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// This is a description of Genders, Sexual interests and orientations through the means of code. | |
// Femboys | |
class Guy : Girl | |
// Lesbians | |
class Girl { | |
fun wooHoo(otherGirl: girl) { | |
otherGirl.scissor(this); | |
} | |
} | |
// Gays (Credit to Nemika) | |
class Guy { | |
fun jobRequest(otherGuy: Guy?) { | |
if (otherGuy !is Girl) otherGuy.satisfy(this); | |
} | |
} | |
// Asexuals | |
class Asexual { | |
fun onSexRequest(req: SexRequest) { | |
throw UnsupportedOperationException(); | |
} | |
} | |
// Genderfluids | |
class Gender { | |
public var malePercentage = 100f; | |
public var femalePercentage = 0f; | |
} | |
val genderFluid = Mono.just(Gender()) | |
.delayElement(Duration.of(7, TimeUnit.DAYS)) | |
.map { | |
it.malePercentage = randomPercentage() | |
it.femalePercentage = randomPercentage() | |
} | |
.subscribe() | |
// Pansexual (credit to LostNuke) | |
class Person { | |
fun jobRequest(other: Any?) { | |
other.satisfy(this); | |
} | |
} | |
// Bisexual (credit to Nemika) | |
class Bi { | |
private val bodyCount: boolean = 0; | |
init { | |
Handler(Looper.getMainLooper()).postDelayed( { if (this.bodyCount == 0) { | |
print("Darling you're not bisexual, you're bi-yourself...") | |
this.destroy() | |
} }, 315_569_260) | |
} | |
fun date(person: Human) { | |
if (person.appearanceScore >= 69) person.seduce(this) | |
} | |
} |
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