juan.js

/**
 * Juan's leaving card: http://is.gd/juan_leaving
 */
(function() {
  'use strict';

  var message = [
    '     gg                                           ',
    '    dP8,                                          ',
    '   dP Yb                                          ',
    '  ,8  `8,                                         ',
    '  I8   Yb                                         ',
    '  `8b, `8,   gg      gg    ,gggg,gg   ,ggg,,ggg,  ',
    '   `"Y88888  I8      8I   dP"  "Y8I  ,8" "8P" "8, ',
    '       "Y8   I8,    ,8I  i8`    ,8I  I8   8I   8I ',
    '        ,88,,d8b,  ,d8b,,d8,   ,d8b,,dP   8I   Yb,',
    '    ,ad888888P`"Y88P"`Y8P"Y8888P"`Y88P`   8I   `Y8',
    '  ,dP"`   Yb                                      ',
    ' ,8`      I8                                      ',
    ',8`       I8                                      ',
    'I8,      ,8`                                      ',
    '`Y8,___,d8`                                       ',
    '  "Y888P"                                         '
  ];

  ['We', 'will', 'miss', 'you!'].forEach(function(word) {
    message.push(new Array(
      Math.floor((message[0].length - word.length) / 2)
    ).join(' ') + '-*- ' + word + ' -*-');
  });

  message.forEach(function(line) {
    console.log(line);
  });
})();