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Obfuscated 99 Bottles of Beer (compile with gcc -w --trigraphs beer.c). No semicolons, curly brackets, declarations of variable types, or numeric literals
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beer.c
// Are you there god??/
??=define _(please, help)
??=define _____(i,m, v,e,r,y) r%:%:m
??=define ____ _____(a,f,r,a,i,d)
main(__)<%____(!_(-~-??-((-~-??-!__<<-
??-!!__)<<-??-(!!__<<!!__))+-~-~-??--~-~
-~-~-~-~-??-(-~-~-~-~-??-!!__<<-~!!__),-
??-!__))<%??>%>_(__,___)??<____
(printf("please let me die??/r%d bottle%s"
" of bee%s""""??/n",(!(___
%-~-~!!___))?--__+!___++:__+!___++,!(__-!!___)
&&___%-~-~!!___??!??!!(___%-~-~!!___??!??!__
-(-~!!___))?"":"s",___%-~-??-!!___<-??-!!___?
"r on the wall":"eeeeeeer! Take one down,pass ??/
it around")&&__&&_(__,___),"mercy I'm in pain")??<??>??>
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he is not.

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Wow I've never had someone comment on one of my gists before. Very exciting day!

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lichrot commented Oct 6, 2022

Wow I've never had someone comment on one of my gists before. Very exciting day!

Someone linked to this gist on HN :)

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😮

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ksaj commented Dec 3, 2023 •
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And again today. Expect to see this every year from now on. Some posters are just that original.

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