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BossMode has been preliminarily implemented -- death of the villain will loop back and introduce a NEW villain.
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Close to Madchester in the city-state Middle Earth, there was a grass | |
hut where Destiny the Dowdy lived. | |
Destiny lived with Kayla the Immature, Churlish Jessica, Sweet Maria, | |
Sturdy Hailey, Holly Shiftwell the Immature, Warm Savannah, Julia the | |
Stable, Callous Haley, Circumspect Lily, Indiscreet Jasmine, and | |
Callous Natalie. | |
Level-headed Makayla, Jennifer the Insensitive, and Sydney the | |
Efficient were friends of Destiny. | |
There came into the region of Madchester a very ghastly person known | |
as Victoria the Deny. | |
Victoria killed Makayla. | |
"Right on!" said Victoria to nobody in particular. | |
Destiny and Victoria engaged in battle. | |
Destiny deployed the External Singularity to trounce Victoria. | |
Victoria the Deny was given a tongue-lashing by Destiny the Dowdy. God | |
evidently did it to punish Victoria for her great greediness. | |
There came into the region of Madchester a very powerful person known | |
as Civil Kaitlyn. | |
Kaitlyn killed Sydney. | |
"Man!" said Kaitlyn to nobody in particular. | |
Destiny and Kaitlyn engaged in battle. | |
Destiny deployed the External Singularity to trounce Kaitlyn. | |
Civil Kaitlyn was given a tongue-lashing by Destiny the Dowdy. God | |
evidently did it to punish Kaitlyn for her great greediness. | |
There came into the region of Madchester a very junky person known as | |
Homely Jacob. | |
Jacob killed Natalie. | |
"Nooo!" said Jacob to nobody in particular. | |
Destiny and Jacob engaged in battle. | |
Destiny manipulated the External Singularity to annoy Jacob. | |
Homely Jacob was given a tongue-lashing by Destiny the Dowdy. | |
There came into the region of Madchester a very apprehensive person | |
known as DEATH the Apprehensive. | |
DEATH killed Jessica. | |
"You don't say!" said DEATH to nobody in particular. | |
Destiny and DEATH engaged in battle. | |
Destiny deployed the External Singularity to annoy DEATH. | |
DEATH the Apprehensive was given a tongue-lashing by Destiny the | |
Dowdy. | |
Everything worked out for Destiny, who was made king. Years passed, | |
but Destiny still mourned the stinging loss of Jessica, Natalie, | |
Makayla, and Sydney. | |
This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing | |
stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told | |
you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Maria. |
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The same punishment ("tongue-lashing") and magical-device ("External Singularity") was used in each situation, above; this has since been fixed.