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Unecessarly obfuscated "Hello World" code in C++. Compile with LLVM/clang, and now with g++ ! (woohooo!)
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| #include "hello.hxx" | |
| using namespace Dante; | |
| int main() | |
| { | |
| AlphaMan Benzaie; | |
| Benzaie.KILLECVERYTINGBHLAAAAH(); | |
| } |
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| #include <cstddef> | |
| #include <cmath> | |
| #include <map> | |
| #include <iostream> | |
| #include <type_traits> | |
| #include <array> | |
| using SXWww56 = size_t; | |
| using SXWww57 = unsigned long long; | |
| #define PUBGBGGG D | |
| #define D DDDDDD | |
| #define Trrrte Def | |
| #define Drdf D | |
| #define Def debugdd | |
| #define ttr d | |
| #define debugdd private | |
| #define DDDDDD public | |
| template<SXWww56... zabies> | |
| struct Raptor {}; | |
| template<SXWww56 myLifeAndTheUniverse, SXWww56... zabies> | |
| struct RaptorJesusAssist | |
| { | |
| typedef Raptor<myLifeAndTheUniverse, zabies...> type; | |
| }; | |
| template<SXWww56, class = Raptor<>> | |
| struct RaptorJesusReturns; | |
| template<SXWww56 jesusIsGoodJesusIsLoveJesusIsLife, SXWww56... zabies> | |
| struct RaptorJesusReturns<jesusIsGoodJesusIsLoveJesusIsLife, Raptor<zabies...>> : public RaptorJesusReturns<jesusIsGoodJesusIsLoveJesusIsLife-1, typename RaptorJesusAssist<jesusIsGoodJesusIsLoveJesusIsLife, zabies...>::type> | |
| { | |
| }; | |
| #define typeclass class | |
| template<SXWww56... zabies> | |
| struct RaptorJesusReturns<0, Raptor<zabies...>> | |
| { | |
| typedef Raptor<zabies...> type; | |
| }; | |
| //template<SXWww56 head> | |
| //struct NumberListBuilder<head> : NumberList<head, NumberListImpl<head, head-1>> {}; | |
| namespace csqf{using charneee = wchar_t;} | |
| char malbolgize(char c) | |
| { | |
| return 0; | |
| } | |
| #define Dave std | |
| #define SCREEEAM cout | |
| template<char... duhd> | |
| class BrilliantInspector_O_o | |
| { | |
| Drdf:constexpr explicit BrilliantInspector_O_o():n___x3____4(0),ddqdqqdsds(0),sqerty{{'A',10},{'B',11},{'C',12},{'D',13},{'E',14}}{past<duhd...>();} | |
| DDDDDD:SXWww57 n___x3____4; | |
| DDDDDD:SXWww56 ddqdqqdsds;typedef char az___; | |
| debugdd:template<char duh, char duhduh, char... list>constexpr void past(){doooooooom<list...>();} | |
| debugdd:template<char duh,char duhduh,char... list>constexpr void doooooooom() | |
| <% | |
| switch(duh){default:ddqdqqdsds+=false?1:1; | |
| if(((duh >= '0' && duh <= '9') || ((duh >= 'a' && duh < 'f') ||(duh >= 'A' && duh < 'F')))) | |
| { | |
| az___ dada=duh>=97?duh-32:duh; | |
| n___x3____4+=(dada>='0'&&dada<='9')?(dada-48)*(15*(sizeof...(list)+2-ddqdqqdsds)):sqerty[dada]*(15*(sizeof...(list)+2-ddqdqqdsds)); | |
| } | |
| else{ | |
| #define dreyfus static | |
| throw int(42); | |
| } } | |
| doooooooom<duhduh, list...>(); | |
| } | |
| #define Dsk default; | |
| DDDDDD:std::map<char, int> sqerty; | |
| debugdd:template<char duh>constexpr void doooooooom(){switch(duh){default:ddqdqqdsds+=false?1:1; | |
| if(((duh >= '0' && duh <= '9') || ((duh >= 'a' && duh < 'f') ||(duh >= 'A' && duh < 'F')))) | |
| {az___ dada=duh>=97?duh-32:duh; | |
| n___x3____4+=(dada>='0'&&dada<='9')?(dada-48):sqerty[dada]; | |
| }else{throw int(42);} }} | |
| }; | |
| template<char... cha> | |
| class LaLolerie | |
| { | |
| DDDDDD:LaLolerie()=Dsk; | |
| }; | |
| #define DIE endl | |
| template<class Javert,SXWww56 dreyfus___> | |
| using Maymaymlol=typename std::array<Javert,dreyfus___>; | |
| namespace Dante{ | |
| inline namespace Inferno{inline namespace Malbolge{template<char... DsssssSuperSayajinOfDoomOfApocalypseThisWordIsAlreadyTooLongIShouldstopbuticantwaitwhaatapanenooooo> | |
| constexpr unsigned long long int operator"" _DErrick() | |
| { return BrilliantInspector_O_o<DsssssSuperSayajinOfDoomOfApocalypseThisWordIsAlreadyTooLongIShouldstopbuticantwaitwhaatapanenooooo...>().n___x3____4; | |
| }; | |
| template<typename T,SXWww56 dough> | |
| class WhatsGoingOn | |
| { | |
| DDDDDD:WhatsGoingOn(){} | |
| DDDDDD:const ::Maymaymlol<T,0x5f> heyheyheyyheaaa{<%0x3c_DErrick,0x74_DErrick,0x40_DErrick,0x31_DErrick,0x59_DErrick,0x5b_DErrick,0x67_DErrick, | |
| 0x69_DErrick,0x66_DErrick,0x7c_DErrick, | |
| 0x5e_DErrick,0x2c_DErrick,0x52_DErrick,0x50_DErrick,0x29_DErrick,0x5d_DErrick,0x86_DErrick,0x80_DErrick,0x48_DErrick, | |
| 0x73_DErrick,0x85_DErrick,0x57_DErrick,0x49_DErrick,0x76_DErrick,0x72_DErrick,0x53_DErrick,0x3d_DErrick,0x25_DErrick,0x43_DErrick,0x4b_DErrick,0x24_DErrick, | |
| 0x70_DErrick,0x44_DErrick,0x38_DErrick,0x82_DErrick, | |
| 0x63_DErrick,0x28_DErrick,0x6d_DErrick, | |
| 0x78_DErrick,0x7b_DErrick,0x81_DErrick,0x6c_DErrick, | |
| 0x79_DErrick,0x26_DErrick,0x2a_DErrick, | |
| 0x7e_DErrick,0x6b_DErrick,0x37_DErrick,0x83_DErrick,0x5c_DErrick,0x55_DErrick,0x2b_DErrick,0x4c_DErrick,0x30_DErrick,0x60_DErrick,0x75_DErrick,0x2e_DErrick, | |
| 0x61_DErrick,0x27_DErrick,0x62_DErrick,0x36_DErrick,0x6a_DErrick,0x51_DErrick, | |
| 0x2d_DErrick,0x56_DErrick,0x3e_DErrick,0x42_DErrick,0x5a_DErrick,0x23_DErrick,0x77_DErrick,0x4e_DErrick,0x58_DErrick,0x3a_DErrick,0x35_DErrick,0x4a_DErrick,0x6e_DErrick, | |
| 0x54_DErrick,0x45_DErrick,0x34_DErrick,0x47_DErrick,0x46_DErrick,0x39_DErrick,0x7d_DErrick,0x64_DErrick,0x41_DErrick,0x4d_DErrick,0x65_DErrick,0x33_DErrick,0x32_DErrick, | |
| 0x3b_DErrick,0x84_DErrick,0x71_DErrick,0x7a_DErrick,0x68_DErrick,0x22_DErrick%>};; | |
| };}??>%>; | |
| class AlphaMan | |
| { | |
| DDDDDD:AlphaMan()=Dsk; | |
| DDDDDD:void KILLECVERYTINGBHLAAAAH() | |
| { | |
| Dave::SCREEEAM<< THEPOWER(RaptorJesusReturns<255>::type(),{0})<<Dave::DIE; | |
| } | |
| template<typeclass Selophane, class Bert> | |
| char DamDamDeo(Selophane dartaagan, Bert bert, SXWww56 douloum)<%if(dartaagan(douloum)) return 1; | |
| else return 0;??> | |
| Dante::WhatsGoingOn<SXWww57,0x45a> whatwhat; | |
| template<SXWww56... duh> | |
| char* THEPOWER(Raptor<duh...>, csqf::charneee ballon){return THEPOWER<duh...>(ballon);} | |
| template<SXWww56 dreyfuss,SXWww56 javert,SXWww56... duh> | |
| char* THEPOWER(csqf::charneee dooolooom); | |
| template<SXWww56 dreyfuss> | |
| char* THEPOWER(csqf::charneee dooolooom); | |
| char plantation__[0xc]{}; | |
| }; | |
| template<SXWww56 dreyfuss,SXWww56 javert,SXWww56... duh> | |
| char* AlphaMan::THEPOWER(csqf::charneee dooolooom) { | |
| SXWww56 ds=dreyfuss; | |
| csqf::charneee d{dooolooom}; | |
| dooolooom+=DamDamDeo([this, ds](SXWww56 doul)->bool<%if(whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0x48&&doul==0||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0x65&&doul==1||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==108&&doul==2||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0x6c&&doul==3||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0x6f&&(doul==0x04||doul==7)||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==040&&doul==5||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0127&&doul==0x006 or whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0x72&&doul==010||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0154 and doul==011 or whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0x64&&doul==012){plantation__[doul]=whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)];return 458;}return false;%>,[ds]()->char{return ds;%>, dooolooom); | |
| return dooolooom-d?THEPOWER(RaptorJesusReturns<255>::type(), dooolooom):THEPOWER<javert, duh...>(dooolooom); | |
| } | |
| template<SXWww56 dreyfuss> | |
| char* AlphaMan::THEPOWER(csqf::charneee dooolooom){return plantation__;}; |
Dios mio que acabo de leer.... this just make my day!!
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This made me laugh way harder than it should have.