[ 2013.09.22 12:46:08 ] Motre > Hey. Who here can stand up in court and say I was hanging out with you for a few hours while I go and murder Jack
[ 2013.09.22 12:46:20 ] Ruges Nome > me
[ 2013.09.22 12:46:35 ] Ruges Nome > motre was leading a battleship fleet
[ 2013.09.22 12:48:01 ] Snicklefriz > me and motre were trading dick picks at 12:47 eve time
[ 2013.09.22 12:48:23 ] Snicklefriz > you are covered go on a murdering rampage
[ 2013.09.22 12:48:25 ] Motre > ...I wonder if that could actually be used in court. "No officer there is no way, he was in the middle of running a 100+ man fleet in this internet spaceship game
[ 2013.09.22 12:48:56 ] Motre > get all of said people to show up to court as well
[ 2013.09.22 12:48:59 ] Ruges Nome > set the precedent for all future cases
[ 2013.09.22 12:49:02 ] Jack Heisenburg > lols
[ 2013.09.22 12:49:03 ] Keesha Echerie > Motre was <REDACTED> before taking the fleet to <REDACTED> and then <REDACTED>...
[ 2013.09.22 12:49:06 ] Jack Heisenburg > *screenshots*
[ 2013.09.22 12:49:09 ] Keesha Echerie > Sorry, your honour. Opsec.
[ 2013.09.22 12:49:21 ] Snicklefriz > rofl
[ 2013.09.22 12:49:26 ] Motre > hahahahahahaha
[ 2013.09.22 12:49:36 ] Ruges Nome > sorry your honor, we cant give away to much information due to spies
[ 2013.09.22 12:49:44 ] Ruges Nome > entire courtroom yells spies????
[ 2013.09.22 12:50:04 ] Keesha Echerie > Would the honourable gentleman please render beyond all shadow of a doubt, whether he is, in fact, a goon spai?
[ 2013.09.22 12:50:30 ] Yossarian Henkhar > and then get fined $500 for calling the judge a sperglord
[ 2013.09.22 12:50:41 ] Motre > I may or may not steal and post this all to the sub
[ 2013.09.22 12:50:50 ] Ruges Nome > yes
[ 2013.09.22 12:50:53 ] Keesha Echerie > \o/