So, I went to IT club, really hoping to meet that cool girl who installed Ubuntu on all PC. I talked to her before and I totally liked her, maybe even had a crush on her.
I even prepared a good topic to start with. Y'know, there was a new Ubuntu release, and since all these Ubuntus are some weird remix based on LTS, they only update to a new LTS, so the new release was an even more valuable topic.
So, I went to IT club and she was there. Topic turned out even better, as there came several boys who wanted to get better Computer Science grades, but they were scared of Linux and demanded that teacher goes with them to the new ComSci classroom with Windows. Teacher let us stay here and went with those guys to the other classroom. So, there was just me and her.
I talked to her a bit about their fear of Linux, she smiled and we talked some other stuff and that Ubuntu thing. And then I, err, well, I asked her if she would want to, err... y'know what a boy like me would tell the girl he likes.
She said no. Something like "no no no, no way, I want things to stay this way". She smiled, so I smiled too, and we continued talking like nothing happened.
I was deeply sad. It felt like my soul was crying. Why, for Flying Spaghetti Monster's sake, didn't she want to upgrade to the new release?
Yep, now is the moment where I let you, my dear reader, figure out I asked her if she wants to upgrade to ubuntu fourteen point oh four, lts edition, intentionally lowercase to keep you from spoilers.