My DeadPool Bash Profile

.bash_profile

HOST_NAME=AndyRum

export CLICOLOR=1
export LSCOLORS=GxFxCxDxBxegedabagaced

txtred='\e[0;31m' # Red
txtgrn='\e[0;32m' # Green
bldgrn='\e[1;32m' # Bold Green
bldpur='\e[1;35m' # Bold Purple
txtrst='\e[0m'    # Text Reset

emojis=("👾" "🌐" "🎲" "🌍" "🐉" "🌵")

EMOJI=${emojis[$RANDOM % ${#emojis[@]} ]}

print_before_the_prompt () {
    dir=$PWD
    home=$HOME
    dir=${dir/"$HOME"/"~"}
    printf "\n $txtred%s: $bldpur%s $txtgrn%s\n$txtrst" "$HOST_NAME" "$dir" "$(vcprompt)"
}

PROMPT_COMMAND=print_before_the_prompt
PROMPT_COMMAND="history -a; history -c; history -r; $PROMPT_COMMAND"
PS1="$EMOJI >"

dpquotes=("Bad Deadpool... Good Deadpool!" "Whose kitty litter did I just shit in?" "Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf." "Happy Lent." "All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex." "I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit." "Please don't make the super suit green... or animated!" "You have something in your teeth." "He got Ajax from the dish soap!" "Captain Deadpool! No, just Deadpool." "I bet it feels huge in this hand." "Listen Ray, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment -- right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck." "Superhero landing! She's going to do a superhero landing!" "Chimichangas" "Never underestimate the stupidity of idiots." "If you can read this, you're too close." "Ew, people")
RANDOM=$$$(date +%s)
quote=${dpquotes[$RANDOM % ${#dpquotes[@]}]}

cowsay -f deadpool $quote

deadpool.cow

$the_cow = <<"EOC";
	$thoughts
	 $thoughts
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EOC