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BossMode has been preliminarily implemented -- death of the villain will loop back and introduce a NEW villain.
Close to Madchester in the city-state Middle Earth, there was a grass
hut where Destiny the Dowdy lived.
Destiny lived with Kayla the Immature, Churlish Jessica, Sweet Maria,
Sturdy Hailey, Holly Shiftwell the Immature, Warm Savannah, Julia the
Stable, Callous Haley, Circumspect Lily, Indiscreet Jasmine, and
Callous Natalie.
Level-headed Makayla, Jennifer the Insensitive, and Sydney the
Efficient were friends of Destiny.
There came into the region of Madchester a very ghastly person known
as Victoria the Deny.
Victoria killed Makayla.
"Right on!" said Victoria to nobody in particular.
Destiny and Victoria engaged in battle.
Destiny deployed the External Singularity to trounce Victoria.
Victoria the Deny was given a tongue-lashing by Destiny the Dowdy. God
evidently did it to punish Victoria for her great greediness.
There came into the region of Madchester a very powerful person known
as Civil Kaitlyn.
Kaitlyn killed Sydney.
"Man!" said Kaitlyn to nobody in particular.
Destiny and Kaitlyn engaged in battle.
Destiny deployed the External Singularity to trounce Kaitlyn.
Civil Kaitlyn was given a tongue-lashing by Destiny the Dowdy. God
evidently did it to punish Kaitlyn for her great greediness.
There came into the region of Madchester a very junky person known as
Homely Jacob.
Jacob killed Natalie.
"Nooo!" said Jacob to nobody in particular.
Destiny and Jacob engaged in battle.
Destiny manipulated the External Singularity to annoy Jacob.
Homely Jacob was given a tongue-lashing by Destiny the Dowdy.
There came into the region of Madchester a very apprehensive person
known as DEATH the Apprehensive.
DEATH killed Jessica.
"You don't say!" said DEATH to nobody in particular.
Destiny and DEATH engaged in battle.
Destiny deployed the External Singularity to annoy DEATH.
DEATH the Apprehensive was given a tongue-lashing by Destiny the
Dowdy.
Everything worked out for Destiny, who was made king. Years passed,
but Destiny still mourned the stinging loss of Jessica, Natalie,
Makayla, and Sydney.
This may sound fantastic, but in all the world there is nothing
stranger than the truth, and it all happened exactly as I have told
you, for I was there, as sure as my name is Maria.
@MichaelPaulukonis
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The same punishment ("tongue-lashing") and magical-device ("External Singularity") was used in each situation, above; this has since been fixed.

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