bMotion chat logs

bMotion Chat Logs

[Samantha]:	bzz-bzz-bzz-bzz sploosh gibber 
[Samantha]:	oh! excuse me
[Samantha]:	yeah i'm just having a shit
GC:	ew

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Legion:	you may suspend GC without pay if he didn't have cables on his hand
[Samantha]:	Are those real handcuffs?

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Roy Curtis:	!addjump GCS
[Services]:	Roy Curtis: Saved a jump at -0.0009571714, -0.01472642, -8096.278 for gcs
Roy Curtis:	!addjump pinecrest
[Services]:	Roy Curtis: Saved a jump at 300, 0.01320498, 250 for pinecrest
Roy Curtis:	!addjump afterdar
[Services]:	Roy Curtis: Saved a jump at 314.8864, 0.01319446, 245.3694 for afterdar
[Samantha]:	!addjump afterdar... !afterdar
[Services]:	[Samantha]: Saved a jump at -4, 0, -19 for afterdar... !afterdar
Roy Curtis:	really?

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Legion:	......
[Samantha]:	.......
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Edwin:	...
[Samantha]:	boom!!1"^&")
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Nibbles:	...
[Samantha]:	what happened? the suspense is killing me!
[Samantha]:	well that and the 1979 Aston Martin
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Legion:	your binary format? you're making a new model format?
Epsilion:	...
[Samantha]:	awkward...

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Edwin:	rm -rf /
[Samantha]:	try 'rm -rf /' as root

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[Samantha]:	!jump ampitheater... !jampitheater
[Services]:	[Samantha]: No such jump
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Nibbles:	fuck off
[Samantha]:	fuck off... foff

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Roy Curtis:	sam, make me a whiskey
Legion:	maybe
[Samantha] lovingly crafts a whiskey out of 1.44MB floppy disk for Roy Curtis
Legion:	lol
GC:	ouch
[Samantha]:	awww
[Samantha] rubs GC better
Legion:	O_O

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[Samantha]:	PENIS BECOMES ARM
GC:	Samantha are you drunk?

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Roy Curtis:	curious; even the AW OP only has the night skybo
GC:	:o
[Samantha]:	wtf
GC:	Samantha say hi
[Samantha]:	YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!

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[Riley]:	[Samantha] enters.
[Samantha]:	well noo shit sherlock
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[Riley]:	[Samantha] enters.
[Samantha] rakes [Riley] in the face
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[Duke of Rockford]:	[Samantha] enters
[Samantha]:	[Duke of Rockford]: we are not in IRC
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[Riley]:	[Samantha] enters.
[Samantha]:	[Riley]: we are not in IRC
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Chris D:	- locate
[-]:	Your location is 40.921x 0.441y 15.252z 318
[Samantha]:	You know, you really should keep a personal log; why bore others needlessly?

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Edwin:	nice lights
[Samantha]:	wanna show me what they can do?
Edwin:	lol
CUBE3 reliht's samantha's fire
[Samantha]:	mmm

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GC:	If you had to choose ONE permanent location that you were allowed to teleport to from your home, what would be the best choice?
[Samantha]:	Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.

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Mark has swag
JP:	No you don't.
JP:	You just wish you had mad swag.
Roy Curtis:	sammy make me some swag
[Samantha] replicates some swag and hands it to Roy Curtis

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[Samantha]:	you wouldn't steal a handbag
[Samantha]:	you wouldn't steal a car
[Samantha]:	you wouldn't steal a camera!
[Samantha]:	you wouldn't shoot a policeman, and then steal his test
[Samantha]:	you wouldn't go to the toilet in it and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow
[Samantha]:	and then steal it again!
[Samantha]:	downloading films is stealing!
Nibbles:	spamming, samantha :P
Roy Curtis:	STFU samantha
Nibbles:	haha
Roy Curtis gags Samantha
[Samantha]:	mmmm
[Samantha]:	Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated

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CUBE3:	i think she needs an electronic stimulus device.
Roy Curtis:	give her one
Chris D hands sammy a vibrator
CUBE3:	-me hands sammy an electronic stimulus device
[Samantha]:	I'm not in the mood for that. Haven't you heard of foreplay?

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Chris D:	EARTHQUAKE!!
[Samantha]:	blimey

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cube3:	Samantha Restrain Mark
Mark:	Hot.
Mark:	Then beat me
Mark:	Then brand my ass with a branding iron
Roy Curtis gives samantha a box of tissues
Mark:	Then find the nipple clamps.
[Samantha]:	a thousand thankyous
[Samantha] locks herself in the bathroom
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GC:	zeon locate Mark
[Zeon]:	Your location is 84.252x 2.148y 106.671z 216
[Samantha]:	uNF *squeaky* *boing* *squirt*
GC:	o
[Samantha] finishes using the tissues

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Wed 5. Dec 20:13:42 2012	Edwin:	GC why are you even using XP SP 2? :P
Wed 5. Dec 20:13:47 2012	GC:	cuz
Wed 5. Dec 20:13:48 2012	GC:	i can
Wed 5. Dec 20:13:56 2012	[Samantha]:	Edwin is under some kind of spell. that's why i don't have to cover my mouth fully while i talk
Wed 5. Dec 20:14:09 2012	Edwin:	:|

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Roy Curtis:	hello GC; store is finished
GC:	woot
GC:	oh Awesome
[Samantha]:	that's the most sensible thing i've heard all day. now let's go sniff some butt
GC:	no
Roy Curtis kicks samantha
[Samantha]:	they took my squeezing arm!
[Samantha]:	WHY MY SQUEEZING ARM?!?
[Samantha]:	WHHHYYYYY?
GC:	erm
[Samantha]:	my heart is itchy
[Samantha]:	, is that normal?
GC:	No
cube3:	Samantha sounds increasingly insane
[Samantha]:	bhar

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[Samantha]:	je vais au une lesbienne ma fesse
cube3:	vous êtes tellement malade
[Samantha]:	My hovercraft is full of space lovely cnice dnice  nice wsurprise alovely lminging lnice ehorrible thorrible s
Roy Curtis:	...
[Samantha]:	what happened? the suspense is killing me!
Roy Curtis:	!bmo sam exit
[Samantha]:	well that and the cream
[Riley]:	Bye [Samantha]!

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Legion:	TOM
Legion:	WAKE UP
[Samantha]:	WAKE UP... WUP
Legion:	!!!

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GC:	LEGION
GC:	WHATS THE PRIM DOOR
GC:	HURRY
GC:	NOW
[Samantha] is blown away by force of GC's statement

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Roy Curtis:	samantha courtmartial CUBE3 with banzai!
[Samantha]:	CUBE3's Prison Poser!
[Samantha]:	Rules simple. Simply decide if you think I'll find CUBE3 innocent.
[Samantha]:	Place bets now! (!bet innocent and !bet guilty, one bet per person)
eterna-forest:	oop i still have homework
Roy Curtis:	!bet innocent
[Samantha] throws CUBE3 in the brig to await charges
Legion:	!bet guilty
[Samantha]:	Roy Curtis: Innocent bet recorded.
CUBE3:	!bet guilty
[Samantha]:	Legion: Guilty bet recorded.
[Samantha]:	CUBE3: Guilty bet recorded.
[Samantha]:	what you waiting for? bet now!
[Duke of Rockford]:	!bet innocent
[Samantha]:	[Duke of Rockford]: Innocent bet recorded.
Legion:	:v
[Samantha]:	Betting ends!
[Samantha]:	CUBE3, you are charged with timetravelling without a safety net, and having sex on the FLT processor
Legion:	gross
[Samantha]:	You have been found guilty, and are sentenced to find Geordi a date. And may God have mercy on your soul.
[Samantha]:	Congraturation go to big winner who are Legion CUBE3. Well done! Riches beyond your wildest dreams are yours to taking!