gistfile1.rb

#IRC Response
=begin
Needs some work, but I could definitely see this helping those people who like to sit in IRC and be jerks when people ask questions.
You could leave your computer and continue be just as unhelpful as you could if you were still there.
=end

def irc_person_response(question)
  answer = question.gsub(/How do I/, "Why would you want to")
  if answer == question
    answer = "Why?"
  end
end

puts irc_person_response("How do I make passenger run for longer than 5 minutes?")