Ode to C

May your signals all trap 
May your references be bounded 
All memory aligned 
Floats to ints rounded 

Remember ...

Non-zero is true 
++ adds one 
Arrays start with zero 
And NULL is for none

For octal, use zero 
0x means hex 
= will set 
== means test

use -> for a pointer 
a dot if its not 
? : is confusing 
use them a lot

a.out is your program 
there's no U in foobar 
And char (*(*x())[])() is a function returning a pointer to an array of pointers to functions returning char.