Scenario:: Daughter heated her own tortilla
Dad: its just I dont want you playing with fire my love, your only 8..
Daughter: Im practically a grown up in 2 years.
Scenario:: Dad is turning on the stove for daughter
Dad: Im just worried about you burning yourself
Daughter: : Im not 4 anymore, i know how to cook Dad.. (reaches for the stepping stool)
Scenario: Dad, daughter, and youngest son laying down lawn soil to fill holes dog dug out.. , there is some debate between son and dad.
Youngest son (7): why are we mattering about the grass?
Scenario: picking berries from treeat good friends house
Daughter: "Mom im picking berries!"
Mom: "OK, you need to wash them."
Daughter: "Wash what?"
Mom: "the berries.."
Daughter: "What berries?!"
scenario talking to mom
daughter: "Hey you produced him outta your belly, not me!"