fucked up goddamn bullshit

gistfile1.txt

/proc/in_range(source, user)
	if(get_dist(source, user) <= 1)
		return 1

	return 0 //not in range and not telekinetic

/obj/machinery/Topic(href, href_list)
	..()
	if(stat & (NOPOWER|BROKEN))
		world << "src.stat"
		return 1
	if(usr.restrained() || usr.lying || usr.stat)
		world << "restrained lying or stat"
		return 1
	if(!(ishuman(usr) || issilicon(usr) || (ismonkey(usr) && ticker && ticker.mode.name == "monkey")))
		world << "type"
		usr << "<span class='notice'>You don't have the dexterity to do this!</span>"
		return 1

	var/norange = 0
	if(istype(usr, /mob/living/carbon/human))
		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = usr
		if(istype(H.l_hand, /obj/item/tk_grab))
			norange = 1
		else if(istype(H.r_hand, /obj/item/tk_grab))
			norange = 1

	if(!norange)
		if(!issilicon(usr))
			world << "not silicon"
			if(!in_range(src, usr))
				world << "range"
				return 1
			if(!isturf(loc))
				world << "turf"
				return 1

	add_fingerprint(usr)
	world << "sweet success"
	return 0

/obj/machinery/sleep_console/Topic(href, href_list)
	world << "TOPIC WAS CLALED MOTHERUCER"
	if(..())
		return
	world << "topic RETURNED 0 FROM ..()"
	usr.set_machine(src)
	if(connected && connected.occupant)
		if(connected.occupant.health > 0)
			if(href_list["inap"])
				connected.inject_inap(usr)
			if(href_list["stox"])
				connected.inject_stox(usr)
			if(href_list["derm"])
				connected.inject_dermaline(usr)
			if(href_list["bic"])
				connected.inject_bicaridine(usr)
			if(href_list["dex"])
				connected.inject_dexalin(usr)
		else
			if(connected.occupant.health > -100)
				if(href_list["inap"])
					connected.inject_inap(usr)
				if(href_list["stox"] || href_list["derm"] || href_list["bic"] || href_list["dex"])
					usr << "<span class='notice'>ERROR: Subject is not in stable condition for auto-injection.</span>"
			else
				usr << "<span class='notice'>ERROR: Subject cannot metabolise chemicals.</span>"
	if(href_list["refresh"])
		updateUsrDialog()
	add_fingerprint(usr)

Output upon clicking a link, while standing next to the sleep console:
TOPIC WAS CLALED MOTHERUCER
range, turf