python3 bad_heaven.py

bad_heaven.py

bad = open("bad_lyrics.txt", mode="r").read()
heaven = open("heaven_lyrics.txt", mode="r").read()
new = open("new_lyrics.txt", mode="w")

bad = bad.replace("bad", heaven)


new.write(bad)
new.close()

bad_lyrics.txt

How bad can I be?
I'm just doin' what comes naturally
How bad can I be?
I'm just followin' my destiny

How bad can I be?
I'm just doin' what comes naturally
How bad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?

Well, there's a principle in nature
(Principle in nature)
That almost every creature knows
Called survival of the fittest
(Survival of the fittest)

And check it, this is how it goes:
The animal that wins gotta scratch and fight
And claw and bite and punch
And the animal that doesn't

Well, the animal that doesn't
Winds up someone else's La-la-la-la lunch
(Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch)
I'm just sayin'

How bad can I be?
I'm just doin' what comes naturally
How bad can I be?
I'm just followin' my destiny

How bad can I be?
I'm just doin' what comes naturally
How bad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?
(Ahhh!)

There's a principle in business
(Principle in business)
That everybody knows is sound
It says the people with the money
(The people with the money)
Make this ever-loving world go 'round

So I'm biggering my company
I'm biggering my factory
I'm biggering my corporate sign
(Bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger)
Everybody out there, you take care of yours
And me? I'll take care of mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
(Shake that bottom line)

Let me hear you say Smogulous Smoke!
(Smogulous Smoke!)
Schloppity Schlopp!
(Schloppity Schlopp!)
Complain all you want
It's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop
(Stop!)

Come on! How bad can I possibly be?

How bad can I be?
I'm just building the economy
How bad can I be?
Just look at me petting this puppy

How bad can I be?
A portion of proceeds goes to charity
How bad can I be?
How bad could I possibly be? Let's see!

(How bad can I be?)
(Buy, sell, trade, squash)
All the customers are buying
(How bad can he be?)
(Pork, fat, cut, smash)
And the money is multiplying
(How bad can we be?)
(Gold, yen, mark, pound)
And the PR people are lying
(How bad can I be?)
(Short, coal, oil, war)
And the lawyers are denying
(How bad can I be?)
Who cares if a few trees are dying
(How bad can we be?)
(Pork, fat, cut, smash)
This is all so gratifying

How bad
How bad can this possibly be?

heaven_lyrics.txt

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh ooh and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.
There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
And it's whispered that soon, If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.
Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How ev'rything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.