MooseHole
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June 22, 2023 15:38
Yucata chat spam filter
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| // ==UserScript== | |
| // @name yucata spammer filter | |
| // @namespace spam | |
| // @description created to filter people from yucata public chat | |
| // @include /^https:\/\/www\.yucata\.de\/(en|de)\/Overview\w*/ | |
| // @version 1 | |
| // @grant none | |
| // ==/UserScript== | |
| (function() { |
MooseHole
/ bee movie script
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September 21, 2021 21:41
— forked from MattIPv4/bee movie script
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| According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. | |
| Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. | |
| The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. | |
| Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. | |
| Ooh, black and yellow! | |
| Let's shake it up a little. | |
| Barry! Breakfast is ready! | |
| Coming! | |
| Hang on a second. | |
| Hello? |
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| ACCORDINGTOALLKNOWNLAWSOFAVIATION,THEREISNOWAYABEESHOULDBEABLETOFLY.ITSWINGSARETOOSMALLTOGETITSFATLITTLEBODYOFFTHEGROUND.THEBEE,OFCOURSE,FLIESANYWAYBECAUSEBEESDON'TCAREWHATHUMANSTHINKISIMPOSSIBLE.YELLOW,BLACK.YELLOW,BLACK.YELLOW,BLACK.YELLOW,BLACK.OOH,BLACKANDYELLOW!LET'SSHAKEITUPALITTLE.BARRY!BREAKFASTISREADY!COMING!HANGONASECOND.HELLO?BARRY?ADAM?CANYOUBELIEVETHISISHAPPENING?ICAN'T.I'LLPICKYOUUP.LOOKINGSHARP.USETHESTAIRS.YOURFATHERPAIDGOODMONEYFORTHOSE.SORRY.I'MEXCITED.HERE'STHEGRADUATE.WE'REVERYPROUDOFYOU,SON.APERFECTREPORTCARD,ALLB'S.VERYPROUD.MA!IGOTATHINGGOINGHERE.YOUGOTLINTONYOURFUZZ.OW!THAT'SME!WAVETOUS!WE'LLBEINROW118,000.BYE!BARRY,ITOLDYOU,STOPFLYINGINTHEHOUSE!HEY,ADAM.HEY,BARRY.ISTHATFUZZGEL?ALITTLE.SPECIALDAY,GRADUATION.NEVERTHOUGHTI'DMAKEIT.THREEDAYSGRADESCHOOL,THREEDAYSHIGHSCHOOL.THOSEWEREAWKWARD.THREEDAYSCOLLEGE.I'MGLADITOOKADAYANDHITCHHIKEDAROUNDTHEHIVE.YOUDIDCOMEBACKDIFFERENT.HI,BARRY.ARTIE,GROWINGAMUSTACHE?LOOKSGOOD.HEARABOUTFRANKIE?YEAH.YOUGOINGTOTHEFUNERAL?NO,I'MNOTGOING.EVERYBODYKNOWS,STIN |