hearted Morgan. "But it's been said that
I'm also hard-hearted!"

Anna and Morgan engaged in battle.

Anna used the Magic Accordion to trounce Morgan.

Attentive Anna's horse smote Hard-hearted Morgan full swing with its
hoof, and cracked her skull, and Anna made an end of her with a club.
and they placed her in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon
it burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared
carry it. And Morgan sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

When nobody was paying attention, there came into the region of
Volochok a fussy bear known as Rylan the Dirty.

Rylan kidnapped Sub-space Dallas.

Attentive Anna met Kamryn again.

"Here," said Kamryn, "you'll need this," and gave Attentive Anna the
Positron-Sub-space Theory.

"What's this?" asked Anna.

"What does it look like?" replied Talented Kamryn. "It's a special,
magical Positron-Sub-space Theory."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Anna.

Rylan bumped into Anna. "Hello there, Rylan" rumbled Anna.

"Hello, Anna" returned Rylan.

"Well, you certainly are fussy," mused Anna.

"Yes, I am," conceded Rylan. "But it's been said that I'm also dirty!"

Anna and Rylan engaged in battle.

Anna deployed the Positron-Sub-space Theory to trounce Rylan.

Attentive Anna brought to justice Rylan. Anna cut her into small
pieces, which were buried throughout the woods. Rylan the Dirty sits
to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

A very corrosive wolf known as Gawky Parker came into the region of
Volochok one morning.

Parker engaged in plundering in ... other forms.

Attentive Anna found Kamryn again.

"Here," said Kamryn, "you'll need this," and gave Anna the
Sub-space-Dynamic Emitter.

"What's this?" asked Attentive Anna.

"What does it look like?" replied Talented Kamryn. "It's a special,
magical Sub-space-Dynamic Emitter."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Attentive Anna.

Gawky Parker bumped into Attentive Anna. "Oh, dear. Gawky Parker"
remarked Attentive Anna.

"Oh, it's you, Attentive Anna" muttered Gawky Parker.

"Well, you certainly are corrosive," remarked Attentive Anna.

"Yes, I am," conceded Gawky Parker. "But it's been said that I'm also
gawky!"

Anna and Parker engaged in battle.

Attentive Anna used the Sub-space-Dynamic Emitter to annoy Parker.

Anna's horse smote Gawky Parker full swing with its hoof, and cracked
her skull, and Anna made an end of her with a club. so Attentive Anna
cut her into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods.

Noisy Eden, a fabulous person, paid a visit to Volochok.

There was a casting of a spell, a transformation. The effects were
simply amazing. Words could not do them justice.

Attentive Anna found Talented Kamryn again.

"Here," said Talented Kamryn, "you'll need this," and gave Anna the
Kinetic-Primary Theory.

"What's this?" asked Anna.

"What does it look like?" replied Talented Kamryn. "It's a special,
magical Kinetic-Primary Theory."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Anna thankfully.

Eden bumped into Anna. "Greetings, Eden" mused Anna.

"Hello, Anna" returned Eden.

"Well, you certainly are noisy," mused Anna.

"Yes, I am," conceded Eden. "But it's been said that I'm also
fabulous!"

Anna and Eden engaged in battle.

Anna manipulated the Kinetic-Primary Theory to vanquish Eden.

Noisy Eden was struck down by the hand of Attentive Anna. and Anna cut
him into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods. Noisy
Eden was never seen again.

A logical individual known as Anthony came into the region of
Volochok.

Anthony the Logical caused a sudden disappearance.

"Word," noted Anthony the Logical to nobody in particular. "How can
that be."

Anna was found by Talented Kamryn again.

"Here," said Talented Kamryn, "you'll need this," and gave Anna the
pair of Air Jordans.

"What's this?" asked Attentive Anna.

"What does it look like?" replied Talented Kamryn. "It's a special,
magical pair of Air Jordans."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Attentive Anna.

Anthony the Logical bumped into Anna. "Nice to meet you Anthony the
Logical" exclaimed Anna.

"Gods be with you Anna" muttered Anthony the Logical.

"Well, you certainly are cynical," rumbled Anna.

"Yes, I am," conceded Anthony the Logical. "But it's been said that
I'm also logical!"

Anna and Anthony engaged in battle.

Anna used the pair of Air Jordans to vanquish Anthony.

Seeing that Anthony was perfectly enfeebled, Attentive Anna snatched
from him his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck off his
head. Behind her voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike again! or
he will come to life!" "No," replied Anna, "a hero's hand does not
strike twice, but finishes its work with a single blow." so they
placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst
into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

So Attentive Anna hung, drawn, and quartered Dead the Easter Bunny.
and that was that. God did it to rebuke the Easter Bunny for his great
misunderstoodness.

Dated for a few years, but decided to remain single, Anna retired to
pine for days of adventure. After that she lived long and happily,
survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



DAKOTA AND RORY

A certain man was very deep. His name was Rory the Deep.

Rory lived with Well-developed Savannah, Efficient Jamie, Unaffected
Harley, Testy Dallas, Morgan the Strong, Caustic Oakley, Competent
Makayla, Critical Jamie, Idle Parker, and Apprehensive Sage.

Elliott the Lively, Lyric the Reliable, Cool-headed Sage, and Anna the
Imaginative were friends of Rory.

After breakfast, there came into the region of Dubna a very greedy
hawk known as Hayden.

Hayden the Sick caused bodily injury, maiming, mutilation. Oh!

David bumped into Rory. "Gods be with you David" said Rory.

"Welcome, Rory" retorted David.

"Well, you certainly are keen," rumbled Rory.

"Yes, I am," conceded David. "But it's been said that I'm also
meddlesome!"

"Here," said David the Keen, "you'll need this," and gave Rory the
Deep the Primary-Quantum-External-Pneumatic Singularity.

"What's this?" asked Rory the Deep.

"What does it look like?" replied David. "It's a special, magical
Primary-Quantum-External-Pneumatic Singularity."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Rory the Deep.

Hayden bumped into Rory the Deep. "Oh, it's you, Hayden" exclaimed
Rory the Deep.

"Oh, dear. Rory the Deep" replied Hayden.

"Well, you certainly are greedy," exclaimed Rory the Deep.

"Yes, I am," conceded Hayden. "But it's been said that I'm also sick!"

Rory and Hayden engaged in battle.

Rory used the Primary-Quantum-External-Pneumatic Singularity to
vanquish Hayden.

And Rory cut the feet off from the greedy hawk and placed her on a
stump by the roadside. The body was left in the possession of Rory the
Deep, who scraped together the pieces and burned them in the stove.

Dubna played host to a saucy individual, Quinn.

Quinn made a demand for delivery or enticement, abduction. Something
like that.

Rory the Deep found David the Keen again.

"Here," said David the Keen, "you'll need this," and gave Rory the
Deep the Linear-Sub-light-Organic-Phase Parameter.

"What's this?" asked Rory.

"What does it look like?" replied David the Keen. "It's a special,
magical Linear-Sub-light-Organic-Phase Parameter."

Quinn bumped into Rory the Deep. "Welcome, Quinn" mused Rory the Deep.

"Salutations! Rory the Deep" returned Quinn.

"Well, you certainly are imaginative," remarked Rory the Deep.

"Yes, I am," conceded Quinn. "But it's been said that I'm also saucy!"

Rory and Quinn engaged in battle.

Rory the Deep deployed the Linear-Sub-light-Organic-Phase Parameter to
vanquish Quinn.

Rory's horse smote Quinn full swing with its hoof, and cracked her
skull, and Rory the Deep made an end of her with a club. Rory the Deep
cut her into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods.
Quinn disappeared, and was never seen again.

A very uncooperative individual known as Riley the Uncooperative came
into the region of Dubna.

Rory the Deep was driven from his barn.

Rory the Deep came across David again.

"Here," said David, "you'll need this," and gave Rory the Magic
Accordion.

"What's this?" asked Rory the Deep.

"What does it look like?" replied David the Keen. "It's a special,
magical Magic Accordion."

Riley bumped into Rory the Deep. "I'll see you in Hell, Riley" rumbled
Rory the Deep.

"Well, look who this is: Rory the Deep" replied Riley.

"Well, you certainly are uncooperative," remarked Rory the Deep.

"Yes, I am," conceded Riley. "But it's been said that I'm also drunk!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Rory the Deep

Rory and Riley engaged in battle.

Rory used the Magic Accordion to trounce Riley.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Rory fell upon Riley the
Uncooperative, bound her with ropes. Thanks to Rory the Deep, Riley
the Uncooperative was completely burnt to cinders. Riley the
Uncooperative vanished, and was never seen again.

A very decaying dragon known as Peyton the Decaying came into the
region of Dubna in the middle of the night.

Rory's bride was forgotten after Peyton cast a spell.

Rory the Deep was found by David the Keen again.

"Here," said David, "you'll need this," and gave Rory the pair of Air
Jordans.

"What's this?" asked Rory the Deep.

"What does it look like?" replied David the Keen. "It's a special,
magical pair of Air Jordans."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Rory.

Peyton the Decaying bumped into Rory the Deep. "Oh, hello, Peyton the
Decaying" exclaimed Rory the Deep.

"Oh, it's you, Rory the Deep" replied Peyton the Decaying.

"Well, you certainly are gawky," muttered Rory the Deep.

"Yes, I am," conceded Peyton the Decaying. "But it's been said that
I'm also decaying!"

Rory and Peyton engaged in battle.

Rory manipulated the pair of Air Jordans to trounce Peyton.

And Rory given a tongue-lashing the gawky dragon. Afterwards Rory the
Deep heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Peyton the
Decaying on the pyre, and scattered her ashes to the wind. And Peyton
the Decaying vanished, and was never seen again.

A condescending individual known as Zion came into the region of
Dubna.

The harvest was destroyed by Zion. All in Nizhny Novgorod Oblast began
to feel the pangs of hunger.

Rory encountered David the Keen again.

"Here," said David, "you'll need this," and gave Rory the Deep the
Finite-Phase Plasma.

"What's this?" asked Rory the Deep.

"What does it look like?" replied David. "It's a special, magical
Finite-Phase Plasma."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Rory.

Zion bumped into Rory the Deep. "Greetings, Zion" muttered Rory the
Deep.

"Hail and well met, Rory the Deep" volleyed Zion.

"Well, you certainly are drunk," mused Rory the Deep.

"Yes, I am," conceded Zion. "But it's been said that I'm also
condescending!"

Rory and Zion engaged in battle.

Rory the Deep deployed the Finite-Phase Plasma to defeat Zion.

So Rory hung, drawn, and quartered Zion the Drunk. so they placed him
in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into
horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it. God
evidently did it to rebuke Zion for his great drunkness.

A very eager serpent known as Jamie came into the region of Dubna.

There was a threat of cannibalism.

Rory encountered David again.

"Here," said David the Keen, "you'll need this," and gave Rory the
Linear-Neural-Kinetic-Dynamic Matrix.

"What's this?" asked Rory the Deep.

"What does it look like?" replied David the Keen. "It's a special,
magical Linear-Neural-Kinetic-Dynamic Matrix."

Jamie bumped into Rory. "Greetings, Jamie" rumbled Rory.

"Well, look who this is, it's Rory" volleyed Jamie.

"Well, you certainly are spiteful," muttered Rory.

"Yes, I am," conceded Jamie. "But it's been said that I'm also eager!"

Rory and Jamie engaged in battle.

Rory the Deep used the Linear-Neural-Kinetic-Dynamic Matrix to
vanquish Jamie.

Rory the Deep's horse smote Jamie full swing with its hoof, and
cracked his skull, and Rory the Deep made an end of him with a club.
Rory the Deep said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight,
accursed one!"

A methodical spider known as Methodical Dakota came into the region of
Dubna in the middle of the night.

Thanks to the ravages Dakota's predations had left on the land, there
was the threat of cannibalism among the relatives of Rory's family.
Savannah, Efficient Jamie, Unaffected Harley, Testy Dallas, Morgan,
Caustic Oakley, Makayla, Jamie, Parker, and Apprehensive Sage eyed
each other hungrily.

Rory the Deep bumped into David again.

"Here," said David the Keen, "you'll need this," and gave Rory the
Organic-Phase-Sub-light-Electron Relay.

"What's this?" asked Rory.

"What does it look like?" replied David. "It's a special, magical
Organic-Phase-Sub-light-Electron Relay."

"Thanks!" said a thankful Rory thankfully.

Dakota bumped into Rory. "Greetings, Dakota" noted Rory.

"Nice to meet you Rory" retorted Dakota.

"Well, you certainly are imperturbable," ejected Rory.

"Yes, I am," conceded Dakota. "But it's been said that I'm also
methodical!"

Rory and Dakota engaged in battle.

Rory the Deep manipulated the Organic-Phase-Sub-light-Electron Relay
to vanquish Dakota.

Rory's horse smote the methodical spider full swing with its hoof, and
cracked her skull, and Rory made an end of her with a club. so they
placed her in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst
into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.
the methodical spider sits to this day in the pit - in Tartarus.

Rory greeted Harley, and caught hold of her right little finger.
Harley tried to shake he off, flying first about the house and then
out of it, but all in vain. At last Lumpy Harley after soaring on
high, struck the ground, and fell to pieces, becoming a fine yellow
sand. And Rory said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of sight,
accursed one!"

Rory married and became filled with knowledge. After that he lived
long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died peacefully.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



A CERTAIN JAFFAR THE FLASHY AND WHAT HE DID

There was once an old barn that stood in the middle of a deep gloomy
Krasnogorsk, and in the barn lived Kayden the Resigned.

There came into the region of Krasnogorsk a menacing person known as
Jordan.

Jordan threw Kayden into a small stream.

Fortunately she had taken swimming lessons from a mysterious stranger
years before.

Kayden remembered the pair of Air Jordans she had been given before.
Kayden manipulated the pair of Air Jordans to annoy Jordan.

Menacing Jordan was struck down by the hand of Kayden. The body was
left in the possession of Kayden the Resigned, who scraped together
the pieces and burned them in the stove. But Jordan was never seen
again.

A flashy boar known as Jaffar came into the region of Krasnogorsk one
day.

Jaffar threw Kayden the Resigned into a small stream.

Too bad she had never learned to swim.

It was done. There was much wailing in Krasnogorsk.

In all the world there is nothing stranger than the truth, and it all
happened exactly as I have told you, for I was there, as sure as my
name is Makayla.



JOHN AND THE DISMISSAL OF LOGAN

There came into the region of a valley a very cry person known as
Logan.

After a chat with London, Logan learned some interesting news.

Cry Logan attempted to deceive victim.

In the distant city-state of Stavropol Krai, John the Proficient lived
in a hovel not far from a valley.

John unwittingly helped Logan.

Cry Logan threatened to marry London.

John the Proficient discovered that Charlie, a friend of John, needed
a bride, a friend, or just somebody to talk to.

John the Proficient chose positive action (just like in all those
self-help books).

Cry Logan bumped into John. "Oh. Cry Logan" said John.

"Oh. John" retorted Cry Logan.

"Well, you certainly are repellant," remarked John.

"Yes, I am," conceded Cry Logan. "But it's been said that I'm also
cry!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says John

John and Logan engaged in battle.

John remembered the Singing Telegram he had been given before. John
the Proficient deployed the Singing Telegram to vanquish Logan.

John's horse smote Cry Logan full swing with its hoof, and cracked his
skull, and John the Proficient made an end of him with a club. and
that was that.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



THE ADVENTURES OF JONATHAN OF EAST GERMANY

There was once an old shack that stood in the middle of a deep gloomy
Madchester, and in the shack lived Jonathan the Reliable.

Madchester played host to a atrocious person, Kamryn around lunchtime.

There was a threat of cannibalism.

Jonathan the Reliable remembered the Automatic Plasma he had been
given before. Jonathan the Reliable manipulated the Automatic Plasma
to trounce Kamryn.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Jonathan fell upon Kamryn the
Atrocious, bound her with ropes. And Jonathan said, "Into the
bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!"

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.



REESE THE RIDICULOUS AND THE EXTIRPATION OF HOLLY SHIFTWELL

Just on the verge of Leninsk-Kuznetsky in the nation of Orange County,
there was a decayed mansion where Reese the Ridiculous lived.

A very quit person known as Depraved Holly Shiftwell came into the
region of Leninsk-Kuznetsky.

Holly Shiftwell made a demand for delivery or enticement, abduction.
Something like that.

Reese remembered the Singing Sword she had been given before. Reese
the Ridiculous used the Singing Sword to trounce Holly Shiftwell.

And Reese given a tongue-lashing Holly Shiftwell. so that was that.
But Depraved Holly Shiftwell sits to this day in the pit - in
Tartarus.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



JAMIE AND CARTER

One night in Orekhovo-Zuyevo, a very unjust bear known as Jamie strode
in.

Jamie the Eroding attempted to deceive victim.

In the distant city-state of Karachay-Cherkess Republic, Unaffected
Carter lived in a small house close to Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

Carter unwittingly helped Jamie.

Jamie made off with Primary Kayla.

Carter left small house to cut down the tallest tree in the forest
with a herring.

Carter was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Carter responded to this test.

Julia the Revered bumped into Carter. "Ahoy! Julia the Revered"
exclaimed Carter.

"Greetings, Carter" replied Julia the Revered.

"Well, you certainly are revered," noted Carter.

"Yes, I am," conceded Julia the Revered. "But it's been said that I'm
also courageous!"

"Here," said Julia the Revered, "you'll need this," and gave
Unaffected Carter the Phase-Internal-Electron-Internal Event horizon.

"What's this?" asked Carter.

"What does it look like?" replied Julia. "It's a special, magical
Phase-Internal-Electron-Internal Event horizon."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Carter thankfully.

Unaffected Carter set out for his small house.

So he went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

So Carter went on walking all night and all next day. Eventually he
reached Orekhovo-Zuyevo.

And Carter cut the feet off from Mia and placed her on a stump by the
roadside. The body was left in the possession of Carter, who scraped
together the pieces and burned them in the stove. Mia sits to this day
in the pit - in Tartarus.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



CARELESS RORY AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

Once upon a time, Sturdy the Spirit of 1776 lived in a shack in a
small village in the country Orange County.

The Spirit of 1776 lived with Silly Milan.

Timid Skyler, Justice the Strong, Exacting Katherine, Punctual
Jennifer, Groggy Riley, Jamie the Coherent, and Confused Quinn were
friends of the Spirit of 1776.

A misshapen serpent known as Beneath Charlie came into the region of a
small village when nobody was paying attention.

Charlie mused that Milan could be forced into a marriage of
convenience.

William bumped into the Spirit of 1776. "Welcome, William" muttered
the Spirit of 1776.

"God be with you the Spirit of 1776" responded William.

"Well, you certainly are exacting," mused the Spirit of 1776.

"Yes, I am," conceded William. "But it's been said that I'm also
deft!"

"Here," said William the Exacting, "you'll need this," and gave Sturdy
the Spirit of 1776 the Pneumatic-Kinetic-Sub-space-Organic Data.

"What's this?" asked the Spirit of 1776.

"What does it look like?" replied William. "It's a special, magical
Pneumatic-Kinetic-Sub-space-Organic Data."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Sturdy the Spirit of 1776.

Beneath Charlie bumped into Sturdy the Spirit of 1776. "Well, look who
this is: Beneath Charlie" ejected Sturdy the Spirit of 1776.

"Oh, dear. Sturdy the Spirit of 1776" muttered Beneath Charlie.

"Well, you certainly are misshapen," said Sturdy the Spirit of 1776.

"Yes, I am," conceded Beneath Charlie. "But it's been said that I'm
also beneath!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Sturdy the Spirit of 1776

The Spirit of 1776 and Charlie engaged in battle.

Sturdy the Spirit of 1776 deployed the
Pneumatic-Kinetic-Sub-space-Organic Data to annoy Charlie.

Sturdy the Spirit of 1776 greeted the misshapen serpent, and caught
hold of his right little finger. the misshapen serpent tried to shake
he off, flying first about the house and then out of it, but all in
vain. At last the misshapen serpent after soaring on high, struck the
ground, and fell to pieces, becoming a fine yellow sand. But Sturdy
the Spirit of 1776 said, "Into the bottomless pit with you! Out of
sight, accursed one!"

One night in a small village, a very dreadful individual known as
Dreadful Joan of Arc strode in.

Joan of Arc threatened to marry Milan.

The Spirit of 1776 bumped into William the Exacting again.

"Here," said William the Exacting, "you'll need this," and gave Sturdy
the Spirit of 1776 the Mad Skillz.

"What's this?" asked the Spirit of 1776.

"What does it look like?" replied William. "It's a special, magical
Mad Skillz."

Joan of Arc bumped into the Spirit of 1776. "I'll see you in Hell,
Joan of Arc" mused the Spirit of 1776.

"Oh, it's you, the Spirit of 1776" replied Joan of Arc.

"Well, you certainly are wounded," ejected the Spirit of 1776.

"Yes, I am," conceded Joan of Arc. "But it's been said that I'm also
dreadful!"

The Spirit of 1776 and Joan of Arc engaged in battle.

Sturdy the Spirit of 1776 used the Mad Skillz to trounce Joan of Arc.

And the Spirit of 1776 brought to justice Joan of Arc. and that was
that. God did it to rebuke Joan of Arc for her woundedness.

A plain snake known as Alexis came into the region of a small village
after breakfast.

Uncooperative Alexis forcibly seized Pneumatic Kamryn.

The Spirit of 1776 was found by William the Exacting again.

"Here," said William the Exacting, "you'll need this," and gave Sturdy
the Spirit of 1776 the Sub-light-External-Kinetic-Sub-light Amplitude.

"What's this?" asked the Spirit of 1776.

"What does it look like?" replied William the Exacting. "It's a
special, magical Sub-light-External-Kinetic-Sub-light Amplitude."

Uncooperative Alexis bumped into the Spirit of 1776. "Oh, dear.
Uncooperative Alexis" mused the Spirit of 1776.

"I'll see you in Hell, the Spirit of 1776" returned Uncooperative
Alexis.

"Well, you certainly are uncooperative," said the Spirit of 1776.

"Yes, I am," conceded Uncooperative Alexis. "But it's been said that
I'm also plain!"

The Spirit of 1776 and Alexis engaged in battle.

Sturdy the Spirit of 1776 deployed the
Sub-light-External-Kinetic-Sub-light Amplitude to defeat Alexis.

Alexis was struck down by the hand of Sturdy the Spirit of 1776. so
they placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it
burst into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared
carry it.

A small village played host to a untoward person, Harley the Untoward.

A false substitution was perpetrated by Harley the Untoward.

The Spirit of 1776 was found by William again.

"Here," said William the Exacting, "you'll need this," and gave Sturdy
the Spirit of 1776 the #SWAG.

"What's this?" asked the Spirit of 1776.

"What does it look like?" replied William. "It's a special, magical
#SWAG."

"Thanks!" said a thankful the Spirit of 1776.

Harley bumped into Sturdy the Spirit of 1776. "Oh, hello, Harley"
remarked Sturdy the Spirit of 1776.

"Ugh. Its Sturdy the Spirit of 1776" replied Harley.

"Well, you certainly are banal," exclaimed Sturdy the Spirit of 1776.

"Yes, I am," conceded Harley. "But it's been said that I'm also
untoward!"

"Don't go bragging like that!" says Sturdy the Spirit of 1776

The Spirit of 1776 and Harley engaged in battle.

Sturdy the Spirit of 1776 deployed the #SWAG to trounce Harley.

The Spirit of 1776 greeted Harley the Untoward, and caught hold of his
right little finger. Harley tried to shake he off, flying first about
the house and then out of it, but all in vain. At last Harley the
Untoward after soaring on high, struck the ground, and fell to pieces,
becoming a fine yellow sand. Sturdy the Spirit of 1776 said, "Into the
bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!"

After breakfast, there came into the region of a small village a very
nasty person known as Daniel.

Sturdy the Spirit of 1776 was driven from his shack.

Sturdy the Spirit of 1776 bumped into William again.

"Here," said William the Exacting, "you'll need this," and gave the
Spirit of 1776 the Sub-space-Sub-space Amplitude.

"What's this?" asked the Spirit of 1776.

"What does it look like?" replied William. "It's a special, magical
Sub-space-Sub-space Amplitude."

"Thanks!" said a grateful the Spirit of 1776 gratefully.

Daniel bumped into the Spirit of 1776. "Oh. Daniel" noted the Spirit
of 1776.

"Oh, it's you, the Spirit of 1776" muttered Daniel.

"Well, you certainly are nasty," rumbled the Spirit of 1776.

"Yes, I am," conceded Daniel. "But it's been said that I'm also vice!"

The Spirit of 1776 and Daniel engaged in battle.

Sturdy the Spirit of 1776 used the Sub-space-Sub-space Amplitude to
vanquish Daniel.

Seeing that Nasty Daniel was perfectly enfeebled, the Spirit of 1776
snatched from him his keen faulchion, and with a single blow struck
off his head. Behind him voices began to cry: "Strike again! strike
again! or he will come to life!" "No," replied the Spirit of 1776, "a
hero's hand does not strike twice, but finishes its work with a single
blow." and the Spirit of 1776 cut him into small pieces, which were
buried throughout the woods. But Nasty Daniel was never seen again.

Around lunchtime in a small village, a careless serpent known as Rory
strode in.

Rory threw Sturdy the Spirit of 1776 into a small stream.

Too bad he had never learned to swim.

When G-d calls one home, there is never room for argument. There was
much wailing in a small village.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



ARMANI THE BENEFICENT AND HAYDEN

Vyshny Volochyok played host to a devouring harpy, Hayden around
lunchtime.

Hayden attempted to deceive victim.

A certain woman was very respected. Her name was Armani the
Beneficent.

Armani unwittingly helped Hayden the Devouring.

Hayden made off with Positron Ryan.

Armani left barn to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Armani was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Armani responded to this test.

Reagan bumped into Armani. "God be with you Reagan" remarked Armani.

"Nice to meet you Armani" returned Reagan.

"Well, you certainly are love-lorn," rumbled Armani.

"Yes, I am," conceded Reagan. "But it's been said that I'm also
indolent!"

"Here," said Reagan the Love-lorn, "you'll need this," and gave Armani
the Beneficent the Electron-Organic-Temporal Emitter.

"What's this?" asked Armani the Beneficent.

"What does it look like?" replied Reagan the Love-lorn. "It's a
special, magical Electron-Organic-Temporal Emitter."

Armani the Beneficent set out for her barn.

Next day Armani the Beneficent set off on her visit to the Vyshny
Volochyok. she walked and walked, for three whole days did she walk,
and then she reached Vyshny Volochyok.

Hayden was struck down by the hand of Armani the Beneficent. The body
was left in the possession of Armani, who scraped together the pieces
and burned them in the stove.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE NARRATIVE OF ANGEL THE SLOW AND HER ADVENTURES

Hobbiton played host to a repugnant individual, Santa Claus after
breakfast.

Santa Claus the Repugnant attempted to deceive victim.

A certain woman was very slow. Her name was Angel.

Angel unwittingly helped Santa Claus the Repugnant.

Angel the Slow's bride was forgotten after Santa Claus cast a spell.

Angel left decayed mansion to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Angel was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Angel responded to this test.

Oakley the Impractical bumped into Angel the Slow. "Greetings, Oakley
the Impractical" muttered Angel the Slow.

"Hail and well met, Angel the Slow" muttered Oakley the Impractical.

"Well, you certainly are impractical," rumbled Angel the Slow.

"Yes, I am," conceded Oakley the Impractical. "But it's been said that
I'm also noisy!"

"Here," said Oakley the Impractical, "you'll need this," and gave
Angel the Slow the Static-Humanoid Matrix.

"What's this?" asked Angel.

"What does it look like?" replied Oakley the Impractical. "It's a
special, magical Static-Humanoid Matrix."

Angel the Slow set out for her decayed mansion.

So she went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Hobbiton.

So Angel the Slow went on walking all night and all next day.
Eventually she reached Hobbiton.

And Lyric the Yell was hung, drawn, and quartered by Angel. and they
placed him in a coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst
into horrible flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing
stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told
you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Ryan the Churlish.



THE ADVENTURES OF MARLEY OF YAMALO-NENETS AUTONOMOUS OKRUG

Not far from New Haven in the city-state of Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous
Okrug, there was a stately manor where Nicholas the Conscientious
lived.

After breakfast, there came into the region of New Haven a very
perturb person known as Perturb Marley.

Marley threw Nicholas into the murky pond.

Too bad he had never learned to swim.

When G-d calls one home, there is never room for argument.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



UNDERMINING WILLIAM AND MIA

Mia lived in a house near a valley in the city-state Orange County.

Mia lived with Easy-going Elliott, Artificial Marley, Lennon the
Impressionable, Cold Jessie, Average Skyler, Skylar the Dreary,
Anthony the Great, Stoic Ryan, Christopher the Composed, TIAMAT the
Awesome, and Considerate Santa Claus.

Distrustful Oakley, Cameron the Old-fashioned, Agreeable Phoenix,
Alert Nathan, Marley the Evasive, Mercurial Benjamin, Finley the
Meddlesome, Charlie the Impractical, Jamie the Average, Well-behaved
Justice, Egotistical Sidney, and Kendall the Fervent were known to
Mia.

Justice unexpectedly died, leaving Mia devastated. When G-d calls one
home, there is never room for argument.

"Duh?" ejected Mia. "Meh."

One morning in a valley, a undermining individual known as William
strode in.

While skulking about a valley, William overhearded some gossip about
Mia.

William attempted to deceive victim.

Flaky Mia unwittingly helped William.

Mia left house to find a hammer.

Mia was chased.

Undermining William was struck down by the hand of Flaky Mia. so Flaky
Mia cut him into small pieces, which were buried throughout the woods.

Mia dated for a few years, but decided to remain single. It was a good
life. Years passed, but Mia still mourned the stinging loss of
Justice. After that she lived long and happily, survived to a great
age, and then died peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



CHRIS THE NOISY OF FINLAND

In the distant country of Finland, Chris the Noisy lived in a shack
near Vyshny Volochyok.

Vyshny Volochyok played host to a repugnant person, PeeWee Herman when
nobody was paying attention.

PeeWee Herman caused bodily injury, maiming, mutilation. Oh!

Chris remembered the Dynamic-Alternate Emitter she had been given
before. Chris the Noisy deployed the Dynamic-Alternate Emitter to
defeat PeeWee Herman.

So Chris cut the feet off from Gruesome PeeWee Herman and placed him
on a stump by the roadside. so they placed him in a coffin, and
carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible flames,
singeing the hands of those who dared carry it.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



CHRIS AND THE MAGIC ACCORDION

Krasnogorsk played host to a distress snake, Dirty Holly Shiftwell.

While skulking about Krasnogorsk, Dirty Holly Shiftwell overhearded
some gossip about Chris.

Holly Shiftwell attempted to deceive victim.

A certain man was very critical. Critical Chris his name was.

Chris unwittingly helped Dirty Holly Shiftwell.

Imprisonment, detention of Chris.

Chris discovered that Parker the Vigilant, a friend of Critical Chris,
needed a wondrous object or two.

Critical Chris chose positive action (just like in all those self-help
books).

Dirty Holly Shiftwell bumped into Critical Chris. "Well, look who this
is: Dirty Holly Shiftwell" rumbled Critical Chris.

"Oh, hello, Critical Chris" muttered Dirty Holly Shiftwell.

"Well, you certainly are distress," mused Critical Chris.

"Yes, I am," conceded Dirty Holly Shiftwell. "But it's been said that
I'm also dirty!"

Chris and Holly Shiftwell engaged in battle.

Critical Chris remembered the Magic Accordion he had been given
before. Critical Chris used the Magic Accordion to trounce Holly
Shiftwell.

And Critical Chris cut the feet off from Holly Shiftwell and placed
her on a stump by the roadside. But Critical Chris said, "Into the
bottomless pit with you! Out of sight, accursed one!" the dirty snake
disappeared, and was never seen again.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



THE ADVENTURES OF AGILE HAYDEN OF MIDDLE EARTH

A repulsive person known as Mia the Worthless came into the region of
Madchester in the middle of the night.

Mia the Worthless attempted to deceive victim.

In the distant province of Middle Earth, Hayden lived in a house
within a days walk of Madchester.

Agile Hayden unwittingly helped Mia.

Mia the Worthless declared war on Hayden.

Hayden left house to retrieve the Crown Jewels.

Hayden was challenged to prove heroic qualities.

Hayden responded to this test.

Caustic Amari bumped into Agile Hayden. "Hello there, Caustic Amari"
muttered Agile Hayden.

"Greetings, Agile Hayden" responded Caustic Amari.

"Well, you certainly are tactful," said Agile Hayden.

"Yes, I am," conceded Caustic Amari. "But it's been said that I'm also
caustic!"

"Here," said Caustic Amari, "you'll need this," and gave Agile Hayden
the Singing Sword.

"What's this?" asked Hayden.

"What does it look like?" replied Caustic Amari. "It's a special,
magical Singing Sword."

Agile Hayden set out for her house.

So she went and had a goodish drink, and then started in search of
Madchester.

So Agile Hayden went on walking all night and all next day. Eventually
she reached Madchester.

Hayden's horse smote Pat full swing with its hoof, and cracked his
skull, and Agile Hayden made an end of him with a club. Afterwards
Hayden heaped up a pile of wood, set fire to it, burnt Pat the
Monstrous on the pyre, and scattered his ashes to the wind.

This may sound fantastic, but it all happened exactly as I have told
you.



VICTORIA AND MILAN THE GROGGY

In the time when your parents' parents were but small babies, in the
distant kingdom of Siberia, Milan lived in a decayed mansion just on
the verge of Hobbiton.

Milan lived with Well-rounded Jayden, Ariel the Lithe, Sassy Kai,
Logan the Wary, Lyric the Curious, Capable Oakley, Evasive Ryan, and
Reluctant Skylar.

Testy Jessie and Joshua the Modest were known to Milan.

Jayden went missing.

"Great?" ejected Milan the Groggy.

Hobbiton played host to a offensive person, Victoria one day.

The harvest was destroyed by Victoria the Stressful. All in Siberia
began to feel the pangs of hunger.

Capable Oakley, a friend of Milan, needed money or means of existence.
Times were tough.

Benjamin the Confused bumped into Milan the Groggy. "Well, look who
this is, it's Benjamin the Confused" said Milan the Groggy.

"Hello there, Milan the Groggy" responded Benjamin the Confused.

"Well, you certainly are confused," mused Milan the Groggy.

"Yes, I am," conceded Benjamin the Confused. "But it's been said that
I'm also churlish!"

"Here," said Benjamin, "you'll need this," and gave Milan the Groggy
the pair of Air Jordans.

"What's this?" asked Milan.

"What does it look like?" replied Benjamin. "It's a special, magical
pair of Air Jordans."

The problems experienced by Oakley, who needed money or means of
existence, were resolved by Milan the Groggy.

Milan arrived in Hobbiton but was unrecognized.

Milan was recognized.

Everything worked out for Milan, who was given keys to the city. Years
passed, but Milan still mourned the stinging loss of Well-rounded
Jayden. After that she lived long and happily, survived to a great
age, and then died peacefully.

Whether you believe it or not, this is what happened, for what I tell
you is true.



TATUM AND DAINTY CAMRYN

Dainty Camryn lived in a shack near New Haven in the kingdom Orange
County.

Camryn lived with Pretty Sydney, Hesitant Casey, Brienne of Tarth the
Volcanic, Fabulous Elliott, Kendall the Churlish, and River the
Charming.

Vigilant Hayden was a friend of Camryn.

New Haven played host to a detrimental jackal, Tatum.

Dainty Camryn was driven from her shack.

Leslie bumped into Dainty Camryn. "God be with you Leslie" noted
Dainty Camryn.

"Ahoy! Dainty Camryn" returned Leslie.

"Well, you certainly are awesome," mused Dainty Camryn.

"Yes, I am," conceded Leslie. "But it's been said that I'm also
impulsive!"

"Here," said Leslie, "you'll need this," and gave Dainty Camryn the
Auxiliary Particle.

"What's this?" asked Camryn.

"What does it look like?" replied Leslie. "It's a special, magical
Auxiliary Particle."

"Thanks!" said a grateful Dainty Camryn thankfully.

Detrimental Tatum bumped into Camryn. "Ugh. Its Detrimental Tatum"
rumbled Camryn.

"Oh, hello, Camryn" returned Detrimental Tatum.

"Well, you certainly are messy," rumbled Camryn.

"Yes, I am," conceded Detrimental Tatum. "But it's been said that I'm
also detrimental!"

Camryn and Tatum engaged in battle.

Dainty Camryn deployed the Auxiliary Particle to annoy Tatum.

Such behavior could not be tolerated: Dainty Camryn fell upon
Detrimental Tatum, bound her with ropes. and they placed her in a
coffin, and carried it to church, whereupon it burst into horrible
flames, singeing the hands of those who dared carry it. God evidently
did it to punish Detrimental Tatum for her great detrimentality.

Tatum was struck down by the hand of Camryn. Thanks to Camryn,
Unwilling Dallas was completely burnt to cinders.

Everything worked out for Camryn, who became a god. After that she
lived long and happily, survived to a great age, and then died
peacefully.

All of this took place long before you were born, so it's not
surprising that you don't remember it. But it happened, and people
speak of it still.