disney.md

The power of Disney...🤨

• 1995: Disney buys ABC

• 2006: Disney buys Pixar

• 2009: Disney enters 30 film deal with Dreamworks

• 2009: Disney buys Marvel

• 2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms

• 2015: Disney buys National Geographic

• 2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox

• 2018: Disney buys Hulu

• 2019: Disney releases Disney Plus

• 2022: Disney buys Universal Studios

• 2025: Disney buys Dreamworks

• 2026: Disney buys Sony. Playstation rebranded as Disney Infinity. Playstation Network rebranded as Disney Universe.

• 2028: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros says no.

• 2028: Disney, tries to buy WB through shell corporations. WB finds out and gets hostile.

• 2030: Buys Apple. Apple Watch rebranded as the Mickey Watch.

• 2030: The Church Of Baby Yoda is the largest growing religion in the world.

• 2030: Disney acquires a private military and starts corporate espionage on a large scale.

• 2032: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros. Few die because of the electronic surveillance provided by the "Apple" products most employees of WB use.

• 2033: Disney buys DC comics. Mickey Mouse is now more powerful than Superman.

• 2034: Disney owns the majority of the copyrighted material. Buys off US, EU, and other major powers to honor unlimited copyright for corporate ownership.

• 2035: Disney buys Microsoft. Disney Universe is now expanded further. Master Chief is now a Disney Princess.

• 2038: In the midst of negotiations, for takeover, Google launches escape craft. Departs solar system. Destination unknown.

• 2040: Counter Disney efforts take place. The War on the Black Market starts.

• 2041: Disney claims that Black Market efforts are headed up by small studios. Starts forced corporate takeovers.

• 2042: "Terrorist" attacks on Disney starts.

• 2045: Nuclear explosion destroys Orlando Florida. Black Market Terrorists blamed.

• 2046: Hollywood turns into a war zone. All releases for the next 10 years are CGI due to die off of actors. Disney "Farms" start to raise next generation of actors.

• 2050: Disney buys the United States of America

• 2051: The Disney States of America is born.

• 2052: Disney nukes Hollywood

• 2055: Disney States of America annex's Canada. South Park, an underground resistance to the DSN, releases an episode on the black market deriding the move. It's #1 most viewed South Park Episode of all time.

• 2056: Creators of South Park are declared Terrorists. Manhunt starts.

• 2057: Mexico resists annexation due to the cartels banding together.

• 2058 - 60: War in Mexico results in eventual annexation. South America becomes hot bed of resistance.

• 2061: EU integrates into the DSA. Disney State of the World is born.

• 2062: The UK joins the DSW. BBC is acquired. Doctor Who becomes a Disney Princess.

• 2065: DSW colonizes the Moon.

• 2067: The Moon has its own government under the DSW. The Disney States of the Universe is born.

• 2069: Mars colonization efforts start. Political prisoners used for the initial efforts.

• 2074: The First Mars Civil War starts. Is put down quickly due to orbital strikes.

• 2080: Mars colonization finalized. Disney Land Mars is opened.

• 2083: First mission to Titan is sent out.

• 2086: Proposal for interstellar mission submitted.

• 2088: Second Mars Civil War starts.

• 2090: The Creators of South Park are discovered to be behind the rebellion on Mars. Pluto Team 6 is sent out and they are dispatched.

• 2091: Final resistance is quashed. Construction on Deathstar starts.

• 2092: Total annexation of all remaining world governments is successful except for Switzerland.

• 2094: First faster than light travel occurs. Exploration of close star systems starts.

• 2097: Budding civilizations are found. Monoliths are used to "re-educate" the populations. Those planets are Annexed into the DSU.

• 2100: Disney announces new X-Men movie. Marvel fans are excited.

[Pasted from another group/no idea who to credit.]