LGBTQ++

lgbtqpp.kt

// This is a description of Genders, Sexual interests and orientations through the means of code.

// Femboys
class Guy : Girl

// Lesbians
class Girl {
    fun wooHoo(otherGirl: girl) {
        otherGirl.scissor(this);
    }
}

// Gays (Credit to Nemika)
class Guy {
    fun jobRequest(otherGuy: Guy?) {
        if (otherGuy !is Girl) otherGuy.satisfy(this);
    }
}

// Asexuals
class Asexual {
    fun onSexRequest(req: SexRequest) {
        throw UnsupportedOperationException();
    }
}

// Genderfluids
class Gender {
    public var malePercentage = 100f;
    public var femalePercentage = 0f;
}
val genderFluid = Mono.just(Gender())
                    .delayElement(Duration.of(7, TimeUnit.DAYS))
                    .map { 
                        it.malePercentage = randomPercentage()
                        it.femalePercentage = randomPercentage()
                    }
                    .subscribe()

// Pansexual (credit to LostNuke)
class Person {
  fun jobRequest(other: Any?) {
     other.satisfy(this);
  }
}

// Bisexual (credit to Nemika)
class Bi {
    private val bodyCount: boolean = 0;
  
    init {
        Handler(Looper.getMainLooper()).postDelayed( { if (this.bodyCount == 0) {
            print("Darling you're not bisexual, you're bi-yourself...")
            this.destroy()  
        } }, 315_569_260)
    }

    fun date(person: Human) {
        if (person.appearanceScore >= 69) person.seduce(this)
    }
}