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Bitcoin to Beanie Babies userscript
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// ==UserScript== | |
// @name Bitcoin to Beanie Babies | |
// @namespace beaniebabies | |
// @description Replaces "bitcoin" with "beanie babies" | |
// @include * | |
// @version 1.0.2 | |
// @grant none | |
// ==/UserScript== | |
// Based on Cloud to Butt userscript: | |
// https://gist.github.com/kalmanolah/5764435/raw/e2f78a6ced8bac19d0465580b3c6e83261d3da6d/cloudtobutt.user.js | |
(function() { | |
function walk(node) | |
{ | |
// I stole this function from here: | |
// http://is.gd/mwZp7E | |
var child, next; | |
if (!node) return; | |
switch ( node.nodeType ) | |
{ | |
case 1: // Element | |
case 9: // Document | |
case 11: // Document fragment | |
child = node.firstChild; | |
while ( child ) | |
{ | |
next = child.nextSibling; | |
walk(child); | |
child = next; | |
} | |
break; | |
case 3: // Text node | |
handleText(node); | |
break; | |
} | |
} | |
function handleText(textNode) | |
{ | |
var v = textNode.nodeValue; | |
v = v.replace(/\b(BTC|ETH|LTC|BCH)\b/gi, "Beanie Babies"); | |
v = v.replace(/(bit|alt|shit)coins?/gi, "Beanie Babies"); | |
v = v.replace(/\b(digital|virtual) currenc(y|ies)\b/gi, "Beanie Babies"); | |
v = v.replace(/\b(digital |virtual |crypto\s?)assets?\b/gi, "Beanie Babies"); | |
v = v.replace(/\bblockchain\b/gi, "Beanie Babies"); | |
v = v.replace(/ethereum/gi, "Beanie Babies"); | |
v = v.replace(/litecoin/gi, "Beanie Babies"); | |
v = v.replace(/\bcrypto(currenc(y|ies)|coins?|s)?\b/gi, "Beanie Babies"); | |
v = v.replace(/\bBeanie Babies(([,;]\s*(and|or|with))\s*(Beanie Babies|\(Beanie Babies\)))+/gi, "Beanie Babies"); | |
v = v.replace(/\bBeanie Babies('s)?(\s+\(?Beanie Babies\)?)+/gi, "Beanie Babies"); | |
v = v.replace(/\bBeanie Babies is/gi, "Beanie Babies are"); | |
textNode.nodeValue = v; | |
} | |
function run() | |
{ | |
walk(document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0]); | |
walk(document.getElementsByTagName('title')[0]); | |
} | |
run(); | |
setTimeout(run, 80); | |
setTimeout(run, 120); | |
setTimeout(run, 320); | |
setTimeout(run, 700); | |
setInterval(run, 5000); | |
}()); |
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