WSOD generator, hair-tearing-inducer

wat.php

<?
//Report EVERYTHING
error_reporting(-1); 
ini_set('display_errors', 1);
ini_set('display_startup_errors', 1);
ini_set('log_errors',true); 
ini_set('error_log','/home/mrtrick/php.log');

//Check the log file can be written
//error_log("TESTING");

//Bad code. Tssk.
function bad() {
   //I'm in ur codebase, screwing your things up.
   return nosuchfunc();
}
//Arguably worse.
echo @bad()."\n";

//This bit's fine, but too late.
function good() {
  return  "Foo";
}
echo @good()."\n";

?>Bar...

Outputs NOTHING.
Logs NOTHING.