reinventing JS events API

events.js

// JS Events API sucks. addEventListener ugly. If I'll design this API from scratch, I've done this:

window.events // {}
window.events.load // []
window.events.load.length // 0

window.events.load.push(function(e){
  alert('window loaded')
})
window.events.load.length // 1

window.events.load.push(function(e){
  alert('Hello!')
})
// After window load, alert fires 2 times: first 'window loaded' and second 'Hello!'.

window.events.load[0] = function(e){
  alert('YARRR!')
}
// Override first event.

delete window.events.load[1]
// Delete second event.
// Now output will be just 'YARRR!'


// What do you think?