gistfile1.txt

KERNELVER=`uname -r` 
LOAD=`uptime | awk -F'load average:' '{ print $2 }'`

# get uptime from /proc/uptime

uptime=$(</proc/uptime)
uptime=${uptime%%.*}

seconds=$(( uptime%60 ))
minutes=$(( uptime/60%60 ))
hours=$(( uptime/60/60%24 ))
days=$(( uptime/60/60/24 ))

UPTIME="$days days $hours:$minutes"

short_hostname=$(echo $HOSTNAME | cut -d"." -f1)

NOOFCPU=$(grep -c "^processor" /proc/cpuinfo)
RAM=$(perl -ne'/^MemTotal:\s+(\d+)/ && print int($1/1024);' < /proc/meminfo)

echo "
               . . . . 
          MMM ::::::::: MMM
        MMMMMM ::::::: MMMMMM
      MMMMMMMMM ::::: MMMMMMMMM
     : MMMMMMMMM ::: MMMMMMMMM : 
    ::::: MMMMMM  :  MMMMMM :::::
    :::::::::. MM   MM .:::::::::
    :::::::::::.     .::::::::::: 
    ::::::::: MMM . MMM ::::::::: 
    :::: MMMMMMM .:. MMMMM ::::::
     : MMMMMMMMM ::: MMMMMMMMM : 
      MMMMMMMMM ::::: MMMMMMMMM
        MMMMMM ::::::: MMMMMM      
	  MMM ::::::::: MMM  
                          | |,_ |    _ ||   /\`             -|-.   _
                          |_|||||)|\`(/_||(| \_,()|\`|)()|\`(| | |()| |
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Log in to system  : $short_hostname
Operating system  : ArchLinux
Kernel version    : $KERNELVER
No. prozessors    : $NOOFCPU
Main memory       : ${RAM}M
Machine load      :$LOAD
Machine uptime    : $UPTIME
 " > /etc/issue