One-liner fetch API for NodeJs. Fuck axios & co.

fetch.js

const fetch=(u)=>new Promise((x)=>require('https').request(u,{headers:{'User-Agent':'n^'}},(r)=>{let b='';r.on('data',(d)=>b+=d);r.on('end',()=>x(b));}).end());

// Example:

fetch('https://api.github.com/users/NeKzor/followers')
  .then(JSON.parse)
  .then((followers) => console.log(followers.length));
    
// > 15

lol