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I mostly move fast and break things, thinking differently while also not being evil. I am like an android - some call me Mr Robot - turning java and hot pockets into pure, event driven, asynchronous, reactive code - all of which is blazing fast and only three bytes gzipped. With my ninja-like skills I bootstrap unicorns like a rock star, synergizing and weaving machine code together like Our Holy Richard Stallman (peace be upon him), optimizing and streamlining integrations into cohesive and rich user experiences. I conjure magical inCANTATIONs on my DUAL ERGONOMIC MECHANICAL KEYBOARDS, WITH CUSTOM LISP CONFIGURATIONS FOR MANIFESTING MY WORD INTO REALITY LIKE PROPHETS TO THEIR SCRIBES. THE ͜OC͞ÉA̛N̶S ҉OF B̛ITS͝ FLO͡W̧I͜N͠G͜ ̨ON ́TH̶E B͜U͜S ́LI͠NES, ͢Q͝UI̛VÉR̡ING A̷S ͡THO͘U̢ǴH̸ D͠E͝NIAL̀ AT͏ TH̕E G͟AT͝E̴S ̛ǪF ̸VALG̵R̢I͜ND͝ I͝S IM̴M̶I͟NENT̛.̢ I pity the recruiter THAT LAYETH EYES ON MY CODE PATHS. LIKE A SERAPHIM ꙮ AND̕ ̛ITS ͡WATC̨HPOI̷N͠T͠Ś (̨̡͙̰̪̱̝̬̯ẖ͚̱͔̘̟e̸͔͔̱̖̰̻͙̺̕ ̸̱̼͉̼̗̖̞͜͝ͅc͉͉̪͙͎̕ò̰̭̻̻̩̗̕m̢̝̟͢͠e͟ |
View fake-language.txt
# Self-contained example for writing to stdout and to a file. | |
# | |
# Relies only on the standard assembler module (std.asm), which | |
# cannot be stubbed out here (as they are intrinsics). std.asm | |
# allows direct, architecture-specific emission of machine code | |
# instructions and access to registers. | |
# | |
# Also relies on the @platform, @arch, @effect, and @force_inline | |
# intrinsics, which cannot be (reasonably) stubbed out here. | |
# |
View coro.cpp
// Thank you to the folks at the C++ slack channel, | |
// along with @lewissbaker for the excellent literature | |
// (even though it took me a few days to be convinced | |
// it really was so). | |
#include <uv.h> | |
#include <iostream> | |
#include <experimental/coroutine> |
View coroutine.cc
/* | |
I couldn't find a good example of a simplistic, *working* | |
program using coroutines without a bunch of dependencies | |
or bloat. Further, most of the code examples didn't work | |
or missed some detail. | |
As of this writing, this is a working example in Clang 12. | |
Public domain. | |
Written with the help of https://blog.panicsoftware.com/your-first-coroutine/. |
View aseprite.ksy
meta: | |
id: aseprite | |
endian: le | |
file-extension: | |
- aseprite | |
- ase | |
seq: | |
- id: header | |
type: header | |
- id: frames |
View libuv.zig
const std = @import("std"); | |
const warn = @import("std").debug.warn; // XXX DEBUG | |
const assert = std.debug.assert; | |
const c = @cImport({ | |
@cInclude("uv.h"); | |
}); | |
pub const UVError = error{ E2BIG, EACCES, EADDRINUSE, EADDRNOTAVAIL, EAFNOSUPPORT, EAGAIN, EAI_ADDRFAMILY, EAI_AGAIN, EAI_BADFLAGS, EAI_BADHINTS, EAI_CANCELED, EAI_FAIL, EAI_FAMILY, EAI_MEMORY, EAI_NODATA, EAI_NONAME, EAI_OVERFLOW, EAI_PROTOCOL, EAI_SERVICE, EAI_SOCKTYPE, EALREADY, EBADF, EBUSY, ECANCELED, ECHARSET, ECONNABORTED, ECONNREFUSED, ECONNRESET, EDESTADDRREQ, EEXIST, EFAULT, EFBIG, EHOSTUNREACH, EINTR, EINVAL, EIO, EISCONN, EISDIR, ELOOP, EMFILE, EMSGSIZE, ENAMETOOLONG, ENETDOWN, ENETUNREACH, ENFILE, ENOBUFS, ENODEV, ENOENT, ENOMEM, ENONET, ENOPROTOOPT, ENOSPC, ENOSYS, ENOTCONN, ENOTDIR, ENOTEMPTY, ENOTSOCK, ENOTSUP, EPERM, EPIPE, EPROTO, EPROTONOSUPPORT, EPROTOTYPE, ERANGE, EROFS, ESHUTDOWN, ESPIPE, ESRCH, ETIMEDOUT, ETXTBSY, EXDEV, UNKNOWN, EOF, ENXIO, EMLINK }; |
View uv_pipe.c
#include <uv.h> | |
#include <unistd.h> | |
extern char *environ[]; | |
static int uv_perror(int r, const char *msg) { | |
printf("%s: %s (%s)\n", msg, uv_strerror(r), uv_err_name(r)); | |
return 1; | |
} |
View isatty.c
/* | |
Simple testbed for checking TTY status. Use with the other program if you'd like. | |
*/ | |
#include <unistd.h> | |
#include <stdio.h> | |
static void check(const char *name, int fd) { | |
if (isatty(fd)) { | |
printf("%s IS a tty: %s\n", name, ttyname(fd)); | |
} else { |
View Makefile
.PHONY: all | |
all: bin/test-syscall | |
bin/test-syscall: test-syscall.t syscall-macos-x64.t | |
@mkdir -p bin | |
terra $< | |
.PHONY: clean | |
clean: | |
rm -rf bin |
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