Neo-Desktop/index.html

## index.html
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"
	"http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">
<html>
<head>
 <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
 <title>YOU GOT RICK ROLL'D</title>
<!---
You are a cock sucker.
--->
<style type="text/css">
<!--
h1 {
  color:#cc3333;
  font-family:"Comic Sans MS",Helvetica;
}
h3 {
  color:#993333;
  font-family:"Comic Sans MS",Helvetica;
}
.kisser {
  position:absolute;
  top:0;
  left:0;
  visibility:hidden;
}
-->
</style>

<script language="JavaScript1.2" type="text/JavaScript">
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kisserCount = 15 //maximum number of images on screen at one time
curKisser = 0 //the last image DIV to be displayed (used for timer)
kissDelay = 1000 //duration images stay on screen (in milliseconds)
kissSpacer = 50 //distance to move mouse b4 next heart appears
theimage = "rick_head.gif" //the 1st image to be displayed
theimage2 = "rick_head_2.gif" //the 2nd image to be displayed


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var docId = (document.getElementById) ? true:false;
var docAll = (document.all) ? true:false;
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var stylebitK = (docLayers) ? "":".style"
var showbitK = (docLayers) ? "show":"visible"
var hidebitK = (docLayers) ? "hide":"hidden"
var ns6=document.getElementById&&!document.all
//Variables used in script
var posX, posY, lastX, lastY, kisserCount, curKisser, kissDelay, kissSpacer, theimage
lastX = 0
lastY = 0
//Collection of functions to get mouse position and place the images
function doKisser(e) {

  posX = getMouseXPos(e)
  posY = getMouseYPos(e)
  if (posX>(lastX+kissSpacer)||posX<(lastX-kissSpacer)||posY>(lastY+kissSpacer)||posY<(lastY-kissSpacer)) {
    showKisser(posX,posY)
    lastX = posX
    lastY = posY
  }
}
// Get the horizontal position of the mouse
function getMouseXPos(e) {
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    return parseInt(e.pageX+10)
  } else {
    return (parseInt(event.clientX+10) + parseInt(document.body.scrollLeft))
  }
}
// Get the vartical position of the mouse
function getMouseYPos(e) {
  if (document.layers||ns6) {
    return parseInt(e.pageY)
  } else {
    return (parseInt(event.clientY) + parseInt(document.body.scrollTop))
  }
}
//Place the image and start timer so that it disappears after a period of time
function showKisser(x,y) {
  var processedx=ns6? Math.min(x,window.innerWidth-75) : docAll? Math.min(x,document.body.clientWidth-55) : x
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  }
  eval("kissDelay" + curKisser + " = setTimeout('hideKisser(" + curKisser + ")',kissDelay)")
  curKisser += 1
}
//Make the image disappear
function hideKisser(knum) {
  eval(docbitK + "kisser" + knum + docbitendK + stylebitK + ".visibility = '" + hidebitK + "'")
}

function kissbegin(){
//Let the browser know when the mouse moves
if (docLayers) {
  document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEMOVE)
  document.onMouseMove = doKisser
} else {
  document.onmousemove = doKisser
}
}
window.onload=kissbegin
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</script>
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layer-background-color:black;
width:400px;
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background-color:black;
position:absolute;
border: 1px solid black;
width:400px;
height:20px;

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font:bold 12px Verdana;
text-decoration:none;
color:white;
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color:white;
text-decoration:none;
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YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I\n\
A FULL COMMITMENTS WHAT I'M THINKING OF\n\
YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY\n\
\n\
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING\n\
GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
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YOU'RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT\n\
INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON\n\
WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT\n\
\n\
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING\n\
GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU";
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 </style>
</head>
<body onbeforeunload="for(x in neva.split('\n')){ alert(neva.split('\n')[x]); } return false;">
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    <embed id="roll" src="http://files.litfusefilms.com/stuff/brian/rickroll.swf" width="400" height="300"></embed>
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<p class="style1" style="text-align: center;">YOU GOT RICK ROLL'D!</p>
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message[1] = "YOU LOVE RICK ASTLEY";
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  var snowsrc="rick_head.gif"
  // Configure below to change number of snow to render
  var no = 10;
  // Configure whether snow should disappear after x seconds (0=never):
  var hidesnowtime = 0;
  // Configure how much snow should drop down before fading ("windowheight" or "pageheight")
  var snowdistance = "pageheight";

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  var ns6up = (document.getElementById&&!document.all) ? 1 : 0;

	function iecompattest(){
	return (document.compatMode && document.compatMode!="BackCompat")? document.documentElement : document.body
	}

  var dx, xp, yp;    // coordinate and position variables
  var am, stx, sty;  // amplitude and step variables
  var i, doc_width = 800, doc_height = 600;

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    doc_height = self.innerHeight;
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    doc_width = iecompattest().clientWidth;
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  dx = new Array();
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  yp = new Array();
  am = new Array();
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  sty = new Array();
  snowsrc=(snowsrc.indexOf("dynamicdrive.com")!=-1)? "snow.gif" : snowsrc
  for (i = 0; i < no; ++ i) {
    dx[i] = 0;                        // set coordinate variables
    xp[i] = Math.random()*(doc_width-50);  // set position variables
    yp[i] = Math.random()*doc_height;
    am[i] = Math.random()*20;         // set amplitude variables
    stx[i] = 0.02 + Math.random()/10; // set step variables
    sty[i] = 0.7 + Math.random();     // set step variables
		if (ie4up||ns6up) {
      if (i == 0) {
        document.write("<div id="dot"+ i +"" style="POSITION: absolute; Z-INDEX: "+ i +"; VISIBILITY: visible; TOP: 15px; LEFT: 15px;"><a href="http://dynamicdrive.com"><img src='"+snowsrc+"' border="0"><\/a><\/div>");
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        document.write("<div id="dot"+ i +"" style="POSITION: absolute; Z-INDEX: "+ i +"; VISIBILITY: visible; TOP: 15px; LEFT: 15px;"><img src='"+snowsrc+"' border="0"><\/div>");
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    for (i = 0; i < no; ++ i) {  // iterate for every dot
      yp[i] += sty[i];
      if (yp[i] > doc_height-50) {
        xp[i] = Math.random()*(doc_width-am[i]-30);
        yp[i] = 0;
        stx[i] = 0.02 + Math.random()/10;
        sty[i] = 0.7 + Math.random();
      }
      dx[i] += stx[i];
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	function hidesnow(){
		if (window.snowtimer) clearTimeout(snowtimer)
		for (i=0; i<no; i++) document.getElementById("dot"+i).style.visibility="hidden"
	}


if (ie4up||ns6up){
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		if (hidesnowtime>0)
		setTimeout("hidesnow()", hidesnowtime*1000)
		}

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<script language="JavaScript" type="text/JavaScript">
<!-- cloak
// Add all DIV's of hearts
if (document.all||document.getElementById||document.layers){
for (k=0;k<kisserCount;k=k+2) {
  document.write('<div id="kisser' + k + '" class="kisser"><img src="' + theimage + '" alt="" border="0"></div>\n')
  document.write('<div id="kisser' + (k+1) + '" class="kisser"><img src="' + theimage2 + '" alt="" border="0"></div>\n')
}
}

// decloak -->

</script>
</body>
</html>
	<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"
	"http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">
	<html>
	<head>
	<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
	<title>YOU GOT RICK ROLL'D</title>
	<!---
	You are a cock sucker.
	--->
	<style type="text/css">
	<!--
	h1 {
	color:#cc3333;
	font-family:"Comic Sans MS",Helvetica;
	}
	h3 {
	color:#993333;
	font-family:"Comic Sans MS",Helvetica;
	}
	.kisser {
	position:absolute;
	top:0;
	left:0;
	visibility:hidden;
	}
	-->
	</style>

	<script language="JavaScript1.2" type="text/JavaScript">
	<!-- cloak


	kisserCount = 15 //maximum number of images on screen at one time
	curKisser = 0 //the last image DIV to be displayed (used for timer)
	kissDelay = 1000 //duration images stay on screen (in milliseconds)
	kissSpacer = 50 //distance to move mouse b4 next heart appears
	theimage = "rick_head.gif" //the 1st image to be displayed
	theimage2 = "rick_head_2.gif" //the 2nd image to be displayed


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	var docLayers = (document.layers) ? true:false;
	var docId = (document.getElementById) ? true:false;
	var docAll = (document.all) ? true:false;
	var docbitK = (docLayers) ? "document.layers['":(docId) ? "document.getElementById('":(docAll) ? "document.all['":"document."
	var docbitendK = (docLayers) ? "']":(docId) ? "')":(docAll) ? "']":""
	var stylebitK = (docLayers) ? "":".style"
	var showbitK = (docLayers) ? "show":"visible"
	var hidebitK = (docLayers) ? "hide":"hidden"
	var ns6=document.getElementById&&!document.all
	//Variables used in script
	var posX, posY, lastX, lastY, kisserCount, curKisser, kissDelay, kissSpacer, theimage
	lastX = 0
	lastY = 0
	//Collection of functions to get mouse position and place the images
	function doKisser(e) {

	posX = getMouseXPos(e)
	posY = getMouseYPos(e)
	if (posX>(lastX+kissSpacer)\|\|posX<(lastX-kissSpacer)\|\|posY>(lastY+kissSpacer)\|\|posY<(lastY-kissSpacer)) {
	showKisser(posX,posY)
	lastX = posX
	lastY = posY
	}
	}
	// Get the horizontal position of the mouse
	function getMouseXPos(e) {
	if (document.layers\|\|ns6) {
	return parseInt(e.pageX+10)
	} else {
	return (parseInt(event.clientX+10) + parseInt(document.body.scrollLeft))
	}
	}
	// Get the vartical position of the mouse
	function getMouseYPos(e) {
	if (document.layers\|\|ns6) {
	return parseInt(e.pageY)
	} else {
	return (parseInt(event.clientY) + parseInt(document.body.scrollTop))
	}
	}
	//Place the image and start timer so that it disappears after a period of time
	function showKisser(x,y) {
	var processedx=ns6? Math.min(x,window.innerWidth-75) : docAll? Math.min(x,document.body.clientWidth-55) : x
	if (curKisser >= kisserCount) {curKisser = 0}
	eval(docbitK + "kisser" + curKisser + docbitendK + stylebitK + ".left = " + processedx)
	eval(docbitK + "kisser" + curKisser + docbitendK + stylebitK + ".top = " + y)
	eval(docbitK + "kisser" + curKisser + docbitendK + stylebitK + ".visibility = '" + showbitK + "'")
	if (eval("typeof(kissDelay" + curKisser + ")")=="number") {
	eval("clearTimeout(kissDelay" + curKisser + ")")
	}
	eval("kissDelay" + curKisser + " = setTimeout('hideKisser(" + curKisser + ")',kissDelay)")
	curKisser += 1
	}
	//Make the image disappear
	function hideKisser(knum) {
	eval(docbitK + "kisser" + knum + docbitendK + stylebitK + ".visibility = '" + hidebitK + "'")
	}

	function kissbegin(){
	//Let the browser know when the mouse moves
	if (docLayers) {
	document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEMOVE)
	document.onMouseMove = doKisser
	} else {
	document.onmousemove = doKisser
	}
	}
	window.onload=kissbegin
	// decloak -->
	</script>
	<style type="text/css">
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	#tickertape{
	position:relative;
	layer-background-color:black;
	width:400px;
	height:20px;
	}

	#subtickertape{
	background-color:black;
	position:absolute;
	border: 1px solid black;
	width:400px;
	height:20px;

	}

	.subtickertapefont{
	font:bold 12px Verdana;
	text-decoration:none;
	color:white;
	}

	.subtickertapefont a{
	color:white;
	text-decoration:none;
	}
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	</style>
	<script type="text/javascript">
	if (self.parent.frames.length && self.parent.frames.length != 0) self.parent.location = document.location;
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