I was development feature A.
I was having the best shit ever!
I sat watching a video of a baby monkey riding on the back of a pig, It's really cute, see: - http://youtube.com/v?watch=IDFKTHELINK
I was eating the best ever sammich, It was fucking amazing, Now I'm going to write a WHOLE FUCKING PARAGRAPH on how amazing that sammich was, to the point at which you're gonna get the idea that these fucking things are pointless. ;)
Developing shit brah; Look at my commit origin/feature/FEATURE-A@a94a8fe5c