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Yesterday evening (14 June), at around 8:55pm, we received reports that a cow was running loose in Staines-upon-Thames. The cow was running loose throughout the evening on a number of main roads and during this time, we received numerous calls from the public reporting a car being damaged and it running at members of the public. Given these reports, officers were extremely concerned about the public's safety, and over a period of a number of hours tried a number of options to safely capture the cow.
Unfortunately, these were unsuccessful, and the decision was made to stop it using a police car. This matter has been referred to our Professional Standards Department. The Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC) has been notified and a voluntary referral will be made in due course.
With support from a member of the public, the cow was moved to a nearby farm in the early hours of this morning (15 June). The owner has been located and the cow's injuries have been assessed by a vet. The cow sustained a large
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Nooshu / keybase.md
Created November 9, 2022 23:28
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Nooshu / webmention.js
Created September 6, 2021 22:55
Copy of the webmention.js file modified when migrating domains from GH Pages to Netlify and Cloudflare.
/** @preserve Based heavily on the work by Keith Grant (keithjgrant.com) **/
// IIFE to restrict global namespace
(function(){
// link to the anonymous avatar
const ANON_AVATAR = '/images/app-shell/mm.png';
// cloudinary app code (remember to restrict to set domains in settings)
const CLOUD_CODE = 'dffhrhuy4';
// var to store the built HTML
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Nooshu / iphone-versions.txt
Created June 18, 2021 08:16
Extracting iPhone versions from GA using DataStudio. Create a new field, use it as the breakdown dimension.
CASE
when Screen Resolution IN ("320x480") THEN "iPhone 1-4"
when Screen Resolution IN ("320x568") THEN "iPhone 5, SE, 5C, 5S"
when Screen Resolution IN ("375x667") THEN "iPhone 6, 6S, 7, 8, SE 2020"
when Screen Resolution IN ("414x736") THEN "iPhone 6+, 6S+, 7+, 8+"
when Screen Resolution IN ("375x812") THEN "iPhone X, XS, 11 Pro"
when Screen Resolution IN ("414x896") THEN "iPhone 11, XR, XS Max, 11 Pro Max"
when Screen Resolution IN ("390x844") THEN "iPhone 12, 12 Pro"
when Screen Resolution IN ("360x780") THEN "iPhone 12 Mini"
when Screen Resolution IN ("428x926") THEN "iPhone 12 Pro Max"
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Nooshu / worker-css.js
Created March 15, 2021 09:14
Changing the font family of the BBC News website using a cloudflare worker.
const site = 'www.bbc.co.uk';
const subdomain1 = 'm.files.bbci.co.uk';
addEventListener('fetch', event => {
const request = event.request
event.respondWith(handleRequest(request))
});
async function handleRequest(request) {
const url = new URL(request.url);
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Nooshu / worker-css.js
Created March 11, 2021 23:43
Changing the font family of the BBC News website using a cloudflare worker.
// what are the domains we are wanting to modify
const site = 'www.bbc.co.uk';
const subdomain1 = 'm.files.bbci.co.uk';
// do this on a fetch
addEventListener('fetch', event => {
const request = event.request
event.respondWith(handleRequest(request))
});
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Nooshu / worker-remove-resource-hints.js
Created March 2, 2021 23:21
Simple example of how to remove resource hints from the HTML in the `<head>`
// set the site we are modifying
const site = 'www.example.com';
// do this on a fetch
addEventListener('fetch', event => {
const request = event.request
const url = new URL(request.url)
event.respondWith(handleRequest(request))
});
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Nooshu / worker-remove-header.js
Created March 2, 2021 23:05
Simple example of using a CF Worker to remove a resource hint header.
// set the site we are modifying
const site = 'www.example.com';
// do this on a fetch
addEventListener('fetch', event => {
const request = event.request
const url = new URL(request.url)
event.respondWith(handleRequest(request))
});
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Nooshu / worker-head-body-scripts.js
Created March 2, 2021 00:57
Easily adding multiple scripts to the head and body of a HTML page.
// set the site we are modifying
const site = 'www.example.com';
// do this on a fetch
addEventListener('fetch', event => {
const request = event.request
const url = new URL(request.url)
event.respondWith(handleRequest(request))
});
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Nooshu / worker-defer-async.js
Created March 2, 2021 00:30
Using a CF Worker to add `async` or `defer` to a script tag in the page
// set the site we are modifying
const site = 'www.example.com';
// do this on a fetch
addEventListener('fetch', event => {
const request = event.request
const url = new URL(request.url)
event.respondWith(handleRequest(request))
});