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Old Soviet Joke
A bear sees a rabbit desperatly running through the woods.
The bear says, "what's the hurry?"
The rabbit says, "they're shooting ferrets!"
"But you're not a ferret," says the bear.
"Yeah, OK, and after they shoot you,
good luck explaining you're not a ferret,"
replies the rabbit, and they both start running.
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