Easiest Language

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Bavarian were arguing about
what is the hardest language.
"English!" says the Englishman:
"We write 'Leichester' but say 'Lester'"
"No, French!" says the Frenchman:
"We "write 'hors d'ouvres' but say
'Or-derv.'"
"That's nothing," says the Bavarian:
"We write, 'excuse me Sir, could you repeat
youself, I must have misunderstood?' But we say,
'Hä!?'"