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    this this = new this<this>(this);
    
    void <THIS> this(THIS this) {
        while(this) {
            return new this(this);
        }
        if (this.this(this)) applyNewThis(this);
    }
    
    void applyNewThis(this, this) {
        registerEvents(this, this);
    }
    
    @Override
    public <THIS> THIS that(THIS this) {
        try {
            this
        }catch(ThisException this) { this.printThisTrace(); }
        return this.this(this);
    }
}