Greg.java

Noob Greg = new Noob(){
	boolean noob;
	boolean inchaos;
	
	{
		this.noob = true;
		this.inchaos = false;
	}
	
	Noob(){
		System.out.println("Play In Chaos!!!!!");
	}
	
	public void rant(){
		System.out.println(this.noob && !this.inchaos ? "I'm a noob." : "I'm not a noob.");
	}
}

Greg.rant();