PHWade

#include <iostream>
#include <string>

int gleam(){
  int input;
  std::cout<<"What now? Do you:\n"<<"1) Gleam dat cube\n"<<"2) Destroy it for fear of it falling into the hands of your nemesysadmin\n";
  std::cin>>input;
  if (input==1){
    std::cout<<"It glows with power beyond that of your processor! You fuse with the lolcats! Your base are belong to the interwebs!\n"<<"======================"<<"===You are code now==="<<"======================";
    return 0;