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Animaniacs - Opening Title - Randy Rogel _ Tom Ruegger.lrc

[length: 01:09.172]
[ar: Randy Rogel / Tom Ruegger]
[ti: Animaniacs - Opening Title]
[tool: LRC Maker https://lrc-maker.github.io]
[al: Steven Spielberg Presents Animaniacs]
[00:02.091] It's time for Animaniacs
[00:05.590] And we're zany to the max
[00:08.529] So just sit back and relax
[00:10.225] You'll laugh 'til you collapse
[00:11.725] We're Animaniacs!
[00:14.426] Come join the Warner brothers (and the Warner sister, Dot)
[00:17.663] Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot
[00:20.305] They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
[00:23.215] But we break loose and then vamoose, and now you know the plot!
[00:26.236] We're Animaniacs!
[00:28.782] Dot is cute, and Yakko yaks
[00:31.667] Wakko packs away the snacks
[00:33.134] While Bill Clinton plays the sax
[00:34.824] We're Animaniacs!
[00:37.657] Meet Pinky and the Brain, who want to rule the universe
[00:40.561] Goodfeathers flock together
[00:41.807] Slappy whacks 'em with her purse
[00:43.601] Buttons chases Mindy while Rita sings a verse
[00:46.471] The writers flipped
[00:47.201] We have no script
[00:47.953] Why bother to rehearse?
[00:49.351] We're Animaniacs
[00:51.885] We have pay or play contracts
[00:54.978] We're zany to the max
[00:56.460] There's baloney in our slacks
[00:58.051] We're ani-mane-y, totally insane-y
[01:00.836] (Here's the show's name-y)
[01:02.484] Animaniacs!
[01:04.586] Those are the facts!

Catch Up Song - Steve Bernstein_Julie Bernstein.lrc

[ti: Catch Up Song]
[ar: Steve Bernstein/Julie Bernstein]
[al: Animaniacs (2020)]
[length: 02:04.761]
[tool: LRC Maker https://lrc-maker.github.io]
[00:00.000] You see,
[00:02.182] Taxi's are Ubers
[00:02.865] The stars are YouTubers
[00:03.816] Neil Tyson gave Pluto the axe
[00:05.817] Cell phones got smarter
[00:06.836] The oceans got hotter
[00:07.933] The global economy collapsed
[00:11.802] We get internet deals on our hyphenate meals
[00:13.886] Like cage-free, vegan-paleo sausage
[00:15.952] We don't leave our homes thanks to Amazon drones
[00:18.001] They track what we do through our watches
[00:20.043] What's going on? Will we be okay?
[00:22.084] Has it all gonе mad since we went away?
[00:24.127] Oh, updatе us, please, then put us at ease
[00:26.053] 'Cause we've run out of jokes
[00:28.123] About the '90s
[00:32.960] Al Gore lost bad 'cause of one hanging chad
[00:35.465] Dubya hunted for WMDs
[00:37.532] Obama brought hope, so Clinton thought, "Dope!
[00:39.450] 2016 should be a real breeze!"
[00:41.471] So Hillary finally broke that glass ceiling?
[00:43.714] No, but it certainly does feel like it's raining shards of glass all around us!
[00:47.905] The country's cut into two, the red and the blue
[00:50.190] Facebook's a toxic wastedump
[00:52.200] The Fox Friends are doting, the Russians are voting
[00:54.118] And now there's a President Trum–
[00:56.698] At least we think there's still a President Trump. You see, the writers are writing this in 2018
[01:01.082] How is that possible? The people rely on Animaniacs for outrageous and relevant content!
[01:06.015] Well, how can we finish catching up if we don't know what happened in the last two years?
[01:10.300] I don't know, wild guesses?
[01:12.116] Sounds good to me!
[01:13.368] We have chips in our brains, we no longer feel pain
[01:15.084] There are worsening climate disasters
[01:16.837] Now we live underground, and we can't make a sound
[01:19.050] Lest we anger our polar bear masters
[01:20.719] (They've come south for revenge!)
[01:22.366] We breed birds without arms on our factory farms
[01:24.464] And we live in aluminum bunkers
[01:26.300] We sent humans to Mars
[01:27.350] All the food comes in bars
[01:28.410] And the top-rated show is called Clunkers!
[01:30.316] It's about a talking police car
[01:32.518] Who's also a time machine
[01:34.583] Wow, here comes the star, Clunko!
[01:36.901] I travel through time, solving crime!
[01:40.406] That's what's going on in the world today
[01:44.341] It's as crazy now as when we went away
[01:47.801] Our ratings depend on knowing the trends
[01:54.016] We're all caught up, that's how this song ends!

Sufragette Song - Tommy Reilly _ Roddy Hart _ Jessica Lacher _ Andrew Barbot.lrc

[ti: Sufragette Song]
[al: Animaniacs (2020)]
[ar: Tommy Reilly / Roddy Hart / Jessica Lacher / Andrew Barbot]
[length: 03:04.503]
[tool: LRC Maker https://lrc-maker.github.io]
[00:00.509] It's insane for us to think today
[00:02.867] That women used to have no say
[00:05.269] In matters of the government
[00:07.700] The line of thinking usually went
[00:10.936] You do not need a ballot to finish your needlepoint
[00:13.453] Even though men called them gorgons
[00:15.018] And their corsets crushed their organs
[00:16.668] Suffragettes, they rocked the boat
[00:18.317] To help us win the right to vote
[00:20.553] Suffragette roll call!
[00:23.159] Elizabeth Cady Stanton
[00:26.809] Susan B. Anthony
[00:29.273] Sojourner Truth
[00:32.772] We marched on Washington
[00:34.085] We fought the fight
[00:35.720] We're independent women who demanded equal rights
[00:42.084] Thank you, ladies
[00:43.343] Thanks to you, I can vote
[00:45.151] Well–
[00:49.082] Come again?
[00:52.140] Are you kidding me?
[00:56.730] I've just been informed that cartoons don't have the right to vote
[01:01.203] This won't stand! This won't fly!
[01:04.031] No animation without representation!
[01:10.720] We toast 100 years of women voting in our nation
[01:13.814] But as a disenfranchised toon, I seek emancipation
[01:17.089] Saluting my foremothers in star-spangled petticoats
[01:20.231] I respectfully submit it's time to give cartoons the vote
[01:23.119] Let's all march on Washington, let's fight the fight
[01:26.531] I might only be a drawing, but I still want equal rights
[01:30.281] Come on, March
[01:33.099] March for your rights
[01:38.717] March! March! March! For your cartoony rights!
[01:43.674] March! March! March! For your cartoony rights!
[01:49.298] Cartoons! You gotta march, march, march!
[01:52.170] March for your rights!
[01:54.099] Come on, everybody!
[01:55.702] All together now!
[01:57.180] Robots, monsters, Tiny Toons
[01:59.067] Sylvester, talking cars
[02:00.697] Ducks, dogs, bunnies, Elmer Fudd
[02:02.263] Whatever these guys are
[02:03.899] Road Runner, Pinky, Taz, The Brain
[02:05.599] Wile E. Coyote
[02:07.366] It's time to band together, time to give cartoons the vote
[02:12.332] Don't be afraid to speak out
[02:13.947] Tell us about the issues that affect you
[02:16.373] I've been out of work for six months due to a mallet-related injury
[02:22.066] It'd be great to have a stunt double for all the cartoon violence
[02:26.504] Excellent! Let us tell the big-wigs how we really feel!
[02:35.246] Attention, Washington!
[02:36.681] Every day, we're smashed and whacked
[02:38.390] Every day, we're smashed and whacked
[02:39.934] It's time to take our anvils back
[02:41.482] It's time to take our anvils back
[02:43.181] A pie for you, a pie for me
[02:44.768] A pie for you, a pie for me
[02:46.284] This seltzer sprays equality
[02:47.899] This seltzer sprays equality
[02:50.334] We're coming to you live with reports of a
[02:51.998] Tiny dog puppy lady singing at Congress
[02:55.981] We besieged the legislatures to secure our zany stature
[02:59.138] Squirrelly tail entwined with Tweety wing
[03:01.088] Hear our voices as we sing

Video Revue - Animaniacs.lrc

[length: 01:45.300]
[ti: Video Revue]
[ar: Animaniacs]
[al: Steven Spielberg Presents Animaniacs]
[tool: LRC Maker https://lrc-maker.github.io]

[00:04.700] Hey, look at this store!
[00:05.910] There's movies galore!
[00:06.700] We've seen 'em a thousand times over before
[00:09.599] And that's why our brains don't work anymore!
[00:14.848] "The Player" is a movie
[00:16.324] About finding fresh new scripts
[00:18.336] Like "Rambo 3"...
[00:19.239] And "Rocky 5"...
[00:19.895] And "Star Trek" Number 6.
[00:21.863] Eva joined with Zsa Zsa,
[00:22.411] And they formed a "Sister Act"
[00:24.566] But both were "Unforgiven"
[00:25.824] Because neither one could act.
[00:28.359] "The Hand That Rocked The Cradle"
[00:29.839] Once belonged to "Hook", you see
[00:31.658] But it got bored and so it joined
[00:33.342] "The Addams Family".
[00:34.899] "Amadeus" was a genius
[00:36.559] "Beethoven" was a dog
[00:37.973] The "Muppet Family Christmas"
[00:39.369] Is about a pig and frog.
[00:42.449] There was a sled named Rosebud
[00:43.574] And a "Citizen" named "Kane"
[00:45.866] He rode it 'til the snow was melted
[00:47.440] Now he's "Singin' In The Rain".
[00:49.890] The "Princess Bride" got married
[00:51.121] To the handsome "Prince Of Tides"
[00:52.877] Which now makes her dad, "The Fisher King",
[00:54.381] The "Father Of The Bride".
[00:55.853] And pretty soon you'll find them all
[00:57.402] Inside the "TV Guide"
[00:59.724] Along with all the stars you like to see!
[01:02.524] Like Hitchcock and Spielberg and Oliver Stone
[01:05.346] Shirley MacLaine and Sylvester Stallone.
[01:07.462] Francis Ford Coppola, Hepburn and Tracy
[01:09.622] Robert Zemeckis and Martin Scorcese.
[01:11.607] Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Woody Allen and Mia
[01:13.612] Robert Deniro and Andy Garcia.
[01:15.494] Sophia Loren, Barbra Streisand, Joan Crawford
[01:17.508] Paul Newman, Rock Hudson, Spike Lee, Peter Lawford.
[01:19.393] Jack Nicholson, Brando, and Marilyn Monroe...
[01:22.705] And that's all the people we know!
[01:25.573] We're glad the dinosaur is gone
[01:27.162] He was an easy mark
[01:28.457] But if we ever miss him
[01:29.628] We can rent "Jurassic Park".
[01:31.204] So when it comes to clunkers
[01:32.284] Like "The Babe" or like "Presidio"
[01:33.907] Don't pay $7.50
[01:35.128] Just catch 'em on home video.
[01:36.579] As for us it's bye-bye time
[01:37.657] So long now, toodle-oo.
[01:39.974] We've had quite enough of this
[01:41.325] Video revue!