Douglas Adams' comments on Apple Pay and Apple Watch.

HHGTTG intro

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end 
of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small 
unregarded yellow sun.

  Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million 
miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose 
ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that 
they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

  This planet has – or rather had – a problem, which was 
this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty 
much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this 
problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the 
movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd 
because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of 
paper that were unhappy.

  And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, 
and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital 
watches.