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freenode/#composer rant
03:54 -!- THEBEEFSTEAK has joined #composer
03:54 <THEBEEFSTEAK> hey guyys
03:54 <THEBEEFSTEAK> RobLoach
03:55 <THEBEEFSTEAK> sandvige
03:55 <THEBEEFSTEAK> scottrigby
03:55 <THEBEEFSTEAK> skoop
03:55 <THEBEEFSTEAK> Spea
03:55 <THEBEEFSTEAK> tonton
03:55 <THEBEEFSTEAK> tystr:
03:55 <THEBEEFSTEAK> s+e:
03:55 <THEBEEFSTEAK> s_e:
03:55 <THEBEEFSTEAK> techfreak
03:55 <THEBEEFSTEAK> xrated
03:55 <THEBEEFSTEAK> xrated:
03:56 <THEBEEFSTEAK> sressot:
03:56 <THEBEEFSTEAK> HELLOOO
03:56 <THEBEEFSTEAK> ANYONE OUT THERE
03:56 <THEBEEFSTEAK> ajf
03:56 <THEBEEFSTEAK> ajf-
03:56 <THEBEEFSTEAK> aewing
03:56 <THEBEEFSTEAK> asgrim
03:57 <THEBEEFSTEAK> ashka:
03:57 <THEBEEFSTEAK> Bilge:
03:57 <THEBEEFSTEAK> Bittarman:
03:57 <THEBEEFSTEAK> brensch:
03:57 <THEBEEFSTEAK> bytehead:
03:57 <THEBEEFSTEAK> carmony"
03:57 <THEBEEFSTEAK> carmony:
03:57 <THEBEEFSTEAK> carvite
03:58 <THEBEEFSTEAK> hey there
04:01 <THEBEEFSTEAK> hola
04:01 <THEBEEFSTEAK> quiero que hablar con las personas de musica pero no hay algunas personas en este parte
04:02 <THEBEEFSTEAK> AY CARAMBAAAAA
04:02 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I wonder if anyone is taking notice of my annoying and impatient behavoir
04:03 <THEBEEFSTEAK> They're probably giving me the silent treatment
04:03 <THEBEEFSTEAK> Because I'm being really annoting
04:03 <THEBEEFSTEAK> annoying
04:03 <THEBEEFSTEAK> oy
04:03 <THEBEEFSTEAK> o
04:03 <THEBEEFSTEAK> o
04:03 <THEBEEFSTEAK> o
04:03 <THEBEEFSTEAK> o
04:03 <THEBEEFSTEAK> oy
04:03 <THEBEEFSTEAK> What's the point of being online 24/7 if you don't talk?
04:04 <THEBEEFSTEAK> Maybe you went online in 1998 and forgot to log off
04:04 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I guess IRC is kind of ancient
04:04 <THEBEEFSTEAK> But stil
04:04 <THEBEEFSTEAK> there's at least 100 people here
04:04 <THEBEEFSTEAK> And no one talks
04:04 <THEBEEFSTEAK> its the same with every irc
04:04 <THEBEEFSTEAK> hmmm
04:04 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I wonder if I can get banned
04:05 <THEBEEFSTEAK> Are there mods here?
04:05 <THEBEEFSTEAK> OR IS IT ANARCHY
04:05 <THEBEEFSTEAK> AAAANNNNARRRCCCHHYYY
04:05 <THEBEEFSTEAK> IRCS ARE ANNNNAAARRYCCHY
04:05 <THEBEEFSTEAK> they continue to ignore me
04:05 <THEBEEFSTEAK> as if they think I will stop
04:05 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I type at 90 words per minute
04:05 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I wil
04:05 <THEBEEFSTEAK> never
04:05 <THEBEEFSTEAK> stop
04:05 <THEBEEFSTEAK> They've gotta have some kind of bot that monitors spammers
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I mean I'm obviously spamming at this point
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> myfingers are sore
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> OI
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> OIOI
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> OIOIOI
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> eg
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> eh
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> ehe
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> he
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> h
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> eh
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> !seen carmony
04:06 <THEBEEFSTEAK> .seen ashka
04:07 <THEBEEFSTEAK> ashka
04:07 <THEBEEFSTEAK> my man
04:07 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I met ashka back in germany
04:07 <THEBEEFSTEAK> 2001
04:07 <THEBEEFSTEAK> And he was like
04:07 <THEBEEFSTEAK> Hey man check out IRC
04:07 <THEBEEFSTEAK> you go online to talk to peopel
04:07 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I was a composer
04:07 <THEBEEFSTEAK> so Iwas like is there composer channel
04:07 <THEBEEFSTEAK> and he said yes
04:07 <THEBEEFSTEAK> so I go online t14 years later
04:08 <THEBEEFSTEAK> and I check out the chnanel
04:08 <THEBEEFSTEAK> wow there's so many users I said
04:08 <THEBEEFSTEAK> OH WAIT
04:08 <THEBEEFSTEAK> NOBODY FUCKING TALKS
04:08 <THEBEEFSTEAK> BECAUSE ITS IRC
04:08 <THEBEEFSTEAK> AND NOBODY DECIDED TO LOG OUT WHEN THEY STOPPED USING IT IN 2004
04:08 <THEBEEFSTEAK> EVERY SINGLE FUCKING IRC CHANNEL IS A COMPLETE WASTLELAND
04:08 <THEBEEFSTEAK> OSIFPDOSIFHSODIFHPSDOFIHSPDUFHSPDIUFH
04:09 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I WILL FIND YOU ALL
04:09 <THEBEEFSTEAK> AND SET YOUR COMPUTERS ON FIRE
04:09 <THEBEEFSTEAK> SO THAT YOU FUCKING LOG OFF
04:09 <THEBEEFSTEAK> INSTEAD OF LEAVING YOUR COMPUTER ON FOR 10 YEARS
04:09 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I'LL SMASH YOUR COMPUTERS WITH LARGE BASS AND FLIP THEM OVER
04:10 <THEBEEFSTEAK> LIKE DONKEYS IN YOUNG SIWARDS CHICKEN BROTH
04:10 <THEBEEFSTEAK> GTFO
04:10 <THEBEEFSTEAK> IDLERS LOG OFF
04:10 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I DEMAND YOU
04:10 <THEBEEFSTEAK> YOUNG SIWARD DEMANDS YOU
04:10 -!- rchavik has joined #composer
04:10 <THEBEEFSTEAK> ALLAH DEMANDS YOU
04:10 <THEBEEFSTEAK> hey there rchavik
04:10 <THEBEEFSTEAK> are you actually online?
04:10 <rchavik> no
04:11 <THEBEEFSTEAK> woah
04:11 <THEBEEFSTEAK> There's a real person in irc
04:11 <THEBEEFSTEAK> holy cow
04:11 <THEBEEFSTEAK> and he's gone
04:11 <THEBEEFSTEAK> just like that
04:12 <THEBEEFSTEAK> into the OBLIVION
04:12 <THEBEEFSTEAK> of LOGGING INTO IRC AND NEVER TALKING
04:12 <THEBEEFSTEAK> OR LEAVING YOUR COMPUTER ON SINCE 1997
04:12 <THEBEEFSTEAK> BACK WHEN IRC WAS ACTUALLY USED
04:12 <THEBEEFSTEAK> D-Boy over there
04:12 <THEBEEFSTEAK> when's the last time you've logged on to composers irc?
04:12 <THEBEEFSTEAK> 2003 maybe?
04:12 <THEBEEFSTEAK> 2004?
04:12 <THEBEEFSTEAK> Then you decided to never log off
04:12 <THEBEEFSTEAK> ever
04:13 <THEBEEFSTEAK> ALWAYS ONLINE BUT NEVER TALKING
04:14 <THEBEEFSTEAK> AN IDLER WHO'S COMPUTER SHOULD BE BURNED DOWN
04:14 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I wonder if you guys are actually viewing my rant
04:14 <THEBEEFSTEAK> and thinking "is this guy crazy"?
04:14 <THEBEEFSTEAK> AND I SAY NO IM NOT CRAZY
04:14 <THEBEEFSTEAK> IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK IRC!?!?!?!
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> FOR PEOPLE TO NOT FORGET TO FUCKING LOG OFF
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> SO IT LOOKS LIKE 2.8 MILION USERS ARE ONLINE
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> WHEN THERES ACTUALLY FUCKING NONE
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> ONE INCLUDING ME
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> SPFUDSDPIUFBPSIFBPSDIUF
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> TALKTLAKTLAKTLAKTALKT
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> TALK
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> TLAKT
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> T
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> TALK
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> SPEAK
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> DISCUSS
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> MINGLE
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> SAY
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> WORDS
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> NOW
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> PEOPLE
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> TALK
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> TO
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> EACH
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> OTHER
04:15 <THEBEEFSTEAK> you see.
04:16 <THEBEEFSTEAK> when you type things into irc
04:16 <THEBEEFSTEAK> words become visible on your screen
04:16 <THEBEEFSTEAK> AND OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE THEM
04:16 <THEBEEFSTEAK> did you know that?
04:16 <THEBEEFSTEAK> People can actually talk to eachother on irc
04:16 <THEBEEFSTEAK> And I know you guys think it's about logging on and doing absolutely nothing
04:16 <THEBEEFSTEAK> but you can actually like communicate
04:16 <THEBEEFSTEAK> THATS WHY ITS CALLED
04:17 <THEBEEFSTEAK> INTERNET RELAY CHAT
04:17 <THEBEEFSTEAK> BECAUSE YOU CAN CHAT YOU FUCKING MORONS
04:17 <THEBEEFSTEAK> Am i done with my rant, you ask?
04:17 <THEBEEFSTEAK> maybe
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> maybe not
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> the answer is
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> NO IM NOT BECAUSE YOU CANT PEOPLE CANT SEEM TO FUCKING UNDERSTAND THE DEFINITION OF CHAAATTTT
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> CHAT
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> CHAT
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> CHAT
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> CHAT
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> GET THAT INTO YOUR BRAINS
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> SHAME
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> YOU SHOULD FEEL SHAME
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> FOR NEVER
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> LOGGING
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> IN
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> AND
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> ACTUALLY
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> TALKING
04:18 <THEBEEFSTEAK> TO OTHER PEOPLE
04:19 <THEBEEFSTEAK> ON FUCKING IRC
04:19 <THEBEEFSTEAK> TALK
04:19 <THEBEEFSTEAK> TALK
04:19 <THEBEEFSTEAK> TALK
04:19 <THEBEEFSTEAK> OH MY GOD LISTEN TO MY WORDS
04:19 <THEBEEFSTEAK> THEY PENETRATE DEEP WITHIN YOUR SOUL
04:19 <THEBEEFSTEAK> AAAAAUUUUUGGHGHGH
04:21 <THEBEEFSTEAK> wait
04:21 <THEBEEFSTEAK> this
04:21 <THEBEEFSTEAK> isn't
04:21 <THEBEEFSTEAK> a
04:21 <THEBEEFSTEAK> forum for composers is it
04:21 <THEBEEFSTEAK> like actual composers?
04:21 <THEBEEFSTEAK> PEOPLE WHO MAKE MUSIC
04:21 <THEBEEFSTEAK> THIS SUB IS FOR FUCKING DEVELOPERS!?!?!?
04:22 <THEBEEFSTEAK> WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE THE CHANNEL COMPOSERS!!!
04:22 <THEBEEFSTEAK> JESUS CHRIST
04:22 <THEBEEFSTEAK> I QUIT
04:22 <THEBEEFSTEAK> QUT
04:22 <THEBEEFSTEAK> YOUR SOULS ARE BEYOND REPAIR
04:22 <THEBEEFSTEAK> SPDIFBSDIUFBSDIOFBSODIFBSDOUFBDSOIFB
04:22 -!- THEBEEFSTEAK has quit [Quit: Page closed]
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nbpalomino commented Apr 17, 2015

Very funny indeed.

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ShawnMcCool commented Apr 18, 2015

seems legit

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eddiejaoude commented Apr 18, 2015

He has too much time on his hands!

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jakeasmith commented May 22, 2015

Hahaha

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rszrama commented Jul 9, 2015

I might frame this for my office...

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CashWilliams commented Jan 4, 2017

IS ANYONE ACTUALLY READING THESE COMMENTS!?!?!?
HELLOOOOO
I QUIT!

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dehrk commented Aug 13, 2019

wipes away single tear

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