Dialogue.java

package com.lastabyss.psciv.util;

import org.bukkit.ChatColor;

import java.util.Arrays;
import java.util.Collections;

/**
 * @author Navid
 */
public class Dialogue {

    public static final String[] DUNGEON_CONSTRUCTION = {
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Praying to RNGesus...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Clearing browser history...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Going to Comic Con...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Going to E3...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Consulting dungeon manual...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Reducing lag...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Fixing leaks...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Calling Tech Support...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Calling a Developer...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Consulting the build team...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Adding in mob spawners...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Erasing hope...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Adding in Pork (Co.)...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Consulting Notch...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Cleaning up mess...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Ignoring Mod API...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Writing a story...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Consulting Civvie...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Questioning ethics...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Questioning game journalism...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Getting off task...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Fixing procrastination...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Adding A.I...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Consulting Minecraft Handbook...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Hoping things go right...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Hiding TNT...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Hiding Mobs...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Paying Boss...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Placing jukeboxes...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Handing out resourcepack...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Giving cake to the needy...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Protecting copyright...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Ignoring EULA...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "UnGPL'ing code...",
            ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "Filling Bukkit w/ Spigot...",
    };

    public static final String[] DUNGEON_CREATED = {
            ChatColor.AQUA + "Ahh...finished.",
            ChatColor.AQUA + "Finally! Let's go!",
            ChatColor.AQUA + "My masterpiece!",
            ChatColor.AQUA + "Took ya long enough!",
            ChatColor.AQUA + "My brand!",
            ChatColor.AQUA + "7/10 Too long."
    };

    public static final String[] WET_CREEPER_EXPLODE = {
            ChatColor.AQUA + "The wet creeper tried to explode... but it simply couldn't.",
            ChatColor.AQUA + "The wet creeper desperately tried to explode for you... but it couldn't.",
            ChatColor.AQUA + "The wet creeper is too soaked to explode.",
            ChatColor.AQUA + "The wet creeper tried its hardest to explode, but it didn't work.",
            ChatColor.AQUA + "The wet creeper's attempts at exploding aren't working.",
            ChatColor.AQUA + "The wet creeper is just too wet -- it won't explode."
    };

    public static String getRandomDialog(String[] dialogueList) {
        Collections.shuffle(Arrays.asList(dialogueList), Util.random);
        return dialogueList[0];
    }
}