This is a post by one guy from Russian forum. The task is to make a simple translator in Java: there is a map which maps translations and you enter the sentence and get all words replaced by their translations respectively. Very funny solution.

Translator.java

/*
Original: http://www.cyberforum.ru/java-j2se/thread1016035.html#post13221448
*/

import javax.swing.*;
import java.io.BufferedReader;
import java.io.IOException;
import java.io.InputStreamReader;
 
public class Translator {
    public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {
 
        BufferedReader reader = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(System.in));
 
        System.out.print("Введите погоду и получите перевод: ");
        String s = reader.readLine();
        String v = " ";
 
        if(s.equals("rain")||s.equals("дождь")){
            v="дождь";
            v="rain";
        }
        else if(s.equals("snow")||s.equals("снег")){
            v="снег";
            v="snow";
        }
        else if(s.equals("sun")||s.equals("солнце")){
            v="солнце";
            v="sun";
        }
       else if(s.equals("fog")||s.equals("туман")){
            v="туман";
            v="fog";
        }
        else if(s.equals("storm")||s.equals("шторм")){
            v="шторм";
            v="storm";
        }
        else if(s.equals("cold")||s.equals("холодно")){
            v="холодно";
            v="cold";
        }
       else if(s.equals("hot")||s.equals("жарко")){
            v="жарко";
            v="hot";
        }
        else{
            System.out.println("нет");
        }
 
        System.out.println(v);
 
 
    }
 
}