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$list = @"
1 Partridge in a pear tree
2 Turtle Doves
3 French Hens
4 Calling Birds
5 Golden Rings
6 Geese a laying
7 Swans a swimming
8 Maids a milking
9 Ladies dancing

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$t =   "3rd party Code: If you can't read it, you shouldn't run it..."
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$V = @('a';'e';'i';'o';'u';'y';'A';'E';'I';'O';'U';'Y')
foreach($x in $v){$t = $t.replace($x,('"+$v['+($v.IndexOf($x))+']+"'))}
$t = '$V = @("a";"e";"i";"o";"u";"y";"A";"E";"I";"O";"U";"Y");'+'"'+$t+'"'|` 
clip.exe
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#   press F5 in console & ctrl-V into a new powershell console for demo     #
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#Endless PowerShell Tetris tune
#adapted from https://gist.github.com/XeeX/6220067
function Play-TetrisTuneForever(){
    While(1 -eq 1){
    [console]::beep(658, 125) 
    [console]::beep(1320, 500) 
    [console]::beep(990, 250) 
    [console]::beep(1056, 250) 
    [console]::beep(1188, 250) 
    [console]::beep(1320, 125) 

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# $$ |       \___$$\   \___$$\   $$ |    $$  __$$< \_____$$ |  $$ |     #
# $$ |     $$\   $$ |$$\   $$ |  $$ |$$\ $$ |  $$ |      $$ |  $$ |$$\  #
# $L33tR4t\\$Kali$  |\$Linux  |  \$$$$  |$$ |  $$ |      $$ |  \$ISO  | #
# \________|\______/  \______/    \____/ \__|  \__|      \__|   \____/  #
#########################################################################

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 function Out-Loud(){

    Param(
        #Message
        [Parameter(Mandatory=$true, ValueFromPipeline=$true, Position=0)]
        [ValidateNotNull()]
        [String[]]$Speech,

        #Voice
        [ValidateSet('David', 'Zira', 'Hazel')]

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 function Out-Loud(){

    Param(
        #Message
        [Parameter(Mandatory=$true, ValueFromPipeline=$true, Position=0)]
        [ValidateNotNull()]
        [String[]]$Text,

        #Voice
        [ValidateSet('David', 'Zira', 'Hazel')]

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 ##PoShSysX.v1 - WalterLegowski

<#
.Synopsis
   PoShSysX: External SysInternal toolbox via PowerShell
.DESCRIPTION
   This cmdlet generates a powershell string that can be run on the localhost (default) or used as scriptblock for other tool (via clipboard).
   When executed, connects \\live.sysinternals.com\tools\ as PSDrive and runs .exe from that path. 
   Always latest version of tools. No install to disk. (But slower...)
.EXAMPLE

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calc

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ca

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lc