Funny Moments In Vegan Debates | OpenAI Whisper transcription

[00:00.000 --> 00:03.400]  What did your mother feed you when you were born?
[00:03.400 --> 00:04.400]  Milk.
[00:04.400 --> 00:07.080]  Milk? What is milk? Is it vegan?
[00:07.080 --> 00:08.720]  My mum's milk. Vest milk, yes. Vegan.
[00:08.720 --> 00:09.240]  Is it vegan?
[00:09.240 --> 00:10.240]  Yes.
[00:10.240 --> 00:11.240]  Milk is vegan?
[00:11.240 --> 00:12.680]  My mum's vest milk is vegan, yes.
[00:12.680 --> 00:15.400]  No, no, no, no. Milk. Your mum's milk is vegan?
[00:15.400 --> 00:16.560]  Yes, my mum's milk is vegan.
[00:16.560 --> 00:17.560]  How do you know that?
[00:17.560 --> 00:22.280]  Because there's no animal exploitation for my mum picking up her baby and feeding me with her breasts.
[00:22.280 --> 00:25.480]  So, is the milk cheese from your mother's milk?
[00:25.480 --> 00:27.080]  You don't understand.
[00:27.080 --> 00:28.600]  It will be called vegan?
[00:28.600 --> 00:31.400]  If she consents, then yes, it's vegan.
[00:31.400 --> 00:34.480]  I'll ask her and I'll see if I can sort you out. Give me some cheese.
[00:34.480 --> 00:37.680]  So, how can you be a vegan and say you eat cultured meat?
[00:37.680 --> 00:38.680]  What sense does that make?
[00:38.680 --> 00:41.480]  Because cultured meat can't suffer.
[00:41.480 --> 00:44.160]  What are you talking about?
[00:44.160 --> 00:45.560]  How can it not suffer?
[00:45.560 --> 00:48.920]  Anecdotal evidence is not a basis to make your claims in the debate.
[00:48.920 --> 00:52.040]  Mate, my life is not anecdotal evidence.
[00:52.040 --> 00:55.000]  It literally is. That's the definition of anecdotal evidence.
[00:55.000 --> 00:58.320]  And because the plant is insentient, they haven't got a subjective...
[00:58.320 --> 00:59.320]  That's not sentient?
[00:59.320 --> 01:00.320]  Absolutely not.
[01:00.320 --> 01:01.320]  No, no, no.
[01:01.320 --> 01:03.320]  They have no subjective experience of life.
[01:03.320 --> 01:04.320]  Really?
[01:04.320 --> 01:05.320]  Where are you getting that from?
[01:05.320 --> 01:07.320]  Have you ever spoken to a tree?
[01:07.320 --> 01:09.320]  No, I haven't spoken to the floor either.
[01:09.320 --> 01:12.320]  Everything that is here for us to eat should be eaten.
[01:12.320 --> 01:13.320]  What does that mean?
[01:13.320 --> 01:15.320]  I mean, who says what's here for us to eat?
[01:15.320 --> 01:16.320]  Are you here for me to eat?
[01:16.320 --> 01:18.320]  You're full of protein. I could eat you.
[01:18.320 --> 01:21.320]  Listen, me, when I'm...
[01:21.320 --> 01:23.320]  So, what will the cow eat?
[01:23.320 --> 01:26.320]  No, no, we don't breed them into existence.
[01:26.320 --> 01:29.320]  You don't breed them into existence?
[01:29.320 --> 01:30.320]  Correct.
[01:30.320 --> 01:32.320]  You don't bring animals to existence?
[01:32.320 --> 01:33.320]  What's wrong with this guy?
[01:33.320 --> 01:34.320]  Correct.
[01:34.320 --> 01:35.320]  Are you okay?
[01:35.320 --> 01:38.320]  I know I'm feeling a little bit stressed out, to be honest with you.
[01:38.320 --> 01:39.320]  Did you go to university?
[01:39.320 --> 01:40.320]  Yes.
[01:40.320 --> 01:42.320]  You went to... You have degree, you have all of that?
[01:42.320 --> 01:43.320]  Yes.
[01:43.320 --> 01:46.320]  Why do you have that? I can buy that in the market.
[01:46.320 --> 01:48.320]  That is completely irrelevant to this conversation.
[01:48.320 --> 01:50.320]  How do you see? Because you've been nuts.
[01:50.320 --> 01:52.320]  He's telling her you bought your degree.
[01:52.320 --> 01:54.320]  Yeah, I can buy your degree in the market.
[01:54.320 --> 01:56.320]  That's irrelevant.
[01:56.320 --> 01:57.320]  Why is that relevant?
[01:57.320 --> 01:58.320]  Because you talk shit.
[01:58.320 --> 02:01.320]  Bringing life into the world isn't necessarily a moral thing to do.
[02:01.320 --> 02:03.320]  It's not virtuous to bring life into the world.
[02:03.320 --> 02:06.320]  If you think that's the case, then you should never buy condoms.
[02:06.320 --> 02:08.320]  Don't buy condoms, because you're stopping life.
[02:08.320 --> 02:10.320]  You could bring life into the world every time.
[02:10.320 --> 02:12.320]  I don't buy condoms. I don't.
[02:12.320 --> 02:13.320]  You probably should.
[02:13.320 --> 02:14.320]  I don't.
[02:14.320 --> 02:16.320]  We are cannibalism. We eat people.
[02:16.320 --> 02:17.320]  You eat people?
[02:17.320 --> 02:20.320]  Yeah, we are. We are cannibalism.
[02:20.320 --> 02:23.320]  People that eat animals are trash.
[02:23.320 --> 02:25.320]  Listen, talk to me.
[02:25.320 --> 02:30.320]  I will swap anyone. I'll swap your life, your life, your life, your life.
[02:30.320 --> 02:32.320]  I'll swap your life for a fucking animal's life.
[02:32.320 --> 02:35.320]  Listen, animals are truly innocent.
[02:35.320 --> 02:36.320]  They didn't choose to be here.
[02:36.320 --> 02:38.320]  They're not selfish. They're not evil.
[02:38.320 --> 02:40.320]  They're just trying to live.
[02:40.320 --> 02:41.320]  All you...
[02:41.320 --> 02:43.320]  No, they're like, fuck off.
[02:43.320 --> 02:44.320]  I've got a scientist.
[02:44.320 --> 02:49.320]  If one of your, I don't know, one of your parents,
[02:49.320 --> 02:52.320]  one of your family's got cancer or AIDS,
[02:52.320 --> 02:54.320]  I'm not going to eat any animal.
[02:54.320 --> 02:56.320]  I heard it here first, folks.
[02:57.320 --> 02:59.320]  If you kill me, I'll kill you.
[02:59.320 --> 03:00.320]  That doesn't make any sense.
[03:00.320 --> 03:02.320]  How can you kill me if I've killed you?
[03:02.320 --> 03:04.320]  You could never kill me, brother, even if you wanted to.
[03:04.320 --> 03:06.320]  I'm telling you, I would kill you before you kill me.
[03:06.320 --> 03:07.320]  No, but my point is...
[03:07.320 --> 03:10.320]  Right now, I'm on a terrorist charge, Jackie. Terrorist charge. Terrorism.
[03:10.320 --> 03:11.320]  Okay.
[03:11.320 --> 03:14.320]  Yeah? And also, the police have got my house on lockdown right now for a murder.
[03:14.320 --> 03:15.320]  Yes.
[03:15.320 --> 03:17.320]  So when you're talking about killing, you need to come correct, bro.
[03:17.320 --> 03:19.320]  So what did you guys have for dinner last night?
[03:19.320 --> 03:21.320]  What dinner?
[03:21.320 --> 03:22.320]  Pizza.
[03:22.320 --> 03:23.320]  Hummus.
[03:23.320 --> 03:24.320]  Sorry?
[03:24.320 --> 03:25.320]  Hummus.
[03:25.320 --> 03:26.320]  Hummus. I thought you said humans.
[03:26.320 --> 03:27.320]  I was like, holy shit.
[03:27.320 --> 03:28.320]  No, hummus not.
[03:28.320 --> 03:35.320]  They take care that the animal was killed in a good way.
[03:35.320 --> 03:37.320]  What is a good way to kill?
[03:37.320 --> 03:40.320]  Like, a way that the animal...
[03:40.320 --> 03:45.320]  I don't think it's ethical to push your view on others in that way.
[03:45.320 --> 03:48.320]  This is an interesting point, because I guess someone could argue
[03:48.320 --> 03:53.320]  that we are kind of pushing our view onto the animal when we factory farm them
[03:53.320 --> 03:55.320]  or when we kill them.
[03:55.320 --> 03:58.320]  What do you think about that?
[03:58.320 --> 04:01.320]  What do you mean? Like, maybe they like being factory farmed?
[04:01.320 --> 04:04.320]  No, no, no, no. That's definitely not what I mean.
[04:04.320 --> 04:07.320]  If I was to say I get a lot of pleasure from eating meat, which is true.
[04:07.320 --> 04:10.320]  Like, I really enjoy the taste of the products.
[04:10.320 --> 04:20.320]  Would that make it ethical to do so?
[04:20.320 --> 04:22.320]  I don't have any answer for that one.
[04:22.320 --> 04:25.320]  I think you can reduce consumption as much as you can.
[04:25.320 --> 04:29.320]  If we change it to the bestiality, though, and I say if I get pleasure from
[04:29.320 --> 04:34.320]  having intercourse with a dog, you're like, no, that doesn't make it okay, right?
[04:34.320 --> 04:35.320]  Yeah.
[04:35.320 --> 04:37.320]  But what about like, okay, I don't put my penis in them,
[04:37.320 --> 04:39.320]  but I put a knife in them instead.
[04:39.320 --> 04:41.320]  So, if we're going to have sex with animal products,
[04:41.320 --> 04:44.320]  we're causing them to suffer and die.
[04:44.320 --> 04:45.320]  What about child abuse?
[04:45.320 --> 04:47.320]  Child abuse is also morally wrong.
[04:47.320 --> 04:50.320]  Domestic abuse? Not going to get married?
[04:50.320 --> 04:55.320]  Probably not, but that's not necessarily immoral.
[04:55.320 --> 04:56.320]  Of course it is.
[04:56.320 --> 05:00.320]  Well, you think that men or women beating up the other sex is morally right.
[05:00.320 --> 05:02.320]  Oh, I thought you just said, am I going to get married?
[05:02.320 --> 05:04.320]  I didn't think you said, am I going to beat my wife?
[05:04.320 --> 05:06.320]  So, let's put the animal in front of you.
[05:06.320 --> 05:10.320]  And I get a knife out, and I say, you can pay me £10,
[05:10.320 --> 05:12.320]  and I'll slit this animal's throat.
[05:12.320 --> 05:14.320]  Or you could eat the vegan burger there.
[05:14.320 --> 05:15.320]  Which choice do you make?
[05:15.320 --> 05:16.320]  I give you the money.
[05:16.320 --> 05:17.320]  Seriously? Why?
[05:17.320 --> 05:19.320]  I've wielded the knife myself.
[05:19.320 --> 05:21.320]  But why? Why? There's no option there.
[05:21.320 --> 05:23.320]  It's tasty.
[05:23.320 --> 05:27.320]  I mean, I think steaks are tastier than vegan burgers.
[05:27.320 --> 05:28.320]  Well, look.
[05:28.320 --> 05:32.320]  I've not had that many vegan burgers in my life, but they're really tasty, steaks.
[05:32.320 --> 05:35.320]  So, let me give you a hypothetical.
[05:35.320 --> 05:38.320]  I'm someone who really loves sex, and I'm going to have sex with this woman,
[05:38.320 --> 05:40.320]  even though she doesn't want to have sex with me.
[05:40.320 --> 05:42.320]  And you say, don't do that, that's wrong.
[05:42.320 --> 05:44.320]  And I say, I like it.
[05:44.320 --> 05:46.320]  Is that exactly the same logic that you're using?
[05:46.320 --> 05:48.320]  Exactly the same logic, yes.
[05:48.320 --> 05:50.320]  So, you're here fighting for the animals,
[05:50.320 --> 05:54.320]  but you're shielding yourself from a fellow human being?
[05:54.320 --> 05:55.320]  Correct.
[05:55.320 --> 05:56.320]  Yes, correct.
[05:56.320 --> 06:01.320]  So, if I was a cow, if I was Daisy, I'd be fine?
[06:01.320 --> 06:02.320]  Yes.
[06:02.320 --> 06:03.320]  You'd take it off?
[06:03.320 --> 06:05.320]  I'd take it off and give you a big kiss.
[06:05.320 --> 06:07.320]  But you're not a cow.
[06:07.320 --> 06:08.320]  No.
[06:08.320 --> 06:09.320]  Well.
[06:09.320 --> 06:14.320]  I want to say because it's been like that forever, but there's like...
[06:14.320 --> 06:17.320]  I guess people could have said the same thing to try and justify slavery.
[06:17.320 --> 06:20.320]  Just because something's always happened, does that make it moral?
[06:20.320 --> 06:22.320]  Yeah, that was not my point.
[06:22.320 --> 06:25.320]  But let's not get into slavery, because that's a whole other thing.
[06:25.320 --> 06:26.320]  But I mean, it is slavery, I guess.
[06:26.320 --> 06:28.320]  What we're talking about here is animal slavery.
[06:28.320 --> 06:31.320]  I mean, they're certainly not free.
[06:31.320 --> 06:33.320]  You don't get it.